hey there i read ur profile and there are definitely things that id like know bout you. but in general i wouldnt mind getting to know you. you have very nice eyes n lips ;-)
im lookin to get to know honest and real people. im real myself. and honest...even if it hurts but i tell the truth.
so if ur down with that then why dont you hit me back, cuz id love to hear from u
(http://xs223.xs.to/xs223/08043/picture_3_3517.jpg)
Carol, carol, carol she's the best. we meet here on POF awhile ago, since than we've been amazing friends. She's the most caring, Good hearted, sweet, humorous individual I've met. Guys, she's a very soft hearted girl a person u can trust and count on relationship or just ordinary friendship wise. please just don't break her heart or u ll have me to answer believe me it won't be pretty, she too of a nice person 4 heartbreak...I glad to be friends with her...Carol u know your jamaican brother got ur back..
ughAt least it was able to process full curves on her
the jaggies
at least the other one had AA
Why do black guys like fat white chicks? ???racial inferiority complex?
Also that guys pic looks like a PS2 game.
Plentyoffish is free, I haven't tried it but I have heard some people hooking up on that. eHarmony sucks, apparently the founder is a hardcore Christian and he made the site so people can meet compatible mates and have healthy marriages or something. I don't know whether or not I fucked up my questionnaire (perhaps exaggerating aspects of my personality, as many of us tend to do in online surveys), but the people I met on eHarmony were either fatties or extremely boring. What does that say about me? :P Match has been pretty good to me lately, went out on a date with a cute girl who was practically begging for me to call her for a followup date. So I know what I'm doing tonite after playing some more E4 and Eternal Sonata... :-*
eharmony is for serious jesus freaks only, as i recallFor the most part, probably. I signed up to test this and have gotten many results from non-religious women. Most of whom are professionals.
I'm going to sign up...fuck itWait, they denied your earlier application? They do that? :rofl
:lol
Plenty of Fish? What the fuck is this? PD is eventually going to get matched up with Himumu.PD doesn't like 'em short and black and Himu doesn't date non-Muslims.
but whales are mammals:lol
but whales are mammals
I tried signing up for eharmony about a year ago and my application was denied. They said that it happens to a smaller percentage of applicants.
I was willing to pay and they said I couldn't join. Am I that much of a failure?
I had a few hits on Match.com, but most often they were fuglies or talked like an idiot.
WTF, PD?
That's a huge drop from the BBC addicts at nicca Worship.
gotta think realistically. its the only way to go. its always good to think hypathetically, becuase you cant deny a possibility. i was very intrigued by ur eyes and i had to say something. lol.
tell me more bout u. wat are u lookin for? what are ur likes/dislikes? etc..
Quick response wtf.Quotegotta think realistically. its the only way to go. its always good to think hypathetically, becuase you cant deny a possibility. i was very intrigued by ur eyes and i had to say something. lol.
tell me more bout u. wat are u lookin for? what are ur likes/dislikes? etc..
what the hell
(http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/46/clintontownship_matchmaking_21662329.jpg)
In terms of what I'm looking for...hmm. I'm not looking for anything long term, or a relationship in that sense. Mainly I'm looking for "everything else" I suppose. Friendship or fun lol
Likes: I like down to earth people. If you're cool we'll most likely get along. I'm into sports, politics, movies...yeah.
Dislikes: I'm definitely not into loud, annoying people. IE people who think they're the be all end all lol; bar chicks basically. I'm not a party type guy.
PD - What if its so gross that it scares ya off of girls?
I don't think I'd ever try online dating. Too weird for me.
I don't think I'd ever try online dating. Too weird for me.
Yeah. Dating would be too weird. Sex is ok though.
im lookin for friends. people i can talk to, get to know, that are mature and honest, ya know??
i love writing photography drawin hangin wit friends have a drink or two goin bowling shootin pool. that sorta thing.
what do you like to do?
Throw some flour on her lower half to find her pussy
Would you consider being in a relationship with someone who has had homosexual sex?
Yes
No
I'm Not Sure / Depends how serious it was
Make this one of my Key Questions.
Dude, abrader, Maurice obviously has no social skills. He'll only scare women away. He needs to pop his cherry, so he's not so nervous around the opposite sex. He needs to kick it with those bottom of the barrell chicks and then work his way up.
I signed up for OK Cupid and did the match test. The person who best fits me as a "match"...
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=melmouse
FUCKING CURSED I TELL YOU
holy shit at that okcupid girl :lol MAAAURICE did you take okcupids slut test
I signed up for OK Cupid and did the match test. The person who best fits me as a "match"...
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=melmouse
FUCKING CURSED I TELL YOU
Throw some flour on her lower half to find her pussy
and wtf dude, you are way too young to resort to online dating sites. WHAT THE FUCK
And i've banged quite a few chubsters, but nothing like that. You won't ever fucking forgive yourself dude.
Haha I've never fucked a fatty, what's it like?
;)
Haha I've never fucked a fatty, what's it like?
;)
WANT TO FIND OUT LOL
i must say though ....More like, which turd is significantly smaller.
the OK Cupid girl over the larger lady without ANY consideration.
Okay, it's a case of "which turd smells the least" but still....
Haha I've never fucked a fatty, what's it like?Like fucking a waterbed. It's actually fun until you realize what you're doing then you feel disgusted and kinda guilty because you're fucking her because you're high/drunk or extremely horny. You also really have to pound that pussy/ass hard to make it past the extra "cushion". i suppose the bonus is that after all that work when you finally cum, you can fall asleep on a pillow made of soft boobs. The worst is waking up the next morning, assuming you didn't leave promptly after she swallowed.
;)
Massive fail by PD. You fail to find women in fucking Ann Arbor?
I dunno, seems like the obeseity wants to be friends with me. Ha I can rhyme, I'm a black man.
i'm sure you've seen plenty of other black man / white whale couples at the supermarket walking around. enjoy your heritage.
