Author Topic: Online dating :( (Read 53489 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #120 on:** January 30, 2008, 12:06:20 PM »

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=textual_tension

this girl is one of my top matches and seems pretty appealing. Studious people are always good, and I like that she admits to liking radio country instead of giving the usual long list of generic hipster-nerd favorites, even though I personally hate radio country and have the usual long list of generic hipster-nerd favorites. I also like that she's too lazy to properly answer most of the questions --- a kindred spirit! --- although she does lose half a point for her forced-quirky answer to the last question, not that I'd do any better.

i'm sure i've destroyed any possible chance with her by linking to her profile on Evilbore, though.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #121 on:** January 30, 2008, 12:53:15 PM »

This girl just sent me a "woo". She's still in highschool wtf
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=UnicornsExist

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #122 on:** January 30, 2008, 12:59:34 PM »

aren't you only like 22? You should buy your plane ticket to Sweden right now. hell I'll go with you

abrader · « **Reply #123 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:09:46 PM »

PD this is all ya gotta do...

Rokk yer top fits and head out to the club. (yea i just typed that)

ANYTIME you see a girl look at you, make eye contact and smile, or look more than once (means she is shy and maybe a crazy fukk) - make SURE you go up to her and talk within the next 5 seconds. Make haste.

When you talk to her make sure you keep your eyes locked on hers hard....at that point it shouldnt matter what yer sayin.....just take the reign and ride the horse home.

MUCH easier than loggin on to heffa.com and meeting a girl who could really be anything including some KKK members who want to lure you to your demise.

Fukk net hookups man.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #124 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:14:01 PM »

Quote from: abrader on January 30, 2008, 01:09:46 PM

PD this is all ya gotta do...

Rokk yer top fits and head out to the club. (yea i just typed that)

ANYTIME you see a girl look at you, make eye contact and smile, or look more than once (means she is shy and maybe a crazy fukk) - make SURE you go up to her and talk within the next 5 seconds. Make haste.

When you talk to her make sure you keep your eyes locked on hers hard....at that point it shouldnt matter what yer sayin.....just take the reign and ride the horse home.

MUCH easier than loggin on to heffa.com and meeting a girl who could really be anything including some KKK members who want to lure you to your demise.

Fukk net hookups man.

You sir have convinced me

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #125 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:23:22 PM »

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ANYTIME you see a girl look at you, make eye contact and smile, or look more than once (means she is shy and maybe a crazy fukk) - make SURE you go up to her and talk within the next 5 seconds. Make haste.

When you talk to her make sure you keep your eyes locked on hers hard....at that point it shouldnt matter what yer sayin.....just take the reign and ride the horse home.

I do all that (except for the riding home part) and it accomplishes nothing for me. Guess I'm just not hot like PD

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #126 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:25:10 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 01:23:22 PM

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ANYTIME you see a girl look at you, make eye contact and smile, or look more than once (means she is shy and maybe a crazy fukk) - make SURE you go up to her and talk within the next 5 seconds. Make haste.

When you talk to her make sure you keep your eyes locked on hers hard....at that point it shouldnt matter what yer sayin.....just take the reign and ride the horse home.

I do all that (except for the riding home part) and it accomplishes nothing for me. Guess I'm just not hot like PD

Do you have any pics to share?

I'm just not a party type. I don't like being around a bunch of people anyway, so bars aren't good spots for me.

abrader · « **Reply #127 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:26:13 PM »

^^ there are little things you gotta look for - like when she is talking - just keep the eyelock...if she seems to talk slower or seems not all together know that she is likely ready to go - k

abrader · « **Reply #128 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:26:57 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 01:25:10 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 01:23:22 PM
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ANYTIME you see a girl look at you, make eye contact and smile, or look more than once (means she is shy and maybe a crazy fukk) - make SURE you go up to her and talk within the next 5 seconds. Make haste.

When you talk to her make sure you keep your eyes locked on hers hard....at that point it shouldnt matter what yer sayin.....just take the reign and ride the horse home.

I do all that (except for the riding home part) and it accomplishes nothing for me. Guess I'm just not hot like PD

Do you have any pics to share?

I'm just not a party type. I don't like being around a bunch of people anyway, so bars aren't good spots for me.

