Author Topic: Online dating :( (Read 53936 times)

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #420 on:** February 07, 2008, 12:15:19 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2008, 12:02:15 PM

Lots of dark haired, square spectacled women in philosophy I guess

Each failed her philosophy of make-up class.

Eric P · « **Reply #421 on:** February 07, 2008, 12:16:32 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2008, 12:02:15 PM

Lots of dark haired, square spectacled women in philosophy I guess

aka hotties

tiesto · « **Reply #422 on:** February 07, 2008, 12:40:06 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2008, 11:54:50 AM

Quote from: tiesto on February 07, 2008, 11:42:14 AM
Quote from: elektrikluv on February 07, 2008, 10:28:34 AM
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http://www.plentyoffish.com/member6445643.htm#in

She contacted me. Maybe she looks manly because of the athletics? The face pic is kinda cute though

PD, one of my main criticisms about these girls is that they sound really really stupid (besides the hot black 23 year old). I can understand that some men are willing to put up with a stupid girl if she is good looking (for obvious reasons), but these girls are really not and therefore I don't get the willingness to go out/meet up with them!

My mom's freaking out right now because the girl I've been hanging out with only has an Associate's degree (and I have a Master's) and a low-wage job... I don't think guys (at least I myself don't) care about intelligence as much as looks and personality (does she treat you right and respect you?). I'm looking to go out and have a good time with a fun and sweet girl, not wax philosophical over the collective works of Dostyevsky...

What does a dj need a masters for?

I only DJ for fun, I'm actually a software/systems engineer at a major defense contractor.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #423 on:** February 08, 2008, 08:55:56 PM »

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My mom's freaking out right now because the girl I've been hanging out with only has an Associate's degree (and I have a Master's) and a low-wage job... I don't think guys (at least I myself don't) care about intelligence as much as looks and personality (does she treat you right and respect you?).

for anyone with whom I'd have an extended relationship (i.e. more than an hour and a half or so) intelligence is really important. this was driven home for me last fall when I spent the night with two very cute girls who were really into me, but I didn't much enjoy it because their conversation was so inane. If I can't talk to someone, I can't connect with them, and if they're not intelligent, I can't talk to them.

Looks don't matter that much beyond a certain low threshold. When you get close enough, instinct or whatever starts kicking in and you're not paying much attention to what's going on visually anyway.

Mupepe · « **Reply #424 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:06:36 PM »

Intelligence and personality do not matter when you're trying to fuck a random slut.

Intelligence and personality must meet a very small quota when you're trying to fuck a girl more than once.

Intelligence and personality matter just as much, if not more when you're trying to actually date a girl.

Mupepe · « **Reply #425 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:10:37 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on February 08, 2008, 09:10:06 PM

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Intelligence and personality do not matter when you're trying to fuck a random slut.

well, i think if they are low IQ and have a 'needy' personality, it makes it a lot easier!

touche!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #426 on:** April 02, 2008, 06:30:01 PM »

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hello boo how are u? i've been lookin at your page for a couple dayz figured i'd say hello. u look like some1 i know. you used to live in bellville? anyway i'd love to talk plus i noticed you don't like to far away

$:-\$

demi · « **Reply #427 on:** April 02, 2008, 06:41:49 PM »

the future of the black male

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #428 on:** April 02, 2008, 06:43:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2008, 06:30:01 PM

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hello boo how are u? i've been lookin at your page for a couple dayz figured i'd say hello. u look like some1 i know. you used to live in bellville? anyway i'd love to talk plus i noticed you don't like to far away

$:-\$

She;ll have your baby!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #429 on:** April 02, 2008, 06:47:28 PM »

I must be cursed. Honestly I've barely paid any attention to my profiles, but everytime I check to see who's viewing it...I see fat white chicks. And none of my best matches are black on OkCupid

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #430 on:** April 02, 2008, 06:49:00 PM »

how many views/day do you typically get?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #431 on:** April 02, 2008, 06:52:52 PM »

I don't know if the site tracks official numbers but it seems like 3-4 people stalk my page a day on OkCupid. Dunno about plentyoffish - maybe a couple a week

Robo · « **Reply #432 on:** April 02, 2008, 06:59:13 PM »

Isn't it that "# stalks per week" statistic to the left?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #433 on:** April 02, 2008, 07:07:34 PM »

You're right; as I expected it's 4

Robo · « **Reply #434 on:** April 02, 2008, 07:10:50 PM »

Mine says 68 stalks per week.

I should start pimping myself out.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #435 on:** April 02, 2008, 07:13:46 PM »

wtf where are you, California?

Robo · « **Reply #436 on:** April 02, 2008, 07:15:15 PM »

D.C. metro area must have a large percentage of lonely people.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #437 on:** April 02, 2008, 07:18:28 PM »

Post some of yer stalkers

$:-\$

on the right!

