Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"

[nudemacusers]

Dare I read the last few pages

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

Dare I read the last few pages

There's a solid list of pornstars a few pages back.

[nudemacusers]

turns out I do hate myself and did read the last few pages.

paying for blowies from a girl you despise is a new depth I've yet to encounter. props.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Yeah, remember the time when Pallo was the lowest depth here? We raise him up and someone new comes to take his place. The king is dead. Long live the king!

[Phoenix Dark]

Atra, don't you think you deserve to be punched at least once? Ffs

Can we not post spoilers for the Relationship thread's 2017 season please? I figured a BDSM arc was possible but did not want confirmation.

[Huff]

I like altars progress

But small tip

Driving 3+ hours to meet someone for the first time at 1 am after a work shift comes off a teensy bit desperate

[Atramental]

Indeed. Also, that girl has ghosted on me anyways.

I've got chubby Latina girl and spooky, homeschooled girl now. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Yea next time someone drags you on like that for a late hour meet, don't do it. Meet on your terms.

that's some Chris Hansen shit. Driving 3 hours and then well 

[Atramental]

I know. It's just that she kept putting things off and was kind of bad at saying no. So I just bolted at the first opportunity that presented itself.

And I made it seem like I was just chilling out in Asheville on my own accord. So I wasn't too far from her that night.

[Phoenix Dark]

What's the plan for Homeschool Girl? Is she evading meeting up, or just busy?

[Atramental]

What's the plan for Homeschool Girl? Is she evading meeting up, or just busy?

She's going to see Rogue One with a group of people Friday. I asked her to ask them if they would be cool with me tagging along but apparently she hasn't heard anything from them yet.

And if that falls through (I'm guessing it will) then we're aiming for dinner Saturday since she gets off work around 5:00 or 5:30 that day.

[studyguy]

At some point next year I'll prob be tying the knot.
It's all downhill from here fam.

[Phoenix Dark]

Why would you want to go see a movie with her friends? You'll be the weird 4th or 5th wheel, and her friends will no doubt talk about you afterwards. Yea perhaps they'll think you're cool but I'd rather not have a bunch of a chick's friends around judging me. Are they female friends? Even worse.

You should have just been like "oh, I'm going to see it too on [insert day]."

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

Going to a movie with a someone you're trying to hook up with and all of her friends sounds like a fucking awful idea.

[Atramental]

Why would you want to go see a movie with her friends? You'll be the weird 4th or 5th wheel, and her friends will no doubt talk about you afterwards. Yea perhaps they'll think you're cool but I'd rather not have a bunch of a chick's friends around judging me. Are they female friends? Even worse.

You should have just been like "oh, I'm going to see it too on [insert day]."

Shit. You're right.

I was thinking if she was with a group of people she knew she would feel safer (chick has social anxiety issues. )

[Samson Manhug]

Not only would that not benefit you, it is considered rude in most circles to invite yourself to other people's social events. If you knew her well it'd be a different story, but it's going to come off weird to most people on Tinder. You're gonna make it, though.

[Atramental]

I called it off. *phew*

Shark can testify that this girl has been the most difficult to get with because she shot down every opportunity for us to meet up until now.

[Atramental]

In other news, chubby Latina seems down to meet up on Friday but she doesn't have a car either. 

That's now 4 girls in a row with no cars...

[chronovore]

Yeah, if you're in or near a larger city, try Meetup.com or any other social site where people meet in person over common things.

If I were in the Bay Area, I'd be attending Doctor Sketchy's SF weekly drawing sessions, or sitting in at game stores to play a card game or RPG. Here in Osaka, I'm mainly happy if I get a chance to speak native-level English when I'm trying to relieve stress or homesickness. I finally made connection with an RPG group in downtown Osaka, so I hope to meet up with them in January.

Anyway, yeah: contact your old friends, apologize for being out of touch, and start again.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Back to the anxiety thing. My wife has anxiety and it got especially bad at the beginning of this year. We got her help and she's doing better but I'll be honest it was hard. I didn't have a problem going through it all because she's my soulmate and I'm in love with her over all these years, but it was still difficult. But it wasn't anywhere close to what you're experiencing. I don't believe in the mantra "just break up" when they run into the slightest problem, honestly this might be a big huge problem, one that you might not want to put up with for someone that you sorta like or don't have a life long committment to. Take it from me, I had an ex that, while not anxious, couldn't do much without me and I had to do everything. I put up with it at the time, but the resent will grow and make small problems into big. You need you choose what you want and make sure you're good with that choice and wont regret it. Like I said, my wife has anxiety and I decided to help her through it and I don't regret a thing because of who and what she is to me. If I had to make that choice for someone else, I highly doubt I'd choose as I did.

