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Title: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread
Post by: Mupepe on August 13, 2008, 02:44:18 PM
Okay, so I want to learn how to cook.  Maybe not anything fancy, but something that will impress and taste good.

So for the experts on the board, throw in your two cents here.  That includes recipes, general advice, new discoveries, etc.

Amateurs, ask questions in here regarding cooking literature, recipes, etc.

Also, for all the cooks here, try to post pictures of your creations!

:rock

Recipes:
Bildi's Mushroom and Bacon Pasta (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=23900.msg608804#msg608804)
GilloD's Pork and Tomato Recipe (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=23900.msg609602#msg609602)
Cormacaroni's Marinara Recipe (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=23900.msg610329#msg610329)
Cormacaroni's Steak Sauce (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=23900.msg610164#msg610164)
Cohen's Dough Recipe (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=23900.msg617297#msg617297)
CrystalGemini's Pork/Chicken Fried Rice (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=23900.msg618805#msg618805)
Etiolate's Kabob Turkey Meatballs (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=23900.msg620834#msg620834)
CrystalGemini's Chicken Fricassee (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=23900.msg621449#msg621449)
Cohen's Lamb and Penne Pasta (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=23900.msg634804#msg634804)
Mupepe's Spicy Chicken Spaghetti (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=23900.msg656769#msg656769)
Mupepe's Chocolate Chip Cookies (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=23900.msg669754#msg669754)

Other Info:
Tips on Marinading (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=23900.msg610014#msg610014)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: cool breeze on August 13, 2008, 02:47:54 PM
I'm not expert, but I will throw in a bit of knowledge:  Don't ever try to cook meat to be 'well done'.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mupepe on August 13, 2008, 02:50:47 PM
medium rare is how I like my steak :D
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 13, 2008, 02:53:28 PM
I will watch this thread and hopefully learn because I can't cook anything at all.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 13, 2008, 03:00:11 PM
First off, cooking is easy. It's way easier than programming or learning a foreign language or playing videogames. If you can read, you can cook. And if you just get out there and start cooking, you will learn to cook as you do it.

These three cookbooks are the cornerstone of my library and are all extremely "old school":

The Fannie Farmer Cookbook
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51i2X0m69qL.jpg)
http://www.amazon.com/Fannie-Farmer-Cookbook-Anniversary/dp/0679450815/

Julia Child's Mastering the Art of French Cooking
(http://eatmelosangeles.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/julia-child.jpg)
http://www.amazon.com/Mastering-Art-French-Cooking-Fortieth/dp/0375413405/

James Beard's American Cookery
(http://www.fancyfoodmagazine.com/images/James_Beard_American_Cookery.jpg)
http://www.amazon.com/James-Beards-American-Cookery-Beard/dp/0316085669/

If you get just one, I'd greatly recommend American Cookery. What do I like about these cookbooks?

- Simple, easy to follow recipes of classic dishes.
- Extremely comprehensive - these books have hundreds of recipes covering all sorts of dishes. (meat, poultry, breakfast, desserts, sides, etc.)
- Along with the recipes, these books provide an excellent overview of cooking technique, history, and process.

Probably one of the hardest (but most important) things to learn about cooking is that, for most things, the recipes are just somebody's idea of what the food should taste like - the numbers are there because they had to write something down. Old recipes didn't even have measurements! When reading a recipe, try to focus on what's going on with the tastes of the ingredients, and less on the numbers. And once you've finished cooking the dish, think back to the recipe and try to taste the effect the ingredients had on the final product. The numbers might as well be arbitrary; the flavors and ingredients are what makes the food taste the way it does.

After you've cooked two or three things from the same "family" (steaks, pasta, lasagnas, puddings, whatever!), you'll start to see what the common factors (ingredients, kind of heat, time spent cooking) are between the recipes. At this point, you should start branching out and experimenting. This is where the real fun begins! You can also take advantage of your own field of knowledge and use it to kick up/modify "traditional" recipes. For example, I'm really comfortable working with Asian flavors (because I first started cooking when I was living on my own in Japan), so I'll often use Asian spices and flavors in American or Mexican dishes. AND IT'S AWESOME.

Oh, and the other thing I wish I had known from the start - even if you're just cooking for yourself, make a lot (this seems obvious, but our individually-portioned society had ruined my brain). It's takes just as much effort to make 1 serving as it does to make 4, and with 4 you get lots of leftovers, not to mention way better bang for your buck, both moneywise and timewise.

GOOD LUCK! Remember that cooking is fun and have fun cooking!
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mupepe on August 13, 2008, 03:03:02 PM
Shit!  Thank you, Patel!!!

I'm going to head to B&N or something and see if I can pick up any of those. 

Also, if you guys are going to cook stuff, try to take pictures please!
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: lordmaji on August 13, 2008, 03:10:24 PM
try this when you are bbqing next time Muppy.

Buy some raw shrimp & shell them. Then, you get a bowl or bag whatever works for you. Then some minced garlic, w/ olive oil, add garlic pepper salt and put the raw shrimp in a bag or bowl and let them soak in the sauce for about half an hour (I shake it every 10mins). Get some skewers, put em on the skewers and then put them on the bbq until they are pink/orange looking and eat. It's awwwweeesssooommmeee trust me on this man.

Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Brehvolution on August 13, 2008, 03:12:24 PM
Damn, you the man SP!!
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Post by: MCD on August 13, 2008, 03:12:52 PM
get a woman.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 13, 2008, 03:13:29 PM
No problem. As I mentioned, I really recommend the Beard. You may want to flip through them at the store and see which one seems more your style.

Also, all three books I recommended are extremely "old school" - like, 50+ years old. That said, people have been cooking for thousands of years, so I don't see any harm in having the same cookbook on your shelf that your grandma used.

Anyway, grandma's cooking is the best, right? ;) Seriously, though, I find that most modern cookbooks are focused on glossy food photography and chefs showing off how "cool" they are by using more and more obscure techniques and ingredients - for a cornerstone cookbook and getting your bearings in the kitchen, the classics are where it's at.

Aside: for Japanese cooking, my first cookbook was the one used by my HS students in their home economics class - I found that it gave easy-to-follow recipes with minimal ingredients and clear instructions for lots of traditional Japanese dishes. :lol
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mupepe on August 13, 2008, 03:33:58 PM
try this when you are bbqing next time Muppy.

Buy some raw shrimp & shell them. Then, you get a bowl or bag whatever works for you. Then some minced garlic, w/ olive oil, add garlic pepper salt and put the raw shrimp in a bag or bowl and let them soak in the sauce for about half an hour (I shake it every 10mins). Get some skewers, put em on the skewers and then put them on the bbq until they are pink/orange looking and eat. It's awwwweeesssooommmeee trust me on this man.


I don't like shrimp :(

No problem. As I mentioned, I really recommend the Beard. You may want to flip through them at the store and see which one seems more your style.

Also, all three books I recommended are extremely "old school" - like, 50+ years old. That said, people have been cooking for thousands of years, so I don't see any harm in having the same cookbook on your shelf that your grandma used.

Anyway, grandma's cooking is the best, right? ;) Seriously, though, I find that most modern cookbooks are focused on glossy food photography and chefs showing off how "cool" they are by using more and more obscure techniques and ingredients - for a cornerstone cookbook and getting your bearings in the kitchen, the classics are where it's at.

Aside: for Japanese cooking, my first cookbook was the one used by my HS students in their home economics class - I found that it gave easy-to-follow recipes with minimal ingredients and clear instructions for lots of traditional Japanese dishes. :lol
I'm down with more old fashioned cooking so that works perfect for me.  Plus, I'm not sure exactly how relevant it is to new cookbooks, but I really hate "new takes on old recipes".  It usually just tastes weird to me.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: GilloD on August 13, 2008, 03:35:48 PM
I was actually a cook for a short period of time. I make weekly menus to keep food cost down, so I'll hop in on this thread.
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Post by: lordmaji on August 13, 2008, 03:44:43 PM
try this when you are bbqing next time Muppy.

Buy some raw shrimp & shell them. Then, you get a bowl or bag whatever works for you. Then some minced garlic, w/ olive oil, add garlic pepper salt and put the raw shrimp in a bag or bowl and let them soak in the sauce for about half an hour (I shake it every 10mins). Get some skewers, put em on the skewers and then put them on the bbq until they are pink/orange looking and eat. It's awwwweeesssooommmeee trust me on this man.


I don't like shrimp :(

well... fu then.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Fragamemnon on August 13, 2008, 03:50:22 PM
I will document the atrocity that is my cooking technique this evening with photos from my crappy five year old 2.0 megapixel point and shoot.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 13, 2008, 03:50:46 PM
I will document the atrocity that is my cooking technique this evening with photos from my crappy five year old 2.0 megapixel point and shoot.
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT

:rock
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: DJ_Tet on August 13, 2008, 03:56:28 PM
This thread is hot.  Will bookmark for future use  :-*

My cousin is a chef, I have a few tricks but nothing like him.  I like SP's advice on 'MAKE A LOT' when you go to the effort of cooking.  Maximize your food potential by cooking 4 portions (that's two full meals for two people) and you only have to clean up once.  The worst part of cooking to me is the prep time for the meat and the clean-up.  Also a skill is juggling several different tasks at once to have the whole meal ready at the same time.

I pretty much keep it simple by preparing a salad and then eating a main dish.  I don't mess around with sides too often unless I feel like some peas or corn, something easy. 
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: GilloD on August 13, 2008, 04:04:47 PM
No problem. As I mentioned, I really recommend the Beard. You may want to flip through them at the store and see which one seems more your style.

Also, all three books I recommended are extremely "old school" - like, 50+ years old. That said, people have been cooking for thousands of years, so I don't see any harm in having the same cookbook on your shelf that your grandma used.

Anyway, grandma's cooking is the best, right? ;) Seriously, though, I find that most modern cookbooks are focused on glossy food photography and chefs showing off how "cool" they are by using more and more obscure techniques and ingredients - for a cornerstone cookbook and getting your bearings in the kitchen, the classics are where it's at.

Aside: for Japanese cooking, my first cookbook was the one used by my HS students in their home economics class - I found that it gave easy-to-follow recipes with minimal ingredients and clear instructions for lots of traditional Japanese dishes. :lol

Head to your local library- Most libraries have a pretty impressive span of cookbooks. Some are more useful than others (The French Laundry cookbook, for instance, is practically uncookable. Unless you wanna make yoru own CHLOROPHYLL). But like Patel said, just start cooking. I never, ever have been able to understand people who can't cook. You just open the book and follow the directions.

That said, you'll need some shit. The #1 enthusiasm killer in cooking is equipment. Nothing is more of a bummer than finding a recipe you like, reading in 3 steps and getting to: "Pull out your food atomizer and atomize the chicken".

I'm going to suggest some basic kitchen equipment you should have:

MUSTS:
(http://www.kitchenprofessional.co.uk/images/WUSTHOF%20KNIFE.jpg)
A reliable chef's knife. One good knife does the job of 10 shitty onces. My Wuhstof set me back about a 100$, but it's easily my most used piece of equipment. With this comes a primer on knife skills: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arOHmHYhEaY

Watch that. Learn how to hold a knife correctly (Btw. thumb and index finger). If possible, take a 101 class at a local upscale grocer. But learning to hold a knife correctly is the foundation of everything else. LET THE KNIFE DO THE WORK, the more "muscle" you put into it, the more likely you are to injure yourself.

Some kind of food processor. You can get a low-end Cuisinart for around 30,40 bucks. There are occassions in which you are going to need to blend something or chop a hard cheese and this will make your life 700 times easier.

(http://www.beloblog.com/ProJo_Blogs/shenews/06/blender.jpg)
An immersion blender- AKA, blender on a stick. You can get a cheap one for 10-15 bucks. Salad dressings, soups and sauces will all be your bitch. One less dirty dish, washes clean in seconds.


(http://www.thebachelorskitchen.com/images/prod/microplane_40000_20.jpg)
Nab yourself a microplane. These are down to 10-15 bucks, you'll need it for zesting citrus fruits and grating some spices.

With those 3 tools you've just earned the ability to change the texture and presentation of foods in millions of ways. You'll run up against situations in which you wish you had more esoteric tools (Mortar and pestle, garlic press, pizza stone)- but get those if you think you're really going to need them.

Next, you need to set up a pantry, a stock of common spices and ingredients that you'll come back to again and again. If you have free space START GROWING HERBS. Herbs are retardedly expensive at the grocery. For what you pay for a single package of basil, you can get yourself a basil plant that you can use all year long. Growing herbs is not difficult, they just need water and SOME sun. Just don't crowd them all in one pot. I grow Basil, Rosemary, Thyme and Sage. I think I got all 4 plants for around 12 or 15 dollars.

Outside of fresh herbs, my holy spice squadron: Cumin, Coriander, Red Pepper Flakes, Garlic Powder, Onion Powder, Sesame Seeds, ground cinnamon, WHOLE NUTMEG (Don't get the pre-ground shit). Outside of that, only buy what you need. Spices are expensive and having them just to have them adds up.

Other pantry needs: Olive oil, a neutral oil (Canola, Vegetable) for dressings/frying/whatevers, soy sauce, sesame oil, vinegars (Balsamic, Rice, Red and White wine and Apple Cider, but get them as you need them)

I do a lot of bread baking, so I always have a few flours on hand and keep cornmeal in stock- Awesome for polenta or muffins.

With this, you're probably ready for the world of cooking. So let me make a few suggestions: Make yourself a weekly menu. I spend about an hour on FoodGawker.com every week looking for things are easy to make and look great. This way when I go to the market/grocery, I know EXACTLY what I need and I'm not being distracted by things I think I might want to eat.

Find a Farmer's Market. AAA++ produce at reduced prices. Plus, you're only using what's in season. Part of the joy of cooking is remembering how good squash is in the winter or the graceful sweetness of TriStar Strawberries. Savor the act!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5199NRFX97L._SL500_AA240_.jpg)
I think Patel suggested some good books, but they can also be a bit imposing. I'd like to suggest the "Best American Recipes..." books that are published (I think) annually. They're all super simple recipes, pretty easy prep and they use flavors in a really intuitive way.
(http://disney-clipart.com/Ratatouille/jpg/ratatouille-remy2.jpg)
Once you've been cooking for awhile you'll find yourself at dinner one night looking over a recipe and going, "This is missing lime zest" or "Oh, this could use a basil syrup". You'll start to understand how things taste and how they compliment one another. Don't be afraid to start slow, but when you eat, think about the things you put in and how they're working together. It'll be like Ratatouille.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: GilloD on August 13, 2008, 04:06:16 PM
Oh- Don't be afraid to fuck up! Sometimes I make something 3 or 4 times before I really hit it on the head. If you burn a tuna steak today, you'll know how to cook it tommorrow!
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 13, 2008, 04:06:35 PM
oh, yeah, Gillo raises an excellent point:

buy a GREAT chef's knife and a VERY GOOD paring knife. those are the only two knives you need.

the importance of having a GREAT chef's knife cannot be overstated. seriously, spend like $80 on that thing, or more.

you will use it every time you cook for the next 20 to 30 years.

I always give people good knives as wedding gifts - they're often overlooked and it's literally the difference between cooking being a chore and being pleasurable.

the rest of the equipment he mentions is also a great help (especially a cheap food processor), but THE KNIFE IS LAW.

P.S. don't put them in the dishwasher ;)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: GilloD on August 13, 2008, 04:09:50 PM
oh, yeah, Gillo raises an excellent point:

buy a GREAT chef's knife and a VERY GOOD paring knife. those are the only two knives you need.

the importance of having a GREAT chef's knife cannot be overstated. seriously, spend like $80 on that thing, or more.

you will use it every time you cook for the next 20 to 30 years.

I always give people good knives as wedding gifts - they're often overlooked and it's literally the difference between cooking being a chore and being pleasurable.

P.S. don't put them in the dishwasher ;)


Wash that shit by hand. Treat it like a baby. Also- Get a decent home knife sharpener (20-30$) for a tune up every few weeks, but take it to a PRO every 6-8 months- This will only set you back like 5-15$ depending. It will get dull. And then you get it sharpened and it's like getting a brand new knife. If you wait too long, they will have to grind a new edge and that can get expensive
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 13, 2008, 04:11:58 PM
GilloD also raises another good point - a large part of cooking effectively is planning.

read the recipes, make a list, go to the store, buy what you need.

if you go to the store and buy random shit that looks good because you're hungry, then go home and try to turn it into a meal, you will FAILBOAT.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mupepe on August 13, 2008, 04:13:26 PM
holy shit, GilloD.

It looks like I've got some serious shopping to do.

I'll tell you what I have...

One of those shitty all in one knife sets with the cheap wooden holder.
A few random pots and pans, mostly hand me downs from my mom and a set bought from Wal Mart
A cheese grader
Measuring cups.

No spices, herbs or anything else  LOL
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 13, 2008, 04:14:10 PM
just start with a chef's knife, and put the rest off for a few weeks until you feel comfortable with cooking.

you will need some spices however ;) see what the recipes you want to make call for and go with them.

I use chili sauce instead of red pepper flakes, and I also always use fresh garlic or onion in place of powder. I also can't live without Paprika!

(http://songphon.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/movie_paprika.jpg)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mupepe on August 13, 2008, 04:15:36 PM
Where do I go for one?  I mean, my materials for cooking come from grocery stores, wal mart and target.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 13, 2008, 04:16:58 PM
Where do I go for one?  I mean, my materials for cooking come from grocery stores, wal mart and target.

Try Crate and Barrel or Sur La Table. Heck, even Whole Foods sells nice chef's knives.

I love our Henckel knives.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 13, 2008, 04:18:48 PM
Where do I go for one?  I mean, my materials for cooking come from grocery stores, wal mart and target.

Try Crate and Barrel or Sur La Table.

I got mine (Shun) at Sur La Table. William Sonoma is also good. see if you can find a high school student in your neighborhood trying to sell Cutco. ;)

I know these places sound totally crazy and gentrified but you cannot skimp on the chef's knife.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: GilloD on August 13, 2008, 04:18:54 PM
GilloD also raises another good point - a large part of cooking effectively is planning.

read the recipes, make a list, go to the store, buy what you need.

if you go to the store and buy random shit that looks good because you're hungry, then go home and try to turn it into a meal, you will FAILBOAT.

Patel is dead on. You watch cooking shows and they wander into a market and go "OH LOOK FOOD X. I JUST HAD A WONDERFUL IDEA FOR FOOD X" and they act like it's a stroke of master genius.

Here's the secret: They've cooked that recipe before. They're not magical alchemists whose heads are brimming with unstoppable culinary ideas. After awhile, you'll start to develop an internal reference of recipes that you can refer to. Example: My wife brought home blackberries last week. I'd made a berry compote before, so I cooked down the blackberries with some sugar and a splash of red wine and dropped it over some sponge cake. Thats not genius, that's experience. I'd made a berry compote, I knew what BBs tasted like, I knew what red wine tasted like and I knew how to whip up a sponge cake.

In 6 weeks, you'll be the same way. One nice thing about cooking is that it's 60% technique. Once you know how to get two flavors into one place, you can use that trick over and over.

Also, it enables you to look like a WIZARD. I make marshmallows every Christmas. My friends think I am some mad food scientist. Truth is it takes about 15 minutes and 3 dollars worth of ingredients. Never has so much mastery been enabled by so little effort. I want to start talking about how EASY presentation is, but we'll get there.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 13, 2008, 04:19:58 PM
Cool.  I found a Crate and Barrel about 6 miles away.  I can check it out after work.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 13, 2008, 04:20:51 PM
Where do I go for one?  I mean, my materials for cooking come from grocery stores, wal mart and target.

Try Crate and Barrel or Sur La Table.

I got mine (Shun) at Sur La Table. William Sonoma is also good.

I can't stand Williams Sonoma, go to Sur La Table. Not nearly as snooty and the people there are helpful.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 13, 2008, 04:21:58 PM
Where do I go for one?  I mean, my materials for cooking come from grocery stores, wal mart and target.

Try Crate and Barrel or Sur La Table.

I got mine (Shun) at Sur La Table. William Sonoma is also good.

I can't stand Williams Sonoma, go to Sur La Table. Not nearly as snooty and the people there are helpful.

yeah, I prefer Sur La Table. it's like the amateur food porn store next to William Sonoma's fake VIVID ENTERTAINMENT gloss.

...that analogy made sense to me

anyways, when looking at the price of the chef's knife, remember that a good knife will last forever, unlike the one you get from Target that will last two years. and you will use it every day for the rest of your life.
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Post by: tiesto on August 13, 2008, 04:22:10 PM
get a woman.

Good luck finding a woman who could cook nowadays. I was lucky to stumble upon one that does. She's Italian, of course.

Thread is awesome and full of excellent advice. I'll need to learn how to cook pretty soon, and I have very limited experience with the subject.
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Post by: GilloD on August 13, 2008, 04:23:00 PM
just start with a chef's knife, and put the rest off for a few weeks until you feel comfortable with cooking.

you will need some spices however ;) see what the recipes you want to make call for and go with them.

I use chili sauce instead of red pepper flakes, and I also always use fresh garlic or onion in place of powder. I also can't live without Paprika!

Paprika- Def. I forgot that one. And I always use garlic and onions fresh, except when I need the for a rub (i.e., a pork roast, ribs or a roast chicken). They can also be nice in eggs or in a hamburger.

My suggestions above were based on what I use most often- But only buy what you need. Pick some recipes and just get what you need to. After awhile you'll end up with a kitchen full of stuff without even meaning to.

Stay away from Williams Sonoma. Totally overpriced, always. C&B is definitley better, but see if there isn't a "foodie" shop nearby or an independent cookware store. They'll usually have good prices and it's nice to have a relationship with someone you can trust.

Also, check out America's Test Kitchen on PBS and it's sister magazine, Cook's Illustrated. There is almost nothing out there are purely educational,
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 13, 2008, 04:23:49 PM
Where do I go for one?  I mean, my materials for cooking come from grocery stores, wal mart and target.

Try Crate and Barrel or Sur La Table.

I got mine (Shun) at Sur La Table. William Sonoma is also good.

I can't stand Williams Sonoma, go to Sur La Table. Not nearly as snooty and the people there are helpful.

yeah, I prefer Sur La Table. it's like the amateur food porn store next to William Sonoma's fake VIVID ENTERTAINMENT gloss.

...that analogy made sense to me

Made sense to me!

My wife is also an awesome cook. Good midwestern Nebraska girl of Swedish descent!
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 13, 2008, 04:27:48 PM
just start with a chef's knife, and put the rest off for a few weeks until you feel comfortable with cooking.

you will need some spices however ;) see what the recipes you want to make call for and go with them.

I use chili sauce instead of red pepper flakes, and I also always use fresh garlic or onion in place of powder. I also can't live without Paprika!

Stay away from Williams Sonoma. Totally overpriced, always. C&B is definitley better, but see if there isn't a "foodie" shop nearby or an independent cookware store. They'll usually have good prices and it's nice to have a relationship with someone you can trust.


oh, that reminds me, there's a lot of "restaurant supply" stores that sell directly to the public, wink wink. they can often have really competitive prices for good quality.

you should probably go to Sur La Table and C&B's sites and browse around, just to familiarize yourself with some knife brands before you go out to shop. Shun, Henckels, Wusthof are all good. I bought Shun cause my japafaggery extends even unto the kitchen.

it's also a good idea to ask to take the knife down and hold it - you want a knife that feels good and balanced, like a natural extension of your hand. once you get out of the big-box retail knife ghetto, it's more about what you like best than anything else.

also, get an 8" chef's knife - 6" is too short and 10" is too long. no homo.
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Post by: GilloD on August 13, 2008, 04:34:02 PM
just start with a chef's knife, and put the rest off for a few weeks until you feel comfortable with cooking.

you will need some spices however ;) see what the recipes you want to make call for and go with them.

I use chili sauce instead of red pepper flakes, and I also always use fresh garlic or onion in place of powder. I also can't live without Paprika!

Stay away from Williams Sonoma. Totally overpriced, always. C&B is definitley better, but see if there isn't a "foodie" shop nearby or an independent cookware store. They'll usually have good prices and it's nice to have a relationship with someone you can trust.


oh, that reminds me, there's a lot of "restaurant supply" stores that sell directly to the public, wink wink. they can often have really competitive prices for good quality.

you should probably go to Sur La Table and C&B's sites and browse around, just to familiarize yourself with some knife brands before you go out to shop. Shun, Henckels, Wusthof are all good. I bought Shun cause my japafaggery extends even unto the kitchen.

it's also a good idea to ask to take the knife down and hold it - you want a knife that feels good and balanced, like a natural extension of your hand. once you get out of the big-box retail knife ghetto, it's more about what you like best than anything else.

also, get an 8" knife - 6" is too short and 10" is too long (imo)

I have a 10" and wish I had an 8"- That's solid advice. Definitley ask to feel it, then stab the shopkeep- That's a free knife, buddy. But 4real, see how it feels. Some people claim Wuhstof isn't what it used to be and I think Global has really pulled ahead, so. Shop around, these things end up on sale pretty often.

In the meanwhile, a 10$ knife block from BigBoxMcBiggy's will do the job. Just don't expect to get anywhere skill-wise. I definitley keep shit knives around for dirty work, though. And a shitty, serrated bread knife is about as good as an expensive, serrated bread knife.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 13, 2008, 04:35:53 PM
I'm browsing around on www.crateandbarrell.com .  I might do an overhaul on some nice pots and pans and a knife tonight.  I'll move out of the ghetto on both.
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Post by: GilloD on August 13, 2008, 04:38:51 PM
I'm browsing around on www.crateandbarrell.com .  I might do an overhaul on some nice pots and pans and a knife tonight.  I'll move out of the ghetto on both.

Pots and pans can be tricky. I'd get yourself an inexpensive and reasonable set of them, but hold off on spending the big bucks. You can end up paying a shitload for a horrible set.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 13, 2008, 04:39:26 PM
We've got All-Clad pots and pans, along with a couple cast irons pots from Le Creuset. They're awesome.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 13, 2008, 04:39:31 PM
re: pots and pans

I think you can get buy with three pots and pans to start (at least, I mostly do)

1) a shallow skillet for frying, grilling, etc. (10" or 12" diameter)
2) a saucepan for simmering soups, sauces, side dishes, etc. (about 8" diameter)
3) a huge ass pot for boiling water for pasta, making stews and soups

I'd recommend non-stick to start, just cause they're easier to take care of.

I love my wok, but I could cook those dishes 90% as good in the skillet (just maybe not to such capacity)

like others have said, don't spend big bucks here, certainly not up front
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Post by: GilloD on August 13, 2008, 04:42:27 PM
I should note that I have like a. 40$, 10-pot-pan set from Bed, Bath & Beyond. So don't worry about it- You can still work wonders.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 13, 2008, 04:49:08 PM
Hm.  Ok, I won't go all out on the pots and pans.  The ones I have are just shit and most don't have tops and well... they don't match (NH). 

I'll get a reasonably priced set then.

Also, I do have a wok that an ex left at my house! :D
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 13, 2008, 04:52:31 PM
I've been going through our 75+ cookbooks looking for some good starter books that haven't already been mentioned.

My mom got this for me when I went to graduate school back in 2003, and I found it really handy.

(http://cdn.harpercollins.com/harperimages/isbn/large/6/9780688102296.jpg)
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Post by: Fragamemnon on August 13, 2008, 05:36:38 PM
We've got All-Clad pots and pans, along with a couple cast irons pots from Le Creuset. They're awesome.

:drool

I have some decent pots and pans that work. I've slooowly been upgrading to high end cookware but I'm too much of a spendthrift to really go crazy on pots and pans.

The knives, though, top-quality stuff. I got a REALLY good deal on them from the Netherlands back in 2002 or something.
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Post by: Rman on August 13, 2008, 05:56:00 PM
Master techniques first.  That means learning the basics of dry and wet cooking methods.

Dry: broiling, sauteing, roasting, stir frying, and deep frying
Wet: braising, stewing, steaming, poaching

Random bits.

Tough cuts of meats benefits from braising and stewing-think oxtails and lamb shanks.  Low and slow and the pit masters say.
Tender cuts, such as filet mignon--which is overrated as hell, btw--benefit from quick dry heat methods, like sautéing.  You don't want grainy well done steak, for example.  

Most vegetables can be blanched--quickly submerged in simmering, not boiling, water, and finished on the stove top with garlic and olive oil.  Asparagus, broccoli, and spinach all work well using this technique.

Master a great roast chicken recipe.  Get an organic free-range bird--superior flavor--apply liberal amounts of kosher salt and pepper.  Season the cavity and squeeze a lemon into it.  Roast at 350 until the juices run clear, depends on the size of the bird.

Throw away the your granulated salt.  That stuff is best for baking, not savory cooking.  Use kosher salt.  That's what they use in the best restaurants throughout the country.  Kosher salt is coarser and easier to handle by hand, allowing for more accurate seasoning.  Throw away your salt shaker and use a salt well, which is simply a ramekin with salt.  Kosher salt is comes in huge cereal sized boxes.  It is best to pour it into a salt well for day to day application.  Get a pepper mill, too.  If you can't season with salt and pepper, forget about the more exotic spices.

Taste as you go.  Always.  Never.  Ever. Forget.  This allows you to adjust your seasonings.  Most bad cooks just don't taste.

Experiment.  Find inspiration from the restaurants you go to and great cooks you may know.  Family has always been a great inspiration for me.

Eggs are essential.  You make an easy meal with a couple of eggs on hand.  

Build a repertory of sauce recipes--tomato, vinaigrettes, mayonnaise, yes mayonnaise from scratch is awesome, pan and reduction sauces.

Below is my list my favorite cookbook authors.
Jacques Pepin-amazing teaching and technician.  Find some of his videos on youtube.  His knife skills are ridiculous.
Julia Child
Mark Bittman-current NYtimes food writer and author of "How to Cook Everything", a modern classic.
Jamie Oliver
Nigel Slater
Marcella Hazan

I didn't know EB was so into cooking. 
 
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 13, 2008, 06:20:17 PM
We've got All-Clad pots and pans, along with a couple cast irons pots from Le Creuset. They're awesome.

:drool

I have some decent pots and pans that work. I've slooowly been upgrading to high end cookware but I'm too much of a spendthrift to really go crazy on pots and pans.

The knives, though, top-quality stuff. I got a REALLY good deal on them from the Netherlands back in 2002 or something.

Our Henckel knives were an engagement present from my parents, and we got our All-Clad pots and pans as wedding presents.

There's a Le Creuset outlet by us where we've bought the two cast iron pans.
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Post by: Bildi on August 13, 2008, 07:16:02 PM
Here's an insanely simple recipe for all the bachelors out there (ladies also seem to be impressed with it :hump).  I got the ideas from a similar one the great OnkelC did.  I've included practical measurements for us non-cooking types.  This recipe probably makes about four good-sized meals.

Cut up some mushrooms.  I use about 4-5 medium sized ones - they're about say about 6cm in diameter (2.5 inches).

(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r89/Bildi777/Two-Off%20Pics/img_2061.jpg)

Put them in a pot with a little bit of vegetable oil in the bottom to stop them sticking.  Cook on low heat until they go a bit soft (doesn't take long with mushrooms, maybe 10-15 minutes or so I guess).

Once they're soft, pour in a heap of cream - I use 600ml (20oz).  Also add a bit of pepper, and quite a lot of salt.  Keep tasting it as you add salt.  You can also add parsley and/or chives but this isn't necessary and as bachelors we probably don't have either of these ingredients.

(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r89/Bildi777/Two-Off%20Pics/img_2072.jpg)

Then get some bacon and cut into strips or little pieces, whatever floats your boat - I use shortcut bacon because it has very little fat.  Use 3-4 pieces for per person.

(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r89/Bildi777/Two-Off%20Pics/img_2064.jpg)

Fry up the bacon.  Then make some pasta (you can also use rice but I prefer pasta with this dish).  Pour the sauce on the pasta and stick the bacon on top. 

Then the final and important bit is to put a good dash of lemon juice on top.  You can leave this out but it does change the taste quite significantly.  You may also find you need more salt - it's surprising how much you need, I think it's because of the cream.

You can also stick sour cream and some more chives on top, but again, this isn't critical.

(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r89/Bildi777/Two-Off%20Pics/img_2075.jpg)
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 13, 2008, 07:37:02 PM
damn that looks good, pictures help
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Post by: Bildi on August 13, 2008, 07:46:30 PM
Since I'm not good at cooking I find it hard to imagine what a recipe will turn out like without pics.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 13, 2008, 07:48:13 PM
I want to bone the chick in GilloD's video. 
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Post by: demi on August 13, 2008, 07:49:59 PM
Just buy some frozen chicken, cook it and make some mashed potatoes and corn

Easy peasy
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 13, 2008, 08:40:13 PM
Damn, this thread is gonna cost me some money. I have one semi-expensive knife (in the 40-50 buck range i think), which is noticeably easier to use than the others, but haven't found anything that I want to do with it that I can't. If I can mince garlic (for example) with it quickly without undue stress, should I still be thinking about upgrading, or is good enough? I cook most days btw, and sharpen the knives fairly regularly.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 13, 2008, 08:54:18 PM
Damn, this thread is gonna cost me some money. I have one semi-expensive knife (in the 40-50 buck range i think), which is noticeably easier to use than the others, but haven't found anything that I want to do with it that I can't. If I can mince garlic (for example) with it quickly without undue stress, should I still be thinking about upgrading, or is good enough? I cook most days btw, and sharpen the knives fairly regularly.

that's fine, no need to money spendo
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 13, 2008, 09:02:34 PM
Thanks. But now I want to spend money and pretend i'm a real chef. Maybe I'll buy one of those paper hats.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 13, 2008, 09:18:23 PM
Mupepe, since you're just really starting out, you should think about buying one of those pre-filled spice racks.  You can get a decent one with around two dozen spices for about $40.  From there you can always add or replace as needed.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 13, 2008, 10:25:12 PM
Mupepe, since you're just really starting out, you should think about buying one of those pre-filled spice racks.  You can get a decent one with around two dozen spices for about $40.  From there you can always add or replace as needed.
Actually I did :lol :lol

I also bought a 9 inch Wusthof Chef's knife and a Calphalon cookware set.
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Post by: Bildi on August 13, 2008, 10:47:37 PM
Pics of your rack please.  :-*
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Post by: BlueTsunami on August 13, 2008, 10:52:29 PM
Cooking is fun and its even better when you've got people to serve it too. I mainly have only cooked things my mother has taught me though (tradition spanish dishes lots of American dishes) and haven't really branched out.
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Post by: Rman on August 13, 2008, 11:17:03 PM
Mupepe, since you're just really starting out, you should think about buying one of those pre-filled spice racks.  You can get a decent one with around two dozen spices for about $40.  From there you can always add or replace as needed.
Actually I did :lol :lol

I also bought a 9 inch Wusthof Chef's knife and a Calphalon cookware set.
Calphalon's quality stuff.  Happy cooking.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 13, 2008, 11:36:14 PM
Pics of your rack please.  :-*
You perv :-*

Cooking is fun and its even better when you've got people to serve it too. I mainly have only cooked things my mother has taught me though (tradition spanish dishes lots of American dishes) and haven't really branched out.
Yeah.  I've avoided cooking a lot mainly because it kinda sucks not to have anyone to serve it to.  But I finally figured fuck it.  It's cheaper than going out and will (hopefully) taste better.  I'm not looking to get too crazy yet.  I just want to be able to cook some of my favorite dishes.  Specifically a really good Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo.

Mupepe, since you're just really starting out, you should think about buying one of those pre-filled spice racks.  You can get a decent one with around two dozen spices for about $40.  From there you can always add or replace as needed.
Actually I did :lol :lol

I also bought a 9 inch Wusthof Chef's knife and a Calphalon cookware set.
Calphalon's quality stuff.  Happy cooking.

Thanks!
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Post by: Brehvolution on August 14, 2008, 12:34:57 AM
Just buy some frozen chicken, cook it and make some mashed potatoes and corn

Easy peasy

Level out the MP and put the corn on top with some butter and salt and pepper. Add chicken gravy if you have it. :drool
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Post by: Brehvolution on August 14, 2008, 12:39:50 AM
I know it's not the season, but my favorite is this:

Take all your thanksgiving leftovers and line a cake pan with butter,
Put all the mashed potatoes at the bottom and spread.
Follow with corn, green bean casserole, and stuffing.
Put all left over turkey(chopped up) and gravy on the top.

Cut up in portions like a lasagna and enjoy for a week.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 14, 2008, 12:40:29 AM
Just buy some frozen chicken, cook it and make some mashed potatoes and corn

Easy peasy

haha
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Post by: cool breeze on August 14, 2008, 12:44:08 AM
The one thing I am curious about how to judge what is a good cookbook or not.  Is there a site or something that rates them or something? I mean, I searched for this in google and there are actual arrogant bastards that call their book "BEST COOKBOOK EVAR'" (not literally)
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Post by: Bildi on August 14, 2008, 12:49:22 AM
I pick good cookbooks by how short their recipes are and how simple the ingredients are.  Who the fuck has saffron, brandy, and roasted pinenuts on hand all the time?

Of course, this only works if you go to the book store and check.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 14, 2008, 01:36:54 AM
I pick good cookbooks by how short their recipes are and how simple the ingredients are.  Who the fuck has saffron, brandy, and roasted pinenuts on hand all the time?

Of course, this only works if you go to the book store and check.

I normally have all of those. The pinenuts are stored raw of course. Takes less than 2 mins to toast them. Essential for making good genovese pesto. Brandy goes without saying *hic*
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Post by: Bildi on August 14, 2008, 01:42:39 AM
Being a man, my cupboard and fridge space is reserved for meat, potatoes and beer.  :punch

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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 14, 2008, 01:47:28 AM
Being a man, my cupboard and fridge space is reserved for meat, potatoes and beer.  :punch


well..uh...i have more fridge space than you! so there! :fight

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Post by: Bildi on August 14, 2008, 01:49:42 AM
I dunno, I have a pretty bitchin' fridge.  8)
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 14, 2008, 01:54:10 AM
I'm with you, Mac. We've got pine nuts, brandy and saffron in our kitchen/pantry.
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Post by: Bildi on August 14, 2008, 01:55:47 AM
You guys are freaking me out.
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Post by: cool breeze on August 14, 2008, 02:00:42 AM
I don't think I have pine nuts, but I do have saffron and brandy.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 14, 2008, 02:02:29 AM
I dunno, I have a pretty bitchin' fridge.  8)

Look dude, I'm Irish...there is no way you are winning a 'meat, potatoes and beer' competition with me. Just concede defeat now and we can all get back to our lives :)
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 14, 2008, 02:03:21 AM
You guys are freaking me out.

We like good food.
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Post by: Bildi on August 14, 2008, 02:04:43 AM
Where have all the real bachelors gone? :gloomy

Look dude, I'm Irish...there is no way you are winning a 'meat, potatoes and beer' competition with me. Just concede defeat now and we can all get back to our lives :)

Mate, I'm an Aussie.  I reckon you have some decent competition here!
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 14, 2008, 02:06:42 AM
Where have all the real bachelors gone? :gloomy

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Post by: Bildi on August 14, 2008, 02:08:52 AM
I have had good success with my mushroom & bacon thing on the previous page.  :-*

You guys got a good simple recipe involving brandy?  I'm always interested in expanding my horizons and brandy seems to be used in quite a few recipes.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 14, 2008, 02:51:50 AM
I have had good success with my mushroom & bacon thing on the previous page.  :-*

You guys got a good simple recipe involving brandy?  I'm always interested in expanding my horizons and brandy seems to be used in quite a few recipes.

one was already posted: the berry compote thing. I made something like this myself recently as a sauce for my legendary cheesecake. Costco frozen berries plus brandy and a little sugar or honey in a saucepan, leave to reduce, boom. Works well as jam too.

(http://i35.tinypic.com/317jfpy.jpg)

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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 14, 2008, 03:01:34 AM
You guys got a good simple recipe involving brandy?  I'm always interested in expanding my horizons and brandy seems to be used in quite a few recipes.

steak au poivre uses a brandy and cream reduction with all the scrapings mixed in for the sauce :drool
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 14, 2008, 03:04:30 AM
You guys got a good simple recipe involving brandy?  I'm always interested in expanding my horizons and brandy seems to be used in quite a few recipes.

steak au poivre uses a brandy and cream reduction with all the scrapings mixed in for the sauce :drool

I added gorgonzola as well :)

(http://i38.tinypic.com/azdi89.jpg)
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 14, 2008, 03:07:54 AM
gorgonzola :yuck
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 14, 2008, 03:09:30 AM
mushrooms  :yuck
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 14, 2008, 03:11:05 AM
gorgonzola :yuck

are you shitting me
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 14, 2008, 03:11:23 AM
mushrooms  :yuck

are you shitting me too
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 14, 2008, 03:14:10 AM
mushrooms  :yuck

are you shitting me too

They taste like dirt and when cooked are absolutely disgusting.

The only mushrooms I've ever liked were the little enokis that I ate at our hotel on Miyajima.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 14, 2008, 03:15:22 AM
gorgonzola :yuck

are you shitting me

I can't stand gorgonzola, blue cheese, or other really pungent cheeses. :/ It tastes like somebody farted in perfectly good cheese. :yuck

I like mushrooms, though! :D maybe distant likes assy cheese

there was this restaurant in Kiryu called kinoko no mori that had nabe made entirely from wild mushrooms culled from the inaka hinterlands :drool
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 14, 2008, 03:17:13 AM
mushrooms  :yuck

are you shitting me too

They taste like dirt and when cooked are absolutely disgusting.

The only mushrooms I've ever liked were the little enokis that I ate at our hotel on Miyajima.

This is baffling to me. Maybe I could understand this if you were like 5 years old and the shape of them scared you or something. HOW CAN AN ADULT NOT EAT MUSHROOMS

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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 14, 2008, 03:19:29 AM
gorgonzola :yuck

are you shitting me

I can't stand gorgonzola, blue cheese, or other really pungent cheeses. :/ It tastes like somebody farted in perfectly good cheese. :yuck

I like mushrooms, though! :D maybe distant likes assy cheese

there was this restaurant in Kiryu called kinoko no mori that had nabe made entirely from wild mushrooms culled from the inaka hinterlands :drool

My favorite cheeses smell like a rugby player's boot. But they taste so fucking good. I guess it's like natto, which I dislike irrationally even though I like all sorts of rotting food like goat's cheese, natural yoghurt etc.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 14, 2008, 03:20:37 AM
gorgonzola :yuck

are you shitting me

I can't stand gorgonzola, blue cheese, or other really pungent cheeses. :/ It tastes like somebody farted in perfectly good cheese. :yuck

I like mushrooms, though! :D maybe distant likes assy cheese

there was this restaurant in Kiryu called kinoko no mori that had nabe made entirely from wild mushrooms culled from the inaka hinterlands :drool

My favorite cheeses smell like a rugby player's boot. But they taste so fucking good. I guess it's like natto, which I dislike irrationally even though I like all sorts of rotting food like goat's cheese, natural yoghurt etc.

I love goat's cheese and yogurt, but hate natto. I dunno. You either like something stinky or you don't.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 14, 2008, 03:21:16 AM
I dislike the flavor and texture of mushrooms. I've tried them numerous times over the years, I just don't like them. Neither does my wife.

I don't like olives. I don't like blue cheese. I don't like yogurt. I don't like pudding.

I'm weird, I know.
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Post by: cool breeze on August 14, 2008, 03:34:25 AM
Gorgonzola is amazing; and I hope you are happy to know that the hate for it has me now set on making something with it for tomorrow nights dinner.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 14, 2008, 03:43:02 AM
Gorgonzola is amazing; and I hope you are happy to know that the hate for it has me now set on making something with it for tomorrow nights dinner.

:bow

allow me to suggest a pasta with gorgonzola sauce with spinach. beef or walnuts are also :bow with gorgonzola. :drool
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Post by: Mupepe on August 14, 2008, 09:21:40 AM
mushrooms  :yuck

are you shitting me too

They taste like dirt and when cooked are absolutely disgusting.

The only mushrooms I've ever liked were the little enokis that I ate at our hotel on Miyajima.
oh.my.fuckin.god

I used to hate mushrooms but they are fucking godly now. I can eat them on anything.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 14, 2008, 09:22:22 AM
I dislike the flavor and texture of mushrooms. I've tried them numerous times over the years, I just don't like them. Neither does my wife.

I don't like olives. I don't like blue cheese. I don't like yogurt. I don't like pudding.

I'm weird, I know.
I can get on board with the olives and blue cheese hate.  That shit is gross.

Also guys, I'm going to be updated the OP with links to recipes within the thread so that if at any time someone is feeling like trying a recipe, they can head to the OP for some of our own personal recommendations.

Also, someone PM OnkelC on GAF and tell him we've got an organized cooking thread here and ask him to pitch in
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Post by: DJ_Tet on August 14, 2008, 10:02:19 AM
Great thread, I was going to ask for some cooking equipment advice this morning but I see you guys already covered that.

Looks like I need a knife, I've been using a shit $10 for 5 knives from Walmart, you know, a steak knife.  Cutting up veggies sucks...

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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 14, 2008, 10:09:40 AM
i'll have you all know that i just grilled a chicken breast with rosemary and slathered the lot in garlic & cheese sauce (gorgonzola, mozzarella, parmesan).

After that i'm going to make olive yoghurt...pudding. With mushrooms.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 14, 2008, 10:24:04 AM
Great thread, I was going to ask for some cooking equipment advice this morning but I see you guys already covered that.

Looks like I need a knife, I've been using a shit $10 for 5 knives from Walmart, you know, a steak knife.  Cutting up veggies sucks...


That's the kind of knives I've been using :lol

I'm going to use my new Chef's knife tonight and I'll let you guys know what I think :hyper

i'll have you all know that i just grilled a chicken breast with rosemary and slathered the lot in garlic & cheese sauce (gorgonzola, mozzarella, parmesan).

After that i'm going to make olive yoghurt...pudding. With mushrooms.
:yuck :yuck :yuck

Mushrooms though :drool
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Post by: Mupepe on August 14, 2008, 01:00:57 PM
So I went home for lunch and made me a meal.  Last night I picked up a few basic things from the store.  I got some chicken breast, some different pastas and things like butter and milk.

So I spent all morning thinking about what I could make with what I bought and I came up with a little concoction that sounded good to me (albeit with help from some other random recipes).

I got a big piece of chicken breast and cut it in half with my Chef's knife (holy shit, so fucking easy with this thing).  I made a mixture of seasonings in a bowl including chili powder, garlic salt, salt and white pepper.  I rubbed the chicken down in each of them. 

Then I put some olive oil in a pan and fried the chicken with the top on at medium heat. 

Then I made some pasta shells.  I put some butter in them, some chili powder and just a little bit of the oil from the chicken.  I also boiled half of a green bell pepper and cut it up and threw it in with the pasta. 

Forgot to add that I threw the shells in a pan for a while with the oil I put in them and the peppers.  I didn't know how this would affect the taste but I figured it would make it uh... dispersed more evenly?  or something.  Thoughts?

Holy shit, I'm eating this now and it kinda rocks.  The pasta still needs some more flavor (any suggestions?) but it turned out way better than I thought it would.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 14, 2008, 01:26:24 PM
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I probably would have sliced up the chicken breasts after cooking them and sauteed them with the pasta for a bit to get some of that chickeny flavor soaked in. And glad you like the knife.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 14, 2008, 01:40:35 PM
Oh shit!  That's a good idea.  Thanks!

Tonight I'm going to do the pasta bildi posted.  Won't really be able to utilize my knife for that though
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Post by: GilloD on August 14, 2008, 02:56:11 PM
Oh shit!  That's a good idea.  Thanks!

Tonight I'm going to do the pasta bildi posted.  Won't really be able to utilize my knife for that though

Good call on tossing in the pasta with the veg- Always try and think of ways to get your flavors to hang out together!

Tip #1- SALT YOUR PASTA WATER. It is possible to oversalt pasta water. But you need to be a real fuckin' maniac. Just make the water salty and you'll be good.

Also, boiling the pepper? I'm not sure I'm with you. Give it some time in the pan either pre-pasta or with the pasta and it'll cook fine. Unless you like it super soft or something.  Are you grinding your own pepper? Get a pepper grinder- Pepper has a lot of volatile oils that go bad pretty fast. Pre-ground is scary stuff, yo.
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Post by: GilloD on August 14, 2008, 03:06:53 PM
Here's a recipe I invented that you might like:

You'll need!:
Onion powder
Garlic Powder
Cumin
Coriander
Salt
Black Pepper

2-3 medium, ripe tomatoes, roughly chopped
1 yellow onion, roughly chopped
1 clove of garlic, minced

1 1/2, 2 lbs of pork

Mix your spices. Maybe do 1/2 tbsp Garlic and Onion powers,1/2 tbsp salt, 1 tsp cumin/coriander, black pepper. Eyeball this, I've never bothered to measure, but I'm just keeping in mind that C&C are powerful spices.

So get your pork ready. I used to get pre-cubed "stew" pork, but lately I've just been using pork chops. Trim the fat and cut into 1/2" cubes. Toss your pork cubes in the spice mix and let it sit.

Heat up some oil in a wide fry pan. When it's good and hot, throw your pork in and let it cook for about 10 minutes. Make sure to move it around so that all the sides of the cube cook real even like.

In the meantime, give your tomatoes a rough chop. They don't have to be finely diced, just get them into chunks. Do the same with an onion- I like to cut the onion in half length-wise and then just chop straight down so that I get "half-rings".

When the pork is mostly cooked, add the tomatoes and onions. Stir to combine, put a lid on the pan and walk away.

What happens next is magic- The tomatoes break down into a rich sauce, they mingle with the spiced meat juices and the onions and create a kind of stew that braises the pork. Let it sit for about 15 minutes until some of the liquid boils off. Give it a stir if you feel the need, it may need salt at this point, so taste for that, too. When it's done, add the clove of chopped garlic, remove from the heat and serve. I usually eat it straight, but it makes a JAWSOME taco.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 14, 2008, 03:20:35 PM
Oh shit!  That's a good idea.  Thanks!

Tonight I'm going to do the pasta bildi posted.  Won't really be able to utilize my knife for that though

Good call on tossing in the pasta with the veg- Always try and think of ways to get your flavors to hang out together!

Tip #1- SALT YOUR PASTA WATER. It is possible to oversalt pasta water. But you need to be a real fuckin' maniac. Just make the water salty and you'll be good.

Also, boiling the pepper? I'm not sure I'm with you. Give it some time in the pan either pre-pasta or with the pasta and it'll cook fine. Unless you like it super soft or something.  Are you grinding your own pepper? Get a pepper grinder- Pepper has a lot of volatile oils that go bad pretty fast. Pre-ground is scary stuff, yo.
No pepper grinder :( 

I'll pick one up soon.  Also, yeah, when I thought about it, I shouldn't have boiled the green bell pepper.

Here's a recipe I invented that you might like:

You'll need!:
Onion powder
Garlic Powder
Cumin
Coriander
Salt
Black Pepper

2-3 medium, ripe tomatoes, roughly chopped
1 yellow onion, roughly chopped
1 clove of garlic, minced

1 1/2, 2 lbs of pork

Mix your spices. Maybe do 1/2 tbsp Garlic and Onion powers,1/2 tbsp salt, 1 tsp cumin/coriander, black pepper. Eyeball this, I've never bothered to measure, but I'm just keeping in mind that C&C are powerful spices.

So get your pork ready. I used to get pre-cubed "stew" pork, but lately I've just been using pork chops. Trim the fat and cut into 1/2" cubes. Toss your pork cubes in the spice mix and let it sit.

Heat up some oil in a wide fry pan. When it's good and hot, throw your pork in and let it cook for about 10 minutes. Make sure to move it around so that all the sides of the cube cook real even like.

In the meantime, give your tomatoes a rough chop. They don't have to be finely diced, just get them into chunks. Do the same with an onion- I like to cut the onion in half length-wise and then just chop straight down so that I get "half-rings".

When the pork is mostly cooked, add the tomatoes and onions. Stir to combine, put a lid on the pan and walk away.

What happens next is magic- The tomatoes break down into a rich sauce, they mingle with the spiced meat juices and the onions and create a kind of stew that braises the pork. Let it sit for about 15 minutes until some of the liquid boils off. Give it a stir if you feel the need, it may need salt at this point, so taste for that, too. When it's done, add the clove of chopped garlic, remove from the heat and serve. I usually eat it straight, but it makes a JAWSOME taco.

Nice!  I'll add it to the OP
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Post by: Brehvolution on August 14, 2008, 03:22:59 PM
Damn gillod. That is some sexy poetry you got there. :drool
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Post by: GilloD on August 14, 2008, 03:36:01 PM
You can get a small container of peppercorns with a cheap-o grinder built right into the bottle for 5 or fewer dollars, should be in the spice aisle.

In general, boiling a veg (Known in parlance as par-boiling, for partial-boiling. It has it's uses) is probably going to steal it's flavor.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 14, 2008, 03:42:23 PM
Cool.  I'll check that out then tonight.  I'm going to do some decent grocery shopping tonight.

And I won't be boiling my veggies anymore then. 

What about stuff like corn and green beans though?
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Post by: Fragamemnon on August 14, 2008, 04:51:41 PM
I boil my corn on the cob if I am not grilling it. It's really a starch in my book anyway, though, so boiling it isn't a big deal. In general though I prefer roasting or sauteeing peppers, as a "rule".

I have eight or so pics from last night's adventures in the kitchen but will need to get to my card reader-and around my wife's constant WAR beta playing-first before I can post them.  ;)
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 14, 2008, 08:14:40 PM
Cool.  I'll check that out then tonight.  I'm going to do some decent grocery shopping tonight.

And I won't be boiling my veggies anymore then. 

What about stuff like corn and green beans though?

Boiling ANYTHING is a very dreary alternative to frying it in garlic and olive oil. :drool

BTW, mups, when you fry chicken in a pan, the side with the skin on goes face down first. You probably want to marinade it first for a while too. I usually make a series of slashes in the meat an inch or so apart, then rub with spices, then put it in a sandwich bag with your marinade. White wine is good, but you can also use various mixtures of yoghurt, vinegar, olive oil etc. The reason you want to do this is that chicken can get pretty dry and tasteless otherwise.

edit:

here's a pic of the chicken I did last night (prior to application of sauce!) so you can see the slashes. I also used fresh rosemary both in the marinade and when grilling. Be sure to rub your spices and marinade into the cut sections. If you do this right, it'll be juicy, tasty and cooked evenly all the way through.
(http://i33.tinypic.com/25qsl7l.jpg)
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 14, 2008, 08:26:35 PM
I've only become a marinade convert over the past few months, wow, where has putting meat in liquid been my whole life.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 14, 2008, 08:34:30 PM
I've only become a marinade convert over the past few months, wow, where has putting meat in liquid been my whole life.

:bow

It's amazing how much better cheap cuts get after a couple of days soaking in wine and garlic or whatever. And with chicken, it really helps avoid overcooking and drying out, as well as adding flavor.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 14, 2008, 09:13:59 PM
Shit, thanks for the in depth advice!  That has always been my biggest problem with cooking stuff is it getting dry.  Also, I was horrible at marinading.  I'd either buy mixed seasoning stuff which I never cared for or I'd use simple stuff like Teriyaki on chicken.  And then that would result in me constantly putting some it while it either fried or baked.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 14, 2008, 09:20:30 PM
the trick to marinade is time - you have to let it soak in over a lon time before it will break down and improve the texture of the meat. once you get some good marinades going, you will never buy expensive cuts of meat again! ;)

I tend to use 6 hour marinades and I wouldn't go multiple days just cause of open meat concerns, but then I'm a paranoid American and don't have the ass-kicking immune system of Cormacaroni there.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 14, 2008, 09:34:11 PM
:bow Marinated flank steak with garlic rice and grilled asparagus :bow2
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Post by: Bildi on August 14, 2008, 10:23:02 PM
one was already posted: the berry compote thing. I made something like this myself recently as a sauce for my legendary cheesecake. Costco frozen berries plus brandy and a little sugar or honey in a saucepan, leave to reduce, boom. Works well as jam too.

That sounds great - I'll have to try it.  I too make a legendary cheescake (an unbaked one) from a recipe my dad gave me.  If I show you mine will you show me yours? :-*

I added gorgonzola as well :)

(http://i38.tinypic.com/azdi89.jpg)

:drool  That sauce look awesome.  How did you make it? (Sorry if it's already in the thread, I didn't see it).

What's gorgonzola?

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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 14, 2008, 10:35:55 PM
The steak sauce - well, i do it slightly differently every time, like most things I cook. But as a rough guide:


I learned this by watching the chef at Asterix, an awesome French bistro in Tokyo. He's an AMAZING cook and anyone in Tokyo should go there at least once.

The cheesecake recipe will have to wait 'til tonight 'cause it would be a disaster if the measurements were wrong. Nothing fancy about it though.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 14, 2008, 10:54:11 PM
that is basically my recipe, except I don't put in the cheese

oh another piece of cooking advice

NO SUBSTITUTIONS

it is better to eat butter and cream and cheese than margarine and no-fat non-dairy creamer and cheez

If you eat real food, your body will be more satisfied with less. The calories will balance themselves out. If you eat shit, you'll be hungry all the time and you won't enjoy what you're eating.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 14, 2008, 11:22:01 PM
Agreed, except for the 'less' part. Counting calories is for fatties  :lol
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 14, 2008, 11:26:40 PM
Agreed, except for the 'less' part. Counting calories is for fatties  :lol

:(
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Post by: Bildi on August 14, 2008, 11:51:15 PM
Thanks a lot Cormacaroni  :)

I've always wanted to do a sauce with blue cheese so this is perfect.  And the facial burns will undoubtedly help me get laid.

I'd like to use more olive oil, but doesn't it tend to burn when you are frying?  What am I doing wrong in this regard?
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 15, 2008, 12:01:25 AM
Extra virgin has a higher smoke point than regular olive oil. If you're not using that for sauteeing at high temperatures, that might explain why it's burning on you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooking_oil#Cooking_with_oils

Incidentally, a trick you can use to get around the low smoke point of butter is to pour some EV olive oil in the pan first, then add the butter to that. So the pan gets hot but the butter doesn't burn before you add your other ingredients. 
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Post by: Bildi on August 15, 2008, 12:09:08 AM
I use extra virgin, but I can see from the wiki page how big the temperature differences are between the different oils so it seems it's not so good when I'm leaving something in the pan to fry, since the temp is probably fairly high.