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #438 on:** April 02, 2008, 07:21:39 PM »

I will never ever post any poor girl's picture here for y'all to abuse, may God strike me down with lightning if I do.
(The fact that I don't even believe in God just makes it that much more drastic)

Robo · « **Reply #439 on:** April 02, 2008, 07:33:31 PM »

I really hope that chick with the 40oz is at costume party.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #440 on:** April 02, 2008, 07:37:51 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on April 02, 2008, 07:33:31 PM

I really hope that chick with the 40oz is at costume party.

Apparently she loves to play dress up

Himu · « **Reply #441 on:** April 02, 2008, 07:42:26 PM »

Fuck online dating. They don't go for black men at all or something. No one's messaged me in a month. I hate my life. The women around me aren't datable to me, and the women on okcupid don't message me. On top of that, Felicia never calls me back or even responds to my emails.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #442 on:** April 02, 2008, 07:44:44 PM »

PM me your okcupid page and I'll PM you mine. I just want to see the pics/descriptions you have. I have a feeling that you probably scare petite, nerdy women who like anime

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #443 on:** April 02, 2008, 07:58:37 PM »

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I am a distinctive individual due to how I dress. I don't dress like the average 22 year old, especially for a black man. I tend to try to dress with dignity, and many people comment that the way I dress makes me look smart. I'm not sure if this is an insult of compliment!

demi · « **Reply #444 on:** April 02, 2008, 08:00:00 PM »

hahahaha

Himu · « **Reply #445 on:** April 02, 2008, 08:00:59 PM »

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nice, introverted, and innovative

Himu · « **Reply #446 on:** April 02, 2008, 08:01:59 PM »

63% Match, 76% Friend, 22% Enemy

oh dear god okcupid thinks we're 63% match worthy

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #447 on:** April 02, 2008, 08:31:25 PM »

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I'm not sure if this is an insult of compliment!

It's a boat of car.

Robo · « **Reply #448 on:** April 02, 2008, 09:09:17 PM »

I have this chick at the top of my stalker list, although I'm pretty certain it's a spambot:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

possibly nsfw
http://panther.is2.okcimg.com/users/166/174/16617530519890368076/p165310584.jpg
http://panther.is3.okcimg.com/users/166/174/16617530519890368076/p553595375.jpg

[close]

I had to send a message anyway. Couldn't resist.

I'm surprised by most of my list, actually. Far fewer heffers than I expected.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #449 on:** April 02, 2008, 09:13:01 PM »

Date this one.

Mupepe · « **Reply #450 on:** April 02, 2008, 09:48:10 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2008, 07:18:28 PM

Post some of yer stalkers

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on the right!

WTF HIT IT!

Akala · « **Reply #451 on:** April 02, 2008, 11:06:13 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 02, 2008, 09:48:10 PM

WTF HIT IT!

Seconded. Now you have to.

Eric P · « **Reply #452 on:** April 02, 2008, 11:09:31 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2008, 07:18:28 PM

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on the right!

come on

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #453 on:** April 03, 2008, 11:29:20 AM »

WTF? The cute girl who I bombed in conversation with earlier is looking at my profile again. I dunno what to do in this kind of situation. I mean, why would another attempt turn out any different? Isn't trying the same thing over and over and expecting a different result a definition of insanity?

Rman · « **Reply #454 on:** April 03, 2008, 11:36:53 AM »

The one on the right can't be older than 12. Bail out, PD. You don't want to be on Dateline.

tiesto · « **Reply #455 on:** April 03, 2008, 11:46:25 AM »

Haven't been having much luck on the dating sites. I got a date tonight but I'm peeling and I look disgusting

And it's a coffee date, the lamest kind

She's a cute girl, I am just mostly going in an attempt to try and get over the last girl (who still wants to get dinner and who I suspect is gaming me)...

Mupepe · « **Reply #456 on:** April 03, 2008, 12:11:29 PM »

Quote from: Rman on April 03, 2008, 11:36:53 AM

The one on the right can't be older than 12. Bail out, PD. You don't want to be on Dateline.

she's a cutie wtf?

Rman · « **Reply #457 on:** April 03, 2008, 12:12:46 PM »

She looks underage, Mupepe. You don't agree?

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #458 on:** April 03, 2008, 12:13:08 PM »

Def underage

Mupepe · « **Reply #459 on:** April 03, 2008, 12:18:46 PM »

Quote from: Rman on April 03, 2008, 12:12:46 PM

She looks underage, Mupepe. You don't agree?

Nope. I see tons of hispanic girls that look like that and are like 21 or 22. Or have they been lying to me? oh shit :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #460 on:** April 03, 2008, 12:30:26 PM »

she's 18!

