Author Topic: I'm like, 30 and shit (Read 2900 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** June 25, 2007, 01:33:13 AM »

This is depressing. I didn't accomplish anything spectacularly awesome so far and am now pretty much useless seeing as how I will no doubt spend the rest of my life watching Matlock reruns and shit- that's what old folks do, right?

Yes I am ragingly drunk right now. Help.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:33:58 AM »

Who cares, life is what you make it. Drink more it rox.

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:34:05 AM »

AUHAUHAUHAUHA

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #3 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:34:52 AM »

Maybe you could write a book.

Quote from: Douglas Wambaugh on June 25, 2007, 01:33:58 AM

Who cares, life is what you make it. Drink more it rox.

Oh yeah this too.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:38:56 AM »

hey, i'm 33 and i'm not exactly setting the world alight. there's very few slots for fame and fortune in life's big stage production -- most of us are stuck in the extras. drink up!

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #5 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:39:13 AM »

Too old for the revolution?

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:40:17 AM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 25, 2007, 01:33:13 AM

This is depressing. I didn't accomplish anything spectacularly awesome so far and am now I am Matlock.

Fixed!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:40:28 AM »

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE

BlackMage · « **Reply #8 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:40:45 AM »

I'm drunk too. Let's fucking party

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:47:13 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 25, 2007, 01:40:17 AM

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 25, 2007, 01:33:13 AM
This is depressing. I didn't accomplish anything spectacularly awesome so far and am now I am Matlock.

Fixed!

Dude.... not cool.

And Drinky, yeah but you have like, a college degree and money and shit. Although I will be completely, 100% honest with everyone right now- I don't work because I dislike working. I could totally have a job right now, maybe even a decent one. Working is just lame.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:48:52 AM »

well, that sucks.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:48:58 AM »

You shouldnt judge yourself by the perceived expectations of others.

You live once, do what you want as long as it isnt a burden on others.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:50:27 AM »

dude, flip the switch and you can get a job and money. smart people can make money; it's a fact of life. i wouldn't lament the money thang; the hardest part for me at 30 was accepting that i wasn't gonna be some brilliant young author praised to the high heavens but instead another working stiff. that's not to say i won't be an author someday, but adulthood has invested me with a certain new level of patience and urge for self-development.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #13 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:51:28 AM »

If you wanna make money, make money, if you wanna just do what yer doin now do it. ITS ALL ABOUT GUTS AND BOOZE

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:53:21 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 25, 2007, 01:50:27 AM

dude, flip the switch and you can get a job and money. smart people can make money; it's a fact of life. i wouldn't lament the money thang; the hardest part for me at 30 was accepting that i wasn't gonna be some brilliant young author praised to the high heavens but instead another working stiff. that's not to say i won't be an author someday, but adulthood has invested me with a certain new level of patience and urge for self-development.

what do you want to write about?, just curious.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:54:40 AM »

these days? heavily-stylized horror novels. and i do write them. i just don't get them published, which means they're worth fuck-all. :'( currently, writing fiction is just something i do to exercise the ol' creative muscle. well, the other creative muscle.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:57:20 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 25, 2007, 01:54:40 AM

these days? heavily-stylized horror novels. and i do write them. i just don't get them published, which means they're worth fuck-all. :'( currently, writing fiction is just something i do to exercise the ol' creative muscle. well, the other creative muscle.

wait you've actually written full length novels? wow. how many? can I read one?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #17 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:57:57 AM »

I like to write about misguided late 20 somethings who don't know what the fuck they're doing with themselves or what this crazy world is all about.

But then I realize that's all bullshit, and will start writing either some wacky sci-fi weirdness like a guy who is 3 degrees to the left of reality or about an insane black pimp/gangster/gigolo/ninja master named BLACK CALIGULA and shit; it really just depends on my level of intoxication.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #18 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:58:28 AM »

I dont write shit cause to quote the barenaked ladies, "Its all been done"

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** June 25, 2007, 02:15:50 AM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 25, 2007, 01:47:13 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 25, 2007, 01:40:17 AM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 25, 2007, 01:33:13 AM
This is depressing. I didn't accomplish anything spectacularly awesome so far and am now I am Matlock.

Fixed!

Dude.... not cool.

And Drinky, yeah but you have like, a college degree and money and shit. Although I will be completely, 100% honest with everyone right now- I don't work because I dislike working. I could totally have a job right now, maybe even a decent one. Working is just lame.

I dunno if this is supposed to be some kind of revelation or something?

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 25, 2007, 02:18:56 AM »

[youtube=425,350]Ts3EOgIkEOA[/youtube]

Black Adder + Doctor Who!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #21 on:** June 25, 2007, 02:19:55 AM »

Quote from: demi on June 25, 2007, 02:15:50 AM

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 25, 2007, 01:47:13 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on June 25, 2007, 01:40:17 AM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 25, 2007, 01:33:13 AM
This is depressing. I didn't accomplish anything spectacularly awesome so far and am now I am Matlock.

Fixed!

Dude.... not cool.

And Drinky, yeah but you have like, a college degree and money and shit. Although I will be completely, 100% honest with everyone right now- I don't work because I dislike working. I could totally have a job right now, maybe even a decent one. Working is just lame.

I dunno if this is supposed to be some kind of revelation or something?

Naw, I'm just so much more relaxed now that I'm not working. Working turns me into an asshole. We're not meant to be like that, I don't think.

