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It's sad that people just can't look past the murders of his wife and child and focus on what is really important; HIS WRESTLING.

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so how can you just blame somone for murder when you basically know nothing about the motives and such...
yes, how can we be mad at someone for murdering a child! He may have had a logical motive!

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I should just merge the Benoit thread with the Blowjobs suck thread.
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so how can you just blame somone for murder when you basically know nothing about the motives and such...
yes, how can we be mad at someone for murdering a child! He may have had a logical motive!

what if she didn't want him take steroids anymore.

SURELY THAT WOULD BE A MOTIVE
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so how can you just blame somone for murder when you basically know nothing about the motives and such...
yes, how can we be mad at someone for murdering a child! He may have had a logical motive!

what if she didn't want him take steroids anymore.

SURELY THAT WOULD BE A MOTIVE

More like a Lifetime Movie...


"Her husband was a proffesional wrestler, facing the demons from the business, drugs, steroids. She was constantly abused, until one night she couldn't take it anymore. It was the last night of this strong, powerful womens life..."Woman, The Movie", Saturday 9/11 at 8:00 PM only on the Lifetime Channel"
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i mean, put aside the rationalizations and excuses offered for his crime.

the outpouring of grief that immediately followed news of his death struck me as no less pathetic.

the guy was a professional wrestler, a faux-athelete who made a living shortening his lifespan for the entertainment for budweiser-swilling high school dropouts.

sure, the loss of life is always shocking and tragic, but who the fuck was this guy?

what adversity, that we're aware of, did he surmount?

exactly what did he contribute to society that merits the flood of tears that these shitheads now wade in?


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I was going to write one for Che Guevara, but then I realized leftists have already been doing it for years.


Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer suffered from low self esteem and began drinking at an early age. This confused and troubled teen felt rejected by his parents when they decided to divorce. Nevertheless Dahmer's heart did not grow cold and he decided to help poor underprivileged young men. These poor young black boys did not have a place to stay, but the Good Hearted Lionel opened up his home to them. Sure, he raped and killed them and even ate them! But, in a way, didn't society do the chewing for him? Hmmm?

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Finally a Futami post I agree with.
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i mean, put aside the rationalizations and excuses offered for his crime.

the outpouring of grief that immediately followed news of his death struck me as no less pathetic.

the guy was a professional wrestler, a faux-athelete who made a living shortening his lifespan for the entertainment for budweiser-swilling high school dropouts.

sure, the loss of life is always shocking and tragic, but who the fuck was this guy?

what adversity, that we're aware of, did he surmount?

exactly what did he contribute to society that merits the flood of tears that these shitheads now wade in?



Exactly. I mean, Abe Lincoln was nothing but a persona, and you still have white trash crying over his death! It's not likie he abolished slavery or anything!
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This farnham guy cracks me up.  This is someone's joke account, right?

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there are too many reasons this case as it stands is doubtful

1. even if he did kill his wife.. why would he kill his son
2. why was his son killed the day after.
3. why didnt his son try to escape or call the police or whatever


plus interviews with his fellow wrestlers or his neighbours indicate that he was not a psychopath.. maybe he was good at hiding it...

but there are many indications for a 4th person that might have done all this and might have escaped... and yet everybody is acting like the case as it stands has no reasonable doubt

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ok, im a wrestling fan (yes.... I know..... its awful..... right?).


But I hope that Chris Benoit has a special fucking spot in hell for what he did.


and what in the FUCK is wrong with some people trying to excuse this shit, FUCK that hes a fucking wife killing, child killing coward.

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haha, I approved your membership because of your PASSION, zombie. ;)
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ok, im a wrestling fan (yes.... I know..... its awful..... right?).


But I hope that Chris Benoit has a special fucking spot in hell for what he did.


and what in the FUCK is wrong with some people trying to excuse this shit, FUCK that hes a fucking wife killing, child killing coward.

