Author Topic: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars (Read 35426 times)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **on:** June 26, 2007, 01:55:15 PM »

Hitler: The guy was under a lot of stress, you know? I mean, he was looking after not only Germany's interests, but a bunch of neighboring countries, too. You can hardly expect one man to deal with that on his own without breaking. And if you read Mein Kampf you can see that he had people's best interests at heart, he may just have gone about implementing them the wrong way. It's possible that the Jews said something about his artwork that really set him off--everyone knows that Hitler was a pretty sensitive guy. I'm aware that the US military is reporting death camps being discovered all over Germany, but I've known Adolf since 1935 and I just can't see him as a psychotic mass murderer. He was always such an inspiring speaker and gave such great parades. I cried myself to sleep last night just thinking about it.

YOUR TURN

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** June 26, 2007, 01:56:42 PM »

bud · « **Reply #2 on:** June 26, 2007, 01:57:24 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3 on:** June 26, 2007, 01:58:11 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** June 26, 2007, 01:58:18 PM »

OJ: HE WAS FRAMED! "If the glove does not fit, you must acquit".

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** June 26, 2007, 01:58:27 PM »

Let's see how long this will get me. I'm thinking two weeks.

I am writing one for Stalin, by the way! This game is fun!

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #6 on:** June 26, 2007, 01:58:54 PM »

If only I wasn't banned at GAF. I would create this thread there.

Someone fall on the sword and do it.

bud · « **Reply #7 on:** June 26, 2007, 01:59:49 PM »

white man should do it.

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:00:04 PM »

You got unbanned Toxic.

bud · « **Reply #9 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:02:21 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 26, 2007, 01:58:54 PM

If only I wasn't banned at GAF. I would create this thread there.

Someone fall on the sword and do it.

Quote from: Himuro on June 26, 2007, 02:00:04 PM

You got unbanned Toxic.

.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:02:52 PM »

Toxic, do it. do it. do it.

do it.

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:04:13 PM »

Do eeeeiiiiiiiiiiit.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:05:47 PM »

Choice quotes from over there in the past few minutes:

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he may of had a reason for killing his wife(not right I know), but I don't understand why the child...

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So Willco, if a friend or family member of yours killed someone and committed suicide, would you not honor his memory? The WWE is a big family, of course they should pay tribute to him - murderer or not.

x 2

bud · « **Reply #13 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:06:19 PM »

who said the first quote, willco?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:06:55 PM »

ToxicAdam has to post this thread now, or else he loses his man card.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:07:54 PM »

pCeSlAyEr did.

Oh my God. It gets better - someone comments on DEM posting in all caps of "HE MURDERED HIS WIFE AND CHILD!" with:

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You do realize what mental disorders are, don't you? It seems like you would, considering the way you're acting about someone you don't even know.

GUYS ITS COOL HE JUST HAD A MENTAL DISORDER. ITS COOL.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #16 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:08:01 PM »

John Wayne Gacy: He had an alcoholic for a father. He was a fucking clown, cut him some slack.

bud · « **Reply #17 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:08:15 PM »

he's offline

WHAT A BIG SURPRISE

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #18 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:10:04 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 26, 2007, 02:06:55 PM

ToxicAdam has to post this thread now, or else he loses his man card.

I said I would if I weren't already banned because of that thread.

In retrospect, I should have saved myself for better material. I got caught up in the moment and went with some B-grade shit.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #19 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:10:45 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 26, 2007, 02:00:04 PM

You got unbanned Toxic.

HOLY CRAP!

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:11:25 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 26, 2007, 02:08:01 PM

John Wayne Gacy: He had an alcoholic for a father. He was a fucking clown, cut him some slack.

Illinoise

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #21 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:12:23 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 26, 2007, 02:10:45 PM

Quote from: Himuro on June 26, 2007, 02:00:04 PM
You got unbanned Toxic.

HOLY CRAP!

TIME TO POST IT

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:13:20 PM »

More choice quotes:

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who's to say she didnt cheat on him or something along those lines? I know there is no justification for murder, but atleast there would have been a motive.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #23 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:13:38 PM »

Wow, first time I've been at GAf in months and not only do I see this fucking distinguished mentally-challenged thread but I also see "Blowjobs: Not that great".

bud · « **Reply #24 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:14:14 PM »

Quote from: Willco on June 26, 2007, 02:13:20 PM

More choice quotes:

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who's to say she didnt cheat on him or something along those lines? I know there is no justification for murder, but atleast there would have been a motive.

that post is awesome

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:16:32 PM »

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throw in mental instability and add a dash of roid rage and you get what you get...

Cheebs · « **Reply #26 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:17:22 PM »

POST THIS THREAD TOXICADAM.

If you don't you aren't a real republican, but a wishy-washy democrac.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #27 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:17:39 PM »

How did you get such carte blanche at GAf, Willco?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:18:42 PM »

I post once every three months, so I think as so, people let it slide.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #29 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:20:11 PM »

This Stoney Mason guy ain't letting shit slide!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:21:05 PM »

These people are crazy! It really does feel like talking to Scientologists.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #31 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:21:24 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 26, 2007, 02:13:38 PM

Wow, first time I've been at GAf in months and not only do I see this fucking distinguished mentally-challenged thread but I also see "Blowjobs: Not that great".