Oblivion · « **Reply #22 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:26:02 AM »

I should have (and could have) had my bachelor's already. Yet I'm JUST about to transfer to a University (well, not until January). Not to mention I've been a vagrant for nearly 2 years and moved out of like 8 places (3 of them being in the last 2 months!) $:-\$

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #23 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:29:58 AM »

Raoul: It's beer you drink, right?

tiesto · « **Reply #24 on:** June 25, 2007, 08:46:23 AM »

Just curious, how do you afford your apt if you don't work, Raoul?

bud · « **Reply #25 on:** June 25, 2007, 08:50:21 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on June 25, 2007, 08:46:23 AM

Just curious, how do you afford your apt if you don't work, Raoul?

maybe he's affording it by offering himself to (older) men in return for cash mawney

roule :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** June 25, 2007, 11:19:35 AM »

yeah, gratz. i was depressed about turning 30 for like a month, and now i realize it's not that bad at all -- the pressure's off!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #27 on:** June 25, 2007, 11:23:35 AM »

lol old people

bud · « **Reply #28 on:** June 25, 2007, 11:24:22 AM »

maf, you're 27!?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #29 on:** June 25, 2007, 11:24:55 AM »

bud · « **Reply #30 on:** June 25, 2007, 11:27:39 AM »

i always thought you were 20

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #31 on:** June 25, 2007, 11:30:14 AM »

is this where you say I should act my age?

bud · « **Reply #32 on:** June 25, 2007, 11:32:42 AM »

act like DOUGLAS

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #33 on:** June 25, 2007, 11:33:11 AM »

SHUT UP YOURE NOT MY DAD

bud · « **Reply #34 on:** June 25, 2007, 11:36:30 AM »

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #35 on:** June 25, 2007, 12:38:18 PM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on June 25, 2007, 03:29:58 AM

Raoul: It's beer you drink, right?

I'll drink anything that will get me twisted.

And I have been living off of savings, for those that are curious.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #36 on:** June 25, 2007, 12:52:29 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 25, 2007, 12:38:18 PM

And I have been living off of savings, for those that are curious.

I wasn't curious until you said this. 'Sup Mr. Rocafella?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #37 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:00:48 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 25, 2007, 12:52:29 PM

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 25, 2007, 12:38:18 PM
And I have been living off of savings, for those that are curious.

I wasn't curious until you said this. 'Sup Mr. Rocafella?

Haha, savings are pretty much depleted.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #38 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:01:50 PM »

Oh. Well then: get a job, you bum!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #39 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:01:55 PM »

...yea, I'm not feeling creative today.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #40 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:24:51 PM »

I turn 30 in three months. It's no big deal-heck, if anything, I want to get older, if only to be able to grow a nice grey beard to stroke while contemplating my next turn in my disgustingly overengineered turn based strategy game or mulling over build orders in whatever RTS I'm binging on.

Also, since I play bridge (the card game) and birdwatch already, it's not like I'm not already an old fart in spirit anyway. I just wish I could get the seniors' coffee at McDonalds.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #41 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:49:30 PM »

I stroke my beard a lot, im getting old for sure

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #42 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:50:56 PM »

I pull my beard constantly to prevent myself from floating into the heavens

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #43 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:54:35 PM »

Hell, half the point of having this ridiculous beard is so that I can stroke it while saying "indeed" in a patronizing voice, making people feel stupid.

The other half is because I'm lazy, of course.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #44 on:** June 25, 2007, 01:55:35 PM »

I keep mine fairly trim but growing a decent bit o facial hair has introduced the weird beard tweaking.

Also I like having it cause it removes the requirement of shaving the hardest parts to shave often. Course if I get a 5 o clock I look horrible with it lol.

drozmight · « **Reply #45 on:** June 26, 2007, 01:58:58 AM »

[youtube=425,350]QW-LQblJl3s[/youtube]

oooo, ahhhh

Beezy · « **Reply #46 on:** June 26, 2007, 06:30:40 AM »

I never realized how many old people post at EB.

T-Short · « **Reply #47 on:** June 26, 2007, 06:34:19 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on June 26, 2007, 06:30:40 AM

I never realized how many old people post at EB.

I just turned 27. Is that old? I can't really tell.

bud · « **Reply #48 on:** June 26, 2007, 10:26:15 AM »

27 is the half of 54 which is old

Nick · « **Reply #49 on:** June 26, 2007, 05:13:27 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 25, 2007, 01:33:13 AM

This is depressing. I didn't accomplish anything spectacularly awesome so far and am now pretty much useless seeing as how I will no doubt spend the rest of my life watching Matlock reruns and shit- that's what old folks do, right?

Yes I am ragingly drunk right now. Help.

Quoting just because I can.

Nick · « **Reply #50 on:** June 26, 2007, 05:14:17 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 25, 2007, 01:54:35 PM

Hell, half the point of having this ridiculous beard is so that I can stroke it while saying "indeed" in a patronizing voice, making people feel stupid.

The other half is because I'm lazy, of course.

Well I'm sure you get a lot of pussy anyway.

Nick · « **Reply #51 on:** June 26, 2007, 05:15:35 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 25, 2007, 01:47:13 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 25, 2007, 01:40:17 AM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on June 25, 2007, 01:33:13 AM
This is depressing. I didn't accomplish anything spectacularly awesome so far and am now I am Matlock.

Fixed!

Dude.... not cool.

And Drinky, yeah but you have like, a college degree and money and shit. Although I will be completely, 100% honest with everyone right now- I don't work because I dislike working. I could totally have a job right now, maybe even a decent one. Working is just lame.

Oh, this thread keeps getting better. I am going to press on.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #52 on:** June 26, 2007, 05:26:18 PM »

I don't have a beard! poopoo on youyou

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #53 on:** June 26, 2007, 06:46:02 PM »

Hey guys, it's that insufferable prick, Nick! He's being an insufferable prick! He just CAN'T stay away from me.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #54 on:** June 26, 2007, 06:51:04 PM »

Maybe you two should make a love connection.

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Author Topic: I'm like, 30 and shit (Read 2900 times)