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Title: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 28, 2008, 12:56:32 PM
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hey there i read ur profile and there are definitely things that id like know bout you. but in general i wouldnt mind getting to know you. you have very nice eyes n lips ;-)

im lookin to get to know honest and real people. im real myself. and honest...even if it hurts but i tell the truth.

so if ur down with that then why dont you hit me back, cuz id love to hear from u

(http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/46/clintontownship_matchmaking_21113753.jpg)

 :-\
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 28, 2008, 12:59:26 PM
you go boy

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Shins on January 28, 2008, 01:11:50 PM
could do worse
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on January 28, 2008, 01:15:44 PM
Fat girls need love too PD.Go for broke.

Edit: :lol I just read it,do it please.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 28, 2008, 01:17:34 PM
give her some chocolate rain
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 28, 2008, 01:26:17 PM
all she wants is a one night fling.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
all she wants is to be touched by another living thing
[close]

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 28, 2008, 01:28:27 PM
freaky-deakies need love too
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 28, 2008, 01:30:24 PM
I bet she wants to ground PD up to make black die for her hair and cloths. 
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on January 28, 2008, 01:31:26 PM
ew ew ew ew ew
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 28, 2008, 01:32:39 PM
if you guys wanna be celibate for a month

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imagine her getting gang-banged by 10 midgets
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Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 28, 2008, 01:36:12 PM
I'm gonna say hi and that's it
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Gay Boy on January 28, 2008, 01:36:19 PM
PD has nice LIPS
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: T234 on January 28, 2008, 01:36:27 PM
Fuck yo couch, abrader :lol
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Powerslave on January 28, 2008, 01:37:03 PM
just looking for some fun
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on January 28, 2008, 01:37:26 PM
if you have sex with that greenpeace would like a word with you regarding you harpooning whales.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 28, 2008, 01:38:14 PM
You would be very selfish not to pursue her.

If you do decide to ride the waves, give us updates with plenty of detail.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 28, 2008, 01:40:05 PM
just make sure you go to her house - or

spoiler (click to show/hide)
put plastic covers on yer mommas furniture

id hate tho think what would happen if she squirted everywhere....
[close]




Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: T234 on January 28, 2008, 01:40:43 PM
 :-X :-X
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 28, 2008, 01:41:27 PM
I bet its like being in a hurricane ;)

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Powerslave on January 28, 2008, 01:43:07 PM
(http://xs223.xs.to/xs223/08043/picture_3_3517.jpg)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 28, 2008, 01:43:52 PM
(http://xs223.xs.to/xs223/08043/picture_3_3517.jpg)

u wanna date?

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Powerslave on January 28, 2008, 01:45:12 PM
(http://xs223.xs.to/xs223/08043/picture_3_3517.jpg)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 28, 2008, 01:51:59 PM
I looked in her comments area and...

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Carol, carol, carol she's the best. we meet here on POF awhile ago, since than we've been amazing friends. She's the most caring, Good hearted, sweet, humorous individual I've met. Guys, she's a very soft hearted girl a person u can trust and count on relationship or just ordinary friendship wise. please just don't break her heart or u ll have me to answer believe me it won't be pretty, she too of a nice person 4 heartbreak...I glad to be friends with her...Carol u know your jamaican brother got ur back..

(http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/44/Warren_singles_19171692.jpg)

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on January 28, 2008, 01:56:18 PM
ugh

the jaggies

at least the other one had AA
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on January 28, 2008, 01:58:00 PM
ugh

the jaggies

at least the other one had AA
At least it was able to process full curves on her
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 28, 2008, 02:00:20 PM
How does one end up at pleanty of fish dot com as opposed to one of the other dating sites?

I had never heard of this one till this thread.

I am use to seeing stuff like match.com and eharmony advertised.

Also that guys pic looks like a PS2 game.

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Tauntaun on January 28, 2008, 02:01:18 PM
Why do black guys like fat white chicks?  ???
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: brawndolicious on January 28, 2008, 02:10:07 PM
Why do black guys like fat white chicks?  ???
racial inferiority complex?

..wow at the thread.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Tauntaun on January 28, 2008, 02:11:41 PM
Also that guys pic looks like a PS2 game.

(http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/44/Warren_singles_19171692.jpg)

GTA VIII: Be Nice To Da Bitches
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 28, 2008, 03:07:56 PM
plentyoffish haha
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on January 28, 2008, 03:09:32 PM
more like plentyoafish
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 28, 2008, 03:10:47 PM
Is it like dating  for Christians?

Are you seeking jesus fish?

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 28, 2008, 03:43:28 PM
a pretty black girl asked me to dance last night!   :heart
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 28, 2008, 03:51:01 PM
I <3 pretty black girls.

Black girls seems so much nicer and more polite than white girls at time.

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 28, 2008, 04:04:26 PM
eharmony is for serious jesus freaks only, as i recall
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 28, 2008, 04:08:33 PM
I'm only doing plentyoffish cuz it's FREE and FAST. Most of the chicks in my area are pretty meh. Lots of hotties in Ontario, Candada though!
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on January 28, 2008, 04:42:12 PM
Plentyoffish is free, I haven't tried it but I have heard some people hooking up on that. eHarmony sucks, apparently the founder is a hardcore Christian and he made the site so people can meet compatible mates and have healthy marriages or something. I don't know whether or not I fucked up my questionnaire (perhaps exaggerating aspects of my personality, as many of us tend to do in online surveys), but the people I met on eHarmony were either fatties or extremely boring. What does that say about me? :P Match has been pretty good to me lately, went out on a date with a cute girl who was practically begging for me to call her for a followup date. So I know what I'm doing tonite after playing some more E4 and Eternal Sonata...  :-*

Now's probably a good time to get into the online dating, what with V-day coming up and all... gonna be lots of desperate girls on those sites.  :-*
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 28, 2008, 04:44:10 PM
Plentyoffish is free, I haven't tried it but I have heard some people hooking up on that. eHarmony sucks, apparently the founder is a hardcore Christian and he made the site so people can meet compatible mates and have healthy marriages or something. I don't know whether or not I fucked up my questionnaire (perhaps exaggerating aspects of my personality, as many of us tend to do in online surveys), but the people I met on eHarmony were either fatties or extremely boring. What does that say about me? :P Match has been pretty good to me lately, went out on a date with a cute girl who was practically begging for me to call her for a followup date. So I know what I'm doing tonite after playing some more E4 and Eternal Sonata...  :-*

I made an eHarmony profile and was freaked out by the like FORTY FIVE subsects of Christianity I could choose from. I was like, does it really matter that much? Really?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 28, 2008, 07:03:12 PM
I set up an okcupid account a couple years ago and never got any responses.  That probably has to do with my never bothering to write up a self-description, but I really thought my aura of awesomeness would be so overpowering that I wouldn't need one.  I'm not good at self-promotion.   :(
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 28, 2008, 07:15:42 PM
eharmony is for serious jesus freaks only, as i recall
For the most part, probably. I signed up to test this and have gotten many results from non-religious women. Most of whom are professionals.

I don't want to pay the membership fee, however.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 28, 2008, 07:28:03 PM
I'm going to sign up...fuck it
:lol
Wait, they denied your earlier application? They do that?  :rofl
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: brawndolicious on January 28, 2008, 07:38:23 PM
Seriously PD, go for it.  At worst, you'll make a new friend.  At best, you'll see your first pussy that doesn't end in jpg. :)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 28, 2008, 07:38:43 PM
Here is one of my most recent matches
Moira (Toronto, Ontario)
# Occupation:  flight attendant
# Age: 25
# Height: 5' 9"
# Ethnicity: White, non-Hispanic
# Religion: Neither religious nor spiritual
# Want Kids: Maybe
# Drinks: Several times a week
# Smokes: Never

If that doesn't make you want to get the credit card and buy a membership nothing will.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: TVC15 on January 28, 2008, 07:40:55 PM
Plenty of Fish?  What the fuck is this?  PD is eventually going to get matched up with Himumu.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 28, 2008, 07:41:52 PM
The joke being that fish can be the same singular as plural
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 28, 2008, 07:42:47 PM
Plenty of Fish?  What the fuck is this?  PD is eventually going to get matched up with Himumu.
PD doesn't like 'em short and black and Himu doesn't date non-Muslims.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 28, 2008, 07:44:00 PM
but whales are mammals
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 28, 2008, 07:44:26 PM
but whales are mammals
:lol
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 28, 2008, 07:45:40 PM
but whales are mammals

ok, THATS the joke
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 28, 2008, 07:54:27 PM
I've had nothing but positive experiences with by-conventional-standards-unattractive women, although this would be taking it a couple degrees beyond anything I've yet dared.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on January 28, 2008, 09:26:19 PM
Just bang the fat chick and get it over with... we've all banged a fatty at one point in our lives or other, what's the big deal? Fat chicks are known for their head giving prowess.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: TVC15 on January 28, 2008, 09:37:24 PM
PD, you will be TRUE INTERNET LEGEND if you bang her and report back.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 28, 2008, 09:53:08 PM
I'm trying to think of a response. I don't know whether she wants to have sex or friendship. I have no problem being her friend - I'm a nice guy. If she wants sex though  :-\

I'd rather bang a cheeseburger than her for my first time. The biggest reason I haven't gone the cheeseburger route yet is because everyone remembers their first time. I don't want to remember dick n boobs, but I don't want to remember cattle n fat either
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: TVC15 on January 28, 2008, 09:54:12 PM
Man PD, your parents must have done a number on you.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: bluemax on January 28, 2008, 09:58:13 PM
I tried signing up for eharmony about a year ago and my application was denied.  They said that it happens to a smaller percentage of applicants.
I was willing to pay and they said I couldn't join.  Am I that much of a failure?

I had a few hits on Match.com, but most often they were fuglies or talked like an idiot.

I looked up why eharmony rejects people. Its based mostly on their personality test. Anyone who their test flags as risky, or crazy is rejected. Also they hate homos.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 28, 2008, 10:01:01 PM
Alright I responded..

Hey how are you? I haven't put much time into my profile so I didn't expect anyone to contact me; I'm still working on it. I looked at yours and you defintely seem cool. There are a lot of fake people out there, here and in everyday life, so it's always nice to meet a fellow realist


(http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/46/clintontownship_matchmaking_21529875.jpg)

(http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/46/clintontownship_matchmaking_21529899.jpg)

Her face isn't THAT bad...
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 28, 2008, 10:04:09 PM
WTF, PD? 

That's a huge drop from the BBC addicts at nicca Worship. 
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 28, 2008, 10:08:44 PM
WTF, PD? 

That's a huge drop from the BBC addicts at nicca Worship. 

Just when I decided to contact someone there the site disappeared from the internet
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: TVC15 on January 28, 2008, 10:09:52 PM
PD, I think you should go google image search "sea lion penis" to get a taste of what you are in for.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 28, 2008, 10:42:30 PM
Quick response wtf.

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gotta think realistically. its the only way to go. its always good to think hypathetically, becuase you cant deny a possibility. i was very intrigued by ur eyes and i had to say something. lol.

tell me more bout u. wat are u lookin for? what are ur likes/dislikes? etc..

what the hell

(http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/46/clintontownship_matchmaking_21662329.jpg)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 28, 2008, 10:48:54 PM
It looks as if her brain is slower than her metabolism.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: TVC15 on January 28, 2008, 10:49:41 PM
Quick response wtf.

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gotta think realistically. its the only way to go. its always good to think hypathetically, becuase you cant deny a possibility. i was very intrigued by ur eyes and i had to say something. lol.

tell me more bout u. wat are u lookin for? what are ur likes/dislikes? etc..

what the hell

(http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/46/clintontownship_matchmaking_21662329.jpg)

Do it PD.  DO IT!
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 28, 2008, 10:50:43 PM
she is gonna suck yer little pocky stick DRY, pd. you are gonna wake up drenched in bacon grease, yer balls the size of raisins and yer cock wheezing dust like a broken pipette fan.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 28, 2008, 10:51:23 PM
My response..
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In terms of what I'm looking for...hmm. I'm not looking for anything long term, or a relationship in that sense. Mainly I'm looking for "everything else" I suppose. Friendship or fun lol

Likes: I like down to earth people. If you're cool we'll most likely get along. I'm into sports, politics, movies...yeah.

Dislikes: I'm definitely not into loud, annoying people. IE people who think they're the be all end all lol; bar chicks basically. I'm not a party type guy.


I dunno...I might do something. She has a tongue ring...while I find them disgusting it probably means she's orally talented
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: drew on January 28, 2008, 11:00:10 PM
holy shit, holy shit, holy shit

I can almost taste the desperation.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on January 28, 2008, 11:48:17 PM
If you don't fuck this girl I'm officially starting an EB money pool to get you a prostitute to come visit you in your dorm and shag the hell out of you.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 29, 2008, 12:22:39 AM
Dont do it! This kind of thing can ruin a lad. Dont even message or feel like you need to be friends.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 29, 2008, 12:26:46 AM
Hey, do you want to be a man or do you want to be a whiny emo bitch like the wykyd dude above?  There can be only one choice.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 29, 2008, 12:47:24 AM
Im guessing you have had a life changing fatty experience?


Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 29, 2008, 12:48:07 AM
PD - What if its so gross that it scares ya off of girls?


Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: TVC15 on January 29, 2008, 12:49:19 AM
PD - What if its so gross that it scares ya off of girls?

I think that is inevitable for PD at this point.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on January 29, 2008, 12:50:48 AM
I can see the future. Three weeks from now, Phoenix Dark will have the tag:



FATTY FUCKER



 :D
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 29, 2008, 01:03:51 AM
i put sleeping with that pictured girl in the same traumatizing category as sleeping with ones mother.....:(

Because im 75% asleep - i even find the concept of this thread kinda bizarro entrapment of sorts.

I think this bitch would fuck you up if she knew you were postin her hot shots on the interweb.

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 29, 2008, 01:04:28 AM
PD - if you and this tank faced off - who would emerge victorious?

Dood - because what if you get there and she is so disgusting you cant get it up - and she decides she is gonna "take it" - can you fend for yo self?

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 29, 2008, 01:32:45 AM
For some reason, I think of OA's hippoasslol gif when I look at her. 
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: brawndolicious on January 29, 2008, 02:45:25 AM
wow, she's not right in the head.

if you meet her though and she doesn't seem like she'll eat you, then she'll probably be pretty nice.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: The Sceneman on January 29, 2008, 03:17:19 AM
Ive boned large-ish (not as big the op tho) chicks Ive met off dating sites and it was generally pretty sweet. One chick owned a DS and the day after I porked we smoked some weed and watched the Butterfly Effect. It was awesome
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: xnikki118x on January 29, 2008, 03:36:23 AM
I don't think I'd ever try online dating. Too weird for me.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Smooth Groove on January 29, 2008, 03:37:11 AM
I don't think I'd ever try online dating. Too weird for me.

Yeah. Dating would be too weird.  Sex is ok though.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: xnikki118x on January 29, 2008, 05:11:09 AM
I don't think I'd ever try online dating. Too weird for me.

Yeah. Dating would be too weird.  Sex is ok though.

Do you mean meeting someone you met online to have sex somewhere, or are you talking about cyber sex? I don't know which is worse, lol.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Powerslave on January 29, 2008, 08:05:59 AM
I feel empty.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 29, 2008, 10:07:39 AM
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im lookin for friends. people i can talk to, get to know, that are mature and honest, ya know??

i love writing photography drawin hangin wit friends have a drink or two goin bowling shootin pool. that sorta thing.
what do you like to do?

