Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"

[Madrun Badrun]

PM me 

Remember your past mistake was talking to chicks too long, and then they ghost you when they match someone else on Tinder. Is she open with meeting soon? This weekend perhaps...

Some deets...

• She's 21
• Lives with her parents (who homeschooled her from 4th to 12th grade)
• Doesn't know how to drive out of fear
• She's not religious but her parents are
• She's lived in the same small town for 11 years but didn't get out much due to social anxiety and not having any friends to hang out with
• She is the oldest out of 8 siblings
• She is currently going to a community college in her town but she doesn't really hang out or talk to anyone from her classes

She'll be into kinky shit

[Atramental]

So you'd have to pick her up from her parents house to go on a date? 

I'm hoping to pick her up near her job or college instead...

PM me.

Also those details are way too fucking specific man.

Are you going to give me tips on how to court a shut-in? 

She'll be into kinky shit

God, I hope so.   

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She likes anime as well.

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[Atramental]

And another cute single mom that's not too far away just messaged me back...

Ladies, ladies. Please. There's only so much of this wizard to go around. 

[chronovore]

If things go well with this girl I've been chatting with as of late...

You'll be getting some heavy doses of schadenfreude fairly soon. 

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She's even more socially inept than I am but she's pretty so I don't really care. 

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She's pretty and sheltered. You're both socially inept. I dunno, could be MAGIC.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Schadenfruede rising

[Phoenix Dark]

How old is the single mom's kid?

[Mupepe]

How old is the single mom's kid?

What you're trying to ask: "She still making milk?"

[Atramental]

How old is the single mom's kid?

Two boys. 3 and 5 if I had to guess.

I'll shoot you a pic of her later.

[tiesto]

Well, I finally did it. I reactivated my Match account... haven't re-subscribed yet since it shot up in price a bit from the last time I was on. Which, it still had my profile from 2008 (deactivated)... I added some new pics and cleaned things up a bit, made it a bit less generic and slightly more nerdy since I'm much more confident in who I am than I was in '08.

It's getting a bit late so I'll re-sub tomorrow and start emailing some girls. Just looking on here right now, one of my first matches is a girl who lives nearby with a Triforce tat who mentions she likes oldskool games. Maybe blasting Zeruda music will get me laid 

[Atramental]

If you saw our full text convo you'd get a better idea of why I think she's a bit "off" and definitely more sheltered than I am.

edit: Too good looking for me? I don't need to look like an 8 to get an 8. I'm funny/witty and have this earnestness about me that's refreshing to these women who deal with fuckbois all the time.   

[Atramental]

I'll sleep when I'm in her bed. 

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So... tired...

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[nudemacusers]

If you saw our full text convo you'd get a better idea of why I think she's a bit "off" and definitely more sheltered than I am.

edit: Too good looking for me? I don't need to look like an 8 to get an 8. I'm funny/witty and have this earnestness about me that's refreshing to these women who deal with fuckbois all the time.   

Well that's one approach to 'fake it till you make it' 

[Phoenix Dark]

If you saw our full text convo you'd get a better idea of why I think she's a bit "off" and definitely more sheltered than I am.

edit: Too good looking for me? I don't need to look like an 8 to get an 8. I'm funny/witty and have this earnestness about me that's refreshing to these women who deal with fuckbois all the time.   

Well you just convinced me (Homeschool Boy) to fuck you, so convincing Homeschool Girl shouldn't be hard.

[Madrun Badrun]

TBH you are probably more eager to experiment PD

[Phoenix Dark]

A few months ago a black friend of mine told me white guys hit on her more than anyone else, and she hates it. I asked her why and she said "because, well you know. Pink dicks."


I asked her what's the first thing she thinks when she sees white chicks and she said "pink nipples."

BUT I have no such hang ups Pallando so we're good.

[Madrun Badrun]

Mine is hot pink due to a highlighter accident. 

[Mupepe]

puffy pink nipples are the worst.

[tiesto]

Reactivated my account, emailed a few girls... here goes nothin'. I'll hopefully have some good dating stories for ya, maybe not quite Pallando's level (and the stakes aren't really as high for me)...

[benjipwns]

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/rambling-reporter/donald-trump-dating-site-gets-post-election-membership-boost-951129

https://trumpsingles.com/

[Purrp Skirrp]

My life turned into the direct to DVD sequel to Silver Linings Playbook, and it played out exactly as you'd expect. FML. Why didn't I listen. Over 3 years bruhs.

