RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[Phoenix Dark]

Contra pls

[king of the internet]

Totally iced out a pretty cute girl tonight. I felt bad when I saw her reaction. It's just really hard to turn off the whole cold indifference thing once you really buy into it. 

[tiesto]

Been talking to several new women, have a date with one tonite.

[Joe Molotov]

Totally iced out a pretty cute girl tonight.

Arvie alt detected

[Bebpo]

Met the first likeable person (dating-wise) I've met in a year.  I had forgotten that people like this existed and I could really enjoy spending time with someone after all my dates in the last year had been bunk.  But gonna be pessimistic and figure I blew the date and she's not interested. 

We'll see.  I thought I was too busy to date right now, but this is the first person I've met that I'd like to make time for.

[tiesto]

Went out with a chubby nurse with wavy brown hair last nite and let's just say opposites attract... her and I definitely have completely different interests but we hit it off pretty well, she was really outgoing and funny. Ended up making out in the parking lot of the pub for 10 minutes 

[I'm a Puppy!]

I keep saying it, opposites are where its at!

[I'm a Puppy!]

Well they often get.... shut - out

[Bebpo]

Btw, told one of my Kara stories on the date and it went well.  Bore keeps on providing.

[I'm a Puppy!]

And so he says to her, "You can't deduct THAT from your taxes!"

[Kara]

And so he says to her, "You can't deduct THAT from your taxes!"

The last time Bebpo had dinner with me I ranted about the estate tax while trying to eat ramen that I'd ordered with too much heat.

[Bebpo]

We should grab ramen again after April 15th

[Phoenix Dark]

We should grab ramen again after April 15th

Is this a joke?

[Rufus]

They try.

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hair > razor burn

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[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1351303

lol how the fuck are this dude and atra getting action but not me

shit ain't right

besides hair looks better than shaved

Hairy anus though 

[nudemacusers]

women covered in hair esp around the ass are scust. ofc gaf is running hard defense for these beasts.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1351303

lol how the fuck are this dude and atra getting action but not me

shit ain't right

Because they go out and talk to women. Are you doing that?

Also

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Ya'll have hair around ya'lls asses, I don't want to hear "EWWWWW" from any of you men.

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[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1351303

lol how the fuck are this dude and atra getting action but not me

shit ain't right

Because they go out and talk to women. Are you doing that?

Also

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ya'll have hair around ya'lls asses, I don't want to hear "EWWWWW" from any of you men.

[close]

duh, thats why i shave it away

[I'm a Puppy!]

Also

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ya'll have hair around ya'lls asses, I don't want to hear "EWWWWW" from any of you men.

[close]

Umm...no 

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1351303

lol how the fuck are this dude and atra getting action but not me

shit ain't right

besides hair looks better than shaved

Girls don't magically fall out of the sky and land on your dick.

I know. Hard to believe, right? 

[thisismyusername]

Umm...no 

You are a terrible liar.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Umm...no 

You are a terrible liar.

wanna come and see? 

[El Babua]

Hairy pussies 

[thisismyusername]

Maybe. If you wear that magical Mormon underwear I've heard talk about.

[Syph]

it depends brehs
brunettes: hair ok
blonde: nah
redhead: nah

not a deal breaker tho
you'd have to have 3 gaf accounts for that to be a deal breaker

[tiesto]

it depends brehs
brunettes: hair ok
blonde: nah
redhead: nah

not a deal breaker tho
you'd have to have 3 gaf accounts for that to be a deal breaker

For me:
brunettes: 
blondes 
redheads 

Sadly, the only redheads I slept with shaved.

[Valkyrie]

Don't most blondes have dark pubic hair anyway? I've never seen a blonde with bright pubic hair. My redhead friend was red downstairs too though, dunno if that's common with redheads or not.

[Bebpo]

Is it weird that even at 35 and into all kinds of stuff with my SOs, talking/reading about this stuff online makes me very uncomfortable?  Like I think I'm the furthest from puritan values there is, but it still feels like ehhhhh, awkward to put my thoughts out online on this stuff.  But maybe just remnants from like college days where one time I talked to a friend about oral and he was like "duuuuude, tmi" and then I never talked about sex again with friends.

[Valkyrie]

Not weird at all. It's not like anyone expects you to write NSFW stuff. Some are more open than others, and some just prefer to be more quiet about it. Does reading our posts make you uncomfortable too?

[Bebpo]

It's more that I kinda want to comment on certain things with my own thoughts but then I'm pretty hesitant to do so when it comes to NSFW stuff.

[thisismyusername]

It's more that I kinda want to comment on certain things with my own thoughts but then I'm pretty hesitant to do so when it comes to NSFW stuff.

So do so? You're on the internet, unless everyone knows who "Bebpo" is offline, you're fine with speaking your mind here.