:rofl :roflHaha I've never fucked a fatty, what's it like?
;)
WANT TO FIND OUT LOL
:rofl :roflHaha I've never fucked a fatty, what's it like?
;)
WANT TO FIND OUT LOL
Nikki, know that feeling you get after you JO to some cheeseburger, bi or hermaphrodite porn? It's like that, but warmer.
PD this is all ya gotta do...:lol
Rokk yer top fits and head out to the club. (yea i just typed that)
ANYTIME you see a girl look at you, make eye contact and smile, or look more than once (means she is shy and maybe a crazy fukk) - make SURE you go up to her and talk within the next 5 seconds. Make haste.
When you talk to her make sure you keep your eyes locked on hers hard....at that point it shouldnt matter what yer sayin.....just take the reign and ride the horse home.
MUCH easier than loggin on to heffa.com and meeting a girl who could really be anything including some KKK members who want to lure you to your demise.
Fukk net hookups man.
ANYTIME you see a girl look at you, make eye contact and smile, or look more than once (means she is shy and maybe a crazy fukk) - make SURE you go up to her and talk within the next 5 seconds. Make haste.
When you talk to her make sure you keep your eyes locked on hers hard....at that point it shouldnt matter what yer sayin.....just take the reign and ride the horse home.
QuoteANYTIME you see a girl look at you, make eye contact and smile, or look more than once (means she is shy and maybe a crazy fukk) - make SURE you go up to her and talk within the next 5 seconds. Make haste.
When you talk to her make sure you keep your eyes locked on hers hard....at that point it shouldnt matter what yer sayin.....just take the reign and ride the horse home.
I do all that (except for the riding home part) and it accomplishes nothing for me. Guess I'm just not hot like PD
QuoteANYTIME you see a girl look at you, make eye contact and smile, or look more than once (means she is shy and maybe a crazy fukk) - make SURE you go up to her and talk within the next 5 seconds. Make haste.
When you talk to her make sure you keep your eyes locked on hers hard....at that point it shouldnt matter what yer sayin.....just take the reign and ride the horse home.
I do all that (except for the riding home part) and it accomplishes nothing for me. Guess I'm just not hot like PD
Do you have any pics to share?
I'm just not a party type. I don't like being around a bunch of people anyway, so bars aren't good spots for me.
Do you know what sperm tastes like?:lol
Yes
No
Make this one of my Key Questions.
Under the right circumstances, would you allow a partner to lick your anus?
Yes.
No.
How do I search for chicks who want casual encounters
sick burn!How do I search for chicks who want casual encounters
http://adultfriendfinder.com
http://craigslist.com
...oh wait, you tried those two already right?
http://latvianbrides.com
NICE PIC SWEETIE....
I answered some more match questions, and now my closest match is:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=twinkieilicous
QuoteI answered some more match questions, and now my closest match is:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=twinkieilicous
wait, what's wrong with her, apart from her username?
I don't want to contact any of the chicks I like. Might seem creepy; I'll wait for them to contact me. But eventually I might just take the first step with that hot black chick. She's 23 tho :/
recursivelyenumerable: Dunno. Post your profile!
But will an older chick want to be with a guy like me? I don't have much experience. But I will promise this: I'm gonna eat the shit out of the vag of the first clean chick I have sex with
But will an older chick want to be with a guy like me? I don't have much experience. But I will promise this: I'm gonna eat the shit out of the vag of the first clean chick I have sex with:lol :lol :lol
But will an older chick want to be with a guy like me? I don't have much experience. But I will promise this: I'm gonna eat the shit out of the vag of the first clean chick I have sex withMost won't care. They can mold you into their perfect lover
Dont try to be an oral maestro on your first go.
But will an older chick want to be with a guy like me? I don't have much experience. But I will promise this: I'm gonna eat the shit out of the vag of the first clean chick I have sex withMost won't care. They can mold you into their perfect lover
Wow recursively, now you can go to the seventh grade.:lol :lol :lol
Wow recursively, now you can go to the seventh grade.Hey now, TVC, not all of us had priests! Some of us had to work for it!
I managed to avoid all dance and dance-like social functions for my entire school and other career.
I love the internet.
It's a self-esteem booster, that's for sure.
I love the internet.
It's a self-esteem booster, that's for sure.
My confidence went from like 10% to 60% after Lila said I was hot on GAF. :bow
Wasn't that all about George Steinbrenner?
I was reading on cajole's wall on facebook and wondering who that was. I was like DAAAAAAAMMMNNNI love the internet.
It's a self-esteem booster, that's for sure.
My confidence went from like 10% to 60% after Lila said I was hot on GAF. :bow
Yeah, I recently friended one of my real-life buddies. His first response to looking at my profile was "Who's Lila?"
...that's creepy, PD. :lolYeah, I recently friended one of my real-life buddies. His first response to looking at my profile was "Who's Lila?"
co-sign. I often leave her profile up on the screen when I'm in the computer lab, then go to the bathroom. When I come back people ask who she is; I just chuckle and say "a good friend"
"HAHA I'M STRAIGHT":rofl :rofl
Yeah, I recently friended one of my real-life buddies. His first response to looking at my profile was "Who's Lila?"
co-sign. I often leave her profile up on the screen when I'm in the computer lab, then go to the bathroom. When I come back people ask who she is; I just chuckle and say "a good friend"
Yeah, I recently friended one of my real-life buddies. His first response to looking at my profile was "Who's Lila?"
co-sign. I often leave her profile up on the screen when I'm in the computer lab, then go to the bathroom. When I come back people ask who she is; I just chuckle and say "a good friend"
link please
so, I'm all new to this-it's just to beat boredom at the office during the cold winter time-but I do see you are more desiring of sex-I could take on a young 20 yr old, I'm being bad, oh well, it doesn't matter I'll never see you-I'm a 37 yr old, blonde, with large breasts, I have an amazing smile, it's the white teeth, I'm so clean, built well, I am very pretty- just don't want to post a pic, not real comfortable with all that yet, this online stuff I'm not sure
Wow, so I just hit the jackpot.*high five*
I was searching around OKCupid, and BOOM, hot attractive normal weight girl from my fucking hometown only forty miles away. Never seen her in my life.
