Shit. It's been like four hours since I smoked, but I think Jack Herer just sent me another transmission:
What's more likely to happen in the United States today?
1. A person consumes 6 MONSTERY ENERGY DRINKS in one sitting.
2. A mass shooting.
I can't even venture a guess, man. And it gets even more woah when you ask yourself which of those two acts is a grosser lapse of personal responsibilty.
This shit has me asking real-life questions. Also, soothing the Dead Baby in a Jar sucks and the game has ruined dead babies for me. I'm pro-life now and I plan on voting that way.