A bunch of people = more girl ops.

more ops = higher % of success.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #129 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:30:13 PM »

Shouldn't coffeeshops count? I've been in St. Louis for three weeks now, spend like 24/7 studying and programming in coffeeshops and during this whole time I've only met six girls, only two of who gave me their phone numbers. I always make eye contact etc etc. It just doesn't work for everyone.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #130 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:31:10 PM »

How do I search for chicks who want casual encounters

abrader · « **Reply #131 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:32:18 PM »

Coffeeshops are fine - usually hippies there are high or tripping but whatever....

Coffeshop is more like a date place - not the "raw hook up in under 30 minutes and maybe even fuck in public its so hott" PD really needs here.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #132 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:32:38 PM »

bald girls are sexy anyway, like in THX

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #133 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:34:43 PM »

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Do you know what sperm tastes like?
Yes
No

Make this one of my Key Questions.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #134 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:36:26 PM »

I can imagine what it tastes like based on what it smells like, but I dunno if that counts.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #135 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:39:08 PM »

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Under the right circumstances, would you allow a partner to lick your anus?
Yes.
No.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #136 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:40:25 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 01:31:10 PM

How do I search for chicks who want casual encounters

http://adultfriendfinder.com
http://craigslist.com

...oh wait, you tried those two already right?

http://latvianbrides.com

Mupepe · « **Reply #137 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:41:22 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on January 30, 2008, 01:40:25 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 01:31:10 PM
How do I search for chicks who want casual encounters

http://adultfriendfinder.com
http://craigslist.com

...oh wait, you tried those two already right?

http://latvianbrides.com

sick burn!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #138 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:44:15 PM »

stfu whoren

spoiler (click to show/hide)

jk

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recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #139 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:44:31 PM »

I'm kinda really just looking for friends and people to talk to anyway. Except not. Except yes.

hell, I dunno what I'm looking for

cloudwalking · « **Reply #140 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:45:11 PM »

with latvianbrides you're guaranteed sex, just be prepared to do a little work for it

fly to riga a few times
take her out a few times
buy her some jewelry
buy her a plane ticket back to ann arbor
get married
start the green card process...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #141 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:46:01 PM »

I answered some more match questions, and now my closest match is:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=twinkieilicous

Willco, hold me

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #142 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:47:59 PM »

PD, are your matches mostly bisexual like mine?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #143 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:49:03 PM »

New message:

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NICE PIC SWEETIE....

$:-\$

Mupepe · « **Reply #144 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:54:39 PM »

gah. fat black girl flipping off a camera. I'm sure she thinks she's a prize with that photo too

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #145 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:55:28 PM »

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I answered some more match questions, and now my closest match is:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=twinkieilicous

wait, what's wrong with her, apart from her username?

abrader · « **Reply #146 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:55:55 PM »

That "black girl" scores a pretty high rating on my Guy-dar.

Junpei? Male or Female?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #147 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:59:26 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 01:55:28 PM

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I answered some more match questions, and now my closest match is:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=twinkieilicous

wait, what's wrong with her, apart from her username?

Nothing, she's awesome

But I'm surprised this chick isn't my best match
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=NikkiLee125

1. She's beautiful
2. She loves Harry Potter
3. No Country For Old Men was her fav movie of 2007 so she has good taste
4. She's majoring in accounting
5. She's shy

omg

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #148 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:08:24 PM »

your matches seem to be prettier than mine, though I like mine better, no surprise. are you just more normal than me?

and you never told me if you're getting a lot of bisexual matches or not. I wanna know if there's something about my answers that appeal to bisexuals/indicate that bisexuals would be appealing, or if it's just that the sort of women who make OKCupid profiles are the sort who are bisexual or like to say they are.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #149 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:11:12 PM »

Nope no bisexuals. Lots of agnostics though

Bloodwake · « **Reply #150 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:13:04 PM »

What's pissing me off about OKCupid is the lack of body shots. It's hard to tell what they TRULY look like.

PD, go for the Asian. Yes.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #151 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:15:39 PM »

really, none at all? all of my top 4 and 12 of my top 20 are. what do you suppose it is about me?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #152 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:35:41 PM »

I don't want to contact any of the chicks I like. Might seem creepy; I'll wait for them to contact me. But eventually I might just take the first step with that hot black chick. She's 23 tho :/

recursivelyenumerable: Dunno. Post your profile!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #153 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:37:03 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 02:35:41 PM

I don't want to contact any of the chicks I like. Might seem creepy; I'll wait for them to contact me. But eventually I might just take the first step with that hot black chick. She's 23 tho :/

recursivelyenumerable: Dunno. Post your profile!

And so it begins!