I sent her a message. It says republican on the profile though. That's not good, but still, I'm curious as to who she is and how they let decent looking girls in to London all of a sudden.
WTF is this a joke post from you bastardsQuoteso, I'm all new to this-it's just to beat boredom at the office during the cold winter time-but I do see you are more desiring of sex-I could take on a young 20 yr old, I'm being bad, oh well, it doesn't matter I'll never see you-I'm a 37 yr old, blonde, with large breasts, I have an amazing smile, it's the white teeth, I'm so clean, built well, I am very pretty- just don't want to post a pic, not real comfortable with all that yet, this online stuff I'm not sure
???
I tell you, you'e lucky to live in a place where you don't have to be packing a lot of pills and shit just to get laid. In Montgomery County, ain't nobody gettin any unless it involves pills, WoW, or Virtua Tennis :lol
Maybe I'll participate in a little bit. Currently working on getting my own webspace up and running.You don't need to do all that.
There are rules of this thread?
this is getting very icky and now I feel like a creep for ever participating.
There are rules of this thread?
this is getting very icky and now I feel like a creep for ever participating.
Some of the questions are simply outrageous. NO I wouldn't be ok with a spouse who found children sexually attractive WTF
There are rules of this thread?
this is getting very icky and now I feel like a creep for ever participating.
I dont want to be bossy! But please include pics of the girls :-*
I can't do this. These questions are distinguished mentally-challenged, and I feel hateful for forcing myself to go through these. Enjoy your meat market.
I can't do this. These questions are distinguished mentally-challenged, and I feel hateful for forcing myself to go through these. Enjoy your meat market.
Relationships are about Compromise
Yours
Theirs
This is why EB is awesome. Only here would people be more interested in statistics and the like on a dating site than the actual dating part.
men...well i like them open minded and honest. down to earth with a good personality and sense of humor becuase i love to laugh. i can be a little quarky sometimes so someone who wont mind my odd sense of humor. i want someone who will like me for me. ya know?
i love writing, photography, drawing, hanging wit friends, listening to music, havin a drink or two, goin bowling, shooting pool, watchin movies, jus havin a good time!! :D
im willin to do alot of things. i wanna do an adventurous date. i went on ONE date my whole life to a movie. i wanna go on more dates ya know.
From the ocraQuotemen...well i like them open minded and honest. down to earth with a good personality and sense of humor becuase i love to laugh. i can be a little quarky sometimes so someone who wont mind my odd sense of humor. i want someone who will like me for me. ya know?
i love writing, photography, drawing, hanging wit friends, listening to music, havin a drink or two, goin bowling, shooting pool, watchin movies, jus havin a good time!! :D
im willin to do alot of things. i wanna do an adventurous date. i went on ONE date my whole life to a movie. i wanna go on more dates ya know.
Seems like she's hinting at us meeting.
Yeah, I've come to the conclusion I'm pathetic this morning whenever I went on a mass Myspace hunt for this girl. Guess what, I found her.
She has a massive fetish for war. Not even joking. Marine Corps videos all over, plus one of her profile quizzes basically stated if she could visit anywhere in the world, she would go to Iraq with a huge ass machine gun. She also stated that her biggest fear was the destruction of the US Government. LOL
TURN OFF MAXIMUM. For the record, I'm a pacifist. This isn't going to happen, unless it's just like one night drunken sex or something, because she's pretty damn hot and she has decent fashion taste from her Myspace photos. Still, that's slightly creepy, just outright wanting to kill.
Yeah, I've come to the conclusion I'm pathetic this morning whenever I went on a mass Myspace hunt for this girl. Guess what, I found her.
She has a massive fetish for war. Not even joking. Marine Corps videos all over, plus one of her profile quizzes basically stated if she could visit anywhere in the world, she would go to Iraq with a huge ass machine gun. She also stated that her biggest fear was the destruction of the US Government. LOL
TURN OFF MAXIMUM. For the record, I'm a pacifist. This isn't going to happen, unless it's just like one night drunken sex or something, because she's pretty damn hot and she has decent fashion taste from her Myspace photos. Still, that's slightly creepy, just outright wanting to kill.
I'm guessing this isn't the girl who's pick you posted right? That chick looks too gothy to be into war n shit.
Bang her. Tell her you used to be in the navy or something
I'll probably be hanging out with that same girl I picked up from the airport, watching her squirm
because she's indecisive about who she wants to date,
Welcome to evilbore.
Holy shit she doesn't look like the war porn type.
And dude, forget that airport girl! She's not that good looking anyway (but then again you seem to have a short hair fetish), and if she can't see you're an awesome guy who deserves respect...fagataboutit.
aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM boxI thought you were gay. you really need to make up your mind or else I'm not buying you a bear for Christmas, chubs.
You're not seriously considering her are you? :(
aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM boxI thought you were gay. you really need to make up your mind or else I'm not buying you a bear for Christmas, chubs.
Demi, I'm pretty sure this ain't another female synbios joke character.
Thanks Grin
I'm not liking my pathetic post count.
aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM box
You're not seriously considering her are you? :(
Nope. I'd have to drive over there; no thanks. But I must admit...if I did it I'd be an internet legend...
And welcome to my humble abode :) :bow
aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM box
I want to see yours first.
However being the kind and compassionate person that I am
oh so she boosts your ego - but me a guy who use to work in the fashion industry and even did runway work compliments you and it means nothing?
:/
aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM box
I want to see yours first.
my pics or my vag?