[tiesto]

It's like 8 days now since the breakup, and I'm... fine? It's weird. The first couple days were rough, and I drank myself completely stupid on Friday and Saturday. But since Monday or so I've felt pretty good. I had a couple breakups in the past that basically broke me in half, and those relationships were much shorter than this one (I was with my last gf the better part of 3 years).

What's really bumming me out is the instant loss of a lot of my social circle. The majority of my own personal friends moved to different cities over the last few years, or I just fell out of touch with people, and since I was with her, and she had a lot of friends, I just kind of took her social circles as my own. Now it's at the point where there are like 3 people in this whole city who I'd feel comfortable seeing if they wanted to catch Rogue One this weekend.

I guess the first step is going to be trying to reconnect with as many of those lapsed friends as I can. I don't know that there's really any obstacle to that but effort, but there's a big gap between catch-up drinks with an old friend and getting to the point where that person is really part of your circle. Could be a challenge.

I might also try meetup or one of those other social sites.

Hmm, it seems you are in a similar situation to where I was this summer, when I broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years. I wasn't nearly as torn up over her as I was the girl before (who I dated for close to 2 years). Sometimes, it's not the length of the relationship, it's the circumstances of your breakup.

But also, when I broke up with my ex, it coincided with a good friend of mine having trouble at home and sinking into depression, another friend who was a former coworker and my link to a large social circle having a baby and not going out anymore, and my core group of friends (that I've had since HS) having their own internal issues when one friend got married to a woman some other of my friends didn't approve of. But thankfully, I have found some people who are still around (plus I'm good at being by myself), one of the people I hang out with the most lately I met via Meetup a few years ago. It's pretty tricky when you're in your mid 30's like me (not sure about your age) but it's also highly possible. Reconnecting with lapsed friends is a good thing to start with, though you'll have to accept these people may not at first (or never) be 'regulars'.

[Atramental]

In other news, chubby Latina seems down to meet up on Friday but she doesn't have a car either. 

That's now 4 girls in a row with no cars...

Looks like I'm set for Friday. This girl is thirsty, brehs. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

If I play my cards right I might get THE SUCC. 

[close]

[chronovore]

In other news, chubby Latina seems down to meet up on Friday but she doesn't have a car either. 

That's now 4 girls in a row with no cars...

Looks like I'm set for Friday. This girl is thirsty, brehs. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

If I play my cards right I might get THE SUCC. 

[close]

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[close]

[demi]

If you dont get the chubby girl to suck you off I'm pretty much hitting the delete button.

[tiesto]

Second date lined up for next Wednesday

Gonna take her to dinner and do some bowling...

[Atramental]

Date with the chubby latina went super well. She basically told me she was DTF when I was driving back to her mom's house (actually she said that when we were in her driveway) and assumed I was going to take her back to my place after the first date.. 

but I was tired from waking up early that day, was kinda out of it & feeling skittish, and had a bunch of other shit Saturday that had to do with my family.

So we just made out in my car and kissed each other goodbye.

We're still in contact and she is definitely down for a second date. And shark can testify that she really wants the D.

[Huff]

You blew it smh

[CatsCatsCats]

RIP your account

[Raist]

Date with the chubby latina went super well. She basically told me she was DTF when I was driving back to her mom's house (actually she said that when we were in her driveway) and assumed I was going to take her back to my place after the first date.. 

but I was tired from waking up early that day, was kinda out of it & feeling skittish, and had a bunch of other shit Saturday that had to do with my family.

So we just made out in my car and kissed each other goodbye.

We're still in contact and she is definitely down for a second date. And shark can testify that she really wants the D.

[Phoenix Dark]

[eleuin]

Leper pallando

Jesus christ

[nudemacusers]

Date with the chubby latina went super well. She basically told me she was DTF when I was driving back to her mom's house (actually she said that when we were in her driveway) and assumed I was going to take her back to my place after the first date.. 

but I was tired from waking up early that day, was kinda out of it & feeling skittish, and had a bunch of other shit Saturday that had to do with my family.