Mupepe · « **Reply #461 on:** April 03, 2008, 12:31:30 PM »

fuck yeah, i'd hit it. do it, pd.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #462 on:** April 03, 2008, 12:35:48 PM »

What's with all the ugly scrunched noses and tongues?

Mupepe · « **Reply #463 on:** April 03, 2008, 12:37:20 PM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on April 03, 2008, 12:35:48 PM

What's with all the ugly scrunched noses and tongues?

Does it matter? She's not fat and she's not white. So she automatically destroys the rest of PD's suitors

Bloodwake · « **Reply #464 on:** April 03, 2008, 12:46:29 PM »

Fuck online dating, Nerdy Cute Girl finally came around.

We made out for like an hour and a half. Then one of the guys at the party decided to be bisexual and grope both of us. We left after that and stumbled past the police station downtown while occasionally stopping to make out some more.

FTW.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #465 on:** April 03, 2008, 01:20:57 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 03, 2008, 12:30:26 PM

she's 18!

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And a poet.

Sure she's isn't 12?

Mupepe · « **Reply #466 on:** April 03, 2008, 01:21:47 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on April 03, 2008, 01:19:00 PM

PD, hit that or send her my way. WTF man.

finally! a man with some taste!

Quote from: Bloodwake on April 03, 2008, 12:46:29 PM

Fuck online dating, Nerdy Cute Girl finally came around.

We made out for like an hour and a half. Then one of the guys at the party decided to be bisexual and grope both of us. We left after that and stumbled past the police station downtown while occasionally stopping to make out some more.

FTW.

kinky! you should have gotten off in a back alley somewhere

Mupepe · « **Reply #467 on:** April 03, 2008, 01:26:16 PM »

Not to mention, he doesn't have any other options that come (cum) close to her!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #468 on:** April 03, 2008, 01:28:38 PM »

But she wears big sun-glasses!

Mupepe · « **Reply #469 on:** April 03, 2008, 01:30:44 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 03, 2008, 01:28:38 PM

But she wears big sun-glasses!

ever jizzed on big sun glasses? It ain't no joke

Mupepe · « **Reply #470 on:** April 03, 2008, 01:32:32 PM »

I wore Tool, A Perfect Circle and Matchbox Twenty shirts when I was 18 thinking I was some sort of beauty pageant winner. She'll learn. I can help.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #471 on:** April 03, 2008, 01:37:19 PM »

that girl is such a skeeze

Mupepe · « **Reply #472 on:** April 03, 2008, 01:37:36 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on April 03, 2008, 01:37:19 PM

that girl is such a skeeze

I like you more and more every day

tiesto · « **Reply #473 on:** April 03, 2008, 04:43:24 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on April 03, 2008, 12:46:29 PM

Fuck online dating, Nerdy Cute Girl finally came around.

We made out for like an hour and a half. Then one of the guys at the party decided to be bisexual and grope both of us. We left after that and stumbled past the police station downtown while occasionally stopping to make out some more.

FTW.

Awesome, this won't affect our Smash match later tonite, now, will it?

Actually, I have a date tonight (and tomorrow - meeting a girl to see Matthew Dear, a minimal DJ, in Brooklyn), that I postponed for a little bit just to get in the match

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #474 on:** April 12, 2008, 10:52:48 PM »

I'm now facing a set of problems somewhat different from what I was facing a year ago

:'(

tiesto · « **Reply #475 on:** April 13, 2008, 12:53:00 AM »

Date tonight seemed hopefully to go pretty well. Girl was MUCH better looking in person, we had a good time, played some games at Dave and Busters... played the trivia game and was showing her some of the classic games. She's never played Donkey Kong before but she likes DKC, so I was showing her the original DK and Mario Bros and Qix and shit. I had a really nice time, crossing my fingers she's interested in a second date.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #476 on:** April 13, 2008, 06:41:43 AM »

Scratch that, online dating is cool again.

Honestly, I think I'm just going to have a lot of drunken sex and give up temporarily on getting in a relationship. All sorts of girls want to fuck me now, they just don't want to date me.

demi · « **Reply #477 on:** April 13, 2008, 06:45:47 AM »

Aren't you in college? Dur

Bloodwake · « **Reply #478 on:** April 14, 2008, 12:33:04 PM »

Yeah, I need to post this profile:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=iheartyourguts

If she lived closer this would definitely be a one night stand of awesome. She's attracted to skinny nerdy guys with glasses. I pretty much qualify on every level.

T234 · « **Reply #479 on:** April 14, 2008, 01:06:00 PM »

EPIC MATCH

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Author Topic: Online dating :( (Read 53936 times)