Yeah I definitely agree with you. I'm not going to do it. I can get someone better no doubt :)
And thank you for the kind words for my pic. My confidence went through the roof 8)
aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM box
I want to see yours first.
my pics or my vag?
your vag duh
aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM box
I want to see yours first.
my pics or my vag?
your vag duh
Welcome to evilbore.
Thanks :D
I'm not liking my pathetic post count.
She posts on GAF guys, and is very good looking. But she's taken so NO DICE :-*
You should get Yixian over here too...
She posts on GAF guys, and is very good looking. But she's taken so NO DICE :-*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
She posts on GAF guys, and is very good looking. But she's taken so NO DICE :-*
Aww thank you :heart
And demi, I lied when I said I'd go after you, I just wanted to see you in your hot naked glory.
Sisters aside, orange tic-tacs are fucking brilliant!spoiler (click to show/hide)I do but she's 12, sorry :-\[close]
And besides the fact that that third arm looks like it could come in handy, no I wouldn't...
Who do you think I am? :maf
Who do you think I am? :maf
I don't really know who you are
Does that love include muff diving?
Does that love include muff diving?
Only if its yours :-*
I'm not liking my pathetic post count.
Looks like a guy in drag, though convincing enough.
People on GAF are now accusing me of being yixian's 2nd account, wtf is that all about?? :maf
why do men think vaginas can save the world?
I just meant that your response would imply you thought they were the answer to everything, didn't mean to be selfish :(
come on guys don't scare her away she's a good gal :(qft
She's not a joke character; she posts on GAF and we're friends on Facebook. wtf @ all this synbios talk
It is far but so what, life is an adventure and man, I didn't ask you to come to me - maybe I would venture there. Ok, about the picture, I will work on that - I just never was into all of this, it wasn't something that captured my interest. I am more about human contact, you know face to face interaction. I am having issues with putting myself out there for everyone to see and read. It is hard for me to let others in and this really lets people in - anyone can view it. It does kind of scare me this whole online thing so, there you know just a little more of me. Let me just say this, you will be pleasnatly surprised - the Lord did bless me with beauty and intelligence. My name is Brandi.
Was she just looking for friends or something else? :-\
Verboten rejected me agian! :'(
I can't take it (http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m269/QuickSilver_06/suicide.gif)
Cheebo86 (4:05:54 PM): my mom just came in to give me something
Cheebo86 (4:06:00 PM): and asked why I was on a site called ok cupid
Cheebo86 (4:06:07 PM): looking at a guys profile
Cheebo86 (4:06:09 PM):
Cheebo86 (4:06:17 PM): she laughed and walked out
Cheebo86 (4:06:42 PM): OH! I am at home I can check hot or not
MichelleCheebo87 (4:06:56 PM): hahahahahahha
:lol
Already got date #3 lined up, this girl is definitely digging me, let's hope it continues going this smoothly. I also had some 37 year old emailing me on Match... can you say COUGAR? And an Asian girl from Queens emailing me, which is a first... I like Asian girls but never been on a date with a non white girl.... wtf, man???? you're missing like most of the fun
Already got date #3 lined up, this girl is definitely digging me, let's hope it continues going this smoothly. I also had some 37 year old emailing me on Match... can you say COUGAR? And an Asian girl from Queens emailing me, which is a first... I like Asian girls but never been on a date with a non white girl.... wtf, man???? you're missing like most of the fun
What site are we all making profiles on? Match or OKCupid?
I will send you one [a pic] - I do understand that you want to see who you are interacting with- I am very busy, I work 40+ hours a week, attend several meetings, involved with the community and service work, and I have been doing a great deal of work on myself not physically but in the spiritual, emotional realm. I love to snow ski, movies (all except satanic), laughing, talking, playing board games, dancing, listening to music (all except country), working out, anything that involves the outdoors, shopping, looking pretty, reading, working my career, sometimes I isolate, sometimes I want to be in a crowd,- I have 16+ years of higher education-I do want to start attending classes again, for what I am not sure- I was sidetracked for awhile, learning life lessons, some of them hard, but I am on a path now that I apprecitate-much gratitude. GRACE. I must admit when I first came to this I was having purely sexual thoughts, you appeared, and I thought, um, a 20 year old young man-take from there.
movies (all except satanic)
People like Yixian?
Holy shit, you learn something new every day.
She wants to drive 300 miles to have sex with me, but doesn't watch satanic movies. Why can't all religious people be like this?because not all women have a penis
QuoteI will send you one [a pic] - I do understand that you want to see who you are interacting with- I am very busy, I work 40+ hours a week, attend several meetings, involved with the community and service work, and I have been doing a great deal of work on myself not physically but in the spiritual, emotional realm. I love to snow ski, movies (all except satanic), laughing, talking, playing board games, dancing, listening to music (all except country), working out, anything that involves the outdoors, shopping, looking pretty, reading, working my career, sometimes I isolate, sometimes I want to be in a crowd,- I have 16+ years of higher education-I do want to start attending classes again, for what I am not sure- I was sidetracked for awhile, learning life lessons, some of them hard, but I am on a path now that I apprecitate-much gratitude. GRACE. I must admit when I first came to this I was having purely sexual thoughts, you appeared, and I thought, um, a 20 year old young man-take from there.
What the hell :o :lol
She wants to drive like 300 miles to have sex with me? Something is wrong
She wants to drive 300 miles to have sex with me, but doesn't watch satanic movies. Why can't all religious people be like this?because not all women have a penis
I work for an International Organization, I do the accounting, apprenticeship, work with the membership,- I actually work for my Father. So, at times it can be "fun", joking. Yes, I am quite political, but, yet I am anti-establishment, FIGHT THE POWER. I am for the people, the real people-working people, people that aren't given a chance or opportunity, the single mothers', men, women, and children that are looked over,the people suffering with afflictions whether they be physical, emotional, or spiritual, I am for the children, education for all, world peace, love, hope, prosperity and abundance for all. I used to try to save everyone-I can only save myself, but I believe in the power of Love-it can change things.