What disturbs me more is that while deactivating Amazon Video from this bish's Roku I noticed I registered something like 5 Wii U's at various points, none of which I own now or remember liking much.

Hand me that L(ithium)

[I'm a Puppy!]

My life turned into the direct to DVD sequel to Silver Linings Playbook, and it played out exactly as you'd expect. FML. Why didn't I listen. Over 3 years bruhs.

What disturbs me more is that while deactivating Amazon Video from this bish's Roku I noticed I registered something like 5 Wii U's at various points, none of which I own now or remember liking much.

Hand me that L(ithium)

I have no idea what any of this means.

[eleuin]

you bought 5 wii Us?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I thought I was the only one who re-U'd although it was just the one time.

[tiesto]

Well, emailed 20 girls since I reactivated the other night. So far only one has gotten back to me. But, she's one of the best looking out of all the ones I emailed, at least!

Hopefully some more get back to me soon and I can get out on a few dates... been out of the game for a while.

[chronovore]

puffy pink nipples are the worst.

[tiesto]

Emailing back and forth with 4 girls:
-a 35 year old teacher who lives nearby. thicc and blonde, has some slight nerdy qualities about her?
-a 30 year old brunette from the Hamptons who is very pretty and one of those 'world traveler' types (been all over Africa and Asia).
-a 28 year old short and curvy blonde from north shore Nassau, big into sports.
-a 27 year old brunette who is from the town I grew up in. thin and busty but maybe a bit 'basic' for lack of a better term?

Still a bit too early to set up dates with any of them (want to wait for 1 or 2 more emails), and I'm a tad disappointed with how I'm doing on the site so far. Expected to get more responses. Don't know if it's because:
-while I'm 34, I look and have the interests of someone in their 20's and my profile reflects that
-my profile pics may not be that appealing (?)
-while OKC tends to attract more nerds and hipster girls (which I have more in common with), Match attracts more of the "basic" types
-Match girls may be more into 'serious' dating so are much pickier than OKC who are more 'casual' daters (?)

[Bebpo]

I realized I haven't checked this thread in a couple of weeks.  Pallando, have you gotten any action?  Like even if not sex, any progress at all with any of these people?

[chronovore]

I realized I haven't checked this thread in a couple of weeks.  Pallando, have you gotten any action?  Like even if not sex, any progress at all with any of these people?

His right arm is stronger.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I realized I haven't checked this thread in a couple of weeks.  Pallando, have you gotten any action?  Like even if not sex, any progress at all with any of these people?

[Atramental]

I realized I haven't checked this thread in a couple of weeks.  Pallando, have you gotten any action?  Like even if not sex, any progress at all with any of these people?

I have a date with a super cute 21 y/o this weekend and I'm trying to lure another cute 21 y/o with Pokémon once she finishes up with her exams.

[CatsCatsCats]

The way you just wrote "*someone*" in your status update would totally creep me out if I read it and was that someone, fyi

[Atramental]

I ended up deleting it because it creeped me out as well. 

[tiesto]

Going out to dinner with the teacher next week. We were texting each other all day, she seems pretty neat, is a history teacher (I love history and it was one of my best subjects in HS) and likes Asian dramas (which means it's probably not much of a stretch to get her into weeb stuff ). She works at the HS literally next door from the condo complex I live in.

Some other girls have winked at me and emailed me back, too, a few of those have potential. But yeah, this will be my first date since I met my ex 3+ years ago.

[CatsCatsCats]

I ended up deleting it because it creeped me out as well. 

That's even creepier

[Atramental]

I ended up deleting it because it creeped me out as well. 

That's even creepier

Fuck. 

[CatsCatsCats]

I ended up deleting it because it creeped me out as well. 

That's even creepier

Fuck. 

Odds are pretty good it wasn't seen tho

[I'm a Puppy!]

Pallo has a facebook? Oh man, I gotta get in on this schadenfruede. PM me!!

[Atramental]

Check your PMs, fam-ma-lam. 

[I'm a Puppy!]

The oncoming satiation of my schadenfreude

[Vertigo]

You're doing a lot better than most people are on those dating websites. You should try Tinder, it's basically the way to date/hook up/etc. now

Tinder is good in short bursts, I'd also recommend Bumble. The best thing about Bumble is the women have to message you first so you know she's at least made the effort and is semi interested, unlike on Tinder where some women have this weird you have to message me first 'rule'.