Looks like she doesn't just want sex. I'll play along for awhile and see if she brings it up. In the meantime I'll pray someone else contacts me

IF she wants sex I'm going to do it. I think
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on January 29, 2008, 10:10:23 AM
just remember, you're condeming yourself to eternal hellfire for sex outside of marriage

is this girl worth that?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Ichirou on January 29, 2008, 10:30:49 AM
Make sure you fuck the right fold.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on January 29, 2008, 10:59:33 AM
Throw some flour on her lower half to find her pussy

and wtf dude, you are way too young to resort to online dating sites. WHAT THE FUCK

And i've banged quite a few chubsters, but nothing like that.  You won't ever fucking forgive yourself dude.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Tauntaun on January 29, 2008, 11:00:18 AM
Throw some flour on her lower half to find her pussy

:rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Gay Boy on January 29, 2008, 11:40:31 AM
This is all my fault.  :-\ I am the one who convinced PD to resort to internet dating.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 29, 2008, 11:51:14 AM
Man, this thread is making me want to hook up with a certain friend of mine.  She's cool and smart and funny and not-crazy, doesn't write horrible poetry as far as I know, and flirts pretty blatantly with me.  I have to admit her weight kinda put me off her --- that and she's sort of fallen into my "friend zone" after we spent a year as coworkers --- but she's more cute-chubby than freakish-icky-fat, and this thread makes her look way better in comparison.  besides I'm not a shallow narrow-minded person right?

too bad she's halfway across the country now!
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 29, 2008, 03:01:47 PM
She added me to her best friends list  :-\

I'm going to try Ok Cupid. There are hotter girls there
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 29, 2008, 03:59:53 PM
I signed up for OK Cupid and did the match test. The person who best fits me as a "match"...
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=melmouse

FUCKING CURSED I TELL YOU
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 29, 2008, 04:08:00 PM
Looks like an ugly cloudwalking.  And a bad lay.  Do the fatty.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 29, 2008, 04:10:20 PM
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Would you consider being in a relationship with someone who has had homosexual sex?
 Yes
 No
 I'm Not Sure / Depends how serious it was
 Make this one of my Key Questions.

 :lol
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 29, 2008, 04:11:04 PM
PD - just goto a pub or something - its much more fun and faster.

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 29, 2008, 04:12:25 PM
Dude, abrader, Maurice obviously has no social skills.  He'll only scare women away.  He needs to pop his cherry, so he's not so nervous around the opposite sex.  He needs to kick it with those bottom of the barrell chicks and then work his way up.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Gay Boy on January 29, 2008, 04:35:55 PM
holy shit at that okcupid girl  :lol MAAAURICE did you take okcupids slut test
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on January 29, 2008, 05:06:16 PM
Dude, abrader, Maurice obviously has no social skills.  He'll only scare women away.  He needs to pop his cherry, so he's not so nervous around the opposite sex.  He needs to kick it with those bottom of the barrell chicks and then work his way up.

PD, just think of it as grinding against boars like in WoW when you first start off

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: FatalT on January 29, 2008, 05:11:09 PM
PD please don't go through with this. Seriously man.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Tauntaun on January 29, 2008, 05:11:55 PM
I signed up for OK Cupid and did the match test. The person who best fits me as a "match"...
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=melmouse

FUCKING CURSED I TELL YOU

 :-X
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 29, 2008, 05:14:05 PM
holy shit at that okcupid girl  :lol MAAAURICE did you take okcupids slut test

29%  :-\
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on January 29, 2008, 05:27:29 PM
I signed up for OK Cupid and did the match test. The person who best fits me as a "match"...
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=melmouse

FUCKING CURSED I TELL YOU

Hmm, if she ditched those glasses, and got braces and learned how to smile, she wouldn't be so bad, at least as far as that last picture goes.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 29, 2008, 05:33:35 PM
ok, I logged in to my okcupid profile for the first time in a year or so.  Why are my matches always all bisexual?  most of the girls I get on well with IRL turn out to be too.

PD's match looks just fine.  nerdy girls  :heart
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 29, 2008, 05:58:28 PM
One of my top matches is someone I'm pretty sure I've met IRL and possibly made out with, but I can't remember when or where.   :-\
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: xnikki118x on January 29, 2008, 09:43:18 PM
Haha I've never fucked a fatty, what's it like?

;)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: TVC15 on January 29, 2008, 10:25:16 PM
Throw some flour on her lower half to find her pussy

and wtf dude, you are way too young to resort to online dating sites. WHAT THE FUCK

And i've banged quite a few chubsters, but nothing like that.  You won't ever fucking forgive yourself dude.

Mupepe you are RUINING THIS FOR ALL OF US, let him fuck the thing.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 29, 2008, 10:28:01 PM
Haha I've never fucked a fatty, what's it like?

;)

WANT TO FIND OUT LOL
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on January 29, 2008, 10:29:56 PM
This is fucking hilarious.

Funny outcome: if the girl PD fucks ends up being Roxy's cousin.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 29, 2008, 10:30:20 PM
Haha I've never fucked a fatty, what's it like?

;)

WANT TO FIND OUT LOL

 :rofl
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on January 29, 2008, 10:40:55 PM
I joined OKCupid just for the fuck of it, I'm curious.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 29, 2008, 10:46:59 PM
i must say though ....

the OK Cupid girl over the larger lady without ANY consideration.

Okay, it's a case of "which turd smells the least" but still....

More like, which turd is significantly smaller.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 29, 2008, 10:48:31 PM
I dunno, seems like the obeseity wants to be friends with me. Ha I can rhyme, I'm a black man.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Shuri on January 30, 2008, 12:28:44 AM
plentyoffish is well known to be THE internet hangout for single moms and internet fatties cum-buckets. Be VERY wary of fat women who know their way around the interwebs; EACH and everyone I've come to know (not that I wanted to bang them) have *ALL* been extreme net slut; aka chicks that banged 2-3 DIFFERENT guys a week. ALL internet dudes. Those kind of women are _ALL_ fucking insane.

In my many travels, i've come to met around 5-6 of them (ive got to know those chicks thru common friends, various social happenings, etc) and they were all cockhappy cum buckets. ALL OF THEM. They use the internet to rack up desperate dudes.

It's not worth it really. Those chicks were ALL drama queens.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: aoi tsuki on January 30, 2008, 02:55:56 AM
Massive fail by PD. You fail to find women in fucking Ann Arbor?

Haha I've never fucked a fatty, what's it like?

;)
Like fucking a waterbed. It's actually fun until you realize what you're doing then you feel disgusted and kinda guilty because you're fucking her because you're high/drunk or extremely horny. You also really have to pound that pussy/ass hard to make it past the extra "cushion". i suppose the bonus is that after all that work when you finally cum, you can fall asleep on a pillow made of soft boobs. The worst is waking up the next morning, assuming you didn't leave promptly after she swallowed.

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: drew on January 30, 2008, 03:20:32 AM
Massive fail by PD. You fail to find women in fucking Ann Arbor?

PD lives in Ann Arbor?  Epic fail.  In his defense there's an overwhelming ratio of hot white women to black women there.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on January 30, 2008, 03:23:30 AM
I dunno, seems like the obeseity wants to be friends with me. Ha I can rhyme, I'm a black man.

um no this is just fact. you are doomed to fuck fat white chicks. i'm sure you've seen plenty of other black man / white whale couples at the supermarket walking around. enjoy your heritage.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 30, 2008, 03:26:13 AM
baby got back
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baby got side and front too
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Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: drew on January 30, 2008, 03:29:08 AM
i'm sure you've seen plenty of other black man / white whale couples at the supermarket walking around. enjoy your heritage.

 :lol

Yeah, what the hell is up with this?  I can't figure it out.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: brawndolicious on January 30, 2008, 04:16:24 AM
I already told you, it's a racial inferiority complex!  some of them want a white woman in order to obtain a better social standing and so they make sure they are that woman's bitch, even if they are hella fat.

..about this thing that PD's considering, I was just kidding before about going for this woman.  Don't mess up your life.  This is A) A skeezy skank. B) An insane chubster.  There is no way this decision is the right decision.  If you could learn to be normal, talk to people, go on dates, ???, profit.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: aoi tsuki on January 30, 2008, 06:33:34 AM
i don't think i've ever seen a of a truly BBJW (by American standards).

Edit: Nevermind... Google.

Edit2: OMG i just discovered BBWchan. WHY DOES THIS EXIST?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on January 30, 2008, 11:24:36 AM
Haha I've never fucked a fatty, what's it like?

;)

WANT TO FIND OUT LOL
:rofl :rofl

Nikki, know that feeling you get after you JO to some cheeseburger, bi or hermaphrodite porn?  It's like that, but warmer.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 11:28:25 AM
Haha I've never fucked a fatty, what's it like?

;)

WANT TO FIND OUT LOL
:rofl :rofl

Nikki, know that feeling you get after you JO to some cheeseburger, bi or hermaphrodite porn?  It's like that, but warmer.

If you can't jerk to this YOU'RE gay


NSFW
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=b6baac45c43a81ec2e35&page=1&viewtype=&category=
[close]
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 12:06:20 PM
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=textual_tension

this girl is one of my top matches and seems pretty appealing.  Studious people are always good, and I like that she admits to liking radio country instead of giving the usual long list of generic hipster-nerd favorites, even though I personally hate radio country and have the usual long list of generic hipster-nerd favorites.  I also like that she's too lazy to properly answer most of the questions --- a kindred spirit! --- although she does lose half a point for her forced-quirky answer to the last question, not that I'd do any better.

i'm sure i've destroyed any possible chance with her by linking to her profile on Evilbore, though.

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 12:53:15 PM
This girl just sent me a "woo". She's still in highschool wtf
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=UnicornsExist

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 12:59:34 PM
aren't you only like 22?  You should buy your plane ticket to Sweden right now.  hell I'll go with you
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 30, 2008, 01:09:46 PM
PD this is all ya gotta do...

Rokk yer top fits and head out to the club. (yea i just typed that)

ANYTIME you see a girl look at you, make eye contact and smile, or look more than once (means she is shy and maybe a crazy fukk) - make SURE you go up to her and talk within the next 5 seconds. Make haste.

When you talk to her make sure you keep your eyes locked on hers hard....at that point it shouldnt matter what yer sayin.....just take the reign and ride the horse home.

MUCH easier than loggin on to heffa.com and meeting a girl who could really be anything including some KKK members who want to lure you to your demise.

Fukk net hookups man.

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 01:14:01 PM
PD this is all ya gotta do...

Rokk yer top fits and head out to the club. (yea i just typed that)

ANYTIME you see a girl look at you, make eye contact and smile, or look more than once (means she is shy and maybe a crazy fukk) - make SURE you go up to her and talk within the next 5 seconds. Make haste.

When you talk to her make sure you keep your eyes locked on hers hard....at that point it shouldnt matter what yer sayin.....just take the reign and ride the horse home.

MUCH easier than loggin on to heffa.com and meeting a girl who could really be anything including some KKK members who want to lure you to your demise.


Fukk net hookups man.


:lol

You sir have convinced me
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 01:23:22 PM
Quote
ANYTIME you see a girl look at you, make eye contact and smile, or look more than once (means she is shy and maybe a crazy fukk) - make SURE you go up to her and talk within the next 5 seconds. Make haste.

When you talk to her make sure you keep your eyes locked on hers hard....at that point it shouldnt matter what yer sayin.....just take the reign and ride the horse home.

I do all that (except for the riding home part) and it accomplishes nothing for me.  Guess I'm just not hot like PD
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 01:25:10 PM
Quote
ANYTIME you see a girl look at you, make eye contact and smile, or look more than once (means she is shy and maybe a crazy fukk) - make SURE you go up to her and talk within the next 5 seconds. Make haste.

When you talk to her make sure you keep your eyes locked on hers hard....at that point it shouldnt matter what yer sayin.....just take the reign and ride the horse home.

I do all that (except for the riding home part) and it accomplishes nothing for me.  Guess I'm just not hot like PD

Do you have any pics to share?

I'm just not a party type. I don't like being around a bunch of people anyway, so bars aren't good spots for me.

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 30, 2008, 01:26:13 PM
^^ there are little things you gotta look for - like when she is talking - just keep the eyelock...if she seems to talk slower or seems not all together know that she is likely ready to go - k ;)

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 30, 2008, 01:26:57 PM
Quote
ANYTIME you see a girl look at you, make eye contact and smile, or look more than once (means she is shy and maybe a crazy fukk) - make SURE you go up to her and talk within the next 5 seconds. Make haste.

When you talk to her make sure you keep your eyes locked on hers hard....at that point it shouldnt matter what yer sayin.....just take the reign and ride the horse home.

I do all that (except for the riding home part) and it accomplishes nothing for me.  Guess I'm just not hot like PD

Do you have any pics to share?

I'm just not a party type. I don't like being around a bunch of people anyway, so bars aren't good spots for me.



A bunch of people = more girl ops.

more ops = higher % of success.

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 01:30:13 PM
Shouldn't coffeeshops count?  I've been in St. Louis for three weeks now, spend like 24/7 studying and programming in coffeeshops and during this whole time I've only met six girls, only two of who gave me their phone numbers.  I always make eye contact etc etc.  It just doesn't work for everyone.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 01:31:10 PM
How do I search for chicks who want casual encounters
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 30, 2008, 01:32:18 PM
Coffeeshops are fine - usually hippies there are high or tripping but whatever....

Coffeshop is more like a date place - not the "raw hook up in under 30 minutes and maybe even fuck in public its so hott" PD really needs here.

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 01:32:38 PM
bald girls are sexy anyway, like in THX
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 01:34:43 PM
Quote
Do you know what sperm tastes like?
Yes
No

Make this one of my Key Questions.
:lol
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 01:36:26 PM
I can imagine what it tastes like based on what it smells like, but I dunno if that counts.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 01:39:08 PM
Quote
Under the right circumstances, would you allow a partner to lick your anus?
Yes.
No.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: cloudwalking on January 30, 2008, 01:40:25 PM
How do I search for chicks who want casual encounters

http://adultfriendfinder.com
http://craigslist.com

...oh wait, you tried those two already right?

http://latvianbrides.com
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on January 30, 2008, 01:41:22 PM
How do I search for chicks who want casual encounters

http://adultfriendfinder.com
http://craigslist.com

...oh wait, you tried those two already right?

http://latvianbrides.com
sick burn!
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 01:44:15 PM
stfu whoren












spoiler (click to show/hide)
jk :-*
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Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 01:44:31 PM
I'm kinda really just looking for friends and people to talk to anyway.  Except not.  Except yes.

hell, I dunno what I'm looking for
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: cloudwalking on January 30, 2008, 01:45:11 PM
with latvianbrides you're guaranteed sex, just be prepared to do a little work for it

fly to riga a few times
take her out a few times
buy her some jewelry
buy her a plane ticket back to ann arbor
get married
start the green card process...
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 01:46:01 PM
I answered some more match questions, and now my closest match is:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=twinkieilicous

Willco, hold me  :o
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 01:47:59 PM
PD, are your matches mostly bisexual like mine?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 01:49:03 PM
New message:

(http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/47/lyzxprnzdk_22520581.jpg)
Quote
NICE PIC SWEETIE....

 :-\
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on January 30, 2008, 01:54:39 PM
gah.  fat black girl flipping off a camera.  I'm sure she thinks she's a prize with that photo too
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 01:55:28 PM
Quote
I answered some more match questions, and now my closest match is:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=twinkieilicous

wait, what's wrong with her, apart from her username?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 30, 2008, 01:55:55 PM
That "black girl" scores a pretty high rating on my Guy-dar.

Junpei? Male or Female?

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 01:59:26 PM
Quote
I answered some more match questions, and now my closest match is:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=twinkieilicous

wait, what's wrong with her, apart from her username?

Nothing, she's awesome :bow

But I'm surprised this chick isn't my best match
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=NikkiLee125

1. She's beautiful
2. She loves Harry Potter
3. No Country For Old Men was her fav movie of 2007 so she has good taste
4. She's majoring in accounting
5. She's shy

omg
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 02:08:24 PM
your matches seem to be prettier than mine, though I like mine better, no surprise.  are you just more normal than me?

and you never told me if you're getting a lot of bisexual matches or not.  I wanna know if there's something about my answers that appeal to bisexuals/indicate that bisexuals would be appealing, or if it's just that the sort of women who make OKCupid profiles are the sort who are bisexual or like to say they are.

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 02:11:12 PM
Nope no bisexuals. Lots of agnostics though
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on January 30, 2008, 02:13:04 PM
What's pissing me off about OKCupid is the lack of body shots. It's hard to tell what they TRULY look like.

PD, go for the Asian. Yes.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 02:15:39 PM
really, none at all?  all of my top 4 and 12 of my top 20 are.  what do you suppose it is about me?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 02:35:41 PM
I don't want to contact any of the chicks I like. Might seem creepy; I'll wait for them to contact me. But eventually I might just take the first step with that hot black chick. She's 23 tho :/

recursivelyenumerable: Dunno. Post your profile!
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Tauntaun on January 30, 2008, 02:37:03 PM
I don't want to contact any of the chicks I like. Might seem creepy; I'll wait for them to contact me. But eventually I might just take the first step with that hot black chick. She's 23 tho :/

recursivelyenumerable: Dunno. Post your profile!