So, when is your birthday? You are an aquarius. This is going to be a good month and year for you! Have fun and enjoy the fruits.
People like Yixian?
Holy shit, you learn something new every day.
What about him? :p
Who is Yixian and Elektrikluv? I'm out of the loop on these people. Quick sentence (or two if you are feeling bored) summary on why I should care?
Elektrikluv has a vag, is she worthy of beating my dick to?
Who is Yixian and Elektrikluv? I'm out of the loop on these people. Quick sentence (or two if you are feeling bored) summary on why I should care?
Elektrikluv has a vag, is she worthy of beating my dick to?
Both post on GAF, they're a cute couple.
Who is Yixian and Elektrikluv? I'm out of the loop on these people. Quick sentence (or two if you are feeling bored) summary on why I should care?
Elektrikluv has a vag, is she worthy of beating my dick to?
Both post on GAF, they're a cute couple.
Aren't you currently trolling for fat white women on OKCupid? Can someone more reliable please provide more input.
Elektrikluv is a stunner, yixian I dunno about. I don't pay attention to the pics of dudes in the GAF pics thread.but you pay attention to the male pics in the EB post your pics thread! what gives??
Unless it's bjork :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Who is Yixian and Elektrikluv? I'm out of the loop on these people. Quick sentence (or two if you are feeling bored) summary on why I should care?
Elektrikluv has a vag, is she worthy of beating my dick to?
Both post on GAF, they're a cute couple.
Aren't you currently trolling for fat white women on OKCupid? Can someone more reliable please provide more input.
Who is Yixian and Elektrikluv? I'm out of the loop on these people. Quick sentence (or two if you are feeling bored) summary on why I should care?
Elektrikluv has a vag, is she worthy of beating my dick to?
Both post on GAF, they're a cute couple.
Aren't you currently trolling for fat white women on OKCupid? Can someone more reliable please provide more input.
I have no problems with elektrikluv. As for being worthy of beating your dick to her, well, the internet is chock full of porn.
Yixian on the other hand is a spastic blowhard. I don't know what he looks like but if I were to take a guess, he is a nail biter.
I like Yixian, although I find it kinda funny that way back when he was asking me of all people for dating advice... :lol*high five*!!!!
(Then again, I have 3 dates lined up... one tonight, one Saturday, and one on Mon. All of the girls are Eye-talians too)
Only to an extent.
I like Yixian, although I find it kinda funny that way back when he was asking me of all people for dating advice... :lol*high five*!!!!
(Then again, I have 3 dates lined up... one tonight, one Saturday, and one on Mon. All of the girls are Eye-talians too)
Are they Gotti-style Italian?? Those are so effin hot. BIG EARRINGS AND HOT ACCENT PLZ
Sounds like a slut. Hit in and pop your cherry. You got to get over this hump.that's a fucking mountain.
Sounds like a slut. Hit in and pop your cherry. You got to get over this hump.that's a fucking mountain.
A 27 years old TV producer sent a photo nudge and 'requested communication' on eharmoney. Still not paying the membership fee.
That's a dude. :lol
Only to an extent.
What's the biggest penis size you've seen?
Only to an extent.
What's the biggest penis size you've seen?
8
Only to an extent.
What's the biggest penis size you've seen?
8
Only to an extent.
What's the biggest penis size you've seen?
8
Did you measure it?
PD, that girl looks pretty cute in the first pic... meet with her and hope she looks more like the first pic. Certainly better than the orca you initially posted. Go for it, you'll never get anywhere if you don't try...
(http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/47/pnikv1nyoo_22988325.jpg)
this woman is totally straight and does not own any kd lang
???
(http://www.yardbarker.com/images/players/xt.fss-l.mlb.com-p.1917.gif)
PD, that girl looks pretty cute in the first pic... meet with her and hope she looks more like the first pic. Certainly better than the orca you initially posted. Go for it, you'll never get anywhere if you don't try...
Definitely. I would do it...although at the same time going on a date with a white chick :/
I'm not racist but I'd kinda feel bummbed due to certain stereotypes
Do you think you of all people have a choice?PD, that girl looks pretty cute in the first pic... meet with her and hope she looks more like the first pic. Certainly better than the orca you initially posted. Go for it, you'll never get anywhere if you don't try...
Definitely. I would do it...although at the same time going on a date with a white chick :/
I'm not racist but I'd kinda feel bummbed due to certain stereotypes
PD, that girl looks pretty cute in the first pic... meet with her and hope she looks more like the first pic. Certainly better than the orca you initially posted. Go for it, you'll never get anywhere if you don't try...
EDIT: Was looking around a bit on plentyoffish.com, site should be called plentyofwhales.com, lots of fatties. I still reckon Match has a higher quality of girls.
Heh, this is one of my matches on OKC today... http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=icarus_anagke (http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=icarus_anagke)
In her profile it says, You should message me if: "If you want to chatter far too intensely about the motivations of villains in Squaresoft games, especially the ones set in Ivalice."
Sounds interesting, but gamer girls are usually weird.
You are being too kind. Years ago I was fully convinced only pretty girls went to college. More recently, I believed only pretty, glasses-wearing hotties went to business school.
Wrong on both accounts. In an alternate universe, I'd rather do myself than anyone in my 2 accounting classes. :'(
You are being too kind. Years ago I was fully convinced only pretty girls went to college. More recently, I believed only pretty, glasses-wearing hotties went to business school.
Wrong on both accounts. In an alternate universe, I'd rather do myself than anyone in my 2 accounting classes. :'(
pssssssssssssst...all the hot girls are in art school. (http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r126/Drewsy_photobucket/shhh.gif)
I took a history elective last semester and I was blown away by all the hot girls in that class. Out of 250 students, there must've been at least 75 genuinely cute or hot girls in the class.