But for many other things it should be fine - I'll have to experiment more.  Thanks.
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Post by: Robo on August 15, 2008, 12:24:23 AM
Someone tell me why my spaghetti tastes like electrical tape.

I need a good tomato sauce recipe, fit for a cooking notice/imbecile.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 15, 2008, 01:57:29 AM
Someone tell me why my spaghetti tastes like electrical tape.

I need a good tomato sauce recipe, fit for a cooking notice/imbecile.

You're in luck, because this is something I've put a lot of time into trying to find the right recipe. And it's also conveniently idiot-proof. And it's a seriously slow day at work.

You need:

(http://i38.tinypic.com/jsybdg.jpg)

Now this is your BASIC marinara sauce. There are a ton of variants using onions, various other veggies, meats like salami and bacon, more/less garlic etc etc. But this will serve admirably as a basis for dozens of different pasta dishes, as well as pizza sauce, sauce for meats etc.

How to do it:


(http://i33.tinypic.com/344r0y9.jpg)


(http://i34.tinypic.com/2ajdx1l.jpg)


(http://i37.tinypic.com/4t5zls.jpg)


After removing basil and chilis, breaking up tomatoes and seasoning:
(http://i38.tinypic.com/33ux1kl.jpg)


Here it is, all reduced down and pureed and ready to rock.

(http://i36.tinypic.com/4ttz6b.jpg)

You can then use it as a base to make stuff like this:
(http://i38.tinypic.com/295wabb.jpg)

(http://i36.tinypic.com/25qr68n.jpg)

(http://i34.tinypic.com/2w6uz6d.jpg)

(http://i33.tinypic.com/mpoyb.jpg)

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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 15, 2008, 02:00:05 AM
I use extra virgin, but I can see from the wiki page how big the temperature differences are between the different oils so it seems it's not so good when I'm leaving something in the pan to fry, since the temp is probably fairly high.

But for many other things it should be fine - I'll have to experiment more.  Thanks.

Obviously, the longer you leave it in the pan by itself, the more likely it is to burn. If you're cooking something like steak where the pan needs to be scorching hot, add the oil just before you add the steak or whatever.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 15, 2008, 02:10:15 AM
Here's a recipe I invented that you might like:

*snip*
When it's done, add the clove of chopped garlic, remove from the heat and serve. I usually eat it straight, but it makes a JAWSOME taco.


Sounds great, but why add the garlic at the end rather than before adding the meat, so the flavor gets transmitted via the oil? Just curious.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 15, 2008, 02:15:14 AM
Probably don't want it to reduce, especially if its for something like a taco. You want the full punch of garlic bitz.
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Post by: Bildi on August 15, 2008, 02:42:48 AM
Obviously, the longer you leave it in the pan by itself, the more likely it is to burn. If you're cooking something like steak where the pan needs to be scorching hot, add the oil just before you add the steak or whatever.

So if you do it like this you can use olive oil?  Cool.  8)
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 15, 2008, 03:00:24 AM
Obviously, the longer you leave it in the pan by itself, the more likely it is to burn. If you're cooking something like steak where the pan needs to be scorching hot, add the oil just before you add the steak or whatever.

So if you do it like this you can use olive oil?  Cool.  8)

Yeah. Hell, you can deep fry with olive oil if you want. But every kitchen should have EV olive oil in it anyway.

edit: oh, the reason I tend to use olive oil for everything (except Asian stuff) is that oil doesn't keep indefinitely, contrary to what many people think. So I use it as fast as possible. The more ways you have to use it, the faster you will use it up, enabling you to buy a nice fresh new bottle.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on August 15, 2008, 03:03:49 AM
God, Cormacaroni is like the Hercules of food. Jesus at that steak sauce :drool

I'm totally going to make my own Marinara too. Fuck that bottled shit ;_;
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 15, 2008, 03:21:29 AM
My wife's homemade marinara is heavenly. I'd share the recipe, but she's never written it down and does it from memory each time.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 15, 2008, 03:38:30 AM
God, Cormacaroni is like the Hercules of food. Jesus at that steak sauce :drool

I'm totally going to make my own Marinara too. Fuck that bottled shit ;_;

:bow Blue Tsunami :bow2

death to the bottles! Make your own in huge batches. Once you have the sauce, the rest of the meal takes care of itself. Just sautee some meat, veggies or both in olive oil, add some marinara, mix with pasta. Boom, a new dish is born. And if you make your own pizza dough! Mama mia.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 15, 2008, 03:39:18 AM
My wife's homemade marinara is heavenly. I'd share the recipe, but she's never written it down and does it from memory each time.

Beat it out of her if you must! The Bore Must Feed!
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 15, 2008, 04:04:24 AM
She also does homemade meatballs to go along with it.

Oh. My. God.

So good.
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Post by: demi on August 15, 2008, 04:07:26 AM
You can then use it as a base to make stuff like this:
(http://i38.tinypic.com/295wabb.jpg)

(http://i36.tinypic.com/25qr68n.jpg)

(http://i34.tinypic.com/2w6uz6d.jpg)

(http://i33.tinypic.com/mpoyb.jpg)




This isn't food. Where is the potatoes? The Beef? This is an appetizer.
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Post by: demi on August 15, 2008, 04:08:00 AM
Those are party favors. That's not a meal.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 15, 2008, 04:15:06 AM
Those are party favors. That's not a meal.

Sorry Demi, guess you'd better go back to eating from the gas station
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Post by: demi on August 15, 2008, 04:19:15 AM
That's wussy food. Mupepe. Just throw a steak on the grill, buy a bottle of steak sauce, throw a potatoe in the oven... dinner is ready.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 15, 2008, 09:50:38 AM
Only if you'll eat it with me, demi.

I added the steak sauce and marinara recipes to the OP as well as a link to your marinading info.

I didn't get a chance to cook last night, but I have all weekend to make some meals.  I plan on making lunch and dinner both saturday and sunday.
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Post by: MrSingh on August 15, 2008, 11:21:57 AM
Only ladyboys cook!!!  :-*
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Post by: demi on August 15, 2008, 12:45:25 PM
Only ladyboys cook!!!  :-*

Clearly, if what you make is that plate of party favors
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Post by: GilloD on August 15, 2008, 02:09:01 PM
Only ladyboys cook!!!  :-*

Clearly, if what you make is that plate of party favors

Okay, I get it. You're the hilarious forum troll. But up until you popped in we were having a pretty good thread. Feel free to contribute- If you have a good "manly" recipe, on with it! Otherwise spare us the act this time out and leave the thread to people who are interested in it.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 15, 2008, 04:24:47 PM
GilloD telling it like it is!

:bow

Anyone like to bake? I've learned how to make the most amazing chocolate butter cream frosting cupcakes from my wife.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 15, 2008, 04:25:05 PM
omg do tell!
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Post by: GilloD on August 15, 2008, 04:25:36 PM
GilloD telling it like it is!

:bow

Anyone like to bake? I've learned how to make the most amazing chocolate butter cream frosting cupcakes from my wife.

The only sport I enjoy is PIPING
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Post by: demi on August 15, 2008, 05:34:41 PM
Only ladyboys cook!!!  :-*

Clearly, if what you make is that plate of party favors

Okay, I get it. You're the hilarious forum troll. But up until you popped in we were having a pretty good thread. Feel free to contribute- If you have a good "manly" recipe, on with it! Otherwise spare us the act this time out and leave the thread to people who are interested in it.

I did post one - meat and potatoes, or are you too busy riding your high horse to see that

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooser
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Post by: Draft on August 15, 2008, 05:43:09 PM
I've got two ears of corn. Fresh corn. Still in the uh... skin and everything.

What should I do with them?

I cannot grill them. Apartment living. Everything else is available though.
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Post by: demi on August 15, 2008, 05:45:12 PM
Peel them and boil em, rub butter on and eat

Its corn wtf
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Post by: Draft on August 15, 2008, 06:08:38 PM
Peel them and boil em, rub butter on and eat

Its corn wtf
Shut up man, maybe someone knows a neat thing to do with them.

It's not every day I have corn that doesn't come in a bag or a can.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 16, 2008, 02:28:45 AM
Peel them and boil em, rub butter on and eat

Its corn wtf
Shut up man, maybe someone knows a neat thing to do with them.

It's not every day I have corn that doesn't come in a bag or a can.

You could always get a grill pan. What about roasting them in their husks in the oven?
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 16, 2008, 02:39:59 AM
Peel them and boil em, rub butter on and eat

Its corn wtf
Shut up man, maybe someone knows a neat thing to do with them.

It's not every day I have corn that doesn't come in a bag or a can.

http://www.targetwoman.com/articles/cooking-corn.html
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Post by: demi on August 16, 2008, 03:43:29 AM
It hasnt been a week... wtf is this
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 16, 2008, 07:30:23 AM
So I took a crack at GilloD's pork recipe. I used some different spices and a marinade of sake, white wine vinegar and lemon juice but it was basically the same. The pork came out very tender and flavorful. Went well with a beer! Me likee.

(http://i37.tinypic.com/smq2xe.jpg)
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Post by: Mupepe on August 16, 2008, 08:59:41 AM
I went ahead and made some pork chops last night based off of a recipe i found on the net...

Ingredients:
1/2 cup self-rising cornmeal mix
1/2 cup dry breadcrumbs
1/2 teaspoon black pepper
1/2-1 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon chili powder (I added this in)
4 porkchops
2 eggs, beaten
Olive oil (I used olive oil instead of vegetable oil)
Seasoned salt (optional)

------------

Directions:
In a shallow dish mix together the cornmeal with dry breadcrumbs, pepper and garlic powder.
Place the eggs in another dish.
Dip the chicken into the egg, then into the cornmeal mixture coating on both sides.
heat oil in a skillet over medium-high heat.
Cook the pork for about 4-5 minutes on each side or until done, seasoning with seasoned salt while frying if desired.
-----------------------------

So all in all it turned out pretty good.  The pork was somewhat tough.  Any way to fix that?  I threw in the chili powder because as a hispanic I like almost everything to be a bit spicy.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 16, 2008, 09:05:24 AM
Pork toughness - see my post above. Marinade, marinade, marinade.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mupepe on August 16, 2008, 09:20:28 AM
Damn.  I didn't have time last night to marinade.  Looks like I'll need to start planning ahead more.
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Post by: GilloD on August 16, 2008, 10:32:42 AM
Peel them and boil em, rub butter on and eat

Its corn wtf
Shut up man, maybe someone knows a neat thing to do with them.

It's not every day I have corn that doesn't come in a bag or a can.

My fave corn recipe: Just take a knife and cut the kernels from the cob. Toss 'em in a hot pan with some butter (Use the EVOO+Butter trick to keep your butter from burning), then add some sage. Corn and Sage are a wonderful team. I'll sometimes add cream at this point to make a kind of fancy "creamed corn", but more often that not I'll leave it out.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: GilloD on August 16, 2008, 10:34:05 AM
So I took a crack at GilloD's pork recipe. I used some different spices and a marinade of sake, white wine vinegar and lemon juice but it was basically the same. The pork came out very tender and flavorful. Went well with a beer! Me likee.

(http://i37.tinypic.com/smq2xe.jpg)


Looks good! Mine usually comes out a little more "stew"-like, but that could be due to your marinade. Good thinking, but I rarely have the foresight to marinade something!
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 16, 2008, 11:34:42 AM
Damn.  I didn't have time last night to marinade.  Looks like I'll need to start planning ahead more.

You said a bunch there. I usually take meat out of the packaging and start it marinading as soon as I get back from the store. Even if I don't know exactly when I'll eat it, I know it'll be ready. But it's true of cooking in general that you have to have a plan ahead of time if things are really going to turn out well.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 17, 2008, 06:59:02 PM
Ok, so tonight I want to make a light pasta based on some things I've seen in recipes.  It's going to be a bit of experimentation.

I was thinking of cooking the pasta regular (i no rite?)

And then using some olive oil as a base for some light sauce.  I'd put a little bit of broth in it for flavor.  Fry some garlic in it and then toss the pasta with it. 

Does anyone have any experience with this?
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Post by: Mupepe on August 17, 2008, 07:08:46 PM
How do I do pesto? :D
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Post by: Mupepe on August 17, 2008, 07:17:55 PM
:bow Cohen :bow2

Thanks
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Post by: Mupepe on August 17, 2008, 07:52:40 PM
Ok, so change of plans.  It turns out I was out of garlic.  And being the lazy guy that I am, I didn't want to go to the store to get more.

So I decided to try ramen noodles.

So last night I made some homemade broth.  I stewed some beef chunks and spices overnight.  I just experimented basically.

So I made the noodles.  Boiled them with some salt.  Then I drained the water, added some oil in and browned the noodles with some white pepper.

Then after I browned the noodles, I added just a little broth in and just let the noodles cook in the broth some.

Then I poured it into a bowl and enjoyed.  It took about 15-20 minutes and it was awesome.  I put too much salt in the broth I think though.  It was a tad salty, but still really delicious.  Also, according to some recipes I saw, you can use beef bullion, but then I figure, I might as well by the fucking 12 cent packs if I'm going to do that.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 17, 2008, 08:18:48 PM
Mupepe will not be tamed! Fie upon your recipes!   :lol

I have to ask: why did you 'brown' the noodles?
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Post by: bagofeyes on August 17, 2008, 08:22:41 PM
yakiramen?
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Post by: Mupepe on August 17, 2008, 08:35:07 PM
Mupepe will not be tamed! Fie upon your recipes!   :lol

I have to ask: why did you 'brown' the noodles?
Some website said it was a good idea.  I don't know if it made an actual difference, but it made me feel like I knew what I was doing :'(

yakiramen?
I don't know what that is.  :(
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: bagofeyes on August 17, 2008, 08:44:01 PM
like yakisoba
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mupepe on August 17, 2008, 08:49:34 PM
bagofeyes: yeah, that looks a lot like it actually.  so it's not really ramen then??  i fail.  websites lie.  etc.

cohen: is there any general rule on when I should/should not brown noodles?
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 17, 2008, 08:52:21 PM
bagofeyes: yeah, that looks a lot like it actually.  so it's not really ramen then??  i fail.  websites lie.  etc.

cohen: is there any general rule on when I should/should not brown noodles?

Well, here in Japan, noodles are never fried for use in broth as far as I know. Fried ramen noodles are fried noodles, with no soup. Ditto for soba noodles etc. That's not to say it can't be done or anything.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 17, 2008, 10:09:43 PM
OUCH POUCH OUCH FUCK HELP.  I JUST MADE A THING WITH HOT PEPPERS AND NOW I CAN"T FEEL MY LIPS OUCH. 
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Post by: bagofeyes on August 17, 2008, 10:10:39 PM
 :lol
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 17, 2008, 10:25:04 PM
o fuck I'm never doing that again.  I have to catch my breath. 

I put three of these things (http://scienceblogs.com/clock/upload/2006/07/hot_pepper_fresno.jpg) in this (http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l181/Father_Mike/IMGP0708.jpg)

and then just dug in.  Didn't feel it for a bit then it was like fucking hell fire in my mouth.  fuck. 

Now my lips like like a chicks. 
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Post by: Mupepe on August 17, 2008, 10:31:56 PM
dude that looks fucking delicious.  did you make that from a box?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 17, 2008, 10:40:55 PM
No.  It's just chicken breast cooked in a tin foil swan with bell peppers and hot peppers with lemon or lime juice and then pasta on the side.  If the chicken is mostly defrosted it takes about an hour at 350-375 and just cook the pasta ten mins before it's done.  Actually i think G was the first one to tell me how to cook this.   
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 17, 2008, 10:52:29 PM
Christ you lunatic, take the seeds out at least!  :lol
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 18, 2008, 07:13:18 AM
updated the marinara sauce post with pics, since i happened to be making it tonight anyhoo

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=23900.msg610329#msg610329
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Post by: tiesto on August 18, 2008, 09:40:22 AM
I love making simple stir-fries... olive oil, salt, pepper, and diced green peppers/string beans/broccoli/carrots... serve it over a bed of rice, and then stir up some chicken marinated in a soy sauce/teriyaki sauce/corn starch/sugar mix. It's a pretty basic meal but it tastes delicious. Stir fries are like all I really know how to cook well... now that my brother (who did a lot of the cooking for my family) moved to the Bronx, I'm gonna be doing a lot of the grilling and cooking, and quite frankly, I suck at it and have VERY little experience with it. So this thread should be of good help to me.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 18, 2008, 11:25:57 AM
I love making simple stir-fries... olive oil, salt, pepper, and diced green peppers/string beans/broccoli/carrots... serve it over a bed of rice, and then stir up some chicken marinated in a soy sauce/teriyaki sauce/corn starch/sugar mix. It's a pretty basic meal but it tastes delicious. Stir fries are like all I really know how to cook well... now that my brother (who did a lot of the cooking for my family) moved to the Bronx, I'm gonna be doing a lot of the grilling and cooking, and quite frankly, I suck at it and have VERY little experience with it. So this thread should be of good help to me.
Holy shit.  Can you post a more detailed recipe?  That sounds great.

updated the marinara sauce post with pics, since i happened to be making it tonight anyhoo

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=23900.msg610329#msg610329

:bow :bow :bow2 :bow2
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Post by: Mupepe on August 21, 2008, 02:38:57 PM
Ok.  So I want to make a homemade pizza tonight.

Does anyone have any good recipes for the dough and sauce?  Help please :D 
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Post by: Mupepe on August 21, 2008, 02:46:05 PM
I sure am.  I don't expect it to turn out super awesome since it's my first try, so lemme at it :D
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Post by: GilloD on August 21, 2008, 02:59:58 PM
Ok.  So I want to make a homemade pizza tonight.

Does anyone have any good recipes for the dough and sauce?  Help please :D 

I have a great pizza dough recipe, I'll send it tyou when I'm home from work.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 21, 2008, 03:04:30 PM
:D

What are some good cheeses to put on top besides just mozzarella?
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Post by: Mupepe on August 21, 2008, 03:13:06 PM
Awesome, dude!  Thanks! 

Man, it seems difficult.  Never made dough before.  I guess I can make the sauce while the dough rises.  I hope I don't fuck it up too bad
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Post by: GilloD on August 21, 2008, 03:50:49 PM
:D

What are some good cheeses to put on top besides just mozzarella?

This is what I do: Slice some tomatoes and let them sit in a bowl with garlic, olive oil, basil, salt and pepper. Bake the crust ahead of time. Brush your crust with the yummy oil sitting in the bottom of the tomatoes bowl. Lay the tomatoes over the crust, cover with mozz and bake. When it comes out, top with fresh arugula.

Other fave: Gorgonzola, fontina, mozz. Add caramelized onions and rosemary.

I've always kind of disliked tomato sauce pies, so I like simple approaches like this.
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Post by: GilloD on August 21, 2008, 03:52:18 PM
Awesome, dude!  Thanks! 

Man, it seems difficult.  Never made dough before.  I guess I can make the sauce while the dough rises.  I hope I don't fuck it up too bad

Bread baking is one of life's great zen activities. Very physical, but also very artful. Bread is a living thing! Coaxing it to life is wonderful. Just follow the directions and you won't fuck it up too badly. I always make extra, freeze it in equal portions and then take it out the night before I need it
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Post by: Mupepe on August 21, 2008, 03:56:03 PM
Baking is one of the most enjoyable things about cooking, but it requires infinite patience, because you're going to fuck up alot.
:lol  How much will your recipe make?  One pie?

:D

What are some good cheeses to put on top besides just mozzarella?

This is what I do: Slice some tomatoes and let them sit in a bowl with garlic, olive oil, basil, salt and pepper. Bake the crust ahead of time. Brush your crust with the yummy oil sitting in the bottom of the tomatoes bowl. Lay the tomatoes over the crust, cover with mozz and bake. When it comes out, top with fresh arugula.

Other fave: Gorgonzola, fontina, mozz. Add caramelized onions and rosemary.

I've always kind of disliked tomato sauce pies, so I like simple approaches like this.
Oh shit, that sounds good.  But I do love my sauce.  I don't know.  So torn!
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 21, 2008, 04:18:34 PM
SAUCELESS PIZZA.   :D
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Post by: Mupepe on August 21, 2008, 04:19:33 PM
Ugh.  Women.  ::)
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Post by: Mupepe on August 21, 2008, 09:10:06 PM
I just did the dough.  it's now rising or whatever.  time to start on the sauce
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 21, 2008, 09:18:34 PM
I made pizza crust with wholewheat flour for the first time last night. We were out of 'hard'/enriched flour and I thought what the hell, let's give it a shot. It came out tougher than usual but certainly edible. Anyone tried wholewheat? I'm thinking it needs more yeast than usual for a start 'cause it was very slow to rise. Got one crust left so might post a pic when I eat it.

*Japanese stores basically have two types of flour that I can't find satisfying translations of. Your all-purpose flour is a 50:50 mix of these two types, basically a rough-milled/fine-milled flour combo. The fine-milled stuff is usually for pastries, cakes etc, and the rough-milled stuff for bread. Anyway.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 21, 2008, 09:20:20 PM
Ok

1 packet yeast
3/4 cups water luke warm
dab of honey
1 1/2 cup all purpose flour, plus more for dusting later if sticking
1/2 cup semolina flour (if you can't find just use two cups all purpose)
some olive oil
3/4 teaspoon salt

1.  Mix yeast, honey (you just need a tiny bit. like a teaspoon if that) and water to activate.  Let sit for five minutes and check and see if it's active.  It should be slightly frothy at this point, if not the yeast is dead, start over.
2.  Mix flour and salt.  If you have a food processor use this, if not you're probably going to have to do the mixing by hand, which can suck.
3.  Mix in water until a sticky ball forms, and then transfer to a floured surface
4.  Knead until smooth and springy, adding in more flour slowly if it is sticky.  This is the tough part, and a good rule of tumb is if you can stick in a finger about a half inch and the dough doesn't spring back, keep kneading.
5.  Form into a ball and place in a lightly oiled bowl, cover with platic wrap and a towel, and leave for about one hour in a warm place, or until doubled.
6.  Take out, punch down and roll out until fairly thin.  450 (preheated) with toppings on for about 15 minutes.

One thing I would add: You probably think you know how to knead bread. You don't. Go watch a video on youtube and learn how to do it right. You will save yourself a ton of time and wasted energy.

edit: err, obviously i'm not addressing Genghis directly here...
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 21, 2008, 09:32:48 PM
Yeah I should've mentioned that kneading is serious work and involves a lot more than just rubbing down the dough.  I just use a kitchenaid now for the first part and finish the rest by hand.

 :-*

TAUN TAUN WHERE ARE YOU
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Post by: GilloD on August 21, 2008, 09:51:42 PM
I learned to knead dough when I learned to knead clay for the wheel. Do a bad job and in either case your whole investment gets fucked.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 21, 2008, 09:53:29 PM
:lol 

the sauce is stewing.  20 more minutes.  i also cleaned up everything i've used so far with the lapse in time

it's been about an hour for the dough and it looks huge, but i'll start rolling it in a few. 

i'm putting mozzarella cheese, cheddar cheese, genoa salami, pepperoni and mushrooms.

I think I put too much flour too quickly in the dough.  it felt sorta dry and not super spring.  i guess we'll see.  you guys did say i'd fuck up a lot :(
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Post by: Mupepe on August 21, 2008, 10:02:56 PM
:lol

I kneaded it a lot but I think I just sucked at it.  i'll have to check youtube videos :(
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 21, 2008, 10:48:07 PM
:lol

I kneaded it a lot but I think I just sucked at it.  i'll have to check youtube videos :(


I don't think youtube hosts those sort of videos....
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Post by: Mupepe on August 21, 2008, 11:04:36 PM
Ok.  just finished the sauce and threw my first pizza in the oven.  sauce turned out a bit thin.  how can i correct that next time?  tastes great though
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 21, 2008, 11:07:42 PM
Ok.  just finished the sauce and threw my first pizza in the oven.  sauce turned out a bit thin.  how can i correct that next time?  tastes great though

Reduce it down more. Just let it simmer in a saucepan for a while. Or if you don't have much time, add some chopped or sliced fresh tomato.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 21, 2008, 11:08:11 PM
Ok.  just finished the sauce and threw my first pizza in the oven.  sauce turned out a bit thin.  how can i correct that next time?  tastes great though

Reduce it down more. Just let it simmer in a saucepan for a while. Or if you don't have much time, add some chopped or sliced fresh tomato.

Also, PICS!
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Post by: Mupepe on August 21, 2008, 11:43:01 PM
sweet.  thanks for the advice guys.  getting the pictures off my camera now.  it turned out so fucking good.

the bread was a little tough, but fuck, still so good.  thank you guys!  pics incoming!
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Post by: Mupepe on August 21, 2008, 11:53:43 PM
(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9712/pizza001dk5.jpg)
(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/4507/pizza002ur3.jpg)
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/8506/pizza003yy2.jpg)
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/271/pizza004rt5.jpg)
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6863/pizza005rs0.jpg)
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 22, 2008, 12:03:54 AM
nom nom nom! looks good!

i always drizzle some olive oil on the pie before baking btw. you can do it afterwards as well. keeps the toppings (mushrooms for example) from drying out and adds extra delicious.
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Post by: Himu on August 22, 2008, 12:05:33 AM
Every thing he's going to make for now on is going to be pizza. All he ever eats is pizza. And burritos.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 22, 2008, 12:06:02 AM
:D  I'll remember that.

I also put it on the dough before i put the sauce, cheese and toppings on.  and then i coated the foil
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Post by: Mupepe on August 22, 2008, 12:06:46 AM
I want to make chinese chicken fried rice tomorrow.  anyone have good recipes??? :D
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 22, 2008, 12:09:58 AM
I want to make chinese chicken fried rice tomorrow.  anyone have good recipes??? :D

PM Mr Singh if he doesn't reply. He is the King of Asian cookery. And every other kind.

:bow :burgerking :bow2
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 22, 2008, 04:45:38 AM
:D  I'll remember that.

I also put it on the dough before i put the sauce, cheese and toppings on.

Good call.  :P
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Post by: BlueTsunami on August 22, 2008, 05:27:40 AM
I'm compelled to make some Chicken Marsala. I'll be going off this set of instructions!

http://smittenkitchen.com/2008/03/alexs-chicken-and-mushroom-marsala/

If I do make it, I'll take some pictures and I'm going to eat the fuck out of it.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 22, 2008, 09:38:06 AM
:D  I'll remember that.

I also put it on the dough before i put the sauce, cheese and toppings on.

Good call.  :P
:lol

There was also a special someone who guided my way through the grocery store!

Tonight I'm going to try the following recipe...

CHICKEN MADEIRA

CHICKEN:
1 tablespoon olive oil
4 boneless, skinless chicken breast fillets
8 asparagus spears
4 mozzarella cheese slices
MADEIRA SAUCE:
2 tablespoons olive oil
2 cups sliced fresh mushrooms
3 cups madeira wine
2 cups beef stock
1 tablespoon butter
1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper

Heat up 1 tablespoon olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Cover each chicken breast with plastic wrap then use a mallet to flatten the chicken to about 1/4-inch thick. Sprinkle each fillet with salt and pepper.

Sauté the chicken fillets for 4 to 6 minutes per side, or until the chicken has browned just a bit. Remove chicken fillets from the pan and wrap them together in foil to keep the fillets warm while you make the sauce. Don\'t clean the pan. You want all that cooked-on goodness to stay in the skillet to help make the sauce.

With the heat still on medium, add two tablespoons of oil to the skillet. Add the sliced mushrooms and sauté for about two minutes. Add the madeira wine, beef stock, butter and pepper. Bring sauce to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer for about 20 minutes or until sauce has reduce to about 1/4 of its original volume. When the sauce is done it will have thickened and turned a dark brown color.

As the sauce is simmering, bring a medium saucepan filled about halfway with water to a boil. Add a little salt to the water. Toss the asparagus into the water and boil for 3 to 5 minutes, depending on the thickness of your asparagus spears. Drop the asparagus in a bowl of ice water to halt the cooking. The asparagus should be slightly tender when done, not mushy.

Set oven to broil. Prepare the dish by arranging the cooked chicken fillets on a baking pan. Cross two asparagus spears over each fillet, then cover each with a slice of mozzarella cheese. Broil the fillets for 3 to 4 minutes or until light brown spots begin to appear on the cheese.

To serve, arrange two chicken breasts on each plate, then spoon 3 or 4 tablespoons of madeira sauce over the chicken.

Servings: 4
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Post by: DJ_Tet on August 22, 2008, 09:49:16 AM
I'm compelled to make some Chicken Marsala. I'll be going off this set of instructions!

http://smittenkitchen.com/2008/03/alexs-chicken-and-mushroom-marsala/

If I do make it, I'll take some pictures and I'm going to eat the fuck out of it.

I used to make chicken marsala.  One bit of advice, you may think you like Marsala, you may think you LOVE marsala.  Go easy on the marsala, less is more.  If it's too heavy you won't like it as much as you should.  Note I haven't read that recipe and it's been too long since I've actually made the chicken marsala.  I just made it pretty often and eventually used too much marsala and ruined the recipe for me :(
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Post by: Mupepe on August 22, 2008, 11:39:00 PM
Almost done completely with the chicken madeira.  oh my god.  I figured it would be easier than the pizza.  wrong.

i have a question, does my stove suck or something?  last night with the marinara it said you guys said to simmer for 40 minutes at the end.  but mine was still really watery. 

the sauce tonight said to simmer for about 20 minutes, but fuck, it's been way longer than that and it's thickening up a lot slower.  i made sure i followed everything correctly too.  it just seems to be an issue with my crappy (i'm using my older ones until I move) pans or with my crappy stove.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 23, 2008, 12:18:51 AM
One problem with pro cookbooks is that the chefs are used to using the super hi-powered gas stoves in their restaurant kitchens. Real cooking time at home almost always varies. This is why pictures are so important.

btw, you might want to try using oven paper for the pizza instead of foil. You don't want the bottom of the pie to get soggy. Also remember to dust the oven paper with flour before putting the pizza on it.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 23, 2008, 12:59:16 AM
cool.  thank you for the tips.

so i finished.  the sauce didn't come out right.  a lot of places were saying i should have used 4 tbsp of corn starch to thicken it up.  because... it didn't get any thicker.  just kept evaporating.  *sigh*  :(  Chicken turned out good at least.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 23, 2008, 02:10:14 AM
I want to make chinese chicken fried rice tomorrow.  anyone have good recipes??? :D

Here's a recipe I posted on GAF.  Substitute the siew yok (bbq pork) with chicken pieces.  Cut the chicken pieces into kidney bean sized chuncks BEFORE cooking.  Then marinade in a bit of salt and sesame oil.  I don't use it, but you can also add soy sauce to this marinade o_O... 

For one serving, you're going to want maybe......1 chicken breast.  O_O

Ingredients:
2-3 cups cooked white rice
1-1.5 chicken breast/thigh/whatever you can get
1-2 tsp. sesame oil
4-8 tsps. vegetable oil
1-2 cloves garlic (break and dice)
1-2 eggs (beaten)
1-2 shoots of green onion (optional)
1 tsp. soy sauce (optional)
salt to taste

Pretend this is the chicken.  Stir fry it in some oil.  Make sure the oil is hot before cooking.  You can test this by dipping a chopstick or the tip of your cooking utensil in some chicken goo then dipping it in the oil.  If it sizzles, it's ready.  Once the chicken is done, scoop it up and set it aside.
(http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/8657/img4616go2.jpg)

Fry the garlic.
(http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/360/img4617sr2.jpg)

Dump the rice in.  I usually base the amount of the other ingredients on the amount of leftover rice I'm using.  I tend to like using leftover rice over fresh rice as it's not as soft.
(http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/7594/img4618bt9.jpg)

Fry in high heat until a slight brown color.  Make sure you keep the rice moving.
(http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/3023/img4619xb2.jpg)

Dig a little ditch in the rice pile and pour beaten eggs into the center.
(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/2218/img4620bt4.jpg)

Wait a minute or two for the egg to solidify a bit, then stir (the egg only!).
(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/5294/img4621wm8.jpg)

Once a good portion of the egg is cooked stir into the rice.
(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/2351/img4622xs5.jpg)

Add the chicken/meat.
(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/5606/img4623mq9.jpg)

Add some green onion (optional).
(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/972/img4624cg4.jpg)

Season with salt to taste and serve.
(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/1986/img4626px9.jpg)

 :)
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 23, 2008, 04:19:10 AM
Looks awesome CG! I like that way of doing the egg. Mr Singh taught us Tokyo folks to do the egg separately at the start then set it aside. Your way looks much more convenient. And i have some BBQ pork in the fridge right now :drool
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Post by: Mupepe on August 23, 2008, 07:17:12 AM
nice one, CG!  I'll try it tonight.

Here's a pic from last night.  I'll upload more when i get home.

(http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/1160/pizzapp5.jpg)
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Post by: OnkelC on August 23, 2008, 08:27:50 AM
Hey, nice thread. :)
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Post by: Mupepe on August 23, 2008, 08:44:25 AM
:) participate please
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Post by: OnkelC on August 23, 2008, 02:11:46 PM
:) participate please
Lazy Ass Hot Dogs tonight:
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/HotDog/smallP1040241.jpg)
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 23, 2008, 02:19:20 PM
MMMMMM even your wieners look good Onkel. 
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Post by: Mupepe on August 23, 2008, 04:30:11 PM
damn that does look good
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Post by: cool breeze on August 23, 2008, 07:29:06 PM
Pickles look strange on that hot dog, yet I eat them with relish at times.  I don't get why.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 23, 2008, 10:19:09 PM
Looks awesome CG! I like that way of doing the egg. Mr Singh taught us Tokyo folks to do the egg separately at the start then set it aside. Your way looks much more convenient. And i have some BBQ pork in the fridge right now :drool
Yeah, my mom does the egg separately too.  It's all personal preference.  I like how the egg mixes with the rice my way.   :)
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Post by: Mupepe on August 23, 2008, 10:20:21 PM
my rice sucked.

must practice making rice. 

it sucked.  bad.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 23, 2008, 11:19:21 PM
my rice sucked.

must practice making rice. 

it sucked.  bad.
Woah.  What happened?   :(
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 23, 2008, 11:32:30 PM
my rice sucked.

must practice making rice. 

it sucked.  bad.

For fried rice, you have to leave it flattened out on a plate or something for at least 10 mins before you try to fry it, otherwise it'll just stick. Japanese rice is especially problematic. Ideally, you should leave it in the fridge overnight. Fried rice is best made from leftover rice from the night before, really.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 23, 2008, 11:56:04 PM
I'll try that next time.  Yeah, it stuck together pretty bad.  The bottom half of the pan of rice was kinda mushy.  Fuck.  I hate making rice.  I thought i had conquered it when I tasted some from the top and it was perfect.  But halfway down it turned to shit
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Post by: etiolate on August 24, 2008, 04:52:50 AM
i always loved my rice sticky when I was little

I'll have to post some stuff later
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 24, 2008, 04:57:19 AM
I'll try that next time.  Yeah, it stuck together pretty bad.  The bottom half of the pan of rice was kinda mushy.  Fuck.  I hate making rice.  I thought i had conquered it when I tasted some from the top and it was perfect.  But halfway down it turned to shit

You can still use softer rice while making fried rice - you just have to know how to keep the rice moving and have a certain amount of oil in the mix.  It just takes practice is all.   :)
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Post by: OnkelC on August 24, 2008, 05:47:56 AM
This will be made this noon:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=%204699710&postcount=182
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Post by: Mupepe on August 24, 2008, 12:18:33 PM
I'll try that next time.  Yeah, it stuck together pretty bad.  The bottom half of the pan of rice was kinda mushy.  Fuck.  I hate making rice.  I thought i had conquered it when I tasted some from the top and it was perfect.  But halfway down it turned to shit

You can still use softer rice while making fried rice - you just have to know how to keep the rice moving and have a certain amount of oil in the mix.  It just takes practice is all.   :)
:)  I'll try again soon... just not today... or tomorrow.  :lol  I'm a little discouraged.  Tonight will be spaghetti and meatballs.  Something simple and easy since I already have the sauce.

This will be made this noon:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=%204699710&postcount=182

:drool
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Post by: OnkelC on August 24, 2008, 04:27:57 PM
a few test shots, plums and carbonara:
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/Uhren/smallP1040254.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/Uhren/smallP1040257.jpg)
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Post by: Mupepe on August 24, 2008, 05:11:09 PM
Oh man that looks delicious
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 24, 2008, 07:46:13 PM
Hey OnkelC - what's with the watch?  I've noticed it's in a lot of your food pictures lately.   ???
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Post by: Vizzys on August 24, 2008, 07:46:44 PM
I think the watch is for scale or something

or hes rich and showing off
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 24, 2008, 08:37:01 PM
The product placement in these shots is almost as blatant as Casino Royale :lol
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Post by: OnkelC on August 25, 2008, 01:41:26 AM
Hey OnkelC - what's with the watch?  I've noticed it's in a lot of your food pictures lately.   ???
it's  a fetish thing, also practice shots for this:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=332603

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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 25, 2008, 02:19:47 AM
I made steak tonight.  Probably nothing NEAR what you're used to, Mups, but I work with what I can!   :)

Ribeye with a rasberry wine and balsamic vinegrette sauce:
(http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/1093/img5419iq6.jpg)
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Post by: gibletsngravy on August 25, 2008, 02:36:44 AM
When I get chicken fried rice take out its usually much darker. I guess they must use a lot of oil.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 25, 2008, 02:46:08 AM
When I get chicken fried rice take out its usually much darker. I guess they must use a lot of oil.

There are many types of fried rice.  Every recipe varies.  I'm not a huge fan of rice so I make it how my family members like it (or whoever eventually eats it).  My personal favorite is salted fish and chicken fried rice.  :)

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1439/1087211489_d0fcbdb30b.jpg)

Note: Something to look out for - authentic fried rice just about never has soy sauce in it nomatter what type.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 25, 2008, 10:24:49 AM
I made steak tonight.  Probably nothing NEAR what you're used to, Mups, but I work with what I can!   :)

Ribeye with a rasberry wine and balsamic vinegrette sauce:
(http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/1093/img5419iq6.jpg)
Damn that looks good!

I ended up just making last night a leftover night.  I heated up chicken from Friday in the oven and then I put a piece of mozzarella on it and topped it with some marinara sauce.  It was so damn good.
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Post by: etiolate on August 25, 2008, 04:28:11 PM
Sheek Kabob Turkey Meatballs

1/2-1lb of Ground Turkey (deending on how many you want)
Cumin
Paprika
Butter or Ghee(used butter myself)
Olive Oil
Fresh Parsley Chopped
Chopped Onion
Salt

Now I don't measure my ingredients, as I go sort of by taste and scent. I would say I used about 3 tablespoon each of the cumin and paprika, half of a yellow onion chopped, and half cup of the chopped parsley. I used 1 stick of butter a good amount of olive oil. I would have used more butter if I actually had more to use.

Combined all the ingredients sans butter and oil, kneeding them together until it looked well mixed.  Then I let it chill for a couple hours in the fridge before taking it out to add the softened butter and oil. Then you just mold large balls with your hands and place them in a baking pan or casserole dish.

I broiled them for about 10 minutes, then cooked them in the oven for another 20 or so at 300 degrees. A slow cooked low heat is fine, especially after the broiling. I then added penne pasta and a broiled serrano pepper. I dripped the juices from the dish and some wine over the top.

(http://www.mapored.com/etiolate/meatballs1.jpg)
(http://www.mapored.com/etiolate/meatballs2.jpg)
(http://www.mapored.com/etiolate/meatballs3.jpg)
(http://www.mapored.com/etiolate/cswine.jpg)

Not sure what wine to match turkey with, but this worked out well together even if its a red with a light meat.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 26, 2008, 12:55:02 AM
Sister brought some smoked salmon home so I made a spread with it:
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/4020/img5425ph3.jpg)
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8190/img5426gv5.jpg)

Then I made chicken fricassee from this book:
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/6631/img5428oj0.jpg)

Clean and butcher a chicken.  Then salt the pieces.
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/3320/img5432ht7.jpg)

Brown the pieces in about 4tbsps of butter.
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/7632/img5434sb1.jpg)
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/157/img5436wy0.jpg)

Add more butter, white wine, nutmeg, finely diced onion, and thyme to the same pot and scrape brown bits off the bottom.  Bring to a boil.
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/9462/img5442vn7.jpg)

Put chicken back into the pot for another 30-40 minutes.
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/9391/img5443we7.jpg)

Remove chicken.  Whisk an egg yoke (or two) with milk or heavy cream (varies depending which one you use) then whisk into sauce.
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5861/img5446fn4.jpg)

Pour onto chicken or put the chicken into the sauce like I did to keep warm.
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/1963/img5448js8.jpg)

Serve.
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/6391/img5454ph1.jpg)
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Post by: Bildi on August 26, 2008, 01:05:09 AM
:drool I have to try some of these recipes.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 27, 2008, 11:53:51 PM
We're currently making chicken and dumplings for dinner. Here's a picture of the meal in it's current on-the-stove state.

(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee82/distantmantra/cd1.jpg)

I'll post a photo of the final product when it's ready to eat.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 27, 2008, 11:59:20 PM
Em has been making meals all week for our friends who just had their baby. One for them and one for us. Last night she did a homemade lasagna, tatortot casserole and pesto (three separate dishes, btw). Tonight is chicken and dumplings. We started late so we might not be eating until 10pm.
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Post by: etiolate on August 28, 2008, 12:01:07 AM
i love big fat dumplings
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Post by: OnkelC on August 28, 2008, 03:41:04 AM
homemade seasonal goodness for a change: golden Chanterelles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chanterelles) with pasta. These very tasty mushrooms have high season right now and if you happen to come across a basket of them, treat yourself to something nice! They are easily prepared, just brush them off dry then sautee them with a bit of oil, cubed onions and ham/bacon cubes. Serve on fresh toasted bread or pasta and...

(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/chanterelle/smallP1040276.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/chanterelle/smallP1040278.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/chanterelle/smallP1040280.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/chanterelle/smallP1040281.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/chanterelle/smallP1040283.jpg)

Enjoy.
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Post by: tiesto on August 28, 2008, 09:37:30 AM
I've been learning how to BBQ the past few days... BBQed a NY strip steak, and a pork chop... the steak came out quite excellent and the pork chop was pretty decent although undercooked in one little spot. I mostly felt I've just been getting lucky with this. Does anybody have any effective BBQing strategies? I have a gas grill...

I'm slowly starting to learn how to cook basic stuff... made rice and a teriyaki marinade the other day too.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on August 28, 2008, 08:54:04 PM
I've been learning how to BBQ the past few days... BBQed a NY strip steak, and a pork chop... the steak came out quite excellent and the pork chop was pretty decent although undercooked in one little spot. I mostly felt I've just been getting lucky with this. Does anybody have any effective BBQing strategies? I have a gas grill...

I'm slowly starting to learn how to cook basic stuff... made rice and a teriyaki marinade the other day too.

With BBQ'ing I read that its good to sear it on high heat/flame and then move it to an area where its not on direct heat to finish cooking through.
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Post by: DJ_Tet on September 09, 2008, 02:12:28 PM
Anyone got any tips on how to broil/bake/grill chicken breast? 

I have plain chicken breasts that I want to add to a prepackaged penne pasta.  How should I cook them up?  I have extra virgin olive oil, not much else.

I have a cast iron skillet, as well as casserole dishes for the oven.
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Post by: DJ_Tet on September 09, 2008, 02:32:05 PM
Nice, I have butter too good call.

Thanks for the quick tips :)


edit:  I want to slice it up too, I should do that after I cook I guess?
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Post by: Bildi on September 10, 2008, 01:36:45 AM
Thank you!

:bow Cohen :bow2

When I next go shopping I'll pick up what I need and try this within the next couple of weeks.
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Post by: DJ_Tet on September 10, 2008, 08:15:39 AM
Damn, that's hot.  I'm gonna try that too (but probably with chicken as the gf likely won't want to eat lamb  :'()


Thanks for the quick chicken tip last night Cohen, it turned out moist and succulent, I should have cut it up a little more but it was great with some salt. 
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Post by: etiolate on September 10, 2008, 10:41:53 PM
This is a salad I've been making lately.

1/3 Mexican Papaya, sliced and chopped into small squares
1/2 Jicama chopped into small squares
Pepper Jack cheese, cut into squares
Colby Jack Cheese, cut into squares
1/4 cup Fresh Basil (chopped)
Olive Oil
2 tbsp Cumin
bit of Honey


Not complicated, just put everything together into a bowl and toss it well. Most of the work is chopping the Jicama and Papaya. My measurings are not exact, as I always just go by feel and taste. The cumin and basil shouldn't cover up the main ingredients taste.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 12, 2008, 03:23:16 AM
The cats next!
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Post by: OnkelC on September 14, 2008, 03:40:06 PM
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/Restaurant/smallIMG_0566.jpg)
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 14, 2008, 03:56:16 PM
 burgertime :lol
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Post by: CrystalGemini on September 18, 2008, 04:37:19 AM
Mups asked me to post this for him:
(http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/4876/dsc00027pi3.jpg)
German Chocolate cake :9  He says he made it himself.
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Post by: Oblivion on September 25, 2008, 09:34:54 PM
gots me a few questions, ya heard

Kind of a simple one I guess, since I'm not asking anything specific. The other day I saw a sale on a 4.5 lb. whole chicken for 3 bux, and decided it was a steal. One problem, though: I've never cooked a chicken (or anything else for that matter) in my life. Can any of you please tell me what I'm supposed to do, pleeeeease? As far as draining anything or cutting off and throwing away specific parts? Then, after that, how do I start the actual cooking? I don't have an oven by the way, so I'll be wanting to cook it via frying pan.


Now, for the second part of my inquiry. See, I'm pretty skinny, and I'm trying to gain some weight, so what types of meat is the best for this job? I'd like to see what I can get that could help me gain as much as possible, while at the same time, be as cheap as possible (if possible). Thanks in advance, MEN!
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 25, 2008, 10:39:48 PM
Buy a crockpot, cheap ultimate way to start cooking easy meals.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 25, 2008, 10:47:15 PM
We have a quince tree in our yard, and the fruit is starting to ripen. I'm really jonesing to make a lamb and quince tajine this weekend.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on September 26, 2008, 04:45:14 AM
gots me a few questions, ya heard

Kind of a simple one I guess, since I'm not asking anything specific. The other day I saw a sale on a 4.5 lb. whole chicken for 3 bux, and decided it was a steal. One problem, though: I've never cooked a chicken (or anything else for that matter) in my life. Can any of you please tell me what I'm supposed to do, pleeeeease? As far as draining anything or cutting off and throwing away specific parts? Then, after that, how do I start the actual cooking? I don't have an oven by the way, so I'll be wanting to cook it via frying pan.


Now, for the second part of my inquiry. See, I'm pretty skinny, and I'm trying to gain some weight, so what types of meat is the best for this job? I'd like to see what I can get that could help me gain as much as possible, while at the same time, be as cheap as possible (if possible). Thanks in advance, MEN!

For weight gain: Just drink a gallon of (non-skimmed) milk a day. Cheap, no need to cook, very portable... ;) And do lots of heavy squats and deadlifts. Google 'Starting Strength' by Mark Rippetoe for more on this. It's been tried and tested for decades.
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Post by: OnkelC on September 26, 2008, 02:41:53 PM
Mups asked me to post this for him:
(http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/4876/dsc00027pi3.jpg)
German Chocolate cake :9  He says he made it himself.
never saw a cake like that around here. chocolate cake only comes like this in germany:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5013490&postcount=458
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Post by: bud on September 26, 2008, 08:58:26 PM
what is that, uh, white stuff on top? i don't think i've ever seen anything like that on a cake.
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Post by: Greatness Gone on September 26, 2008, 09:30:34 PM
what is that, uh, white stuff on top? i don't think i've ever seen anything like that on a cake.

Coconut, I think.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on September 26, 2008, 11:29:24 PM
what is that, uh, white stuff on top? i don't think i've ever seen anything like that on a cake.

It's supposed to be a coconut pecan frosting though you'd have to ask mupepe for the actual recipe he used.  He should be back soon!

never saw a cake like that around here. chocolate cake only comes like this in germany:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5013490&postcount=458


It's called German chocolate cake because the guy who originally made it had the last name "German".
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Post by: OnkelC on September 27, 2008, 05:41:31 AM
what is that, uh, white stuff on top? i don't think i've ever seen anything like that on a cake.

It's supposed to be a coconut pecan frosting though you'd have to ask mupepe for the actual recipe he used.  He should be back soon!

never saw a cake like that around here. chocolate cake only comes like this in germany:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5013490&postcount=458


It's called German chocolate cake because the guy who originally made it had the last name "German".
correct name should be "chocolate cake German" or Gemans' chocolate cake, then. origin first, name last, aka "Beef Wellington" or "Tournedos Rossini", "Parma Ham",
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Post by: CrystalGemini on September 28, 2008, 04:27:07 AM
what is that, uh, white stuff on top? i don't think i've ever seen anything like that on a cake.

It's supposed to be a coconut pecan frosting though you'd have to ask mupepe for the actual recipe he used.  He should be back soon!

never saw a cake like that around here. chocolate cake only comes like this in germany:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5013490&postcount=458


It's called German chocolate cake because the guy who originally made it had the last name "German".
correct name should be "chocolate cake German" or Gemans' chocolate cake, then. origin first, name last, aka "Beef Wellington" or "Tournedos Rossini", "Parma Ham",

Americans suck at English.   :'(  Also German chocolate cake originated in Texas.  lol
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 28, 2008, 09:38:35 PM
All I know is that German chocolate cake is fucking delicious.

Oh, I made my lamb and quince tajine Friday night, it was incredible.
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Post by: Mupepe on October 02, 2008, 03:36:19 PM
:D  The topping is coconut, pecan and some other stuff turned into a weird frosting deal made from heavy whipping cream.

The only thing is that the cake wasn't so moist.  I'm not sure if it was because I mixed the chocolate and egg yolk in at the wrong time.  I fucked up and did it later than the recipe said so I'm thinking that was maybe why.  Still turned out delicious.

I also just made chicken teriyaki.  I kind of made a sauce out of teriyaki sauce and olive oil.  Put it in a pan to let it thicken and then threw the chicken in and turned it to medium heat and covered it.  I kept brushing the chicken with the sauce and flipping it.  turned out pretty good
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 02, 2008, 03:39:13 PM
Next time you make teriyaki chicken, make sure you use mirin.
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Post by: Mupepe on October 02, 2008, 04:28:43 PM
I don't even know what that is :(
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 02, 2008, 04:31:06 PM
It's a sweet Japanese cooking wine. Most grocery stores sell it.
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Post by: Mupepe on October 02, 2008, 04:38:22 PM
cool!  thank you
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Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2008, 04:51:12 PM
Would be nice if some of you assholes actually helped by TEACHING ME HOW TO COOK WTF FALSE ADVERTISIGNKNGAJGLKAJG


How long after the expiration date on a whole chicken is it safe to still eat?
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Post by: Mupepe on October 02, 2008, 08:02:24 PM
:lol

I need help with a whole chicken as well.  I have no idea what to do with it.

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Post by: Mupepe on October 02, 2008, 08:03:08 PM
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/Restaurant/smallIMG_0566.jpg)
jesus that looks good!
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Post by: Rman on October 02, 2008, 08:23:06 PM
:lol

I need help with a whole chicken as well.  I have no idea what to do with it.



Preheat oven to 400 degrees.  Wash and pat down chicken with paper towels.  Season the exterior and inner cavity with kosher salt and ground black pepper and rub with unsalted softened butter.  Cut a lemon in half and squeeze lemon juice in the cavity.  Place lemon halves in cavity.  Roast for an hour in one of those aluminum disposable roasting tins.  You can use a large oven proof saute pan too.  You can place chicken on a bed of veggies, like carrots, onions, or new potatoes.  Roast for an hour.  Test for doneness by pricking the skin b/w leg and breast.  Juices should run clear, not pink, indicating doneness.  However, it will not be dried out, but tender and succulent.  Most cooks overcook chicken.  Chicken breast being the number one overcooked item in America.  I recommend kosher or organic birds for roasting.

Variations:
Garlic and Rosemary Roasted Chicken: Cut a head of garlic in half, horizontally, and place in cavity.  Season with fresh rosemary.
Cilantro Lime Roasted Chicken.  Use a lime instead of a lemon in above recipe and season chicken with cilantro before roasting.
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Post by: Mupepe on October 02, 2008, 08:42:48 PM
oh cool.  thank you, dude!  I'll do it tomorrow and post pics of how it turns out
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Post by: Rman on October 02, 2008, 09:17:56 PM
oh cool.  thank you, dude!  I'll do it tomorrow and post pics of how it turns out

If juices run pink, just put back in the oven for 10 or 15 so more minutes.  Also, let it rest 4 for 5 minutes under foil before cutting into it.  That helps redistribute the juices and keep the chicken nice and juicy.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on October 02, 2008, 09:24:41 PM
oh cool.  thank you, dude!  I'll do it tomorrow and post pics of how it turns out

Actually, I'm betting you do something utterly random instead, like try to make baked Alaska with cream cheese, but it will still be entertaining for us all. Go Chef mups!
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Post by: Mupepe on October 03, 2008, 12:02:00 PM
oh cool.  thank you, dude!  I'll do it tomorrow and post pics of how it turns out

If juices run pink, just put back in the oven for 10 or 15 so more minutes.  Also, let it rest 4 for 5 minutes under foil before cutting into it.  That helps redistribute the juices and keep the chicken nice and juicy.
:D  I can't wait.  Although....

oh cool.  thank you, dude!  I'll do it tomorrow and post pics of how it turns out

Actually, I'm betting you do something utterly random instead, like try to make baked Alaska with cream cheese, but it will still be entertaining for us all. Go Chef mups!
You're kinda correct!  I decided to do a spicy chicken spaghetti dish tonight.  My mom's friend had some and it was wowowowowow.  So I decided to try that tonight.  I'll post the recipe and pictures of it after I'm done :D
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Post by: Mupepe on October 04, 2008, 10:49:13 PM
Made it last night and it turned out spicy as hell but so good.

Ingredients:
1lb - 2lb of of diced chicken
2 cans of cream of mushroom
2 cans of cream of chicken
1 can of diced spicy rotel tomatoes (labeled either mexican rotel tomatoes or rotel tomatoes with habanero)
1 can of diced rotel tomatoes
1 lb of fresh mozzarella
1 lb of spaghetti noodles
Parmesan Cheese (optional)

Get about 1lb to 2lb of chicken.  Season it any which way you'd like and fry it.  I blackened mine with some seasonings in olive oil.

In the meantime have your noodles boiling so they'll be ready to go.

After the noodles and chicken are done, throw the noodles in a baking pan and then throw in your tomatoes, cream of mushroom, cream of chicken and your cooked chicken.  Mix it together.  Then grade your mozzarella cheese on top of it and if you'd like, put your parmesan cheese on top.

Preheat your oven to 350 degrees and then throw the pan in for about 10-15 minutes or until it's hot. 

If you want to make it a little spicier, use another can of the spicy rotel tomatoes instead of the regular.  This is what I did.  Be aware, it's VERY spicy though.  I loved it.

I kind of changed a few things from a recipe my mom got from her friend.  I wanted to make it spicy and blacken the chicken.  She used regular rotel tomatoes and she boiled the chicken (bleh).

(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/811/dsc00040xs6.jpg)
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Post by: Smooth Groove on October 04, 2008, 11:16:07 PM
How is Paella properly pronounced?  I don't wanna sound like an ignoramus at a fancy restaurant.
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Post by: Rman on October 04, 2008, 11:28:04 PM
How is Paella properly pronounced?  I don't wanna sound like an ignoramus at a fancy restaurant.

Pah-eh-yah.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on October 04, 2008, 11:33:47 PM
How is Paella properly pronounced?  I don't wanna sound like an ignoramus at a fancy restaurant.

Pah-eh-yah.

Thanks, Rman. 


Do I pronounce the eh and yah seperately? 
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Post by: Rman on October 04, 2008, 11:54:19 PM
Yes.

Here's a video with a recipe.  They pronounce it correctly after some fun and games with the pronunciation.

[youtube=425,350]CfN4_52loC4[/youtube]

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Post by: Smooth Groove on October 05, 2008, 12:12:58 AM
Cool!

Now I can try making it myself. 
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Post by: GilloD on October 14, 2008, 05:10:28 PM
:lol

I need help with a whole chicken as well.  I have no idea what to do with it.



Preheat oven to 400 degrees.  Wash and pat down chicken with paper towels.  Season the exterior and inner cavity with kosher salt and ground black pepper and rub with unsalted softened butter.  Cut a lemon in half and squeeze lemon juice in the cavity.  Place lemon halves in cavity.  Roast for an hour in one of those aluminum disposable roasting tins.  You can use a large oven proof saute pan too.  You can place chicken on a bed of veggies, like carrots, onions, or new potatoes.  Roast for an hour.  Test for doneness by pricking the skin b/w leg and breast.  Juices should run clear, not pink, indicating doneness.  However, it will not be dried out, but tender and succulent.  Most cooks overcook chicken.  Chicken breast being the number one overcooked item in America.  I recommend kosher or organic birds for roasting.

Variations:
Garlic and Rosemary Roasted Chicken: Cut a head of garlic in half, horizontally, and place in cavity.  Season with fresh rosemary.
Cilantro Lime Roasted Chicken.  Use a lime instead of a lemon in above recipe and season chicken with cilantro before roasting.

RMan, instead of cutting the lemon in half you can boil it for ten/15 seconds and place it in whole.  It helps cook evenly, and the lemon flavor is not as strong.