As with most of these things the sooner you get them off the app the better.

[Atramental]

Everything could've gone to shit tonight but I persevered.

In short, my date with the cute 21 y/o hipster girl went well.

I'll try to post details later tomorrow but now I have a 2 hr and 30 minute drive home before me. 

[Rahxephon91]

Well at least Tinder is working out for you. I get no messages and replies and most matches are uggos.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Fuck the uggos.

I agree.  Besides, it's Tinder.  She's just going to run to your place or you run to her's.  It's not like you need to be seen with her in public.

[Phoenix Dark]

Well at least Tinder is working out for you. I get no messages and replies and most matches are uggos.

So you sit alone not getting pussy or dating experience because you haven't found the perfect blue haired Asian with anime eyes.

Smh dude. You lost.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm still waiting for my perfect blue haired Asian with anime eyes, and I own a shiba.  Just saying. 

[Rahxephon91]

Well at least Tinder is working out for you. I get no messages and replies and most matches are uggos.

So you sit alone not getting pussy or dating experience because you haven't found the perfect blue haired Asian with anime eyes.

Smh dude. You lost.

I don't think I agree with this "you should just use girls you have no interests in/find disgusting for experience concept.

I'm not looking for any perfect girl. Just a decent looking girl with a cool personality. 

Also I guess I don't know how Tinder is played?  Most of these girls are of the "swipe left if u just want a hookup variety"

[tiesto]

Well at least Tinder is working out for you. I get no messages and replies and most matches are uggos.

So you sit alone not getting pussy or dating experience because you haven't found the perfect blue haired Asian with anime eyes.

Smh dude. You lost.

I don't think I agree with this "you should just use girls you have no interests in/find disgusting for experience concept.

I'm not looking for any perfect girl. Just a decent looking girl with a cool personality. 

Also I guess I don't know how Tinder is played?  Most of these girls are of the "swipe left if u just want a hookup variety"

What about a slightly unattractive girl with a great personality? Or a bbw with a pretty face and a great personality? Anyways, attraction is a weird thing, and if you really click with someone you may find her a lot more attractive as time goes on. Although, as someone who has been in this situation a number of times, it's annoying hearing "you're such a great catch, you can get a lot hotter than her!" from family and friends.

[Samson Manhug]

Your family are full of shit but if your friends are telling you that you can do better, listen to them.

[Phoenix Dark]

Rahx you should be going on as many dates as you can and having as much social interaction as you can tolerate. Just saying.

[Rahxephon91]

I'd like to, it's the women who aren't giving me a chance.

[Atramental]

Feel free to use and modify my bio, Rahx.

"Just another background character.

If you're into indoor, nerdy activities we'll probably get along. And I'm down for outdoor stuff as well.

Let's get pizza/coffee/drinks and talk about weird shit. 🌚

Also, please don't lure me into some gospel outreach program, fertility cult, or pyramid scheme. Thanks. 😂👌"

And it helps to have a picture of a pet. And Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny.

[Rahxephon91]

I'm hardly the only person to call some women ugly and to have a few preferences such as don't be 200 pounds.

[Rahxephon91]

Or women are just bitches. That's an option as well

[Rufus]

What's more likely, given that not every guy on the planet has this issue with women?

[thisismyusername]

Or women are just bitches. That's an option as well

https://www.reddit.com/r/truecels

Imagine me editing that Penn "This is your Home"/into the trash it goes meme with the anime stuff being that link.

No, really. That's your home. Go there, bitch about women being unfair because you're a "nice guy" and get the fuck off this board. Otherwise, Wrath/et. al. have given you more than enough reasonable advice for you to get pussy. Unlike Atra, you're not going to get it with the above attitude.

Edit: Lemme put it this way. Andy would want to fuck you silly. BUT with that shitty attitude you're displaying, why would he want to do that? Now, replace "Andy" with "the woman of your dreams" and kill yourself.</4chan filter:off>

[Atramental]

Talking to the other 21 y/o right now.

Might try to see Rouge One with her and a group of friends. 

[Rahxephon91]

What's more likely, given that not every guy on the planet has this issue with women?

Its more likely that women are bitches given the number of threads like these. People wouldn't be misogynistic if women didn't treat people like shit.

[CatsCatsCats]

Aight go make a misogyny thread, this ones for folks who are tryin

[Phoenix Dark]

post those date details pallando 

[Atramental]

Let me get some snacks & a drink and I'll type it up ASAP.