That thread rocks

Robo · « **Reply #32 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:22:43 PM »

He did it!

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #33 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:22:52 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/newthread.php?do=newthread&f=3

That's gonna be a paddlin'

bud · « **Reply #34 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:23:41 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on June 26, 2007, 02:22:52 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/newthread.php?do=newthread&f=3

That's gonna be a paddlin'

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #35 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:23:47 PM »

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Nothing is confirmed or ever will be confirmed.. there are only speculations

Chris Benoit "the accused" cannot defend himself...

et altera pars audiatur

Omg farnham at gaf. wtf

TVC15 · « **Reply #36 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:24:13 PM »

Ted Bundy wasn't a bad guy. He was great at what he did and I will always admire him for it. Just because mental problems and ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES lead him to kill dozens doesn't demean my good memories of him.

All of us here at Evilbore miss you, Ted!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #37 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:27:01 PM »

I joined ToxicAdam over at GAF with the Hitler

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:27:45 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6846268&postcount=1

TVC15 · « **Reply #39 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:30:05 PM »

You guys are askin' for a paddlin'.

I want to post in that thread, though

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #40 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:30:49 PM »

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Isn't it against the TOS to post response threads like this?

What a fucking crybaby

trippingmartian · « **Reply #41 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:30:57 PM »

LOL "tribute"

bud · « **Reply #42 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:31:08 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam

I'm not really accountable for this thread, because of all the work-related stress I am under. I hope you forgive me because I have entertained many people through my posts .. and that should allow for me to be above reproach.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #43 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:31:35 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 26, 2007, 02:30:05 PM

You guys are askin' for a paddlin'.

For speaking the troof? I'm sure Bishop will pull the plug on NeoGAF once he sees this mess.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #44 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:32:22 PM »

yeah, a break from GAF would be fine really. I hardly go there anymore these days.

TAKE ONE FOR THE TEEEEAM

EDIT: aw man locked

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #45 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:35:39 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 26, 2007, 02:20:11 PM

This Stoney Mason guy ain't letting shit slide!

i almost never post there anymore, but he seems to be in every thread.

Himu · « **Reply #46 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:36:02 PM »

lmao

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #47 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:36:34 PM »

I got banned too!

I wasn't even really baiting, either. Wrestlings fans, for all the REAL TALK on being TUFF and HARD WORKERZ are pretty sensitive.

bud · « **Reply #48 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:37:15 PM »

how long is the ban and what was the message

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #49 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:37:59 PM »

You have been banned for the following reason:
serious baiting in the Benoit thread

Date the ban will be lifted: 06-29-2007, 11:00 AM

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #50 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:38:14 PM »

Yeah, let's see the message. How was Willco breaking the ToS?

Eh, who cares. I can feel the burning sensation of righteousness welling up within me, and for what? GAffers defending a wrassler?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #51 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:38:57 PM »

looks like wilco is the Master Baiter

man I'm sad I didn't get banned

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #52 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:39:57 PM »

Haha, some dude said Benoit was a HERO.

A HERO.

I can't take this shit anymore. What kind of a world do we live in where Benoit is a hero. I get said when some folks whose work I love pass on, especially in film, but I wasn't like - MICHAEL KAMEN WAS A HERO.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #53 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:40:37 PM »

I can't believe those fucking idiots consider Willco "baiting". He's fucking talking SENSE.

Grown people that like wrassling - I mean, not even like but fucking ADORE wrassling - they're SO much worse than otaku, Nintendo fans... fuck at this point I'm even willing to say they're worse than furries.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #54 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:41:22 PM »

Ed Gein was unfairly born a man, and it was really selfish of women (typical, am i rite) not to donate their skins for his use. He just wanted to be pretty! And hey: at least he used all the parts instead of throwing them in a dumpster somewhere!

TVC15 · « **Reply #55 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:41:35 PM »

If Chris Benoit were revealed to be a pedophile, would people still be defending him?

"I know benoit liked nothing more than diddling little boys, but HIS WORK ETHIC!"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #56 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:41:52 PM »

I thought about doing Ed Gein, but I was hard pressed to make him sound sympathetic. Somehow Drinky pulled it off!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #57 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:42:20 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on June 26, 2007, 02:41:35 PM

If Chris Benoit were revealed to be a pedophile, would people still be defending him?

"I know benoit liked nothing more than diddling little boys, but HIS WORK ETHIC!"

They're defending a KILLER so I don't think it's much of a stretch.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #58 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:44:31 PM »

I like how people said that saying Hitler did good things was different, because apparently with murdering folks - it's quantity, not quality!

"Dude, Hitler killed millions! That's not excusable! Benoit just killed two people, and his wife was probably cheating on him so she deserved it! Plus, he did his a son a favor, because he'd be growing up in a home without a mother, so he spared him the misery of that crappy existence! Benoit is practically a hero! And I will always admire his work ethic. ALWAYS."

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #59 on:** June 26, 2007, 02:46:40 PM »

Bernie Goets wasn't a racist, he was just misunderstood.

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Author Topic: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars (Read 35426 times)