[Atramental]

*remembering how explicit I was when telling my deflowering story*

[Mupepe]

Some Hair >> Shaved >>> Untrimmed Bush

When I put my hand, tongue or wenis between her legs a little hair just feels so womanly.

[zomgee]

Pubic hair will tear the bore apart

[BlackMage]

I don't even care anymore. Sex is work now I GET TOO MUCH   DEMASIADOOOOO!!!

[Atramental]

We're already into the 3rd month of this year and still no significant updates about Ruzbeh's love life. 

Just think about all the likes you're missing out on.   

[CatsCatsCats]

Yeah and what have you done for us lately, mister?

[Rahxephon91]

Going out today with friends. Going to try and just be a cool dude. Whish me luck.

[Phoenix Dark]

As long as you smell good hairy pussy is

Wouldn't be a fan of hairy ass tho but I've never experienced that.

[Rahxephon91]

Going out today with friends. Going to try and just be a cool dude. Whish me luck.

Well it was a fun time clubbing. I didn't talk to many girls which I mean I'm not sure the club is the best place to try and pick up chicks. Either way I had a good time and I realize I really need to work on myself, so maybe don't even worry about anything until then. I'm a cool person and people like me, I need to figure out why and work on that.

It sucks in part because I hang out with my Mexican friend and this is the closest girl I've had genuine feelings for. They aren't exactly returned for I'm sure numerous reasons. I kind of love her but I need to not take her rejection personal. I mean she likes me as a person just not that way. I don't know it's a struggle and I really need to work on myself before anything else. I really am a cool person(who is drunk now) and I'm sorry for being intalorable on here it's just I'm very frustrated and I need to work on really finding myself. I don't know, this is an inchorebt rant and I really need to get over this girl.

[chronovore]

Yeah and what have you done for us lately, mister?

B R U T A L

[chronovore]

Rahx and Dufus are fine dudes. I wish they could understand and accept this and find awesome partners.

PS: I am also drunk.

[tiesto]

Went out with a 35 year old science teacher last nite. She's into yoga and a lot of Eastern spirituality type stuff. She had a NICE rack. She was pretty quiet and shy at first but she definitely opened up more as the night went on. Ended with a kiss too and she texted me and said she wanted to go out again.

[Valkyrie]

A new job offer AND a nice date? Man, you're on fire today. 🔥

[Boogie]

A new job offer AND a nice date? Man, you're on fire today. 🔥

Seriously.

Teach me your ways, oh based tiesto.

[tiesto]

No secret, just put yourself out there as much as possible and persevere. It's been a stressful year so far but things are starting to get brighter 

[king of the internet]

I was thinking that I might be ready to re-enter the dating game and open up my heart again and all that shit but now new opportunities have presented themselves at my place of work and now work will be life even more so than it is now and I won't even have time to think about bs like companionship and intimacy. Chase a check, never chase a bitch. 

[Huff]

Opening up your heart is mistake number one 

[Phoenix Dark]

open up my heart again

wrong

[toku]

I was thinking that I might be ready to re-enter the dating game and open up my heart again and all that shit but now new opportunities have presented themselves at my place of work and now work will be life even more so than it is now and I won't even have time to think about bs like companionship and intimacy. Chase a check, never chase a bitch. 

mask on

[king of the internet]

Opening up your heart is mistake number one 

You're preaching to the choir here. It's just that winters in Michigan can get cold, dark and lonely. They start to test your resolve after awhile. You have those nights where you miss the feeling of having a warm body next to you. But I'm staying strong. U can't trick me. 

[Rahxephon91]

And so today I went to my first gym outing. Will it lead to any results? I don't know, but I guess it's a start on some self improving.

[Rahxephon91]

Can someone help me with my texts and other conversations, like with Atra? I'll share everything! I'l repeat anything you tell me!

[Valkyrie]

Be yourself, but 50 notches less.

[thisismyusername]

Can someone help me with my texts and other conversations, like with Atra? I'll share everything! I'l repeat anything you tell me!

Woah, now. Slow your roll cowboy. Do the gym thing for a month, see if it helps your (IMO shitty, but who knows it could change!) mood and then we can work on the women.

You doing this is a good first step in a way, though. If you stop going "grr why don't women like me, I'm a nice guy! *serial killer voice here*" then maybe we can work on the dating after.

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

Having someone else message a girl for you seems kind of strange. At some point you actually have to interact with her.

[Valkyrie]

I'll do it

[Atramental]

Having someone else message a girl for you seems kind of strange. At some point you actually have to interact with her.

When I had shark helping me I typed up a message first then sent it to him to review and/or edit if there was something that was a bit off. Then I sent the reviewed message off to the girl.

Also, I was typically messaging 3 or 2 girls at the same time. Some ended up ghosting despite keeping the convo going for a while.

And when I eventually met with some of these girls I remained casual and friendly. I didn't act like I was wanting anything from them except an opportunity to show them a fun time (at my expense). 

[Atramental]

dp

[Atramental]

tp...