Why do hot women only pick worthless majors? :(
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member6445643.htm#in
She contacted me. Maybe she looks manly because of the athletics? The face pic is kinda cute though
Quotehttp://www.plentyoffish.com/member6445643.htm#in
She contacted me. Maybe she looks manly because of the athletics? The face pic is kinda cute though
PD, one of my main criticisms about these girls is that they sound really really stupid (besides the hot black 23 year old). I can understand that some men are willing to put up with a stupid girl if she is good looking (for obvious reasons), but these girls are really not and therefore I don't get the willingness to go out/meet up with them!
You are being too kind. Years ago I was fully convinced only pretty girls went to college. More recently, I believed only pretty, glasses-wearing hotties went to business school.
Wrong on both accounts. In an alternate universe, I'd rather do myself than anyone in my 2 accounting classes. :'(
pssssssssssssst...all the hot girls are in art school. (http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r126/Drewsy_photobucket/shhh.gif)
I took a history elective last semester and I was blown away by all the hot girls in that class. Out of 250 students, there must've been at least 75 genuinely cute or hot girls in the class.
Why do hot women only pick worthless majors? :(
Quotehttp://www.plentyoffish.com/member6445643.htm#in
She contacted me. Maybe she looks manly because of the athletics? The face pic is kinda cute though
PD, one of my main criticisms about these girls is that they sound really really stupid (besides the hot black 23 year old). I can understand that some men are willing to put up with a stupid girl if she is good looking (for obvious reasons), but these girls are really not and therefore I don't get the willingness to go out/meet up with them!
Boogie: Make sure you teach some history as you arrest perps, it'd be like a Lifetime Original Movie
Quotehttp://www.plentyoffish.com/member6445643.htm#in
She contacted me. Maybe she looks manly because of the athletics? The face pic is kinda cute though
PD, one of my main criticisms about these girls is that they sound really really stupid (besides the hot black 23 year old). I can understand that some men are willing to put up with a stupid girl if she is good looking (for obvious reasons), but these girls are really not and therefore I don't get the willingness to go out/meet up with them!
My mom's freaking out right now because the girl I've been hanging out with only has an Associate's degree (and I have a Master's) and a low-wage job... I don't think guys (at least I myself don't) care about intelligence as much as looks and personality (does she treat you right and respect you?). I'm looking to go out and have a good time with a fun and sweet girl, not wax philosophical over the collective works of Dostyevsky...
Philosophy is the exception to the rule. Very few women study philosophy, and the few that do are not very attractive. The hottest girls seem to gravitate towards the soft sciences or business.You are being too kind. Years ago I was fully convinced only pretty girls went to college. More recently, I believed only pretty, glasses-wearing hotties went to business school.
Wrong on both accounts. In an alternate universe, I'd rather do myself than anyone in my 2 accounting classes. :'(
pssssssssssssst...all the hot girls are in art school. (http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r126/Drewsy_photobucket/shhh.gif)
I took a history elective last semester and I was blown away by all the hot girls in that class. Out of 250 students, there must've been at least 75 genuinely cute or hot girls in the class.
Why do hot women only pick worthless majors? :(
Worthless?! Why you little.... >:(
Lots of dark haired, square spectacled women in philosophy I guessEach failed her philosophy of make-up class.
Lots of dark haired, square spectacled women in philosophy I guess
Quotehttp://www.plentyoffish.com/member6445643.htm#in
She contacted me. Maybe she looks manly because of the athletics? The face pic is kinda cute though
PD, one of my main criticisms about these girls is that they sound really really stupid (besides the hot black 23 year old). I can understand that some men are willing to put up with a stupid girl if she is good looking (for obvious reasons), but these girls are really not and therefore I don't get the willingness to go out/meet up with them!
My mom's freaking out right now because the girl I've been hanging out with only has an Associate's degree (and I have a Master's) and a low-wage job... I don't think guys (at least I myself don't) care about intelligence as much as looks and personality (does she treat you right and respect you?). I'm looking to go out and have a good time with a fun and sweet girl, not wax philosophical over the collective works of Dostyevsky...
What does a dj need a masters for?
My mom's freaking out right now because the girl I've been hanging out with only has an Associate's degree (and I have a Master's) and a low-wage job... I don't think guys (at least I myself don't) care about intelligence as much as looks and personality (does she treat you right and respect you?).
touche!QuoteIntelligence and personality do not matter when you're trying to fuck a random slut.
well, i think if they are low IQ and have a 'needy' personality, it makes it a lot easier!
hello boo how are u? i've been lookin at your page for a couple dayz figured i'd say hello. u look like some1 i know. you used to live in bellville? anyway i'd love to talk plus i noticed you don't like to far away :)
(http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/43/osseo_matchmaking_17971631.jpg)Quotehello boo how are u? i've been lookin at your page for a couple dayz figured i'd say hello. u look like some1 i know. you used to live in bellville? anyway i'd love to talk plus i noticed you don't like to far away :)
:-\
I really hope that chick with the 40oz is at costume party.
I am a distinctive individual due to how I dress. I don't dress like the average 22 year old, especially for a black man. I tend to try to dress with dignity, and many people comment that the way I dress makes me look smart. I'm not sure if this is an insult of compliment!
nice, introverted, and innovative
I'm not sure if this is an insult of compliment!
Post some of yer stalkersWTF HIT IT!
(http://panther.is3.okcimg.com/users/986/574/9875743665512943408/p30955851.jpg)
on the right!
WTF HIT IT!
(http://panther.is3.okcimg.com/users/986/574/9875743665512943408/p30955851.jpg)
on the right!
The one on the right can't be older than 12. Bail out, PD. You don't want to be on Dateline.she's a cutie wtf?