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ok, im a wrestling fan (yes.... I know..... its awful..... right?).


But I hope that Chris Benoit has a special fucking spot in hell for what he did.


and what in the FUCK is wrong with some people trying to excuse this shit, FUCK that hes a fucking wife killing, child killing coward.

But there are good logical reasons for murdering 7 year olds.  The North American Man Boy Murder Association has been fighting for that right for decades.
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ok, im a wrestling fan (yes.... I know..... its awful..... right?).


But I hope that Chris Benoit has a special fucking spot in hell for what he did.


and what in the FUCK is wrong with some people trying to excuse this shit, FUCK that hes a fucking wife killing, child killing coward.

I'm going to load up my WWF No Mercy with my gameshark and i'm going to kill him tonight by putting him in a Ladder Match. AWMAWGAHD! HE'S BROKEN TO PIECES!
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one thing i'll say, in defense of the guy, is that all of us -- humans -- are driven to extremes, though some our actions are manifestly more extreme than others.

who are we to judge the man for what he's alleged to have done?

it's shocking, to be sure, but we're impulsive creatures, slaves to emotion that sometimes takes hold of reason and pushes us towards an inescapable hell of consequence.

that's what it means to be human.

some of us are strong enough to resist those impulses, while others are too weak to stave off submission to them.

i'm not going to sit here and say:

murderous scumbag

what a piece of shit

hope he rots in hell

well, his legacy is shit now

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that's the same kind of idiocy at work when tears start flowing upon news of his death.

human beings die.

human beings kill other human beings.

and it says much about a man or woman when they're too fucking spineless to confront that unpleasant truth of our condition.

haha, I approved your membership because of your PASSION, zombie. ;)


heh most people call it anger management problems but im glad you see it my way :D



that thread has so much .... ugh....head hurts.


Chris Benoit is a piece of shit, and how people can just go, oh wells i still like watching his matches.... blows me away.... but then again I dont like seeing nordberg in the naked gun movies to this day...
fucking coward.....7 fucking years old......  :maf







Press conference on cnn now.

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But there are good logical reasons for murdering 7 year olds.  The North American Man Boy Murder Association has been fighting for that right for decades.
In the future, he will be looked at as a trailblazer. A trailblazer in and out of the ring.

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I don't understand why he killed his son and not his two daughters too.
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haha, I approved your membership because of your PASSION, zombie. ;)


heh most people call it anger management problems but im glad you see it my way :D



that thread has so much .... ugh....head hurts.


Chris Benoit is a piece of shit, and how people can just go, oh wells i still like watching his matches.... blows me away.... but then again I dont like seeing nordberg in the naked gun movies to this day...
fucking coward.....7 fucking years old......  :maf







Press conference on cnn now.

i don't mind seeing norberg in the naked gun series, because oj was a talented comedic actor.

you're a shithead, the kind of person that makes this world difficult to bear.

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Allegedly Benoit kills his wife, then watches WWE with his son, then kills his son and himself later.

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272614341.shtml

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I don't understand why he killed his son and not his two daughters too.
Did they live with him? I doubt it. You see, you don't get in the ring with the Crippler and come out alive. THAT MAN HAD WORK ETHIC. e wouldn't leave two jobs undone.

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Another thing I don't get is why people idolize Eddie Guerero, the fuckhead was a druggie. Thank god he died, we don't need drug heads in the world.
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I don't understand why he killed his son and not his two daughters too.
Did they live with him? I doubt it. You see, you don't get in the ring with the Crippler and come out alive. THAT MAN HAD WORK ETHIC. e wouldn't leave two jobs undone.

I heard he changed the name of the Crossface to the Death Valley Driver before applying it on said wife :(
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that guy farnham, wth.
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Another thing I don't get is why people idolize Eddie Guerero, the fuckhead was a druggie. Thank god he died, we don't need drug heads in the world.
He was taking drugs in an effort to get them off the market and away from kids. See, if he was taking the drugs that meant that some 14 year old couldn't. The man was a hero. Not quiet the hero that Benoit was, but a hero nonetheless.