YOU MUST GET UNDER THE SKIN FO THE CHICKEN OR DONT BOTHER. For real, yo. Also- Preserved lemons under the skin if you can get them.
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Post by: Mupepe on October 17, 2008, 04:28:44 PM
Baking cookies with this recipe:


INGREDIENTS (Nutrition)
2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup unsalted butter, melted
1 cup packed brown sugar
1/2 cup white sugar
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
1 egg
1 egg yolk
2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
 Add to Recipe Box

DIRECTIONS
Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Grease cookie sheets or line with parchment paper.
Sift together the flour, baking soda and salt; set aside.
In a medium bowl, cream together the melted butter, brown sugar and white sugar until well blended. Beat in the vanilla, egg, and egg yolk until light and creamy. Mix in the sifted ingredients until just blended. Stir in the chocolate chips by hand using a wooden spoon. Drop cookie dough 1/4 cup at a time onto the prepared cookie sheets. Cookies should be about 3 inches apart.
Bake for 15 to 17 minutes in the preheated oven, or until the edges are lightly toasted. Cool on baking sheets for a few minutes before transferring to wire racks to cool completely.



In the oven now so I'll post pics when they're done.

Edit, Pics:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3003/2950307174_a481fe0753_b.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3274/2950308272_67335d42fa_b.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3275/2950309326_a544784b1c_b.jpg)
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Post by: Rman on October 17, 2008, 04:43:06 PM
Baking cookies with this recipe:


INGREDIENTS (Nutrition)
2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup unsalted butter, melted
1 cup packed brown sugar
1/2 cup white sugar
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
1 egg
1 egg yolk
2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
 Add to Recipe Box

DIRECTIONS
Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Grease cookie sheets or line with parchment paper.
Sift together the flour, baking soda and salt; set aside.
In a medium bowl, cream together the melted butter, brown sugar and white sugar until well blended. Beat in the vanilla, egg, and egg yolk until light and creamy. Mix in the sifted ingredients until just blended. Stir in the chocolate chips by hand using a wooden spoon. Drop cookie dough 1/4 cup at a time onto the prepared cookie sheets. Cookies should be about 3 inches apart.
Bake for 15 to 17 minutes in the preheated oven, or until the edges are lightly toasted. Cool on baking sheets for a few minutes before transferring to wire racks to cool completely.



In the oven now so I'll post pics when they're done.

They should turn out great.  CC cookies are super easy if you follow the recipe and measure your stuff correctly.  Most people mess up baking due to inaccurate measurements, flour being the main culprit.  Pros always use weight as opposed to volume measurements, which are the most common in most cookbooks and websites.
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Post by: GilloD on October 17, 2008, 04:49:28 PM
:lol

I need help with a whole chicken as well.  I have no idea what to do with it.



Preheat oven to 400 degrees.  Wash and pat down chicken with paper towels.  Season the exterior and inner cavity with kosher salt and ground black pepper and rub with unsalted softened butter.  Cut a lemon in half and squeeze lemon juice in the cavity.  Place lemon halves in cavity.  Roast for an hour in one of those aluminum disposable roasting tins.  You can use a large oven proof saute pan too.  You can place chicken on a bed of veggies, like carrots, onions, or new potatoes.  Roast for an hour.  Test for doneness by pricking the skin b/w leg and breast.  Juices should run clear, not pink, indicating doneness.  However, it will not be dried out, but tender and succulent.  Most cooks overcook chicken.  Chicken breast being the number one overcooked item in America.  I recommend kosher or organic birds for roasting.

Variations:
Garlic and Rosemary Roasted Chicken: Cut a head of garlic in half, horizontally, and place in cavity.  Season with fresh rosemary.
Cilantro Lime Roasted Chicken.  Use a lime instead of a lemon in above recipe and season chicken with cilantro before roasting.

RMan, instead of cutting the lemon in half you can boil it for ten/15 seconds and place it in whole.  It helps cook evenly, and the lemon flavor is not as strong.

YOU MUST GET UNDER THE SKIN FO THE CHICKEN OR DONT BOTHER. For real, yo. Also- Preserved lemons under the skin if you can get them.
Putting lemon under the skin tends to make the lemon flavor too strong for my taste (mainly because it knocks a lot of medium bodied reds out, and you're stuck with a white), but a full boiled lemon in the cavity makes the flavor diffuse.  i would like to try preserved lemons though.

I meant just with spices. Lemon under the skin would be too much, agreed.
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Post by: Mupepe on October 17, 2008, 04:51:52 PM
They should turn out great.  CC cookies are super easy if you follow the recipe and measure your stuff correctly.  Most people mess up baking due to inaccurate measurements, flour being the main culprit.  Pros always use weight as opposed to volume measurements, which are the most common in most cookbooks and websites.
:D  They turned out pretty good.  I'm uploading the pics right now.  So how can I overcome the weight to volume issue if most cookbooks and sites use volume?

Also, always cook with King Arthur flour.
Is there a specific reason?  Just better quality?

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Post by: Mupepe on October 17, 2008, 04:58:17 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3003/2950307174_a481fe0753_b.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3274/2950308272_67335d42fa_b.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3275/2950309326_a544784b1c_b.jpg)
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Post by: Rman on October 17, 2008, 05:17:56 PM
They should turn out great.  CC cookies are super easy if you follow the recipe and measure your stuff correctly.  Most people mess up baking due to inaccurate measurements, flour being the main culprit.  Pros always use weight as opposed to volume measurements, which are the most common in most cookbooks and websites.
:D  They turned out pretty good.  I'm uploading the pics right now.  So how can I overcome the weight to volume issue if most cookbooks and sites use volume?

Also, always cook with King Arthur flour.
Is there a specific reason?  Just better quality?



You should be fine using volume measurements if you only bake occasionally and use classic recipes like chocolate chip cookies, which have been tested for years for variations.

You will need a scale, like a digital scale and you can use online calculators to convert volume to weight.  If you get into bread bakin, using weight measurements is a must for best results.
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Post by: Mupepe on October 17, 2008, 05:57:55 PM
Looks good Mupepe.
Thanks!

They should turn out great.  CC cookies are super easy if you follow the recipe and measure your stuff correctly.  Most people mess up baking due to inaccurate measurements, flour being the main culprit.  Pros always use weight as opposed to volume measurements, which are the most common in most cookbooks and websites.
:D  They turned out pretty good.  I'm uploading the pics right now.  So how can I overcome the weight to volume issue if most cookbooks and sites use volume?

Also, always cook with King Arthur flour.
Is there a specific reason?  Just better quality?



You should be fine using volume measurements if you only bake occasionally and use classic recipes like chocolate chip cookies, which have been tested for years for variations.

You will need a scale, like a digital scale and you can use online calculators to convert volume to weight.  If you get into bread bakin, using weight measurements is a must for best results.
That's actually my next goal.  I want to make some really good bread.  Soooo, got a good recipe?  I'm not really sure what kind of bread.  Recommendations?
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Post by: Mupepe on October 17, 2008, 06:44:48 PM
what the heck is that?
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Post by: Rman on October 17, 2008, 07:14:27 PM
I have had my hand me down kitchenaid for a long time.  Those things are workhorses and last forever. 
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Post by: CrystalGemini on December 26, 2008, 11:52:24 PM
I shall revive this old thread with holiday food.  Yay.

Lobster bisque I made from extra ingredients from the Christmas dinner
(http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/9536/img6431qv8.jpg)
(http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/8314/img6433bo5.jpg)
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2630/img6432hm8.jpg)
(http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/4554/img6435bi1.jpg)
(http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/4839/img6439pm1.jpg)
(http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/4252/img6438xb1.jpg)
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Post by: Rman on December 27, 2008, 12:12:48 AM
Nice soup.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on December 27, 2008, 06:34:22 AM
:drool  That looks amazing.  What is it?  Lamb?
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Post by: Mupepe on January 10, 2009, 02:34:25 PM
*bump*

More food peoplez.

I'll post my latest creation in here tonight.
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Post by: Diunx on January 10, 2009, 05:04:09 PM
I'm starving why the hell did I enter this thread :'(
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: tiesto on January 27, 2009, 09:39:15 AM
Any suggestions for a good way to cook green beans?
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Post by: Rman on January 27, 2009, 10:17:42 AM


Someone asked, and here it is, my wine cellar.
Bikes :rock
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CurseoftheGods on January 27, 2009, 12:59:12 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q210/Billy_Rygar/saignee/IMG_0697.jpg)

Someone asked, and here it is, my wine cellar.

:rofl
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Post by: Brehvolution on January 27, 2009, 12:59:58 PM
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q210/Billy_Rygar/saignee/IMG_0697.jpg)

Someone asked, and here it is, my wine cellar.
I think I did. Thanks. :-*
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mupepe on January 27, 2009, 11:28:05 PM
Any suggestions for a good way to cook green beans?
put some butter in a pan, throw in some tony chachere's seasoning and some lemon and fry them that way.  comes out so good. 

potato slices with onions and green bell peppers done the same way is delicious too.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on January 27, 2009, 11:38:21 PM
*bump*

More food peoplez.

I'll post my latest creation in here tonight.

Where are those pictures?  I demand pictures!
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mupepe on January 27, 2009, 11:41:45 PM
I made brownies and I forgot to take them!  I was talking to you on AIM while i made them.  Remember?!?
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on January 27, 2009, 11:44:14 PM
I made brownies and I forgot to take them!  I was talking to you on AIM while i made them.  Remember?!?

Nope.  I was uhh....busy.   :ninja
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Post by: Mupepe on January 27, 2009, 11:44:50 PM
freakay
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 27, 2009, 11:46:50 PM
freakay

I wish.   :-\
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Post by: Rman on February 16, 2009, 06:34:48 PM
Nice.  I love squab.
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Post by: Brehvolution on February 16, 2009, 07:32:19 PM
Looks delicious Cohen. :drool

Thanks for the pics!!

Those are pretty plump little chickens?

*wiki says*
Quote
The term squab formerly used to include the meat of all dove and pigeon species,

What did you use? where does one procure doves/pigeons?

Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Rman on February 16, 2009, 07:36:34 PM
You can order them online or go to a good butcher or farmer's market.  I heartily recommend www.dartagnan.com (http://www.dartagnan.com) for game birds.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 16, 2009, 07:48:55 PM
:bow Cohen :bow2

A couple of little chocolatey desserts I made recently:

Chocolate biscotti:

(http://i44.tinypic.com/j08htu.jpg)

Valentine's Day chocolate cheesecake, so good we ate it at breakfast 2 days in a row:

(http://i39.tinypic.com/3449rbp.jpg)

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Post by: tiesto on February 16, 2009, 08:41:01 PM
Cohen - what's the recipe for the fritters?
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on April 27, 2009, 08:44:39 AM
Anyone have any experience cooking with cardamon?  :wtf
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Rman on April 27, 2009, 02:31:06 PM
Anyone have any experience cooking with cardamon?  :wtf
There's a great southern sweet potato recipe from Edna Lewis.  It's delicious.  I'll post it later.

Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on April 28, 2009, 04:20:05 AM
Too much cardamon will numb mouths.  Other than that it's good.

Wait.  What?

I used it to make rose lassi today.  Just blended some plain yogurt, milk, rose water, cardamon, honey and ice.  It was quite good.   :)

Never worked with cardamon or rose water before so this was an interesting experience.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Rman on April 28, 2009, 12:29:06 PM
Cardamom-Scented Whipped Sweet Potatoes (Great Fall or Winter recipe)

6 medium sized sweet potatoes
1/2 cup unsalted butter, at room temperature
1/3-1 cup heavy cream, heated
1/2 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon ground cardamon
Salt to taste

Preheat the oven to 325 degrees.
Put the sweet potatoes on a foil line baking sweet and bake for 90 minutes until very soft and tender.
Remove from the oven and cool slightly.
Peel the warm potatoes, and put them in a bowl of an electric mixer and beat until mashed.
Add the butter, 1/3 of the cream, cardamom, nutmeg, and 1/2 teaspoon of salt.
Whip until smooth and creamy-you may need to add more cream and adjust seasoning.

Courtesy of The Gift of Southern Cooking by Edna Lewis and Scott Peacock

CG, Cohen is only saying that a little of cardamom goes a long way, kinda like nutmeg.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on April 30, 2009, 01:17:56 AM
Ah...  Good to know.  Thanks!
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 30, 2009, 01:37:54 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GhxgrlPEUTI/R4amzg8JWhI/AAAAAAAABEE/cxWWkKDRYpU/s400/japanesecurry.jpg)

I cooked Japanese curry tonight, it was super easy and super delicious. Forgot to take pics but I might photograph leftovers later. This is what Japanese curry looks like:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UIXOn06Pz70/R97kYF7fDqI/AAAAAAAACP4/K7jIi8jYxUw/s800/Japanese+Curry.jpg)

Base proportions for curry are:

1 box Japanese curry roux (I use Vermont Curry Hot because of the honey and apples)
2 onions
2 potatoes
1 carrot

I usually make a half box which is 4 healthy servings.

Basically, you

- Grill whatever meat you want in it (I chose sliced beef and pork sausages)
- Add the chopped vegetables and saute until lightly browned
- Fill with 6 cups water, bring to boil until vegetables are softened (about 20 minutes)
- Add curry roux, simmer down until curry is thick (15-20 minutes)
- Put it on rice and it's SO FUCKING GOOD

Anyhow, I was taught the DARK SECRET of cooking curry at home tonight so I thought I'd pass it along. That dark secret is:

- 1 bar dark chocolate per box of curry roux

Add it at the same time as the roux. This sweetens up the curry and reduces the "boxy" bitterness of the roux without overpowering the spiciness of the curry. WOW

also check out http://www.americurry.com/ which launched yesterday, forcing me to fall in love with curry all over again and cook it tonight
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Rman on April 30, 2009, 03:08:37 AM
Man, I love Japanese style curry.  My company's office moved last summer, which was a bummer since it was near a great curry joint. 
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 30, 2009, 03:18:33 AM
Curry you make at home is better than anything you can find in a restaurant in the U.S.! And it's pretty damn easy. I recommend finding some roux at a Japanese/asian grocery and giving it a try. :)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Oblivion on April 30, 2009, 04:51:20 AM
Who is OnkelC?
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Reb on April 30, 2009, 06:10:40 AM
Who is OnkelC?

Mups asked me to post this for him:
(http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/4876/dsc00027pi3.jpg)
German Chocolate cake :9  He says he made it himself.
never saw a cake like that around here. chocolate cake only comes like this in germany:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5013490&postcount=458

Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 10, 2009, 11:02:58 PM
Bumpin' this thread for the holiday season.

(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs055.snc3/14236_632015434448_60710639_35912054_3180135_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Rman on December 10, 2009, 11:32:32 PM
Red velvet cupcakes? Nice. :drool
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 11, 2009, 03:03:09 AM
Yep!  With cream cheese frosting and toasted walnuts.   :D
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Brehvolution on December 11, 2009, 09:06:48 AM
Epic bump. :bow
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 11, 2009, 09:18:37 AM
Patel - red wine in J-curry is a must, especially with beef. Do it now. Also, i mince one onion and sautee on low heat 'til brown, and roughly quarter another to add after the other veggies. One for flavour, another for texture, basically.

edit - oh wait, I'm replying to a post from another Age of Man. wtf.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 12, 2009, 05:29:14 AM
Today I made curry spiced lamb (dry rub - turmeric, cardamom, ground ginger, cinnamon, salt, and pepper) with a raspberry wine sauce.  Camera went wacko on me though so no pics.   :'(

We also had chrysanthemum tea:
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs055.snc3/14236_632263756808_60710639_35916901_1781057_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 14, 2009, 08:21:57 PM
Wish I had taken a picture but I made Roasted Red Potatoes for the first time today. Came out great. I've tried it before but out of ignorance thought 350 Degrees was good and guestemated on the time. It hadn't turned out too well.

This time I quartered the potatoes, drizzled vegetable oil over them (need to buy Olive Oil), sprinked salt and garlic and other various herbs mixture over them. I then baked them at 425 Fahrenheit for 30mins, then turned them over and allowing them to cook for another 30 mins. Came out perfect. They were accompanied be some fried pork chops and a salad.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 15, 2009, 07:33:56 PM
Made and ate this just now

(http://i46.tinypic.com/eg7q8i.jpg)

Taught to me by my Mother. Its plain white rice with (what I'm typing out phonetically, don't know how to spell it in Spanish) Carne Ganisada. The beef was stewed yesterday for two hours (after applying a mixture of Adobo, Sazon, Sofrito, tomato paste with cut up pepper, onion and potatoes), then allowed to sit in the fridge over night, then reheated when cooking the rice. Very flavorful and the beef falls apart when eating.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 20, 2009, 04:39:33 AM
Tried my hand at bread making today.  Turned out well though I really only made basic white bread and cinnamon rolls.  Great experience though - will definitely be exploring more!

White Bread
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs075.snc3/14236_633977143168_60710639_35961892_5610089_n.jpg)
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs075.snc3/14236_633977208038_60710639_35961901_1140773_n.jpg)

Cinnamon Rolls
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs075.snc3/14236_633977148158_60710639_35961893_902185_n.jpg)
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs055.snc3/14236_633977158138_60710639_35961894_5260214_n.jpg)
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs055.snc3/14236_633977163128_60710639_35961895_1752068_n.jpg)
(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs055.snc3/14236_633977173108_60710639_35961896_1845194_n.jpg)
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs055.snc3/14236_633977223008_60710639_35961904_2179434_n.jpg)
I forgot to take a picture with the frosting on top.   :'(

Also everybody and anybody seemed to be staying over/hanging out at our house today so I made a lot of breakfast:
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs075.snc3/14236_633977198058_60710639_35961899_6940651_n.jpg)
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs075.snc3/14236_633977203048_60710639_35961900_3706975_n.jpg)
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs075.snc3/14236_633977213028_60710639_35961902_6730423_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 20, 2009, 04:42:47 AM
Good lord at the breakfast spread :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on December 20, 2009, 04:44:18 AM
Quote from: CrystalGemini
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs075.snc3/14236_633977198058_60710639_35961899_6940651_n.jpg)

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 20, 2009, 06:22:04 AM
I think this has now become the "What did you eat today" thread :lol

Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 21, 2009, 01:56:40 AM
True.  But I made all that too!  I can post the recipes if anybody wants.   :)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Brehvolution on December 21, 2009, 09:10:43 AM
Bacon :drool
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 26, 2009, 03:22:30 AM
Christmas Eve's Eve snacks:
Meat and Cheese
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs145.snc3/17270_635266239808_60710639_36001822_4556535_n.jpg)
Chrysanthemum Tea
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs145.snc3/17270_635266274738_60710639_36001829_3617886_n.jpg)

At the big family Christmas Eve party:
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs145.snc3/17270_635267522238_60710639_36001856_6351314_n.jpg)
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs145.snc3/17270_635267527228_60710639_36001857_145051_n.jpg)
(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs125.snc3/17270_635267532218_60710639_36001858_5878250_n.jpg)
(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs125.snc3/17270_635267567148_60710639_36001865_2373890_n.jpg)
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs145.snc3/17270_635267582118_60710639_36001868_4178419_n.jpg)

Family Christmas Dinner:
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs125.snc3/17270_635268560158_60710639_36001903_2419569_n.jpg)
2 hours later...
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs125.snc3/17270_635268630018_60710639_36001917_7559109_n.jpg)
The bisque...
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs145.snc3/17270_635268575128_60710639_36001906_7300097_n.jpg)
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs145.snc3/17270_635268580118_60710639_36001907_4922026_n.jpg)
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs125.snc3/17270_635268585108_60710639_36001908_7751716_n.jpg)
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs125.snc3/17270_635268590098_60710639_36001909_5772615_n.jpg)
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs145.snc3/17270_635268595088_60710639_36001910_1765773_n.jpg)
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs145.snc3/17270_635268639998_60710639_36001919_621629_n.jpg)
The lobster story...
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs145.snc3/17270_635268635008_60710639_36001918_1072253_n.jpg)
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs125.snc3/17270_635268644988_60710639_36001920_4725480_n.jpg)
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs125.snc3/17270_635268649978_60710639_36001921_4989449_n.jpg)
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs145.snc3/17270_635268674928_60710639_36001926_6700610_n.jpg)
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs145.snc3/17270_635268699878_60710639_36001931_7206829_n.jpg)
(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs125.snc3/17270_635268689898_60710639_36001929_7458704_n.jpg)
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs145.snc3/17270_635268679918_60710639_36001927_8048942_n.jpg)


Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Purple Filth on December 26, 2009, 03:46:15 AM
O_O

damn
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Akala on December 26, 2009, 11:15:42 AM
goddam.

looks great CG.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Brehvolution on December 26, 2009, 12:04:52 PM
Amazing stuff CG. :drool
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 26, 2009, 08:32:18 PM
Thanks, guys!!!  :D

Best part of holiday food - holiday LEFTOVERS.  No pics of those since it's the same thing but here are some snacks we had today:
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs156.snc3/18370_635389682428_60710639_36006797_844235_n.jpg)
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs136.snc3/18370_635390485818_60710639_36006816_1732604_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 26, 2009, 08:34:06 PM
Great, now I'm hungry.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 27, 2009, 06:07:12 AM
lazy Sunday brunch - French toast w/whipped cream and strawberries

(http://i46.tinypic.com/20sbx8z.jpg)

Sunday dinner - Lasagne
(http://i47.tinypic.com/o5ruqb.jpg)
(http://i49.tinypic.com/259g40y.jpg)

This is the easy, no-stress way to do lasagne: just pile it up in the middle of the baking tray in whatever portion you're going to eat that day. Don't worry about building a gazillion equal layers. I only used 5 sheets here.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 27, 2009, 06:18:18 PM
That Lasagna looks f'n delicious

Right now I'm trying out a Low/High method of cooking a steak. Use my ovens broiler and place the steaks directly on the rack near the bottom over a pan to catch the dripping. After ten minutes (flipping half way), I then raise the rack directly up to the heating element and let the outside sear up (2 minutes each side).
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 29, 2009, 12:25:49 AM
Etiolate's mom kept talking about enchiladas so I've been craving it so.  Turned out super yummy though probably clogging my arteries as we speak. :lol
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs136.snc3/18370_635880324178_60710639_36024859_6928465_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: OnkelC on December 30, 2009, 02:33:34 AM
Pork tenderloin stew with Estragon(taragon) for nine persons, has become the christmas day dish of choice for my family:
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/PorkEstragon/smallP1030109.jpg)
Ingredients are a bottle of dry white wine,
roughly 1,6 kilograms of pork tenderloin (4lbs),
four packs of hollandaise sauce,
one pound of mushrooms,
Taragon, Taragon and Taragon! :lol

Side dish were potato croquettes.

Slice the tenderloin and fry them in batches, spice them with salt, pepper and taragon when in the pan. Set the fried batches aside:
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/PorkEstragon/smallP1030112.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/PorkEstragon/smallP1030116.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/PorkEstragon/smallP1030118.jpg)

While the meat is going, thinly slice the mushrooms. If applicable,  delegate the mushroom chores to a nearby family member:
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/PorkEstragon/smallP1030117.jpg)
(Thanks dad)

When all meat is done, the pan should have a nice crust on the bottom. Cook it loose with the wine and let it boil:
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/PorkEstragon/smallP1030119.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/PorkEstragon/smallP1030120.jpg)
Essence of taste!

When the sauce base is boiling again, add the hollandaise and the pork. Let it simmer and reduce to roughly 1/2 to 2/3 of the original amount. Liberally add taragon, salt and pepper to the mix:
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/PorkEstragon/smallP1030121.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/PorkEstragon/smallP1030122.jpg)

This should take around 30 to 45 minutes, depending on the amount of stew. About 20 minutes before serving, get the croquettes started. The pot should look like this by now:
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/PorkEstragon/smallP1030123.jpg)

Immmediately before serving, add the mushrooms so the'll conserve their fresh and raw taste:
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/PorkEstragon/smallP1030126.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/PorkEstragon/smallP1030127.jpg)

DONE!
Serve with the croquettes and enjoy:
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/PorkEstragon/smallP1030131.jpg)

Dessert was a christmas-themed ice cream:
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/PorkEstragon/smallP1030137.jpg)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Rman on December 30, 2009, 02:16:53 PM
Nice salt and pepper mills, OnkelC.
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Post by: Brehvolution on December 30, 2009, 03:55:11 PM
:omg
Amazing stuff OnkelC. I wish I could have a taste. :drool
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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 01, 2010, 02:35:41 AM
mmm, pork. I have an interesting recipe for a pork and beer stew that I might try this weekend. Being married to a vegetarian really cramps my style, unfortunately.

I made cheesecake the other day, and served it with a homemade sauce made from peach preserves and orange liquer.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2767/4230938400_6736d0924f_b.jpg)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on January 01, 2010, 04:47:40 AM
UGH.  I want cheesecake SSOOOOO bad right now!!!
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 01, 2010, 04:59:16 AM
As soon as we clear the dishes away, we're having more of that cheesecake and some french roast :rock

man, i love this time of year. plenty of time to cook, and nobody looks at you funny for uncorking wine at noon :rock
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Post by: Rman on January 02, 2010, 08:03:29 PM
Sorry, no pics, but I just finished up some lamb tangine.  I love stews in the winter.  I'm really digging Morrocan cooking these days, and I had to go to Kalustyan's, an amazing ethnic food market in NYC that has every kind of spice imaginable, to prepare the tangine.  They are also at their peak freshness, unlike stale supermarket spices. 

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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 02, 2010, 08:11:12 PM
:drool

explain truffling to me please

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Post by: Rman on January 02, 2010, 09:03:16 PM
UGH.  I want cheesecake SSOOOOO bad right now!!!
Have you made some before, CG? 

Here's recipe that I've gotten good results with for all of FoodBore.


Ingredients:
3 pounds cream cheese, room temperature

1 1/2 cups sugar (12 ounces)

pinch salt

1 teaspoon vanilla extract or the seeds of 1 fresh vanilla bean

3 large eggs

1 cup sour cream or heavy (whipping) cream

graham cracker crumbs and butter for crust

Directions:
In the bowl of a mixer, place the cream cheese, sugar, salt, and vanilla bean seeds, if using (if using vanilla extract, add after creaming).

Cream the mixture at medium speed, until light, then add the vanilla extract (if using), and the eggs, one at a time, mixing for 2 minutes after each addition. Stir in sour cream or heavy cream until well combined.

Butter a springform pan (10-inch diameter with 2 1/2-inch sides) and sprinkle with graham cracker crumbs. Pour batter into the pan and bake in a preheated oven about 70 minutes, or until the cake tests done in the center.

Remove to cake rack, and cool completely. Then remove cake from springform pan and refrigerate. Serve chilled plain, or with your favorite fruit or fruit compote.

From Becoming a Chef, by Andrew Dornenburg and Karen Page. New York: Van Nostrand Reinhold, 1995.


Sorry, my metric peoples.

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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 02, 2010, 11:32:08 PM
UGH.  I want cheesecake SSOOOOO bad right now!!!
Have you made some before, CG? 

Here's recipe that I've gotten good results with for all of FoodBore.

Sorry, my metric peoples.



I've actually never made my own cheesecake before!  And as luck would have it I have four pounds of cream cheese in my fridge RIGHT NOW!  :D
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 03, 2010, 12:27:28 AM
That looks like a crazy amount of sugar to me, Rman. I know US folks like their desserts sweet, but I prefer to cut the sugar from most recipes in half or to a third, then add sweetness via sauces, powdered sugar etc later on. It allows more flexibility in serving to groups of people.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on January 03, 2010, 12:52:30 AM
That looks like a crazy amount of sugar to me, Rman. I know US folks like their desserts sweet, but I prefer to cut the sugar from most recipes in half or to a third, then add sweetness via sauces, powdered sugar etc later on. It allows more flexibility in serving to groups of people.

Yeah I do that too.  Only I usually don't add alternative sweeteners.  I usually find halving the sugar more than enough for myself.  If I make it for other people (depending on who they are) I'll usually use the full amount though.  Like for diabetics.   :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Rman on January 03, 2010, 01:15:13 AM
That looks like a crazy amount of sugar to me, Rman. I know US folks like their desserts sweet, but I prefer to cut the sugar from most recipes in half or to a third, then add sweetness via sauces, powdered sugar etc later on. It allows more flexibility in serving to groups of people.
Yeah, most US based recipes have tons of sugar.  The richness of cheesecake usually cuts sweetness for me.  I'm not a big sweet tooth myself, but I do have soft spot for cheese cakes and custard based desserts. 
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mupepe on January 04, 2010, 01:48:01 PM
I don't have any pictures, but I made dinner for my wife on Dec 29th.  Her birthday is on the 30th and I was trying to catch her off guard.

I grilled two t bone steaks.  I only had an hour and a half or so to prep them and I had very limited supplies so I salt and peppered them, squeezed some lime on them, chopped up some garlic and threw them in baggies (we just moved and I have exactly zero damn spices or marinading ingredients.  Plus I was in a hurry at the grocery store running around trying to finish it all within two hours before she got home.  That included, my drive home, to the grocery store and to two other stores and cleaning up the house, washing dishes and prepping the plates for her arrival home).  I grilled them for about 2 minutes on each side, then covered them.  We love our rare steaks.

I made some mashed potatoes.  Threw about 8 small potatoes in a big pot, put in some salt, threw in some chunks of garlic and boiled them for about an hour.  drained them, put in about a stick and a half of butter and half a cup of milk.  turned out really nice.

sauteed some mushrooms.  I got some butter and chopped up some garlic and let the garlic fry in it for about 5 minutes, then I threw the mushrooms in and covered them.  I kept opening up every few minutes and stirring.  Cooked them for about 30 minutes.  Then I got juices from the steaks and threw it in there to add a bit more flavor.  turned up the heat high for about 3 minutes and then turned it off.  They turned out really, really good.  I used about a quarter of a stick of butter.  CrystalGemini had told me to use some bacon, but I forgot to get it at the store so I just improvised.  I had no idea how it would turn it out.

I made some green beans too.  i used about another quarter stick of butter, and then threw the green beans in it and covered.  It took about 30-40 minutes to cook them.  I kept uncovering and moving them.  I squeezed about two limes on them at the beginning and then another at the end.  They turned out really good.  I learned this from my mom's boyfriend.
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Post by: tiesto on January 04, 2010, 02:01:31 PM
Sorry, no pics, but I just finished up some lamb tangine.  I love stews in the winter.  I'm really digging Morrocan cooking these days, and I had to go to Kalustyan's, an amazing ethnic food market in NYC that has every kind of spice imaginable, to prepare the tangine.  They are also at their peak freshness, unlike stale supermarket spices. 



I loooooove lamb tagine. You up to having a dinner guest over some time?  :P
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Fragamemnon on January 04, 2010, 02:45:17 PM
So I spent way too long today at this youtube channel:

http://www.youtube.com/user/cookingwithdog

So awesome, and I don't even really make Japanese food.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Brehvolution on January 04, 2010, 03:02:30 PM
It's not what I expected to see when I read "cooking with dog".  :lol
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Eric P on January 04, 2010, 03:02:48 PM
i made creamed spinach last night for dinner and it tasted great but looked hellish.

joy of cooking said "puree" but i should have just chopped it because it came out looking like baby poop instead of food.

i think i'll half the heavy cream and use half that and half sour cream instead.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 04, 2010, 11:03:14 PM
I just made some kinoko nabe (mushroom stew) from one of the cookbooks I got for Christmas:

(http://i49.tinypic.com/2m2uipx.jpg)

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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 04, 2010, 11:39:52 PM
I don't have any pictures, but I made dinner for my wife on Dec 29th.  Her birthday is on the 30th and I was trying to catch her off guard.

I grilled two t bone steaks.  I only had an hour and a half or so to prep them and I had very limited supplies so I salt and peppered them, squeezed some lime on them, chopped up some garlic and threw them in baggies (we just moved and I have exactly zero damn spices or marinading ingredients.  Plus I was in a hurry at the grocery store running around trying to finish it all within two hours before she got home.  That included, my drive home, to the grocery store and to two other stores and cleaning up the house, washing dishes and prepping the plates for her arrival home).  I grilled them for about 2 minutes on each side, then covered them.  We love our rare steaks.

I made some mashed potatoes.  Threw about 8 small potatoes in a big pot, put in some salt, threw in some chunks of garlic and boiled them for about an hour.  drained them, put in about a stick and a half of butter and half a cup of milk.  turned out really nice.

sauteed some mushrooms.  I got some butter and chopped up some garlic and let the garlic fry in it for about 5 minutes, then I threw the mushrooms in and covered them.  I kept opening up every few minutes and stirring.  Cooked them for about 30 minutes.  Then I got juices from the steaks and threw it in there to add a bit more flavor.  turned up the heat high for about 3 minutes and then turned it off.  They turned out really, really good.  I used about a quarter of a stick of butter.  CrystalGemini had told me to use some bacon, but I forgot to get it at the store so I just improvised.  I had no idea how it would turn it out.

I made some green beans too.  i used about another quarter stick of butter, and then threw the green beans in it and covered.  It took about 30-40 minutes to cook them.  I kept uncovering and moving them.  I squeezed about two limes on them at the beginning and then another at the end.  They turned out really good.  I learned this from my mom's boyfriend.

FAIL.


 :P  So how'd the dinner go overall?!  What music did you end up going with?!
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mupepe on January 05, 2010, 10:05:25 AM
It went pretty good!  I didn't remember to start downloading music until around 7.  She gets home at around 7:20.  So I searched for the last thing you sent me.  The one you said Joseph suggested.  I found it on thepiratebay.org and I was going to stream it to the PS3, but when I turned on the PS3, it wouldn't find the new songs.  they just weren't listed.  So I said fuck it and used some music I already had stored on the PS3.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on January 05, 2010, 06:39:09 PM
lol Well happy it worked out!  You should have just gone on youtube and put a quick playlist together. 

:heart youtube :heart
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on January 05, 2010, 11:29:03 PM
Today I my mom and I made black bean and garlic pork spareribs and salty shrimp (I think that's what it's called in English :X) green beans.

First the spareribs:
Chop and onion, green bell pepper, jalapeńo, and smash a few cloves of garlic (see waxer's new knife)
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs136.snc3/18370_637877147528_60710639_36102602_6355660_n.jpg)

You'll also need pork spareribs, black bean garlic sauce and salt.
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs136.snc3/18370_637877152518_60710639_36102603_4510387_n.jpg)

Get the oil nice and hot in the wok then stir fry the onions to desired doneness.  Then set aside.
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs156.snc3/18370_637877157508_60710639_36102604_7399079_n.jpg)

Repeat with green bell peppers (peppers should really only take 20-30 seconds).  Set aside.
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs156.snc3/18370_637877167488_60710639_36102605_2375335_n.jpg)

Add a bit more oil and throw in garlic.
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs156.snc3/18370_637877172478_60710639_36102606_4142241_n.jpg)

Once the flavors are released, add the jalapeńo peppers and black bean sauce.
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs156.snc3/18370_637877177468_60710639_36102607_7118530_n.jpg)

Add the spareribs immediately.  Mix well.
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs136.snc3/18370_637877182458_60710639_36102608_649019_n.jpg)

Add a small block of rock sugar and about 1/2 a cup of water.
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs136.snc3/18370_637877187448_60710639_36102609_691079_n.jpg)
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs156.snc3/18370_637877192438_60710639_36102610_4870156_n.jpg)

Cover and leave for 15 minutes.
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs156.snc3/18370_637877202418_60710639_36102611_5430469_n.jpg)

Have a snack while you wait. :D
(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs156.snc3/18370_637877207408_60710639_36102612_8388444_n.jpg)

After 15 minutes of cooking stir the ribs thoroughly, taste and season with salt accordingly, then cover again for another 10 minutes.
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs156.snc3/18370_637877212398_60710639_36102613_8114988_n.jpg)
(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs136.snc3/18370_637877217388_60710639_36102614_910424_n.jpg)
(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs136.snc3/18370_637877227368_60710639_36102615_4016629_n.jpg)

While you wait prepare the thickener: mix by eye some cornstarch and water.
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs136.snc3/18370_637877232358_60710639_36102616_7712320_n.jpg)
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs136.snc3/18370_637877237348_60710639_36102617_6369273_n.jpg)
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs156.snc3/18370_637877247328_60710639_36102618_7684887_n.jpg)

After 10 minutes have passed, add the thickener to the spareribs and mix well.
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs156.snc3/18370_637877252318_60710639_36102619_7187935_n.jpg)

Add the vegetables and mix well.
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs136.snc3/18370_637877262298_60710639_36102621_3696375_n.jpg)

The beans follows a similar process only with different seasonings.
Fry garlic.
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs156.snc3/18370_637877282258_60710639_36102624_6883271_n.jpg)

Add salty shrimp (paste).
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs156.snc3/18370_637877287248_60710639_36102625_1004482_n.jpg)

Add beans.
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs156.snc3/18370_637877292238_60710639_36102626_3529009_n.jpg)

Add water, salt and sugar.
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs156.snc3/18370_637877297228_60710639_36102627_8154081_n.jpg)
(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs136.snc3/18370_637877302218_60710639_36102628_1163588_n.jpg)

Stir well.  Cover until the beans are done (varies depending on how snappy you like your veges).
(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs136.snc3/18370_637877307208_60710639_36102629_2328865_n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 05, 2010, 11:30:33 PM
My wife wants to do that 7 day cabbage soup detox diet after a hellish two week holiday eating season. And, out of solidarity to my partner, I've agreed to do it with her starting tomorrow.

This is going to suck.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 05, 2010, 11:33:09 PM
:lol

Your house is going to stink.

I'm going to need a HEPA Filter fannypack.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 05, 2010, 11:35:30 PM
Never had cabbage soup.  What's with this detox you speak of?  And why does it stink?  It doesn't look too bad on Google images.   ???
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 05, 2010, 11:38:07 PM
Good luck dude! :X
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 05, 2010, 11:38:47 PM
I'll keep you guys posted, if I don't die from a ruptured colon.

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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 05, 2010, 11:50:54 PM
I thought about doing the Master Cleanse but reading about what it Actually did to your colon from Scientists scared the shit out of me
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 06, 2010, 12:37:17 AM
7 days seems a bit OTT. By that measure, prisoners in Chinese labor camps must be the healthiest specimens on the planet.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 06, 2010, 03:08:15 AM
I have this amazing recipe for squid cheesecake.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on January 06, 2010, 05:18:04 AM
Deep fried calamari?
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/boo_licious/misc4/FriedCalamari.jpg)

Also awesome grilled.
(http://www.chow.com/assets/2008/03/hapa_02_grilled_squid.jpg)

Never made either myself but I don't think they should be that difficult.  At home, we usually use squid in hot pot or congee.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3211/2479287633_ffa5610abf.jpg)

There's also stuffed squid but I don't personally prefer it.  Just not a huge fan.
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Post by: Brehvolution on January 06, 2010, 09:31:47 AM
Damn it CG, that pork spare rib dish made my tummy rumble at 9:30 in the morning. Looks delicious as do the green beans.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 06, 2010, 11:03:24 AM
I love deep fried calamari, but I've never had it grilled like that before.

I can't wait to eat real food again next Wednesday. Nothing but fruit smoothies, fruit and cabbage soup today.  :yuck
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 06, 2010, 11:21:22 AM
Do you have some Korean friends you could ask for squid recipes? I'm sure they'd know of some great things to do with it.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on January 06, 2010, 02:14:16 PM
I'm going to try and cook some low grade steak tonight but using a salting method I read here...

http://steamykitchen.com/163-how-to-turn-cheap-choice-steaks-into-gucci-prime-steaks.html

Use a massive amount of Kosher/Sea Salt for a set amount of time (based on thickness) and its supposed to relax the proteins a bit and salt the cut of meat internally.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 06, 2010, 02:48:42 PM
I'm going to try and cook some low grade steak tonight but using a salting method I read here...

http://steamykitchen.com/163-how-to-turn-cheap-choice-steaks-into-gucci-prime-steaks.html

Use a massive amount of Kosher/Sea Salt for a set amount of time (based on thickness) and its supposed to relax the proteins a bit and salt the cut of meat internally.

Interesting. I don't have any  steak ( :'() so I'll try this salting method on mah chicken breasts today
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Post by: Mupepe on January 06, 2010, 03:07:50 PM
have I shared my super secret steak cooking technique?
no.  do it.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on January 06, 2010, 03:11:54 PM
Yes! I've been using Alton Browns simple method of quick sear, slow cook broiling but any other techniques would be great to know.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 06, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
Yes, please! I get to eat steak on Friday night as part of this crazy as hell 7-day diet/detox mumbo jumbo, but I don't think I can cook it with much (salt, pepper, etc.).

I've had the soup (which is actually really good, but will get old fast) along with a berry smoothie, two apples and a pear today.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on January 06, 2010, 06:38:31 PM
Oh man, I just finished eating that steak I cooked and the salting method works! I used a cheapo Top Round steak too (very lean and it was only like $3? for 1 1/2lb slab). Now it didn't cut like fillet mignon but it was mcuh easier on the jaws then when its cooked without salting. Inside the steak was salted too (the juices pull in the salt internally), so it packed a nice flavorful punch.

There's also a method with slices of kiwi (there's an enzyme in the kiwi breaks down protein) but the salting method has the added benefit of retaining water somewhat (it was certainly juicer than normal).
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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 06, 2010, 06:45:46 PM
I've done the salting thing, passed on by Sho Nuff (:bow). It works really well on cheap steak, but two issues prevent me from using it more often:

a) You go through a TON of salt
b) It can be a huge pain in the ass getting all the salt off the steak  before cooking.

Blue - in theory, you could actually just cook the steak with kiwi. Hawaiian cooking does this with fish, for example.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 06, 2010, 06:47:21 PM
have I shared my super secret steak cooking technique?

Do it. We'll all promise to keep the secret! :shh
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 06, 2010, 07:01:04 PM
I'm using the salting technique on my chicken tonight; it's on the stove right now. After salting it for an hour the meat was pretty dry, and I barely had to pat it even after rinsing excess salt off. I also have some grilled potatoes and okra with garlic going
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 06, 2010, 07:02:23 PM
steak secret's out:

1) Buy good steak, moran
2) Cracked pepper and sea salt
3) Sear the FUCK out of it in a cast iron pan on Inferno for 2 minutes per side. If your smoke alarm doesn't go off you're doing it wrong
4) Broil in oven for 12 minutes at 375.
5) Okay your steak is done
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Post by: Fresh Prince on January 06, 2010, 07:19:14 PM
Quick answer: marbling
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 06, 2010, 07:22:26 PM
I usually get whatever looks good, an inch or so thick, and bone-in. I find sirloin too tough and filet too soft. I like ribeye or t-bone, and a bit fatty. If you don't want fat then go eat tofu you pussy.

Sauces and marinades are great for cheap cuts of meat, but keep that shit away from good steak. Good steak gets Salt-n-Pepa.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 06, 2010, 07:24:29 PM
 :bow Synthesizer Patel :bow2

Could not have been worded better.
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Post by: Rman on January 06, 2010, 07:31:04 PM
Ditto on the sauce and marinades bullshit. 
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 06, 2010, 07:32:14 PM
I like to marinade cheap-ass meat for donburi (uh, rice bowls). Just slice it up into little baggies and I have my lunches for the week ready to go. I don't really consider it "steak" at that point, though, more like a "porous delivery system for soy sauce and mirin"
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 06, 2010, 07:33:55 PM
I generally throw a simple wine reduction with my steak, no matter the cut.

I don't always do this, but a brandy/cream reduction for steak au poivre once in a while is :drool
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 06, 2010, 07:36:13 PM
Actually, I got some Gunpowder Mustard (http://"http://www.britishfoodandteas.com/Ridleys-Gunpowder-Mustard-3.5-oz/M/B001LFEJX2.htm") for Christmas and a mustard cream reduction sounds JOLLY GOOD, I know what I'm doing this weekend!
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Post by: Rman on January 06, 2010, 07:43:54 PM
I love a good mustard cream reduction, using a brown veal stock base.  The problem is making veal stock, which is a time consuming and out of the way for most home cooks since good veal bones may be difficult to source.   

But I love a nice, gelatinous veal stock.  Nothing smells better while cooking.  That stuff is gold for braises and sauces.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on January 06, 2010, 08:28:08 PM
A better cut of meat is definitely the way to go when one wants non chewy meat. I'm always amazed when people say they don't like steak cause' its too tough. They dont' realize that there's a plethora of cuts to choose from.

I like trying to make really cheap cuts manageable though but next time I'll have to get a ribeye or something (there's a large butchery in my area that I need to check out :drool).

Blue - in theory, you could actually just cook the steak with kiwi. Hawaiian cooking does this with fish, for example.

I've got lots of Kiwis at the moment so I'll probably experiment with this
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 06, 2010, 08:37:20 PM
I usually use tougher cuts of meat for stews or braising.  :drool

Never really saw the point in using them as steaks.  It feels too forced to me.  Like trying to make vegetarian/vegan foods more "meat-like".
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Post by: Fresh Prince on January 06, 2010, 08:40:45 PM
On that note does anyone have any simple vegetarian dishes? Like all in one pot stuff, that I can freeze and then use throughout the week.

All I do is mashed potatoes and chips  :'(
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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 06, 2010, 08:44:47 PM
A better cut of meat is definitely the way to go when one wants non chewy meat. I'm always amazed when people say they don't like steak cause' its too tough. They dont' realize that there's a plethora of cuts to choose from.

I like trying to make really cheap cuts manageable though but next time I'll have to get a ribeye or something (there's a large butchery in my area that I need to check out :drool).

Blue - in theory, you could actually just cook the steak with kiwi. Hawaiian cooking does this with fish, for example.

I've got lots of Kiwis at the moment so I'll probably experiment with this

I think there's a Good Eats ep on this. I would try it with salmon or tuna before steak though!
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 06, 2010, 08:58:18 PM
On that note does anyone have any simple vegetarian dishes?

(http://www.maragos.org/getout.jpg)

haha, just kidding. ;)

but seriously, no.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 06, 2010, 09:03:52 PM
Well, there is Patel's kinoko nabe... :)
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Post by: Fresh Prince on January 06, 2010, 09:13:28 PM
I eat so much meat (:teehee) that I actually enjoy vegetables now.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 06, 2010, 09:15:54 PM
On that note does anyone have any simple vegetarian dishes?

Yeah, my wife makes all kinds of awesome vegetarian meals. When she gets back from the gym I'll have her post a couple.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on January 06, 2010, 09:18:37 PM
Thanks for that. I feel like such a failure to my race being Indian and not being able to cook vegetarian dishes. I have most of the spices too but it's so much effort  :'(
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 06, 2010, 09:18:47 PM
Well, there is Patel's kinoko nabe... :)

It has a fish-based dashi broth. You could probably make a vegetarian broth substitute, though...
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 06, 2010, 09:20:53 PM
On that note does anyone have any simple vegetarian dishes?

Yeah, my wife makes all kinds of awesome vegetarian meals. When she gets back from the gym I'll have her post a couple.

I would like to second that request on vegetarian meals.  Not that I'm about to give up on meat but I've had some pretty tasty vegetarian meals and am way interested in finding out more.   :D
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Post by: Rman on January 06, 2010, 09:33:36 PM
I'll write up some of my favorite vegetarian dishes later.
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Post by: Rman on January 07, 2010, 12:35:11 AM
Broccoli with Oyster Sauce
-Cook broccoli in simmering salted water until half done.  Run under cold water or shock in ice bath to preserve color.
-Preheat saute pan and add 1 Tbsp of Olive Oil in saute pan.  Add two cloves of minced garlic and cook until slightly golden, over medium high heat.  Be careful not to burn the garlic.
-Add 2 Tbsp of Oyster Sauce, 1 tbsp of soy and nam pla (fish sauce) respectively.  Reduce slightly.  Toss in parcooked broccoli and coat with reduction and cook to desired doneness.  Serve with steamed white rice and protein of choice.

Asparagus and Parmesan
-Preheat oven to 450 degrees F.
-Cook asparagus in simmering salted water until slightly undercooked.  Run under cold water or shock in ice bath to preserve color.
-Butter casserole and place asparagus in it.  Dot with butter and sprinkle salt and pepper.  Sprinkle parmesan and bake for 10 to 15 minutes. 
-Remove from oven and sprinkle more parm if desired.

Eggplant and mushrooms are also workhorses.
Pasta and noodles are great backbones to vegetarian meals.

My favorite vegetable is broccoli rabe, which I usually saute in olive oil and butter and finish with sriracha. 
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 07, 2010, 12:44:09 AM
I don't think something with oyster sauce counts as vegetarian...
On that note does anyone have any simple vegetarian dishes? Like all in one pot stuff, that I can freeze and then use throughout the week.
All I do is mashed potatoes and chips  :'(
do you mean specifically vegetarian or vegan?  My friend's ex made some great vegetarian lasagna.
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Post by: Rman on January 07, 2010, 12:52:51 AM
I don't think something with oyster sauce counts as vegetarian...
On that note does anyone have any simple vegetarian dishes? Like all in one pot stuff, that I can freeze and then use throughout the week.
All I do is mashed potatoes and chips  :'(
do you mean specifically vegetarian or vegan?  My friend's ex made some great vegetarian lasagna.
You could say the same thing about with fish sauce :P  You can use vegetarian versions of Oyster Sauce.  A recipe is just a template, not a prison.  You alter as you wish.  Chinese black vinegar can also be used in the reduction.

@Fresh Prince: Just make a big batch of Chili Non Carne.  Potato leek soup, soups of all kinds and bean based soups are also great made ahead.  They freeze pretty well too.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on January 07, 2010, 03:30:48 PM
Used the left over steak from yesterday for breakfast!

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Post by: Brehvolution on January 07, 2010, 03:44:28 PM
yolk + steak = :drool
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Post by: Fresh Prince on January 07, 2010, 08:56:37 PM
Thanks Rman those were the sort os simple recipes I was looking for.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 07, 2010, 09:13:07 PM
Day 2 of cabbage detox torture. I want to die. My body is freaking out on me due to the lack of protein. Luckily I can eat as much of it as a I want on Sunday. Lots of steak!!!

Hopefully the baked potato tonight will tide me over.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 07, 2010, 11:20:51 PM
I'm so sorry, dude.   :(

I made curry spiced lamb chops with a mint dill sauce and raspberry wine reduction for dinner today.  Chick pea curry and roti on the side.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 07, 2010, 11:22:15 PM
Day 2 of cabbage detox torture. I want to die. My body is freaking out on me due to the lack of protein. Luckily I can eat as much of it as a I want on Sunday. Lots of steak!!!

I hate to even tell you this, but be careful - getting OFF the diet too quickly is where you can do the most damage to your body :(
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 07, 2010, 11:23:02 PM
That was the best baked potato I've ever had.  :)
Day 2 of cabbage detox torture. I want to die. My body is freaking out on me due to the lack of protein. Luckily I can eat as much of it as a I want on Sunday. Lots of steak!!!

I hate to even tell you this, but be careful - getting OFF the diet too quickly is where you can do the most damage to your body :(

Oh, I know to be careful. Day 5 (Sunday) is as much protein as you want, but I'll probably eat a single steak and call it good.

When this is over next Wednesday, I'm going to slowly ease myself back into "normal food." Thanks for the concern, though!
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Post by: Rman on January 07, 2010, 11:25:51 PM
I just back came back from my company holiday party.  We celebrate in January due to vacations.  Had some awesome crab cakes, followed by bone in rib eye steak medium rare, with all the standard sides--mac and cheese, mashed potatoes, etc, along with tons of wine.  It just sucks that I have to go work tomorrow.  The whole company is going to be hung over.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 07, 2010, 11:27:08 PM
Had some awesome crapcakes

 :-X
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Post by: Rman on January 07, 2010, 11:27:40 PM
Had some awesome crapcakes

 :-X
That's the alcohol still in my system.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 07, 2010, 11:29:12 PM
Day 2 of cabbage detox torture. I want to die. My body is freaking out on me due to the lack of protein. Luckily I can eat as much of it as a I want on Sunday. Lots of steak!!!

I hate to even tell you this, but be careful - getting OFF the diet too quickly is where you can do the most damage to your body :(

So....are there any actual benefits to this diet?
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 07, 2010, 11:32:24 PM
Day 2 of cabbage detox torture. I want to die. My body is freaking out on me due to the lack of protein. Luckily I can eat as much of it as a I want on Sunday. Lots of steak!!!

I hate to even tell you this, but be careful - getting OFF the diet too quickly is where you can do the most damage to your body :(

So....are there any actual benefits to this diet?

Quote
The cabbage detox diet is one of the most extraordinary, harmless diet programs used today. The cabbage has beneficial properties that are known to prevent cancer, among other known diseases. Cabbage detox diet normally has a 7 day detoxification program i.e. a full week, during this week the dieter’s whole consumption of food revolves around cabbage in raw form or in any other desired form e.g. cabbage soup. Cabbage detox diet does not only remove harmful toxins but also an effective way to get rid of obesity by losing weight

It's not meant to be a quick fix, I just want to do something alongside regularly working out to combat all the crap I ate over the holidays.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 07, 2010, 11:34:24 PM
the "harmful toxins" are released in the forms of gaseous farts :-*
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Post by: etiolate on January 07, 2010, 11:44:26 PM
nom nom nom

If you want a enjoyable, body flushing diet, then tea, cranberry juice and pumpkin seeds will do you RIGHT.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 07, 2010, 11:45:24 PM
Is this diet scientifically proven to work or recommended by medical professionals?  I'm doing a quick google of it right now and it doesn't seem too effective.  More of a quick fix diet.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on January 07, 2010, 11:46:25 PM
I should know how to make chickpea curry  :(

Fuck it I'll try tonight.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 08, 2010, 12:21:29 AM
Is this diet scientifically proven to work or recommended by medical professionals?  I'm doing a quick google of it right now and it doesn't seem too effective.  More of a quick fix diet.

It's totally a quick fix, which is why I still run 3-4 miles four times a week and go to the gym. I'm doing it primarily out of moral support for my wife and I ate like shit over the holidays. I just want something to clean my system out and get back on track. I've been feeling really sluggish and I need to get back on the path towards running a half marathon in the spring. I'm also interested if it will actually have any positive short-term effects.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 08, 2010, 08:29:04 PM
Hmm...  Did you or your wife consult with a healthcare professional before doing the diet?  The more I read about it, it sounds less and less like a good idea. 
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We want to inform the public about misleading weight-loss claims. Many of these diets — like the infamous Cabbage Soup Diet — can undermine your health, cause physical discomfort (abdominal discomfort and flatulence [gas] ) and lead to disappointment when you regain weight soon after you lose it.

-Quick-weight-loss diets usually overemphasize one particular food or type of food. They violate the first principle of good nutrition: Eat a balanced diet that includes a variety of foods. If you are able to stay on such a diet for more than a few weeks, you may develop nutritional deficiencies, because no one type of food has all the nutrients you need for good health. The Cabbage Soup Diet mentioned above is an example. This so-called fat-burning soup is eaten mostly with fruits and vegetables. The diet supposedly helps heart patients lose 10–17 pounds in seven days before surgery. There are no "superfoods." That's why you should eat moderate amounts from all food groups, not large amounts of a few special foods.

-These diets also violate a second important principle of good nutrition: Eating should be enjoyable. These diets are so monotonous and boring that it's almost impossible to stay on them for long periods.
http://www.americanheart.org/presenter.jhtml?identifier=4584 (http://www.americanheart.org/presenter.jhtml?identifier=4584)

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Cabbage soup has long been a staple in many cultures, especially those in Eastern Europe. Cabbage soup is cheap, filling and can be spruced up with onions or other inexpensive flavorings. The concoction is also a popular mainstay of the cabbage soup diet, a low-calorie crash diet that people still follow today. Cabbage soup on its own has several side effects, with more severe and additional effects for those who are following the diet plan.

Dizziness
Dizziness, weakness and headaches may be a side effect of cabbage soup if it's the main staple of the diet. Cabbage contains a lot of fiber and some nutrients, but it is lacking in protein and low in carbohydrates. If other foods containing the daily recommended dosage of protein and carbohydrates are also consumed, the cabbage soup should not produce a lightheaded or woozy feeling.

Stomach Cramps and Gas
Lots of fiber, which is found in cabbage soup, can sometimes produce stomach cramps, a stomach ache or abdominal pain. Cabbage soup may also build up a lot of gas. Gas is often accompanied by bloating and a swollen or extended stomach.

Diarrhea
Cabbage soup is ideal for flushing out the system, which means lots of cabbage soup may mean lots of trips to the bathroom. Cabbage works as a detoxifier, ridding the body of toxins and unnecessary substances, but detoxification can come with the price of diarrhea. Cabbage is watery and filled with fiber, which allow it to readily move through the digestive system.

Other Warnings
The American Heart Association says that fad diets, such as the cabbage soup diet, can not only give you a host of side effects but can also "undermine your health." Any diet that does not include exercise is circumspect, the association says. The cabbage soup diet, in particular, leads to rapid weight loss because it flushes out the system while the main food intake is low-calorie fruits and vegetables with a bit of protein thrown in. The main weight loss seen is due to water loss. Once someone starts eating a regular diet after the cabbage soup stint, the weight may be quickly regained.
http://www.ehow.com/list_5820161_side-effects-cabbage-soup.html (http://www.ehow.com/list_5820161_side-effects-cabbage-soup.html)

I know you're trying to be supportive to your wife but are you sure you want to encourage something that may be unhealthy for both of you?
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 08, 2010, 11:27:27 PM
This will sound odd, but I've done it countless times.

Put the steaks out until they are at room temperature
Preheat the oven to 275
Season the steak at the last possible moment.
Put the steak IN THE OVEN RIGHT ON THE RACK (best to put something on the rack below to collect fat)
Leave in for 20-25 minutes depending on thickness ( :hump )
Put a pan on the stove and heat up about 5 minutes before taking th steak out.
When the steak is done (it won't look done, but touch it and it will feel springy like a cooked steak)
Sear it quickly in the hot pan to brown it.

YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A BETTER STEAK IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE SO HELP ME GOD

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Just did this with a brandy cream reduction w/ mustard, it is divine. I think your recipe and my recipe are basically the same, just the sear/broil steps are reversed.
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Post by: Brehvolution on January 09, 2010, 11:37:03 AM
This will sound odd, but I've done it countless times.

Put the steaks out until they are at room temperature
Preheat the oven to 275
Season the steak at the last possible moment.
Put the steak IN THE OVEN RIGHT ON THE RACK (best to put something on the rack below to collect fat)
Leave in for 20-25 minutes depending on thickness ( :hump )
Put a pan on the stove and heat up about 5 minutes before taking th steak out.
When the steak is done (it won't look done, but touch it and it will feel springy like a cooked steak)
Sear it quickly in the hot pan to brown it.

YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A BETTER STEAK IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE SO HELP ME GOD


Will this work with filet? I have some left over from NYE and want to try this out. The filet is probably a good 2 inches thick too. :drool
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 09, 2010, 01:06:04 PM

We're both well aware of all of that, but thanks for concern! We both take supplements, work out 5 times a week and aren't looking for a replacement to exercise. We're basically fasting for seven days. Day 4 and we're both doing just fine.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 10, 2010, 08:07:56 AM
Went to the Fungus Fair in Santa Cruz today.  It was AWESOME.  Got some oyster mushroom fritters and some sort of pork and mushroom stew that reminded me of OnkelC's recipe.  IS IT YET ANOTHER SIGN?!

(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs136.snc3/18370_638910027628_60710639_36134080_5028121_n.jpg)

Thai Three Mushroom Soup (they ran out of bowls):
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs156.snc3/18370_638910022638_60710639_36134079_4088595_n.jpg)

Random fungus pics for fun:
(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs136.snc3/18370_638910032618_60710639_36134081_2453455_n.jpg)
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Always been a huge fan of oyster mushrooms but those fritters were definitely awesome.  Have to try that sometime.  :D
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 10, 2010, 09:01:05 AM
That looks good.  Did they do any cheeses?
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 10, 2010, 02:16:17 PM
steak secret's out:

1) Buy good steak, moran
2) Cracked pepper and sea salt
3) Sear the FUCK out of it in a cast iron pan on Inferno for 2 minutes per side. If your smoke alarm doesn't go off you're doing it wrong
4) Broil in oven for 12 minutes at 375.
5) Okay your steak is done

Doing this tonight with a side of fresh green beans sauteed with garlic and balsmic. :rock
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 11, 2010, 01:25:27 AM
That looks good.  Did they do any cheeses?

Nope no cheese.   :-\  But they did have cheesecake with a candy cap mushroom glaze!  (Didn't try it though.   :-\)
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Post by: tehjaybo on January 11, 2010, 02:37:34 AM
(http://i50.tinypic.com/98um87.jpg)

How we do things in Kentucky.

:drool
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 11, 2010, 02:45:14 AM
I made oyakodon tonight, pretty easy

10 oz chicken, skinned, boned, and cut into small pieces
one med. sized onion, sliced
1 green onion
1 1/4 cup dashi (Japanese fish broth)
2 tbsp sugar
4 tbsp mirin
4 tbsp soy sauce
4 eggs, beaten

Put the dashi, sugar, soy sauce in a pan and bring to a boil over high heat.
Scatter the onion around the base on the pan, then put the chicken on top of it.
Cook for 5 minutes, stirring constantly.
Pour egg on top and cover. DO NOT STIR IN EGG.
Cook for 30 seconds. Remove pan from heat and let sit for 60 more seconds.
Put over rice. Congrats you just made good oyakodon! Makes 4 servings. Garnish with thinly sliced green onion, or don't.
Also you should really put shichimi togarashi on it.

(http://thumbnail.image.rakuten.co.jp/@0_gold/shioso/copygazou/oyakodon1.jpg)
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Post by: Eric P on January 11, 2010, 09:43:19 AM
last night i made some improve spaghetti carbonara with shrimp.  Except I had only turkey bacon and red wine.  it still turned out very well.  cooked the shrimp first, then the bacon with wine reduction and by the time that was done, kicked that down to low and cooked the spaghetti and prepped the egg/cheese mixture.

then i kind of made a ring with the 'ghett on each plate and placed pre-prepared diced tomatoes in the center of each plate
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Post by: Rman on January 11, 2010, 10:58:56 PM
I love Marcella Hazan.  Her recipes are always solid.  Although professional cooking is dominated by males, female cookbook authors/chefs litter my cookbook collection--Juila Child (French), Alice Waters (American/California), M.F.K Fisher, Elizabeth David (Italian/French), Anne Varenne (French), Elizabeth Andoh (Japanese), Edna Lewis (American/Southern), Madhur Jeffrey (India), etc. 

I've always wanted to pick up something from Penelope Casas.  I've heard great things about her too.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 11, 2010, 11:00:14 PM
:bow

Never thought of combining beef bolognese and risotto. I have some of the former in the fridge right now. Do you just stir into a basic risotto near the end or what?
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 11, 2010, 11:00:25 PM
lol, u ate butt :teehee
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Post by: Rman on January 11, 2010, 11:13:27 PM
Genghis, you ever try your hand at sausage making?

*Too much ammo there, especially for this board.
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Post by: Himu on January 12, 2010, 04:25:49 PM
Someone suggest a recipe for a poor college student.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2010, 05:16:56 PM
Someone suggest a recipe for a poor college student.

Chicken breasts :bow

what you need:
-chicken breasts: they aren't expensive
-vegetable oil or olive oil
-Italian bread crumbs
-Seasoning


preparation:
-thaw chicken for an hour or so
-cover each breast with some salt, and marinate with something; last time I used a spicy buffalo wing marinate sauce. Italian dressing it great too. Put all this in a container and stick in the fridge for an hour
-Take out fridge, wash off the salt
-pat dry
-set oven to 400 degrees

Ok next, get a container or ziploc bag and put some Italian bread in it

Season your chicken then put it in the container or bag

Shake for a couple minutes until the crumbs are all over the chicken

Put a bit of vegetable or olive oil at bottom of pan, place chicken in it

Stick that in the oven for an hour. It'll come out tasting great, and well breaded.


You can get some mixed veggies as a side. Hell, make some potatoes too! :bow
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Post by: Fresh Prince on January 12, 2010, 05:29:04 PM
You don't really need dressing or bread crumbs. Salt and pepper. Pan fry. Finish off in the oven. Make a simple salad on the side. Taste's surprisingly good.

Also I tried the kiwi fruit thing with some blade steak. It came a lot more tender than normal with no discernible after-taste.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2010, 05:39:04 PM
taste good(er with bread crumbs) man
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Post by: Fresh Prince on January 12, 2010, 05:50:38 PM
1 hour is a long time. 5-10 minutes in a fry pan. About 15 minutes in the oven. Prepare a salad in the mean time.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2010, 11:52:52 PM
Damn, I really need to learn how to use my phone smh

BUT here's a small pic
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/food.jpg)

Fried chicken and some veggies I sauteed
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 13, 2010, 01:56:14 AM
OMG I had bone marrow today.  One of my all time favorite foods ever.  :drool

Now I make cake.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 13, 2010, 03:40:09 PM
Cohen, my brother's been taking sausage-making classes at The Meat Hook, let me know if you want to get in touch with him and find out how it's done.

Then, you can buy the Sausage SuitcaseTM:

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/12/wurst.jpg)
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Post by: Brehvolution on January 13, 2010, 03:59:58 PM
:drool
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Post by: Eric P on January 13, 2010, 04:00:37 PM
Cohen, my brother's been taking sausage-making classes at The Meat Hook, let me know if you want to get in touch with him and find out how it's done.

oh that place is so glorious

their twitter feed is just pictures of meat

:(
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 13, 2010, 04:45:37 PM
I always think about taking a sausage making class at Salumi... I'll do it one of these days.

Also, back to eating real food again!
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 13, 2010, 09:08:02 PM
:rock http://www.salumicuredmeats.com/ :rock
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Post by: Rman on January 13, 2010, 11:19:11 PM
I've been meaning to get a sub to that in a long time.  I usually pick it up at Barnes and Noble.  Ed Behr is a genius.

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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 13, 2010, 11:20:56 PM
I just made a chicken and milk nabe with fresh ginger topping that's mmm

Looks :yuck cause of the milk separating during cooking but I'll work on that next time
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Post by: Rman on January 13, 2010, 11:58:56 PM
You're working from the Ono cookbook, Patel?
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 14, 2010, 12:02:34 AM
You're working from the Ono cookbook, Patel?

Yeah, I'm 3-for-3 on it. And the mushroom one was fucking astounding. I'd recommend it to anyone looking for some simple, delicious, workhorse Japanese recipes.
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Post by: Rman on January 14, 2010, 12:10:32 AM
I love Japanese home cooking, but I haven't experimented with it in a long time.  Gotta head to Katagari's and stock up on miso, soy sauce--the real stuff not Kikkoman, mirin, and kombu. 
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 14, 2010, 12:15:17 AM
read the Nutrition Facts; I was horrified to discover most mirin brands use HFCS for sweetener these days

nothing is sacred :'(
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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 14, 2010, 01:05:08 AM
I love Japanese cookbooks. They're reassuringly anal (measurements are frequently things like '198 grams', whereas Jamie Oliver or someone would say 'a handful or two') and they assume very little knowledge or skill on the part of the reader. They're typically packed with how-to photos as well.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 14, 2010, 02:05:04 AM
I love Japanese cookbooks. They're reassuringly anal (measurements are frequently things like '198 grams', whereas Jamie Oliver or someone would say 'a handful or two') and they assume very little knowledge or skill on the part of the reader. They're typically packed with how-to photos as well.

yeah, I can't stand it when I buy a cookbook and the recipe is like

1. Get a pig's head
2. Cook it
3. Okay
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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 14, 2010, 02:08:51 AM
haha, yeah.

That shit works fine for the folks with 4 yrs of culinary school followed by 5 years of being yelled at by Marco Pierre White, but I can't stand it. I mean, ok, handfuls of shredded mozzarella on lasagne, fine. But in baking, desserts, sauces etc - I want to KNOW something that will WORK. I don't have weeks to experiment with this shit with a starving wife and kid breathing down my neck.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 14, 2010, 02:25:33 AM
The Baking cookbook I got for Christmas is awesome because it defines in an appendix what an "egg" is, how to measure a "cup" of flour, etc. It would be overkill except that baking is a place where a quarter cup (or is that "cup"?) in the wrong direction can send the whole thing to hell.

http://www.amazon.com/Baking-James-Peterson/dp/1580089917/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1263454124&sr=8-1

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51rmW1vhu-L._SS500_.jpg)

2000 photographs! No shit. I kind of want an excuse to learn to make cakes just because the instructions are so good.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 14, 2010, 02:54:18 AM
Have a child! Baked my first birthday cake earlier late last year. I do cheesecakes, cookies, muffins and stuff pretty regularly too. Now you know why they call them 'brownie points'.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 14, 2010, 03:04:57 AM
oh, I do cookies or muffins about twice a week these days (much to the happiness of my team)

but a cake isn't so shareable at the office
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 14, 2010, 04:44:03 AM
Cupcakes are!  :hyper
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Post by: Mupepe on January 14, 2010, 10:12:53 AM
Patel: You need an excuse to bake cakes???  DUDE THEY'RE CAKES!  Shit, get one of those cake containers and just eat that shit for the next two weeks.  Getting a good container will keep it nice and fresh.  You don't have to bake huge cakes. 

Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it.  The only excuse you need to bake a cake is that you want to eat some damn cake.  EVERYONE LOVES CAKE
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Post by: Eric P on January 14, 2010, 10:15:32 AM
I got a subscription to The Art of Eating.  Best food magazine ever written :-[

better than cook's illustrated?
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Post by: Rman on January 14, 2010, 10:28:22 AM
I got a subscription to The Art of Eating.  Best food magazine ever written :-[

better than cook's illustrated?
Difference approaches. Cook's Illustrated is a magazine that breaks down recipes to their exact measurements, techniques, and cooking times, along with product reviews.  The other has more long essay format articles on the culture of food, in depth profile pieces on artisanal producers and so.
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Post by: Eric P on January 14, 2010, 11:30:28 AM
k.  i'll check out an issue.

speaking of the meat hook

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/57202827.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1263487726&Signature=jJgyGlrYy628DWTIYt65Q%2FaTsRI%3D)

"Why yes, we do have a terrifying porchetta in the case. Buy his crunchy face for lunch."
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Post by: Barry Egan on January 14, 2010, 11:33:18 AM
I like how clearly the pigs face expresses writhing agony.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 14, 2010, 11:35:12 AM
My brother got DQ'd for both the Army and the Marines, and is now considering culinary school. He's actually smoking a goose today, which took two days to prepare already, but I was wondering if you guys had any cookbook suggestions for someone that is interested in that kind of thing. I know he's going to be attending some classes and workshops to get a feel for it, and I recommended that he got a job in a kitchen to see what it's like.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 14, 2010, 12:03:30 PM
Cupcakes are!  :hyper

living in Southern California has made me anti-cupcake, it's like a Paris Hilton in your mouth

Willco, if your brother wants to go pro, he needs a shitty job working at the bottom of a kitchen like immediately.

My brother got this MEAT book (http://www.amazon.com/River-Cottage-Meat-Book/dp/1580088430/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1263488831&sr=8-1) for Christmas and it seems pretty good, not sure how it is on goose specifically. It's more information about how to cook and prepare meat correctly than "recipes."
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Post by: Rman on January 14, 2010, 03:26:56 PM
Willco,

The CIA Garde Manger cookbook is a wonderful reference.  I believe there is a new edition out now.  Michael Rulhman's CHARCUTERIE is excellent for beginners as well as, so is Jane Grigson's CHARCUTERIE AND FRENCH PORK COOKERY.
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Post by: Green Shinobi on January 18, 2010, 08:33:20 AM
Anyone have any recommendations for a good pork marinade?
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 21, 2010, 01:32:37 AM
What do you mean by "pork"?  Roast?  Chops?  Ribs?
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 21, 2010, 01:47:58 AM
There's a simple marinade we use for grilling - not sure it'll work for what you're doing but it's easy though I've never used thin slices of pork in my cooking (sounds like something good for hot pot though).

I don't have measurements for anything as we just mix by eye: sesame oil, light soy sauce, mushroom soy sauce, a bit of sugar (I use brown), fresh ginger, finely chopped garlic, chopped green onion (optional) and sesame seeds (optional).
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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 21, 2010, 01:55:22 AM
There's a simple marinade we use for grilling - not sure it'll work for what you're doing but it's easy though I've never used thin slices of pork in my cooking (sounds like something good for hot pot though).

I don't have measurements for anything as we just mix by eye: sesame oil, light soy sauce, mushroom soy sauce, a bit of sugar (I use brown), fresh ginger, finely chopped garlic, chopped green onion (optional) and sesame seeds (optional).

haha, exactly what I was going to post. The Japanese recipe is known as shoga yaki - the only diff is that it uses sweet rice wine (mirin) instead of sugar. It's usually served over thinly sliced cabbage with rice on the side.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 21, 2010, 03:03:59 AM
That's awesome.   We use it for just about everything: chicken, beef, pork...etc.  :lol

That sounds good. I need to make a trip to the grocery store.

Take pictures!
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Post by: OnkelC on January 25, 2010, 04:40:10 PM
Basics Vol.1: scrambled eggs (in real time):
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oidZQ1WmBJ0[/youtube]
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 25, 2010, 04:43:24 PM
Any tips on cooking onion rings? I've made some that taste good, but just wondering if there's a different way of doing them. I just

-combine flour, 1 egg, and some milk in a bowl, mix until it has a nice consistency
-dip onion rings in
-then put some Italian bread crumbs on the onion rings
-cook on both sides until brown
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 25, 2010, 05:05:30 PM
Use some panko and/or tempura flour.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 25, 2010, 05:31:19 PM
Joe brought me this book back from Seattle

(http://i.ebayimg.com/03/!BkJf9O!CGk~$%28KGrHqIOKjwEtEPqd5-hBLWT%29V3-cw~~_12.JPG)

:drool
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Post by: Eric P on January 25, 2010, 05:32:34 PM
yesterday i made my first lasagna

shit ruled.

so much better than the microwave meal versions.

i added paprika and ginger to the ricotta cheese and a bit of lemon juice to the meat while it cooked and it came out just so well.

and as a result, lunch today ruled too

my next experiment is to make meatballs
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 25, 2010, 05:36:28 PM
did you make the noodles? or just use store bought?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
making noodles is for chumps - there's cooking from scratch and then there's punishing yourself for self-perceived sins
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Post by: Rman on January 25, 2010, 05:38:19 PM
Joe brought me this book back from Seattle

http://i.ebayimg.com/03/!BkJf9O!CGk~$%28KGrHqIOKjwEtEPqd5-hBLWT%29V3-cw~~_12.JPG[/img]

Oh man.  Time Life's The Good Cook series is legendary.  They're all out of print now, but I've been wanting to track down the whole series.  The library at my culinary school had an entire set.

Richard Olney is a god.

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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 25, 2010, 05:50:02 PM
Joe brought me this book back from Seattle

http://i.ebayimg.com/03/!BkJf9O!CGk~$%28KGrHqIOKjwEtEPqd5-hBLWT%29V3-cw~~_12.JPG[/img]

Oh man.  Time Life's The Good Cook series is legendary.  They're all out of print now, but I've been wanting to track down the whole series.  The library at my culinary school had an entire set.

Richard Olney is a god.


Yeah, I have:

Salads, Lamb, Poultry, Candy, and now Cookies & Crackers.

I really want Beef & Veal, Fish, Pasta, and Sauces.

(http://hi-and-low.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/2007/08/15/timelife_cookbooks.jpg)
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Post by: Mupepe on January 25, 2010, 06:09:57 PM
So on Friday night, the missus and I went to a restaurant called Amici Ristorante.

Sooooooooooooooo fucking good.  Holy shit.

Amazing food.  We had bread, fried calamari with some wine sauce and peppers on it.  Sooo fucking amazing.  I had fettucini chicken alfredo.  That's right.  I don't care!  I have to get it anytime I see it.  I love that dish.  It was damn amazing too.  She had pretty much a gigantic steak with mushrooms.  The steak was cooked perfectly.  then for dessert we had cannolis.  holy fuck!  i've never had anything so damn tasty in my life and now i'm going to learn how to make them.  fuck fuck fuck.
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Post by: Eric P on January 25, 2010, 06:10:18 PM
did you make the noodles? or just use store bought?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
making noodles is for chumps - there's cooking from scratch and then there's punishing yourself for self-perceived sins
[close]

store bought

i mean, it's not like i made the cheese or ground the cow
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 25, 2010, 08:37:08 PM
Basics Vol.1: scrambled eggs (in real time):
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oidZQ1WmBJ0[/youtube]

What were the wedges you put into the pan with the butter?  Kind of looks like Laughing Cow cheese wedges:
(http://addictedtocostco.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/img_5617.jpg)

EDIT: Ok nevermind.  Just saw the responses in the IronGAF thread.   :lol
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Post by: Eric P on January 25, 2010, 08:38:40 PM
oh fuck

amen, my brother, onkel

edit: i love that your cat sneaks in to see what you're making
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 25, 2010, 08:43:09 PM
did you make the noodles? or just use store bought?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
making noodles is for chumps - there's cooking from scratch and then there's punishing yourself for self-perceived sins
[close]

store bought

i mean, it's not like i made the cheese or ground the cow

exactly, but for some reason some people get really into "making pasta" as an integral part of Italian food at home. F that S
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Post by: etiolate on January 26, 2010, 01:12:48 AM
This is my omelette routine:

1. Take eggs out of fridge and put in warm water. Let sit.
2. Heat up frying pan
3. Test pan with butter, when butter browns the pan is ready.
4. Get eggs out of water now that they are room temp.
5. Scramble eggs with bit of salt and pepper, plus one herb.
5. Pour yolks onto pan, swirl pan to get eggs around the edge.
6. Scrape up edge of yolks and swirl the rest of yolk out again to the edge.
7. Let sit 15 or so seconds
8. Roll up your omelettes on pan, rub a little butter on top
9. FINI
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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 26, 2010, 01:44:38 AM
Did you see the amount of butter he used?
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 26, 2010, 01:50:34 AM
I made some excellent chicken salad using onion and chive cream cheese with a little mayo
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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 26, 2010, 01:59:49 AM
The butter was all in the middle of the pan though. That surprised me. I thought you had to spread the butter around before putting the eggs in. Guess I've been doing it wrong.

Pour the eggs on top of the butter, and the butter spreads out under the eggs. It's not rocket science. Just don't have the heat on stupidly high and it really is hard to fuck up eggs. I can do it at 6am in the dark half-asleep, before coffee even!
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Post by: Barry Egan on January 26, 2010, 02:05:27 AM
low heat is a must if you want fluffier eggs.  Also note the copious amounts of cream and cheese  :P
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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 26, 2010, 02:12:29 AM
had mine with chorizo sausage this morning. 3 eggs, 2 sausages, some cheese, one raw tomato (garnished with a little olive oil, salt and pepper) and black coffee. Pretty standard breakfast for me. I can make this faster than most people can make cereal.
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Post by: Eric P on January 26, 2010, 09:39:55 AM
my week day breakfast is a yogurt and a banana

it's the weekends when i get crazy

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Post by: Mupepe on January 26, 2010, 09:54:50 AM
my weekday breakfast is either two sausage, egg and cheese breakfast tacos or two sausage egg and cheese mcmuffins.   :P
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Post by: Green Shinobi on January 26, 2010, 10:01:54 AM
I got all the ingredients for that pork marinade, except I forgot the ginger.  :-\ I made it anyway, and it came out pretty well, but it definitely needed something to balance it out. I'll go back for ginger sometime this week.
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Post by: Ecrofirt on January 26, 2010, 10:11:37 AM
Basics Vol.1: scrambled eggs (in real time):
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oidZQ1WmBJ0[/youtube]

My god man, you'll be dead in a year if you keep eating like that!
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 26, 2010, 11:32:46 AM
ffffuuu now I'm hungry

My breakfast is usually oatmeal but dammit, I'm gonna make eggs right now
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Post by: OnkelC on January 26, 2010, 04:04:44 PM
Basics Vol.1: scrambled eggs (in real time):
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oidZQ1WmBJ0[/youtube]

My god man, you'll be dead in a year if you keep eating like that!
That's what people told me since I was 13
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Post by: Green Shinobi on January 26, 2010, 06:09:08 PM
Pardon my ignorance, Mr. Onkel, but which herb did you mix into the eggs in that video?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 26, 2010, 07:15:01 PM
weed
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 26, 2010, 09:34:36 PM
Pardon my ignorance, Mr. Onkel, but which herb did you mix into the eggs in that video?
Chives.
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Post by: OnkelC on January 29, 2010, 02:34:34 PM
Strammer Max:

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strammer_Max
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Post by: OnkelC on January 29, 2010, 02:55:10 PM
which recipe from whom?
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 29, 2010, 02:57:55 PM
Onkel have you ever tried james beard's scrambled egg recipe? :drool

It's the only way I make em. The one from American Cookery?
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Post by: OnkelC on January 29, 2010, 03:22:23 PM
in 30 minutes, i make mine, feast, do the dishes and am back surfing...
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 29, 2010, 03:24:49 PM
Cohen have you ever had ... EGG 63
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 29, 2010, 03:28:05 PM
It's a soft boiled egg cooked for an hour at 63oC. (Some people prefer 64 or 65.)

If you do it right, the yolk and white come out with the exact same perfect custard-like consistency and it's de-li-cious
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 29, 2010, 03:29:56 PM
I think the most underrated element of good cooking is temperature. But texture is a close second. Not putting so much fucking salt in your food is third.

If you do try to make an Egg 63, eat it in the shell. It's too runny to eat from a plate effectively. It's basically like a very smooth, barely cohering custard. Whatever is below "soft boiled" on the egg cooking chart.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 29, 2010, 03:33:41 PM
Sorry, I want me eggs NOW

and by now I mean in 10min or so
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 29, 2010, 03:33:54 PM
Salt is about integration.  Takes time to get that concept.

???

You mean, I always need to use it with pepper? :interracial
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Post by: Mupepe on January 29, 2010, 03:37:15 PM
so, i wanted to try something tonight and I thought maybe you guys could help.

The wife and I hardly cook at home anymore, let alone try to cook new things at home.  So, we decided that tonight instead of going to the movies and out to eat, we'd take that money and use it to make something delicious at home.  Something new.

What do you guys suggest for something out of the ordinary and can be made with around 20-30 bucks?  Enough to feed two people too.

It doesn't have to be fancy.  Just tasty.  
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 29, 2010, 03:37:57 PM
I just wanted to use :interracial

oversalting is one of the biggest problems with restaurant-cooked food. it's like people equate saltiness with quality and value
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 29, 2010, 03:39:48 PM
For two people at that price I would get some good steaks or chops (lamb chops :drool) and make a marinade. Miso-mirin marinade on lamb chops is both super easy and "out of the ordinary."
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Post by: Mupepe on January 29, 2010, 03:43:19 PM
Sorry, I want me eggs NOW

and by now I mean in 10min or so
I don't understand most fancy eggs.  I'm still almost always incredibly satisfied with cookings eggs the traditionally bad hispanic way.

make a little pool of oil at the bottom, drop your egg(s) in when the oil is hot.  Put some salt on the top while it's still raw.  Then get a spoon and throw oil on the top and fry the top.  

I don't know if it's just hispanics, but all hispanics I know make it that way and I haven't really seen white people make it that way.  

It makes the egg whites so cripsy and cooks the salt inside and you don't have to worry about flipping the egg and fucking it up.  And it's done in like 30 minutes.

Get some buttered toast and a bit of mexican cheese on the side and baby you got yourself a meal.

Scrambled eggs i just do the basic way.  throw it in a bowl and mix together to a uniform color, throw it in a pan and move that shit around for a few minutes on a medium temperature. or if i'm lazy, mix it just in the pan.  skip the bowl.

but i like to do it with some cheese sometimes.  Get your cheese of choice, cut it up it in thin strips.  get a few eggs, beat them in a bowl.  pour a little bit of milk and then drop the cheese in.  mix it all up.  Then fry it in a pan with just a bit of oil and salt.

Shit, then get the tiny french breads, cut them in half and put that shit in there with some valentina hot sauce or some authentic salsa and god fucking damn.

i'm not very scientific with eggs but i eat them a lot  :-[
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Post by: Mupepe on January 29, 2010, 03:45:13 PM
For two people at that price I would get some good steaks or chops (lamb chops :drool) and make a marinade. Miso-mirin marinade on lamb chops is both super easy and "out of the ordinary."
I think this might be it...

30 dollar lobster :drool

Seriously though find some fennel (2 big bulbs), 2 white fish steaks, and some italian white wine.  Chop the fennel finely, place it in a pan with a half cup of water and a little olive oil and simmer it with a lid on, about twenty minutes, or until tender (pierced with a fork).    When tender rapidly boil the water off without burning the fennel. Reduce to medium heat  Put some more oil in and move the fennel to one side.  Season with salt and pepper.  Place the fish in and spoon oil over it.  About 6 minutes on one side, 4 on the other.  Serve on some white rice with the fennel covering.  Simplicity itself.  Drink the wine.
:drool

That sounds really good.  The only problem for us is that neither of us are huge fish eaters and rarely our stomachs agree about "fish time".  I'll see how she feels about fish because goddamn that sounds delicious.
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Post by: Eric P on January 29, 2010, 03:49:13 PM
Quote
The term Strammer Max (literally "stiff Max" or "tight Max") originated in the 1920s in Saxon slang, where it initially referred to an erection, the male name "Max" being often used as a slang word for penis (similar to the English "Dick" or "Willy"). The term was adopted into Berlin street slang and applied to a dish that was supposed to be especially strengthening to the sexual prowess of the person eating it.

lol
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Post by: OnkelC on January 29, 2010, 10:52:35 PM
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The term Strammer Max (literally "stiff Max" or "tight Max") originated in the 1920s in Saxon slang, where it initially referred to an erection, the male name "Max" being often used as a slang word for penis (similar to the English "Dick" or "Willy"). The term was adopted into Berlin street slang and applied to a dish that was supposed to be especially strengthening to the sexual prowess of the person eating it.

lol
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lol
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Post by: Eric P on February 05, 2010, 09:31:07 PM
tonight i made lamb meatballs with tzatziki sauce

came out ok

needed more spices, i think
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 06, 2010, 06:33:43 AM
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Tonight's dinner - Pork chops w/shimeji cream sauce

Pretty simple if you already know the basics of pork chop prep (slice through the rind in 4 or 5 places to prevent the fat from curling up when cooking, season with salt & pepper and let sit for 20 mins or so to return the meat to room temp, then dust with flour before cooking).

Give the chops 3 mins on medium heat, turn, add mushrooms to the pan, 3 more mins of heat, stirring the shrooms occasionally. Take out the chops, shut off the heat, deglaze the pan with a splash of white wine, add cream, chopped parsley and a little salt and pepper if needed. Let the cream reduce a bit, then pour the mixture over the chops and serve.
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Post by: TEEEPO on February 06, 2010, 03:50:16 PM
we cooked curry chicken last night while the snow kept piling up.
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drank some aventinus and hefeweizen before and after.

and in the "morning" we had homemade pancakes topped with nibs and bananas.
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and while this went on, the abgoosht was cooking.
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snow :rock
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Post by: Rman on February 06, 2010, 11:32:29 PM
I finally made Jamie Oliver's simple lasagna recipe.  I believe it's a favorite of yours, Cormac.  I ran out of store bought fresh lasagna sheets so I had to make some from scratch, with a rolling pin no less, as I don't own a pasta machine.  First time since culinary school.  I forgot how fun it was.  Most professional kitchens at least have pasta machines.

Crappy iPhone pic
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2010, 03:49:04 AM
Looks good, Rman. Did you use creme fraiche? I can't get that over here so I have to fudge quite a few of his recipes. I've made his pumpkin lasagne a few times but not his regular one.
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Post by: Rman on February 07, 2010, 11:37:28 AM
Yes.  You can always make a bechamel sauce/mornay sauce instead, Cormac, for a more traditional substitute.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 07, 2010, 08:03:02 PM
That's what i do. But he goes out of his way to slam 'claggy old bechamels' so would like to try his variation instead. His cheese-for-sauce substitutions are quite interesting - another one he used a few times is mascarpone for custard. Simplifies prep too!

I have a wacky Japanese bechamel variation that's pretty good if you want some more protein. It involves grated Japanese yams (nagaimo) and tofu. Haven't tried it in lasagne yet, just a doria. The wife loved it.
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Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2010, 11:36:16 AM
Jesus that lasagna looks fucking good.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on February 14, 2010, 06:28:34 AM
Making flourless chocolate cake atm.  Pics soon.
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Post by: Green Shinobi on February 14, 2010, 08:38:42 AM
As I've said before, I don't have an oven here in Korea. I've tried to cook chicken breasts in a pan, but one difficulty I run into is no matter how low I set the heat, the outside always seems to brown slightly more than I'd like before the inside is cooked. Do you think that's a problem that could be fixed by buying a higher-quality frying pan?
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Post by: Dickie Dee on February 14, 2010, 09:09:21 AM
I looked up that Jamie Oliver recipe and it looks pretty good but not really seeing the "simple"...is it just the white sauce substitution for bechamel? (most lasagna's i've people make use ricotta or cottage cheese)
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Post by: Rman on February 14, 2010, 10:52:01 AM
As I've said before, I don't have an oven here in Korea. I've tried to cook chicken breasts in a pan, but one difficulty I run into is no matter how low I set the heat, the outside always seems to brown slightly more than I'd like before the inside is cooked. Do you think that's a problem that could be fixed by buying a higher-quality frying pan?
Most whole chicken breast need to be pan roasted to be cooked completely, meaning you start on the stove and finish cooking in  the oven.  Since you don't have an oven, I'd butterfly the breast and pound it down slightly, making a cutlet.  Cutlets cook completely on the stove since they're thinner.  You can also slice the chicken breast in strips and stir fry.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 14, 2010, 10:06:09 PM
Failing that, steam it on the pan. It won't burn the outside as long as there is some moisture on the pan. It's hard to predict exactly how long it'll take though. You also have to make sure the meat is at room temp before cooking.

Or do what I do and grill with skewers to get the heat inside the meat, and still have crispy skin.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on February 15, 2010, 09:08:14 AM
Ok cake time.  :hyper
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Every so often I try to drink an alcoholic beverage in hopes that I may acquire a taste for it.  This time we decided to give champagne a try. 
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Still a no go.   There's always cranberry juice. :-\
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Post by: Green Shinobi on March 06, 2010, 08:23:10 PM
Made a pretty bomb spaghetti today. While I was boiling the noodles, I sauteed some onions in butter and a bit of oil. After a few minutes, I threw some chopped garlic in the pan. Then, once the noodles were finished, I quickly drained the water and threw them into the pan with the garlic and onions. I poured the sauce on top of that and mixed in some basil, oregano, salt, pepper and olive oil. Added a little hot sauce for an extra kick. Stirred it all around in the pan for about a minute, then put it on the plate. I added some sliced cherry tomatoes on the side.

It was pretty amazing.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 06, 2010, 08:36:19 PM
My wife made her legendary etouffee the other night. SO GOOD.
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Post by: Rman on March 06, 2010, 08:56:51 PM
I made some braised short ribs with a red wine reduction sauce, with sautéed rapini and roasted butternut squash. 
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The short ribs aren't difficult, just time consuming.  I usually prefer bone on, but I could only find boneless at Whole Foods.  I was contemplating visiting one the boutique NYC butcher shops, but I didn't want to get killed on prices.

-After liberally seasoning the short ribs with kosher salt and pepper, I seared them until nice and brown in dutch oven, removed them to a cooling rack to rest.
-I poured of the excess fat from the Dutch oven and added diced mirepoix (combination of onions, carrots, celery) seasoned them and browned then in butter for about 8 minutes.
-Added some fresh bay leaves and a Tbsp of minced garlic.  Cooked for a minute.
-I returned the short ribs to the Dutch oven.  Added a bottle of wine--Trader Joe's Two buck Chuck is my cooking red of choice since it's pretty inexpensive, and two cups of water. 
-Brought to a boil, then simmer, and covered the Dutch oven, moving the oven in my 325F degree oven and cooked for about 3 hours.
-I strained the braising liquid, and reduced until syrupy on the stove top.  That became the base of my red wine reduction, which I reduced with chicken broth and finished with butter for flavor and silkiness.

The sides were simple.

Rapini or Broccolini Rabe is usually blanched in simmering, salted walter.  Shocked in an ice bath to preserve the color and prevent carry over cooking.  I later sautéed it butter and garlic and finished with some fish sauce for some umami goodness.

The squash is diced, tossed in salt, pepper, and olive oil and roasted in the oven until fork tender.

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Post by: Green Shinobi on March 06, 2010, 09:34:14 PM
That looks pretty amazing, Rman. Got a recipe to share?
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Post by: Rman on March 06, 2010, 09:46:22 PM
I like Tom Collichio's recipe.  It's simple and uses common ingredients.  Before he became a celebrity chef, he was known for his love of braising.

http://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/braised-short-ribs

Being a Korea, GS, you should try the countless Korean short rib recipes.  They're my favorite way to eat short ribs.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on March 08, 2010, 01:40:41 AM
Looks good, Rman. Will have to take a shot at it. I had ribs on Friday night at the only place in Tokyo I know with their own pit smoker. Lots of fresh craft ales too :drool.

I took a stab at baking wholewheat bread the other day. My mum used to make wholewheat bread all the time when I was a kid, and I helped her do it so many times I should really be able to do it on auto-pilot by now. I spent most of my time in Tokyo without an oven though, and just forgot all about baking.

I actually based this off a recipe using a mix of rye and plain flour, but just used all wholewheat flour instead. I barely kneaded the dough, just enough to mix the ingredients, and used very little instant yeast. Added figs, raisins and walnuts, although they don't show up in the pics sadly. I meant to take more but my wife ate the lot while I was at work!

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Post by: Rman on March 08, 2010, 02:02:29 AM
Looks good.  I love baked bread right out of the oven.  I usually bake eggy breads, like challah and brioche.  Both make fantastic french toast or bread pudding if gone stale.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on March 08, 2010, 02:07:19 AM
Never heard of challah. Got a recipe?

If you want to make french toast into a serious treat, give this a shot:

Make an incision in the bread before soaking in your egg mixture
Stuff the incision with cream cheese
Soak and cook as normal, but I like it on the crispy side here to contrast with the smoothness of the cream cheese etc.
Serve with whipped cream and your best raspberry jam

You will think you have died and gone to heaven.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on March 08, 2010, 02:08:24 AM
I wish I had an oven.  :(

Half of Evil Bore wishes you had an over :(
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Post by: Ichirou on March 08, 2010, 02:13:14 AM
Only half? :teehee
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Post by: Mupepe on March 08, 2010, 11:15:39 AM
Goddamn those ribs look good.

Tomorrow night I'm making my spicy chicken spaghetti again.  I'll get pics this time though.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on March 09, 2010, 04:56:52 AM
Chocolate Strawberry Pavlova

This is basically Nigella Lawson's recipe from "Endless Summer", only topped with strawberries instead of raspberries cause finding raspberries in Tokyo is impossible for some reason. The meringue has little bits of Belgian chocolate inside, which make it nice and chewy. The topping is just whipped cream, strawberries and shaved chocolate. It's our new favorite dessert.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2792/4418927877_13e7ef5f31_b.jpg)

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Post by: Rman on March 09, 2010, 03:01:30 PM
Never heard of challah. Got a recipe?

If you want to make french toast into a serious treat, give this a shot:

Make an incision in the bread before soaking in your egg mixture
Stuff the incision with cream cheese
Soak and cook as normal, but I like it on the crispy side here to contrast with the smoothness of the cream cheese etc.
Serve with whipped cream and your best raspberry jam

You will think you have died and gone to heaven.
Yeah.  I got a recipe.  I'll share it later when I'm home.  Challah is a Jewish bread, and its usually braided.

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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 15, 2010, 01:09:51 PM
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*Uncooked, gonna cook it tonight

I really need to buy a smaller pan
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Post by: etiolate on March 15, 2010, 01:39:26 PM
yeah your lasagna is totally overcompensating
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 15, 2010, 02:10:56 PM
Packin' it with meat :teehee

I love a sloppy meaty lasagna :teehee
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Post by: elektrikluv on March 15, 2010, 02:17:08 PM
Gorgeous pavlova, Cormac! :drool
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Post by: Cormacaroni on March 15, 2010, 09:39:05 PM
Gorgeous pavlova, Cormac! :drool

merci! I made another one this weekend when we had friends over and it seems to be a genuine hit. Wish I could get raspberries though.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 15, 2010, 09:54:39 PM
Gorgeous pavlova, Cormac! :drool

merci! I made another one this weekend when we had friends over and it seems to be a genuine hit. Wish I could get raspberries though.

My parents grow raspberries in their backyard. During the summer the damn things are like weeds and they're constantly giving us pounds of berries at a time.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on March 15, 2010, 10:32:04 PM
Gorgeous pavlova, Cormac! :drool

merci! I made another one this weekend when we had friends over and it seems to be a genuine hit. Wish I could get raspberries though.

My parents grow raspberries in their backyard. During the summer the damn things are like weeds and they're constantly giving us pounds of berries at a time.

Yeah? Well my next-door neighbour is building a giant robot suit and wants ME to be the test-pilot
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 15, 2010, 11:12:53 PM
:lol

I don't know why, but I'm really surprised raspberries are hard to find over there. I get the whole "produce is fucking expensive, man" thing, but I'd figure you could still get them. Not even Costco?
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Post by: Cormacaroni on March 15, 2010, 11:31:13 PM
Costco is a huge pain in the ass to get to, I can only be bothered doing it once or twice a year. No idea if they have raspberries. I'm sure they have frozen stuff but I'm not going to put that shit on my luscious fresh-baked pavlova.

I guess the only reason is that there isn't much of a market. People don't want to eat raspberries, for whatever reason. By the same token, you can find apple pie all over the place, but good luck finding cherry pie. Just doesn't happen.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 15, 2010, 11:36:08 PM
Costco more than likely has fresh raspberries.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 16, 2010, 12:40:51 AM
I made some excellent chicken salad using onion and chive cream cheese with a little mayo


Yo, do tell Mr. O'Brian? I love me some chixsalad and that sounds positively yummy.
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 17, 2010, 09:58:40 AM
Under this bed of carrots, potatoes, and onion lies a 4 and a half pound corned beef brisket. :drool

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Happy St. Patrick's Day!
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Post by: Mupepe on March 17, 2010, 11:42:46 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I got some Nathan's hot dogs last night and wrapped them in bacon and then made some homemade chili and made chili cheese bacon-wrapped hotdogs.  'twas the shit.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 17, 2010, 12:51:59 PM
I got some Nathan's hot dogs last night and wrapped them in bacon and then made some homemade chili and made chili cheese bacon-wrapped hotdogs.  'twas the shit.

they call them "TJ Dogs" 'round these parts (minus the chili part + add peppers)
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Post by: CrystalGemini on March 22, 2010, 03:50:49 AM
OOHHH....I missed the St. Patty's day food posts.   :'(

Well our family always stock up on corned beef (I love me some corned beef) so we can feast for the next couple weeks.
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs438.snc3/25184_656544502998_60710639_36578521_4800858_n.jpg)
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 22, 2010, 05:05:45 PM
Some shots I took when I was blanching some broccoli

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4062/4454530089_f291036500_o.jpg)

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4024/4454530197_fd89156029_o.jpg)

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4048/4454530285_14f7266ea4_o.jpg)
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Post by: Bildi on March 22, 2010, 09:29:38 PM
Broccoli :drool

I really wanted to buy some yesterday but it was uber-expensive. :(
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Post by: Fresh Prince on March 22, 2010, 09:35:06 PM
$6.00 a fucking kilo!
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Post by: Bildi on March 22, 2010, 09:40:26 PM
It was $8.00 here!
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Post by: Fresh Prince on March 22, 2010, 09:42:35 PM
You can buy meat for that sort of money. No wonder we're all unhealthy here.
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Post by: Bildi on March 22, 2010, 09:46:42 PM
Indeed.

I bought mushrooms instead.  They're great, but they're no broccoli.  Life can be a heartless bitch.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on March 22, 2010, 10:00:25 PM
Total downgrade  :yuck
Sometimes I hunger for brussel sprouts :S
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Post by: Bildi on March 22, 2010, 10:28:55 PM
I haven't had brussel sprouts for years.  By themselves they can be a little eh, but I remember them being really nice with sour cream.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on March 22, 2010, 10:32:28 PM
And bacon.
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Post by: Bildi on March 22, 2010, 10:36:04 PM
Mmmm, I think I might buy some brussel sprouts.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on March 22, 2010, 10:44:47 PM
Tray-baked chicken w/new potatoes, lemon, garlic, rosemary and bacon

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4053/4454189856_82972f998a_o.jpg)

Shitty iPhone pic but whatever.

This is ridiculously cheap and easy to make, assuming you have an oven. I marinated a pair of chicken breasts in a freezer bag with white wine and some lemon slices (wedged a slice under the skin of each as well). After a few hours of marinating, I placed them in a mixing bowl with the new potatoes (either whole or chopped in half so all the pieces are approx. equally sized), and doused with olive oil, a couple of squeezes of lemon juice, rosemary, sliced garlic, salt and pepper. Then it's just a matter of smearing the mixture evenly over the meat and potatoes, moving to a roasting dish, putting a couple slices of bacon on the chicken and sticking it in the oven. I took it out a few times just to baste with the juices. The whole thing cost about $6, feeds two adults in fine style.
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Post by: Bildi on March 22, 2010, 10:47:02 PM
Wow, that looks great.  I'm adding that to my things to cook.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on March 22, 2010, 10:51:50 PM
Thanks Bildi.

The above is kind of illustrative of the way I teach myself to cook. I had some ingredients (the chicken and the potatoes) that I'd bought separately with no real plan. At some point yesterday, I thought baking them together might be cool, so I googled 'baked chicken potatoes' and started looking at recipes. Of course, I found a bunch of awesome-looking recipes that I just didn't have the ingredients to actually make, but it did make me realize I had fresh lemons and garlic that I should also use, and rosemary. I compared a few recipes to get a rough idea of the cooking time and temp and off I went. It's by no means an original recipe idea, but it was all done from scratch with no additional shopping, no measuring and a large degree of spontaneity. The most fun way to cook, IMHO.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on March 22, 2010, 10:53:39 PM
When you are a single male you always cook like that  :'(
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Post by: Cormacaroni on March 22, 2010, 10:55:55 PM
Marriage to a vegetarian has saved me from a triple bypass by the age of 30, I admit.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 22, 2010, 10:56:03 PM
Fuck that looks absolutely delicious
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Post by: Bildi on March 22, 2010, 10:59:17 PM
The most fun way to cook, IMHO.

Awesome, I like that way of cooking too even though I'm not very experienced.

I'm doing the same with my mushrooms. I normally make something with mushrooms, bacon, cream and pasta but I have no cream.  I found this simple recipe and I pretty much have everything so will make something similar: http://www.iga.net.au/igafresh/index.cfm?page_id=2528&TempLeve11_PageID=2351.  Hopefully it'll be alright.

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Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 22, 2010, 11:00:54 PM
Vegetarian night for Mr. and Mrs. Gundam. We're making a farro salad with asparagus, snap peas, red onions and feta with an olive oil/red wine vinegar dressing.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on March 22, 2010, 11:04:15 PM
The most fun way to cook, IMHO.

Awesome, I like that way of cooking too even though I'm not very experienced.

I'm doing the same with my mushrooms. I normally make something with mushrooms, bacon, cream and pasta but I have no cream.  I found this simple recipe and I pretty much have everything so will make something similar: http://www.iga.net.au/igafresh/index.cfm?page_id=2528&TempLeve11_PageID=2351.  Hopefully it'll be alright.


If you have butter, milk and some flour, you could make a bechamel sauce and use that as a base for a mushroom sauce. This will open the doors to lasagne!
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Post by: Bildi on March 22, 2010, 11:27:50 PM
I have those things!  I never made bechamel sauce so I will give it a shot.  Thanks dude. :-*
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Post by: Cormacaroni on March 22, 2010, 11:30:25 PM
pro-tips:

sift the flour to avoid lumps
get the butter at room temp first
use a spatula and mix like crazy

I don't measure at all when making this, which is kind of heretical, just keep adding more flour or more milk until it's right. But you really have to watch it to stop it getting lumpy. I'm sure there are tons of youtube vids on how to do it.
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Post by: Bildi on March 22, 2010, 11:43:26 PM
I'm not sure if I have plain flour, I think I only have corn flour - would that be OK?
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Post by: Cormacaroni on March 22, 2010, 11:51:22 PM
Don't ask me - never cooked with the stuff. I think Genghis would break out the horse cock on you if he heard you were using that though.
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Post by: Bildi on March 23, 2010, 12:02:26 AM
I don't know much about corn flour vs plain flour but I had a look online, and it seems it should be OK.  Thanks for the tips!
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Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2010, 01:15:47 AM
post pics!
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Post by: Fresh Prince on March 23, 2010, 01:17:16 AM
No don't he was mean to you!
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Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2010, 01:19:49 AM
tough love!

now show us your 'bechamel sauce' Bildi  :-*
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Post by: Bildi on March 23, 2010, 01:51:21 AM
I love eb, nobody's ever been truly mean to me here. :heartbeat

I will be posting pics of what I concoct, it'll be sometime in the next few days.  It has to be, or my mushrooms will go all icky. :yuck
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Post by: CrystalGemini on March 23, 2010, 08:04:50 AM
Blah blah blah.  Tired.  Food pics here:
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs458.ash1/25184_656867540628_60710639_36588150_6592293_n.jpg)
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs438.snc3/25184_656867545618_60710639_36588151_7898977_n.jpg)
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Post by: Dickie Dee on March 23, 2010, 01:34:32 PM
Made some Tandoori Chicken last night (no pics) - pretty simple, just a few dollops of yogourt and a spoon of tandoori paste in a bag with some chicken thighs left overnight. BBQ'd them the next day. Soooo good.

Next time I might try a Butter Chicken sauce to put it in.
'
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 23, 2010, 07:35:54 PM
Anyone know a good way to "cut" wasabi to make it not so strong? The stuff that comes with the sushi I buy is very good, but they never seem to give us enough. So I bought some at the store today and this shit is f'n nuclear in the tiniest amount.  :-X
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Post by: Fresh Prince on March 23, 2010, 07:42:55 PM
Mayonnaise?
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Post by: Rman on March 23, 2010, 08:45:07 PM
Anyone know a good way to "cut" wasabi to make it not so strong? The stuff that comes with the sushi I buy is very good, but they never seem to give us enough. So I bought some at the store today and this shit is f'n nuclear in the tiniest amount.  :-X
If you're using instant ''wasabi'' you're probably adding too little liquid to the powder.  I would add more.  I used quotation marks because real wasabi is actually very expensive and not as a abrasive as ''wasabi'' powder.  Expensive sushi joints usually serve real wasabi.
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Post by: etiolate on March 23, 2010, 08:54:06 PM
Blah blah blah.  Tired.  Food pics here:
(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs458.ash1/25184_656867540628_60710639_36588150_6592293_n.jpg)
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs438.snc3/25184_656867545618_60710639_36588151_7898977_n.jpg)


(http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs515.snc3/27029_506980796187_192600143_30203286_1028303_n.jpg)

Tea marinated chicken skewers.
Asparagus
Tokyo radishes (a little honey and dill on them)
Mushroom tops stuffed with blackberries and jack cheese.
Greek Caviar and toast
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Post by: Fresh Prince on March 23, 2010, 08:57:58 PM
Somebody explain this cheese and fruit thing  :yuck
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Post by: etiolate on March 23, 2010, 09:03:08 PM
cheese and fruit is nomnom
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Post by: Rman on March 23, 2010, 09:56:29 PM
Somebody explain this cheese and fruit thing  :yuck
Contrast of flavors--the sweetness of the fruit being foiled by saltiness of the cheese.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2010, 09:59:21 PM
Figs and blue cheese and wine, oh my fucking GAWD. Or strawberries and mascarpone, lush.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on March 23, 2010, 11:01:29 PM
I've only had those premade ones- they are awful. Maybe that where it went wrong.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on March 23, 2010, 11:20:50 PM
Premade fruit and cheese? Do you buy premade toast as well?
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Post by: Fresh Prince on March 23, 2010, 11:33:33 PM
You know the deal some you see at some dinner party and it like what's this arghh
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Post by: Bildi on March 23, 2010, 11:35:20 PM
When I was a kid I liked cheese & raspberry jam on bread.  Haven't had it in yonks, I think I'd still like it.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on March 23, 2010, 11:38:44 PM
I used to eat jam and ham sandwhiches, smh.
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Post by: Barry Egan on March 23, 2010, 11:43:32 PM
I had mayo sandwiches alot as a kid.  And I would only put ketchup on my 'spetti. 
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Post by: Rman on March 24, 2010, 02:45:03 AM
I loved mayo and tomato sandwiches as a kid.  I'd slice the tomatoes thick and season the slices with salt.  So good.
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Post by: Bildi on March 24, 2010, 03:37:47 AM
I love mayo, but even tomatoes on toast with something like lemon pepper is yummy.

There ain't nothin' like a really, really, really good tomato.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on March 24, 2010, 03:49:13 AM
Yeah, a bakery nearby started selling organic tomatoes for a couple of bucks EACH recently. We were appalled until we tasted their pizza toast, which is just those tomatoes and some cheese and tastes better than most upscale pizza joints. Now we pony up the cash for real tomaters, no regrets. Even one slice makes a sandwich sing, vs supermarket tomatoes which are basically just watery mush by comparison.
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Post by: brawndolicious on March 24, 2010, 03:49:54 AM
I think tomatoes and lemons are the only traditional* fruits that I like.

*not corn, cucumbers, etc.
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 24, 2010, 12:18:49 PM
Anyone know a good way to "cut" wasabi to make it not so strong? The stuff that comes with the sushi I buy is very good, but they never seem to give us enough. So I bought some at the store today and this shit is f'n nuclear in the tiniest amount.  :-X
If you're using instant ''wasabi'' you're probably adding too little liquid to the powder.  I would add more.  I used quotation marks because real wasabi is actually very expensive and not as a abrasive as ''wasabi'' powder.  Expensive sushi joints usually serve real wasabi.
It came in a tube so it's pre-made. Not a powder.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 01, 2010, 12:53:13 PM
Made some delicious strawberry pancakes today.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/P1010617-1.jpg)

1 1/2 cups flour
3 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1 tablespoon white sugar
1 teaspoon salt 

Mix all of your dry ingredients together in a large mixing bowl.

1 1/3 cups of milk
3 tablespoons of melted butter
1 egg
1 teaspoon of vanilla extract

Make an indentation in the dry ingredients and start pouring in the wet stuff.  Most recipes won't tell you to use vanilla extract in pancakes, and that's because they're GAY.  Makes it taste awesomer.  Beat using a mixer until everything is uniform.  Take a ladle and scoop out a nice sized pancake on a hot skillet or griddle after you spray it down with some non-stick spray.  After you've got it in there you can put fruit, chocolate chips or whatever you want in the pancake.  Flip the fucker after you see bubbles in the pancake, but wait until there are a bunch.  Repeat until the batter is gone/you have enough fuckin' pancakes.  Recipe above makes about six big ass pancakes- I usually use half of it and refrigerate the other half in a tupperware container to use the next day.  Keeps just fine, but if you do that mix in just a little bit of milk or water the next time you use it to loosen the batter up.
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Post by: etiolate on April 01, 2010, 09:02:10 PM
nomnom

Did you put anything on top? Syrup? Or just eat them as is?
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Post by: Cormacaroni on April 07, 2010, 12:33:13 AM
After fucking around with several recipes, I finally got serious and did a hardcore proper French baguette. This is not your mushy supermarket shit packed with instant yeast. I used special medium-ground flour, a tiny amount of yeast and let it raise for almost 2 days, then steam-baked it. I can't believe how well it turned out, frankly. I've made baguettes dozens of times but always in a half-assed way with lots of yeast and a quick raise, no steam, and using standard flour.

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4058/4496654753_791cf83e15_b.jpg)

Also took a crack at brining for the first time. This is pork tenderloin, brined (i.e. marinated in water, some salt and sugar) for >12hrns, seared in a Dutch oven, and oven-roasted for about 20 mins. Really simple seasoning - just salt, pepper and some lemon.

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4061/4496659015_72cd73758e_b.jpg)

I turned these into a kick-ass sandwich for lunch, just added some Dijon mustard and lettuce (all the lettuce does is separate the mustard from the bread, preventing it from getting soggy).

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4022/4499075750_8ff585294d.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2756/4499077766_0bc2ef7f2f.jpg)
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Post by: BlueTsunami on April 13, 2010, 03:18:46 PM
Just went to this grill and had Mushroom Stuffed Chicken. Oh man... oh man

Quote
Mushroom Stuffed Chicken

Organic chicken breast grilled, split and stuffed with a buttery mushroom duxelle. Served over rice pilaf and drizzled with a caramelized onion and garlic cream sauce

The mushroom duxelle, I could drink it if they served up in a cup.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on April 13, 2010, 08:47:16 PM
No pics?   :(
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Post by: BlueTsunami on April 13, 2010, 09:25:20 PM
Nope, I had my camera with me too!  :'(

I was planning on taking a picture but then I ate a bit of the chicken, rice and zucchini and just pigged out
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Post by: TEEEPO on April 14, 2010, 01:13:10 AM
After fucking around with several recipes, I finally got serious and did a hardcore proper French baguette. This is not your mushy supermarket shit packed with instant yeast. I used special medium-ground flour, a tiny amount of yeast and let it raise for almost 2 days, then steam-baked it. I can't believe how well it turned out, frankly. I've made baguettes dozens of times but always in a half-assed way with lots of yeast and a quick raise, no steam, and using standard flour.

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4058/4496654753_791cf83e15_b.jpg)

recipe plz
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Post by: Cormacaroni on April 14, 2010, 02:51:56 AM
The recipe is incredibly simple but the cooking instructions were two pages, double spaced with lots of pics. I wish I could just scan it but it's all in japanese. If you already basically know how to bake bread, I can just give you the ingredients and some tips if you need 'em.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on April 14, 2010, 07:34:15 PM
it was delicious, but not so delicious as the tiniest scrap of epicurian praise from Genghis :bow

Any tips on freezing this stuff, btw? It's pretty much the only way i'll be able to enjoy it first thing in the morning, unless I get up at 2am. I tried baking a few loaves halfway, then wrapping in cling film and freezing in a freezer bag, and baking again. It came out pretty well but a bit hard. I'm now thinking maybe I should just have baked as normal, let it cool, then froze what I wasn't going to eat right away.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on April 15, 2010, 12:02:01 AM
btw, I really want to try making sourdough, mainly for health reasons. Just haven't been able to find anywhere here that sells the starter.
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Post by: Brehvolution on April 24, 2010, 10:00:42 PM
My try at chicken pad thai.(incoming cell phone pic shenanigans)

Added some oil and a beaten egg. Then way to much chicken. I could have gotten away with half of this.
(http://i39.tinypic.com/2q3rlw6.jpg)


Add rice noodles that were in a 25 minute hot soak.
(http://i39.tinypic.com/y2h44.jpg)


Add some bean sprouts and pad thai sauce I got in the pad thai kit.(:shh)
(http://i39.tinypic.com/1z172ia.jpg)


Garnish with fresh cilantro.
(http://i40.tinypic.com/2cp4aaf.jpg)

I thought it would be spicier. It was good but it just lacked something.

And no, I guess we don't have a wok anymore.  :-\



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Post by: CrystalGemini on April 24, 2010, 10:26:25 PM
Fish sauce?  Maybe some lime?

OH.  Bean sprouts (different kind than the ones you used):
(http://www.justphoyou.com/images/beansprouts.jpg)
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Post by: Brehvolution on April 24, 2010, 10:55:58 PM
Thanks for the advice.  :-*

I've never seen those kind in my grocery store. What are they called?

My wife finished her plate so that is all that matters to me.  :lol
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Post by: brawndolicious on April 24, 2010, 11:00:38 PM
I had a bunch of egg whites and no impulse control so I made some meringue cookies, which are just basically egg whites and sugar.

Before:
(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h120/fallingsilo/P112028511.jpg)

After:
(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h120/fallingsilo/P112317471.jpg)

I did add a subtle amount of chocolate chips.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on April 25, 2010, 12:06:22 AM
Thanks for the advice.  :-*

I've never seen those kind in my grocery store. What are they called?

My wife finished her plate so that is all that matters to me.  :lol

Google tells me they are called "mung" bean sprouts.  You can get them at any asian grocery store or Chinatown.  If you live in Washington, California, Nevada or Texas you can get them at Ranch 99.  :)

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Post by: CrystalGemini on April 28, 2010, 05:01:58 AM
I made a bacon lentil soup yesterday and let it stew overnight.  SOOOOOO GOOOOOD....  I used bacon, green lentils, great northern white beans, black eyed peas, green split peas, yellow split peas, carrots, onion, celery, parsley and chicken stock.