And so it begins!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:hump
[close]
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on January 30, 2008, 02:38:19 PM
Date an older chick.  They're always better
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 02:40:36 PM
But will an older chick want to be with a guy like me? I don't have much experience. But I will promise this: I'm gonna eat the shit out of the vag of the first clean chick I have sex with
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 30, 2008, 02:42:04 PM
But will an older chick want to be with a guy like me? I don't have much experience. But I will promise this: I'm gonna eat the shit out of the vag of the first clean chick I have sex with

OMFG!!!!!!!!!

And thats about all i can type im laughing so hard...

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 02:47:41 PM
i'd think ideally it would not contain any shit to eat.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 30, 2008, 02:49:19 PM
PD - take it one step at a time.

Dont try to be an oral maestro on your first go.

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: SpudBud on January 30, 2008, 02:52:09 PM
But will an older chick want to be with a guy like me? I don't have much experience. But I will promise this: I'm gonna eat the shit out of the vag of the first clean chick I have sex with
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on January 30, 2008, 02:52:15 PM
But will an older chick want to be with a guy like me? I don't have much experience. But I will promise this: I'm gonna eat the shit out of the vag of the first clean chick I have sex with
Most won't care.  They can mold you into their perfect lover
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 02:52:47 PM
Quote
Dont try to be an oral maestro on your first go.

i wanted to give it a try, but she wouldn't let me.   :-\
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on January 30, 2008, 02:56:15 PM
Well, now we know what PD wants to do the most.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 03:01:29 PM
But will an older chick want to be with a guy like me? I don't have much experience. But I will promise this: I'm gonna eat the shit out of the vag of the first clean chick I have sex with
Most won't care.  They can mold you into their perfect lover

God I hope so. I'm basically up for anything
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 03:03:23 PM
I did dance with a girl for the first (actually second) time in my life last weekend.  and she approached me!  at a party that I got invited to in the first place by a couple of (different) girls who I met at a coffee shop earlier that evening!  making a total of three girls involved that night, all of whom were very cool and cute and etc
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: TVC15 on January 30, 2008, 03:08:07 PM
Wow recursively, now you can go to the seventh grade.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 03:10:26 PM
fuck you.  I managed to avoid all dance and dance-like social functions for my entire school and other career.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 03:10:32 PM
Wow recursively, now you can go to the seventh grade.
:lol :lol :lol

Recursively POST YOUR PROFILE omg
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 30, 2008, 03:11:53 PM
[youtube=425,350]DW5TW3tgUts[/youtube]

PD - the part you need to see starts at 1:00.

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: T234 on January 30, 2008, 03:12:07 PM
Wow recursively, now you can go to the seventh grade.
Hey now, TVC, not all of us had priests! Some of us had to work for it!
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 03:12:21 PM
I told you, I never bothered to fill out a profile.  I only answered a bunch of multiple-choice questions and uploaded the same picture I've already posted on GAF several times.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on January 30, 2008, 03:13:13 PM
I love the internet.

It's a self-esteem booster, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 03:16:04 PM
Quote
I managed to avoid all dance and dance-like social functions for my entire school and other career.

and I should add that I am proud of this, even if right now I have somewhat different priorities and aspirations that it's temporarily inconvenienced
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 30, 2008, 03:20:17 PM
(http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u92/donkeyrokman/6oazvqs.gif)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 03:22:32 PM
I love the internet.

It's a self-esteem booster, that's for sure.


My confidence went from like 10% to 60% after Lila said I was hot on GAF. :bow
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 30, 2008, 03:23:08 PM
I love the internet.

It's a self-esteem booster, that's for sure.


My confidence went from like 10% to 60% after Lila said I was hot on GAF. :bow

Fucking bitch.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 03:23:47 PM
I'm on dial-up and can't load that whole video, but are you calling me an ungulate?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 30, 2008, 03:24:43 PM
^^ if yer talking to me - no i just wanted PD to know from Costanza's experience that when he gets 'the tap' he should chill on the vajayjay hayday

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 03:26:13 PM
Wasn't that all about George Steinbrenner?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 30, 2008, 03:28:37 PM
Wasn't that all about George Steinbrenner?

hehe i edited my post and added a new clip thats gets right to  the meat of the matter.

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Tauntaun on January 30, 2008, 03:29:12 PM
Here ya go PD:

[youtube=425,350]BrocojfmMtw[/youtube]
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: T234 on January 30, 2008, 03:38:59 PM
I love the internet.

It's a self-esteem booster, that's for sure.


My confidence went from like 10% to 60% after Lila said I was hot on GAF. :bow
I was reading on cajole's wall on facebook and wondering who that was. I was like DAAAAAAAMMMNNN
                                                 
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 30, 2008, 03:40:51 PM
Yeah, one of my real-life buddies' first response to looking at my profile was "Who's Lila?"
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on January 30, 2008, 03:41:34 PM
You guys are animals.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 30, 2008, 03:41:53 PM
MUHAHAHA
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 03:42:01 PM
Right now I'd really like to just grab TVC and tear his ears off his head and eat them
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 03:42:27 PM
Yeah, I recently friended one of my real-life buddies. His first response to looking at my profile was "Who's Lila?"

co-sign. I often leave her profile up on the screen when I'm in the computer lab, then go to the bathroom. When I come back people ask who she is; I just chuckle and say "a good friend"
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 30, 2008, 03:42:51 PM
"HAHA I'M STRAIGHT"
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on January 30, 2008, 03:43:05 PM
Yeah, I recently friended one of my real-life buddies. His first response to looking at my profile was "Who's Lila?"

co-sign. I often leave her profile up on the screen when I'm in the computer lab, then go to the bathroom. When I come back people ask who she is; I just chuckle and say "a good friend"
...that's creepy, PD. :lol
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on January 30, 2008, 03:43:16 PM
"HAHA I'M STRAIGHT"
:rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on January 30, 2008, 04:06:50 PM
Yeah, I recently friended one of my real-life buddies. His first response to looking at my profile was "Who's Lila?"

co-sign. I often leave her profile up on the screen when I'm in the computer lab, then go to the bathroom. When I come back people ask who she is; I just chuckle and say "a good friend"

link please
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 30, 2008, 04:07:16 PM
This will end in tears.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 04:21:05 PM
Yeah, I recently friended one of my real-life buddies. His first response to looking at my profile was "Who's Lila?"

co-sign. I often leave her profile up on the screen when I'm in the computer lab, then go to the bathroom. When I come back people ask who she is; I just chuckle and say "a good friend"

link please

No
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 05:03:05 PM
WTF is this a joke post from you bastards

Quote
so, I'm all new to this-it's just to beat boredom at the office during the cold winter time-but I do see you are more desiring of sex-I could take on a young 20 yr old, I'm being bad, oh well, it doesn't matter I'll never see you-I'm a 37 yr old, blonde, with large breasts, I have an amazing smile, it's the white teeth, I'm so clean, built well, I am very pretty- just don't want to post a pic, not real comfortable with all that yet, this online stuff I'm not sure

 ???
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on January 30, 2008, 05:04:25 PM
sounds good.  go for it.

wasn't me
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on January 30, 2008, 05:42:35 PM
Wow, so I just hit the jackpot.

I was searching around OKCupid, and BOOM, hot attractive normal weight girl from my fucking hometown only forty miles away. Never seen her in my life.

I sent her a message. It says republican on the profile though. That's not good, but still, I'm curious as to who she is and how they let decent looking girls in to London all of a sudden.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 05:47:17 PM
Wow, so I just hit the jackpot.

I was searching around OKCupid, and BOOM, hot attractive normal weight girl from my fucking hometown only forty miles away. Never seen her in my life.

I sent her a message. It says republican on the profile though. That's not good, but still, I'm curious as to who she is and how they let decent looking girls in to London all of a sudden.
*high five*

There are plenty of cool republicans; just hope she's not the crazy judgemental type. You're in the south though, so this might be hard :/

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: T234 on January 30, 2008, 05:49:31 PM
I tell you, you'e lucky to live in a place where you don't have to be packing a lot of pills and shit just to get laid. In Montgomery County, ain't nobody gettin any unless it involves pills, WoW, or Virtua Tennis :lol
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on January 30, 2008, 05:59:11 PM
WTF is this a joke post from you bastards

Quote
so, I'm all new to this-it's just to beat boredom at the office during the cold winter time-but I do see you are more desiring of sex-I could take on a young 20 yr old, I'm being bad, oh well, it doesn't matter I'll never see you-I'm a 37 yr old, blonde, with large breasts, I have an amazing smile, it's the white teeth, I'm so clean, built well, I am very pretty- just don't want to post a pic, not real comfortable with all that yet, this online stuff I'm not sure

 ???

i'm sorry, i had to, i did it for the lulz
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on January 30, 2008, 06:11:13 PM
I tell you, you'e lucky to live in a place where you don't have to be packing a lot of pills and shit just to get laid. In Montgomery County, ain't nobody gettin any unless it involves pills, WoW, or Virtua Tennis :lol

 :lol :lol :lol

Wow, she messaged back too. So far she's really cool.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 06:17:47 PM
Bloodwake: One of the rules of this thread is that you have to post pics of the person you're pursuing. If you don't want to post her profile fine...but post a pic
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 30, 2008, 06:20:26 PM
Maybe I'll participate in a little bit. Currently working on getting my own webspace up and running.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: T234 on January 30, 2008, 06:23:03 PM
Maybe I'll participate in a little bit. Currently working on getting my own webspace up and running.
You don't need to do all that.

Blizzard has already made you a webspace! It has Veronica Belmont and everything!
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 30, 2008, 06:23:26 PM
 >:(










Veronica  :heart
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 07:00:11 PM
There are rules of this thread? 

this is getting very icky and now I feel like a creep for ever participating.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 07:04:57 PM
There are rules of this thread? 

this is getting very icky and now I feel like a creep for ever participating.

I dont want to be bossy! But please include pics of the girls  :-*
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: bluemax on January 30, 2008, 11:27:00 PM
There are rules of this thread? 

this is getting very icky and now I feel like a creep for ever participating.

I'd participate, if my girlfriend wouldn't get pissed. Such a shame.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: TVC15 on January 30, 2008, 11:29:56 PM
Should I do the OKCupid survey/quiz?  I'm kind of destined to get some sort of hideous goth for my match.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 11:37:34 PM
Some of the questions are simply outrageous. NO I wouldn't be ok with a spouse who found children sexually attractive WTF
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: TVC15 on January 30, 2008, 11:38:50 PM
Some of the questions are simply outrageous. NO I wouldn't be ok with a spouse who found children sexually attractive WTF

What test am I looking for?  This is one of those hideous things where there are a zillion quizzes.  I bet I get matched up with Abrader.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 11:54:19 PM
Well to be matched with people you've move the mouse over matches, and you'll be given the option to "improve matches." There are hundreds of questions.

Or you can take the quizzes; I just go to other people's pages and look for the quizzes they've taken. Like the slut test (29%) and the Southpark one (Twitch lol)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: TVC15 on January 30, 2008, 11:57:59 PM
I can't do this.  These questions are distinguished mentally-challenged, and I feel hateful for forcing myself to go through these.  Enjoy your meat market.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on January 31, 2008, 02:12:22 AM
There are rules of this thread? 

this is getting very icky and now I feel like a creep for ever participating.

I dont want to be bossy! But please include pics of the girls  :-*

(http://panther.is3.okcimg.com/users/164/298/16429882803941564115/p1070050365.jpg)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 31, 2008, 02:14:54 AM
i smell urine

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 31, 2008, 05:55:53 AM
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I can't do this.  These questions are distinguished mentally-challenged, and I feel hateful for forcing myself to go through these.  Enjoy your meat market.

I dunno, I can answer most of them in under two seconds, and the ones I can't I skip.  It's addictive, like the chocobo digging minigame from FF9.  Or maybe I just lack self-respect.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: brawndolicious on January 31, 2008, 06:09:21 AM
you do seem to have no self-respect now that I think about it...
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 31, 2008, 06:50:31 AM
fuck off
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: brawndolicious on January 31, 2008, 07:01:37 AM
no, I think you're a nice guy it's just you get too into the whole internet persona thing sometimes.  the way I worded the previous post sounded weird.  I dunno, I'm sleepy.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 31, 2008, 07:02:38 AM
well you're right about that, I really need to get off this forum and do something productive.

ok, I'll leave right now.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: brawndolicious on January 31, 2008, 07:06:10 AM
It's not that you spend too much time here.  It's that you're internet persona is too consistent.  The nerdy programmer one.  Which makes you talking about girls troubles just feel odd.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on January 31, 2008, 08:17:05 AM
I can't do this.  These questions are distinguished mentally-challenged, and I feel hateful for forcing myself to go through these.  Enjoy your meat market.

a few years ago a mailing list i was on did the okcupid thing enmasse, and we did the main quiz

the quiz is fuck stupid
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Relationships are about Compromise

Yours

Theirs

and other things like that.  absolutely mindbogglingly distinguished mentally-challenged
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 31, 2008, 09:09:29 AM
most of the questions are reasonable and straightforward and have obvious answers.  the ones that aren't/don't, you can skip.  they are submitted by users anyway.  e.g.


Do you think it is possible for someone to be an Atheist and still have a solid moral framework by which to live?
Yes.
No.

Make this one of my Key Questions.

New! You can tag up to 5 questions as Key Questions. To guarantee good matching, we'll make people who message you answer them. You can review your key questions here.
How would your Ideal Match answer this question?
Yes.
No.
How important is their answer to you?
   Irrelevant
   A little important
   Somewhat important
   Very important
   Mandatory

yes, yes, very important.   obvious, easy, on to next question.  no muss no fuss.

  if I want something difficult to do on the computer I'll load up Coq.



Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on January 31, 2008, 09:37:49 AM
and we all know you do love the coq
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 31, 2008, 09:47:27 AM
I should really start a Coq thread.  Watch it go to 30 pages of innuendo-laced tactical theorem proving
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Powerslave on January 31, 2008, 09:54:16 AM
innuendo-laced tactical theorem proving
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Gay Boy on January 31, 2008, 10:31:55 AM
This is why EB is awesome. Only here would people be more interested in statistics and the like on a dating site than the actual dating part.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 31, 2008, 10:41:21 AM
I've actually still never been on a date. I've tried asking girls out twice in my life, had my offer accepted both times, and got stood up both times. 
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on January 31, 2008, 10:43:57 AM
ouch.  did they at least stand you up by calling and saying they couldn't make it?  or did they just not show up?  ouch
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 31, 2008, 10:48:08 AM
just didn't show up.  the odd thing is that one of them called me repeatedly during the week to confirm things, then when the day came she suddenly dropped off the planet.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 31, 2008, 10:58:38 AM
the other one is at least understandable since we were drunk when I asked her out, and I didn't get her phone number.  Anyway, that's part of why I'm not ready to try asking another girl out anytime soon.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on January 31, 2008, 10:59:42 AM
This is why EB is awesome. Only here would people be more interested in statistics and the like on a dating site than the actual dating part.

stats are awesome
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on January 31, 2008, 11:57:26 AM
Don't give up recursivelyenumerable. Sometimes it comes late in life.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2008, 03:14:32 PM
From the ocra
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men...well i like them open minded and honest. down to earth with a good personality and sense of humor becuase i love to laugh. i can be a little quarky sometimes so someone who wont mind my odd sense of humor. i want someone who will like me for me. ya know?

i love writing, photography, drawing, hanging wit friends, listening to music, havin a drink or two, goin bowling, shooting pool, watchin movies, jus havin a good time!! :D

im willin to do alot of things. i wanna do an adventurous date. i went on ONE date my whole life to a movie. i wanna go on more dates ya know.

Seems like she's hinting at us meeting.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Gay Boy on January 31, 2008, 03:19:04 PM
"i wanna do an adventurous date." = she is a fat slut who will have sex with you on the first date
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on January 31, 2008, 03:25:21 PM
From the ocra
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men...well i like them open minded and honest. down to earth with a good personality and sense of humor becuase i love to laugh. i can be a little quarky sometimes so someone who wont mind my odd sense of humor. i want someone who will like me for me. ya know?

i love writing, photography, drawing, hanging wit friends, listening to music, havin a drink or two, goin bowling, shooting pool, watchin movies, jus havin a good time!! :D

im willin to do alot of things. i wanna do an adventurous date. i went on ONE date my whole life to a movie. i wanna go on more dates ya know.

Seems like she's hinting at us meeting.