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The fact farnham can get away unbanned with saying its justifable to murder a 7 year old son, because there could have been A VORTEX is insane.

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Another thing I don't get is why people idolize Eddie Guerero, the fuckhead was a druggie. Thank god he died, we don't need drug heads in the world.
He was taking drugs in an effort to get them off the market and away from kids. See, if he was taking the drugs that meant that some 14 year old couldn't. The man was a hero. Not quiet the hero that Benoit was, but a hero nonetheless.

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Another thing I don't get is why people idolize Eddie Guerero, the fuckhead was a druggie. Thank god he died, we don't need drug heads in the world.
He was taking drugs in an effort to get them off the market and away from kids. See, if he was taking the drugs that meant that some 14 year old couldn't. The man was a hero. Not quiet the hero that Benoit was, but a hero nonetheless.

Oh, similiar to how Jeffrey Domner was just eating all the contaminated human meat to protect the bears, I get it!
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I wonder what happens to all of Benoit's money? He's been a top wrestler for about 10 years now .. so he's been making 500k+ for over a decade now. That's a lot of scratch.


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One would suggest the bitch of an ex-wife and his two daughters would get it.
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I wonder what happens to all of Benoit's money? He's been a top wrestler for about 10 years now .. so he's been making 500k+ for over a decade now. That's a lot of scratch.



I read somewhere the guy didn't have a lot of money?
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New thread is up, TEAR IT DOWN GUYS

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=166687

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you're a shithead, the kind of person that makes this world difficult to bear.

then im doing something right.  :-*
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Woman was so not hot.
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I wonder what happens to all of Benoit's money? He's been a top wrestler for about 10 years now .. so he's been making 500k+ for over a decade now. That's a lot of scratch.



I read somewhere the guy didn't have a lot of money?


According to this, he made about 500k for the year 2005. http://www.angrymarks.com/news/View.php?ArticleID=147

WCW notoriously overpaid their guys (oftentimes with guaranteed contracts). So, benoit was probably making 300-500k back then too (late 90's).


I am so banned.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6847067&postcount=32

Oh my lord Malek. Thats probably the worst thing I've read on GAF during this whole thing.  :-X

Malek, you're like the guy who doesn't like violence, but when it comes time to fight back you go way overboard and punch people in the nuts and gouge their eyes.  :lol
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wonder if he killed himself with a Bowflex©
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wonder if he killed himself with a Bowflex©
He killed himself on that bowflex seven days a week for us. WHAT A MAN, WHAT A WORK EFFORT.


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They found roids, who would have thought? bubububub the WWE has a drug program.   :lol

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wonder if he killed himself with a Bowflex©
He killed himself on that bowflex seven days a week for us. WHAT A MAN, WHAT A WORK EFFORT.

Chris Benoit is this generations Che Guerero. He will go down a legend in the making, and in five years everyone will realize that he didn't kill his family, he killed the Nazi Clones of his family. Chris Benoit, will be known as Christ Benoit, will further be known as a true Americana Hero.
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They found roids, who would have thought? bubububub the WWE has a drug program.   :lol

Perscription Roids.
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By the way, someone should tell this cigarillo http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6847190&postcount=76 that Walt Disney was a known Jew-Hater, and that he was involved with the Mafia in Los Angelas and had contacts with Al Capone.
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:lol ManaByte
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Looks like I have a two week ban. I have been banned twice from GAF, both times by Bishop and both times for cracking jokes when someone died.

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You know, I think a parallel to the excuse-making by wrestling fans in this situation might be how homojapuals lament Japan's fate in the Second World War while ignoring Japan's own actions.

You can ridicule them all day, but you can't make them see reality.
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lol, I'm reading that thread, how long did you all get?
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