No pics sorry.   :(
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Post by: CrystalGemini on May 11, 2010, 06:49:45 AM
I made a bacon lentil soup yesterday and let it stew overnight.  SOOOOOO GOOOOOD....  I used bacon, green lentils, great northern white beans, black eyed peas, green split peas, yellow split peas, carrots, onion, celery, parsley and chicken stock.

No pics sorry.   :(

Made it again and took pics this time!
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs323.ash1/28319_667445217878_60710639_36890323_528013_n.jpg)

Bonus food pics just for fun:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs323.ash1/28319_667445227858_60710639_36890325_5114578_n.jpg)
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 11, 2010, 09:16:10 AM
:drool

Are those mushrooms or eggplant in that last pic?
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Post by: CrystalGemini on May 11, 2010, 05:32:19 PM
:drool

Are those mushrooms or eggplant in that last pic?

It is eggplant.

That bacon lentil soup looks like erwtensoep. :o

IT DOES.  :o
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Post by: Dickie Dee on May 13, 2010, 09:48:56 AM
Just want to thank whoever in this thread mentioned the salt-curing steak method :bow2

I put a little twist on it and use Montreal Steak Spice, which is heavily salt but also some of the other flavors get imparted into the steak.
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Post by: Mupepe on May 13, 2010, 10:32:48 AM
I'm learning how to cook. I made mushroom soup last time by a recipe from a book by Mark Bittman. I dunno, man. It wasn't spectacular. There's this mushroom soup thing in a can, and I want to make it with that kind of taste. The recipe I did was basically a different kind of mushroom soup. It was all right though, considering the ingredients (it was vegan I think).
what did you use?  The canned ones generally use a shitton of cream.

I made spam and ramen noodles last night.  i was originally planning chicken alfredo :lol

so today when I go home for lunch I'm going to throw some chicken in a crock pot with mushrooms, garlic, bell peppers and onions.  then when I get home I'm making alfredo from scratch.  yum yum.
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Post by: etiolate on May 13, 2010, 01:54:05 PM
Hungarian mushroom soup mmmm
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 14, 2010, 10:00:07 PM
Sounds amazing. :drool

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Post by: Rman on May 15, 2010, 07:18:26 PM
Stock is mega easy.  Bones, water, aromatics-carrots, onion, celery, bring to a boil, simmer, and reduce, reduce, reduce.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on May 15, 2010, 09:52:59 PM
That prep table is so bad-ass. very jealous.

Dumplings are a household staple here in Japan, obviously. It's a great family activity, taking a huge bowl of the meat/cabbage filling and making hundreds of the things. They freeze very well so everyone makes extra.
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Post by: Barry Egan on May 16, 2010, 10:57:28 PM
challah :drool
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Post by: Mupepe on May 17, 2010, 10:35:17 AM
last night I made a steak the way cohen described it earlier in the thread.

room temp, oven for 25 minutes, seared on each side for about 2 minutes.  Fuck it was amazing.
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Post by: Mupepe on May 17, 2010, 04:13:52 PM
I'm doing it again tonight, but cutting it into strips after and having fucking beef tacos. 
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Post by: Mupepe on May 17, 2010, 04:14:50 PM
Also, I decided to keep it really simple.  I got some salt on my hands and just rubbed it over the outside of the steak and I was surprised at how brilliant it tasted.  I did it like less than 30 seconds before throwing it in the oven.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on May 17, 2010, 09:09:50 PM
About that Cohen - how would you cook a super-fatty steak, like the kuroge wagyu stuff we get here in Japan? You can't really sear it for more than 30 secs if you want it rare. How long would you give it in the oven, and what kind of temp?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 17, 2010, 10:57:56 PM
I bought some oyster sauce yesterday. I had been making fried rice using soy sauce, mixed veggies, onions, mushrooms, eggs, garlic pepper, salt, and veggie oil. Tasted alright but wasn't what I was trying to get. Hopefully the oyster sauce helps, and I'm gonna use fresh chopped carrots instead of mixed veggies.

any tips on making fried rice?
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Post by: Rman on May 18, 2010, 02:05:18 AM
Sure, PD.

-It should be made with leftover rice or rice that's been cooked ahead.  This prevents clumping and even coating of the oil with the individual grains.  When you add the rice, break up the clumps, stirring them on occasion.  Cook until it browns.

-Use peanut oil or any neutral flavored oil, meaning no extra virgin olive oil.

-Add stock, red or white wine vinegar to rice, along with soy sauce of course.

-Don't cook your aromatics for too long.  It will kill their flavor.

Here's a basic recipe with everyday ingredients.  Once you master this, you can vary the aromatics, veggies and add meat.

-Add a quarter cup of peanut oil to non stick skillet and set the heat medium high.

-Add a cup of minced onions and cook for a few minutes.  Add 1 cup of bell pepper strips and cook for 8 minutes.  Pay attention here.  Cooking time varies with fried foods.

-Start adding rice in batches, about 3 to 4 cups of cooked rice will make a decent portion, as mentioned earlier, breaking up any lumps by stirring. And cook until brown for 10 minutes, stirring to prevent burning.

-Finish seasoning the rice with a couple shots of soy sauce and one of sesame sesame oil and give it a final stir.  Serve.

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Post by: CrystalGemini on May 18, 2010, 02:44:34 AM
I bought some oyster sauce yesterday. I had been making fried rice using soy sauce, mixed veggies, onions, mushrooms, eggs, garlic pepper, salt, and veggie oil. Tasted alright but wasn't what I was trying to get. Hopefully the oyster sauce helps, and I'm gonna use fresh chopped carrots instead of mixed veggies.

any tips on making fried rice?

Are you going for traditional or fake Chinese version?

Link if you don't know what fake Chinese food is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Chinese_cuisine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Chinese_cuisine)
Quote
In the nineteenth century, Chinese restaurateurs developed US Chinese cuisine when they modified their food to suit a more Western palate. First catering to railroad workers, restaurants were established in towns where Chinese food was completely unknown. These restaurant workers adapted to using local ingredients and catered to their customers' tastes. Dishes on the menu were often given numbers, and often a roll and butter were offered on the side.
In the process, chefs invented dishes such as General Tso's Chicken. As a result, they developed a style of Chinese food not found in China. Restaurants (along with Chinese laundries) provided an ethnic niche for small businesses at a time when Chinese were excluded from most jobs in the wage economy by racial discrimination or lack of language fluency.



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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2010, 04:56:57 AM
Fake shit is all I know apparently. Some tips of the real stuff would be appreciated as well
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Post by: CrystalGemini on May 18, 2010, 05:59:37 AM
Traditional fried rice usually doesn't have carrots, onions or soy sauce.  Green onions yes. 

You always make sure your wok is super hot before putting anything in.  Lightly coat the wok with oil (we just use normal vegetable oil) then wait a few seconds for it to heat up.  My mom taught me a way of testing the heat by dipping a chopstick (or fork) in the beaten egg then dipping it in the hot oil.  If it starts to sizzle it is ready.    We season the oil with cloves of smashed garlic and ginger - leaving it in the oil for the flavors to release first. 

It's also really important to get the mixture of egg and rice correct - everybody has their own method.  I fry the rice first (constant stirring/movement in the wok is key with the high heat) then when it's done I form a crater in the middle with the rice and throw the beaten egg into it.  Stir the egg and rice quickly until it's partly done then add the rest of the ingredients (I use cha siew and/or lumps of chicken I cooked up beforehand) with the chopped green onion last.  If you decide to use chicken make sure you chop the meat into little lumps when it is still raw THEN cook it. Never the other way around.

Again everybody has their own system!  My mom likes to fry the egg first, then the rice, then everything else.  I just like how the rice helps "break" the eggs.  The important thing is to keep everything moving all the time.

Note: Cha siu is a Chinese barbecued pork:
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You can get it at any Chinese BBQ place (look for hanging roasted animals at the front window).  :drool
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Post by: etiolate on May 19, 2010, 07:07:26 PM
Made a Capri salad for a Shavuot picnic. No pics, but I used lemon basil and purple basil for the greens. Never used purple basil before. Hoping it will be nomnom.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on May 26, 2010, 08:01:09 PM
La-di-da
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Post by: Fresh Prince on May 26, 2010, 08:29:52 PM
Rice is where it's at.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 26, 2010, 08:31:04 PM
I like rice so much my grandma calls me More Rice :rock
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Post by: Fresh Prince on May 26, 2010, 08:36:01 PM
Exactly.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 26, 2010, 08:40:21 PM
I like rich so much my grandma calls me More Rice :rock
smh

Rice is fucking easy, japafags.
omg  :(

Making bread sounds too hard. Rice is where it's at
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Post by: Cormacaroni on May 27, 2010, 12:25:58 AM
Awesome work, Cohen.

Sadly I have sworn off bread for the most part, just as I got good at baking :(
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Post by: Mupepe on May 27, 2010, 10:50:00 AM
I made chicken tacos last night.

I got some lemon peppered chicken thighs and baked them.  Then I pulled the chicken and did a little frying and then i got some raw tortillas, cooked them up and threw in some requeson cheese and I was in fucking heaven.
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Post by: tiesto on May 29, 2010, 05:01:56 PM
^ that bread looks droolworthy. :drool
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Post by: Cormacaroni on May 30, 2010, 10:43:45 PM
Genghis - if you have clear (glass) measuring bowls, use them for the raises and use post-its or something to mark the levels of rise. Much more reliable than going by times or eyeballing.

Although you appear to be doing fine on your own :drool

I got a Le Creuset cocotte rondo a few weeks back - been making soups and stews non-stop. Love that thing. I slow-cooked some beef the other day for 3hrs in the oven and the smell almost drove me mad.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on May 30, 2010, 10:53:52 PM
Here is my attempt at doing 'Genghis Cohen Steak' :lol

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3391/4631211043_0c46c3942b.jpg)

I was very worried about this drying out in the oven, 'cause it's very fatty (wagyu). I gave it only 20 mins in the oven at 275, then seared it on a molten skillet for about 30 secs a side. Garlic mushrooms on the side.

For mah Paleo-eatin' homies, here are the other sides - tomato soup, broccoli + avocado in homemade olive oil mayonaisse, sauteed spinach and some (leftover) stir-fry stuff:

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4024/4631211685_9f002f258a.jpg)
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Post by: Rman on May 31, 2010, 11:49:24 PM
Steak looks fantastic! It's very difficult too dry out a fatty piece of meat at 275.  That looks like a 1 1/2 to 2 inch thick steak as well. 

Are you fan of seafood, Cormac?  I ask because of the recipe swap idea you had.  I have tons of seafood recipes.  I'm a big fish eater. 
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Post by: Cormacaroni on May 31, 2010, 11:57:25 PM
Hell yeah! I had a salmon meuniere + green salad for lunch the other day.

I eat seafood at least 3 or 4 times a week. We have a great seafood grill near our place so we eat that a lot. I need to get more adventurous in cooking it myself - I usually stick to packaged stuff. I have plenty of cookbooks that show how to scale and dress the fish etc, just haven't gotten around to trying my hand at it yet. I will try any recipe you post if I can get the ingredients here.
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Post by: Rman on June 01, 2010, 12:03:01 AM
Yucatan Shrimp:  I got this from the NYTimes magazine recently.  Amazing! Great for the summer.

4   tablespoons unsalted butter

1   large clove garlic, minced

Juice of two large limes

1   tablespoon Indonesian sambal (preferably sambal oelek, by Huy Fong, though sriracha will work as well)

Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste

1   pound large, fresh, shell-on shrimp

1   teaspoon jalapeńo, seeded and chopped (optional)

2   tablespoons chopped cilantro.

1.   In a small saucepan set over low heat, melt 1 tablespoon of butter. Add the garlic and cook, stirring for 2 minutes.

2.   Add remaining 3 tablespoons butter to saucepan. When it melts, stir in the lime juice, chili sauce, salt and pepper. Turn off the heat and allow the sauce to rest.

3.   Bring a large pot of well-salted water to a boil. Add the shrimp and cook for 2 minutes or until they are just firm and pink. Do not overcook. Drain into a colander and shake over the sink to remove excess moisture.

4.   In a large bowl, toss the shrimp and chili sauce. Add jalapeńo, if desired, sprinkle with cilantro and toss again. Serves 4, messily. Adapted from Greg Nelson at Doc Ford’s Sanibel Rum Bar and Grille, Sanibel Island, Fla.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 01, 2010, 02:47:33 AM
Hungry now!
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 01, 2010, 11:01:42 AM
RMan - here's the salmon meuniere and salad combo I mentioned. Great little light lunch.

In the interest of making it more Paleo-friendly, I resisted the urge to dust in flour and just seasoned instead. Am I being too picky?

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4063/4659640017_ee6569ee96_b.jpg)
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 01, 2010, 11:14:50 AM
Also made some rather awesome beef stew a few days back.

I slow-cooked the meat in the oven for 3hrs-plus inside the LeCreuset, then transferred to another (bigger) pot with a bunch of other veggies. This is just onions, tomatoes, garlic, red wine, beef stock and seasoning...and lots of kuroge wagyu stewing beef that had been marinating in red wine and garlic.

It smelled so freakin' good when I took the lid off, I almost broke down and ate it right there. Well, I did eat a bit of course, just to confirm that the beef was indeed forkably tender. But it was worth adding the extra veggies (pumpkin, carrots, onions, and these awesome daikokumoto shimeji mushrooms that are currently in season).

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4035/4659647741_7b83e2d930_b.jpg)

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Post by: Brehvolution on June 01, 2010, 01:28:46 PM
wagyulicious :drool
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Post by: Mupepe on June 01, 2010, 04:23:55 PM
hey sweet cheeks,

any good recipes for lamb chops?

Thanks,
sweeter cheeks.
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Post by: tiesto on June 01, 2010, 07:02:41 PM
hey sweet cheeks,

any good recipes for lamb chops?

Thanks,
sweeter cheeks.

I take 2 lamb chops, squeeze a half a lemon on them, add a bit of red wine vinegar, then sprinkle salt, pepper, and rosemary on top. Then grill. Seems to work out pretty well, considering I'm not much of a cook.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 01, 2010, 08:40:33 PM
hey sweet cheeks,

any good recipes for lamb chops?

Thanks,
sweeter cheeks.

Do you know how to brine? Basically you just make up a mixture of salt, water and a little sugar and marinate in that for a while. Plenty of guides on the web. It makes the drier cuts in particular a lot better. Anyway, brine if you can.

Anyway, here's a few pork chop dishes. The basic prep is the same. Brine if you have time, then
season w/salt & pepper and any other herbs you like,
get them to room temp,
make a few incisions in the fat (the aim is to slice the tendons so the chops don't curl up in the pan, which looks nice but leads to very uneven cooking)
dust with flour (to keep the juices in)
cook one side for 2-3 mins on medium heat or until golden
turn over, lower the heat and cook for 2 more mins

Then make your sauce, using the juices in the pan.


Pork chops, eggplant and marinara sauce

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4045/4547862500_025c8b8331_b.jpg)

I think I posted this one already ITT:

Pork chops w/mushroom and mustard cream sauce

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4041/4410106385_18df360931_b.jpg)

For the first, I just fried the eggplant in olive oil and dumped in some leftover marinara sauce.

For the second, I deglazed the pan I'd cooked the chops (and mushrooms) in with some white wine, added some cream and a spoonful of Dijon mustard. Let it reduce on very low heat (because you do NOT want the cream to separate - you can ruin this in seconds on high heat if you're not careful).
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Post by: Mupepe on June 02, 2010, 11:37:50 AM
Wow that looks amazing!  I'll let you know how it goes tonight. :)
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Post by: CrystalGemini on June 03, 2010, 01:59:21 AM
I made lamb chops too!  :drool

Made two marinades:

1. Balsamic vinegar, fresh chopped mint, salt and olive oil
2. (For tomorrow night)Tandoori marinade - cumin, turmeric, cayenne pepper, grated ginger, cinnamon, paprika, cloves, cardamom, black pepper and plain yogurt
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 03, 2010, 08:56:42 PM
Give us a sample! Is there a lot of organ meat and such?
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 04, 2010, 11:49:25 AM
I could have sworn you said "vegetarian cuisine" - must be my eyesight...
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Post by: Rman on June 04, 2010, 01:58:12 PM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519QPHGH9RL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg)

I got this today.  It's considered the first cookbook that is recognizable as a "cookbook" with ingredient amounts and cooking times and such.  It was translated by a friend and he says a lot of it is still able to be cooked, if you can find the ingredients.
Nice. I remember reading about that book in Bill Buford's Heat.  Italians, specifically Romans are considered the progenitors of high end cuisine, however, due to some complicated history, the French get the credit, mostly because the codified their cuisine

Italy>France.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on June 05, 2010, 01:29:17 AM
Second time grilling completely on my own and wanted to try my hand at tandoori lamb chops.  Turned out well (for me :lol ) - definitely room for improvement but I'm really happy that I didn't burn the house or the tree next to my house down. :lol

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs286.snc3/27976_675848397838_60710639_37128259_5890261_n.jpg)
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 05, 2010, 11:01:14 AM
ugh, i want a grill now. or a tandoor oven.
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Post by: Mupepe on June 13, 2010, 04:25:48 PM
I'm getting a grill next weekend for father's day! I cant wait

But today I got a Cuisinart convection breadmaker. I know by hand is better but I'm too lazy when it comed to bread. I'd rather buy a fresh baked loaf. But its 30 bucks from a Dillard's that's closing and seeems to get pretty good reviews. Ill bake my first loaf tonight and post pics.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on June 17, 2010, 01:12:44 AM
Weekend NOM-fest!

@ Rick's Dessert Diner in Sacramento
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@ My BBQ Spot in Sacramento
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etiolate made me lunch w/ some fresh veggies from the garden:
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"Burger" joint in Santa Cruz - shakes were definitely not worth the $4 for the size:
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Made OnkelC's tarragon pork tenderloin recipe:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs634.snc3/31836_678688516218_60710639_37220593_1139818_n.jpg)

FARMER'S MARKET!!!  :drool
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(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs100.snc4/36387_678879787908_60710639_37225388_478364_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs120.snc4/36387_678879752978_60710639_37225385_1896961_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs100.snc4/36387_678879757968_60710639_37225386_844448_n.jpg)
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Dining alfresco:
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(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs120.snc4/36387_678884693078_60710639_37225550_3034176_n.jpg)
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Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Brehvolution on June 17, 2010, 08:56:57 AM
All over my face :drool
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Post by: Mupepe on June 17, 2010, 09:00:00 AM
YOU SLUT!  YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FOODIE!  SHARE WITH ME!
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 17, 2010, 01:37:43 PM
Made homemade pizza dough last night, threw it on the grill and then topped it with arugula, heirloom tomatoes, balsamic and extra virgin olive oil.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 17, 2010, 02:01:08 PM
My wife did beer braised chicken with fingerling potatoes, carrots and turnips last week. Everything was either from our garden or the local farmer's market. It was incredible.
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Post by: Mupepe on June 17, 2010, 02:08:13 PM
anybody just have some good bread recipes?  I mean, whatever.  I've been making a lot of french bread.  really easy, really delicious.  i've started making sweet breads too :teehee
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: tiesto on June 17, 2010, 04:39:13 PM
CG, is that dill you topped the squash/zucchini with?
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Post by: CrystalGemini on June 17, 2010, 10:02:54 PM
CG, is that dill you topped the squash/zucchini with?

It's actually etiolate's recipe and yes it is dill! :) I think he used a balsamic and olive oil marinade too but I'm not totally sure...

CG get to the Scott's Valley famer's market and get you some crepinettes from el Salchichero.  You won't be disappointed :drool

Oh wow I didn't know anything existed in Scotts Valley!  :lol  Have to check it out!

YOU SLUT!  YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FOODIE!  SHARE WITH ME!

YOU'RE NEVER ONLINE ANYMORE!  I am so not texting you all my food pictures!  And DUDE you're on my facebook!  There's all these pics and then some!  :duh
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Post by: etiolate on June 17, 2010, 10:18:31 PM
It's dill w. olive oil, but its better with honey and dill. The dill needs a sugar to bring out the flavor.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 17, 2010, 10:28:14 PM
We've got dill growing in our garden. Yum.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mupepe on June 18, 2010, 11:14:17 AM
YOU SLUT!  YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FOODIE!  SHARE WITH ME!

YOU'RE NEVER ONLINE ANYMORE!  I am so not texting you all my food pictures!  And DUDE you're on my facebook!  There's all these pics and then some!  :duh
...wow.  so that's how it's going to be?  I'm on aim like 6 hours a day now!  AND I DID THAT FOR YOU!  and DUDE I want you to come to texas and make me food!
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mupepe on June 18, 2010, 11:15:52 AM
Come to Texas and I'll take you here :)

(http://toutounation.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/salt-lick-bbq-pit3.jpg)
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 18, 2010, 08:47:37 PM
holy shit i just want to roll around on that pit, snapping wildly
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on June 18, 2010, 11:12:39 PM
Come to Texas and I'll take you here :)

(http://toutounation.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/salt-lick-bbq-pit3.jpg)

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU......  :o


So how much is a ticket to Houston these days anyway?
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: tiesto on June 19, 2010, 10:07:25 AM
It's dill w. olive oil, but its better with honey and dill. The dill needs a sugar to bring out the flavor.

Interesting... I usually use rosemary, garlic and olive oil when I cook zucchini/squash... will have to try it that way. Thanks!
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Post by: Barry Egan on June 19, 2010, 08:47:43 PM
hey Cheftestants - Is there a technique to "deseason" a cut of meat?  I think I went overboard with the dry rub on this hanger steak.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Rman on June 19, 2010, 09:51:19 PM
Come to Texas and I'll take you here :)

(http://toutounation.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/salt-lick-bbq-pit3.jpg)
There's this place in Houston where all they serve is meat, beer, and soda.  They give you white Wonder bread to sop up the meaty juices, but that's about it. 
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Post by: Mupepe on June 21, 2010, 11:04:55 AM

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU......  :o


So how much is a ticket to Houston these days anyway?
about 400 round trip.  but let's be serious, you're not leaving :-*

Come to Texas and I'll take you here :)

(http://toutounation.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/salt-lick-bbq-pit3.jpg)
There's this place in Houston where all they serve is meat, beer, and soda.  They give you white Wonder bread to sop up the meaty juices, but that's about it. 
where???  Rudy's kinda does this, but it's not an exclusive Houston place and they also have some amazing potato salad :omg
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 23, 2010, 08:17:35 PM
I employed Cohen's steak method but I also used the salt curing method before hand (making sure to rinse the salt off and pat the steak dry)....

(http://imgur.com/kTJCN.jpg)

It was definitely better than doing it in reverse and the lower heat being used in the oven allows you to not over or undershoot the cooking easily. I just need to buy a better cut of steak (always get the cheap stuff).

The potatoes are just regular oven roasted with an onion and garlic mixture. Balsamic vinaigrette on the salad.
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Post by: Mupepe on June 24, 2010, 10:54:45 AM
damn dude that looks good :drool
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 29, 2010, 02:09:57 PM
Gonna do a flank steak on the new gas grill tonight.

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Here's the marinade that I just threw the steak in. Fresh garlic, fresh ginger, fresh onions, brown sugar, soy sauce and black pepper.
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Post by: Brehvolution on June 29, 2010, 03:08:26 PM
:drool
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Post by: Barry Egan on June 29, 2010, 03:57:36 PM
:drool

Just stopped by Trader Joe's.  Choice items: White bean hummus dip with pita chips,  Roasted garlic and peppercorn pork loin.

(http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/white_bean_hummus(2).jpg)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Brehvolution on June 29, 2010, 04:44:42 PM
:bow Hummus

Horseradish hummus on roast beef in a pita = love
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 29, 2010, 09:19:41 PM
Some simple & healthy Paleo eatin', all homemade. Sup, Rman  :)

Salad with avocadoes, walnuts & figs and walnut oil vinaigrette (walnut oil is AWESOME, try it!)

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4095/4745608225_c6cca0a27b_z.jpg)

Salad with figs, apple and feta cheese, tomoto soup

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4095/4745604591_8699cff9dc_z.jpg)

Salmon, asparagus and fried egg:
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4073/4746245812_14e5cc6e9a_z.jpg)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Rman on June 29, 2010, 11:10:08 PM
Looks good! 

I've been doing a salad of feta, avocado, grilled chicken, and hard boiled eggs for lunch of late.  With a simple red wine vinaigrette.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 29, 2010, 11:23:07 PM
Have you played with the non-standard oils much? I currently have walnut, avocado and macadamia oil in the fridge, having lots of fun with them. They make a very nice change from olive in dressings but haven't tried frying etc with them.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 29, 2010, 11:29:04 PM
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee82/distantmantra/grillin.jpg)
Friends gave me their old giant gas grill, first time using it!

(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee82/distantmantra/dinner.jpg)
Flank steak with baked sweet potatoes topped with ricotta cheese, kale sauteed with balsamic and chile flakes, and pan-fried garlic.
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Post by: Rman on June 29, 2010, 11:55:02 PM
Have you played with the non-standard oils much? I currently have walnut, avocado and macadamia oil in the fridge, having lots of fun with them. They make a very nice change from olive in dressings but haven't tried frying etc with them.
Yeah I have.  I'm partial to hazelnut myself.  I do a lot of salads, so keeping them interesting by varying the oils and acids.  Plus certain oils have different textural components.  I sometimes use melted butter for warm salads.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 03, 2010, 07:00:06 PM
I just cooked some steak again but this time using a sirloin cut (no bone in, so butt steak :teehee). Used Cohen's method again and OH.MY.GOD. It was extremely flavorful and extremely tender (the texture was just a level above chicken as far as chewability).
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Post by: OnkelC on July 04, 2010, 02:19:24 PM
Simple Pizza with prosciutto and mushrooms:
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i216/OnkelC/Restaurant/MilanoPadella.jpg)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 05, 2010, 09:23:45 AM
Made the wife's favorite pavlova for her birthday. Chocolate base, with cream, strawberries, raspberries, blueberries and chocolate topping. There's a little bit of balsamico in the base to give it a bit of a kick. I shouldn't be eating this sugary shit at all but, sigh, the sacrifices we make for those we love.

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4136/4763905752_b5b2e13088_z.jpg)
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Post by: naff on July 08, 2010, 11:15:23 PM
Damn that's a pretty hot Pav Cormac, I made one just now in the classic kiwi style with lemon curd cream and kiwifruit topping

(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4138/4775704181_e19d407763_m.jpg)

Melts in your mouth :drool

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Seriously, it's just egg whites, sugar and cream  :lol
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Post by: The Sceneman on July 08, 2010, 11:36:10 PM
there had better be some of that left when I get home! :punch

Also did you snap a pic of my Go West record for your avatar? :lol
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Post by: naff on July 08, 2010, 11:39:50 PM
there had better be some of that left when I get home! :punch

Also did you snap a pic of my Go West record for your avatar? :lol

Yuh huh. Saw the cover then googled it, that guy is hot.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: The Sceneman on July 08, 2010, 11:40:42 PM
King of Wishful Thinking baybee
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 10, 2010, 01:25:34 AM
Not a cooking post per se, but I feel that this is probably the only place on the Bore that would appreciate it.

Went to Bin 941 up in Vancouver, BC tonight for my wedding anniversary.

1. Goat cheese, house dried tomato salsa, Navajo fry bread.
2. Flank steak, cinnamon chilli rub, maple syrup chipotle glaze, black pepper pommes frites.
3. Duck breast, fingerling potato hash, truffle oil, haricot vert, port cranberry jus.
4. Angus beef shortrib, cauliflower goat cheese puree, peppercorn cabernet jus, crimini spinach salad.
5. Cheesecake, strawberry rhubarb compote.

OMG as usual.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on July 11, 2010, 03:43:30 AM
Been having a crazy craving for pho and spring rolls the last couple weeks (I'm usually not a huge fan of spring rolls).  We tried this place out recommended by my sister and it was pretty good stuff.  Decided to get a lotus salad instead of spring rolls since we've never had it before.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs017.ash2/34194_685394018338_60710639_37421421_4532611_n.jpg)

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(You are not mistaken.  There is no cilantro.  Fuck cilantro.)

Man that hit the spot.  :9
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 11, 2010, 04:07:30 AM
tried this
[youtube=560,345]ObBss94n3gI[/youtube]

I didn't have the japanese bread crumbs so I used italian ones, came out wonderfully. Tasted a lot better than my deep fried ones, which never seem to work
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Post by: Mupepe on July 12, 2010, 10:50:41 AM
Not a cooking post per se, but I feel that this is probably the only place on the Bore that would appreciate it.

Went to Bin 941 up in Vancouver, BC tonight for my wedding anniversary.

1. Goat cheese, house dried tomato salsa, Navajo fry bread.
2. Flank steak, cinnamon chilli rub, maple syrup chipotle glaze, black pepper pommes frites.
3. Duck breast, fingerling potato hash, truffle oil, haricot vert, port cranberry jus.
4. Angus beef shortrib, cauliflower goat cheese puree, peppercorn cabernet jus, crimini spinach salad.
5. Cheesecake, strawberry rhubarb compote.

OMG as usual.
:drool

The wife got a recipe Friday night that she wanted to try out.

Salted and peppered some pork chops and put a little olive oil in a pan and fried them on medium for 7 minutes on each side.  Good stuff of course.  But the amazing part was that the recipe called to cook up some pineapple with bits of jalapeno in it.  FUCK!  that shit was so good.  Slightly spicy pineapple is fucking amazing.  She made some jasmine rice and the pork chops and put the pineapple on top.  It was fucking awesome.

last night I made some French bread and then we boiled a couple of eggs and made a few pieces of bacon.  then we made sandwiches from the bread, egg and bacon.  God it was so good.
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Post by: Barry Egan on July 14, 2010, 11:01:25 PM
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc156/Chipopo1234/DPP_0076.jpg)

Can't beat a classic.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 15, 2010, 12:57:53 AM
Only here is semen on crackers considered a classic.  smh

:rofl

Don't finish last!
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on July 21, 2010, 10:42:47 PM
Making moussaka.  Stock photos from my archives but you get the picture:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs215.snc1/8229_614781601188_60710639_35355027_234989_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs215.snc1/8229_614780094208_60710639_35354999_7547693_n.jpg)
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Post by: tiesto on July 21, 2010, 11:03:25 PM
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee82/distantmantra/grillin.jpg)
Friends gave me their old giant gas grill, first time using it!


I know it's been a few weeks but do you remember what kinda marinade you used for the flank steak? I do a lot of flank steaks myself - usually with a crushed red pepper/black pepper/teriyaki sauce/worcestershire sauce/salt marinade.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: bagofeyes on July 21, 2010, 11:21:59 PM
how do I make a hamburger? is it just mince and onion?
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 21, 2010, 11:37:55 PM
Uh get some ground chuck (healthier than ground beef), mix it with some minced onions and peppers, add some A1 sauce, form a patty, then cook until it's done?
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Post by: cool breeze on July 22, 2010, 12:17:29 AM
Making moussaka.  Stock photos from my archives but you get the picture:
[IMG]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs215.snc1/8229_614781601188_60710639_35355027_234989_n.jpg[/img
[IMG]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs215.snc1/8229_614780094208_60710639_35354999_7547693_n.jpg[/img

That looks great. 

Moussaka  :drool first time I had it was when I started to like eggplant.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 22, 2010, 01:09:58 AM
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee82/distantmantra/grillin.jpg)
Friends gave me their old giant gas grill, first time using it!


I know it's been a few weeks but do you remember what kinda marinade you used for the flank steak? I do a lot of flank steaks myself - usually with a crushed red pepper/black pepper/teriyaki sauce/worcestershire sauce/salt marinade.

Fresh garlic, fresh ginger, fresh green onions, brown sugar, soy sauce and black pepper.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on July 22, 2010, 01:43:15 AM
Uh get some ground chuck (healthier than ground beef), mix it with some minced onions and peppers, add some A1 sauce, form a patty, then cook until it's done?

egg and breadcrumbs help to bind it, season with salt, pepper, garlic and put your sauce on afterward!
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Bildi on July 22, 2010, 01:48:36 AM
how do I make a hamburger? is it just mince and onion?

Add an egg to hold together and you're good to go.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: bagofeyes on July 22, 2010, 01:51:00 AM
cheers guys. im gonna try to make a huge one.
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Post by: Bildi on July 22, 2010, 01:51:30 AM
:lol
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Post by: Cormacaroni on July 22, 2010, 01:52:16 AM
The bigger they are, the more likely they are to break apart. Make sure  you get all the air out of it first, and that it has a pretty solid consistency. Add more breadcrumbs if you think it's too soggy.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on July 28, 2010, 05:23:52 AM
Made giouvarlakia a few weeks ago and forgot to post pics:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs080.snc4/35347_486464579936_699374936_6518987_6246601_n.jpg)
Definitely needed more lemon.  I the juice of two lemons but seems it wasn't enough. :/
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Post by: Cormacaroni on July 28, 2010, 07:00:16 AM
wow, what is that and where does it come from?
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on July 28, 2010, 07:20:54 AM
It's a Greek meatball soup with a lemon egg thickener.  The meatballs use rice instead of breadcrumbs.  It's very yummy.  :9
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Dickie Dee on July 28, 2010, 08:34:48 AM
Uh get some ground chuck (healthier than ground beef), mix it with some minced onions and peppers, add some A1 sauce, form a patty, then cook until it's done?

egg and breadcrumbs help to bind it, season with salt, pepper, garlic and put your sauce on afterward!

For instant flava you can put in some french onion soup mix as my mum always did, though now she's switched to steak spice and I've done the same. I got a freezer full of homemade patties wrapped in lil sandwich bags. Even if I'm not in the mood for burgers I just break 'em up in a pan and ad whatever sauce and veggies I have - quick and easy.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on July 29, 2010, 01:12:47 AM
I made fried chicken and buffalo strips:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs069.ash2/36816_690489761428_60710639_37568108_4761_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs193.snc4/37972_690489771408_60710639_37568109_5664902_n.jpg)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs173.snc4/37972_690489776398_60710639_37568110_7473731_n.jpg)
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Post by: BlueTsunami on July 29, 2010, 04:37:40 AM
Oh man... oh man :drool
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Post by: Dickie Dee on July 29, 2010, 06:29:32 AM
Found some how-to's about making a tandoor oven in the backyard - might be fail but not an expensive one. Think I might go for it. On the lookout for a proper oil-drum or metal garbage can.
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Post by: Mupepe on July 29, 2010, 10:43:10 AM
I made fried chicken and buffalo strips:

you little slut

COME TO TEXAS
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 29, 2010, 10:59:28 AM
THat chicken look perfect! :drool
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Post by: CrystalGemini on July 29, 2010, 09:23:01 PM
I made fried chicken and buffalo strips:

you little slut

COME TO TEXAS

I wanted to!  Siblings kept posting food pics from the road trip too.  Those assholes.   :'(

:drool

Did you soak it in buttermilk first?

No.  I was planning on doing that at first but I couldn't find the buttermilk (turns out someone hid the carton at the back of the refrigerator).  I ended up brining which worked out ok.  I'd like to compare the two methods side by side next time.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 30, 2010, 12:50:34 AM
Picked the first ripe heirloom tomato of the season in our back patio garden tonight. :rock
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Post by: Mupepe on July 30, 2010, 11:02:49 AM
Picked the first ripe heirloom tomato of the season in our back patio garden tonight. :rock
pics!
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 01, 2010, 03:18:30 AM
Made burgers and salmon tonight (mom isn't a fan of burgers):

I'm not a fan of bread so no bun for me.  :D
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs104.ash2/38535_691253181528_60710639_37589807_5215902_n.jpg)

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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 01, 2010, 04:47:24 AM
how did you make the chicken wings?  :o
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 01, 2010, 05:11:26 AM
The drumsticks or the buffalo strips?
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Post by: Groogrux on August 01, 2010, 03:41:32 PM
That salmon looks awesome...  :drool
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 01, 2010, 03:44:53 PM
The drumsticks or the buffalo strips?

the wings!
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Post by: Rman on August 01, 2010, 08:37:18 PM
I love the summer because its the season of berries of all kinds.  Fresh berries are much more affordable during this time of the year.  I got some blackberries and made some pie.  The only problem is working with pie dough in such humid temperatures. 
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc24/joseromero81/IMG_0002.jpg)
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 02, 2010, 03:20:39 AM
The drumsticks or the buffalo strips?

the wings!

I didn't make wings!   :lol

Today we went out to dinner.  Of course we had Chinese as my parents pretty much refuse to have anything else.  :/
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs135.ash2/40095_492328409936_699374936_6677768_2803240_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs235.snc4/39067_492328109936_699374936_6677762_1033528_n.jpg)
Dessert:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs269.snc4/39794_492368249936_699374936_6679288_1088280_n.jpg)
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Post by: Mupepe on August 02, 2010, 10:35:38 AM
No buffet?  What kind of Asian are you?

Everything looks mmmmm except the last one.  That one looks O.o
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 02, 2010, 11:14:33 AM
Picked the first ripe heirloom tomato of the season in our back patio garden tonight. :rock
pics!

Put it in a salad before pics, tons are on the way! :rock
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Post by: etiolate on August 03, 2010, 07:30:51 PM
No pictures because I lost my memory cards.

Pigs in a blanket

Cheddar Jalapeno Sausage

in

Pumpkin pancake mix w/
Baumgarten Sage
Paprika
bit of soy milk
2 eggs

pan fried with lingonberry jam on the side
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 06, 2010, 01:40:05 AM
Korean tofu...MMMMmMmMMmMmmmmmm......
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs205.snc4/38589_692424104988_60710639_37624943_6257836_n.jpg)
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Post by: Mupepe on August 06, 2010, 10:34:15 AM
I'm buying a smoker this weekend and Sunday morning I'm waking up at the butt crack of dawn to start smoking some brisket, sausage and baby back ribs and then I'll make some homemade bbq sauce.  pics will be posted.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 07, 2010, 03:16:55 AM
OMG SOOOOOO JEALOUS.  :drool
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 09, 2010, 01:47:21 AM
*WARNING - Massive wall of food porn below

Went to Kirala in Berkeley with good friends and family.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs137.ash2/40189_693502244388_60710639_37654640_3520920_n.jpg)
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Post by: Mupepe on August 09, 2010, 10:45:41 AM
holy fuck!

I didn't get my smoker :'(  They were out of the one I wanted so I had to order it from Home Depot's website.  That or pay twice as much for it at Lowe's or a local bbq shop.  Fuck that.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 10, 2010, 09:35:10 PM
I've been wanting to get a smoker too but we have way to much shit at home.  Parents already bought a gas grill that they never use - it just takes up space.  :/

Summer day + caprese = :D
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs131.ash2/39912_693249805278_60710639_37644801_4727329_n.jpg)
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Post by: Brehvolution on August 11, 2010, 12:39:30 AM
:bow fresh mozzarella :bow2
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Post by: Himu on August 11, 2010, 12:42:31 AM
I was cooking tonight and I wondering what a good way to season vegetables (broccoli, mixed vegetables, stuff like that) without using salt was. I cooked them steamed. Nothing fancy. Just your basic steamed veggies and I I didn't know any good ways to season without salt aside from using natural stuff like onions and lemon. Suffice to say, the food came out average.

I seasoned my Talapia with lemon too, and that came out meh. Sigh.
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Post by: Himu on August 11, 2010, 12:46:53 AM
:drool

Just stopped by Trader Joe's.  Choice items: White bean hummus dip with pita chips,  Roasted garlic and peppercorn pork loin.

(http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/white_bean_hummus(2).jpg)

recently made my own hummus.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 11, 2010, 01:18:30 AM
I was cooking tonight and I wondering what a good way to season vegetables (broccoli, mixed vegetables, stuff like that) without using salt was. I cooked them steamed. Nothing fancy. Just your basic steamed veggies and I I didn't know any good ways to season without salt aside from using natural stuff like onions and lemon. Suffice to say, the food came out average.

I seasoned my Talapia with lemon too, and that came out meh. Sigh.

garlic, pepper, err, every other herb and spice other than salt?

This is the only way to save you from the Curse of the Black Man, high blood pressure, I take it?
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Post by: Himu on August 11, 2010, 01:19:39 AM
My family has always relied on salt as a seasoning.  And yes, it's to help fix my blood pressure.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 11, 2010, 01:21:13 AM
A little salt is good for you man - great way of getting vital minerals. Be sure to use the good stuff though, otherwise it has the opposite effect.
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Post by: Himu on August 11, 2010, 01:22:56 AM
I use

(http://www.citysackers.com/images/Morton%20Iodized%20Salt%2026%20oz.jpg)
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 11, 2010, 01:23:04 AM
I was cooking tonight and I wondering what a good way to season vegetables (broccoli, mixed vegetables, stuff like that) without using salt was. I cooked them steamed. Nothing fancy. Just your basic steamed veggies and I I didn't know any good ways to season without salt aside from using natural stuff like onions and lemon. Suffice to say, the food came out average.

I seasoned my Talapia with lemon too, and that came out meh. Sigh.

I really like using black bean paste, foo yu (I'll look up the english name in a bit) and/or haam yu (have to look this one up too).  I think they might have salt though.  :X

Black bean and garlic paste:
(http://madehealthier.com/images/2008/black_bean_garlic_sauce.jpg)
Tastes great with eggplant and tofu:
(http://veggieheavenaustin.com/images/37.JPG)

Ok foo yu is called fermented bean curd.  Has a very strong flavor and is not for everyone but I seriously love it.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Mzz3-IVfJ0I/SDxhNGyWP9I/AAAAAAAAAKc/swEcOKt_lQI/s400/IMG_0832.JPG)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermented_bean_curd (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermented_bean_curd)

Haam yu is shrimp paste - also not for everybody but it really is delicious once you've acquired the taste:
(http://doesnttaztelikechicken.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/dsc03443.jpg)
Tastes great with this vegetable I don't know the English name of:
(http://if90.net/yang/images/yumyum_belachan.jpg)

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Post by: Himu on August 11, 2010, 01:26:28 AM
Thanks, CG, you're a sweetheart. Salt isn't bad, I just want to lower my sodium intake. I've lowered it a lot over the past week and I'm feeling better already. I got some frozen packaged Talapia the other day and it was like...800mg of sodium. Of course it also came with this crazy sauce, so..

But anyways, I can't (or rather, shouldn't, for my health) exceed 1500 mg of sodium.

This is annoying because I get paranoid. You never know what they put in food at restaraunts and packaged food is full of sodium.

I guess this means I should just start going with natural ingredients and buying my own meats more often.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 11, 2010, 01:26:59 AM
Sometimes you can just omit the salt and it works well - like with the caprese I used sea salt, pepper and olive oil but it would taste fine even without the salt.  A little balsamic vinegar goes a long way too.
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Post by: Himu on August 11, 2010, 01:29:15 AM
Sea salt...I need to try that. I've never bought any, ever.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 11, 2010, 01:38:04 AM
Sea salt is the shit, I never use anything else. Regular bleached salt actually leaches minerals OUT of your body, whereas unprocessed sea salt puts them IN. And it tastes better too.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 11, 2010, 01:51:52 AM
Yeah it's very tasty and it comes in SO MANY varieties and flavors (ie. garlic, truffle...etc).   :)
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Post by: Himu on August 11, 2010, 02:00:58 AM
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/01/04/119-sea-salt/
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Post by: Himu on August 11, 2010, 02:04:53 AM
 What's a good sea salt brand? I've had morton's my entire life. My whole family, including extended family, use it. But I have a feeling it's not the best sea salt to use.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 11, 2010, 02:12:32 AM
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/01/04/119-sea-salt/
:lol

Sea salt is good for certain applications but Morton still has use.  I still go back to it when I make soups or scrambled eggs...etc where table salt dissolves much more quickly and easily.  It just depends on what you're making.  :P
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Post by: Himu on August 11, 2010, 02:23:37 AM
Thanks!
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Post by: BlueTsunami on August 11, 2010, 06:05:44 AM
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2009/01/04/119-sea-salt/

:rofl

I actually have a rather large box (around the size of a regular box of sugar) of Kosher Salt. I like the texture it gives to certain dishes when it isn't integrated deeply. Its also great for steaks. I cover both sides of the steak almost completely with salt, let it sit for 10 minutes or so, depending on the cut and rinse the salt. Then add pepper but no salt, the steaks have already pulled in the salt internally. You need coarse salt for this (Kosher or Sea Salt).
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Post by: Dickie Dee on August 11, 2010, 05:40:31 PM
Edamame beans + kosher salt :drool
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Post by: Rman on August 11, 2010, 06:16:53 PM
What's a good sea salt brand? I've had morton's my entire life. My whole family, including extended family, use it. But I have a feeling it's not the best sea salt to use.
Maldon :smug

But it is a finishing salt.  Used to season stuff after it's cooked.  I use regular Diamond Crystal kosher salt for everything else.  It's good enough for 4 star restaurants and it's cheap.  Get the big cardboard boxed version not the crappy tins.
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Post by: bud on August 13, 2010, 07:53:10 PM
guess what dish i managed to ruin?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
pasta aglio e olio. the garlick was, like, dark brown and i used way too much oil.
[close]

:fbm
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 13, 2010, 08:38:18 PM
I was cooking tonight and I wondering what a good way to season vegetables (broccoli, mixed vegetables, stuff like that) without using salt was. I cooked them steamed. Nothing fancy. Just your basic steamed veggies and I I didn't know any good ways to season without salt aside from using natural stuff like onions and lemon. Suffice to say, the food came out average.

I seasoned my Talapia with lemon too, and that came out meh. Sigh.

Buy some garlic dude. Saute some cloves and put them in the pan with the veggies after they're finished cooking/oven turned off. You never want to overcook garlic so it's a good idea to just let the heat of the pan do the trick.

You can buy various seasonings that don't use salt btw
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Post by: Mupepe on August 16, 2010, 11:16:21 AM
guess what dish i managed to ruin?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
pasta aglio e olio. the garlick was, like, dark brown and i used way too much oil.
[close]

:fbm
too much olive oil???  i don't know if that's possible

I had an awesome pizza yesterday from some local pizzeria.  HOLY FUCK

they sauteed the mushrooms first and you could taste the garlic and olive oil on the pizza and FUCK.  it was so damn good. 
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 16, 2010, 12:34:15 PM
No pics, but we had an awesome vegetarian dinner last night.

Homemade fried risotto balls with a marinara sauce.
Fresh green beans marinated in a honey mustard vinaigrette with garlic and shallots.
Tomatoes from the garden in extra virgin and balsamic with garlic and onions.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 19, 2010, 04:37:12 AM
Made chicken saltimbocca today with etiolate.  Farmers market had some nice peppers so etiolate made a nice topper for our meal.  :)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs306.snc4/40657_696387332648_60710639_37740080_3914978_n.jpg)
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Post by: Brehvolution on August 19, 2010, 09:05:24 AM
That look delicious. :drool

My favorite dish to get at a local Italian restaurant is veal saltimbocca. Soooooo good.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 21, 2010, 07:13:57 AM
Had crepes today!  :9  I had the "crepe fredo" which is: "Blue Point Crab, Spinach, White Cheddar Cheese, Swiss Gruyere, Mushrooms, Onions & Herbal Seasonings topped with White Wine Alfredo Sauce."   etiolate had the jambalaya crepe which for some reason had olives which was weird but was still tasty. (I'm just going to copy and paste the crepe descriptions from their website since they're one of those places that likes to name everything on the menu.)

Caliente Sisters -Crepe filled with French triple cream brie, enlivened with the subtle heat of jalapeno jelly.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs385.snc4/44829_696968308368_60710639_37754087_32651_n.jpg)

etiolate's Jambalaya crepe
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs365.snc4/44829_696968313358_60710639_37754088_3310303_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs365.snc4/44829_696968323338_60710639_37754090_7998865_n.jpg)

My Crepe Fredo
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs365.snc4/44829_696968318348_60710639_37754089_5837503_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs253.snc4/40005_696968338308_60710639_37754093_5946465_n.jpg)
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 22, 2010, 10:22:29 PM
Making a big pot of chicken etoufee with Mrs. Gundam tonight.

(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee82/distantmantra/etoufee.jpg)
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Post by: etiolate on August 23, 2010, 12:00:02 AM
love etoufee
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Post by: Mupepe on August 23, 2010, 10:27:55 AM
Had crepes today!  :9  I had the "crepe fredo" which is: "Blue Point Crab, Spinach, White Cheddar Cheese, Swiss Gruyere, Mushrooms, Onions & Herbal Seasonings topped with White Wine Alfredo Sauce."   etiolate had the jambalaya crepe which for some reason had olives which was weird but was still tasty. (I'm just going to copy and paste the crepe descriptions from their website since they're one of those places that likes to name everything on the menu.)

Caliente Sisters -Crepe filled with French triple cream brie, enlivened with the subtle heat of jalapeno jelly.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs385.snc4/44829_696968308368_60710639_37754087_32651_n.jpg)

etiolate's Jambalaya crepe
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs365.snc4/44829_696968313358_60710639_37754088_3310303_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs365.snc4/44829_696968323338_60710639_37754090_7998865_n.jpg)

My Crepe Fredo
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs365.snc4/44829_696968318348_60710639_37754089_5837503_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs253.snc4/40005_696968338308_60710639_37754093_5946465_n.jpg)
God.Damn.

Making a big pot of chicken etoufee with Mrs. Gundam tonight.

(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee82/distantmantra/etoufee.jpg)
God.Damn.

I didn't make anything this weekend.  It was all takeout.  But on Thursday I'm going to make enchiladas   mmmm
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 23, 2010, 12:19:25 PM
The etoufee is even better the next day!
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Post by: MCD on August 23, 2010, 07:43:29 PM
(http://imgur.com/ogKHg.jpg) (http://imgur.com/ogKHg.jpg)

ITT: Evil people.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on August 25, 2010, 10:41:10 AM
Making a big pot of chicken etoufee with Mrs. Gundam tonight.

(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee82/distantmantra/etoufee.jpg)

dat sauce :drool
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Post by: Mupepe on August 30, 2010, 05:21:04 PM
On Saturday I grilled some porkchops.  Marinated them for two hours in jalapeno pieces, lime juice, tequila, cilantro, garlic and olive oil.  Then grilled them for about 7 minutes on each side on medium heat and fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu  so good.  I steamed some broccoli and cauliflower and it was awesome.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 31, 2010, 02:54:01 AM
This weekend I went to Julian, CA (http://www.julianca.com/) and picked a ton of apples.

Last night, my GF and I said goodbye to my parents, and we made applesauce from scratch - and to go with it, perfectly grilled pork chops, garlic mashed potatoes, and sautéed spinach. A simple dinner, but it was the perfect capstone to a weekend full of culinary adventure.

Tonight, we made TEN POUNDS OF FUCKING APPLE BUTTER.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs319.snc4/41291_424112690869_708295869_5475841_5475882_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs369.snc4/45247_424122155869_708295869_5476041_6916549_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs152.ash2/40924_424124005869_708295869_5476059_1496962_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs317.snc4/41213_424136720869_708295869_5476251_2413800_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs215.ash2/47835_424141145869_708295869_5476305_5373641_n.jpg)

Homemade apple butter made from apples you picked yourself is just :drool
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Post by: Fresh Prince on August 31, 2010, 03:12:54 AM
Is the whole 'I took a photo and it looks like it's from the 70s' thing a hipster thing?
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Post by: Brehvolution on August 31, 2010, 08:50:10 AM
Apple butter :drool

Great pics.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2010, 09:30:26 AM
goddamn dude

goddamn
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 31, 2010, 12:58:53 PM
Is the whole 'I took a photo and it looks like it's from the 70s' thing a hipster thing?

...that's just what my apartment looks like. :gloomy
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Post by: Mupepe on August 31, 2010, 01:15:32 PM
I'm pretty sure I used to have that microwave.  I think we were totally meant to be bff's.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on August 31, 2010, 06:19:06 PM


...that's just what my apartment looks like. :gloomy
not meant to be a judgement on your kitchen because crystal gemini's photos have the similar saturation, tone etc.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 31, 2010, 06:30:22 PM


...that's just what my apartment looks like. :gloomy
not meant to be a judgement on your kitchen because crystal gemini's photos have the similar saturation, tone etc.

I just use an iPhone 4 camera with the default settings. The lighting and wall/fixture color of the apartment does the "magic."
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Post by: CrystalGemini on September 01, 2010, 05:06:56 AM


...that's just what my apartment looks like. :gloomy
not meant to be a judgement on your kitchen because crystal gemini's photos have the similar saturation, tone etc.

I just use an iPhone 4 camera with the default settings. The lighting and wall/fixture color of the apartment does the "magic."

Yeah I just use default settings on my camera phone too.  Our house was made in that era so the lighting has this ugly yellowish glow to it.   :-\

I do try to take pictures in daylight when I can but I'm a total night owl.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on September 06, 2010, 07:10:38 AM
Made chicken cacciatore again tonight.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs153.ash2/40976_701543374898_60710639_37874911_2278461_n.jpg)
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Post by: Cormacaroni on September 07, 2010, 10:55:05 AM
ooh, that looks good!
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Post by: CrystalGemini on September 09, 2010, 08:02:52 AM
ooh, that looks good!
THANKS!   :D

Today was farmers market day so etiolate and I ordered our usual rotisserie chicken and had a lamb curry wrap:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs403.snc4/46635_702612711938_60710639_37905073_59102_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs630.snc4/59014_702612731898_60710639_37905075_897428_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs630.snc4/59014_702612736888_60710639_37905076_7185904_n.jpg)

Afterwards we walked to the Penny Ice Creamery and had "earl grey" and "verve coffee and almond toffee" ice cream:
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs302.ash2/58259_702612811738_60710639_37905084_703117_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs602.snc4/58259_702612801758_60710639_37905082_2424125_n.jpg)

Later in the evening we watched Ponyo and had ramen with ham (and other stuff):
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs302.ash2/58259_702612821718_60710639_37905086_5336683_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs602.snc4/58259_702612826708_60710639_37905087_8194216_n.jpg)

Some asshole stole etiolate's chopsticks.  It sucks making/eating ramen with a fork.
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 09, 2010, 09:24:26 AM
You always make me hungry in the morning, CG. :drool
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Post by: Dickie Dee on September 09, 2010, 09:40:07 AM
That cacciatore looks amazing, is it your own recipe?
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 09, 2010, 10:14:15 AM
CG, how long do you boil the egg to get the white white but leaving the yolk still runny?
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Post by: BlueTsunami on September 09, 2010, 02:01:59 PM
Holy fuck at that rotisserie chicken. I want chicken right now.
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 09, 2010, 02:04:42 PM
CG, how long do you boil the egg to get the white white but leaving the yolk still runny?
3 minutes, exactly.
Thank you kind sir.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on September 10, 2010, 03:15:36 AM
That cacciatore looks amazing, is it your own recipe?

I used this (http://"http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/giada-de-laurentiis/chicken-cacciatore-recipe/index.html") as the base recipe though I made some changes.  I measure by eye but here are the approximate measurements.  :X

12 chicken thighs
1 tablespoon salt
1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper, plus more to taste
1 cup all purpose flour, for dredging
3 tablespoons olive oil
2 large green bell pepper, chopped
1 1/2 onion, chopped
1 bulb garlic cloves, finely chopped
1 cup dry white wine
8 large tomatoes, chopped
1 cup chicken broth
1 16oz. jar drained capers
1 1/2 tablespoons dried oregano leaves
1/4 cup coarsely chopped fresh basil leaves

Sprinkle the chicken pieces with 1 teaspoon of each salt and pepper. Dredge the chicken pieces in the flour to coat lightly.

In a large heavy saute pan, heat the oil over a medium-high flame. Add the chicken pieces to the pan and saute just until brown, about 5 minutes per side.  Transfer the chicken to a plate and set aside. Sauté onion and garlic to the same pan and saute over medium heat until the onion is tender, about 5 minutes.  Add the bell pepper.  Season with salt and pepper. Add the wine and simmer until reduced by half, about 3 minutes. Add the tomatoes with their juice, broth, capers and oregano. Return the chicken pieces to the pan and turn them to coat in the sauce. Bring the sauce to a simmer. Continue simmering over medium-low heat until the chicken is just cooked through - about 20 minutes for the thighs.  I like the chicken to fall off the bone so I simmered for about 1-1.5 hours.

Serve with rice and basil.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on September 26, 2010, 09:02:40 PM
Does nobody eat anymore?  :(

Haven't made anything noteworthy as of late but I did grab some CREAM PUFFS!!!!  :D

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs321.ash2/60165_707514219278_60710639_38020410_4730104_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs680.snc4/62000_707514279158_60710639_38020417_4882008_n.jpg)

We gave most of them to my kiddy cousins but now I regret that decision.  :(

Also took mom to Alexander's Steakhouse in Cupertino for her birthday.  Great food with equally good service.  Tried aged beef for the first time too!

Highlights:
Hamachi Shots
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs331.ash2/61122_707206021908_60710639_38012932_3210280_n.jpg)

Roasted Foie Gras
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs678.snc4/61836_707205897158_60710639_38012922_784736_n.jpg)

Aged T-Bone
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs713.snc4/63312_707209794348_60710639_38013059_1819116_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs693.snc4/63312_707209809318_60710639_38013062_5509894_n.jpg)

2lb Bone in Ribeye
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs693.snc4/63312_707209814308_60710639_38013063_4162082_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs713.snc4/63312_707209819298_60710639_38013064_36486_n.jpg)

O2
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs671.snc4/61122_707206026898_60710639_38012933_1912484_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs671.snc4/61122_707206046858_60710639_38012937_1603211_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs651.snc4/61122_707206051848_60710639_38012938_5334402_n.jpg)
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Post by: Fresh Prince on September 26, 2010, 09:04:51 PM
I swear how do you and etoilate stay so skinny?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Barry Egan on September 26, 2010, 11:01:22 PM
spinach fettucine alfredo w/ some bacon bits as a garnish (I'm gonna have to read up on how to take good pictures of plating, this shit's embarrassing)
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc156/Chipopo1234/_MG_2783.jpg)
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Post by: etiolate on September 27, 2010, 02:49:49 AM
I suck at plating myself.