She looks underage, Mupepe. You don't agree? :spinNope. I see tons of hispanic girls that look like that and are like 21 or 22. Or have they been lying to me? oh shit :'(
What's with all the ugly scrunched noses and tongues?Does it matter? She's not fat and she's not white. So she automatically destroys the rest of PD's suitors
she's 18!
(http://panther.is2.okcimg.com/users/986/574/9875743665512943408/p766745395.jpg)
PD, hit that or send her my way. WTF man.finally! a man with some taste!
Fuck online dating, Nerdy Cute Girl finally came around.kinky! you should have gotten off in a back alley somewhere
We made out for like an hour and a half. Then one of the guys at the party decided to be bisexual and grope both of us. We left after that and stumbled past the police station downtown while occasionally stopping to make out some more.
FTW.
But she wears big sun-glasses!ever jizzed on big sun glasses? It ain't no joke
that girl is such a skeeze :droolI like you more and more every day
Fuck online dating, Nerdy Cute Girl finally came around.
We made out for like an hour and a half. Then one of the guys at the party decided to be bisexual and grope both of us. We left after that and stumbled past the police station downtown while occasionally stopping to make out some more.
FTW.
she is a 69% match for me. libertarians :(
I've been talking to some girl from Brooklyn on OKC lately, asked her if she wanted to meet up in the city sometime... no response yet though :( Not really a big fan of traveling out to the city, but at this point I will do it if a woman is involved.
My big hope right now is that the girl who I went out with on Sat was interested enough to want to date me, and I can go out with her and totally move on from the other girl I liked.
I've also took some steps into actually going up to women in person... haven't gotten to the point where I get a # yet, but for someone who's relied on the crutch of meeting people online since about 2003 (when he graduated college), it's a fairly large step. And what do you know, I actually have been noticing some girls smiling at me and checking me out, even though I think I'm not really that attractive. :-\
Granted I make a point of having low standards (highly recommended, guaranteed to make you much happier) but some of them have pictures even you'd probably approve of.
So I went on a date Thurs night with a girl... the girl wasn't bad, there was just nothing too special about her, but one of the things she said is that she was showing my profile to her friend... and her friend was like "no, don't go for him!" and she was like "why, he seems really cool!", she was like "but he says he plays video games". That sucks. And the last girl I liked told me I play way too many video games. :-\
So I went on a date Thurs night with a girl... the girl wasn't bad, there was just nothing too special about her, but one of the things she said is that she was showing my profile to her friend... and her friend was like "no, don't go for him!" and she was like "why, he seems really cool!", she was like "but he says he plays video games". That sucks. And the last girl I liked told me I play way too many video games. :-\
So I went on a date Thurs night with a girl... the girl wasn't bad, there was just nothing too special about her, but one of the things she said is that she was showing my profile to her friend... and her friend was like "no, don't go for him!" and she was like "why, he seems really cool!", she was like "but he says he plays video games". That sucks. And the last girl I liked told me I play way too many video games. :-\
I'm gonna tell you right now, if you drop video games for pussy, you are the biggest cigarillo i ever know
dont EVER change for a woman, EVER
if she cant deal that you play games, she is not worth the time of day, move on
So I went on a date Thurs night with a girl... the girl wasn't bad, there was just nothing too special about her, but one of the things she said is that she was showing my profile to her friend... and her friend was like "no, don't go for him!" and she was like "why, he seems really cool!", she was like "but he says he plays video games". That sucks. And the last girl I liked told me I play way too many video games. :-\No girls have ever gotten mad at me for playing too many games, except when i was ruining my life with a speed + Dynasty Warriors combo.
So I went on a date Thurs night with a girl... the girl wasn't bad, there was just nothing too special about her, but one of the things she said is that she was showing my profile to her friend... and her friend was like "no, don't go for him!" and she was like "why, he seems really cool!", she was like "but he says he plays video games". That sucks. And the last girl I liked told me I play way too many video games. :-\
I'm gonna tell you right now, if you drop video games for pussy, you are the biggest cigarillo i ever know
QuoteI'm gonna tell you right now, if you drop video games for pussy, you are the biggest cigarillo i ever know
I bet you'll change your tune when MS starts giving out achievement points for sexual encounters
QuoteI'm gonna tell you right now, if you drop video games for pussy, you are the biggest cigarillo i ever know
I bet you'll change your tune when MS starts giving out achievement points for sexual encounters
Me and Particle gonna start online dating.
Wish us luck guys.
Me and Particle gonna start online dating.
Wish us luck guys.
Your making Particle the cool young dude, aren't you?
Yeah you playing video games isn't a flaw. Just those girls don't share the interest.:bow :bow
I'm the girl.
It says "Female" in my profile for a reason.
You can't trick me.
Not again.
After you know, all those other times.
Seriously, never again.
QuoteNEVER AGAIN
.
Junpei post a pic of your hair plz
I'm the girl.
It says "Female" in my profile for a reason.
You can't trick me.
Not again.
After you know, all those other times.
Seriously, never again.
Give us a chance. Mama needs some lovin.
Isn't it just easier to meet a girl at uni/work/out in the wild/bar then online dating?
You have a learning disability?
Yeah.
QuoteIsn't it just easier to meet a girl at uni/work/out in the wild/bar then online dating?
I once met a girl in a bar and broke it off when I discovered she wrote awful poetry. Another time I met a hot girl in a coffeeshop and went with her to a dance party; I lost interest when I learned she liked to post journal entries in textspeak. With online dating you see her writing skill right off the bat so there are no nasty surprises.
Look, I don't care if you aren't a girl(Though, I do prefer it). You just gotta be honest with me. Building any sort of relationship based on lies isn't my cup of tea, dawg.