Do it... go to Dave and Busters or something, grab a few drinks and go shoot pool. I might take this girl I went out with last week there on our second date... my first second date in almost a year :rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on January 31, 2008, 03:58:37 PM
I have come to the conclusion that this thread exists because we as a forum are collectively depressed about the impending arrival of Valentine's Day, also known as FUCK LIFE day.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on January 31, 2008, 03:59:53 PM
...forum?  no, sir.  NO, SIR.  I am pathetic.  But don't lump me in with this.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2008, 04:03:22 PM
I have a Valentines date already
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: T234 on January 31, 2008, 04:05:42 PM
Do what I'm gonna do that day:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
BE EXTREMELY HIGH ALL DAY DUE TO THE DENTIST'S NITROUS OXIDE FUCK YEAH
[close]
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on January 31, 2008, 04:06:02 PM
Yeah, I've come to the conclusion I'm pathetic this morning whenever I went on a mass Myspace hunt for this girl. Guess what, I found her.

She has a massive fetish for war. Not even joking. Marine Corps videos all over, plus one of her profile quizzes basically stated if she could visit anywhere in the world, she would go to Iraq with a huge ass machine gun. She also stated that her biggest fear was the destruction of the US Government. LOL

TURN OFF MAXIMUM. For the record, I'm a pacifist. This isn't going to happen, unless it's just like one night drunken sex or something, because she's pretty damn hot and she has decent fashion taste from her Myspace photos. Still, that's slightly creepy, just outright wanting to kill.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2008, 04:07:38 PM
Yeah, I've come to the conclusion I'm pathetic this morning whenever I went on a mass Myspace hunt for this girl. Guess what, I found her.

She has a massive fetish for war. Not even joking. Marine Corps videos all over, plus one of her profile quizzes basically stated if she could visit anywhere in the world, she would go to Iraq with a huge ass machine gun. She also stated that her biggest fear was the destruction of the US Government. LOL

TURN OFF MAXIMUM. For the record, I'm a pacifist. This isn't going to happen, unless it's just like one night drunken sex or something, because she's pretty damn hot and she has decent fashion taste from her Myspace photos. Still, that's slightly creepy, just outright wanting to kill.

I'm guessing this isn't the girl who's pick you posted right? That chick looks too gothy to be into war n shit.

Bang her. Tell her you used to be in the navy or something
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on January 31, 2008, 04:07:49 PM
I'll probably be hanging out with that same girl I picked up from the airport, watching her squirm because she's indecisive about who she wants to date, and feeling like shit. Actually, I know that's going to happen. She's pretty heavily involved in running the radio show on the 14th, and I'm sure as hell going to be playing music that expresses my frustration/depression/etc because that music just happens to kick ass as well.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on January 31, 2008, 04:08:56 PM
Yeah, I've come to the conclusion I'm pathetic this morning whenever I went on a mass Myspace hunt for this girl. Guess what, I found her.

She has a massive fetish for war. Not even joking. Marine Corps videos all over, plus one of her profile quizzes basically stated if she could visit anywhere in the world, she would go to Iraq with a huge ass machine gun. She also stated that her biggest fear was the destruction of the US Government. LOL

TURN OFF MAXIMUM. For the record, I'm a pacifist. This isn't going to happen, unless it's just like one night drunken sex or something, because she's pretty damn hot and she has decent fashion taste from her Myspace photos. Still, that's slightly creepy, just outright wanting to kill.

I'm guessing this isn't the girl who's pick you posted right? That chick looks too gothy to be into war n shit.


Bang her. Tell her you used to be in the navy or something


Nope, that's her. Surprised the fuck out of me. Her other pictures are slightly less gothy and more like an indie rock type. She used to be bleach blonde too.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on January 31, 2008, 04:09:23 PM
I'll probably be hanging out with that same girl I picked up from the airport, watching her squirm

oh yeah?
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because she's indecisive about who she wants to date,

oh
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: T234 on January 31, 2008, 04:09:30 PM
I'd fuck her. I would just have a good friend in the closet with a baseball bat :lol
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2008, 04:17:09 PM
Holy shit she doesn't look like the war porn type.

And dude, forget that airport girl! She's not that good looking anyway (but then again you seem to have a short hair fetish), and if she can't see you're an awesome guy who deserves respect...fagataboutit.

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 04:22:37 PM
You're not seriously considering her are you?  :(
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: T234 on January 31, 2008, 04:27:28 PM
Between the war porn girl and the airport girl (who I have met in person), I couldn't really decide.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: T234 on January 31, 2008, 04:28:22 PM
Welcome to evilbore.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 04:29:59 PM
Welcome to evilbore.

Thanks  :D

I'm not liking my pathetic post count.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: T234 on January 31, 2008, 04:31:51 PM
It grows. Just takes time. This place is full of expert forum posters.

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on January 31, 2008, 04:31:55 PM
aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM box
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on January 31, 2008, 04:33:34 PM
Holy shit she doesn't look like the war porn type.

And dude, forget that airport girl! She's not that good looking anyway (but then again you seem to have a short hair fetish), and if she can't see you're an awesome guy who deserves respect...fagataboutit.



I don't have a short hair fetish, she looks ridiculously pretty with long hair. I don't know, we just have a lot in common and I enjoy being around her. I'm glad she's a friend of mine so I can spaz out about how shitty our college/country is.

She also has very, very nice boobs from what I could feel of them  :shh
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on January 31, 2008, 04:36:31 PM
aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM box
I thought you were gay.  you really need to make up your mind or else I'm not buying you a bear for Christmas, chubs.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2008, 04:37:58 PM
You're not seriously considering her are you?  :(

Nope. I'd have to drive over there; no thanks. But I must admit...if I did it I'd be an internet legend...

And welcome to my humble abode  :) :bow
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on January 31, 2008, 04:38:17 PM
aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM box
I thought you were gay.  you really need to make up your mind or else I'm not buying you a bear for Christmas, chubs.

i'm not gay, i just like getting my cock sucked
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: T234 on January 31, 2008, 04:39:26 PM
Demi, I'm pretty sure this ain't another female synbios joke character.

Bloodwake, if you think your college is bad, take a trip through mine.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on January 31, 2008, 04:40:29 PM
Demi, I'm pretty sure this ain't another female synbios joke character.

and that exempts her how? she knows the rules.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 31, 2008, 04:41:32 PM
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Thanks  Grin

I'm not liking my pathetic post count.

You're not starting out on the right foot.  You need to be surlier and more combative.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 04:41:45 PM
aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM box

I want to see yours first.

You're not seriously considering her are you?  :(

Nope. I'd have to drive over there; no thanks. But I must admit...if I did it I'd be an internet legend...

And welcome to my humble abode  :) :bow

Internet legend status is just not worth it, if that was your first time your perceptions of sex would be permanently skewed and you'd be scarred for life from that experience and so many other things I could mention!

Although I must admit it'd make a good read. However being the kind and compassionate person that I am, I'd rather warn you  :D
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 31, 2008, 04:44:39 PM
POST PIX NOW.

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2008, 04:45:26 PM
Yeah I definitely agree with you. I'm not going to do it. I can get someone better no doubt :)

And thank you for the kind words for my pic. My confidence went through the roof  8)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on January 31, 2008, 04:45:57 PM
aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM box

I want to see yours first.

my pics or my vag?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 31, 2008, 04:46:46 PM
oh so she boosts your ego - but me a guy who use to work in the fashion industry and even did runway work compliments you and it means nothing?

:/



Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 31, 2008, 04:46:55 PM
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However being the kind and compassionate person that I am

 :(  surly!  combative!

I'm never going to get what I want am I?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2008, 04:49:01 PM
oh so she boosts your ego - but me a guy who use to work in the fashion industry and even did runway work compliments you and it means nothing?

:/





What did you say about my pic, I forgot...

:/
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 04:52:00 PM
aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM box

I want to see yours first.

my pics or my vag?

your vag duh

Yeah I definitely agree with you. I'm not going to do it. I can get someone better no doubt :)

And thank you for the kind words for my pic. My confidence went through the roof  8)

:heart
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 31, 2008, 04:52:56 PM
aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM box

I want to see yours first.

my pics or my vag?

your vag duh

Kimber - can we see yours first?

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 31, 2008, 04:54:03 PM
(this is a prime opportunity to be combative to the max.  don't let it slip!)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2008, 04:57:32 PM
She posts on GAF guys, and is very good looking. But she's taken so NO DICE  :-*
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on January 31, 2008, 04:58:31 PM
aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM box

I want to see yours first.

my pics or my vag?

your vag duh

NSFW*infinity
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://i31.tinypic.com/ml33b6.jpg
[close]

You next, sweetie
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on January 31, 2008, 04:59:42 PM
Welcome to evilbore.

Thanks  :D

I'm not liking my pathetic post count.

You should get Yixian over here too...
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 31, 2008, 05:00:25 PM
omg yixian  <3

marxism <3
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 31, 2008, 05:00:44 PM
yeah this board has way more hotties than GAF.

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 05:15:12 PM
She posts on GAF guys, and is very good looking. But she's taken so NO DICE  :-*

Aww thank you :heart

And demi, I lied when I said I'd go after you, I just wanted to see you in your hot naked glory.

Quote
You should get Yixian over here too...

I'll tell him he was requested haha
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: T234 on January 31, 2008, 05:24:32 PM
She posts on GAF guys, and is very good looking. But she's taken so NO DICE  :-*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@Elektrikluv: Do you have any sisters who would date a maniac sega fanboy with an serious addiction to orange Tic-Tacs?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on January 31, 2008, 05:31:14 PM
She posts on GAF guys, and is very good looking. But she's taken so NO DICE  :-*

Aww thank you :heart

And demi, I lied when I said I'd go after you, I just wanted to see you in your hot naked glory.

Would you hit this?

(http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/934/26nick3armxm5.jpg)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 05:38:46 PM
Sisters aside, orange tic-tacs are fucking brilliant!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I do but she's 12, sorry  :-\
[close]

And besides the fact that that third arm looks like it could come in handy, no I wouldn't...
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on January 31, 2008, 05:42:12 PM
demi you should post your actual pic,I'm pretty sure she'll go for you.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: T234 on January 31, 2008, 05:45:01 PM
Oh well, time to keep looking.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on January 31, 2008, 05:45:46 PM
Sisters aside, orange tic-tacs are fucking brilliant!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I do but she's 12, sorry  :-\
[close]

And besides the fact that that third arm looks like it could come in handy, no I wouldn't...

Horrible taste in men confirmed - do you bite rug?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 05:55:06 PM
Who do you think I am?   :maf
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: T234 on January 31, 2008, 05:59:18 PM
demi, demi, demi, can't you see
sometimes your words just hypnotize me
and I just love your flashy ways-a
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on January 31, 2008, 06:05:56 PM
Who do you think I am?   :maf

I don't really know who you are
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 06:16:15 PM
Who do you think I am?   :maf

I don't really know who you are

Its all love then :heart
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on January 31, 2008, 06:20:50 PM
Does that love include muff diving?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 06:41:46 PM
Does that love include muff diving?

Only if its yours  :-*
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on January 31, 2008, 06:45:13 PM
Wow this turned into the fucking Summer of LOVE 2008.

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Powerslave on January 31, 2008, 06:48:20 PM
elektrikluuuuv :heartbeat
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on January 31, 2008, 08:40:28 PM
Does that love include muff diving?

Only if its yours  :-*

Depending on how hot you actually are, I could get used to this
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 31, 2008, 10:51:44 PM
I'm not liking my pathetic post count.

Thats totally backwards :'(
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: TVC15 on January 31, 2008, 11:17:55 PM
recursivelyenumerable, i will go on a date with you.  Caveats being that I'm on mushrooms during basically all of my free time and I throw up a lot.  You up for it?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2008, 11:20:07 PM
Hurry up and answer some match questions. I want to see how (in)compatible I am with you
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 31, 2008, 11:41:18 PM
Wait, was that just a random naked chick in the middle of this page?

And PD, wtf with the HOT OR NOT invite. Fuck that.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 31, 2008, 11:43:54 PM
I don't know...I was just scanning through the page and I see NSFW and then a hot naked chick and I want to know if there's some context.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: aoi tsuki on February 01, 2008, 01:20:48 AM
Sorry, i'm too lazy to go back, but is this really a girl? Looks like a guy in drag, though convincing enough.

(http://panther.is1.okcimg.com/users/344/214/3442144366619604377/p438378726.jpg)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 01, 2008, 01:22:44 AM
aoi tsuki do you still have a pic of the cheeseburger that contacted you?  :lol
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: aoi tsuki on February 01, 2008, 01:30:57 AM
i deleted them off of my hard drive, but here's the thread i posted them in:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=183207 (NSFW)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: drew on February 01, 2008, 01:33:48 AM
It likes Justice and Uffie, he/she can't be that bad, right? 

...right?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 01, 2008, 01:34:18 AM
And oh yeah, FUCK YIXIAN. 

elektrikluv :'(
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 01, 2008, 06:36:38 AM
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Looks like a guy in drag, though convincing enough.

She's supposed to be a girl in drag.  She's wearing a wig and stuff.  I dunno, maybe she is a guy, most of the girls I like are androgynous-looking anyway.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: elektrikluv on February 02, 2008, 05:57:39 AM
People on GAF are now accusing me of being yixian's 2nd account, wtf is that all about??  :maf
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on February 02, 2008, 06:10:24 AM
People on GAF are now accusing me of being yixian's 2nd account, wtf is that all about??  :maf

I don't know, you should probably show your vag or something on the quickness
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 02, 2008, 06:14:28 AM
What demi said
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: elektrikluv on February 02, 2008, 06:18:24 AM
why do men think vaginas can save the world?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on February 02, 2008, 06:20:04 AM
why do men think vaginas can save the world?

Are all women this selfish?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 02, 2008, 06:21:52 AM
Boobs would suffice as well.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 02, 2008, 06:27:09 AM
what

the

fuck

BAN THIS FILTH
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: elektrikluv on February 02, 2008, 06:28:06 AM
I just meant that your response would imply you thought they were the answer to everything, didn't mean to be selfish :(

And WTF at the picture lmao
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on February 02, 2008, 06:30:16 AM
No you didn't, alteran

I just meant that your response would imply you thought they were the answer to everything, didn't mean to be selfish :(

You're right, I could do just as well with a hole in the ground, but that's not as interesting to look at.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Ichirou on February 02, 2008, 07:16:59 AM
SYNBIOS IS BAAAAAAAAACK
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 02, 2008, 09:13:38 AM
What happened?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Powerslave on February 02, 2008, 09:51:52 AM
come on guys don't scare her away she's a good gal :(
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2008, 12:21:34 PM
come on guys don't scare her away she's a good gal :(
qft

Jeez

Her posts are rather different from yixian's
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: cloudwalking on February 02, 2008, 12:29:07 PM
she is not yixian

here, and at gaf, you guys treat any new women as scapegoats!
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: elektrikluv on February 02, 2008, 12:38:52 PM
Also its pretty evident from my Facebook :-\
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 02, 2008, 01:06:20 PM
Yeah, based on some cursory Googlestalking it's unlikely she's anyone else.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on February 02, 2008, 01:26:30 PM
Back on topic a bit... second date went off without a hitch.  Even ended in a kiss on the lips... she seemed to be digging my latest electrohouse mix too.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: elektrikluv on February 02, 2008, 01:51:12 PM
I have proven to cloudwalking that I am not him either :)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2008, 02:04:08 PM
I invited her!

She's not synbios
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: abrader on February 02, 2008, 02:23:12 PM
I thought synbios went to japan?

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2008, 02:47:31 PM
She's not a joke character; she posts on GAF and we're friends on Facebook. wtf @ all this synbios talk
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 02, 2008, 03:02:47 PM
She's not a joke character; she posts on GAF and we're friends on Facebook. wtf @ all this synbios talk

The posts were deleted.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on February 02, 2008, 03:21:18 PM
Less chat more vag
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2008, 03:48:33 PM
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It is far but so what, life is an adventure and man, I didn't ask you to come to me - maybe I would venture there. Ok, about the picture, I will work on that - I just never was into all of this, it wasn't something that captured my interest. I am more about human contact, you know face to face interaction. I am having issues with putting myself out there for everyone to see and read. It is hard for me to let others in and this really lets people in - anyone can view it. It does kind of scare me this whole online thing so, there you know just a little more of me. Let me just say this, you will be pleasnatly surprised - the Lord did bless me with beauty and intelligence. My name is Brandi.

 ???

I think it's Demi
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on February 02, 2008, 04:02:55 PM
So yeah, War Porn girl never messaged me back. Evidently she did the same thing and looked up my Myspace page to see how liberal I was. When she found out I was basically a socialist and I'm as antiwar as you could get, she probably backed off.