And Ive actually gained a pants size in the past year. Not a huge deal, but I have had the same pant size for like 12 years.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2010, 03:06:29 AM
I'm a man of simple tastes. Had sausage and peppers (with rice) today. Next time I go shopping I'll get some spicy Italian sausage; got mild this time, and had to add some pepper to get it spicy.

plating lol. put food on my plate and let me eat
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 04, 2010, 11:03:02 AM
Not prepared food but...

(http://imgur.com/6cJEX.jpg)

:drool
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Post by: Barry Egan on October 04, 2010, 11:14:42 AM
Onion Braised Beef Brisket.  The pictures do a very poor job of conveying how juicy and savory it turned out.  If only I could plate/photograph as well as I can cook:'(

(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc156/Chipopo1234/DPP_0001.jpg)
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc156/Chipopo1234/_MG_2780.jpg)
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Post by: Mupepe on October 04, 2010, 11:49:28 AM
you son of a fucking bitch.

I've gotten pretty damn good at making wings and baby back ribs.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on October 05, 2010, 02:07:22 AM
Make me some.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on October 05, 2010, 03:11:46 AM
I suck at plating myself.

And Ive actually gained a pants size in the past year. Not a huge deal, but I have had the same pant size for like 12 years.

Not my fault.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on October 05, 2010, 03:32:38 AM
Had a bash at roast pork the other night. Turned out really well.

I did a dry rub with salt, pepper, garlic and (fresh thyme) for 24hrs first, pricking holes into the fat to let the flavor in. Then I slashed the fat with a stanley knife to get it nice and crispy. Gave it 10 mins in the oven on high heat to get the crackling going, then lowered it and let it roast. After 1hr, I put the potatoes, garlic and chorizo sausages in. I basted those in the pork fat repeatedly over the next hour, trying not to go mad from the incredible aromas.

Yeah, I don't normally eat potatoes anymore but had to make an exception for this! :drool

This is when I took the meat out, potatoes only half-done:
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4108/5053187713_2bd67d2366_b.jpg)

After the meat had rested:
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4087/5053805808_c8c47c967e_b.jpg)

Nom nom nom
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4104/5053184737_c596d40129_b.jpg)
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Post by: CrystalGemini on October 05, 2010, 04:06:31 AM
NOM INDEED. :drool
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 05, 2010, 08:13:11 AM
I need to make that at some point. Oh my god.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 06, 2010, 07:30:24 PM
Made some red rice for the first time. I'm used to making straight up white rice (in which I just use a little bit of oil, salt and water) but this required spices and pigeon beans. Here are some shots...

(http://imgur.com/zNh7r.jpg)
*The ingredients for the rice

(http://imgur.com/gujqi.jpg)
*Letting the ingredients with pigeon beans boil down a bit before I add the rice. It also contained some thinly cut onion for flavor.

(http://imgur.com/KWLDR.jpg)
*An avocado to be eaten alongside the rice

(http://imgur.com/UrGTa.jpg)
*The final dish, was eaten with quarter inch cut fried pork chops and cherub tomatoes

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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 07, 2010, 10:04:45 AM
 :-[

You should get a used DSLR (for $300) and a cheap tripod. Thats all I'm really working with.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on October 07, 2010, 11:50:30 PM
In theory I could take awesome shots of food, but in reality I'm always dealing with people who want to eat it.

Food-blogging has become a real craze in Japan now, btw - I've bought cookbooks from people that started off that way, then hit the bestseller lists.
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Post by: Beezy on October 08, 2010, 12:42:13 AM
I think I hate you guys.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on October 10, 2010, 05:30:01 AM
Tried a new wing place yesterday.  Not bad.  The spicy honey mustard did not taste like honey or mustard at all.  Cajun was surprisingly good though definitely not the best.  Spicy BBQ chicken strips were NOT spicy but the bbq sauce was very good.  Philly cheese-steak sandwich was also a surprise considering it's a wing place - still too much bread for my liking though.  Fries were under-seasoned.  Calamari rings were bland and overcooked - to top it off they ran out of tartar sauce.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs764.snc4/66433_712207813278_60710639_38126788_5918459_n.jpg)
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Post by: Rman on October 23, 2010, 02:50:18 PM
Fall Cooking is my favorite.  Below is one of my go to meals.  Roast chicken with potatoes and carrots.  All in one pan.  Love my cast iron skillet.

(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc24/joseromero81/5108275150_8530905a18_m.jpg)
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Post by: Beezy on October 23, 2010, 02:51:33 PM
shows now
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Post by: CrystalGemini on October 23, 2010, 08:46:45 PM
Fall Cooking is my favorite.  Below is one of my go to meals.  Roast chicken with potatoes and carrots.  All in one pan.  Love my cast iron skillet.

(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc24/joseromero81/5108275150_8530905a18_m.jpg)

OHHH.....  That looks delicious!  :drool Recipe?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2010, 09:01:12 PM
throw a chicken, potatoes, and carrots into a pan
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Post by: Beezy on October 23, 2010, 11:45:58 PM
Are those carrots really big or is that chicken kinda small?

throw a chicken, potatoes, and carrots into a pan
Still gotta season the chicken.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2010, 11:58:19 PM
true :smug

I made some grilled shrimp, grilled garlic potatoes, and small carrots today. Got the potato idea from
[youtube=560,345]lJLC_QGj8ok[/youtube]
(I used different seasoning and fresh garlic)

I LOVE garlic, and was kinda bummed the flavor wasn't as strong as I thought it would be in the potatoes; I used 3 small cloves.
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Post by: Rman on October 24, 2010, 12:53:47 AM
Fall Cooking is my favorite.  Below is one of my go to meals.  Roast chicken with potatoes and carrots.  All in one pan.  Love my cast iron skillet.

(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc24/joseromero81/5108275150_8530905a18_m.jpg)

OHHH.....  That looks delicious!  :drool Recipe?
Sure.  I make so much that I just wing it.  Not a big measurer either.  But it is usually 4 big red bliss potatoes, around fist size and 4 big carrots.  PD was dead on, but some below are some details.

I always ''brine'' chicken.  I use quotes, because I don't submerge in any salt solution, however, I salt it two hours ahead of time, very liberally in sea salt.  I place it the fridge in a sheet pan, under foil.  The early salting is a practice of one of favorite chef, Judy Rodgers of Zuni Care in San Francisco.

I then remove the chicken from the fridge and let it "rest" until room temperature.  This is very important for roasting any proteins.  I then pat it dry with paper towels.  The salt brings out moisture, which will cause the skin to steam, instead of crisp in the oven.  I like crispy skin for my roast chicken.  Season again with kosher salt and pepper.  Squeeze a lemon in the cavity and place the halves in there.

For the root veg, you can use a combo of carrots, turnips, rutabagas, potatoes, sweet potatoes, parsnips, you get the picture.  Cut them in equal portions and season with kosher salt and pepper.  Toss in olive oil to coat and place in pan.    Place chicken on top.

In a preheated stove (450 Degrees F) place the pan and roast for 30 minutes and then turn down the heat to 400 and roast for an additional 45 to 60 minutes, until the juices in the thigh area run clear.  If they run pink, the chicken is not done.  Put it back in the oven.

When done, place aluminum foil on top of pan and let the chicken ''rest'' for 20 minutes.  Carve and serve with root veg, further seasoning if needed.

@Beezy.  It was a small chicken.  3.5 pounder.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on October 24, 2010, 01:55:58 AM
throw a chicken, potatoes, and carrots into a pan

It's not just the ingredients - the technique is what makes or breaks a dish.  You can give a rock, paperclip and Q-tip to anyone but only MacGyver can make it into fallout shelter.

Maybe a slight over-exaggeration there.   :teehee

Rman - That same pre salting method works REALLY well with fried tofu too.  Only we leave it in the refrigerator overnight.  It makes a really nice crust.
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Post by: Corporal on October 24, 2010, 09:36:32 AM
Does the pre-salting method work with a smaller amount of meat like e.g. a single piece of chicken breast too, or does it require a bigger chunk of meat and bones to stay juicy?
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Post by: Barry Egan on October 24, 2010, 10:31:18 AM
Quick time saving tip; kosher chickens don't need to be brined at home and taste just as omnomnom as a fully brined chicken. 
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Post by: Rman on October 24, 2010, 12:16:12 PM
Does the pre-salting method work with a smaller amount of meat like e.g. a single piece of chicken breast too, or does it require a bigger chunk of meat and bones to stay juicy?
Yep.  It's actually easier because you use a real brining solution. 

Just put them in a gallon sized ziploc bags, or marinate them which is a similar and more popular technique that imparts a lot of flavor.

Here's an article where the chef I got the technique from describe her methods.  She usually does it up for a day, but I usually don't plan my dinner that ahead--so 2 to 3 hours is my pre-salting time--unless I'm having a dinner party or catering for friends or family.

http://articles.latimes.com/2006/jul/05/food/fo-calcook5
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Post by: Corporal on October 24, 2010, 01:05:25 PM
http://articles.latimes.com/2006/jul/05/food/fo-calcook5
Thanks.
:drool
Whelp, I know what I'll eat tomorrow. :chicken
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Post by: CrystalGemini on October 29, 2010, 05:42:53 AM
I made some curry chicken avocado salad:
(http://i56.tinypic.com/21khthj.jpg)
It has shredded chicken, green onion, celery, cubed gala apples, dried cranberries, chopped grapes, mayonnaise, curry powder and black pepper on top of half an avocado and greens.

So easy.  Soooooo goooooood....
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Post by: Dickie Dee on October 29, 2010, 02:41:50 PM
I always pre-salt my steaks for 30min to an hour before grilling.

Although now instead of just salt, I completely cover it in Montreal Steak Spice (which is heavily salt). Then rinse and dry it when it's ready for grilling. (and give it a light coating of oil)
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Post by: BlueTsunami on November 09, 2010, 02:01:17 PM
Made some wings with uncooked meat for the first time (always eaten the precooked ones that just required heating). As far as spices, I just used some Adobo (which I think I posted earlier, is a blend of salt, black pepper and granulated garlic, oregano and turmeric). I also applied some Stubs BBQ sauce as I put it under the broiler. Some photos...

(http://imgur.com/AUODO.jpg)
*Halfway into cooking them at 350 degrees for 40 minutes (so this would be 20 minutes in)

(http://imgur.com/X5VC6.jpg)
*Now under the broiler so the skin will crisp up and the BBQ sauce gets scorched a bit. I would leave one side under the broiler for 4 minutes, then flip it for another 4 totaling 8 minutes under the broiler.

(http://imgur.com/hlpiq.jpg)
*Final product

Tasted awesome, especially with the adobo. Prepackaged wings are usually all about the sauce and don't taste like anything but sauce. These wings had a nice bit of BBQ taste, seasoning and the chicken.
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Post by: tiesto on November 09, 2010, 04:46:58 PM
Made some wings with uncooked meat for the first time (always eaten the precooked ones that just required heating). As far as spices, I just used some Adobo (which I think I posted earlier, is a blend of salt, black pepper and granulated garlic, oregano and turmeric). I also applied some Stubs BBQ sauce as I put it under the broiler. Some photos...

:bow Stubbs BBQ :bow2
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Post by: BlueTsunami on November 19, 2010, 07:58:42 PM
Went to my favorite sub place that just far enough away that I can't eat it constantly but go out of my way once in a blue moon...

(http://imgur.com/QEY9Z.jpg)

Thats a Chicken Budster. Bacon, breaded chicken, provolone cheese and all of it drenched in a BBQ sauce :drool Shits a heartstopper
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Post by: etiolate on November 20, 2010, 04:03:05 AM
omg

I would dip that in cheese sauce
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Post by: Mupepe on November 23, 2010, 10:24:33 PM
Got in a cooking mood tonight, nothing special but here ya go...

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1177.snc4/154945_1603339117621_1060387079_31639368_2436886_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1207.snc4/155949_1603338917616_1060387079_31639367_3549117_n.jpg)

my wife also made chocolate frozen bananas but I didn't get a chance to take a pic
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Post by: Brehvolution on November 24, 2010, 09:16:40 AM
Felt like some filet:
Little bit of salt, pepper, and garlic powder
(http://i55.tinypic.com/2v0xrw7.jpg)


Topped with some drawn butter and garlic.
(http://i54.tinypic.com/2z7lsbd.jpg)


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Post by: Mupepe on November 24, 2010, 10:30:03 AM
:drool
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 24, 2010, 11:24:04 AM
 :-\

i'd cook it for another hour or two
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Post by: Mupepe on November 24, 2010, 11:34:20 AM
your trolling is getting out of control, homeboy.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on November 25, 2010, 02:17:31 PM
Do you use a pizza stone?
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Post by: Dickie Dee on November 25, 2010, 02:28:42 PM
I've been thinking about trying it Neapolitan pizza style but on the BBQ - just crank it until the needle maxes at 600, find some simple dough recipe, some good canned crushed tomatoes and try and get some decent mozzarella. I figure it can't go too wrong and a few mistakes wouldn't be too costly.
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Post by: Mupepe on November 25, 2010, 09:14:37 PM
pm to me too please. i think you gave me my marinara recipe and it was awesome 
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Post by: CrystalGemini on November 29, 2010, 06:42:33 PM
Food porn from Saturday:

(http://i54.tinypic.com/2l881eu.jpg)

I can so go for some right now.  :drool
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Post by: Brehvolution on November 30, 2010, 10:56:48 AM
Thanksgiving spread:
(http://i51.tinypic.com/348rq7l.jpg)
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Post by: Mupepe on December 03, 2010, 12:56:49 PM
Made this last night...

(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1007/imag0105h.jpg)
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Post by: Brehvolution on December 03, 2010, 01:01:31 PM
:drool
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 03, 2010, 01:26:02 PM
While in Omaha, my wife and I went out to dinner with her best friend from high school. Ate at this awesome restaurant in the Dundee neighborhood, probably the only really hip part of the city.

Lamb Osso Buco Vindaloo – Braised, grass-fed lamb osso buco in a traditional Goan vindaloo red curry served over a saffron-kissed risotto with figs, leeks, roasted cauliflower, and feta cheese finished with a vindaloo tomato coulis.

It was absolutely incredible. Topped it off by spreading the marrow on some bread with a little sea salt.
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Post by: brawndolicious on December 03, 2010, 02:08:52 PM
I don't get why anybody who's not hindu would eat lamb.
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Post by: Brehvolution on December 03, 2010, 02:35:20 PM
I don't get why anybody who's not hindu would eat lamb.

Because it's delicious. :drool
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Post by: brawndolicious on December 03, 2010, 02:44:13 PM
well I never really cared for lamb or goat.
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Post by: Brehvolution on December 03, 2010, 02:55:47 PM
Never heard of birria but now I have to make it. Sounds so good!
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Post by: Mupepe on December 03, 2010, 03:03:32 PM
Ignore the "with tortillas" part and upgrade to some pieces of french bread to eat birria with.  absolutely superior.  same with menudo.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on December 03, 2010, 06:10:10 PM
I hate how most Mexican places around here only serve menudo on weekends.  :(
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Post by: Mupepe on December 03, 2010, 06:31:45 PM
been telling you for ages, cg. you gotta come to texas for your eatin
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Post by: CrystalGemini on December 04, 2010, 04:22:40 AM
been telling you for ages, cg. you gotta come to texas for your eatin

It's not like I don't want to!  I really should have gone with my siblings the last time but I decided to work instead (yeah I know).  They had the most awesome looking food ever!  :'(
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 04, 2010, 04:59:48 PM
I don't get why anybody who's not hindu would eat lamb.

Because it's delicious. :drool

Damn straight. I had a lamb Dosa (Indian crepe filled with lamb curry) last night for dinner.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on December 04, 2010, 10:38:31 PM
I'm having lamb tonight!  Not sure what I'm going to do with it yet though...
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Post by: Mupepe on December 05, 2010, 08:53:21 PM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs589.ash2/154173_1617825959783_1060387079_31669145_7416447_n.jpg)

thanks for the recipe, cohen!  i'm about to carve it up after it rests for 20 minutes and i'll take more pics after that.
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Post by: TEEEPO on December 10, 2010, 02:56:09 AM
 :o, recipe plz!



so guyz, i just bought the james beard american cookery book. i think it was mentioned/referenced a fewtimes either by rman or cohen? it's been a surprisingly fun and educational read thus far but before i dig into it more by actually cooking, if anyone has used this book, what are some standout recipes you've tried?


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Post by: Brehvolution on December 10, 2010, 09:10:37 AM
Damn, Cohen :drool
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Post by: Mupepe on December 10, 2010, 10:24:51 AM
Goddammit, Cohen!  I'm moving to Oakland with you!
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Post by: Mupepe on December 13, 2010, 02:34:42 PM
I want to make burgers tonight and I want to make incredible ones.

Nothing fucking crazy.  But a good classic, bacon cheeseburger.  It won't be done on the grill since it's fucking cold out there, so it'll need to be one I can do with a pan or oven.  Basic spices, maybe egg or breadcrumbs or whatever to hold it together, some sauces in the beef. 

I'm searching online and there's just stupid crazy recipes with all sorts of crazy shit in it or how to stuff your burgers with cheese and bacon.  I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!  Regular fucking recipes!  goddamn

So, can i get any help peoples?

by the way, if you guys fail me i'm going to fucking Five Guys.  I want a burger tonight but I'm trying to do everything at home lately.
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Post by: Mupepe on December 13, 2010, 02:49:26 PM
how long in the fridge?
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 13, 2010, 02:50:57 PM
I never liked burgers held together with shit. 

People that do this are just cheap. Bread crumbs, eggs, etc... you're just a cheap bastard trying to make that pack of meat go farther than it should.
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Post by: Mupepe on December 13, 2010, 02:54:37 PM
never knew the reasoning behind that.  thanks.  i'd never done it but i've always heard people say it was their special ingredient.  O.o  That and Worcester sauce or whatever
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 13, 2010, 02:57:10 PM
A friend of mine does it whenever he actually invites people over for dinner (which is like once a year). It makes the burgers taste like bread, I swear he does it so he doesn't have to buy enough beef for everyone.
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Post by: Mupepe on December 13, 2010, 03:01:47 PM
 :lol :lol
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 13, 2010, 03:49:11 PM
On the other hand no one should ever make meatballs without bread crumbs soaked in milk, with an egg.

Well yeah, that doesn't even need to be said.

Just say no to tight-wad burgers.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on December 13, 2010, 05:08:38 PM
Billy Rygar, the AOC Wine Bar that you recommended, was great.  You know of any other nice foodie locations in LA/OC?
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 13, 2010, 06:08:37 PM
Cohen, any ideas for a Christmas dinner? My wife and I are spending it alone (family stuff on the 24th and 26th), and we're currently thinking about doing spare ribs and pureed Jerusalem artichokes. Any suggestions would be appreciated.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on December 13, 2010, 08:30:08 PM
Wow, both places serve really exotic food,  especially Animal.  Its menu looks like something from Andrew Zimmern's show.  LOL

I'll definitely try it though since living in LA has gotten me much exposure to weird ethnic foods. 

Quote
December 6, 2010

chicken liver toast 3
chicken hearts, lima bean, baba ghanoush, yogurt 8
baby kale, pecorino, lemon chili vinaigrette, crouton 9
marrow bone, chimichurri, caramelized onions 10
lettuce, beets, avocado, pita, feta, creamy sumac 11
pig tails, “buffalo style”, celery, ranch 11
purslane, buttermilk crčme fraiche, pears, walnuts, blueberry 11
squash & ricotta ravioli, sage brown butter, brussels sprout 12
barbeque pork belly sandwiches, slaw 12
melted petit basque, chorizo, grilled bread 12
pig ear, chili, lime, fried egg 12
hamachi tostada, herbs, fish sauce vinaigrette, peanut 14
smoked trout salad, chicory, benton’s bacon, crema 14
veal brains, vadouvan, apple sauce, carrots 14
poutine, oxtail gravy, cheddar 15
balsamic pork ribs, delicata squash, apple 16
quail fry, grits, chard, slab bacon, maple jus 16
sweetbreads, creamed spinach, capers, oyster mushroom 16
grilled octopus, chorizo, chowchow 17
uni, cucumber, finger lime 19
foie gras terrine, brandied peaches & raspberry jam 20
foie gras, biscuit, maple sausage gravy 23
foie gras, yam, marshmallow, pine nut, parsnip 23
flat iron, sunchoke hash, truffle parmesan fondue 27
rabbit legs, potato puree, mustard, bacon, string beans 28
foie gras loco moco, quail egg, spam, hamburger 35
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Post by: Brehvolution on December 13, 2010, 09:36:53 PM
 :-\
The prices are good enough to explore new things imo.
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Post by: TEEEPO on December 13, 2010, 10:20:26 PM
i'm going to be making some sort of tartare soon for a friend's bday who is on one of those diet fads, the paleo or whatever. haven't decided which type of meat i'd want but i'm thinking lamb? i might make some pig feet or beef tongue to go along with it.

can't wait :drool
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 13, 2010, 11:19:26 PM
:lol at the Paleo diet being a 'fad' - it's what human beings ate for 99.999999% of their existence on the planet. I realize it seems like a billion other fads, but it's really not.
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Post by: TEEEPO on December 14, 2010, 12:09:42 AM
all diets are fads.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on December 14, 2010, 12:10:37 AM
Seefood diet is still my favorite.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 14, 2010, 01:24:15 AM
all diets are fads.

Paleo is not a diet, and its not a fad. It's just eating the food humans ate prior to the invention of agriculture. But no doubt your friend will bore the arse of you talking about it so I'll refrain!
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 14, 2010, 02:04:18 AM
Well, you are an aesthete and gourmand, and we love you for it. OTOH, you have not yet reached the age at which I stopped eating everything in sight and started to think about long-term health.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 14, 2010, 08:06:32 AM
pork roast might be good. Roast some apples in the juices!
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Post by: Brehvolution on December 14, 2010, 08:56:48 AM
I like spicy hams for xmas like prosciutto, salamis, and if I can find some....culatello. Cheese stuffed pepperoncinis and garlic stuffed olives round out my ideal xmas fare. Don't forget the good cheeses. :drool

edit: almost forgot the sopressata. I love that stuff.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on December 14, 2010, 09:04:12 AM
Spanish ham, especially Jamon iberico, is so good.  It's kinda expensive though. 
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Post by: tiesto on December 14, 2010, 10:49:50 AM
:lol at the Paleo diet being a 'fad' - it's what human beings ate for 99.999999% of their existence on the planet. I realize it seems like a billion other fads, but it's really not.

I've seen a few pickup artists start talking about the Paleo diet on their blogs lately. Sounds like a diet I'd be game for, but then I remembered I'm Italian and can't live without pasta :P
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 14, 2010, 12:47:44 PM
Any suggestions for an awesome Christmas dinner for two? No turkey, we're doing that with the family on the 26th.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 14, 2010, 01:12:14 PM
We were thinking about doing a roast, but my wife doesn't care for pork (utter blasphemy if you ask me!).
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Post by: TEEEPO on December 14, 2010, 03:52:57 PM
is it wrong that i know what jamon iberico was from this video?

[youtube=560,345]HbGgzGxBQDw[/youtube]


looks so good.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on December 14, 2010, 04:36:02 PM
Hmmmm.  I'm doing a goose this year, but that is still too much food.  Lemme think on it.  I like Cormac's pork roast idea.  You could braise it in cider.

:drool

Goose is surprisingly not gamey.  Where can you buy one? 
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 14, 2010, 04:48:28 PM
I'm sure a local farmer's market or independent butcher shop could hook you up. Whole Foods can also get them for you.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on December 14, 2010, 05:19:46 PM
Cool.  I'll let my uncle know.  He's a really good cook and is usually in charge of family meals. 
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 14, 2010, 07:31:40 PM
:lol at the Paleo diet being a 'fad' - it's what human beings ate for 99.999999% of their existence on the planet. I realize it seems like a billion other fads, but it's really not.

I've seen a few pickup artists start talking about the Paleo diet on their blogs lately. Sounds like a diet I'd be game for, but then I remembered I'm Italian and can't live without pasta :P


I used to love pasta too (it was probably what most of my dinners were built around), but now it just tastes like mush to me. Try eating a plate of plain boiled pasta sometime and tell me how far you get! Ditto for rice. The nasty truth is that pasta is just cheap filler because most folks can't afford to eat exclusively the stuff that tastes good and is nutritious. We have learned how to build all our meals around it, but once you remove that crutch, you find it is incredibly easy to make the same stuff without the stodge.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 14, 2010, 09:31:41 PM
Everyone in Japan eats plain rice...on the side. Try doing it by itself. Food is generally rated in Japan by the degree to which it enables one to choke down rice (for J-Bore, I'm referring to the concept of ご飯がすすむ). Everyone professes to love rice, but in reality they can't eat much of it without something else that actually tastes of something.

Bread I deliberately excluded from the above - it does taste good, especially if you bake yourself (which, as you know, I did for years and loved). It's hard at times but seriously, try quitting it and you'll notice a difference when you go back to it. I feel horrible when I eat it now. I don't want to make you guys do something you don't want to do, but it IS ridiculous to say you can't live without these things. Yes, you can - and you'll feel better for it and still be able to eat delicious things to your heart's content.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on December 14, 2010, 11:28:11 PM
Rice makes me want to throw up.  I ate two (pieces) of a sushi roll on Sunday and felt like gagging the whole of Monday.  I can taste the rice aftertaste in my mouth - I needed to brush my teeth several times to get it out.  Mouthwash and all.

Same with pasta and bread though to a lesser extent.  And it depends on what kind of bread/pasta/noodle.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 14, 2010, 11:43:44 PM
Sashimi >>>> Sushi

also :bow CrystalGemini

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Post by: Rman on December 15, 2010, 12:13:08 AM
Made some prime rib roast recently.  Turned out awesome.  Will probably make two more before New's Years.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 15, 2010, 12:38:42 AM
sounds hot. I made a variation on your Thai curry last night, with beef, onions and broccoli, heavy on the spice. I did it in a pressure cooker prior to adding the coconut milk so the beef was forkable. The broccoli was a last-second impulse, just to thicken it up.
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Post by: TEEEPO on December 15, 2010, 12:51:49 AM
Everyone in Japan eats plain rice...on the side. Try doing it by itself. Food is generally rated in Japan by the degree to which it enables one to choke down rice (for J-Bore, I'm referring to the concept of ご飯がすすむ). Everyone professes to love rice, but in reality they can't eat much of it without something else that actually tastes of something.

it's pretty much the same in iranian culture. much of our stews and meats are meant to be accompanied by an extremely large serving of rice, but because of the amount of it we consume, it's literally like drinking water to us. it took me awhile to even learn how to eat a meal without it. but to prove a point, me and my cousins have raided our kitchens plenty of times and even with plenty available, it's not surprising if we'd choose to eat a plain bowl of rice, even when sumac and other spices are readily available.

fresh rice :drool
tah-deeg :drool
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Post by: brawndolicious on December 15, 2010, 12:54:28 AM
Everyone in Japan eats plain rice...on the side. Try doing it by itself. Food is generally rated in Japan by the degree to which it enables one to choke down rice (for J-Bore, I'm referring to the concept of ご飯がすすむ). Everyone professes to love rice, but in reality they can't eat much of it without something else that actually tastes of something.

it's pretty much the same in iranian culture. much of our stews and meats are meant to be accompanied by an extremely large serving of rice, but because of the amount of it we consume, it's literally like drinking water to us. it took me awhile to even learn how to eat a meal without it. but to prove a point, me and my cousins have raided our kitchens plenty of times and even with plenty available, it's not surprising if we'd choose to eat a plain bowl of rice, even when sumac and other spices are readily available.

fresh rice :drool
tah-deeg :drool
yeah but Iranian/middle eastern rice has much more flavor imo.  It just might be the way east asians prepare their rice by making it much more moist though.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 15, 2010, 12:55:49 AM
Alright then, raise the stakes - do it every dinner time for a week.

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Post by: TEEEPO on December 15, 2010, 01:39:23 AM
it's on :punch
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Post by: Smooth Groove on December 15, 2010, 01:47:16 AM
I'm not sure if I agree that pasta or rice are unnecessary in terms of taste.  Curry, for example, would be overwhelming without rice.  Same thing with meat sauce or Alfredo sauce. 

Ramen is another major example.  Most Japs serve ramen with only two pieces of meat and half an egg so you're obviously mostly eating it for the noodles.  I've never tried it but ramen soup minus the ramen would probably be disgusting. 
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 15, 2010, 01:59:52 AM
Why speculate when you can just try it! I eat curry without rice all the time.

If you find it overwhelming, adjust the spice etc, or add more bland veggies. Or more MEAT :drool You just have to know how to cook  8)
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 15, 2010, 02:03:04 AM
oh yeah, there is a lot of shit talked over here about how amazing ramen noodles can be - raging arguments about the optimum thickness and whatnot. It's all bollocks - N-O-B-O-D-Y eats the noodles minus at least some soup, no matter how much they profess to love the noodles. It's the equivalent of someone who only ever eats PB&J sandwiches saying they love bread. Well, how do you know if it's always overwhelmed by something else?
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Post by: Smooth Groove on December 15, 2010, 02:22:23 AM
I actually had a college friend who'd always wash the oil away from instant ramen and ate it without any seasonings.  :yuck

He was an aspiring bodybuilder with impressive washboard abs but I would never want to live like him. 
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Post by: CrystalGemini on December 15, 2010, 02:40:27 AM
oh yeah, there is a lot of shit talked over here about how amazing ramen noodles can be - raging arguments about the optimum thickness and whatnot. It's all bollocks - N-O-B-O-D-Y eats the noodles minus at least some soup, no matter how much they profess to love the noodles. It's the equivalent of someone who only ever eats PB&J sandwiches saying they love bread. Well, how do you know if it's always overwhelmed by something else?

I GIVE YOU..... Indomie Mie Goreng!  Brothless ramen.  (But I do get what you're saying - eating ramen noodles plain sucks balls.)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3359/3427528051_f3ea3cc23e.jpg)
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 15, 2010, 02:53:03 AM
Oh yeah, there is all sorts of crap like yaki soba here too. Fried noodles covered in MSG and soy sauce, basically.  But it's on the same lines as Cohen's garlic 'n olive oil spaghetti. All the flavor is being added later. That pic looks like its flavored heavily enough that you could put that shit on cardboard and choke it down if you had to. And all it really is is soup that has been reduced down. Add hot water, and it would be back to being ramen or whatever again.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on December 15, 2010, 03:18:29 AM
Agreed.  The only thing I really didn't like about Ethiopian food was how eating it relied so much on using/eating the injera.  I ended up using the serving spoon as a utensil (I know you're not supposed to). :X 

I do feel it's more a matter of personal preference though - rodi loves plain rice.  That makes it convenient when we eat out though - I eat all the meat/veggies, she eats the starches.  No waste!  :D
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 15, 2010, 03:49:23 AM
Well, there are a few things to take into consideration, taste preference and health. I still enjoy bread, say, but it has to be really really good bread (like Cohen bakes!) to make me bother, because I know it'll make me feel like crap now. Much in the same way that I have to be in a very compelling social situation to drink enough to give me a serious hangover. Neither are cast iron rules, because (as everyone is quick to remind me), life is too fuckin' short already. To which I typically retort, why go out of your way to make it SHORTER then, but I am sympathetic to it on a gut level.

It's my considered opinion that regardless of your taste preference, all this crap (bread, rice, pasta, sugar, food additives, booze) is bad for you and you should keep your consumption of it as low as possible. It'll be really interesting to compare your health to that of Rodi's in a couple of decades.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on December 16, 2010, 01:51:52 PM
Just ate half of another ridonculous sub...

(http://imgur.com/VQb2i.jpg)

Quote
The Chickaloni

Marinated Grilled Chicken, savory Pepperoni, melted Provolone Cheese & fresh Tomato Sauce

The pepperoni and tomato sauce almost makes it taste like you're eating a rolled up pizza but the provolone and marinated chicken pull you in a different direction. Its so damn good.
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Post by: Brehvolution on December 16, 2010, 02:21:59 PM
Damn you BT! Now I'm hungry again. :drool
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Post by: Mupepe on December 16, 2010, 02:29:51 PM
YOU FUCKING PRICK

I had spaghetti for lunch with canned sauce.  I mean it was okay, but now I'm just thinking what could have been.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on December 16, 2010, 02:37:19 PM
I'll probably do some sort of Tory's expose and amass pictures of all their wonderful chicken subs

They also sell awesome burritos and quesadillas (the normal size is half a large pizza)
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Post by: Mupepe on December 16, 2010, 02:50:18 PM
Please do
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Post by: Smooth Groove on December 16, 2010, 04:56:36 PM
Here's my lunch, a real man's meal.  I'm sure Cormacaroni will disapprove.

(http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/964/img20101216125954.jpg)
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Post by: Mupepe on December 16, 2010, 04:57:53 PM
holy.fucking.shit

from where????
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Post by: Smooth Groove on December 16, 2010, 05:06:32 PM
Johnny Rocket's.  The chef there is really great.  He always makes it just like I ordered. 
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Post by: Mupepe on December 16, 2010, 05:11:58 PM
There is one about 2 miles from me.  I think I know where I'm going this weekend.
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Post by: Rman on December 16, 2010, 09:22:58 PM
Doing Prime Rib number 2 this weekend.  Buying it tomorrow and presalting for 2 days.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 17, 2010, 11:36:15 AM
Christmas dinner has been decided:

Rib roast. Roasted brussel sprouts and Jerusalem artichokes. Homemade bread. Going to make a pie of some sort for dessert.
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Post by: demi on December 17, 2010, 11:38:40 AM
Could do without the onions but that meal looks amazing Smooth. Real man's food.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on December 18, 2010, 02:40:40 AM
Roasted bone marrow  :drool
(http://i53.tinypic.com/mvqkck.jpg)
So bad yet SOOOOO GOOOD.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2010, 02:42:37 PM
Had a bison burger yesterday at Carson's. It smelled so good, but when I first bit into it I was shocked it didn't explode in my mouth with taste. It was good, but disappointing.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 18, 2010, 03:29:49 PM
Spread that on a baguette with some sea salt  :hyper
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Post by: Smooth Groove on December 18, 2010, 03:30:37 PM
What does marrow taste like?  I've always thought it looked kinda gross although I've tried tendons before and liked it. 
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 18, 2010, 06:54:57 PM
Really fatty butter with a hint of meat. It's an acquired taste, and I'm amazed that I like it considering my textures issues with certain foods.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 18, 2010, 07:36:20 PM
Marrow looks great. And so healthy!

I had this last night at our local izakaya, which specializes in fresh grilled fish: Tuna baked in a clay urn

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5082/5270507861_74423725de_o.jpg)


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Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 18, 2010, 08:10:11 PM
Christmas dinner is coming together. Picked up a beef roast and Jerusalem artichokes at the farmer's market today. Will get the rest of the stuff later in the week.
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Post by: Bebpo on December 18, 2010, 09:52:40 PM
First time posting in here.  I don't cook enough so I decided to start cooking more.  Went and got some fresh shrimps, tore 'em open, ripped their guts out and cooked them up with some lemon, salt, pepper along with veggies to make a shrimp & veggie wrap for dinner.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/bebpo/foodfood01.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/bebpo/foodfood02.jpg)
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Post by: Rman on December 18, 2010, 11:07:11 PM
Looks good, Bepbo.  Nice camera there. 
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Post by: Rman on December 18, 2010, 11:08:42 PM
Christmas dinner has been decided:

Rib roast. Roasted brussel sprouts and Jerusalem artichokes. Homemade bread. Going to make a pie of some sort for dessert.

I can't recommend enough Cook's Illustrated Prime Rib recipe.  Let me know if you need it.
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Post by: Barry Egan on December 18, 2010, 11:12:28 PM
:bow cooks illustrated
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Post by: CrystalGemini on December 19, 2010, 07:15:02 AM
Marrow looks great. And so healthy!

I had this last night at our local izakaya, which specializes in fresh grilled fish: Tuna baked in a clay urn

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5082/5270507861_74423725de_o.jpg)
OMG That looks so good!  I've never had a bad experience with any Japanese grilled fish.  Even etiolate (who hates fish usually) likes it.  Never had it cooked in a clay urn before.  Sounds delicious! :9

Had a dinner party at a friend's house today.  Made a curry crusted lamb w/ raspberry wine reduction and mint yogurt sauce and giant oyster mushroom "chips":
(http://i51.tinypic.com/zsvfi8.jpg)
(http://i55.tinypic.com/ne97bd.jpg)
(http://i55.tinypic.com/15hdgfl.jpg)
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 19, 2010, 09:11:14 AM
daaaamn, your friend knows how to cook. :bow

The tuna was really interesting - the upper part was roast beef-like in texture and color, but the parts between the bones was basically steamed, tender and fatty. Really good. Their salmon is the bomb too. I basically stopped taking fish oil supplements because of this place. I just suck all the oil and fat off the bones of the fish and I'm good for days.
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Post by: Brehvolution on December 19, 2010, 11:59:45 AM
Bebpo, is that Na'an?
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Post by: Bebpo on December 19, 2010, 01:22:17 PM
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of tortillas unless they are freshly made so I use Na'an for a lot of things.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on December 19, 2010, 09:00:48 PM
daaaamn, your friend knows how to cook. :bow

The tuna was really interesting - the upper part was roast beef-like in texture and color, but the parts between the bones was basically steamed, tender and fatty. Really good. Their salmon is the bomb too. I basically stopped taking fish oil supplements because of this place. I just suck all the oil and fat off the bones of the fish and I'm good for days.


hahah  my friend was the only one that didn't cook!  Those were my dishes.  It was like a potluck but we all prepped and cooked at her house while she watched.   :lol
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Post by: Brehvolution on December 20, 2010, 09:13:42 AM
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of tortillas unless they are freshly made so I use Na'an for a lot of things.

The only reason I asked is that while I was reading your post, my son came in and pointed it out. It's an inside joke between us. One day at the grocery store, I pointed out the Na'an to him and told him the he loved it though I know he has never had it. He vehemently denies it every time. It just makes me laugh how mad he can get over the silliest things.  :lol
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 22, 2010, 05:56:54 PM
My wife is up in the kitchen making the following:

Momofuku Milk Bar's Blueberries & Cream Cookies
A quadruple batch of salted caramels
Chocolate malt cookie sandwiches with a white chocolate malt buttercream filling[/quote]

Time to get fat!!
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Post by: Rman on December 22, 2010, 07:47:54 PM
The Momofuku cookies are amazing.  Enjoy.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 22, 2010, 08:29:05 PM
She made their Crack Pie for Thanksgiving. OMG.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 23, 2010, 07:56:53 PM
First batch of Blueberry Cream cookies are out of the oven. Oh man, they're incredible.
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Post by: Mupepe on December 24, 2010, 03:32:56 PM
:drool

I'm making apple pie tomorrow
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Post by: Bebpo on December 24, 2010, 04:04:30 PM
Anyone oven slow cooked baby back ribs before?  I'm cooking a slab tonight for xmas eve dinner and all the recipes I'm finding have different times and heat recommendations.  I've seen 3 hours @ 300F, 2 1/2 hours @ 250F and they're usually for cooking 2 slabs.  I'm only doing 1 rack and I don't want to overcook them.  Trying to decide the timing and temp.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 24, 2010, 04:08:58 PM
get a meat thermometer!
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 24, 2010, 04:18:49 PM
Quote
My wife is up in the kitchen making the following:

Momofuku Milk Bar's Blueberries & Cream Cookies

OMG. The little milk bits add the perfect saltiness to the sweet cookie and blueberry.

Quote
A quadruple batch of salted caramels

Last year's batch was better. These are darker and stronger in flavor. Still pretty damn good, though.

Quote
Chocolate malt cookie sandwiches with a white chocolate malt buttercream filling

Had one around 1am while playing some Gundam Musou 3.... whoa...

Quote
Time to get fat!!

Already under way.
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Post by: Bebpo on December 24, 2010, 04:24:53 PM
Low and slow

Also put a pan of water in the oven

k.  I watched a few recipe vids and I think I'm going to go with 250F for 3 1/2 hours.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 24, 2010, 10:04:22 PM
(http://distillery.s3.amazonaws.com/media/2010/12/24/ea03501f1f1148acafcd795eac16cacb_7.jpg)

om nom.  I'm proud of this.  Smoked bacon coating on top of a meat loaf that has a coating of oregano, chicken broth, tomato paste, onions, along with some other things.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 24, 2010, 10:18:15 PM
(http://i53.tinypic.com/2ryjyv5.jpg)

Using a new technique from the book PD got me I finally created the loaf of bread I always wanted
:rock

omg throw a hail mary, I'll catch it with my mouth
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Post by: Bebpo on December 24, 2010, 10:25:33 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/bebpo/ribs.jpg)

Not the best picture because my family had already started digging in and breaking them apart by then, but the ribs turned out pretty good.  I definitely know how I can improve on them, but they were tender and juicy and very bbq-y.  Made them with some grilled garlic marinated asparagus, dinner rolls.  Finished with some watermelon and a pumpkin pecan crumb pie with ice cream & coffee.  Everyone enjoyed.  Tomorrow we're doing family x-mas dinner at my brothers and he's cooking a lamb stew yum yum :)
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 27, 2010, 02:03:49 AM
Pizza with roquefort and prosciutto

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5009/5295855240_4644665be0_z.jpg)

Made at special request of wife and her friend. Broke the breadmaker out of mothballs to make the dough. I used about $5 of roquefort (blue cheese) and some nice prosciutto that the friend had brought for us.

For the dough, I used crushed ice instead of water, which makes the dough rise better, apparently (air bubbles get trapped in the ice). I saw this on TV and figured I'd give it a shot. It came out really well, despite a relatively short raise of a few hrs (normally I leave it in the fridge overnight). My curse is that I still enjoy baking as an activity even though I don't eat the stuff anymore.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on December 27, 2010, 03:30:52 AM
Pizza with roquefort and prosciutto

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5009/5295855240_4644665be0_z.jpg)

Made at special request of wife and her friend. Broke the breadmaker out of mothballs to make the dough. I used about $5 of roquefort (blue cheese) and some nice prosciutto that the friend had brought for us.

For the dough, I used crushed ice instead of water, which makes the dough rise better, apparently (air bubbles get trapped in the ice). I saw this on TV and figured I'd give it a shot. It came out really well, despite a relatively short raise of a few hrs (normally I leave it in the fridge overnight). My curse is that I still enjoy baking as an activity even though I don't eat the stuff anymore.

WHAT?  Why not?  :(
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 27, 2010, 04:05:26 AM
I eat Paleo, which means no rice, bread, pasta, sugar etc

http://robbwolf.com/faq/#overview

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Post by: TEEEPO on December 27, 2010, 04:07:47 AM
:drool
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Post by: CrystalGemini on December 27, 2010, 07:30:38 AM
I eat Paleo, which means no rice, bread, pasta, sugar etc

http://robbwolf.com/faq/#overview



Oh sounds interesting.  How is it working for you?
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 27, 2010, 09:47:35 AM
I feel great on it. Which makes sense to me, since this is what we evolved to eat. I mostly cook for myself anyway so it's no big deal for me to avoid the bad stuff.
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Post by: Mupepe on December 27, 2010, 11:13:47 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/bebpo/ribs.jpg)

Not the best picture because my family had already started digging in and breaking them apart by then, but the ribs turned out pretty good.  I definitely know how I can improve on them, but they were tender and juicy and very bbq-y.  Made them with some grilled garlic marinated asparagus, dinner rolls.  Finished with some watermelon and a pumpkin pecan crumb pie with ice cream & coffee.  Everyone enjoyed.  Tomorrow we're doing family x-mas dinner at my brothers and he's cooking a lamb stew yum yum :)
:bow Bebpo :bow2

When I do baby back ribs, I do it for at 250 for 3.5 hrs too.  we probably looked at the same recipe :lol
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Post by: Yoritomo on December 27, 2010, 01:18:26 PM
It's pretty family oriented but if you like classic American style heirloom foods (casseroles, baked treats etc... ) Cook's Country Magazine does a good job of putting twists on classic recipes.  Renewed my wife's subscription recently.  It's really not foody or very different from recipes your mother might have given you when you first moved out but different enough we've found at least one new recipe to work into our family rotation in every issue.

Honestly I'm just tagging this thread for future reference  :D
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Post by: Mupepe on December 27, 2010, 01:36:56 PM
i'm looking for a good recipe for stuffed jalapenos.  anyone know one?
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Post by: Dickie Dee on December 27, 2010, 11:54:23 PM
Makin' Tikka Masala tomorrow, chicken is in the fridge marinating tonight. :hyper
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Post by: Brehvolution on December 28, 2010, 01:47:09 PM
:bow prosciutto
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Post by: Mupepe on December 28, 2010, 03:40:06 PM
making some ny strip steaks tonight :drool
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Post by: CrystalGemini on December 29, 2010, 04:31:52 AM
I feel great on it. Which makes sense to me, since this is what we evolved to eat. I mostly cook for myself anyway so it's no big deal for me to avoid the bad stuff.

I might bring it up with my mom - she's been having a hard time with adjusting her diet after getting diabetes but this one sounds like something she might actually like!

We'll run it by her doctor.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 29, 2010, 07:41:48 PM
I feel great on it. Which makes sense to me, since this is what we evolved to eat. I mostly cook for myself anyway so it's no big deal for me to avoid the bad stuff.

I might bring it up with my mom - she's been having a hard time with adjusting her diet after getting diabetes but this one sounds like something she might actually like!

We'll run it by her doctor.

Doctors, by and large, don't know shit about nutrition (or more accurately, don't implement what they do know). I'm healthier than every fucking doctor I've ever met.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 29, 2010, 07:47:43 PM
Ask Smooth Groove, he's in great shape
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 29, 2010, 08:08:36 PM
He sez to eat Fat Burger, and work out 3 times a week to work it off
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Post by: brawndolicious on December 30, 2010, 01:40:04 AM
No he says if you're working out a normal amount then the occasional vice is not a big deal.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 02, 2011, 10:53:02 AM
From today:

Roast pork shoulder w/garlic and rosemary
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5083/5315766257_0f67bd95ec_z.jpg)

Fried some nice shiitake, with a basic soy sauce/ginger/sake sauce:
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5130/5315733205_fc0da9eb38.jpg)

Plated with baked apples, potatoes and shiitake
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5041/5316368418_baf83c8ba4.jpg)

The apples were baked in the same tray as the pork. The potatoes went in a separate dish but basted them in the pork juice anyway. Of course I did.

I ended up eating the whole thing myself. 300g of pork bitches. Sometimes it's fucking great to be married to a vegetarian.

Fried apples / Cappucino
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5004/5315709609_f3cd410fdc.jpg)
The leftover apples are just fried in butter with nutmeg, cinnamon, some dried fruit and a splash of Cointreau. Cover in whipped cream if you like (I did). No sugar required, IMHO.

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Post by: Bebpo on January 02, 2011, 02:36:48 PM
That all looks delicious  :hyper
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Post by: BlueTsunami on January 02, 2011, 03:01:31 PM
:drool
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Post by: CajoleJuice on January 04, 2011, 05:46:07 PM
holy shit that looks awesome

i would fuck you for that food

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ok, i'd fuck you anyway   :tauntaun
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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 04, 2011, 06:46:41 PM
I'm going vegetarian for the week :maf

if serios...:(
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 10, 2011, 09:20:22 AM
Made a sausage and langoustine gumbo tonight:
(http://i56.tinypic.com/1zgc95k.jpg)
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Post by: Brehvolution on January 18, 2011, 09:55:23 AM
Ate some of my mother in law's eggplant parm while watching football this weekend. She made 20 of these and froze them using the eggplant from her garden.
(http://i53.tinypic.com/25usayx.jpg)

Last night the wife and I made our favorite bean salad:
(http://i56.tinypic.com/m79sm.jpg)

1 green pepper
1 yellow pepper
1 red pepper
1 orange pepper
1 can corn
1 can great northern beans
1 can kidney beans
1 can black beans
1 can pink beans
1 block of cheese( in this case we used sharp cheddar, but we usually use pepper jack)
salt
pepper
a little garlic powder
Paul Newman's Balsamic vinaigrette
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Post by: Mupepe on January 18, 2011, 10:32:20 AM
oh man.  eggplant parm :drool
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Post by: BlueTsunami on January 30, 2011, 12:12:02 PM
Not sophisticated high culinary stuff but I just made some Captain Crunch Chicken for the second time (first time was yesterday, didn't go to well. Its my first time breading chicken). So this is the second time 'round and I tweaked some stuff from yesterday. Some pictures...

(http://i.imgur.com/TyR0o.jpg)
The Setup: Captain Crunch pounded to a course grain, eggs (they haven't been beaten with milk yet) and flour with adobo for seasoning

(http://i.imgur.com/yB1hz.jpg)
Frying the chicken tenders in vegetable oil at a notch beyond medium

(http://i.imgur.com/3PRG9.jpg)
Success!

Nice mixture of sweet and savory and frying them in the pan (as opposed to cooking them in the oven) gives that much needed crunch to the outside. I think if I make them again I'll mess with the ratio of flower to seasoning some more so that the seasoning comes through more. This also makes me want to make some straight up panko breaded tenders and dip the tenders in some sauce. A little more highbrow but I don't think I can go back to frozen pre-cooked tenders anymore after this.

Oh and here's a bonus extreme closeup...

(http://i.imgur.com/S49SG.jpg)
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Post by: Nintendosbooger on January 30, 2011, 12:29:09 PM
I'd love to learn how to cook. The Foreman grill is getting old and it's not giving me any pussy points. I used to tease a buddy of mine for knowing how to cook and now his apartment is a regular hangout/pre-party spot for fine bitches. They love his little appetizers, and I feel like less of a man whenever my hungry ass is there and eats some of his food along with them.

My problem is that I have to go through all the trouble of shopping for the right ingredients and kitchen items. Are there basic kitchen utensils and ingredients that I could start with, then build on from there?
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Post by: Rman on January 30, 2011, 09:58:46 PM
The most basic is of equipment would be this--a pan, a knife, a bowl for mixing, and a wooden spoon.

With a good quality pan you sauté, pan fry, pan roast, stir fry, and even shallow poach.

For ingredients, just learn to cook basic proteins--beef, pork, and chicken.  Eggs are a great start.  Green vegetables and starches--pasta, rice, etc.

You can then learn your favorites or a particular cuisine--Italian, etc.

And get a good basic goodbook for reference.  The Internet is nice, but I'm partial to cookbooks.  I like How to Cook Everything or the Joy of Cooking.

PBS also has some good shows.  Food Network used to good when they had chefs on, which was years ago.  All the chef driven shows are on PBS or the Cooking Channel, which the Food Network owns.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on January 31, 2011, 12:48:01 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/3PRG9.jpg)


:drool

Those pig knuckles sure look tasty. 
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Post by: BlueTsunami on January 31, 2011, 08:00:38 AM
:lol  :whip
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Post by: Brehvolution on January 31, 2011, 09:12:45 AM
Looks finger lickin good. :drool
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Post by: TEEEPO on January 31, 2011, 11:31:42 AM
anyone have any recommendations on classic Italian cookbooks?

been having a carb itch lately. pasta :drool
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Post by: TEEEPO on January 31, 2011, 05:19:12 PM
that's exactly what i wanted  :)
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Post by: Dickie Dee on January 31, 2011, 07:37:29 PM
No exact recipe but made a mussels with a hot and sour thai broth/soup

few pounds of mussels, broth was a few cups of water, Sriracha hot sauce, and big spoonful of cane sugar

finished off with lime and cilantro

was gooood
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 01, 2011, 05:51:30 PM
:drool

Nothing like mussels in broth.  I could moules-frites 3 times a day in the south of France.

That's my plan while we're in Belgium in April. That, and beer and liege.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on February 01, 2011, 08:46:36 PM
I had no idea this was a common pairing. Doesn't seem like two things that naturally go hand in hand. I'd still order them 'till I near puked though.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on February 03, 2011, 07:32:49 PM
:drool

Nothing like mussels in broth.  I could moules-frites 3 times a day in the south of France.

That's my plan while we're in Belgium in April. That, and beer and liege.

that's some good eats, go hog wild. I'm sure you will be hammering the beer as well :drool
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Post by: Smooth Groove on February 07, 2011, 12:41:03 AM
Had dinner at Wood Ranch tonight, a Southern California mini chain restaurant.  I tried 3 cuts of their steaks and several of their BBQ items.  Everything was solid for the price.  The quality is midway between Claim Jumper's and a gourmet steakhouse but the price is much closer to Claim Jumper.  It's worth a look for people in the area looking for a quality meal at an affordable price. 
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Post by: CrystalGemini on February 07, 2011, 07:14:20 PM
For Superbowl Sunday I made buffalo wings w/ celery and Chinese chicken and corn egg flower soup (because etiolate never had it before. :D ).
(http://i51.tinypic.com/1073lnn.jpg)

(http://i51.tinypic.com/5zffk7.jpg)
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2011, 01:39:35 AM
how did you prepare the wings? :bow
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Post by: CrystalGemini on February 08, 2011, 04:13:33 AM
how did you prepare the wings? :bow

I used a mix of flour, chili powder, cayenne pepper, salt and black pepper to coat.  Then I refrigerated them and recoat them just before frying.  :)
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 11, 2011, 09:18:33 PM
Soo I bought some edamame and I have a ghetto cuisine question: what's wrong with eating the pods? I read you just pop the beans out, but if that's the case why even season the damn stuff. I'm eating the entire thing right now and it's pretty sweet
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Post by: etiolate on March 12, 2011, 05:34:28 AM
 :lol :lol :lol Oh PD....
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Post by: CrystalGemini on March 12, 2011, 06:06:26 AM
^-My bad.  That was me surfing on etiolate's computer. :X
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 12, 2011, 08:37:00 AM
I wonder if it hit PD yet
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2011, 03:02:23 PM
:fbm

my stomach feels like shit
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2011, 03:48:28 PM
I'll have to try something different today then  :-\

Think I'll take them out the pops and saute with some corn, mushrooms, and garlic
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Post by: CrystalGemini on March 24, 2011, 11:12:45 PM
Made herb crusted lamb ribs today.  Used marjoram, savory, thyme, rosemary, basil, fennel, lavender, tarragon and pink salt.
(http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/188963_774270943268_60710639_39235510_465416_n.jpg)
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Post by: etiolate on March 25, 2011, 12:27:03 AM
:fbm

my stomach feels like shit

I would like to say that I ate nearly half a bowl of edamame w/ pods in a sushi place once (the waitress kept staring at me doing it) and had no digestive problems whatsoever. I have also eaten gouda cheese and the wax its wrapped in with no probs.

I got mad digestive power.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2011, 12:31:13 AM
I've tried a couple different things with them so far. this:

[youtube=560,345]gvpOGfpBApo[/youtube]
(didn't have enough cajun style spices to make it work, but they tasted pretty good roasted)

and I've sauted them with bell peppers, carrots, mushrooms, and garlic. Very good
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 26, 2011, 07:59:41 PM
Stopped at a local Italian bakery and got some stuff (Truffle Bomb, Lemon Squares, slice of Raspberry Cake and a small Turamasu square... all for $11). Here's a shot of the Truffle Bomb...

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5092/5562739930_b2a934c342_b.jpg)
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Post by: etiolate on March 26, 2011, 10:04:53 PM
that looks bomb
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 26, 2011, 10:05:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/okF99.jpg)

:drool
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Post by: Rman on March 26, 2011, 11:52:23 PM
:lol @ PD. 
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Post by: CrystalGemini on April 04, 2011, 06:35:34 AM
Anybody have any good rabbit recipes?  Trying to brainstorm for Easter.
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Post by: The Sceneman on April 04, 2011, 06:37:29 AM
eating rabbit on easter :rofl

I've never used rabbit myself (I hate gamey meat - save for Kangaroo), but afaik it isn't very versatile. I think you'll be looking at Rabbit Stew and thats about it
[youtube=560,345]9YdXbklq5M4[/youtube]
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2011, 02:41:26 PM
:lol @ PD. 

help a brotha out, any suggestions?
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Post by: Rman on April 04, 2011, 04:46:16 PM
:lol @ PD. 

help a brotha out, any suggestions?
Sure.  I'm at work now.  But I'll give you some suggestions later.
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Post by: Rman on April 04, 2011, 04:47:05 PM
Anybody have any good rabbit recipes?  Trying to brainstorm for Easter.
Braised Rabbit french style is always a winner.

Here's a good intro: http://honest-food.net/2008/12/30/classic-civet-of-hare/
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Post by: CrystalGemini on April 05, 2011, 03:59:59 AM
Oh nice!  Thanks for the recipe.  I've run across that website before.  He has a roast rabbit recipe that looks interesting too.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on April 05, 2011, 06:13:10 AM
Found this recipe on youtube:
[youtube=560,345]aAIdr-_ozGE[/youtube]
Dunno he seems to have had a pint or two before filming too.
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Post by: Rman on April 05, 2011, 02:41:10 PM
Oh nice!  Thanks for the recipe.  I've run across that website before.  He has a roast rabbit recipe that looks interesting too.
His recipes are gold for game meats--rabbit, venison, boar, etc.
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Post by: Rman on April 05, 2011, 07:00:29 PM
Check your PMs, PD.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on April 25, 2011, 07:44:01 AM
Happy Easter, all! :D  Post Easter noms!

