I was having what I thought was a private shit I’m the men’s room and a ninja in the next stall let out a massive satisfying shit noise.
Made my shitting look like a huge little bitch.
Re: credit freezing. You do it with bureau, and it’s not free (but pretty cheap) basically it makes it so you have to call and authenticate before submitting any kind of loan or credit card application. It’s kind of a pain in the ass, but will help if you are worried about identity theft.
You need to do it with all three bureaus for max effectiveness (trans union, equifax, experian).
However, A lot of credit fraud now is actually synthetic identities, which is basically a real social security number but everything else is made up. It’s one of those things that really should not be possible but is because of well-intentioned privacy regulations gone awry.