Back to searching OKCupid for local girls.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on February 02, 2008, 04:07:27 PM
And, this is amusing: just found an old profile for Airport Girl on the fucking OKCupid.

God, I'm just going to try to hack my router so I can do the radio test for the rest of the day. Shit.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2008, 04:26:05 PM
Was she just looking for friends or something else? :-\
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2008, 05:14:54 PM
Cheebo86 (4:05:54 PM): my mom just came in to give me something
Cheebo86 (4:06:00 PM): and asked why I was on a site called ok cupid
Cheebo86 (4:06:07 PM): looking at a guys profile
Cheebo86 (4:06:09 PM):
Cheebo86 (4:06:17 PM): she laughed and walked out
Cheebo86 (4:06:42 PM): OH! I am at home I can check hot or not
MichelleCheebo87 (4:06:56 PM): hahahahahahha

 :lol
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on February 02, 2008, 05:15:39 PM
Was she just looking for friends or something else? :-\

Well she hadn't logged in since June, so it doesn't really matter.

Honestly, me and Airport Girl are just going to be friends. Friends for a long long time. And that's fine, because I can get really, really drunk at her apartment.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 02, 2008, 10:19:59 PM
Verboten rejected me agian!  :'(

I can't take it (http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m269/QuickSilver_06/suicide.gif)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2008, 10:23:02 PM
Verboten rejected me agian!  :'(

I can't take it (http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m269/QuickSilver_06/suicide.gif)

wtf she has a facebook? I doubt she has pics up
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 02, 2008, 10:24:57 PM
Poor Junpei. Veronica accepted me.  :heart
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 02, 2008, 10:44:21 PM
Cheebo86 (4:05:54 PM): my mom just came in to give me something
Cheebo86 (4:06:00 PM): and asked why I was on a site called ok cupid
Cheebo86 (4:06:07 PM): looking at a guys profile
Cheebo86 (4:06:09 PM):
Cheebo86 (4:06:17 PM): she laughed and walked out
Cheebo86 (4:06:42 PM): OH! I am at home I can check hot or not
MichelleCheebo87 (4:06:56 PM): hahahahahahha

 :lol

 :lol :lol :lol


Also I would just like to say I have a date tomorrow.  Suckers!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I bet she just wants to be friends, or has a boyfriend, or is secretly a man, or really hates me and just wants to hurt me.
[close]
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 02, 2008, 11:18:31 PM
Goodluck FatherMike.


I doubt I'll ever meet someone that I have so much in common with ever again...

WHY HAS SHE FORSAKEN ME!?  :'(
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 04, 2008, 10:33:09 PM
I'm trying to think of a good message to send to the hot black chick. I don't want to sound stalky or desperate. She's 23 so I doubt we'd date, but there's a chance...

We could at least be e-friends
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on February 04, 2008, 11:58:32 PM
Already got date #3 lined up, this girl is definitely digging me, let's hope it continues going this smoothly. I also had some 37 year old emailing me on Match... can you say COUGAR? And an Asian girl from Queens emailing me, which is a first... I like Asian girls but never been on a date with a non white girl.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on February 05, 2008, 12:14:40 AM
Already got date #3 lined up, this girl is definitely digging me, let's hope it continues going this smoothly. I also had some 37 year old emailing me on Match... can you say COUGAR? And an Asian girl from Queens emailing me, which is a first... I like Asian girls but never been on a date with a non white girl.
... wtf, man????  you're missing like most of the fun
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 05, 2008, 12:33:53 AM
I read the first 3 pages and then got bored. did peedee get is pee stick wet or what?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: FatalT on February 05, 2008, 12:34:28 AM
What site are we all making profiles on? Match or OKCupid?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 05, 2008, 12:45:45 AM
People like Yixian?

Holy shit, you learn something new every day.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on February 05, 2008, 09:19:15 AM
Already got date #3 lined up, this girl is definitely digging me, let's hope it continues going this smoothly. I also had some 37 year old emailing me on Match... can you say COUGAR? And an Asian girl from Queens emailing me, which is a first... I like Asian girls but never been on a date with a non white girl.
... wtf, man????  you're missing like most of the fun

Believe me, it's not for lack of trying!
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 05, 2008, 09:40:52 AM
What site are we all making profiles on? Match or OKCupid?

I think it's OKCupid and/or GoFish.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2008, 12:14:57 PM
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I will send you one [a pic] - I do understand that you want to see who you are interacting with- I am very busy, I work 40+ hours a week, attend several meetings, involved with the community and service work, and I have been doing a great deal of work on myself not physically but in the spiritual, emotional realm. I love to snow ski, movies (all except satanic), laughing, talking, playing board games, dancing, listening to music (all except country), working out, anything that involves the outdoors, shopping, looking pretty, reading, working my career, sometimes I isolate, sometimes I want to be in a crowd,- I have 16+ years of higher education-I do want to start attending classes again, for what I am not sure- I was sidetracked for awhile, learning life lessons, some of them hard, but I am on a path now that I apprecitate-much gratitude. GRACE. I must admit when I first came to this I was having purely sexual thoughts, you appeared, and I thought, um, a 20 year old young man-take from there.

What the hell  :o :lol

She wants to drive like 300 miles to have sex with me? Something is wrong
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on February 05, 2008, 12:17:07 PM
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movies (all except satanic)

how many proSatan movies can there really be?

 imean beyond Anton La Vey's documentary "So You've Decided to Be a Satanist"
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2008, 12:18:45 PM
She wants to drive 300 miles to have sex with me, but doesn't watch satanic movies. Why can't all religious people be like this?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: elektrikluv on February 05, 2008, 12:23:53 PM
People like Yixian?

Holy shit, you learn something new every day.

What about him? :p
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on February 05, 2008, 12:24:45 PM
She wants to drive 300 miles to have sex with me, but doesn't watch satanic movies. Why can't all religious people be like this?
because not all women have a penis
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: APF on February 05, 2008, 01:28:29 PM
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I will send you one [a pic] - I do understand that you want to see who you are interacting with- I am very busy, I work 40+ hours a week, attend several meetings, involved with the community and service work, and I have been doing a great deal of work on myself not physically but in the spiritual, emotional realm. I love to snow ski, movies (all except satanic), laughing, talking, playing board games, dancing, listening to music (all except country), working out, anything that involves the outdoors, shopping, looking pretty, reading, working my career, sometimes I isolate, sometimes I want to be in a crowd,- I have 16+ years of higher education-I do want to start attending classes again, for what I am not sure- I was sidetracked for awhile, learning life lessons, some of them hard, but I am on a path now that I apprecitate-much gratitude. GRACE. I must admit when I first came to this I was having purely sexual thoughts, you appeared, and I thought, um, a 20 year old young man-take from there.

What the hell  :o :lol

She wants to drive like 300 miles to have sex with me? Something is wrong

I would run so far away from that it's not funny.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2008, 01:33:02 PM
There's no way I'm giving her any information. I'll play the game a bit longer and see where it goes - but I'm not gonna send her my address and go buy some condoms
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: FatalT on February 05, 2008, 03:25:20 PM
She wants to drive 300 miles to have sex with me, but doesn't watch satanic movies. Why can't all religious people be like this?
because not all women have a penis

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHA
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: brawndolicious on February 05, 2008, 03:35:41 PM
he'll fuck you bareback anyways PD.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2008, 05:00:29 PM
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I work for an International Organization, I do the accounting, apprenticeship, work with the membership,- I actually work for my Father. So, at times it can be "fun", joking. Yes, I am quite political, but, yet I am anti-establishment, FIGHT THE POWER. I am for the people, the real people-working people, people that aren't given a chance or opportunity, the single mothers', men, women, and children that are looked over,the people suffering with afflictions whether they be physical, emotional, or spiritual, I am for the children, education for all, world peace, love, hope, prosperity and abundance for all. I used to try to save everyone-I can only save myself, but I believe in the power of Love-it can change things.
So, when is your birthday? You are an aquarius. This is going to be a good month and year for you! Have fun and enjoy the fruits.

Yeah...she sounds crazy assuming this isn't someone from HERE, playing a cruel joke
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on February 05, 2008, 05:01:46 PM
I have no idea what you are talking about.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on February 05, 2008, 05:09:02 PM
hahahahaha
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2008, 07:37:54 PM
People like Yixian?

Holy shit, you learn something new every day.

What about him? :p

He's a cigarillo?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on February 05, 2008, 07:40:29 PM
Who is Yixian and Elektrikluv? I'm out of the loop on these people. Quick sentence (or two if you are feeling bored) summary on why I should care?

Elektrikluv has a vag, is she worthy of beating my dick to?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on February 05, 2008, 07:41:13 PM
elektrikluv is cool.  Yixian is someone from GAF.  All I know
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2008, 07:51:03 PM
Who is Yixian and Elektrikluv? I'm out of the loop on these people. Quick sentence (or two if you are feeling bored) summary on why I should care?

Elektrikluv has a vag, is she worthy of beating my dick to?

Both post on GAF, they're a cute couple.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2008, 07:51:22 PM
Gay
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on February 05, 2008, 07:53:06 PM
Who is Yixian and Elektrikluv? I'm out of the loop on these people. Quick sentence (or two if you are feeling bored) summary on why I should care?

Elektrikluv has a vag, is she worthy of beating my dick to?

Both post on GAF, they're a cute couple.

Aren't you currently trolling for fat white women on OKCupid? Can someone more reliable please provide more input.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2008, 07:54:22 PM
Who is Yixian and Elektrikluv? I'm out of the loop on these people. Quick sentence (or two if you are feeling bored) summary on why I should care?

Elektrikluv has a vag, is she worthy of beating my dick to?

Both post on GAF, they're a cute couple.

Aren't you currently trolling for fat white women on OKCupid? Can someone more reliable please provide more input.

I'll let her post her pic, but she's the best looking girl on GAF.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: T234 on February 05, 2008, 07:57:42 PM
Elektrikluv is a stunner, yixian I dunno about. I don't pay attention to the pics of dudes in the GAF pics thread.

Unless it's bjork  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2008, 08:00:20 PM
Bjork has taken over GAF since his return  :lol
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: T234 on February 05, 2008, 08:02:14 PM
I wish he would tear ass on the gaming side.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on February 05, 2008, 09:05:31 PM
Elektrikluv is a stunner, yixian I dunno about. I don't pay attention to the pics of dudes in the GAF pics thread.

Unless it's bjork  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
but you pay attention to the male pics in the EB post your pics thread!  what gives??
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 06, 2008, 01:36:27 AM
Who is Yixian and Elektrikluv? I'm out of the loop on these people. Quick sentence (or two if you are feeling bored) summary on why I should care?

Elektrikluv has a vag, is she worthy of beating my dick to?

Both post on GAF, they're a cute couple.

Aren't you currently trolling for fat white women on OKCupid? Can someone more reliable please provide more input.

I have no problems with elektrikluv.  As for being worthy of beating your dick to her, well, the internet is chock full of porn.

Yixian on the other hand is a spastic blowhard.  I don't know what he looks like but if I were to take a guess, he is a nail biter.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 06, 2008, 02:42:11 AM
phoenix's crazy girl sounds awesome, send her to me if you don't want her
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: elektrikluv on February 06, 2008, 06:03:05 AM
Who is Yixian and Elektrikluv? I'm out of the loop on these people. Quick sentence (or two if you are feeling bored) summary on why I should care?

Elektrikluv has a vag, is she worthy of beating my dick to?

Both post on GAF, they're a cute couple.

Aren't you currently trolling for fat white women on OKCupid? Can someone more reliable please provide more input.

I have no problems with elektrikluv.  As for being worthy of beating your dick to her, well, the internet is chock full of porn.

Yixian on the other hand is a spastic blowhard.  I don't know what he looks like but if I were to take a guess, he is a nail biter.

He isn't a nail biter xD And I guess I can see why you'd think that from reading his posting history on GAF, but I guess some people just act up when they are on forums. He is most definitely not like that with me, and as all our interaction is done in person I couldn't care less about his forum persona.

And as for him being a cigarillo as Cajole put it, well all I can say is that he isn't? I don't date fegs!

And about what I look like, the next time someone bumps a Pic thread here, I'll post.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on February 06, 2008, 06:04:58 AM
elektrikluv, does size really matter?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: elektrikluv on February 06, 2008, 06:17:04 AM
Only to an extent.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on February 06, 2008, 10:10:55 AM
I like Yixian, although I find it kinda funny that way back when he was asking me of all people for dating advice...  :lol

(Then again, I have 3 dates lined up... one tonight, one Saturday, and one on Mon. All of the girls are Eye-talians too)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on February 06, 2008, 10:56:23 AM
I like Yixian, although I find it kinda funny that way back when he was asking me of all people for dating advice...  :lol

(Then again, I have 3 dates lined up... one tonight, one Saturday, and one on Mon. All of the girls are Eye-talians too)
*high five*!!!!

Are they Gotti-style Italian??  Those are so effin hot.  BIG EARRINGS AND HOT ACCENT PLZ
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on February 06, 2008, 01:52:21 PM
Only to an extent.

What's the biggest penis size you've seen?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on February 06, 2008, 02:27:02 PM
I like Yixian, although I find it kinda funny that way back when he was asking me of all people for dating advice...  :lol

(Then again, I have 3 dates lined up... one tonight, one Saturday, and one on Mon. All of the girls are Eye-talians too)
*high five*!!!!

Are they Gotti-style Italian??  Those are so effin hot.  BIG EARRINGS AND HOT ACCENT PLZ

Hell no, thank God!!! Just regular Long Island Italian girls, none of them really overdo it, one of them has a really thick LI accent and she wears (reasonably-sized) hoop earrings though.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2008, 02:32:55 PM
I wound up chatting with the orca earlier today. PlentyofFish has this IM type service, and she messaged me right as I was planning on signing out. We "talked" for 10min, maybe more. She seems nice, but at the same time I'm not interested in her at all. I don't want to be mean though, or give her the impression I'm snubbing her because of her weight. But once I said I didn't want a girlfriend she started asking me all these questions :/

Orca: What type of person are you?
Me: uh I'm rather reserved, layed back, quiet.
Orca: I could be that
Me: ...
Orca: what are you looking for in a girl?
Me: Someone who's funny, isn't full of themselves, uh smart, and fun to be around
Orca: I could be that for you

 :-\
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 06, 2008, 02:34:57 PM
Sounds like a slut.  Hit in and pop your cherry.  You got to get over this hump.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on February 06, 2008, 02:37:04 PM
You typed layed

cigarillo, she knows you're home-schooled now
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on February 06, 2008, 02:43:59 PM
Sounds like a slut.  Hit in and pop your cherry.  You got to get over this hump.
that's a fucking mountain.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2008, 02:46:33 PM
Sounds like a slut.  Hit in and pop your cherry.  You got to get over this hump.
that's a fucking mountain.

Pretty much. My profile is getting a few hits a week; a better prospect has to show up!
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 06, 2008, 02:56:00 PM
A 27 years old TV producer sent a photo nudge and 'requested communication' on eharmoney. Still not paying the membership fee.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2008, 02:58:02 PM
A 27 years old TV producer sent a photo nudge and 'requested communication' on eharmoney. Still not paying the membership fee.

A lot of times those pay sites rear in trial users with message bots; once you sign up you might realize this person doesn't exist.

I suggest Ok Cupid, or Plenty of Fish; while 70% of the Michigan chicks I find are ugly or fat, a good deal of the Canadian chicks are hot

Latest person to nudge me: http://www.plentyoffish.com/member6445643.htm#in
...huh
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 06, 2008, 03:00:46 PM
The hermit life is for me.
Fuck women!
spoiler (click to show/hide)
just not literally
[close]

edit: she has a nice body. FOR A BOY!
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on February 06, 2008, 03:18:03 PM
ROFL, you cant be serious with that
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 06, 2008, 03:22:28 PM
That's a dude. :lol
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on February 06, 2008, 03:22:57 PM
That's a dude. :lol

(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/CajoleJuice/veronicamad.jpg)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: T234 on February 06, 2008, 03:23:39 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2008, 03:26:23 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on February 06, 2008, 03:27:16 PM
smh
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 06, 2008, 03:32:14 PM
:'(
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: elektrikluv on February 06, 2008, 07:05:56 PM
Only to an extent.

What's the biggest penis size you've seen?

8
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 06, 2008, 07:13:08 PM
Only to an extent.

What's the biggest penis size you've seen?

8

Did you measure it?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on February 06, 2008, 07:23:26 PM
Only to an extent.

What's the biggest penis size you've seen?

8

Was it black?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on February 06, 2008, 07:24:01 PM
Only to an extent.