Rabbit with creamy dijon sauce and deep fried brussels sprouts
(http://i54.tinypic.com/s13vaq.jpg)

Potato cashew soup with cheese and bacon
(http://i56.tinypic.com/23tl4sl.jpg)
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Post by: CrystalGemini on April 25, 2011, 09:43:25 PM
Had some extra rabbit bits and being PUMPED after watching the behind the scenes for the new Hobbit movie I decided to make a rabbit stew with PO-TA-TOES. :D

(http://i52.tinypic.com/16iwfw1.jpg)
(http://i51.tinypic.com/2jdx60.jpg)
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Post by: Rman on April 25, 2011, 11:30:57 PM
Made some pan fried chicken thighs in clarified butter, sautéed spinach with garlic and olive oil, and diced avocadoes with garlic and sriracha.  So good.
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Post by: TEEEPO on April 27, 2011, 06:12:29 PM
just curious.

i generally stick to cooking books but anyone have any favorite websites for recipes? i'm looking for more sites like the honest-food one that was posted earlier. soo goood
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Post by: Rman on April 28, 2011, 01:03:55 AM
Have fun:
http://101cookbooks.com/
http://homesicktexan.blogspot.com/
http://simplyrecipes.com/
http://smittenkitchen.com/
http://smittenkitchen.com/
http://steamykitchen.com/
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Post by: TEEEPO on April 28, 2011, 11:32:41 AM
thanks brah <3
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Post by: CrystalGemini on May 10, 2011, 10:23:31 PM
Lentil soup with ham and thyme:
(http://i51.tinypic.com/2vs52wy.jpg)
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Post by: CrystalGemini on May 27, 2011, 02:24:01 AM
Tried my hand at Păo de Queijo today:
(http://i51.tinypic.com/21m7ryf.jpg)
They were yummy but not quite ball shaped.  :/
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Post by: Groogrux on June 01, 2011, 12:59:25 PM
just curious.

i generally stick to cooking books but anyone have any favorite websites for recipes? i'm looking for more sites like the honest-food one that was posted earlier. soo goood

My wife is particularly fond of http://www.ourbestbites.com/ (http://www.ourbestbites.com/).  The recipes she makes from that website are good, but I don't think many of them are good for you.  And they're all relatively easy to make.

On another note, I just sliced up a batch of frozen beef.  I'm going to marinade that beef in soy sauce, terriaki sauce, liquid smoke, brown sugar, garlic powder, black pepper, and a little bit of Maker's Mark bourbon for four hours.  After that; it will begin the process into becoming JERKY!  :drool
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 01, 2011, 10:07:07 PM
wow, could you find anything else horrible to soak it in
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Post by: Groogrux on June 02, 2011, 12:26:57 AM
Well I think I missed a giant pile of dogshit somewhere along the way...  :(

But it actually tastes really good.  What do you put in your jerky?
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 02, 2011, 01:27:09 AM
I don't eat it, because of all the sugar and crap. I mean, ok, it's probably way less sugar than a candy bar, but you don't have to eat beef that way so why go out of your way to do it.
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Post by: chronovore on June 06, 2011, 11:24:58 AM
Some people want meat-flavored chewing gum. What's wrong with that?
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Post by: Mupepe on June 06, 2011, 11:56:10 AM
beef jerky is a delicious snack.  Though I haven't had it in years
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 06, 2011, 12:11:18 PM
Now I want beef jerky.
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Post by: Brehvolution on June 06, 2011, 02:04:48 PM
I've had bear jerky and it was the best jerky I've ever had since.
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Post by: Mupepe on June 06, 2011, 02:05:32 PM
I've had bear jerky and it was the best jerky I've ever had since.
you son of a bitch.  i'm jealous
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Post by: Brehvolution on June 06, 2011, 02:24:07 PM
Bear meat is pretty fatty so that added a lot of flavor. I'm half tempted to hunt bear just to make jerky. :drool
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 06, 2011, 02:24:19 PM
I haven't had bear jerky, but moose jerky is really good.
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Post by: Mupepe on June 06, 2011, 02:42:55 PM
Bear meat is pretty fatty so that added a lot of flavor. I'm half tempted to hunt bear just to make jerky. :drool
Demi can probably help you find one and i'll split the cost

I haven't had bear jerky, but moose jerky is really good.
Oooh, I've seen moose jerky sold around here at some of the country stores.
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Post by: chronovore on June 06, 2011, 09:11:54 PM
Bear meat is pretty fatty so that added a lot of flavor. I'm half tempted to hunt bear just to make jerky. :drool

Take a knife or something sharp. Just in case.
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Post by: Mupepe on June 08, 2011, 11:50:41 AM
Yeah, the wife and I decided there's no need to ever buy a burger outside the house. 

(http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/1306/photo86df0e712f5df7beb7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/831/photo86df0e712f5df7beb7.jpg/)

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Post by: CrystalGemini on June 14, 2011, 05:26:56 AM
Good ol' fry up (for lunch - not a morning person) :X
(http://i51.tinypic.com/15zjqmp.jpg)
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Post by: CrystalGemini on June 14, 2011, 05:46:47 AM
Also I tried Five Guys.  Verdict: meh. Their burgers are like a middle point between McDonalds and In'n'Out.  Definitely over-hyped.  I'm still hungry. :-\

My burger
(http://i52.tinypic.com/w2og49.jpg)

Cajun fries
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2a7immx.jpg)

etiolate's hotdog
(http://i55.tinypic.com/288ccg9.jpg)

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Post by: Brehvolution on June 14, 2011, 09:21:36 AM
They just so happen to be building a Five Guys right near where I work. I'm looking forward to trying them out. Especially dem cajun fries. :drool
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Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2011, 10:21:30 AM
Five Guys is pretty damn good for a fast food burger.  A bit pricey, but pretty good especially with all the customization.  And yeah, I'm usually still hungry after eating their burger.  But the fries usually do me in.

And damn CG, those eggs look good.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on June 14, 2011, 10:37:15 PM
The fries weren't crispy.  :(  I think that was the most disappointing part.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 14, 2011, 11:06:15 PM
That's the 5 Guys I keep hearing about? Disappointment total.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 16, 2011, 03:42:57 PM
I know it's blasphemy, but I feel the same way about In-N-Out. It's good, but all the hype is out of control.
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Post by: Beezy on June 16, 2011, 04:10:31 PM
I've eaten at Five Guys a couple of times in the past 3 months. I had Shake Shack for the first time in over a year last weekend. You can't even compare the two. Shake Shack's patty alone just tastes so much better.
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Post by: demi on June 16, 2011, 04:46:33 PM
Bear meat is pretty fatty so that added a lot of flavor. I'm half tempted to hunt bear just to make jerky. :drool

Banned beyond the stratosphere - see ya
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Post by: tiesto on June 16, 2011, 10:25:54 PM
Burgers at 5 guys are decent, nothing special... but the Cajun fries are damned good. I usually end up grilling my own burger (with a bit of worcestershire, teriyaki and rosemary added) or getting from American Roadside, a small local fast food burger joint.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 16, 2011, 10:38:22 PM
grilling your own has the advantage of knowing wtf is in it
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Post by: CrystalGemini on June 17, 2011, 06:31:10 AM
I know it's blasphemy, but I feel the same way about In-N-Out. It's good, but all the hype is out of control.

Not blasphemy at all.  I used to be a big supporter of In-N-Out but the last few years have been disappointing.  Maybe it's the economy but the quality has really taken a nosedive.  :-\
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Post by: Rman on June 17, 2011, 10:23:57 AM
Love Shake Shack.  It kills all.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 17, 2011, 11:27:18 AM
Lunchbox Lab in Seattle is my favorite, but we don't go there often since you end up dropping $40 for 2 burgers, 2 shakes and 2 fries.
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Post by: Barry Egan on June 17, 2011, 08:54:18 PM
I'm living a block away from a Shake Shack :bow2

my gut  :'( :'(
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Post by: chronovore on June 19, 2011, 02:03:04 AM
In Japan, the only decent burger I've had are from Wolfgang Puck's Café. I've had them in Roppongi and Yokohama. Ľ1500 but perfect. Next are Kua Aina burgers, which are Ľ1300 or so and a little tough, so it seems not worth it. Their fries are greasy and thin as well. They do have Fire Rock Pale Ale on hand though, which inclines me to be forgiving.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 19, 2011, 04:08:29 AM
your info is waaaay out of date, Chrono. Good burgers are everywhere now.
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Post by: chronovore on June 19, 2011, 10:10:54 AM
You live in Tokyo. You had Chipotle Tabasco WAY before we got it in Osaka. And Sam Adams Boston Lager as well. I'm in the culture ghetto.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 19, 2011, 03:34:38 PM
That burger place we went to before the Giants game last year was really good. Blackcow, right?

There's also a Kua Aina in Tokyo, which is good eats.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 19, 2011, 08:00:53 PM
Yeah, but there are literally dozens and dozens of places like that now. It's like Napoli-style pizza - for years there were only a few places in the whole city, then BOOM, it's everywhere.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on June 20, 2011, 04:53:15 AM
Happy Father's Day!
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Post by: chronovore on June 20, 2011, 07:55:45 AM
Lobster AND fatty pork in one meal? I've got a food-woodie.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 20, 2011, 08:13:08 AM
mmm, protein...gotta love how there is almost never a carbohydrate to be found in CG's posts :bow

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5032/5852139053_3effee3dee_z.jpg)

Continuing that theme, crossposted from the Fitness thread: I give you tonight's fitness regime...call me lazy if you will but I prefer this to jogging and futsal.... 

The chicken was probably excessive but I had some leftover that I wanted to get rid of. The steak was done Billy Rygar-style of course (broiled in the oven on low heat first, then seared). The salad is just some baby leaf stuff bought in a bag from the supermarket, with some tomatoes on top (marinated in olive oil, garlic, balsamico, salt and pepper). The chicken was also store bought...always have a few precooked chicken breasts in the fridge for slicing into salads or just eating cold. The green stuff on top left is pureed broccoli (lots of cream and butter). Anyone can do this kind of food...the only thing that even takes practice is timing the steak. Even that is hard to really fuck up unless you burn it black.
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Post by: chronovore on June 20, 2011, 09:03:40 AM
"I see a red steak and I want to burn it blaaaaaack..."
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Post by: CrystalGemini on June 20, 2011, 09:06:59 AM
Lobster AND fatty pork in one meal? I've got a food-woodie.
Pork BELL-AY!!! GET IN MAH BELL-AY!!!  :drool
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 20, 2011, 11:59:59 PM
"I see a red steak and I want to burn it blaaaaaack..."
this.

That red...smh  :-\
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 21, 2011, 12:02:35 AM
if you want grey meat, you may as well stick to hamburger, babycakes
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Post by: Groogrux on June 21, 2011, 05:28:39 PM
Not even hamburger tastes good completely cooked.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on July 01, 2011, 10:37:47 PM
Went to a Mexican restaurant chain that popped up in the area a couple of months ago. Mexican food is a rarity up here (Massachusetts). Got the Pojo Relleno...

(http://i.imgur.com/rYL1u.jpg)

Basically chicken breasts that have been grilled on top of each other with cheese and sliced mushrooms in the middle which is on top of a chimichurri sauce (first time tasing chimichurri). Was really, really good. Love the taste of cilantro. The red sauce I believe is a mild chile sauce which was nice and sweet.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on July 01, 2011, 10:43:31 PM
looks excellent. Never heard of chimichurri - what goes into it? I presume it's based on tomatoes and chili.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on July 01, 2011, 10:50:49 PM
From the top of my head I know that chimichurri has a lot of stuffed mixed in, the exact items I had to Wiki...

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Chimichurri is made from finely chopped parsley, minced garlic, vegetable oil or olive oil, white or red vinegar, and red pepper flakes. Additional flavorings such as paprika (pimenton dulce), oregano, cumin, thyme, (coriander leaf), lemon, and bay leaf (laurel), and in the red version, tomato and red bell pepper may also be added.

Could really taste the parsley in their version and there was definitely cilantro. The best thing about it though is the texture, it has a sort of thickness to it but still tastes very fresh. It sort of reminded me of mashed potatoes, the texture. Mixed well with the savoriness of the chicken.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on July 02, 2011, 04:24:19 AM
Steak nachos.  So easy yet so good!  etiolate left some thai chili peppers at my place so I threw some in there too.  :9

(http://i51.tinypic.com/2dkwq48.jpg)

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Post by: CrystalGemini on July 08, 2011, 11:20:56 PM
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Post by: chronovore on July 10, 2011, 08:19:07 AM
Just seeing these perfect breakfast items shot my eyebrows up with SUCH OVERWHELMING FORCE that it drove my hairline back an additional half-inch.
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Post by: TEEEPO on July 10, 2011, 08:49:01 AM
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Post by: TEEEPO on July 10, 2011, 08:50:19 AM
nm, that was easy enough. this morning is going to rule
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Post by: Rman on July 10, 2011, 09:16:13 AM
Love the eggs wrapped in bacon, GC.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 10, 2011, 12:33:36 PM
The wife and I went up to Vancouver, BC for our 5th wedding anniversary on Friday. We had our yearly dinner at Bin 941.

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Oh Bin, how I love thee. Big thanks to Mr. Rygar for suggesting it to us many years ago.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 10, 2011, 08:13:15 PM
Wife is out of town in Boston (again) for business. I'm grillin' for one.

--Angus beef burger stuffed with fresh garlic and bleu cheese.
--Japanese yam fries currently soaking in extra virgin olive oil, sea salt, cracked pepper, fresh garlic and curry powder.
--Topping the burger with mayo, ketchup, plus home-grown lettuce and the first ripe Purple Cherokee heirloom tomato from our garden.
--Drinkin' a bottle of Avery DuganA Imperial IPA while I grill and eat.

:rock
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Post by: BlueTsunami on July 10, 2011, 08:18:10 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/264208_886294422318_60710639_39979625_6228130_n.jpg)

Little works of art. Looks so good too.
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Post by: Himu on July 10, 2011, 08:57:37 PM
What's the best kind of potato for sauteed potatoes? :)
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 10, 2011, 10:28:12 PM
(http://i54.tinypic.com/2vadvg5.jpg)
Perfect night for grilling on the patio. 75 degrees with an ice cold beer.

(http://i55.tinypic.com/2uhtw11.jpg)
Yeah, I'm not a food stylist.
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Post by: Himu on July 10, 2011, 10:37:11 PM
that looks amazing
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 10, 2011, 10:41:28 PM
I made a mixture of mayo, ketchup and curry powder for both the burger and the yam fries. OMG.

Avery's DuganA Imperial IPA was pretty damn awesome as well. So much better than their more popular Maharaja Imperial IPA.

I love beer. So glad there's a craft beer movement, otherwise people might think my hobby was just alcoholism. :lol

Both of my grandfathers are in fact alcoholics, so if I had any sort of addiction towards alcohol, I'd stop drinking immediately.
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Post by: TEEEPO on July 11, 2011, 12:59:02 AM
alcoholism is a bad thing?

the craft beer movement has literally made me into one.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on July 11, 2011, 07:24:09 AM
nm, that was easy enough. this morning is going to rule
:lol Yah super easy if you have a cupcake sheet.
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Post by: Mupepe on July 11, 2011, 10:35:51 AM
I got a smoker and decided to do a big bbq this weekend on it.  I made chicken thighs, corn on the cob, brisket and sausage.

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(http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/9222/photoc1b5e1efcf22958abe.jpg)
^^ Brisket - Stuffed with bacon and onions.  Created a rub from brown sugar, salt and pepper.  Basted with red wine vinegar and vegetable oil.  Smoked for 8 hours.  Internal temp didn't get to where I wanted it exactly but it still turned out great.  The 2nd pic is about 5 or 6 hours into smoking.  mmmmmm   

(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5064/photod9361680613795d0b6.jpg)
Corn on the cob - smoked for 2 hours.  Rubbed with a mixture of garlic, butter, olive oil and salt and pepper

(http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/5497/photof0166ed8bd8d670340.jpg)
Sausage and chicken - Smoked for 2 hours - Nothing to the sausage, the chicken was rubbed with a little bit olive oil, salt, pepper and lemon pepper.  The inside of the chicken was so damn juicy.

Everything was smoked using Jack Daniels woodchips.
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 11, 2011, 10:37:56 AM
:omg looks so good! :drool
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Post by: Cormacaroni on July 11, 2011, 10:39:42 AM
:drool
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Post by: Mupepe on July 11, 2011, 10:48:10 AM
It was amazing!  The brisket made it to a safe internal temp, but it was still not even cooked an hour per lb but people kept telling me to take it out because they were hungry and it seemed tender so I obliged.  No need to let it rest because it was gone in about 15 minutes.  There were about 10 people and 11 lbs was gone in about 15 minutes.  16 bucks for 11 lbs of meat and it was better than 90% of the brisket I've eaten at restaurants here in Texas.  So fucking worth it. 
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Post by: benjipwns on July 14, 2011, 06:58:14 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/7XwEr.jpg)

Does this count? $1.25 for the drumsticks, roasted with garlic, paprika, pepper, salt, sage, thyme, rosemary.

Something easy to let roast while I dicked around. Had some salad while it cooked. Then nomned the drumsticks.

Not fancy, but good.
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Post by: Mupepe on July 14, 2011, 10:14:19 AM
I cook drumstricks at least twice a week usually

:bow drumsticks :bow2

Cheap and delicious
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Post by: Cormacaroni on July 15, 2011, 01:20:21 AM
Do you marinate first or fire away?
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Post by: benjipwns on July 15, 2011, 03:08:53 AM
Do you marinate first or fire away?
I tend to do them different every time, same with steak, sometimes marinate or dry rub, sometimes just season before cooking, mostly depends on when I want to eat them. These I just seasoned then let them sit and come up to room temp and then while the oven preheated and I prepped the pan.

Dunno if you were asking me or Mupepe, answered anyway.  :lol
I cook drumstricks at least twice a week usually

:bow drumsticks :bow2

Cheap and delicious
And they come with their own handle!
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Post by: Mupepe on July 15, 2011, 10:05:05 AM
Either way, same for me lulz

Drumsticks are usually my "shit what am i gonna eat?" dependable food.  So if I manage to take them out in time I'll marinate them.  If not, then I'll let it get to room temp before cooking, season them right before they hit the oven and that's it. 

If I'm feeling super lazy, it's just olive oil, salt and pepper. 
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Post by: CrystalGemini on July 16, 2011, 01:41:52 AM
Quick and easy chicken quarters for me tomorrow ($.99/lb at Safeway right now  :hyper).  My default seasonings are garlic salt, pepper, paprika, and parsley flakes.  Rinse off chicken, pat dry, season, bake, eat.  Such a time and stress saver when cooking for a family of 6 (more if the boyfriends are over).  Chop some romaine, shave some asiago, slice mushrooms, toast some Brazil nuts for a salad. 
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Post by: CrystalGemini on July 17, 2011, 02:49:55 AM
Pics of the above:
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(http://i56.tinypic.com/nl7kfl.jpg)
Had some extra mushrooms, some bacon grease, and a ton of garlic so I decided to make some sauteed mushrooms too (with pasta for everyone else, plain for me - pasta :yuck):
(http://i53.tinypic.com/2vlm7n8.jpg)
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Post by: TEEEPO on July 17, 2011, 03:09:41 AM
marry me? :-*
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 17, 2011, 03:32:19 PM
So how do you save bacon grease and how long does it keep?
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Post by: CrystalGemini on July 18, 2011, 06:14:39 AM
Oh I don't save it.  I just used the leftover bacon grease from the bacon crumbles for the salad (I put some of the bacon in the mushrooms too).  I just don't see the point in wasting perfectly good butter or oil when you have bacon grease right there. More flavor too! :)
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Post by: Mupepe on July 18, 2011, 10:05:55 AM
I save my bacon grease (if i don't end up using it on something).  It keeps for a long time.  A couple of months at least.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on July 18, 2011, 09:48:03 PM
That's a good idea.  My mom renders pork fat and keeps it, makes for some great recipes - don't know why I didn't think of doing the same for bacon.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on July 19, 2011, 12:09:20 AM
I save mine...in the frying pan
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Post by: Great Rumbler on July 20, 2011, 01:35:52 PM
I made some Mexican-style chicken soup today:

Dumped some frozen chicken in a pot [wish I had some of that rotisserie chicken from Wal-Mart, but had to make do without]
Added some bell peppers, onions, carrots, corn, and pinto beans
Added some Cajun seasoning, chili powder, salt, pepper, and a dash of a few other random spices [just kind of playing it by ear]
Added in a bit of Louisiana hot sauce, Worcestershire sause, and soy sauce
Added some cut up corn tortillas
Let it cook for a while
It still didn't taste quite right though, so I dumped in some canned salsa

Apparently that last bit did the trick, because it was zomg good.  :drool
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 20, 2011, 01:41:53 PM
Pics, man. Pics!
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Post by: Great Rumbler on July 20, 2011, 03:07:21 PM
Here you go:

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/DSC00972.jpg)
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 20, 2011, 04:17:16 PM
:drool
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 21, 2011, 12:27:53 AM
(http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/284386_2278216156035_1267691058_32707588_1389762_n.jpg)

Grilled apricots with vanilla bean ice cream and chocolate mint from the garden.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on July 21, 2011, 12:53:26 AM
Damn, that's impressive! Explain your technique in more detail please. You used a knife for the slicing I'm guessing, and maybe some kind of grill for the grilling...?
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Post by: Beezy on July 21, 2011, 01:39:47 AM
 :lol
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Post by: chronovore on July 21, 2011, 08:13:42 AM
Damn, that's impressive! Explain your technique in more detail please. You used a knife for the slicing I'm guessing, and maybe some kind of grill for the grilling...?

And some kind of bean for the beaning.

Still: WANT.
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Post by: Mupepe on July 21, 2011, 10:12:13 AM
that looks fuckin good :drool

I'm using the smoker again this weekend :hyper
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 11, 2011, 07:35:36 PM
Mom's teaching me how to make preserved egg and pork congee today.  :D

Pics later.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 12, 2011, 01:01:03 AM
Mom made braised pork belly.  :drool

YAH THAT'S A NIPPLE. It was delicious.  :smug
(http://i53.tinypic.com/30bclkw.jpg)
(http://i52.tinypic.com/opvbjb.jpg)
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Post by: BlueTsunami on August 12, 2011, 01:02:25 AM
'dat nipple :(

But I'd eat it anyways
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Post by: Fresh Prince on August 12, 2011, 01:02:41 AM
Fuck that looks good.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 12, 2011, 01:07:30 AM
OK now congee pics:

(http://i55.tinypic.com/2v0e8ud.jpg)
(http://i52.tinypic.com/3451qpe.jpg)
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(http://i56.tinypic.com/20rs8yc.jpg)
(http://i56.tinypic.com/33y6ver.jpg)
(http://i55.tinypic.com/33arn1w.jpg)
SOOOOO GOOOOODDD...
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Post by: Brehvolution on August 12, 2011, 09:29:19 AM
Excuse my ignorance, but where do black eggs come from?  :-[
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Post by: Beezy on August 12, 2011, 11:49:46 AM
hell
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Post by: chronovore on August 12, 2011, 07:02:19 PM
Excuse my ignorance, but where do black eggs come from?  :-[

They're pickled. Or fermented.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 12, 2011, 07:52:14 PM
Yah they're basically burried under a bunch of clay and ash for a few months.  Not so much pickled or fermented.  It's a sort of dry curing.
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Post by: Mupepe on August 15, 2011, 10:18:01 AM
Smoked my third brisket and I've finally found the basis for my brisket recipe.  I'm just going to work on a better rub but even without doing that, I can confidently say this is the best brisket I've ever eaten.  It only took 12 hours of my time and 20 bucks to make it and I have 8 lbs of it.  I smoked it for 8 hours and then finished it in the oven for 4 and let it rest for 30 minutes (was too impatient and it was late).  The crust was so soft that it felt like poking a marshmallow.

(http://i.imgur.com/5qy0Z.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/QnyOa.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/jmsjV.jpg)

It was stuffed with jalapenos from my garden and bacon.  Rub was brown sugar, salt, pepper, cajun seasoning for a kick.  Mop/baste was vegetable oil, red wine vinegar, onion and garlic. 

Now I'm going to start with baby back ribs.  I heard they're a bit more delicate so we'll see how that goes.

I also did two whole chickens last night.  They didn't come out bad, they just weren't anything special.  I had only a few minutes of preparation since my mother in law dropped by at the last minute and asked me to smoke them.  So I just made a basic rub and used the mop I used for brisket.  The chicken was REALLY tender and fell off the bone, but the flavor just wasn't to where I want it to be.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on August 15, 2011, 10:23:25 AM
Mups, how much $$$ do you have invested in that smoker? Does it take up alot of space in the backyard?

That's a good idea.  My mom renders pork fat and keeps it, makes for some great recipes - don't know why I didn't think of doing the same for bacon.

I knew someone that did that and used it to coat baked potatoes to crisp up the skin

sooo goood :drool
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Post by: benjipwns on August 22, 2011, 05:28:49 AM
Anybody got any fun ideas for potatoes? Local store has 5lb of white potatoes for $1 special this week and I have a number of things I can do normally with them but I wouldn't mind trying tons of new things since they're cheap as fuck.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 22, 2011, 06:05:53 AM
dauphinoise if you're feeling extravagant maybe
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Post by: cool breeze on September 06, 2011, 09:18:39 PM
so, how do you use a broiler (function in an oven)?

I heard it's like an upside down grill.  Is that more or less correct? just top rack, broil/high temp, and place foods? I tried it once and it smoked up bad.
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Post by: Groogrux on September 06, 2011, 10:10:36 PM
Hey CookingBore, any ideas for making flaxseed meal any finer and any good recipes for making breads, tortillas, ect primarily with it?
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Post by: lennedsay on September 06, 2011, 10:33:11 PM
I usually just take a portion of the flour a recipe calls for and replace it with flaxseed meal. So for instance, if a bread recipe calls for 3 cups of flour, I'll use 2 cups of flour and 1 cup of flaxseed meal. But you could probably increase that more if you wanted.

Edit: As far as making it finer... Not sure how coarse your flaxseed meal is, but a food processor may work. Or a blender if you want it really fine.
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Post by: TEEEPO on September 06, 2011, 10:41:14 PM
why would you put flaxseed in your bread  :yuck

just do the flour a favor and not use it at all
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Post by: lennedsay on September 06, 2011, 10:43:24 PM
It tastes pretty much the same with or without. Maybe more "whole-grainy" vs. white. It's flaxseed meal, not flaxseeds, so it's basically a different form of flour.
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Post by: Mupepe on September 06, 2011, 10:49:49 PM
Mups, how much $$$ do you have invested in that smoker? Does it take up alot of space in the backyard?

Hey man, sorry I missed this.

The smoker cost about 169.  It's about 2x2x4ft so it takes up barely any space.  The only real problem is cleaning it.  Grease goes fucking everywhere and it's a pain in the ass.  But the nonstick surfaces make it somewhat easy.

A charcoal smoker can be had for super cheap but if you're new to smoking, I wouldn't start there.  Maintaining a low temp (which is crucial) is a pain in the ass in there.  Hell, it's even a pain in the ass in a gas smoker.  And smoking is a very unforgiving form of cooking.  Mistakes can fuck you hard.  If I did it over again, I'd put a little more money into an electric smoker.  It maintains the temp by itself and besides price there's no real downside compared to a gas smoker. 

My next smoker will be a charcoal pit I build myself in my back yard out of stone.  The taste of charcoal smoked food is worth the extra effort.  But the learning curve is way too steep to begin with on charcoal.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on September 10, 2011, 03:08:18 AM
Made borscht for the first time today with etiolate:
(http://i55.tinypic.com/2dkfomt.jpg)
:9
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 10, 2011, 02:34:30 PM
How was it? I never cared for beets when I was younger. But my tastes have changed so much since then.
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Post by: etiolate on September 10, 2011, 04:20:43 PM
How was it? I never cared for beets when I was younger. But my tastes have changed so much since then.

I never liked beets either, but I do like borscht. It's not the same taste as a raw or canned beet.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on September 18, 2011, 06:32:54 AM
Dinner: beef and mashed potatoes
(http://i52.tinypic.com/9sf406.jpg)
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2nw2ykj.jpg)
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Post by: Rman on September 19, 2011, 12:15:38 AM
Flax seed is disgusting
Amen. 

The oil is worse.  I tried using it as a olive oil replacement.  No comparison at all.  Crunchy granola, health types love it though, for its Omega 3 content.  I guess it's an acquired taste.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on September 21, 2011, 02:23:53 AM
Been CRAVING porchetta.  Also with a side of roast potates (cooked in the pork fat) and chard sauteed with bacon and black eyed peas.

(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofajrl.jpg)
(http://i56.tinypic.com/4ilz88.jpg)
(http://i54.tinypic.com/122zy92.jpg)
(http://i54.tinypic.com/muehog.jpg)
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Post by: Mupepe on September 21, 2011, 10:33:32 AM
GODDAMMIT, CG!

When Diana and I end up going to Cali are you going to cook for us?  I'll make you some good Texas bbq if you come out here.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on September 21, 2011, 05:08:45 PM
HELLZ YAH.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on September 22, 2011, 02:02:48 AM
OH SNAP, YOU COMIN' TO MY HOBBIT PARTY?!
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Post by: Mupepe on September 22, 2011, 10:41:43 AM
what hobbit party?? when??
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2011, 12:32:15 PM


(http://i.imgur.com/QnyOa.jpg)


I like how you have the tooth brushes out n' ready to go  :lol
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Post by: Mupepe on September 22, 2011, 01:22:48 PM
 :lol :lol

I ran to wal mart a few hours earlier to get some foil and other crap and picked up some toothbrushes
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Post by: CrystalGemini on September 22, 2011, 06:41:11 PM
what hobbit party?? when??

Whenever the movie comes out next year.   :hyper

I'm thinking meat pies, rabbit stew, mead and the like.  :9  Getting the older sis to make that cake from Bilbo's birthday party in the Fellowship.

This one:
(http://images.wikia.com/lotr/images/f/f0/Cake.png)
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Post by: Brehvolution on December 12, 2011, 08:59:28 AM
Looks good man.

Thanks for sharing.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on December 12, 2011, 04:55:54 PM
:bow

Work with a Polish chick, she bring great food very nice.
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Post by: chronovore on December 13, 2011, 07:18:53 AM
Now for the leek:
(http://www.abload.de/img/10dscf5116f5wkm.jpg)

That leek is the color of space, and suffering from non-Euclydian formation; good christ, it is eating my brain. I can see forever...

PS: nice camera.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on December 14, 2011, 08:36:11 AM
OMG Now we have TWO food threads on the front page!  YEEESSSSSSSS......

Looks awesome Borys! :9  Radishes are my new fonzie - I always avoided them before since I heard so many bad things from other people.  Turns out they're just haters.
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Post by: Mupepe on December 14, 2011, 10:26:55 AM
CG.  Post more food.  I'm feeling hungry and you're the best foodie I know :heartbeat
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Post by: tiesto on December 14, 2011, 10:48:11 AM
Polish food is awesome!
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Post by: Brehvolution on December 14, 2011, 10:49:13 AM
Kielbasa :drool
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 14, 2011, 11:05:05 AM
Holy shit B, I havent had that for breakfast since I was 12.

So yummy.

You guys won't believe how fresh it tastes, really great breakfast.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 14, 2011, 12:34:21 PM
Kielbasa :drool

My buddy brought back some kielbasa from a Jewish deli from his childhood hometown in Jersey. We ate it while brewing beer last weekend. It was the greatest tube meat I've ever had the pleasure of putting in my mouth.

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Post by: Brehvolution on December 14, 2011, 12:44:10 PM
Tube meat :drool
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Post by: Mupepe on December 14, 2011, 02:55:54 PM
There's a place in the outskirts of Austin that makes homemade sausage and it's stuff with anything from jalapenos to cheese or bacon, etc.  That's the best dick shaped meat I've ever had in my mouth.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on December 15, 2011, 06:21:51 PM
Someone gave me a pressure cooker, what can I do with this thing?
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 15, 2011, 06:35:33 PM
pressure cookers are awesome. I use mine a ton for making stews, curry, chili, soup, stock etc - you can get the same taste and tenderness of meat in minutes vs hours of slow cooking.

It might take a while to get used to how powerful it is, and how the cooking times of ingredients vary. If you put starchy veg like carrots or potatoes in a pressure cooker along with meat, the veg will be sludge long before the meat cooks, for example. Try just using it to cook meat at first. Fry some onions, garlic etc in the pan, brown some meat, season, add some stock, and put the lid on the cooker. When it's done, add veg and more seasonings. Instant stew.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 15, 2011, 07:01:29 PM
Do you guys know kabanosy? It's dried kielbasa. Simply amazing.

Oh man, I got kopytka z sosem today...

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Post by: MrAngryFace on December 15, 2011, 07:04:44 PM
I just wanna make dinner, I dont wanna die
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Post by: Cormacaroni on December 15, 2011, 07:13:41 PM
you're not gonna die :lol

Any modern pressure cooker will have a vent that stops it from getting overheated. Just keep it on a low flame at first, and turn it off when steam starts venting and you'll be fine. I never time it.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 15, 2011, 07:17:29 PM
Make some black eyed peas :bow
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Post by: Dickie Dee on December 15, 2011, 09:07:58 PM
anybody got ideas for some indian food?

i've already got a killer Tikka Marsala but I've always just taken it to pot lucks. Probably will cook some Basmati rice. Need a third or fourth and maybe a desert. Though might pick the last up.

Hmmmmm?
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Post by: CrystalGemini on December 15, 2011, 09:36:41 PM
Chickpea curry + homemade roti is an awesome combination!  Pretty easy to make too! 

(http://i39.tinypic.com/29bofu0.jpg)

I got my first roti recipe from this youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD4o_Lmy6bU

Also aloo tikki! So easy and so good!
(http://365daysveg.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/tikkilined.jpg?w=640)
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Post by: Dickie Dee on December 15, 2011, 09:51:39 PM
 :-[
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Post by: CrystalGemini on December 15, 2011, 10:05:40 PM
Matter paneer is amazing too!  One of my all time favorite Indian dishes.  Haven't made it myself yet though:

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2010/1/11/1263235059259/Mutter-paneer-001.jpg)
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Post by: chronovore on December 15, 2011, 10:25:42 PM
FFFUUU...

Thanks, CG, you made up my mind for me. Indian food for lunch!
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Post by: CrystalGemini on December 16, 2011, 05:20:10 AM
FUCK YAH!  Indian places always have those hella cheap $8 or $9 all you can eat lunch buffets too!
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Post by: Groogrux on January 13, 2012, 10:53:58 PM
I think here is the best place to say that I forgot how good the tasteful simplicity of olive oil and balsamic vinegar over a salad could be. :drool
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 17, 2012, 06:35:57 AM
Made some fried smelt:
(http://i42.tinypic.com/143ffvc.jpg)
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Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2012, 11:40:38 AM
Fuck you, CG!! It looks sooooo good :drool
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Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2012, 11:42:12 AM
Last night I made some sandwiches.  I got some ny strip steak, cut it really really thin and seasoned it with salt, pepper and pollo adobado.  Fried that bitch up and threw it on some whole wheat bread with a slice of swiss cheese.  Fuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 17, 2012, 10:43:27 PM
AW.  I can so go for a cheese steak sandwich right now....  :drool

I haven't had one in YEARS.  YEARS!
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 18, 2012, 07:02:53 AM
I want steak so bad right now. UGH.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_86CXY9iVCno/S9Tt779B5QI/AAAAAAAAG9s/m25At-SKWg4/s1600/DSC02199.JPG)
(http://www.orthogonalthought.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/dsc_2835_550.jpg)
SO HUNGRY.
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Post by: etiolate on January 18, 2012, 07:33:00 AM
Didn't you just eat flan and smelt with me?
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Post by: chronovore on January 18, 2012, 05:39:07 PM
Didn't you just eat flan and smelt with me?

I think it was '80s night, so she had to stop the world and smelt with you.
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Post by: Mupepe on January 18, 2012, 05:42:14 PM
Good God those steaks look amazing!  I'm making more NY strip steak tonight.  If I remember I'll take a picture.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 19, 2012, 06:51:05 AM
WHERE'S THAT STEAK, MUPS!?

So I've been craving burgers and steak lately and I finally grab a burger today (steak will have to wait till later):
(http://i43.tinypic.com/2i6joz.jpg)
Jack cheese melting on top of one pound of medium rare goodness at the counter of my favorite burger joint.  It was amazing.
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Post by: Mupepe on January 19, 2012, 10:00:30 AM
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

It looks amazing!  I made them last night but no pics.  Broiled in my toaster oven for 15 minutes and then seared in a cast iron for 30 seconds on each side.  Damn juicy and good.  I ate it with buttered and salted peas.  Mmmmmmmm

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Post by: chronovore on January 19, 2012, 12:46:09 PM
WHERE'S THAT STEAK, MUPS!?

So I've been craving burgers and steak lately and I finally grab a burger today (steak will have to wait till later):
(http://i43.tinypic.com/2i6joz.jpg)
Jack cheese melting on top of one pound of medium rare goodness at the counter of my favorite burger joint.  It was amazing.

Looks yummy! Where is that?
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 20, 2012, 03:53:01 AM
WHERE'S THAT STEAK, MUPS!?

So I've been craving burgers and steak lately and I finally grab a burger today (steak will have to wait till later):
(http://i43.tinypic.com/2i6joz.jpg)
Jack cheese melting on top of one pound of medium rare goodness at the counter of my favorite burger joint.  It was amazing.

Looks yummy! Where is that?

Val's in Hayward, CA.  Old school kind of place that never renovates and up till this last trip I always saw the same old waitresses in their 60's or 70's shufflin' around takin' orders.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 21, 2012, 03:09:45 AM
STEAK.
(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2629/img0601k.jpg)
(http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/5247/img0605z.jpg)
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Post by: Mupepe on January 21, 2012, 11:00:40 PM
:bow CG :bow2

Hot damn that looks good!

I had tacos today.  It had been awhile  :-[
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 22, 2012, 07:09:42 AM
Didn't you just eat flan and smelt with me?

I think it was '80s night, so she had to stop the world and smelt with you.

Damnit chrono...I can't think of smelt without hearing that song now.   >:(
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Post by: chronovore on January 24, 2012, 06:31:28 PM
Looks yummy! Where is that?

Val's in Hayward, CA.  Old school kind of place that never renovates and up till this last trip I always saw the same old waitresses in their 60's or 70's shufflin' around takin' orders.
Awesome! I'm going to put it on the list of places to go, to gird myself against getting lost in The Maze.

Didn't you just eat flan and smelt with me?

I think it was '80s night, so she had to stop the world and smelt with you.

Damnit chrono...I can't think of smelt without hearing that song now.   >:(
Eep! Sorry! (:teehee)
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 29, 2012, 05:47:01 AM
Had a very long and draining day so I made Americanized tacos for a quick and easy dinner:
(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/5708/imag0577x.jpg)(http://img807.imageshack.us/img807/384/imag0578.jpg)
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Post by: Mupepe on January 29, 2012, 09:40:21 AM
 :-\
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 30, 2012, 12:35:01 AM
Aren't you every other post in the Taco Bell thread?  HM?
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Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on January 31, 2012, 08:31:21 AM
If anyone else here eats paleo I just discovered the best way to cook Sweet Potatoes.

Take a cheese grater and shred them up into a frying pan of butter. Voila! Instant sweet potato hash. Soo good. I had it with every meal on Sunday.
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Post by: Mupepe on January 31, 2012, 09:48:07 AM
Aren't you every other post in the Taco Bell thread?  HM?
hey now sweetie.  Don't say something you'll regret!  I'm just spoiled I guess.  Ground beef for me pretty much only goes towards burgers.  I get carne asada for tacos if I do it at home. 

But guess where I'm going today!  Taste of Texas baby!  Check out some pics from there (not mine, though I'll take some)
(http://www.tasteoftexas.com/templates/__custom/images/restaurant-steak-img-1.jpg)
(http://www.topthisplace.com/forum/attachments/60d1298231339-taste-texas-new_york_strip_taste_of_texas-jpg)
(http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2687/4404244816_6dda4160c8_z.jpg)
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Post by: CrystalGemini on February 01, 2012, 06:46:53 AM
Shrimp scampi:
(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/8804/img0659tp.jpg)
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Post by: Mupepe on February 01, 2012, 10:35:14 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/lWBDM.jpg)
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Post by: FlameofCallandorReturns on February 05, 2012, 06:20:58 PM
Is there such thing as too much bacon? I go through about 6 pounds every week and a half
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Post by: Mupepe on February 05, 2012, 07:40:53 PM
No way. Bacon is king. There is never too much. I just ate some with dinner and I'm cooking tomorrows lunch in some bacon grease
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Post by: chronovore on February 17, 2012, 01:02:10 AM
My sister likes the cooking channel's "Extra Virgin" show, with Debi Mazar. So I made this for her family tonight:

http://www.cookingchanneltv.com/recipes/debi-mazar-and-gabriele-corcos/cavatappi-al-vino-recipe/index.html

Super easy recipe, very nice results. 30 minutes, start-to-finish, including the minimal prep. Do not use Kraft Parmesan Cheese, use real parmesan or Romano, grated fresh over the final pan. It's good, a little sweet from the onions, but you can change that up with some black or white pepper pretty easily.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on February 18, 2012, 05:00:01 AM
rodi, etiolate and I made quiche the other day:
(http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/6722/img0690hp.jpg)
(http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/9792/img0692yk.jpg)
(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/5546/img0693sz.jpg)
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Post by: chronovore on February 19, 2012, 11:11:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/uFnSh.jpg)
(pic is from recipe page)
http://www.cookingchanneltv.com/recipes/debi-mazar-and-gabriele-corcos/cavatappi-al-vino-recipe/index.html

My sister loves this show, and asked me to take a stab at this novice-level dish. It was a good match for my meager cooking skills, and it turned out very tasty.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on March 09, 2012, 06:55:56 PM
Made a garbanzo bean ragout with pork belly for dinner:
(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6023/img1083ar.jpg)
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4243/img1084jo.jpg)
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Post by: MrAngryFace on March 09, 2012, 07:00:08 PM
Is there some way to get my hands on some spensive spanish ham- bourdain was o facing last night over it and im like hmm...good ham would be good to have once.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on March 09, 2012, 07:23:02 PM
Cravin' some black-hooved goodness?!
(http://www.spanish-food.org/images/product-jamon-2.jpg)
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I've been able to get jamon serrano (white pig) pretty easily here at restaurants and delicatessens and such but not the jamon iberico (black pig) like Bourdain has.  I love jamon serrano though!
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Post by: MrAngryFace on March 09, 2012, 07:28:53 PM
I'll settle for white- are there places that sell online? Or do I need to brave the guts of seattle to find some weird kooky place
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Post by: CrystalGemini on March 09, 2012, 08:01:29 PM
Looks like this place does:

http://www.tienda.com/index.html

Just found that on a quick google search though.  Cohen may be able to give better references.

Edit - searched Amazon just for shits and giggles but it turns out they really do sell it.   :lol

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=serrano+jamon#/ref=nb_sb_noss_1?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=jamon+serrano&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Ajamon+serrano
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Post by: MrAngryFace on March 10, 2012, 12:11:39 AM
YESS!!!! Gonna order one next month
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 10, 2012, 01:00:52 AM
CG, is your camera broke?

I miss this thread. :fbm
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Post by: CrystalGemini on March 10, 2012, 02:13:01 AM
Have you ever been to The Spanish table CG? They have the best iberico you can get in the states.  A friend bought me some for my birthday.  55$ for 7 slices.  Omfg.  Like an entire Bryans steak in every slice.

No I haven't.   :( Been wanting to though!  Berkeley is strangely that part of the Bay Area that I really haven't explored at all for no good reason.  My list of places to go there keeps getting longer and longer.

CG, is your camera broke?

I miss this thread. :fbm

No it's fine.  ???  Are my pictures not showing up?
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Post by: chronovore on March 16, 2012, 05:02:36 AM
Naw, we just love pics of the fruits of your efforts. They are very savory looking.
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Post by: Reb on March 16, 2012, 05:04:45 AM
Also, we would love some pictures of your fruits.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on March 18, 2012, 05:35:16 AM
UH HUH.

Made some beef tongue the other night:
(http://i44.tinypic.com/33wsi6q.jpg)
(http://i39.tinypic.com/2irug7o.jpg)
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Post by: Mupepe on March 19, 2012, 10:36:34 AM
HOT FUCKING DAMN THAT LOOKS GOOD.

My mother in law makes it all the time and she makes tacos out of it.  So fucking good
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Post by: CrystalGemini on March 20, 2012, 07:18:32 AM
DO YOU HAVE THE RECIPE?!

My grandmother makes a braised beef tongue that I would like to learn.  Such an under appreciated cut.
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Post by: Barry Egan on March 20, 2012, 08:57:04 AM
wow that looks great
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Post by: Mupepe on March 20, 2012, 10:17:14 AM
DO YOU HAVE THE RECIPE?!

My grandmother makes a braised beef tongue that I would like to learn.  Such an under appreciated cut.
No recipe.  If I ever ask her for a recipe I get the "I don't measure anything" line.  I think she's just stingy with her recipes because I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT YOU PUT IN THERE GODDAMMIT.  I have her pupusa recipe though if you want it!  She makes the BEST pupusas I've ever had.  I've never had one that comes close to it.
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Post by: chronovore on March 21, 2012, 01:46:55 AM
DO YOU HAVE THE RECIPE?!

My grandmother makes a braised beef tongue that I would like to learn.  Such an under appreciated cut.

Yeah, I don't know why Americans seem to hate on tongue so much. It's lovely.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on March 21, 2012, 08:32:58 AM
DO YOU HAVE THE RECIPE?!

My grandmother makes a braised beef tongue that I would like to learn.  Such an under appreciated cut.
No recipe.  If I ever ask her for a recipe I get the "I don't measure anything" line.  I think she's just stingy with her recipes because I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT YOU PUT IN THERE GODDAMMIT.  I have her pupusa recipe though if you want it! She makes the BEST pupusas I've ever had.  I've never had one that comes close to it.

YES PLZ.  I don't measure anything either.  Mup's grandma  :heart
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Post by: CrystalGemini on April 05, 2012, 06:09:54 AM
Made pizza with etiolate, rodi and my best friend.  This one's got corn, carmelized onions, chives and smoked mozzarella.

(http://i41.tinypic.com/dzh02c.jpg)
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Post by: Mupepe on April 05, 2012, 09:01:36 AM
DO YOU HAVE THE RECIPE?!

My grandmother makes a braised beef tongue that I would like to learn.  Such an under appreciated cut.
No recipe.  If I ever ask her for a recipe I get the "I don't measure anything" line.  I think she's just stingy with her recipes because I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT YOU PUT IN THERE GODDAMMIT.  I have her pupusa recipe though if you want it! She makes the BEST pupusas I've ever had.  I've never had one that comes close to it.

YES PLZ.  I don't measure anything either.  Mup's grandma  :heart
Oops.  Missed this response earlier.  I'll get it tonight and PM it to you
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Post by: Dickie Dee on April 06, 2012, 12:32:11 AM
Naw, we just love pics of the fruits of your efforts. They are very savory looking.

Yup, thread title needs an update to include CG as well
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Inspector Thatcher on April 19, 2012, 10:26:38 PM
Any innovative ideas for a mango dessert thing that isn't a custard or mousse?  I've experimented a little in the past but most of my mango attempts have all turned to crud.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on April 19, 2012, 10:35:14 PM
banana-mango smoothie :)

Or make a pavlova and top with mango slices

Or blend it into a cheesecake
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Post by: tiesto on April 20, 2012, 09:07:53 AM
First meal I've cooked since being back in the States (it's been over a year):

(http://distilleryimage2.instagram.com/de9286648a7711e180c9123138016265_7.jpg)

I've been home for a week and a half but I was actually really nervous that I had forgotten how to cook or something. Now I feel like I can go back to work with confidence (as a cook).

Nice, next up you will have to try out some Indian recipes from that book I got for you...
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Post by: CrystalGemini on April 21, 2012, 08:24:03 AM
Any innovative ideas for a mango dessert thing that isn't a custard or mousse?  I've experimented a little in the past but most of my mango attempts have all turned to crud.

What Cormacaroni said (especially about the cheesecake)!

Or you can make a mango chocolate cake:
(http://myyellowkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/miette-tomboy-original-hawaiian-chocolate-factory-mac-oil-mango-rose-lilikoi-jelly.jpg)

And have you ever had Thai mango sticky rice?! YOU SHOULD.
(http://www.khiewchanta.com/images/mango-sticky-rice-dessert.jpg)

Not a personal favorite but people seem to like mango ice cream:
(http://www.eatabeet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/mango-ice-cream-2.jpg)
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Post by: Cormacaroni on April 22, 2012, 01:07:57 AM
I actually had a mango + mint cheesecake while on holiday (which is about the only time I indulge in sugary stuff these days). It was good but I think I could do better. I like mango with a bit of orange for tanginess so would like to try mixing in some orange zest into a cheesecake.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on May 06, 2012, 02:38:51 AM
Made roasted trout with lemon, capers, garlic and butter.
(http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/2926/imag0631f.jpg)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 23, 2012, 03:56:50 AM
We found this Salvadorean bakery and...PUPUSAS. 
(http://i48.tinypic.com/avt1z9.jpg)
(http://i46.tinypic.com/10fzxol.jpg)
(http://i45.tinypic.com/14bkbde.jpg)
(http://i45.tinypic.com/8xr1jm.jpg)
They were damn good.
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 23, 2012, 06:44:05 AM
Made roasted trout with lemon, capers, garlic and butter.
(http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/2926/imag0631f.jpg)
That looks delicious.

I made mozzarella balls 'stuffed' with roast garlic air last night, it's not very filling, but looks extremely cool.
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Post by: Mupepe on May 23, 2012, 09:06:31 AM
We found this Salvadorean bakery and...PUPUSAS. 
(http://i48.tinypic.com/avt1z9.jpg)
(http://i46.tinypic.com/10fzxol.jpg)
(http://i45.tinypic.com/14bkbde.jpg)
(http://i45.tinypic.com/8xr1jm.jpg)
They were damn good.
I hate you thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much
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Post by: Mupepe on May 23, 2012, 09:09:38 AM
I made this steak last night...

(http://i.imgur.com/rbOFj.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/umTew.jpg)
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 24, 2012, 02:53:14 AM
Tell me there was sauce.
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Post by: Mupepe on May 24, 2012, 10:01:18 AM
Like A1 sauce?  Don't say it, Marty.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on May 25, 2012, 02:56:28 AM
A good/great/amazing steak does not need sauce!
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 25, 2012, 05:58:03 AM
Eh? You make sauce by whacking whole garlic cloves into the melted butter while basting the steak, afterwards you can pop a touch of cream and a dash of brandy into the juice as the steak sits and awaits its transit from plate to mouth.

I wasn't talking about foul american gunk like 'Ranch' dressing or crap like that.

Also why is most US cheese utterly bland? And why isn't lamb more popular?
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 25, 2012, 05:59:17 AM
These questions burn inside this poets soul like a branding iron used in slavery days of yore.
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Post by: Mupepe on May 25, 2012, 09:47:32 AM
I made a sauce of sorts but I didn't use it on this steak.  I'm using it on some chicken tonight.  Garlic, Cayenne pepper, cream, salt and butter.  I get an old mustard bottle and shake it up in there and then I gouge the spout or whatever and I spray it on the chicken while it's grilling.
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Post by: Brehvolution on May 25, 2012, 10:00:12 AM
I don't mind some garlic butter on my filet. TBH, I'm so bored with steak and chicken.
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Post by: Mupepe on May 25, 2012, 10:17:26 AM
chicken I can understand I guess.  But bored of steak?  smh
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 25, 2012, 01:49:26 PM
The united steaks.
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on May 25, 2012, 01:49:54 PM
Called thus because there are lots of bovine women.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on May 26, 2012, 04:23:12 AM
A good/great/amazing steak does not need sauce!

Yeah I think so too... there's plenty of juice. It's not like beef on hamburgers where you need ketchup or something.

But I'm not fan of steak. Meat, even. It's yummy and nutritious, but that's it. This thread and as far as I'm concerned the whole Western world is meat-obsessed. I'm just not seeing any vegetable love here man... and I don't just mean as a counterpart to some delicious meat, that's nice too but... vegetables on its own, I'm talkin'. Lately I've been depressed so my eating habits have gone down the shitter but still. When I prepare a dinner for myself, it's definitely not some of the shit I see here, meat meat meat, taters, and some minor vegetable shit.

I post a lot of meat because my family loves meat so that's what I end up cooking a lot.  I do try to cook non-meat dishes for myself when I have time - as other posters have stated I do tire of meat meat meat all the time sometimes.  Any vegetable recipes or contributions of any kind to this thread is always greatly appreciated.  :)

Mups and I aren't the only ones allowed to post food here.  :P
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Post by: etiolate on May 26, 2012, 04:42:24 AM
I will post my fava beans

(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/487168_10100369625465008_60710639_41983552_881856946_n.jpg)

Sauteed Fava Beans

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Post by: Brehvolution on June 20, 2012, 08:56:43 AM
I have no idea what this says or where it's from, but it's my new favorite ramen :drool
(http://i46.tinypic.com/p7lsi.jpg)
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 20, 2012, 05:06:03 PM
Borios, I'm continuing to significantly lower my salt intake; any suggestions for various other spices to use while cooking? Right now I'm using peppercorn and garlic powder on stuff like fish, veggies, potatoes, etc.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 20, 2012, 09:06:14 PM
but he's black and will die of high blood pressure from all that fried chicken
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 20, 2012, 09:10:12 PM
Seriously - salt is pretty essential for health, really. You get all sorts of valuable trace minerals in there.

Garlic powder is disgusting, never use it.

The request for what spices to use is a bit too vague for me, I'm afraid. I mean, I love thyme, rosemary, basil, oregano, cumin, cinnamon etc but it really depends on the dish. A spice rack with 30-40 spices is more-or-less essential for any kind of serious cookery. Actual live home-grown herbs are superior of course, if you can swing it.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 20, 2012, 11:17:48 PM
I'll look into purchasing some of that. I've used actual garlic before btw, it's awesome.

I know salt can be essential, I just want to cut as much of it out of my diet as I can for awhile and in the process stumble across some new ways to liven up my general diet. Like today I made some potato wedges and just used peppercorn, some non-sodium cajun stuff, and garlic powder. They came out pretty good
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 20, 2012, 11:21:54 PM
try wedges with sour cream and that some of that sweet Thai dipping sauce, OMFG. Evil but worth it :drool
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Post by: Fifstar on June 21, 2012, 02:56:58 AM
Not a spice, but chopped/sliced onions work wonders in lots of dishes. Just about everything italian and many asian or other dishes.

Otherwise, what Cormac said, depends totally on the region/dish you make. Keep in mind to use most fresh herbs like basil after the food has stopped cooking.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on June 21, 2012, 04:09:41 AM
A lot of spices gained popularity not just because of the flavor they added but to also mask the flavor of rotting meat.  There's a HUGE difference from frozen foods to fresh foods.  And when I mean fresh I don't always even mean from the seafood counter at your local grocery store (a lot of that's been frozen and thawed).  For example if you can get a fish fresh out of water within a day you really don't need much to add flavor: some sliced ginger, green onion, black bean paste, shitake mushrooms... Steam till cooked through and that's it.

(http://tasteofpace.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/DSC02410.jpg)

Also have you ever tried white pepper powder?
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 21, 2012, 04:23:10 AM
A friend on twitter was whining about the lack of availability of garlic powder, 'cause he wanted to make potato wedges :yuck  Apparently fresh garlic 'doesn't stick properly' ???

FFS, mince some garlic, toss the spuds with the garlic, olive oil and salt - how hard is that?
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 21, 2012, 08:37:19 PM
He said he preferred it because of 'its even, sandlike consistency' :yuck

pretty much an instant LEPER / DEFRIEND / UNFOLLOW
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Post by: MrSingh on June 21, 2012, 08:55:56 PM
I like this thread! Teach me how to cook! Singh loves curry!
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Post by: Cormacaroni on June 22, 2012, 12:40:14 AM
You teach us how to cook, you inscrutable Oriental with your mystic wok secrets!
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Post by: benjipwns on June 23, 2012, 06:39:36 PM
I contend there is a use for garlic powder. It's not fresh garlic but it has its uses. Mixing into flour. Me being lazy to flavor my $1.41 drumsticks. In a sauce when I don't have any cloves and don't wish to go get some. Though I do like the kind that's very harsh with the garlic.
Quote
Borios, I'm continuing to significantly lower my salt intake; any suggestions for various other spices to use while cooking?
Really depends on what you're cooking and what you want flavor wise. Look about for flavor profiles, browse the store. Even if you're not cooking what they do just watching something on a show like Good Eats or Americas Test Kitchen may get you to go after certain flavors, introduce spices and styles.
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on June 25, 2012, 06:55:18 PM
I've been reading about cornbread, it sounds like it might be quite nice, so I've ordered 3 kilos of corn flour.

Pretty excited.
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 02, 2012, 10:35:45 AM
Date night with the waifu
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2ch584i.jpg)
(http://i50.tinypic.com/2ep4vb7.jpg)

Sooooo good :drool
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 06, 2012, 09:30:38 AM
THat looks amazing! :drool
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Post by: Beezy on July 06, 2012, 10:12:20 AM
HNNNNGGGG
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Post by: Himu on July 06, 2012, 10:15:52 AM
Anyone have any tips for seasoning? I'm particularly bad at seasoning meat. I'm getting better, though.

Why worry about reducing salt when you cook your own shit? Salt intake is only a problem if you eat lots of fast food, or bread, or other shit you didn't make yourself. Salt is not an issue if you're cooking a meal yourself.

Use salt, motherfucker. Be a fucking cook and use the SPICE OF THE GODS wisely.

Well, he's a Black American, and biologically, we cannot handle a lot of salt. Black Americans can only handle 1500 mg of salt/sodium per day. This is not true for blacks in Europe or Africa.
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on July 06, 2012, 04:48:24 PM
Anyone have any tips for seasoning? I'm particularly bad at seasoning meat. I'm getting better, though.

Why worry about reducing salt when you cook your own shit? Salt intake is only a problem if you eat lots of fast food, or bread, or other shit you didn't make yourself. Salt is not an issue if you're cooking a meal yourself.

Use salt, motherfucker. Be a fucking cook and use the SPICE OF THE GODS wisely.

Well, he's a Black American, and biologically, we cannot handle a lot of salt. Black Americans can only handle 1500 mg of salt/sodium per day. This is not true for blacks in Europe or Africa.
Unless you're maybe roasting a pork belly or duck, you can usually just use minimal salt.
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on July 06, 2012, 04:49:59 PM
Stringer, what kindof stuff do you make.
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Post by: Shadow Mod on July 06, 2012, 06:59:16 PM
Been making some chickpeas provencal style. So damn good.
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 19, 2012, 09:53:03 AM
My wife and I went to this restaurant last night. I had one of the best steaks I've ever had.
Start with a drink
(http://i50.tinypic.com/2v2k1vb.jpg)

Appetizers were pork dumplings(back), bruschetta(left), and fresh roasted red pepper hummus
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2qd39fc.jpg)

It was called the 'Kobe Stockyard steak' with fries cooked in duck fat
(http://i45.tinypic.com/a0ug0o.jpg)
(http://i46.tinypic.com/11in09v.jpg)

It was my first time tasting kobe beef(if it was really kobe beef) and it's amazing.
It was so good that I didn't eat it all so I can taste it again today. :drool
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Post by: Mupepe on July 19, 2012, 11:12:37 AM
Jesus!  That looks so amazing.