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Mupepe · « **Reply #154 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:38:19 PM »

Date an older chick. They're always better

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #155 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:40:36 PM »

But will an older chick want to be with a guy like me? I don't have much experience. But I will promise this: I'm gonna eat the shit out of the vag of the first clean chick I have sex with

abrader · « **Reply #156 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:42:04 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 02:40:36 PM

But will an older chick want to be with a guy like me? I don't have much experience. But I will promise this: I'm gonna eat the shit out of the vag of the first clean chick I have sex with

OMFG!!!!!!!!!

And thats about all i can type im laughing so hard...

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #157 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:47:41 PM »

i'd think ideally it would not contain any shit to eat.

abrader · « **Reply #158 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:49:19 PM »

PD - take it one step at a time.

Dont try to be an oral maestro on your first go.

SpudBud · « **Reply #159 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:52:09 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 02:40:36 PM

But will an older chick want to be with a guy like me? I don't have much experience. But I will promise this: I'm gonna eat the shit out of the vag of the first clean chick I have sex with

Mupepe · « **Reply #160 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:52:15 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 02:40:36 PM

But will an older chick want to be with a guy like me? I don't have much experience. But I will promise this: I'm gonna eat the shit out of the vag of the first clean chick I have sex with

Most won't care. They can mold you into their perfect lover

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #161 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:52:47 PM »

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Dont try to be an oral maestro on your first go.

i wanted to give it a try, but she wouldn't let me. $:-\$

Bloodwake · « **Reply #162 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:56:15 PM »

Well, now we know what PD wants to do the most.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #163 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:01:29 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 30, 2008, 02:52:15 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 02:40:36 PM
But will an older chick want to be with a guy like me? I don't have much experience. But I will promise this: I'm gonna eat the shit out of the vag of the first clean chick I have sex with
Most won't care. They can mold you into their perfect lover

God I hope so. I'm basically up for anything

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #164 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:03:23 PM »

I did dance with a girl for the first (actually second) time in my life last weekend. and she approached me! at a party that I got invited to in the first place by a couple of (different) girls who I met at a coffee shop earlier that evening! making a total of three girls involved that night, all of whom were very cool and cute and etc

TVC15 · « **Reply #165 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:08:07 PM »

Wow recursively, now you can go to the seventh grade.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #166 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:10:26 PM »

fuck you. I managed to avoid all dance and dance-like social functions for my entire school and other career.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #167 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:10:32 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 30, 2008, 03:08:07 PM

Wow recursively, now you can go to the seventh grade.

Recursively POST YOUR PROFILE omg

abrader · « **Reply #168 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:11:53 PM »

[youtube=425,350]DW5TW3tgUts[/youtube]

PD - the part you need to see starts at 1:00.

T234 · « **Reply #169 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:12:07 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 30, 2008, 03:08:07 PM

Wow recursively, now you can go to the seventh grade.

Hey now, TVC, not all of us had priests! Some of us had to work for it!

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #170 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:12:21 PM »

I told you, I never bothered to fill out a profile. I only answered a bunch of multiple-choice questions and uploaded the same picture I've already posted on GAF several times.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #171 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:13:13 PM »

I love the internet.

It's a self-esteem booster, that's for sure.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #172 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:16:04 PM »

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I managed to avoid all dance and dance-like social functions for my entire school and other career.

and I should add that I am proud of this, even if right now I have somewhat different priorities and aspirations that it's temporarily inconvenienced

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #173 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:20:17 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #174 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:22:32 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on January 30, 2008, 03:13:13 PM

I love the internet.

It's a self-esteem booster, that's for sure.

My confidence went from like 10% to 60% after Lila said I was hot on GAF.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #175 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:23:08 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 03:22:32 PM

Quote from: Bloodwake on January 30, 2008, 03:13:13 PM
I love the internet.

It's a self-esteem booster, that's for sure.

My confidence went from like 10% to 60% after Lila said I was hot on GAF.

Fucking bitch.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #176 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:23:47 PM »

I'm on dial-up and can't load that whole video, but are you calling me an ungulate?

abrader · « **Reply #177 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:24:43 PM »

^^ if yer talking to me - no i just wanted PD to know from Costanza's experience that when he gets 'the tap' he should chill on the vajayjay hayday

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #178 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:26:13 PM »

Wasn't that all about George Steinbrenner?

abrader · « **Reply #179 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:28:37 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 03:26:13 PM

Wasn't that all about George Steinbrenner?

hehe i edited my post and added a new clip thats gets right to the meat of the matter.

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Author Topic: Online dating :( (Read 53489 times)