What's the biggest penis size you've seen?

8

Did you measure it?

God damn you are gay
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 06, 2008, 07:26:40 PM
 :supergay
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2008, 10:41:50 PM
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member6445643.htm#in

She contacted me. Maybe she looks manly because of the athletics? The face pic is kinda cute though
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on February 06, 2008, 10:49:16 PM
(http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/47/pnikv1nyoo_22988325.jpg)

this woman is totally straight and does not own any kd lang
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2008, 10:52:39 PM
She must think I'm a big fit black man

I've got a bit of a belly, but my legs are fit as fuck
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on February 06, 2008, 10:53:24 PM
PD, that girl looks pretty cute in the first pic... meet with her and hope she looks more like the first pic. Certainly better than the orca you initially posted. Go for it, you'll never get anywhere if you don't try...

EDIT: Was looking around a bit on plentyoffish.com, site should be called plentyofwhales.com, lots of fatties. I still reckon Match has a higher quality of girls.

Heh, this is one of my matches on OKC today... http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=icarus_anagke (http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=icarus_anagke)

In her profile it says, You should message me if: "If you want to chatter far too intensely about the motivations of villains in Squaresoft games, especially the ones set in Ivalice."

Sounds interesting, but gamer girls are usually weird.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2008, 10:56:41 PM
PD, that girl looks pretty cute in the first pic... meet with her and hope she looks more like the first pic. Certainly better than the orca you initially posted. Go for it, you'll never get anywhere if you don't try...

Definitely. I would do it...although at the same time going on a date with a white chick :/

I'm not racist but I'd kinda feel bummbed due to certain stereotypes
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 06, 2008, 10:57:35 PM
(http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/47/pnikv1nyoo_22988325.jpg)

this woman is totally straight and does not own any kd lang

 ???

(http://www.yardbarker.com/images/players/xt.fss-l.mlb.com-p.1917.gif)

:rofl
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on February 06, 2008, 10:58:18 PM
PD, that girl looks pretty cute in the first pic... meet with her and hope she looks more like the first pic. Certainly better than the orca you initially posted. Go for it, you'll never get anywhere if you don't try...

Definitely. I would do it...although at the same time going on a date with a white chick :/

I'm not racist but I'd kinda feel bummbed due to certain stereotypes

read white whine so you have something to talk about
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 06, 2008, 11:03:08 PM
she doesn't drink but she loves to party? JESUS FREAK TOTAL.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on February 06, 2008, 11:04:05 PM
but she's non-religious

maybe she's hopped up on meth
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: brawndolicious on February 07, 2008, 12:25:18 AM
PD, that girl looks pretty cute in the first pic... meet with her and hope she looks more like the first pic. Certainly better than the orca you initially posted. Go for it, you'll never get anywhere if you don't try...

Definitely. I would do it...although at the same time going on a date with a white chick :/

I'm not racist but I'd kinda feel bummbed due to certain stereotypes
Do you think you of all people have a choice?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on February 07, 2008, 01:03:05 AM
PD, that girl looks pretty cute in the first pic... meet with her and hope she looks more like the first pic. Certainly better than the orca you initially posted. Go for it, you'll never get anywhere if you don't try...

EDIT: Was looking around a bit on plentyoffish.com, site should be called plentyofwhales.com, lots of fatties. I still reckon Match has a higher quality of girls.

Heh, this is one of my matches on OKC today... http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=icarus_anagke (http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=icarus_anagke)

In her profile it says, You should message me if: "If you want to chatter far too intensely about the motivations of villains in Squaresoft games, especially the ones set in Ivalice."

Sounds interesting, but gamer girls are usually weird.

she's bisexual, and loves games - she isnt interested at all in you ramming your italian sausage in her slit
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: drew on February 07, 2008, 01:08:28 AM
You are being too kind.  Years ago I was fully convinced only pretty girls went to college.  More recently, I believed only pretty, glasses-wearing hotties went to business school.

Wrong on both accounts.  In an alternate universe, I'd rather do myself than anyone in my 2 accounting classes.  :'(

pssssssssssssst...all the hot girls are in art school.  (http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r126/Drewsy_photobucket/shhh.gif)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: cloudwalking on February 07, 2008, 10:13:36 AM
You are being too kind.  Years ago I was fully convinced only pretty girls went to college.  More recently, I believed only pretty, glasses-wearing hotties went to business school.

Wrong on both accounts.  In an alternate universe, I'd rather do myself than anyone in my 2 accounting classes.  :'(

pssssssssssssst...all the hot girls are in art school.  (http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r126/Drewsy_photobucket/shhh.gif)

I took a history elective last semester and I was blown away by all the hot girls in that class.  Out of 250 students, there must've been at least 75 genuinely cute or hot girls in the class.

Why do hot women only pick worthless majors?  :(

because they realize they don't really need to go to college, they can just find a rich man to take care of them and become an upper class trophy housewife
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2008, 10:16:03 AM
Does Jarosh even have a job
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: cloudwalking on February 07, 2008, 10:19:45 AM
he stands on the corner with his laptop and offers to photoshop people

more profitable than you'd think
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: elektrikluv on February 07, 2008, 10:28:34 AM
Quote
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member6445643.htm#in

She contacted me. Maybe she looks manly because of the athletics? The face pic is kinda cute though

PD, one of my main criticisms about these girls is that they sound really really stupid (besides the hot black 23 year old). I can understand that some men are willing to put up with a stupid girl if she is good looking (for obvious reasons), but these girls are really not and therefore I don't get the willingness to go out/meet up with them!
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2008, 10:35:11 AM
Quote
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member6445643.htm#in

She contacted me. Maybe she looks manly because of the athletics? The face pic is kinda cute though

PD, one of my main criticisms about these girls is that they sound really really stupid (besides the hot black 23 year old). I can understand that some men are willing to put up with a stupid girl if she is good looking (for obvious reasons), but these girls are really not and therefore I don't get the willingness to go out/meet up with them!

I'm not interested in meeting any of them to be honest, I just find this process somewhat interesting. I'd have to drive awhile to meet this girl for instance, which isn't worth it. I'm not desperate despite my post history  :lol

And yeah, I agree about stupid girls: in fact in my profile I listed that as a turn off. I find this chick interesting because she's athletic; she seems pretty cool despite trying to talk like a hood rat
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Boogie on February 07, 2008, 11:20:02 AM
You are being too kind.  Years ago I was fully convinced only pretty girls went to college.  More recently, I believed only pretty, glasses-wearing hotties went to business school.

Wrong on both accounts.  In an alternate universe, I'd rather do myself than anyone in my 2 accounting classes.  :'(

pssssssssssssst...all the hot girls are in art school.  (http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r126/Drewsy_photobucket/shhh.gif)

I took a history elective last semester and I was blown away by all the hot girls in that class.  Out of 250 students, there must've been at least 75 genuinely cute or hot girls in the class.

Why do hot women only pick worthless majors?  :(

Worthless?!  Why you little....  >:(
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on February 07, 2008, 11:42:14 AM
Quote
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member6445643.htm#in

She contacted me. Maybe she looks manly because of the athletics? The face pic is kinda cute though

PD, one of my main criticisms about these girls is that they sound really really stupid (besides the hot black 23 year old). I can understand that some men are willing to put up with a stupid girl if she is good looking (for obvious reasons), but these girls are really not and therefore I don't get the willingness to go out/meet up with them!

My mom's freaking out right now because the girl I've been hanging out with only has an Associate's degree (and I have a Master's) and a low-wage job... I don't think guys (at least I myself don't) care about intelligence as much as looks and personality (does she treat you right and respect you?). I'm looking to go out and have a good time with a fun and sweet girl, not wax philosophical over the collective works of Dostyevsky...
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 07, 2008, 11:45:07 AM
Boogie: Make sure you teach some history as you arrest perps, it'd be like a Lifetime Original Movie
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on February 07, 2008, 11:46:52 AM
Boogie: Make sure you teach some history as you arrest perps, it'd be like a Lifetime Original Movie

you know why i'm arresting you?  transporting meth.  meth was originally conceived in a japanese laboratory in the 1930s where its original vector was oral insertation, not like what i did to your mom last night, it means it was a pill.  it was then... hey, you listenin' to me, shitbird?  it was given to members of the japanese military where it was used to...
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 07, 2008, 11:51:02 AM
"alright already lock me up!"
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2008, 11:54:50 AM
Quote
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member6445643.htm#in

She contacted me. Maybe she looks manly because of the athletics? The face pic is kinda cute though

PD, one of my main criticisms about these girls is that they sound really really stupid (besides the hot black 23 year old). I can understand that some men are willing to put up with a stupid girl if she is good looking (for obvious reasons), but these girls are really not and therefore I don't get the willingness to go out/meet up with them!

My mom's freaking out right now because the girl I've been hanging out with only has an Associate's degree (and I have a Master's) and a low-wage job... I don't think guys (at least I myself don't) care about intelligence as much as looks and personality (does she treat you right and respect you?). I'm looking to go out and have a good time with a fun and sweet girl, not wax philosophical over the collective works of Dostyevsky...

What does a dj need a masters for?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 07, 2008, 11:57:32 AM
You are being too kind.  Years ago I was fully convinced only pretty girls went to college.  More recently, I believed only pretty, glasses-wearing hotties went to business school.

Wrong on both accounts.  In an alternate universe, I'd rather do myself than anyone in my 2 accounting classes.  :'(

pssssssssssssst...all the hot girls are in art school.  (http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r126/Drewsy_photobucket/shhh.gif)

I took a history elective last semester and I was blown away by all the hot girls in that class.  Out of 250 students, there must've been at least 75 genuinely cute or hot girls in the class.

Why do hot women only pick worthless majors?  :(

Worthless?!  Why you little....  >:(
Philosophy is the exception to the rule.  Very few women study philosophy, and the few that do are not very attractive. The hottest girls seem to gravitate towards the soft sciences or business.   
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2008, 12:02:15 PM
Lots of dark haired, square spectacled women in philosophy I guess
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 07, 2008, 12:15:19 PM
Lots of dark haired, square spectacled women in philosophy I guess
Each failed her philosophy of make-up class.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on February 07, 2008, 12:16:32 PM
Lots of dark haired, square spectacled women in philosophy I guess

aka hotties
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on February 07, 2008, 12:40:06 PM
Quote
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member6445643.htm#in

She contacted me. Maybe she looks manly because of the athletics? The face pic is kinda cute though

PD, one of my main criticisms about these girls is that they sound really really stupid (besides the hot black 23 year old). I can understand that some men are willing to put up with a stupid girl if she is good looking (for obvious reasons), but these girls are really not and therefore I don't get the willingness to go out/meet up with them!

My mom's freaking out right now because the girl I've been hanging out with only has an Associate's degree (and I have a Master's) and a low-wage job... I don't think guys (at least I myself don't) care about intelligence as much as looks and personality (does she treat you right and respect you?). I'm looking to go out and have a good time with a fun and sweet girl, not wax philosophical over the collective works of Dostyevsky...

What does a dj need a masters for?

I only DJ for fun, I'm actually a software/systems engineer at a major defense contractor.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 08, 2008, 08:55:56 PM
Quote
My mom's freaking out right now because the girl I've been hanging out with only has an Associate's degree (and I have a Master's) and a low-wage job... I don't think guys (at least I myself don't) care about intelligence as much as looks and personality (does she treat you right and respect you?).

for anyone with whom I'd have an extended relationship (i.e. more than an hour and a half or so) intelligence is really important.  this was driven home for me last fall when I spent the night with two very cute girls who were really into me, but I didn't much enjoy it because their conversation was so inane.  If I can't talk to someone, I can't connect with them, and if they're not intelligent, I can't talk to them.

Looks don't matter that much beyond a certain low threshold.  When you get close enough, instinct or whatever starts kicking in and you're not paying much attention to what's going on visually anyway.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2008, 09:06:36 PM
Intelligence and personality do not matter when you're trying to fuck a random slut.

Intelligence and personality must meet a very small quota when you're trying to fuck a girl more than once.

Intelligence and personality matter just as much, if not more when you're trying to actually date a girl.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2008, 09:10:37 PM
Quote
Intelligence and personality do not matter when you're trying to fuck a random slut.

well, i think if they are low IQ and have a 'needy' personality, it makes it a lot easier!

touche!
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2008, 06:30:01 PM
(http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/43/osseo_matchmaking_17971631.jpg)

Quote
hello boo how are u? i've been lookin at your page for a couple dayz figured i'd say hello. u look like some1 i know. you used to live in bellville? anyway i'd love to talk plus i noticed you don't like to far away :)

 :-\


Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on April 02, 2008, 06:41:49 PM
the future of the black male
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on April 02, 2008, 06:43:54 PM
(http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/43/osseo_matchmaking_17971631.jpg)

Quote
hello boo how are u? i've been lookin at your page for a couple dayz figured i'd say hello. u look like some1 i know. you used to live in bellville? anyway i'd love to talk plus i noticed you don't like to far away :)

 :-\




She;ll have your baby!  :lol :lol
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2008, 06:47:28 PM
I must be cursed. Honestly I've barely paid any attention to my profiles, but everytime I check to see who's viewing it...I see fat white chicks. And none of my best matches are black on OkCupid
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 02, 2008, 06:49:00 PM
how many views/day do you typically get?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2008, 06:52:52 PM
I don't know if the site tracks official numbers but it seems like 3-4 people stalk my page a day on OkCupid. Dunno about plentyoffish - maybe a couple a week
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Robo on April 02, 2008, 06:59:13 PM
Isn't it that "# stalks per week" statistic to the left?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2008, 07:07:34 PM
You're right; as I expected it's 4
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Robo on April 02, 2008, 07:10:50 PM
Mine says 68 stalks per week.  :rock  I should start pimping myself out.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2008, 07:13:46 PM
wtf where are you, California?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Robo on April 02, 2008, 07:15:15 PM
D.C. metro area must have a large percentage of lonely people.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2008, 07:18:28 PM
Post some of yer stalkers

(http://panther.is2.okcimg.com/users/152/878/15387984723130242135/p831381821.jpg)
 :-\

(http://panther.is3.okcimg.com/users/986/574/9875743665512943408/p30955851.jpg)
on the right!
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 02, 2008, 07:21:39 PM
I will never ever post any poor girl's picture here for y'all to abuse, may God strike me down with lightning if I do.
(The fact that I don't even believe in God just makes it that much more drastic)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Robo on April 02, 2008, 07:33:31 PM
I really hope that chick with the 40oz is at costume party.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2008, 07:37:51 PM
I really hope that chick with the 40oz is at costume party.

Apparently she loves to play dress up

(http://panther.is3.okcimg.com/users/152/878/15387984723130242135/p494702101.jpg)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Himu on April 02, 2008, 07:42:26 PM
Fuck online dating. They don't go for black men at all or something. No one's messaged me in a month. I hate my life. The women around me aren't datable to me, and the women on okcupid don't message me. On top of that, Felicia never calls me back or even responds to my emails.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2008, 07:44:44 PM
PM me your okcupid page and I'll PM you mine. I just want to see the pics/descriptions you have. I have a feeling that you probably scare petite, nerdy women who like anime
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2008, 07:58:37 PM
Quote
I am a distinctive individual due to how I dress. I don't dress like the average 22 year old, especially for a black man. I tend to try to dress with dignity, and many people comment that the way I dress makes me look smart. I'm not sure if this is an insult of compliment!

 ::)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on April 02, 2008, 08:00:00 PM
hahahaha
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Himu on April 02, 2008, 08:00:59 PM
Quote
nice, introverted, and innovative

::)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Himu on April 02, 2008, 08:01:59 PM
63% Match, 76% Friend, 22% Enemy

oh dear god okcupid thinks we're 63% match worthy
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 02, 2008, 08:31:25 PM
Quote
I'm not sure if this is an insult of compliment!

It's a boat of car.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Robo on April 02, 2008, 09:09:17 PM
I have this chick at the top of my stalker list, although I'm pretty certain it's a spambot:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
possibly nsfw
http://panther.is2.okcimg.com/users/166/174/16617530519890368076/p165310584.jpg
http://panther.is3.okcimg.com/users/166/174/16617530519890368076/p553595375.jpg
[close]

I had to send a message anyway.  Couldn't resist.

I'm surprised by most of my list, actually.  Far fewer heffers than I expected.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 02, 2008, 09:13:01 PM
(http://panther.is2.okcimg.com/users/152/878/15387984723130242135/p831381821.jpg)

:rofl :rofl

Date this one.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on April 02, 2008, 09:48:10 PM
Post some of yer stalkers

(http://panther.is3.okcimg.com/users/986/574/9875743665512943408/p30955851.jpg)
on the right!
WTF HIT IT!
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Akala on April 02, 2008, 11:06:13 PM
WTF HIT IT!