So we just made out in my car and kissed each other goodbye.

We're still in contact and she is definitely down for a second date. And shark can testify that she really wants the D.

lol what the fuck is this. you get maybe one mulligan for pussying out on a fuck before she's bucketing you in the PASS category. don't fuck that up again.

'tired from waking up early that day', 'bunch of shit to do the next day'  son i'll eat my wife out while kids are screaming in the next room and i have to leave for work in 10 minutes. you never pass up a nut

[nudemacusers]

i do like that i have a respite from this by way of tiesto going out and being a proper single manslut.

[Phoenix Dark]

Pallando letting that pussy marinate until the last possible minute. I can dig it.

[nudemacusers]

You leave juice sitting too long in the fridge it turns to vinegar 

[I'm a Puppy!]

[Samson Manhug]

Demi is going to delete your account for real

[brawndolicious]

This is the point you call her up and chat and then see where the night takes you.

[Raist]

 Pallando
"Born on a mountain. Raised in a cave. Truckin & makin out for a bit because I had a long day is all I crave." –Matt. 5:27-28
Senile Member



Mods plz

[seagrams hotsauce]

This is completely unacceptable.

[ToxicAdam]

You guys are high if you think a virgin is going to have first date sex. Give the dude some time.

[CatsCatsCats]

You guys are high if you think a virgin is going to have first date sex. Give the dude some time.

Good point, maybe he should get high

[zomgee]

Why do I get the feeling you're going to be drowning in (marinated) pussy when you hit up America?

[Atramental]

to reiterate: this girl was shy I didn't know she was DTF until we were back at her mom's place. (about a 30 minute drive from my place).

My limited experience so far has conditioned me to think that most girls aren't DTF after the first date. 

Also, I had a rather large amount of control that I was not comfortable with. She was essentially a (willing) captive in my car. 

[Atramental]

Nah. I was feeling pretty confident for the most part.

[I'm a Puppy!]

to reiterate: this girl was shy I didn't know she was DTF until we were back at her mom's place. (about a 30 minute drive from my place).

My limited experience so far has conditioned me to think that most girls aren't DTF after the first date. 

Also, I had a rather large amount of control that I was not comfortable with. She was essentially a (willing) captive in my car. 

Well, if it was a 30 minute drive.

[Atramental]

Confidence is not a constant state of being, Dufus.

It fluctuates. 

I started out strong, did really well in the middle, and became soft at the tail end. ( )

[nudemacusers]

Also, I had a rather large amount of control that I was not comfortable with. She was essentially a (willing) captive in my car. 

lol what

[Atramental]

I don't want to come off as rapey. That's all.

Like Dennis from it's always sunny and that boat discussion he had with Mac.

[Joe Molotov]

I don't want to come off as rapey. That's all.

Pallando's complete OKC profile.

[Atramental]

Just got a text back from her saying I could snapchat her whenever. So... now I just need to learn how to sext. 

[brawndolicious]

Just got a text back from her saying I could snapchat her whenever. So... now I just need to learn how to sext. 

NONONONONONOONONONONONONOONO

she's not going to see your half-chub and start squirting hormones or whatever they say in those animes. Just use words to tell her if you wanna do something physical.

[CatsCatsCats]

Just got a text back from her saying I could snapchat her whenever. So... now I just need to learn how to sext. 

No you don't. Not until you have real sex

[fistfulofmetal]

send her a picture of your butt

[CatsCatsCats]

Last night I was walking around in long johns and my cat jumped at me playfully and scratched an one inch cut into the head of my cock and I still fucked my wife 20 minutes later -- get in there dude

[Atramental]

send her a picture of your butt

Clothed or...?

[CatsCatsCats]

send her a picture of your butt

Clothed or...?

Neither

[Atramental]

Just got a text back from her saying I could snapchat her whenever. So... now I just need to learn how to sext. 

NONONONONONOONONONONONONOONO

she's not going to see your half-chub and start squirting hormones or whatever they say in those animes. Just use words to tell her if you wanna do something physical.

I'm basically going into totally new territory so ... I need A LOT of help here.

[Tasty]

Wait for her to make the first move in Snapchat.

[Madrun Badrun]

send her a picture of your butt

Clothed or...?

I generally just lay on my back and try to get my legs as far up as possible.  Use a selfie stick cause if you don't you have to reach down and it will make your stomach look fat.