So I went on a date Thurs night with a girl... the girl wasn't bad, there was just nothing too special about her, but one of the things she said is that she was showing my profile to her friend... and her friend was like "no, don't go for him!" and she was like "why, he seems really cool!", she was like "but he says he plays video games". That sucks. And the last girl I liked told me I play way too many video games. :-\
Look, I don't care if you aren't a girl(Though, I do prefer it). You just gotta be honest with me. Building any sort of relationship based on lies isn't my cup of tea, dawg.
I'm sorry,I'll be honest with you from now on.
Okay, good. So for the last time, what are you?
Is that why you stopped talking to me???
Aw, your flirtations are flattering :-*Is that why you stopped talking to me???
I didn't stop talking to you! I've been away in another city. Your writing skills are excellent.
(a) Anne Rice series, Laura K. Hamilton series, The Black Jewel Trilogy, throw in a bit of Ayn Rand and Machiavelli and tons more.
(b) Conversations with other Women, Atonement, Interview with a Vampire, Requiem for a Dream, Blow, Seven, Fight Club, Crash, The virgin Suicides, American Beauty, and spice it up with The Fifth Element
(c) Rilo Kiley,Feist, Nirvana, Bush, No Doubt, Dido, Bright Eyes, Brand New, Weezer, Dave Navarro, Silverchair, Hooverphonic and Oasis
The six things I could never do without
good music, good company, good food,
sleep/sex, art, books
I like half of those bands >:(
And honestly I would rather fuck to Mclachlan and Dresden Dolls then to say, modern popular rap music like Soulja Boy or that bullshit.
Or country.
she's going to want to fuck while listening to sarah mclachlan and dresden dolls
this chick just rated me a 5 on looks, plus she's very open it seems:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=ginniboom
I'm gonna contact her!
First chick looks rather...average. Plus she looks dirty. Second chick looks fat. wtf man, is this a joke account?i'm not trying to lay either one of them. First chick i was interested in because she like electronic music. i really just wanted to meet her just to hang out. Second chick is just some random from my inbox. i could post much worse, though none as bad as the manly cheeseburger i got months back on Yahoo!.
The first band she listed is Rilo Kiley; tap that shit. If she starts talking about Rand, just turn up The Execution of All Things.fucking f'real real
please don't post that. ever again :lolSomeday...
you need to post pics of yourself though
and why have they all been raped before
why is every chick on the internet besides me "bisexual"dunno. but it's like heaven for me
and why have they all been raped before
First chick looks rather...average. Plus she looks dirty. Second chick looks fat. wtf man, is this a joke account?i'm not trying to lay either one of them. First chick i was interested in because she like electronic music. i really just wanted to meet her just to hang out. Second chick is just some random from my inbox. i could post much worse, though none as bad as the manly cheeseburger i got months back on Yahoo!.
Yeah, i've known a few women who were into EDM, but it was more the shitty epic trance category. :/ She's really into the local scene which is evidentally largely rap + DnB/breaks. i've never been big into that scene, but it's a start.First chick looks rather...average. Plus she looks dirty. Second chick looks fat. wtf man, is this a joke account?i'm not trying to lay either one of them. First chick i was interested in because she like electronic music. i really just wanted to meet her just to hang out. Second chick is just some random from my inbox. i could post much worse, though none as bad as the manly cheeseburger i got months back on Yahoo!.
Yeah, definitely go for the first chick. EDM loving girls are sooooo rare :'(, seriously from me she gets +2 points at least on the hotness scale just b/c she likes that.
Yeah, i've known a few women who were into EDM, but it was more the shitty epic trance category. :/ She's really into the local scene which is evidentally largely rap + DnB/breaks. i've never been big into that scene, but it's a start.First chick looks rather...average. Plus she looks dirty. Second chick looks fat. wtf man, is this a joke account?i'm not trying to lay either one of them. First chick i was interested in because she like electronic music. i really just wanted to meet her just to hang out. Second chick is just some random from my inbox. i could post much worse, though none as bad as the manly cheeseburger i got months back on Yahoo!.
Yeah, definitely go for the first chick. EDM loving girls are sooooo rare :'(, seriously from me she gets +2 points at least on the hotness scale just b/c she likes that.
This was like what... almost 8 years ago. i'm talking "Sandstorm" and "Castles in the Sky" shitty epic trance. i've haven't met any women who like electronic music outside of more downtempo and ambient stuff in years.Yeah, i've known a few women who were into EDM, but it was more the shitty epic trance category. :/ She's really into the local scene which is evidentally largely rap + DnB/breaks. i've never been big into that scene, but it's a start.First chick looks rather...average. Plus she looks dirty. Second chick looks fat. wtf man, is this a joke account?i'm not trying to lay either one of them. First chick i was interested in because she like electronic music. i really just wanted to meet her just to hang out. Second chick is just some random from my inbox. i could post much worse, though none as bad as the manly cheeseburger i got months back on Yahoo!.
Yeah, definitely go for the first chick. EDM loving girls are sooooo rare :'(, seriously from me she gets +2 points at least on the hotness scale just b/c she likes that.
You can send those girls who like epic trance over my way!!!
this is some pitiful shit. I'm fat and I'm still not desperate enough to use an online dating site. I hope EBers are doing this shit for entertainment, not to actually find partners :-\It's another avenue to meet women. :-\
not like I'm any kind of casanova or anything when it comes to the ladies, but really man, once you get over that initial fear of first impressions, meeting women is easy as piss.Most of the women in my town are retired, as it's a retirement town. Then there's the many married MILFs. After that, it's kinda slim pickings, because the 20-somethings that i would be dating did what twentysomethings in any boring-as-shit town do -- they went in school out of town/state, and only visit the area to visit their folks.
No, that's Toni from Peep Show. i was looking for a better image but started watching Peep Show clips instead.
I love Toni. How could you not love someone who gives you a handjob while they're crying because they think you're dying????
I love Toni. How could you not love someone who gives you a handjob while they're crying because they think you're dying????
Wow, this makes me want to watch this show
:lol