Seconded. Now you have to.  :heartbeat
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on April 02, 2008, 11:09:31 PM
(http://panther.is3.okcimg.com/users/986/574/9875743665512943408/p30955851.jpg)
on the right!


come on

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 03, 2008, 11:29:20 AM
WTF?  The cute girl who I bombed in conversation with earlier is looking at my profile again.  I dunno what to do in this kind of situation.  I mean, why would another attempt turn out any different?  Isn't trying the same thing over and over and expecting a different result a definition of insanity?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Rman on April 03, 2008, 11:36:53 AM
The one on the right can't be older than 12.  Bail out, PD.  You don't want to be on Dateline.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on April 03, 2008, 11:46:25 AM
Haven't been having much luck on the dating sites. I got a date tonight but I'm peeling and I look disgusting :( And it's a coffee date, the lamest kind :( She's a cute girl, I am just mostly going in an attempt to try and get over the last girl (who still wants to get dinner and who I suspect is gaming me)...
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on April 03, 2008, 12:11:29 PM
The one on the right can't be older than 12.  Bail out, PD.  You don't want to be on Dateline.
she's a cutie   wtf? 
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Rman on April 03, 2008, 12:12:46 PM
She looks underage, Mupepe.  You don't agree?   :spin
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 03, 2008, 12:13:08 PM
Def underage
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on April 03, 2008, 12:18:46 PM
She looks underage, Mupepe.  You don't agree?   :spin
Nope.  I see tons of hispanic girls that look like that and are like 21 or 22.  Or have they been lying to me?  oh shit  :'(
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 03, 2008, 12:30:26 PM
she's 18!

(http://panther.is2.okcimg.com/users/986/574/9875743665512943408/p766745395.jpg)

(http://panther.is2.okcimg.com/users/986/574/9875743665512943408/p55014281.jpg)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on April 03, 2008, 12:31:30 PM
fuck yeah, i'd hit it.  do it, pd. 
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 03, 2008, 12:35:48 PM
What's with all the ugly scrunched noses and tongues?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on April 03, 2008, 12:37:20 PM
What's with all the ugly scrunched noses and tongues?
Does it matter?  She's not fat and she's not white.  So she automatically destroys the rest of PD's suitors
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on April 03, 2008, 12:46:29 PM
Fuck online dating, Nerdy Cute Girl finally came around.

We made out for like an hour and a half. Then one of the guys at the party decided to be bisexual and grope both of us. We left after that and stumbled past the police station downtown while occasionally stopping to make out some more.

FTW.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 03, 2008, 01:20:57 PM
she's 18!

(http://panther.is2.okcimg.com/users/986/574/9875743665512943408/p766745395.jpg)


And a poet.  :lol

Sure she's isn't 12?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on April 03, 2008, 01:21:47 PM
PD, hit that or send her my way.  WTF man.
finally!  a man with some taste!

Fuck online dating, Nerdy Cute Girl finally came around.

We made out for like an hour and a half. Then one of the guys at the party decided to be bisexual and grope both of us. We left after that and stumbled past the police station downtown while occasionally stopping to make out some more.

FTW.
kinky!  you should have gotten off in a back alley somewhere
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on April 03, 2008, 01:26:16 PM
Not to mention, he doesn't have any other options that come (cum) close to her!
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 03, 2008, 01:28:38 PM
But she wears big sun-glasses!
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on April 03, 2008, 01:30:44 PM
But she wears big sun-glasses!
ever jizzed on big sun glasses?  It ain't no joke
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on April 03, 2008, 01:32:32 PM
I wore Tool, A Perfect Circle and Matchbox Twenty shirts when I was 18 thinking I was some sort of beauty pageant winner.  She'll learn.  I can help.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 03, 2008, 01:37:19 PM
that girl is such a skeeze :drool
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on April 03, 2008, 01:37:36 PM
that girl is such a skeeze :drool
I like you more and more every day
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on April 03, 2008, 04:43:24 PM
Fuck online dating, Nerdy Cute Girl finally came around.

We made out for like an hour and a half. Then one of the guys at the party decided to be bisexual and grope both of us. We left after that and stumbled past the police station downtown while occasionally stopping to make out some more.

FTW.

Awesome, this won't affect our Smash match later tonite, now, will it? :P Actually, I have a date tonight (and tomorrow - meeting a girl to see Matthew Dear, a minimal DJ, in Brooklyn), that I postponed for a little bit just to get in the match  :lol
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 12, 2008, 10:52:48 PM
I'm now facing a set of problems somewhat different from what I was facing a year ago :drool :D  ???  8) :'(  :-[  :)  ??? ???
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on April 13, 2008, 12:53:00 AM
Date tonight seemed hopefully to go pretty well. Girl was MUCH better looking in person, we had a good time, played some games at Dave and Busters... played the trivia game and was showing her some of the classic games. She's never played Donkey Kong before but she likes DKC, so I was showing her the original DK and Mario Bros and Qix and shit. I had a really nice time, crossing my fingers she's interested in a second date.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on April 13, 2008, 06:41:43 AM
Scratch that, online dating is cool again.

Honestly, I think I'm just going to have a lot of drunken sex and give up temporarily on getting in a relationship. All sorts of girls want to fuck me now, they just don't want to date me.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on April 13, 2008, 06:45:47 AM
Aren't you in college? Dur
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on April 14, 2008, 12:33:04 PM
Yeah, I need to post this profile:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=iheartyourguts (http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=iheartyourguts)

If she lived closer this would definitely be a one night stand of awesome. She's attracted to skinny nerdy guys with glasses. I pretty much qualify on every level.

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: T234 on April 14, 2008, 01:06:00 PM
EPIC MATCH
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 14, 2008, 03:48:19 PM
These days I get a ton of women looking at my profile but nobody ever messages me, or even replies to my messages.  I must be really shitty at writing profiles and messages.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on April 14, 2008, 04:03:37 PM
(http://panther.is0.okcimg.com/users/446/944/4469447568845440845/p772643403.jpg)

WIN
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: bud on April 14, 2008, 04:06:44 PM
she sounds so angry :drool
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on April 14, 2008, 04:11:25 PM
I'D HIT IT
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on April 14, 2008, 04:16:32 PM
loose, tiny vagina?  makes no sense
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on April 14, 2008, 04:28:26 PM
you need to spend more time with a vagina.  i think you're confused about how they work
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on April 14, 2008, 04:39:20 PM
ParticleReality makes me want to post an actual picture of a vagina and like explain the concept to him.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 14, 2008, 05:18:26 PM
she is a 69% match for me.  libertarians :(
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on April 14, 2008, 05:24:28 PM
she is a 69% match for me.  libertarians :(

62% for me. From what she sounds like though, she just wants to fuck around, and I fit her requirements.

Maybe it's time to drive to Georgia, lmao.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on April 14, 2008, 05:50:37 PM
I've been talking to some girl from Brooklyn on OKC lately, asked her if she wanted to meet up in the city sometime... no response yet though :( Not really a big fan of traveling out to the city, but at this point I will do it if a woman is involved.

My big hope right now is that the girl who I went out with on Sat was interested enough to want to date me, and I can go out with her and totally move on from the other girl I liked.

I've also took some steps into actually going up to women in person... haven't gotten to the point where I get a # yet, but for someone who's relied on the crutch of meeting people online since about 2003 (when he graduated college), it's a fairly large step. And what do you know, I actually have been noticing some girls smiling at me and checking me out, even though I think I'm not really that attractive.  :-\
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on April 14, 2008, 06:02:43 PM
I've been talking to some girl from Brooklyn on OKC lately, asked her if she wanted to meet up in the city sometime... no response yet though :( Not really a big fan of traveling out to the city, but at this point I will do it if a woman is involved.

My big hope right now is that the girl who I went out with on Sat was interested enough to want to date me, and I can go out with her and totally move on from the other girl I liked.

I've also took some steps into actually going up to women in person... haven't gotten to the point where I get a # yet, but for someone who's relied on the crutch of meeting people online since about 2003 (when he graduated college), it's a fairly large step. And what do you know, I actually have been noticing some girls smiling at me and checking me out, even though I think I'm not really that attractive.  :-\

Good luck sir.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 18, 2008, 12:28:38 AM
I joined OKCupid yesterday. Unfortunately, all my matches are dogs with fleas. And there seem to be a lot of obese bisexuals. This is probably because I answered the political questions honestly (I didn't know that I had become such a leftist).

I think I’m going to start a new account and not answer a single political or religious question in an attempt to avoid the Women's Studies majors.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 19, 2008, 11:11:44 AM
OK, I definitely have a thriving virtual love life now, getting more than enough messages and IM requests.  Time to disengage for a while to put my real life in order.

I gave very left-leaning answers to all political questions and have plenty of attractive matches.  Granted I make a point of having low standards (highly recommended, guaranteed to make you much happier) but some of them have pictures even you'd probably approve of.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Akala on April 19, 2008, 01:03:25 PM
Granted I make a point of having low standards (highly recommended, guaranteed to make you much happier) but some of them have pictures even you'd probably approve of.

Post pics of the ones we wouldn't!  :hyper :yuck :hyper
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on April 19, 2008, 01:52:02 PM
So I went on a date Thurs night with a girl... the girl wasn't bad, there was just nothing too special about her, but one of the things she said is that she was showing my profile to her friend... and her friend was like "no, don't go for him!" and she was like "why, he seems really cool!", she was like "but he says he plays video games". That sucks. And the last girl I liked told me I play way too many video games.  :-\
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on April 19, 2008, 06:55:44 PM
So I went on a date Thurs night with a girl... the girl wasn't bad, there was just nothing too special about her, but one of the things she said is that she was showing my profile to her friend... and her friend was like "no, don't go for him!" and she was like "why, he seems really cool!", she was like "but he says he plays video games". That sucks. And the last girl I liked told me I play way too many video games.  :-\

That's a flaw with women. Not you.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 19, 2008, 07:10:34 PM
awesome, I don't play video games

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I just spend half my waking hours reading distinguished mentally-challenged discussions about them
[close]
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: elektrikluv on April 19, 2008, 07:17:48 PM
Yeah you playing video games isn't a flaw. Just those girls don't share the interest.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on April 19, 2008, 07:37:07 PM
So I went on a date Thurs night with a girl... the girl wasn't bad, there was just nothing too special about her, but one of the things she said is that she was showing my profile to her friend... and her friend was like "no, don't go for him!" and she was like "why, he seems really cool!", she was like "but he says he plays video games". That sucks. And the last girl I liked told me I play way too many video games.  :-\

I'm gonna tell you right now, if you drop video games for pussy, you are the biggest cigarillo i ever know

dont EVER change for a woman, EVER

if she cant deal that you play games, she is not worth the time of day, move on
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 19, 2008, 08:06:42 PM
So I went on a date Thurs night with a girl... the girl wasn't bad, there was just nothing too special about her, but one of the things she said is that she was showing my profile to her friend... and her friend was like "no, don't go for him!" and she was like "why, he seems really cool!", she was like "but he says he plays video games". That sucks. And the last girl I liked told me I play way too many video games.  :-\

I'm gonna tell you right now, if you drop video games for pussy, you are the biggest cigarillo i ever know

dont EVER change for a woman, EVER

if she cant deal that you play games, she is not worth the time of day, move on

REALEST TALK.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2008, 08:15:14 PM
So I went on a date Thurs night with a girl... the girl wasn't bad, there was just nothing too special about her, but one of the things she said is that she was showing my profile to her friend... and her friend was like "no, don't go for him!" and she was like "why, he seems really cool!", she was like "but he says he plays video games". That sucks. And the last girl I liked told me I play way too many video games.  :-\
No girls have ever gotten mad at me for playing too many games, except when i was ruining my life with a speed + Dynasty Warriors combo.

Probably because you're sexy and can cook :bow
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 19, 2008, 10:09:28 PM
I gotta try this out
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bildi on April 19, 2008, 10:22:10 PM
So I went on a date Thurs night with a girl... the girl wasn't bad, there was just nothing too special about her, but one of the things she said is that she was showing my profile to her friend... and her friend was like "no, don't go for him!" and she was like "why, he seems really cool!", she was like "but he says he plays video games". That sucks. And the last girl I liked told me I play way too many video games.  :-\

I agree with everyone.  Unless you're obsessed with gaming beyond reason, if a chick thinks lowly of your videogaming, piss her off.  The girl you went out with sounds good since she still went out with you.  But as for her friend, kick her in the cunt.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 20, 2008, 04:25:19 AM
Quote
I'm gonna tell you right now, if you drop video games for pussy, you are the biggest cigarillo i ever know

I bet you'll change your tune when MS starts giving out achievement points for sexual encounters
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: etiolate on April 20, 2008, 04:36:18 AM
I don't think I could date a girl opposed to my interests.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: demi on April 20, 2008, 04:36:31 AM
Quote
I'm gonna tell you right now, if you drop video games for pussy, you are the biggest cigarillo i ever know

I bet you'll change your tune when MS starts giving out achievement points for sexual encounters

My gamerscore will still be higher than yours :lol
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 20, 2008, 10:34:06 AM
Quote
I'm gonna tell you right now, if you drop video games for pussy, you are the biggest cigarillo i ever know

I bet you'll change your tune when MS starts giving out achievement points for sexual encounters

He'd be the same old achievement whore.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 20, 2008, 11:43:58 AM
Me and Particle gonna start online dating.

Wish us luck guys.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on April 20, 2008, 12:41:35 PM
Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with you guys... I wouldn't give up gaming for a girl, because the kinds of girls I would want to be dating/marrying/fucking/etc would accept my interests. Besides, the one girl I went out recently that I actually really liked, plays video games herself (Mario games, Wii, DS, RPGs... basically the shit I like!)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 20, 2008, 12:51:54 PM
Me and Particle gonna start online dating.

Wish us luck guys.

Your making Particle the cool young dude, aren't you?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2008, 01:11:22 PM
PR always struck me as a power bottom
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 20, 2008, 01:29:52 PM
Me and Particle gonna start online dating.

Wish us luck guys.

Your making Particle the cool young dude, aren't you?

Twinks are only in homosexual relationships.

This is a hetrosexual relationship.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 20, 2008, 01:46:13 PM
Well that clears up Junpei's current input/output standing
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 20, 2008, 02:18:07 PM
I'm the girl.

It says "Female" in my profile for a reason.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on April 20, 2008, 02:34:32 PM
Yeah you playing video games isn't a flaw. Just those girls don't share the interest.
:bow :bow
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 20, 2008, 02:42:59 PM
I'm the girl.

It says "Female" in my profile for a reason.

You can't trick me.

Not again.

After you know, all those other times.

Seriously, never again.

Give us a chance. Mama needs some lovin.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2008, 03:02:55 PM
Junpei post a pic of your hair plz
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 20, 2008, 03:06:28 PM
Quote
NEVER AGAIN

.

 :gloomy Well,if you change your mind...

Junpei post a pic of your hair plz

What for?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2008, 03:08:49 PM
I want to see if it's straight
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on April 20, 2008, 03:10:45 PM
I'll date Junpei
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 20, 2008, 03:16:22 PM
I'm the girl.

It says "Female" in my profile for a reason.

You can't trick me.

Not again.

After you know, all those other times.

Seriously, never again.

Give us a chance. Mama needs some lovin.

Thats just creepy :lol
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 20, 2008, 03:35:28 PM
I can confirm that he is a girl.

Go for it PR. 
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 20, 2008, 03:52:14 PM
I have a feeling cheeseburger Surprise is gonna come back in style
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 20, 2008, 04:24:36 PM
You have a learning disability? 
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 20, 2008, 04:32:34 PM
Quote
Isn't it just easier to meet a girl at uni/work/out in the wild/bar then online dating?

I once met a girl in a bar and broke it off when I discovered she wrote awful poetry.  Another time I met a hot girl in a coffeeshop and went with her to a dance party; I lost interest when I learned she liked to post journal entries in textspeak.  With online dating you see her writing skill right off the bat so there are no nasty surprises.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 20, 2008, 04:37:39 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2008, 04:41:16 PM
You have a learning disability? 

Yeah.

you do look a bit inbred
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on April 20, 2008, 05:25:18 PM
Quote
Isn't it just easier to meet a girl at uni/work/out in the wild/bar then online dating?

I once met a girl in a bar and broke it off when I discovered she wrote awful poetry.  Another time I met a hot girl in a coffeeshop and went with her to a dance party; I lost interest when I learned she liked to post journal entries in textspeak.  With online dating you see her writing skill right off the bat so there are no nasty surprises.

purely legitimate reason to stop seeing someone

the nyt did an article exploring if it's ok to dump someone because of reading habits.

they said, ultimately, it was shallow, but still, i have no problems judging people by what they read watch and to which they listen
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 20, 2008, 05:25:36 PM
Look, I don't care if you aren't a girl(Though, I do prefer it). You just gotta be honest with me. Building any sort of relationship based on lies isn't my cup of tea, dawg.

I'm sorry,I'll be honest with you from now on.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mondain on April 20, 2008, 06:05:06 PM
So I went on a date Thurs night with a girl... the girl wasn't bad, there was just nothing too special about her, but one of the things she said is that she was showing my profile to her friend... and her friend was like "no, don't go for him!" and she was like "why, he seems really cool!", she was like "but he says he plays video games". That sucks. And the last girl I liked told me I play way too many video games.  :-\

can u cut and paste your profile's text
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: elektrikluv on April 20, 2008, 06:21:35 PM
Writing skills are a big deal to me too. I've been interested in guys and as soon as I spoke to them online I found them to be so boring and dim and instantly lost interest, "hi hows u, kl, wot u up 2?" and that'll be it :/ I don't get how some people can be talkative and appear intelligent in person but as soon as you talk to them online, theyre a whole different person with nothing to say and the most terrible writing skills.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on April 20, 2008, 06:29:26 PM
Is that why you stopped talking to me???
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 20, 2008, 07:39:31 PM
Look, I don't care if you aren't a girl(Though, I do prefer it). You just gotta be honest with me. Building any sort of relationship based on lies isn't my cup of tea, dawg.

I'm sorry,I'll be honest with you from now on.

Okay, good. So for the last time, what are you?

A miserable of pile of secrets.  :kylielaff I know,I'm horrible.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: trippingmartian on April 20, 2008, 08:45:30 PM
This thread has been pretty informative.

Just joined 'plenty' last night. I have a couple people bookmarked, but I don't know if I'll really go through with trying it out. My brother met a couple of headcases online.

Is it safe to assume that anyone w/o a profile pic is a monstrous abomination? Or are some people just trying to be 'off the radar' for other reasons?

I find it hilarious that there is a drugs question. I chose "prefer not to answer" even though I've only done pot a handful of times in my 26 years.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2008, 10:14:46 PM
Most people without pics are either old or fat
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 20, 2008, 10:28:18 PM
how does plenty compare with okc?  okc seems good for hipster nerds (my target market)
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2008, 10:30:53 PM
Plenty is full of overweight women as well as average looking chicks. Overall OCK is superior imo, although Plenty seems better for finding intimate encounters
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 20, 2008, 10:32:11 PM
The only reason I joined OKC originally, by the way, is that a profile happened to show up in Google search results for the phrase "generalized abstract nonsense".  I would never have considered joining a dating site before, but figured any site with a (female) user into algebraic topology and category theory had to be different and less tacky than others

I'd like the potential for new friends and new forum drama, not just dating by itself.  I think the OKC forums are shaping up pretty well, considering how much worse they could've been.  Sadly, there are still a lot of really tacky aspects of OKC, like the IM client, the color scheme, and the fact that the page title for when you view a message is "An intimate message".  WTF, I just want to ask her a question about programming language semantics.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: elektrikluv on April 21, 2008, 05:20:30 AM
Is that why you stopped talking to me???

I didn't stop talking to you! I've been away in another city. Your writing skills are excellent.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on April 21, 2008, 12:43:13 PM
Is that why you stopped talking to me???

I didn't stop talking to you! I've been away in another city. Your writing skills are excellent.
Aw, your flirtations are flattering  :-*

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Buy me something in your other city!
[close]
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 21, 2008, 02:24:11 PM
she's on okc and plenty, and we always match up well
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=Huzzale

Not the best looking chick but damn she seems interesting
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 21, 2008, 02:27:24 PM
this chick just rated me a 5 on looks, plus she's very open it seems:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=ginniboom

I'm gonna contact her!
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on April 21, 2008, 04:02:49 PM
PD should have dated that cute hispanic looking girl a few pages back
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on April 21, 2008, 05:56:31 PM
I need a date.

OKCupid fails in getting me one.

No surprises here.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on April 25, 2008, 10:15:32 AM
(http://panther.is0.okcimg.com/users/188/64/1890656019999894271/p715406652.jpg)

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=roguewolf (http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=roguewolf)

Definitely thinking about messaging.

The one on the right
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on April 25, 2008, 10:22:55 AM
Quote
(a) Anne Rice series, Laura K. Hamilton series, The Black Jewel Trilogy, throw in a bit of Ayn Rand and Machiavelli and tons more.

ABORT

ABORT

ABORT
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on April 25, 2008, 10:24:22 AM
Quote
(b) Conversations with other Women, Atonement, Interview with a Vampire, Requiem for a Dream, Blow, Seven, Fight Club, Crash, The virgin Suicides, American Beauty, and spice it up with The Fifth Element


ABORT

ABORT

ABORT

Quote
(c) Rilo Kiley,Feist, Nirvana, Bush, No Doubt, Dido, Bright Eyes, Brand New, Weezer, Dave Navarro, Silverchair, Hooverphonic and Oasis

ABORT ABORT ABORT

Quote
The six things I could never do without
good music, good company, good food,

sleep/sex, art, books

SHE IS LYING
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on April 25, 2008, 10:30:02 AM
she's going to want to fuck while listening to sarah mclachlan and dresden dolls
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on April 25, 2008, 10:34:44 AM
I like half of those bands  >:(

And honestly I would rather fuck to Mclachlan and Dresden Dolls then to say, modern popular rap music like Soulja Boy or that bullshit.

Or country.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on April 25, 2008, 10:44:45 AM
I like half of those bands  >:(

And honestly I would rather fuck to Mclachlan and Dresden Dolls then to say, modern popular rap music like Soulja Boy or that bullshit.

Or country.

i guess i can't really speak

the last few times i've fucked we've had british sitcoms going.

you don't know "mentally deranged" until you've fucked with peep show in the background

Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 25, 2008, 01:21:52 PM
Leonard Cohen's The Future ftw
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on April 26, 2008, 12:31:35 AM
she's going to want to fuck while listening to sarah mclachlan and dresden dolls

Too bad she doesn't wanna fuck while listening to Gabriel and Dresden, then you can send her my way...

I don't like fucking to music, though.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: drozmight on April 26, 2008, 12:46:55 AM
this chick just rated me a 5 on looks, plus she's very open it seems:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=ginniboom

I'm gonna contact her!

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
I have massive hair and a big ass
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 26, 2008, 12:48:33 AM
The first band she listed is Rilo Kiley; tap that shit. If she starts talking about Rand, just turn up The Execution of All Things.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: aoi tsuki on April 26, 2008, 12:57:22 PM
Meh, guess i'll bite.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member3282318.htm

She seemed really flaky over IM, but she's a pretty cool chick from our conversations over the phone. We've tried to schedule a date, but something's come up both times.

This one thinks i'm cute and interesting, and wants to do coffee.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=TuffCookie052

Boobs.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2008, 01:07:30 PM
First chick looks rather...average. Plus she looks dirty. Second chick looks fat. wtf man, is this a joke account?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: aoi tsuki on April 26, 2008, 01:15:17 PM
First chick looks rather...average. Plus she looks dirty. Second chick looks fat. wtf man, is this a joke account?
i'm not trying to lay either one of them. First chick i was interested in because she like electronic music. i really just wanted to meet her just to hang out. Second chick is just some random from my inbox. i could post much worse, though none as bad as the manly cheeseburger i got months back on Yahoo!.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2008, 01:16:35 PM
please don't post that. ever again  :lol

you need to post pics of yourself though
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2008, 01:24:55 PM
The first band she listed is Rilo Kiley; tap that shit. If she starts talking about Rand, just turn up The Execution of All Things.
fucking f'real real

hit it dude.  she seems dumb though, so bail out afterwards.  And her taste in music and movies, while shit, is better than the average person.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: aoi tsuki on April 26, 2008, 01:25:11 PM
please don't post that. ever again  :lol

you need to post pics of yourself though
Someday...
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 26, 2008, 01:50:59 PM
the (libertarian  :() girl whose profile Bloodwake linked to posts a lot in the OKC forums.  she's a pretty amusing poster.  I'm tempted to send her a link to this thread  :P
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: cloudwalking on April 26, 2008, 01:53:12 PM
why is every chick on the internet besides me "bisexual"

and why have they all been raped before
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on April 26, 2008, 01:59:25 PM
and why have they all been raped before

the statistics for sexual abuse are disgustingly high.



Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2008, 02:03:09 PM
why is every chick on the internet besides me "bisexual"

and why have they all been raped before
dunno.  but it's like heaven for me
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 26, 2008, 02:21:36 PM
Because you're a freak.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2008, 02:25:12 PM
you fucking like it


should i make an okcupid account?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 26, 2008, 02:26:58 PM
sorry, that was addressed to cloud not you.

of course you should make one.  okc is our home away from home.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on April 27, 2008, 03:08:42 AM
First chick looks rather...average. Plus she looks dirty. Second chick looks fat. wtf man, is this a joke account?
i'm not trying to lay either one of them. First chick i was interested in because she like electronic music. i really just wanted to meet her just to hang out. Second chick is just some random from my inbox. i could post much worse, though none as bad as the manly cheeseburger i got months back on Yahoo!.

Yeah, definitely go for the first chick. EDM loving girls are sooooo rare :'(, seriously from me she gets +2 points at least on the hotness scale just b/c she likes that. 
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: border on April 27, 2008, 10:11:52 PM
It's pretty rare, but sometimes you can find some delicious gems on OKCupid.  I would link to this girl's profile just to prove the quote's authenticity, but I don't want to bring the EB hammer down on her:

(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll100/renton199x/ugly.jpg)

Not only do you have a creepy toddler whose face you insist on plastering on an internet personals site, but you are far too ugly yourself to really be stuck up about others' attractiveness.  Good luck with finding that soulmate.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on April 27, 2008, 10:22:54 PM
lol

wowzerz
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: aoi tsuki on April 27, 2008, 11:25:00 PM
First chick looks rather...average. Plus she looks dirty. Second chick looks fat. wtf man, is this a joke account?
i'm not trying to lay either one of them. First chick i was interested in because she like electronic music. i really just wanted to meet her just to hang out. Second chick is just some random from my inbox. i could post much worse, though none as bad as the manly cheeseburger i got months back on Yahoo!.

Yeah, definitely go for the first chick. EDM loving girls are sooooo rare :'(, seriously from me she gets +2 points at least on the hotness scale just b/c she likes that. 
Yeah, i've known a few women who were into EDM, but it was more the shitty epic trance category. :/ She's really into the local scene which is evidentally largely rap + DnB/breaks. i've never been big into that scene, but it's a start.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: tiesto on April 28, 2008, 12:33:43 AM
First chick looks rather...average. Plus she looks dirty. Second chick looks fat. wtf man, is this a joke account?
i'm not trying to lay either one of them. First chick i was interested in because she like electronic music. i really just wanted to meet her just to hang out. Second chick is just some random from my inbox. i could post much worse, though none as bad as the manly cheeseburger i got months back on Yahoo!.

Yeah, definitely go for the first chick. EDM loving girls are sooooo rare :'(, seriously from me she gets +2 points at least on the hotness scale just b/c she likes that. 
Yeah, i've known a few women who were into EDM, but it was more the shitty epic trance category. :/ She's really into the local scene which is evidentally largely rap + DnB/breaks. i've never been big into that scene, but it's a start.

You can send those girls who like epic trance over my way!!!
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: aoi tsuki on April 28, 2008, 02:40:42 AM
First chick looks rather...average. Plus she looks dirty. Second chick looks fat. wtf man, is this a joke account?
i'm not trying to lay either one of them. First chick i was interested in because she like electronic music. i really just wanted to meet her just to hang out. Second chick is just some random from my inbox. i could post much worse, though none as bad as the manly cheeseburger i got months back on Yahoo!.

Yeah, definitely go for the first chick. EDM loving girls are sooooo rare :'(, seriously from me she gets +2 points at least on the hotness scale just b/c she likes that. 
Yeah, i've known a few women who were into EDM, but it was more the shitty epic trance category. :/ She's really into the local scene which is evidentally largely rap + DnB/breaks. i've never been big into that scene, but it's a start.

You can send those girls who like epic trance over my way!!!
This was like what... almost 8 years ago. i'm talking "Sandstorm" and "Castles in the Sky" shitty epic trance. i've haven't met any women who like electronic music outside of more downtempo and ambient stuff in years.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Raban on April 28, 2008, 02:44:09 AM
this is some pitiful shit. I'm fat and I'm still not desperate enough to use an online dating site. I hope EBers are doing this shit for entertainment, not to actually find partners :-\
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: aoi tsuki on April 28, 2008, 03:11:29 AM
this is some pitiful shit. I'm fat and I'm still not desperate enough to use an online dating site. I hope EBers are doing this shit for entertainment, not to actually find partners :-\
It's another avenue to meet women.  :-\
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Raban on April 28, 2008, 03:13:13 AM
not like I'm any kind of casanova or anything when it comes to the ladies, but really man, once you get over that initial fear of first impressions, meeting women is easy as piss.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: aoi tsuki on April 28, 2008, 03:44:00 AM
not like I'm any kind of casanova or anything when it comes to the ladies, but really man, once you get over that initial fear of first impressions, meeting women is easy as piss.
Most of the women in my town are retired, as it's a retirement town. Then there's the many married MILFs. After that, it's kinda slim pickings, because the 20-somethings that i would be dating did what twentysomethings in any boring-as-shit town do -- they went in school out of town/state, and only visit the area to visit their folks.

i had a short-lived thing with a woman i met at Fresh/MILF Market a month or so back, but she ended up being married, and i really didn't want to deal with that. i've had a profile on a few dating sites for a while, and i just use it as another avenue of meeting women i'd otherwise miss when i go out out of town. It has nothing to do with being pathetic or shy or whatever, and everything to do with increasing my chances of meeting someone. i'm not even looking for sex anymore, if i want that's more or less a given, but just someone to hang out with. i think people looking for a relationship, online or off, are setting themselves up for a lot of disappointment.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Raban on April 28, 2008, 03:51:04 AM
that's a shitty lot, dude. sorry.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: aoi tsuki on April 28, 2008, 04:17:27 AM
Yeah, well it's not like i can't or don't head out of town for fun. Just sucks to have to do that, particularly when that means driving an hour to go somewhere i really want to go and the gas costs that go with that. More than anything, i hate having to drop my fuckbuddy. i could easily call her, but i'm not big on the whole fucking a married woman thing, unless her husband didn't mind.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/Toni_Peep_Show.jpg)
Hmm... that would be nice.
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Raban on April 28, 2008, 04:23:21 AM
Is that her? You better blast her vag, dude. Get drunk off your ass and slay her beef like no tomorrow. That MILF's a MILF!
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: aoi tsuki on April 28, 2008, 04:33:12 AM
No, that's Toni from Peep Show. i was looking for a better image but started watching Peep Show clips instead.

Related:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=038-xSPVna0&feature=related
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on April 28, 2008, 06:05:40 AM
No, that's Toni from Peep Show. i was looking for a better image but started watching Peep Show clips instead.

lol

the toni situation is one i don't think i'd like to be caught in
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 28, 2008, 06:17:53 AM
"this is some pitiful shit. I'm fat and I'm still not desperate enough to use an online dating site."

dude, there are women there who are into algebraic topology and category theory.  how could I NOT sign up?
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Mupepe on April 28, 2008, 10:57:53 AM
I love Toni.  How could you not love someone who gives you a handjob while they're crying because they think you're dying????
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Bloodwake on April 28, 2008, 03:35:03 PM
I love Toni.  How could you not love someone who gives you a handjob while they're crying because they think you're dying????

Wow, this makes me want to watch this show

 :lol
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Robo on April 28, 2008, 03:36:39 PM
I love Toni.  How could you not love someone who gives you a handjob while they're crying because they think you're dying????

Wow, this makes me want to watch this show

 :lol

Do it.  :bow Peep Show :bow2
Title: Re: Online dating :(
Post by: Eric P on April 28, 2008, 03:48:55 PM
SERIES FIVE STARTING THIS FRIDAY