I got some "Texas Kobe Style Beef" a few months back from the farmer's market and just fried it up and it was amazing that way.  I can't imagine how good it must have been cooked professionally. 
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Post by: Fifstar on July 19, 2012, 12:14:42 PM
Omm nom nom, that looks glorious. I Want a steak now!
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Post by: MrSingh on August 11, 2012, 09:34:37 PM
I love duck fat curry!
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 12, 2012, 12:48:46 AM
I love duck fat curry!

WHHAAA???  I've had duck curry but DUCK FAT curry?!  Sounds amazing!  You have any pictures?  I can't seem to find any on google.  Just a bunch of random images of french fries and duck legs.  ???
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Post by: MrSingh on August 12, 2012, 08:14:55 AM
WHHAAA???  I've had duck curry but DUCK FAT curry?!  Sounds amazing!  You have any pictures?  I can't seem to find any on google.  Just a bunch of random images of french fries and duck legs.  ???

Will take pics next time!
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Post by: Brehvolution on August 27, 2012, 11:22:22 AM
Chicken Pad Thai :drool
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2rxk87n.jpg)
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on August 27, 2012, 11:28:29 AM
Why are you having it with a slice of lemon, disgusting beer and tomato soup?
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Post by: Brehvolution on August 27, 2012, 11:36:12 AM
I was in a Thai restaurant, that's how it came. It's a Thai beer. The soup was spicy, not tomato.
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on August 27, 2012, 11:47:10 AM
Singha beer has shit like formaldehyde in it.
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on August 27, 2012, 11:49:14 AM
It's actually really easy to make dude, unless you were wooing a lovely girl.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Brehvolution on August 27, 2012, 01:04:15 PM
 The closest Volkswagen dealer is an hour from my house. I was waiting for my car to be serviced. I had my eye on this place for years but never a good enough reason to drive an hour for some Thai food.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Verdigris Murder on August 27, 2012, 01:15:46 PM
The place sounds like a girl I used to know.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: tiesto on August 27, 2012, 01:50:00 PM
The closest Volkswagen dealer is an hour from my house. I was waiting for my car to be serviced. I had my eye on this place for years but never a good enough reason to drive an hour for some Thai food.

I'm not sure how far you are from Buffalo (you are on the southern tier IIRC?) but there was an awesome Thai place in Tonawanda called "Jasmine", that was my first introduction to the cuisine and still one of the best. Damn, I could go for some nice Thai food right now.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Brehvolution on August 27, 2012, 01:59:47 PM
Yeah, the car dealer was in Ithaca. Since Ithaca has 2 big colleges(Cornell, Ithaca) there is a ton more food variety compared to where I live.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Verdigris Murder on August 27, 2012, 02:12:41 PM
Yeah, the car dealer was in Ithaca. Since Ithaca has 2 big colleges(Cornell, Ithaca) there is a ton more food variety compared to where I live.
The most important base of that dish is making a decent fundament sauce. My personal fave is : tamarind, naam pla fish sauce, lime, cane sugar, rice wine and reduction.

You boil that fucker down until it coats a finger proper.

You also must have to freshly crush peanuts.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Brehvolution on August 27, 2012, 02:18:31 PM
Will try.. Thanks!
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 07, 2012, 12:54:48 PM
I decided to make some homemade macaroni and cheese today. Well, it's actually penne and cheese, since I didn't have any macaroni, but whatever.

-Started with some penne pasta boiled in water.
-Mixed the pasta with a sauce made from flour, butter, milk, and some mozzarella cheese
-Cooked for about 25 minutes
-Covered the pasta and sauce with grated cheddar, mozzarella, jack, and swiss cheese
-Cooked for about 10 more minutes

And the result:

(http://i.imgur.com/iaTHf.jpg)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mupepe on September 07, 2012, 01:26:37 PM
Okay.  Give us specifics on those ingredients!  Stat!
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 07, 2012, 01:55:53 PM
Haha, I just kind of threw some things together until it looked right!

I used this recipe to get the sauce [which is called "roux," apparently] right:

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/homemade-mac-and-cheese/detail.aspx

Might have used a little more than two cups of pasta.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mupepe on September 07, 2012, 02:12:13 PM
Gracias amigo.  GRACIAS!
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Brehvolution on September 07, 2012, 02:33:45 PM
Why settle for mehcaroni and cheese when you can have penne and cheese. :drool
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 07, 2012, 02:59:19 PM
Why settle for mehcaroni and cheese when you can have penne and cheese. :drool

:rock

And it tasted SO GOOD.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Verdigris Murder on September 07, 2012, 04:05:56 PM

(http://i.imgur.com/iaTHf.jpg)
That looks awesome. Cooking with gas both fig. and lit. Next time, try whacking a teaspoon of mustard in, along with bits of fried bacon.

Oh man. It'd probably go really well with roast pork belly too.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on September 09, 2012, 01:52:04 AM
Helped make dinner at an old family friend's house.  Just coming back from kayaking - steak dinner is AMAZING.
(http://i50.tinypic.com/2usbrf9.jpg)
(http://i48.tinypic.com/2z3qjba.jpg)
I made the steaks and garlic bread, she made the potato salad and asparagus.  She only had a gas grill so that's what I used - meh, still prefer coals.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Verdigris Murder on September 09, 2012, 01:55:39 PM
Tomatoes AND avocado in potato salad? Blasfer me.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Verdigris Murder on September 09, 2012, 01:55:56 PM
Also that's a nice looking plate.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Verdigris Murder on September 09, 2012, 04:50:47 PM
In other important food-news developing in my world: I've just created a real original dish:

Ingredients

2 digestive biscuits
Tom Hanks was the fattest aids patient ever cream cheese
1 dried apricot

You slather the Tom Hanks Aids cheese onto the embossed faces of the digestive biscuits.
Place a dried apricot between the two layers of cheese.
Et voila!

I'm actually swaying towards naming it 'Tom Hanks'.

What do you guys think?
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 10, 2012, 12:40:52 AM
Made my first fancy grilled cheese sandwich today:

Carmelized Onions
Peppered Bacon
Swiss Cheese
on
thinly sliced Focaccia bread.

It was great. I'll take pics next time.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Shaka Khan on September 10, 2012, 12:46:38 AM
I'm still taking baby steps with learning how to cook, mostly relying on simple (and healthy) recipes. And just like any sane person I'm loving it. I really regret not focusing on it more during the summer vacation.

This is probably the fourth or fifth entree dish I ever cook from scratch, honey and mustard chicken....

(http://i.imgur.com/LbUma.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/lk1cC.jpg)

'twas good, and most importantly non-poisonous.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Shaka Khan on September 10, 2012, 12:50:07 AM
There, resized those huge photos.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Brehvolution on September 10, 2012, 10:24:49 AM
Looks delicious Shaka. :drool
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Fifstar on September 21, 2012, 04:51:55 AM
I started a tumblr:

http://richardsdiet.tumblr.com/


(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maoy2dZXU51rhrwzqo1_500.jpg)

etc.

:bow Bulette! :bow2
Title: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Shaka Khan on September 23, 2012, 07:39:55 PM
Biz :bow
Title: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Shaka Khan on September 23, 2012, 07:41:52 PM
I have a noob question regarding broths. Do you guys make your own chicken/beef broths for future use, or do you buy canned/cartons or god forbid the dehydrated cubes? If there's a decent type sold at stores, please share.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Barry Egan on September 23, 2012, 09:15:40 PM
This is my favorite to use:

(http://www.superiortouch.com/uploads/categories/category-1.jpg)

Organic, really nice flavor without a "tinny" residue, and cheaper then just buying organic chicken stock by the cup.  Less chemicals then you would find in a boullion cube...but it does have a touch of corn syrup.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Shaka Khan on September 23, 2012, 09:33:57 PM
Ah, sounds good enough. I'll give it a try. Thanks boo.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 24, 2012, 02:46:14 PM
It was my first time tasting kobe beef(if it was really kobe beef) and it's amazing.
It was so good that I didn't eat it all so I can taste it again today. :drool

If you ate it outside Japan, it's more than likely not Kobe beef, and just beef done in the wagyu style. There was a story about the liberal use of that term at restaurants a while back on NPR.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on September 25, 2012, 04:50:33 PM
Yeah the FDA has never approved the import of kobe beef into the US. What you ate was probably wagyu - kobe is a type of wagyu but not all wagyu is kobe (if that helps).
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: chronovore on September 26, 2012, 10:26:10 PM
And even "wagyu" is a misnomer for what people are eating outside Japan; as I understand it, "wagyu" is synonymous with "kokusan" in Japan -- it has to be domestic-to-Japan, and there aren't any Japanese beef exports happening.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Brehvolution on September 27, 2012, 09:52:14 AM
It's good to know. Thanks for the heads up. The steak was still amazing. :drool
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Verdigris Murder on September 27, 2012, 02:53:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CKEiD.jpg)
It won't resize, but its some sort of giant shrimp I picked today. I'm going to try frying it alive in garlic butter!
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Verdigris Murder on September 27, 2012, 02:55:10 PM
Pretty sure it's maybe a giant tiger prawn.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Verdigris Murder on September 27, 2012, 07:13:43 PM
It was really tasty actually, I ate it with a frosty white, hot baguette and garlic butter. I have no picture, which is why I painted one with words.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on October 20, 2012, 07:20:58 AM
Gotta bump this thread for the holidays.  Went to one of my favorite Japanese restaurants tonight.

Oysters and mixed seafood salad (sashimi, shrimp and octopus are buried under the salad)
(http://i48.tinypic.com/1euqn9.jpg) (http://i49.tinypic.com/zwzup1.jpg)

Tako salad and ika sugata (grilled squid)
(http://i50.tinypic.com/dfu0ic.jpg) (http://i49.tinypic.com/a1r145.jpg)

Baby lobster tails and cold soba
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2lk9x0g.jpg) (http://i48.tinypic.com/2jfwpd0.jpg)

Sukiyaki and mixed sashimi
(http://i50.tinypic.com/1torww.jpg) (http://i49.tinypic.com/30subnl.jpg)

Mixed pickled vegetables and miso soup
(http://i50.tinypic.com/2cfqzya.jpg) (http://i50.tinypic.com/14klhyu.jpg)

Grilled mushrooms, scallops and sake
(http://i49.tinypic.com/ivzltt.jpg) (http://i47.tinypic.com/9te1ic.jpg) (http://i48.tinypic.com/f9mdg2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 20, 2012, 08:21:48 AM
Thanks for the nice pics :drool

But could you also write down what everything is maybe sunshine?
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Barry Egan on October 20, 2012, 12:42:52 PM
I see pics of vegetables on nearly every page of this thread  ???
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on October 20, 2012, 05:43:50 PM
It's jarring to see pics of vegetables in this thread.

Vegetables are delicious.   ???


But could you also write down what everything is maybe sunshine?

Sunshine?  SUNSHINE?! (Done and done.)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on October 21, 2012, 03:59:36 AM
Had an "orange" themed dinner with my best friend today in celebration of Fall and Halloween.

Ingredients
(http://i46.tinypic.com/jphtac.jpg) (http://i49.tinypic.com/2v9dbgz.jpg)

Roasted stuffed pumpkins, butternut squash soup, mashed sweet potatoes, and sausages
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2m64o78.jpg) (http://i49.tinypic.com/34sos53.jpg)
(http://i50.tinypic.com/wi2adc.jpg) (http://i48.tinypic.com/1zpk2s5.jpg)

We're thinking about doing a purple and green theme next time.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: chronovore on October 21, 2012, 12:57:30 PM
Which restaurant is that, CG?
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Brehvolution on October 21, 2012, 08:47:58 PM
CG, how much money does a spread like that cost? The post above you pumpkin porn.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on October 22, 2012, 05:51:11 AM
Which restaurant is that, CG?

It's at Kirala in Berkeley.
http://www.kiralaberkeley.com/kirala/kirala.html (http://www.kiralaberkeley.com/kirala/kirala.html)

CG, how much money does a spread like that cost? The post above you pumpkin porn.

It was about $180 after tips for three people. :|
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Brehvolution on October 22, 2012, 01:38:26 PM
That isn't much if there were drinks involved. I looked at the menu and it's priced very reasonably.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 02, 2012, 06:21:10 AM
Time to revive this thread.

Quick salad of prosciutto, mozzarella, tomatoes, caperberries, arugula, lemon juice and olive oil
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2e56pad.jpg)

First time making palak paneer - could have used more cream, less ginger
(http://i50.tinypic.com/2coo1t2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 02, 2012, 08:17:45 AM
i am making bacon-infused whiskey right now so sorry CG, YOU LOSE
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 02, 2012, 09:16:01 AM
I don't drink.  Does that mean I lose by default?   :'(
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 02, 2012, 09:44:09 AM
well, between that and your position on cilantro, it's not looking good I admit
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 03, 2012, 01:51:24 AM
I didn't use cilantro in that palak paneer either.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 03, 2012, 02:03:59 AM
the baconwhiskey actually went down pretty smooth with some 86% chocolate. Would probably be better paired with something sweeter than 12yr old Macallan though.

I use cilantro (well, coriander) in Thai curry all the time...it makes the dish, frankly. Don't understand the hate. I only chop up a little to top it with though. Good with guacamole as well obvs
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: chronovore on December 03, 2012, 02:04:11 AM
i am making bacon-infused whiskey right now so sorry CG, YOU LOSE
GOING TO TOKYO. BRB.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Brehvolution on December 03, 2012, 10:17:56 AM
:bow  prosciutto :bow2

The king of meats.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 05, 2012, 11:41:15 PM
etiolate tried Hawaiian food the other day:

kahlua pork and loco moco (minus the rice, add macaroni salad)
(http://i49.tinypic.com/35mfkno.jpg)
(http://i50.tinypic.com/16b0q60.jpg)
(http://i46.tinypic.com/ejhs78.jpg)
Egg was kind of overdone.  :-\
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: chronovore on December 19, 2012, 11:33:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5hqoFnGgiM

If Japan had real bacon, I'd do this.

I may need to visit that expensive meat shop. Their bacon looked real.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 19, 2012, 11:38:32 PM
Japan has real bacon, but in this case the added sugar in the supermarket stuff is going to help rather than hurt surely
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 20, 2012, 04:21:07 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5hqoFnGgiM

If Japan had real bacon, I'd do this.

I may need to visit that expensive meat shop. Their bacon looked real.

What does fake bacon look like?  :wtf
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 20, 2012, 04:26:19 AM
Japanese pigs make perfectly normal bacon. He just wants an excuse to eat muffins all day instead
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: chronovore on December 20, 2012, 04:29:31 AM
Japanese pigs make perfectly normal bacon. He just wants an excuse to eat muffins all day instead
:lol

What does fake bacon look like?  :wtf
Most of it is quite thinly cut, and the color is somewhat grayish. Its brining/smoking process yields a result which tastes more like fatty ham than American bacon, which is more smoky.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 20, 2012, 04:38:41 AM
like with the craft beer situation, Chrono is blaming the Japanese archipelago for a non-problem created solely by his poor foraging skills  :wag

Shall i go to the instagram well and show you all the awesome bacon i stuff in my maw nigh daily sir or shall you concede defeat like a gentleman
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 20, 2012, 04:53:07 PM
Quote

Shall i go to the instagram well and show you all the awesome bacon

YES.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Don Flamenco on December 21, 2012, 10:14:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/euG4s.jpg)


TACO MEAT
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 24, 2012, 03:44:41 AM
Potatoes...
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2m6s8ix.jpg)

Sausage...
(http://i46.tinypic.com/3322lib.jpg)

Radishes....
(http://i50.tinypic.com/raukhc.jpg)

Tomatoes and arugula...
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2dl9dtw.jpg)

Dinner!
(http://i47.tinypic.com/35ioqkp.jpg)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 24, 2012, 03:51:24 AM
We're making a winter squash risotto with pancetta and porcini mushrooms for Christmas dinner.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 24, 2012, 04:00:27 AM
Sounds AMAZING!  :drool

EVERYBODY TAKE PICTURES OF THEIR CHRISTMAS FOOD!
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 25, 2012, 03:00:10 AM
Christmas Eve dinner:

simple caprese salad
(http://imageshack.us/a/img28/4458/img2192oe.jpg)

tomato bisque
(http://imageshack.us/a/img441/4682/img2188et.jpg)

shishito peppers tossed with olive oil and coarse salt
(http://imageshack.us/a/img841/4958/imag1927.jpg)

medley of mushroom "chips"
(http://imageshack.us/a/img18/5043/imag1921.jpg)

mashed potatoes
(http://imageshack.us/a/img402/8339/img2191ev.jpg)

mashed sweet potatoes
(http://imageshack.us/a/img259/9416/img2187cb.jpg)

lobster
(http://imageshack.us/a/img13/2842/img2189m.jpg)

roast prime rib
(http://imageshack.us/a/img545/1083/imag1920.jpg)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img713/2738/imag1926.jpg)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img90/6183/img2190n.jpg)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 26, 2012, 03:42:17 PM
Christmas dinner: Kabocha risotto with porcinis, pancetta and pine nuts.

(https://untappd.s3.amazonaws.com/photo/2012_12_26/50a44c10db65a3433db8745ff945a8bd_640x640.jpg)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Mupepe on December 26, 2012, 03:49:26 PM
Christmas Lunch grilled on a redneck homemade backyard pit...

(http://i.minus.com/iwsFXtmkHMdCi.jpg)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 26, 2012, 07:36:15 PM
:drool :drool :drool

Made lasagna and bacon and white bean soup for Christmas dinner (forgot to take pictures of the soup though).
(http://imageshack.us/a/img11/516/img2211fl.jpg)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img502/715/img2213n.jpg)

Also, roasted chestnuts!
(http://imageshack.us/a/img28/323/img2207h.jpg)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on January 06, 2013, 02:08:23 AM
Pan seared some trout with rosemary, garlic and butter:
(http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/5793/img2653s.jpg)
Blanched green beans, tomatoes, artichoke hearts and roast potatoes to the side.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 06, 2013, 02:30:51 AM
 :-\
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Beezy on January 06, 2013, 02:49:19 AM
I hate all of them too, PD.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on January 06, 2013, 02:53:41 AM
WAT. WHY?!  >:(
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Beezy on January 06, 2013, 03:03:56 AM
Cause I eat like shit in comparison to the regular posters in this thread. :lol

I gotta learn to cook more stuff.
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: CrystalGemini on January 06, 2013, 07:08:17 AM
That's what this thread is for! :D
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 06, 2013, 01:16:06 PM
I was looking for this thread to post that ramen shit in, but couldn't find it. Thank CG. :drool

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/737279_10151988387348029_422645651_o.jpg)
Title: Re: The Teach Me How To Cook Thread - Hosted by Cohen, OnkelC, Frag and Patel
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 06, 2013, 01:18:21 PM
Pan seared some trout with rosemary, garlic and butter:
(http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/5793/img2653s.jpg)
Blanched green beans, tomatoes, artichoke hearts and roast potatoes to the side.

Looks delish. Now I want to make some fish :Drool

Unfortunately the fridge only has chicken, and the salmon is in the freezer!
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Post by: Don Flamenco on January 06, 2013, 03:02:13 PM
crystalgemini is secretly some top chef.   

I just boiled some edamame...which is nice.  Fiber uppercut to my colon.


Nice work on the ramen, PL!
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 06, 2013, 03:34:25 PM
WAT. WHY?!  >:(

that fish  :-\

Were there bones inside?  :-\
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Post by: Beezy on January 06, 2013, 03:49:18 PM
WAT. WHY?!  >:(

that fish  :-\

Were there bones inside?  :-\
...

Don't be a pussy
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Post by: Fifstar on January 08, 2013, 05:16:58 AM
Tandoori Chicken in Almond Tomato Butter Sauce

(http://i48.tinypic.com/1znwtj4.jpg)

Also made lots of pics during my pure Paleo stint but sadly the picture quality of my mobile is to shitty to bother to upload them.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 08, 2013, 05:31:57 AM
WAT. WHY?!  >:(

that fish  :-\

Were there bones inside?  :-\

Jesus PD it's a whole fish

So many people hate on fish cause of bones.

Maybe she took most of them out by cutting it open.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on January 08, 2013, 08:11:21 AM
Tandoori Chicken in Almond Tomato Butter Sauce

(http://i48.tinypic.com/1znwtj4.jpg)

Also made lots of pics during my pure Paleo stint but sadly the picture quality of my mobile is to shitty to bother to upload them.

What's your recipe?
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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 08, 2013, 09:01:21 AM
Fifstar - looks awesome! Pls share method/recipe
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Post by: Fifstar on January 08, 2013, 05:24:54 PM
Thanks for the comments  :)

As for the preparation, you basically do the Tandoori Chicken and the Butter Sauce separately. If you have a favorite Tandoori Chicken recipe you can just use that.

Tandoori Chicken:

Take four chicken drumsticks, remove the fatskin and separate them at the joint. Make 3 deep cuts to each piece of meat. Marinate with 4 tablespoons citron juice, 1/4 teaspoon of chili and some salt.
Chop a 1cm piece of ginger, squash 2 garlic cloves and mix them with 300g yoghurt. Mix the yoghurt with 1 tesp of cumin, 1 tesp coriander, 1/4 tesp mace, 1/4 tesp curcuma, 1/4 ajowan and 1/2 tesp of garam marsala. I used a good quality tandoori marsala curry mix for this that I got for Christmas and it turned out great but if you like indian kitchen most of those spices get used quite often. To get the typical red color you can use red food colouring or some neutral tasting red spices. Cover the drumsticks with the yoghurt marinade, mix well and let it sit in the refrigerator for at least 6 hours.
Heat the stove to 180 °C and cook for 40 minutes. It's probably better and closer to the traditional recipe if you broil it or even use a charcoal grill, but it worked well just in the oven for me.


Butter Sauce

Soak 50g of ground almonds in 100ml warm water. Stew 2 tasp of garlic ginger paste (you can just mash some garlic and ginger if you don't have the paste at hand) in 2 tasp of butter, add 2 cans of chopped tomatoes, 4 cloves, 1/2 tasp chili powder and 3 scribed 3 cardamon seeds. Salt and let it simmer open for about 30 minutes until the texture is thick. You can do this perfectly while the chicken is in the stove.
Add 2 tasp of honey and 1 tasp of fenugreek. Remove the cardamon and the cloves if you can find them, I didn't bother ;).
Roast the soaked almond in about 50 grams of butter until the water has vaporized and the almond has a bright brown. Mix with the tomatoes, 150g cream and 1/2 tasp of pepper powder. Let the sauce cook shortly together, put the chicken pieces into the sauce and let them simmer for 5 minutes. Serve with chopped coriander (or cilantrilo if you're feeling cheeky).



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Post by: Brehvolution on January 08, 2013, 08:11:10 PM
 :(

I just ate 8 sticks of imitation crab cooked in margarine for dinner.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on January 08, 2013, 08:19:08 PM
Interesting bit about the color there, Fifstar. I tried making tandoori chicken/butter chicken several times but the color never came out right unless i added way more chili than the recipe called for. In general I find indian cooking not worth the effort here. As much as I love it, the spices end up costing so much (most are only available in tiny bottles here...) it is cheaper just to eat out and have the pros do it for me.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 09, 2013, 04:06:53 PM
:(

I just ate 8 sticks of imitation crab cooked in margarine for dinner.
I am so sorry. :(
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 09, 2013, 06:47:26 PM
:(

I just ate 8 sticks of imitation crab cooked in margarine for dinner.

i had Hot Tamales (the candy) for dinner  :'(
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 10, 2013, 04:19:08 PM
Why you gotta make me cry, PD?
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Post by: tiesto on January 10, 2013, 09:55:12 PM
Interesting bit about the color there, Fifstar. I tried making tandoori chicken/butter chicken several times but the color never came out right unless i added way more chili than the recipe called for. In general I find indian cooking not worth the effort here. As much as I love it, the spices end up costing so much (most are only available in tiny bottles here...) it is cheaper just to eat out and have the pros do it for me.

Yeah, not to mention the smell afterwards...

I'm so glad I moved like a 5 minute drive down the road from an awesome (although pricey) Indian restaurant. And I work near the biggest Indian area of the island.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2013, 01:26:28 AM
Didn't take pics but I made some mujaddara (lentils, rice, and caramelized onions) tonight brehs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mujaddara
(http://imageshack.us/a/img853/191/wowpn.png)

A patient made a dish of it for the office last month, and I decided to give it a whirl. I probably added too much salt but I managed to replicate it pretty well, just by looking up some recipes
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 12, 2013, 03:53:55 AM
Wow that looks really good.  I don't eat rice but I can make some for etiolate and rodi.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2013, 03:57:34 AM
Make sure to use Basmati rice. Initially I was going to just use white but happened to pick some Basmati up at the grocery store earlier today; the flavor/smell is rather different from white rice
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 12, 2013, 06:59:37 AM
Made some octopus in butter, garlic and tomatoes tonight:
(http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/493/imag1969q.jpg)
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Post by: Mupepe on January 12, 2013, 09:50:46 AM
Goddamn!!
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Post by: Beezy on January 12, 2013, 11:52:09 AM
I don't even eat octopus but OMG
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Post by: Barry Egan on January 12, 2013, 12:18:15 PM
hmmm that dish looks like it could be really good as long as it isn't super chewy.  Did you do something to it to reduce itss chewiness? 
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 12, 2013, 03:40:09 PM
Thanks!

I actually usually tend to like chewiness but this octopus was not very chewy at all - more crisp.  Like you bite into it and it snaps - kind of like a good hot dog.  Didn't do anything special to it...just need to make sure it's FRESH.
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on January 12, 2013, 06:29:27 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/0vH6kl.jpg)

Grouper grenobloise
That actually looks okay. But you need schooling in presentationals. Dunking a fine piece of fish onto green, when presented to a sexual lady friend is not actually great.

And no anger guy.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on January 20, 2013, 10:07:14 PM
Just made cream of mushroom soup from scratch for the first time, goddamn

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Post by: Brehvolution on January 21, 2013, 10:30:30 AM
Congrats on the smallpox, PD.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on January 22, 2013, 02:52:06 AM
Dinner:
(http://imageshack.us/a/img204/1689/imag2015p.jpg)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img213/2970/imag2014.jpg)
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Post by: Mupepe on January 22, 2013, 10:51:16 AM
oh sweet baby jebus!  :drool
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Post by: tehjaybo on January 25, 2013, 02:56:37 AM
Cinnabonnnnnnnnnnnnnn.  Fresh outta the oven.
(http://i46.tinypic.com/24g39s7.jpg)

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/clone-of-a-cinnabon/detail.aspx
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Post by: CrystalGemini on February 24, 2013, 01:10:19 AM
Fried eggs = BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
(http://imageshack.us/a/img255/4953/img2960q.jpg)
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Post by: TEEEPO on February 24, 2013, 01:26:23 AM
what am i looking at?

:drool
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Post by: CrystalGemini on February 24, 2013, 02:00:00 AM
what am i looking at?

:drool
Fish eggs/roe: lightly salted then pan fried :drool
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Post by: Cormacaroni on March 03, 2013, 10:28:54 PM
tried something new with this fillet - freeze-drying, a la 4 Hour Chef*. I put it on a cake rack (which doesn't get much use anymore :lol) in the freezer for about 45 mins to remove surface moisture, then pan-seared it, then slow-roasted it in the oven 'til it hit 57 deg C (used a digital in-oven thermometer for this). It worked very well, although i shouldn't have let it rest and as a result it continued to cook and was slightly overdone. Not much but enough to notice. Also used some sprigs of rosemary to sop up the pan juices, and used those as a bed for the fillet when roasting which gave a nice aroma

(https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8509/8525945675_fee560e644_m.jpg)


* well-aware that Tim Ferriss didn't originate the technique, and he isn't any kind of serious chef...but he is a very good aggregator of quality info, I find

Sides - garlic mushrooms, sweet potato fried in coconut oil (making this very Paleo-friendly for those who care)
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 04, 2013, 09:46:27 AM
Your plating is top notch, biz. :drool  :rejoice
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Post by: Mupepe on March 04, 2013, 10:29:59 AM
Goddamn, Biz!!
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Post by: chronovore on March 05, 2013, 08:17:28 PM
Looks great, Biz!

More egg cups. This is easy. Lightly oil a muffin pan, put some deli meat in the holes, put a piece of cheese in it, crack an egg, cook in the oven at 375 for ~15 minutes. Delicious.
:teehee
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 06, 2013, 09:12:38 AM
Your plating is top notch, biz. :drool  :rejoice

I guess I'm calling you a master plater. :teehee
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Post by: CrystalGemini on March 18, 2013, 02:39:01 AM
Bunch of stuff I made after the move.

Scrambled eggs and smoked sausage
(http://imageshack.us/a/img818/984/img3105f.jpg)

white bean soup with bacon
(http://imageshack.us/a/img824/826/img3144w.jpg)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img823/2929/img3146uu.jpg)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img607/3563/img3148pm.jpg)

roast pork shoulder
(http://imageshack.us/a/img822/9421/img3145x.jpg)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img43/2074/img3147ha.jpg)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img94/6757/img3149mh.jpg)

St. Patrick's Day dinner
(http://imageshack.us/a/img42/5192/img3154p.jpg)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img825/7529/img3156bj.jpg)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img844/7893/img3155sj.jpg)
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on March 18, 2013, 03:25:42 AM
Is that real gravy with the pork?
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Post by: chronovore on March 18, 2013, 04:31:44 AM
Is that real gravy with the pork?
As opposed to...?
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 18, 2013, 10:45:49 AM
St. Patrick's day
(http://i45.tinypic.com/20s6kj8.jpg)

All that was left over  :(
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2niz4mb.jpg)

All green errthang
(http://i48.tinypic.com/v4wfiq.jpg)
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 18, 2013, 02:59:20 PM
I think I'll have a pot pie and rice
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Post by: Verdigris Murder on March 18, 2013, 03:48:02 PM
Is that real gravy with the pork?
As opposed to...?
insta-gravy, which btw I invented.
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Post by: chronovore on March 19, 2013, 01:25:07 AM
Is that real gravy with the pork?
As opposed to...?
insta-gravy, which btw I invented.
It's so easy to make fast gravy with milk, flour, and some drippings. BANG, you're done.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on March 19, 2013, 03:41:34 AM
All green errthang
(http://i48.tinypic.com/v4wfiq.jpg)

What's in the wine glasses?
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 19, 2013, 09:43:38 AM
Green milk for the kids. Of course they snubbed their noses at it.
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Post by: Mupepe on March 19, 2013, 09:56:16 AM
friggin kids
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Post by: CrystalGemini on March 20, 2013, 03:11:50 AM
Have you tried lime jello with condensed milk?  Not really a beverage but they might like it! 

OH...Or maybe green tea ice cream milkshake?!  Super good if you like green tea ice cream.  I guess mint chocolate chip would be more common....

Edit: second idea is better

Also, gotta have pics:
(http://i-cdn.apartmenttherapy.com/uimages/kitchen/2010_6_24-matcha-shake1.jpg)
(http://philly.happeningmag.com/centercity/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mint.jpg)

GAHHH...now I want milkshakes.  :-\
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 20, 2013, 09:12:08 AM
yum!
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Post by: Purple Filth on May 17, 2013, 09:45:23 PM
this thread  :drool
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 31, 2013, 07:41:23 PM
someone tell me how i'm supposed to pan-fry chicken breast in a reasonable amount of time? like super high heat? i keep having to put it in the oven to finish it off.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 31, 2013, 08:02:34 PM
About 5-6 minutes on each side, using medium heat. Heat your pan, make sure it's hot, add the oil, couple minutes later add your chicken.

You can make a slight cut to check the inside of the breast, to make sure it's cooked. I'd suggest cooking it longer on top of the stove instead of throwing into the oven, but that's just me.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 31, 2013, 08:15:07 PM
i guess i should fillet it? maybe it's taking forever because it's too thick?

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Post by: CrystalGemini on May 31, 2013, 11:19:55 PM
Butterfly it.  And yes, the thicker the cut of meat the longer it takes to cook.  Think roast beef.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqjfQP3Mp2k

Another way you can finish it off is to put the lid on the pan you're cooking it with.  You can add some wine or broth, reduce a bit, then let them simmer together under the lid.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on June 15, 2013, 08:40:37 AM
Made crawfish boil and gumbo last week:
(http://imageshack.us/a/img195/4025/5j8b.jpg)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img607/3197/gf5w.jpg)
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Post by: Barry Egan on June 15, 2013, 06:36:27 PM
so I got a pizza stone recently.  Lighting on these shots suck but om nom etc.

(http://i1304.photobucket.com/albums/s539/Alex_Kleinman/099_zpsc9dd756d.jpg)
(http://i1304.photobucket.com/albums/s539/Alex_Kleinman/100_zpseffbc01b.jpg)

60% spelt 40% semolina.
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Post by: Brehvolution on June 17, 2013, 01:32:45 PM
:rejoice
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Post by: chronovore on July 08, 2013, 11:48:01 PM
I don't like milky-looking ice-maker ice cubes. I like big hunks of ice in my iced tea and coffee.


This doesn't count as cooking, but it does work as a helpful kitchen tip:
Buy an icepick.
Fill up a tupperware container with filtered water.
Freeze the tupperware.
Break out hunks of ice when needed with the icepick.

 :ohhh
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Post by: Eli Gulgin on July 09, 2013, 06:09:54 AM
It's the manly way.
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Post by: chronovore on July 09, 2013, 06:46:28 AM
Good enough to sink the Titanic, good enough for me!
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Post by: Steve Contra on July 09, 2013, 02:44:01 PM
http://www.wineterroirs.com/2013/06/making_boudin_noir_drinking_wine.html#more (http://www.wineterroirs.com/2013/06/making_boudin_noir_drinking_wine.html#more)

 :mouf

(http://fotservis.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c018253ef0191039fe13f970c-640wi)
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Post by: CrystalGemini on July 10, 2013, 06:16:32 AM
Blood sausage with no filler?!  Where is the French flag salute emoticon?
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Post by: CrystalGemini on July 12, 2013, 03:19:52 AM
WOW!  That looks really good!  Recipe plz?
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Post by: CrystalGemini on July 21, 2013, 02:14:30 AM
WOW!  That looks really good!  Recipe plz?
pretty much the standard, but I added orange juice, some soju, and like 3 tablespoons of that hot chinese chilli oil.

Standard?  Like hoisin, five spice and maltose?
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Post by: Shadow Mod on July 21, 2013, 02:41:06 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/Rsld7bg.jpg)

Got this today for a dollar. Hell yeah.
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Post by: chronovore on July 22, 2013, 06:51:12 PM
Now I want a piece of Eschaton's meat, too. :drool
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Post by: CrystalGemini on July 29, 2013, 03:21:17 AM
Tried making shakshuka today.  Overcooked the eggs.  :'(
(http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/6849/xx5s.jpg)
(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6113/w22h.jpg)

We have a ton of lemons so I also made some giouvarlakia me avgolemono.
(http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/4926/efb8.jpg)

Had some spinach, tomatoes and squid leftover from other meals over the week so I tossed them all in a pan with butter.
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/442/fuih.jpg)
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 29, 2013, 03:31:51 AM
I bought some cheap lamb chops.

Thinking of making a kick ass stew.

:drool
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 24, 2013, 07:59:06 PM
I made a big batch of jerky.  Been munching on it all day.  Stuff is like crack.
(http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/2208/94k2.jpg)
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 24, 2013, 10:18:52 PM
Wait.  Why is that a bad thing again?
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Post by: CrystalGemini on August 25, 2013, 12:39:15 AM
It does get pretty cutthroat around here when we get to the bottom of the bag/bowl/container.
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Post by: tiesto on August 25, 2013, 11:14:21 AM
My gf and I roasted a whole chicken in the oven, with some spice rub and olive oil. Tasted very good!

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1149401_10151634682088983_1907975898_o.jpg)
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Post by: CrystalGemini on September 16, 2013, 10:51:03 PM
Yesterday's dinner:

Scallops and roasted king mushrooms with a tarragon cream sauce
(http://imageshack.us/a/img513/1779/9uto.jpg)

Steamed mussels
(http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/1624/n8ja.jpg)

Vichyssoise
(http://imageshack.us/a/img812/2848/grkf.jpg)
Wasn't super happy with the mussels.  First time making them - just felt they were more work (mostly prep) than they're worth. 
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Post by: Shadow Mod on September 17, 2013, 01:17:11 AM
Made quiche tonight.
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 17, 2013, 09:10:39 AM
Scallops :rejoice  :mouf  :noah
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Post by: CrystalGemini on September 17, 2013, 08:41:31 PM
But :bow vichyssoise :bow2 :bow cold soups :bow2 I think I'm going to hurry up and make some before summer ends.

That's what I'm thinking.  Still gotta get some gazpacho in. :drool
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Post by: CrystalGemini on October 14, 2013, 05:02:12 AM
Made crawfish/shrimp étouffée last week.
(http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/9158/kmmh.jpg)
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Post by: Brehvolution on October 14, 2013, 09:59:15 AM
Look delicious. :noah
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Post by: CrystalGemini on October 15, 2013, 05:22:13 AM
I made a blonde roux though I hear it's not necessary.  There's only one way to find out!  (Remember to take pictures.)  :hyper
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Post by: tiesto on November 11, 2013, 11:10:03 AM
Why did you take it apart first?

Yeah that post was a few months old but when I purchased my grill, I got a few free meats from a local butcher - one of which was the chicken, which was pre-cut.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2013, 03:23:20 PM
Cross-posted from random talk, homemade Raising Cane's:

(http://distilleryimage3.ak.instagram.com/078e2b8c4a8d11e39a630ed4b936de13_8.jpg)

My first attempt at frying chicken at home—I used quinoa flour. It worked really well. I'm interested to see how well quinoa flour works in a rue—still need to make etouffee.

how long did you cook the fries, and on what heat?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 12, 2013, 11:02:26 PM
It was about 30 minutes at 425, turning them after 20 minutes. You've got to watch them, though.

made some with garlic salt and pepper
:lawd

I've made homemade fries before, but usually mine are steak fries. These thinner ones taste a lot better
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Post by: TEEEPO on November 13, 2013, 02:26:32 AM
http://www.wineterroirs.com/2013/06/making_boudin_noir_drinking_wine.html#more (http://www.wineterroirs.com/2013/06/making_boudin_noir_drinking_wine.html#more)

 :mouf

(http://fotservis.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c018253ef0191039fe13f970c-640wi)

 :mouf

i miss living in france  :'(

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sike
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Post by: CrystalGemini on November 18, 2013, 01:00:03 AM
Food from this weekend:

Soon tofu (soft tofu soup)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img845/6627/y0dj.jpg)

Grilled pork belly
(http://imageshack.us/a/img440/9067/uh1m.jpg)

Galbi (grilled beef short ribs) and various banchan (got those from a korean market)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img201/3818/o1no.jpg)

And the after Halloween pumpkin-butchering extravaganza:
(http://imageshack.us/a/img51/526/k8j5.jpg)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img707/8399/hag5.jpg)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img801/2217/xxf8.jpg)
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/9660/ybow.jpg)
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Post by: Tasty on November 18, 2013, 01:50:06 AM
I got a George Foreman grill, i r srs cook nao.

But seriously, people jumped up my ass when I said I had take-out every day, so recommend me some things I can now make yo.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on November 18, 2013, 02:18:51 AM
Dude.  Did you see my post before yours with the galbi and grilled pork belly?  Seriously two steps: marinade for one hour then grill.  You can almost do anything on a George Foreman grill that you can do on a regular grill (doesn't have that nice smokey flavor though).
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Post by: Tasty on November 18, 2013, 02:47:14 AM
Yeah, I also notice the smell is a little weird on the steaks I cooked. It wasn't a bad smell, just... weird.

"Pork belly"? :what I guess I'll try it.
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Post by: Beezy on November 18, 2013, 03:49:24 AM
I got a George Foreman grill, i r srs cook nao.

But seriously, people jumped up my ass when I said I had take-out every day, so recommend me some things I can now make yo.

 :what

As they fucking should. That's also a huge waste of money.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on November 18, 2013, 04:17:12 AM
"Pork belly"? :what I guess I'll try it.

You already have.  Ever eat this thing called "bacon"?  ;)

(http://www.seriouseats.com/images/2012/11/20121109-chichis-chinese-pork-belly-slab.jpg)

^-- that's pork belly.  Look familiar?

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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2013, 04:59:39 AM
I got a George Foreman grill, i r srs cook nao.

But seriously, people jumped up my ass when I said I had take-out every day, so recommend me some things I can now make yo.
Boneless skinless chicken breasts. Cheap, fast, healthy. Look up some Foreman recipes for it, I haven't used mine in years. I used to use it every day.

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Post by: Mupepe on November 18, 2013, 10:24:37 AM
Jesus, CG.  You're so awesome.
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Post by: chronovore on November 18, 2013, 06:00:06 PM
Yeah, CG is not only a great cook, her pics of the food are similarly pro-level.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2013, 06:32:59 PM
I assumed etoilet made everything, and CC just takes the pictures.
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Post by: etiolate on November 18, 2013, 08:06:18 PM
Nah, my dinners haven't gotten the glamour shot treatment in awhile.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on November 19, 2013, 04:46:47 AM
Jesus, CG.  You're so awesome.

Yeah, CG is not only a great cook, her pics of the food are similarly pro-level.

 :heart

Hey, Mups!  What's a good time to visit Houston?
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Post by: Mupepe on November 19, 2013, 10:35:02 AM
Spring for sure!  Between March and May is a little cool, humidity isn't too bad because rainy season hasn't started.  Plus I'll be pulling the smoker out during that time as well :)
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Post by: CrystalGemini on November 25, 2013, 12:03:32 AM
Tonight's dinner:

(http://imageshack.us/a/img201/9499/xhnc.jpg)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img834/2384/x7cj.jpg)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img443/5434/08ke.jpg)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img443/5894/w1x2.jpg)
(http://imageshack.us/a/img10/807/o80a.jpg)
(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/9924/50wn.jpg)
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 25, 2013, 12:19:24 AM
(http://imageshack.us/a/img834/2384/x7cj.jpg)

oatmeal on asparagus?
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Post by: CrystalGemini on November 25, 2013, 12:35:28 AM
Garlic, PD. ;)
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Post by: G The Resurrected on November 25, 2013, 12:40:03 AM
Is that ice cream on pumpkin pie?

I'm going to be making all of the pies this year and I've never made a fruit pie. But I'm gonna try making an apple one. Tomorrow I'll be cooking the testers
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Post by: brawndolicious on November 25, 2013, 05:59:57 AM
My dinner was a microwaved chicken pot pie, cup noodles, and a nutella/PB sandwich. How does one person put so much effort into sustenance?
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Post by: Mupepe on November 25, 2013, 12:15:51 PM
I love CG.  For real reals.  No disrespect, etiolate. 
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Post by: Brehvolution on November 25, 2013, 12:50:28 PM
I wish I could still eat asparagus.  :'(

:piss purines :piss2
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Post by: G The Resurrected on November 25, 2013, 10:42:26 PM
The misses is at it again this year. Now that we have a proven pumpkin pie recipe, she has been trying to perfect her crust. So for the next few days I'll be getting to taste test these awesome little pies.

(http://i.imgur.com/7vkgnmbl.jpg?1)

Tonight's crust was just a bit too thick, but the insides were so good and spicy just the way I like it. This was an awesome surprise to come home to.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on December 16, 2013, 12:52:42 AM
That's a damn good looking etouffee.  Is there a noticeable difference in flavor using quinoa flour vs. wheat vs. white?

Dinner tonight:

Sausage, potatoes, basil topped with a fried egg
(http://imageshack.us/a/img401/7863/idkb.jpg)

Cream of broccoli soup
(http://imageshack.us/a/img843/4936/jjmd.jpg)
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Post by: Brehvolution on February 11, 2014, 08:50:41 PM
:rejoice
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 08, 2014, 06:17:47 PM
excuse me i'm a new person to cooking so please accept my simple application of chicken and rice

(http://i3.minus.com/ibtj2keV1gMB86.jpg)

chicken is marinated for 24 hours in my favorite hot sauce. i tried three kinds, two habanero flavors and also a batch in sriracha. the sriracha didn't come out so well. the others were pretty good.

So my biggest problem so far is, when I fry chicken I always end up with the "blackened" nature you see. I think I'm not putting enough in the pan and it's just burning. What would you recommend to prevent this?
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Post by: Brehvolution on April 08, 2014, 08:52:59 PM
turn the heat down
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Post by: Mupepe on April 08, 2014, 11:35:41 PM
Yep. It might also have to do with whatever is in your hot sauce.
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Post by: chronovore on April 26, 2014, 02:25:37 AM
Also good to remember that a heap of recipe sites are available online. You don't have to reinvent the wheel, or even how to cook chicken.

http://www.supercook.com
http://www.recipekey.com/#main
http://www.recipematcher.com

Those are just three sites, you can tell them what's in your fridge and they'll tell you what you can make. Pretty neat.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2014, 02:35:00 AM
Add some mushrooms and onions breh. Also get some mixed veggies, they're easy. Then then you can evolve to fresh veggies.
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Post by: brawndolicious on April 26, 2014, 03:00:45 AM
Get a spice rack and experiment with rice/breads and your choice of meats to see what you like. It can be really addictive to just eat rice with every meal since you can make so much so easily but try to mix it up and get used to experimenting with your palette.

I remember always buying ready made rice-a-roni and then trying to emulate the flavors, which would probably make my mother faint. But it's better to start from something plain and just play around with it a bit.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2014, 02:19:44 PM
Brehs I'm planning on making some fried fish tonight, with spinach and mushrooms. I want to make another side dish to go along with it but I can't think of anything right now. What would you guys suggest. I'm leaning against rich right now
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2014, 02:27:17 PM
Pan fried.
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Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2014, 02:42:55 PM
I always do a salad with pan fried fish. Its heaven.

spinach
sunflower seeds
feta cheese
shredded carrots
chopped bell peppers
jalapeno
black pepper
olive oil and red wine vinegar for dressing

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Post by: tiesto on April 27, 2014, 12:22:39 AM
Grilled some kebabs the other nite:

(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/1797549_10203575896859561_3535032504719607415_n.jpg)
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2014, 12:39:07 PM
Should have taken pics but I decided to try out a creamed spinach recipe, with corn and mushrooms. Used buttermilk, flour, olive oil, and margarine...turned out way better than I thought it would. Threw some garlic in at the last minute and sheeeit, tasted great.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2014, 09:27:21 PM
Decided to re-use the oil today, and added on some black eyed peas plus left over lasagna that my mom gave me.

(http://i.imgur.com/i2otjVYl.jpg)
also made threw a couple battered mushrooms into the oil, they came out pretty decent.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on April 28, 2014, 09:46:50 AM
made a gigantic batch of butter chicken over the weekend :lawd
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Post by: Mupepe on April 28, 2014, 10:39:20 AM
Decided to re-use the oil today, and added on some black eyed peas plus left over lasagna that my mom gave me.

(http://i.imgur.com/i2otjVYl.jpg)
also made threw a couple battered mushrooms into the oil, they came out pretty decent.
what kind of fish is that?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2014, 05:35:41 PM
Decided to re-use the oil today, and added on some black eyed peas plus left over lasagna that my mom gave me.

(http://i.imgur.com/i2otjVYl.jpg)
also made threw a couple battered mushrooms into the oil, they came out pretty decent.
what kind of fish is that?

Tilapia
:hitler

tasted great
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Post by: Mupepe on April 28, 2014, 05:52:24 PM
I didn't start eating fish until the middle of last year and I've been trying all kinds and tilapia and swai are the only two I don't like.  I just don't like the taste. 

Alaska Cod tho :drool
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2014, 06:11:15 PM
Weird. Tilapia doesn't have much of a "fishy" taste which is why it's popular amongst people who don't like fish. I agree on swai though, not a fan - at least not home cooked, I'd imagine better cooks can than me can make it taste good. Too...gummy or something, bleh.
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Post by: Mupepe on April 28, 2014, 09:17:32 PM
Yeah its not the fishy its just got a strange taste. I've cooked it for others and they say its good so I don't know. It just doesn't sit well with me. Your gummy description of swai is spot on. It reminds me of those sticky hand toys from vending machines.
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Post by: HiResDes on May 01, 2014, 09:57:03 AM
Best fish:

1. Halibut
2. Snapper
3. Rainbow Trout
4. Chilean Sea Bass
5. Mahi Mahi
6. Chinook Salmon
7. Walleye
8. Tuna
9. Tilapia
10. Cod
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Post by: Mupepe on May 01, 2014, 10:23:16 AM
Take that back!  Alaskan Cod >>>> Tilapia
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Post by: HiResDes on May 01, 2014, 11:08:21 AM
I could see that, but I don't think Cod is quite as versatile.
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Post by: etiolate on May 01, 2014, 01:29:39 PM
Yellow Tail is excellent.
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Post by: HiResDes on May 01, 2014, 01:55:41 PM
Forgot about yellow tail, I should be banned.
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Post by: Mupepe on May 01, 2014, 01:59:21 PM
Isn't Yellow Tail that shitty Australian wine? :teehee
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Post by: HiResDes on May 01, 2014, 02:01:21 PM
Barefoot is the worst
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Post by: hampster on May 17, 2014, 10:56:44 PM
Alton Brown is on youtube :rejoice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUig9IAwggM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RllWJUvrxEY
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 17, 2014, 11:10:36 PM
I made some homemade nachos today in the oven, with shredded Mexican cheese, some salsa, and mushrooms. The cheese doesn't melt exactly the way I want, but overall it came out pretty good.
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Post by: chronovore on June 26, 2014, 04:21:52 AM
http://thugkitchen.com

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Add the white wine and salt to the pot and cook until most of the wine has evaporated and you scraped whatever bits of shallot got stuck to the bottom of the pot, like a minute or 2. Drink the rest wine because… well, that shits already open. Might as well.
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:lol
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2014, 12:29:53 PM
Yup I've been doing that and it's the best shit ever. I use butter and some sour cream, plus I put mushrooms and tomatoes on the side (they cook beautifully, as in the video). The first time I did it my eggs were a bit watery, but after the second time I did it perfectly. The trick is the heat of the pot IMO. If it's too low you'll be stirring forever, but if it's moderately high you'll see progress within a minute.
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Post by: Squiddy on July 06, 2014, 04:08:57 PM
I tried the Gordon Ramsay-style scrambled eggs and unfortunately it is not for me  :-\
It looks fancy though, but I couldn't stand the texture.
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Post by: Kara on July 06, 2014, 05:06:31 PM
Damn, those eggs look so good.  :drool
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Post by: Steve Contra on July 10, 2014, 02:59:57 PM
Wet scrambled eggs :noah

Dry fluffy scrambled eggs :goty2

James Beard has a recipe that takes a half hour
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Post by: Dickie Dee on July 10, 2014, 03:16:11 PM
Anybody have any recipes they like for fish tacos? I'm going to be at the family bungalow this weekend and we'll probably be catching some cod out in the lake.
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Post by: Kara on July 10, 2014, 04:29:59 PM
Anybody have any recipes they like for fish tacos? I'm going to be at the family bungalow this weekend and we'll probably be catching some cod out in the lake.

I have a recipe, but it's like a Treasure of the Sierra Madre down on my luck forever / I hate myself and want to die kind of recipe so you probs don't want to take it to a family gathering.
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Post by: TEEEPO on July 11, 2014, 01:05:45 PM
James Beard has a recipe that takes a half hour

the one with a shit ton of heavy cream?

that shit is godly
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Post by: Steve Contra on July 11, 2014, 01:06:20 PM
James Beard has a recipe that takes a half hour

the one with a shit ton of heavy cream?

that shit is godly
That's the one :lawd
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Post by: Dickie Dee on July 11, 2014, 01:31:37 PM
This is a good video in the differences in scrambled eggs among the English, French, and Americans (although that's still pretty soft for American eggs, but they look good to me!):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9r-CxnCXkg

His eggs look a lot more appetizing too. They're the proper color (orange).

Call me a moran but I prefer the American-style.

Runny eggs :yuck

Only problem is that it's a fine line between cooking them well through and just killing them
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Post by: Dickie Dee on July 11, 2014, 01:37:28 PM
In other news I spent money I don't have and got a kamado charcoal cooker. I've only ever had a propane grill before and :ohlawd everything tastes so much better. Can even do 12 hour low and slow cooks  with only a couple of handfuls of lump and wood chips for flavor.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on July 11, 2014, 01:41:34 PM
gas grills :pacspit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPyQ-arJjPk
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Post by: Steve Contra on July 11, 2014, 01:43:53 PM
My man.  I'm about to drop 2400$ on a smoker from Texas.  :lawd
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Post by: Mupepe on July 11, 2014, 01:46:44 PM
My man.  I'm about to drop 2400$ on a smoker from Texas.  :lawd
At least you know the proper region for bbq
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Post by: Dickie Dee on July 11, 2014, 01:49:54 PM
My man.  I'm about to drop 2400$ on a smoker from Texas.  :lawd

 :leon Any links?

This is the one I got

http://www.broilkingbbq.com/grills/keg/landing.html (http://www.broilkingbbq.com/grills/keg/landing.html)

It's actually insulated steel and not ceramic but it holds heat just as well (better actually - bringing the temp back down if you overshoot is tricky)

Being not ceramic it's more portable although still a 2 person job. There's an optional trailer hitch mount I plan on using alot
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Post by: Steve Contra on July 11, 2014, 01:51:40 PM
http://www.pittsandspitts.com/ultimate-smoker-pits.html (http://www.pittsandspitts.com/ultimate-smoker-pits.html)

The 24 X 36. My wife is the best.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on July 11, 2014, 01:54:31 PM
hnnngg

I'd been thinking of doing a 55 gallon drum conversion but a friend at work won a Big Green Egg and I've been mad with envy ever since. Found a decentish deal on this on craigslist
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Post by: Fifstar on July 15, 2014, 12:30:59 PM
Green salad basically has the nutritious value of a piece of wet paper, so nothing wrong about that. Not liking salad as a preparation method per se is kinda weird though. Cut your favorite indegriedents, toss em together, what's not to like? All kinds of Vegetables, more interesting green salad like rocket or young spinach leafs, onions, chicken, beef, tuna, beans, mozarella, feta, some fruit, rice, noodles, olive oil, balsamico... impossible to fuck up. If you only eat iceberg lettuce with a bland oil it's obviously gonna taste like nothing.
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Post by: Mupepe on July 15, 2014, 02:38:09 PM
Basically, I think no matter what the salad is, I'm not going to like it. Assuming there's something watery and crunchy in it, like lettuce or chopped bell pepper, and tossed with something that makes it even more wet, like some kind of oil or vinegar.
you're kind of a terrible person :(

I bet I could make a salad that would keep you hard for days.
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Post by: Kara on July 20, 2014, 02:27:32 PM
Tried those Ramsay eggs... pretty good. :leon

I forgot to buy the creme fraiche doe and had to improvise. #Jazz
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2014, 02:37:38 PM
Tried those Ramsay eggs... pretty good. :leon

I forgot to buy the creme fraiche doe and had to improvise. #Jazz

It's great with and without cream. I can't wait to cook breakfast with a friend, in fact I'm going to do it next weekend. I'd imagine she'll be :mindblown when I pull out a pot instead of a frying pan.
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 25, 2014, 03:31:21 PM
Don't the wrappers have measuring units on them so you can cut what you need? I'm pretty sure butter companies do that so you can cut then unwrap.
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 25, 2014, 04:10:51 PM
Recipes here measure butter in tablespoons and cups so that is the unit of measurement on the sticks.
(http://i.imgur.com/fY7TIBD.jpg)
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Post by: Beezy on July 26, 2014, 10:28:03 AM
Insulting the man's wife because you eat like a rabbit? Lol
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Post by: Steve Contra on July 26, 2014, 04:29:28 PM
Gordon Ramsay's wife is tiny.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2014, 04:52:18 PM
I don't have mushrooms that big, so I can slice up 3-4 and add in 4-6 small tomatoes.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2014, 05:47:05 PM
if it came out like porridge you did it wrong tho
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2014, 05:51:46 PM
guess my culinary #dualities are too advanced for you huh
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Post by: Himu on July 26, 2014, 05:56:03 PM
Business: thoughts on fried fish? 
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Post by: chronovore on July 30, 2014, 11:31:25 AM
Wet scrambled eggs :noah

Dry fluffy scrambled eggs :goty2

James Beard has a recipe that takes a half hour
Dry, fluffy eggs are the USA standard. Japan has all the goddamned runny eggs you can want in any given hotel's buffet. They're horrible. You want something that looks like it's been sneezed out? Be my guest.


Spaghetti and fried fish over here giving culinary tips
:dead
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Post by: brawndolicious on July 30, 2014, 07:57:15 PM
I tried the Ramsay eggs but decided not to add sour cream to keep it from being too wet. Still had a creamier texture than normal but still fluffy and went well with the hot dogs I threw in.

I've never had butter go bad and I don't think the packaging protects it from air. One time I had rancid olive oil that was in a corner of the cabinet so I think I'd realize it.
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Post by: Brehvolution on July 31, 2014, 09:54:00 AM
We need to get back to posting pics of food. I'm going on vacay next week and i hope to have some amazing food. Will post pics when I return.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 27, 2014, 01:39:45 AM
lol whoops. forgot this existed

baked parmesan tilapia with asparagus. asparagus has a basting oil on it

(http://i.imgur.com/951Zsh7.jpg)
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Post by: Mupepe on August 27, 2014, 01:31:51 PM
why so little asparagus??? 
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Post by: Fifstar on August 27, 2014, 05:00:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/nCxaShi.jpg?2)

My attempt at Shashuka. Looks like somebody puked in the pan but came out okay tastewise.

(http://i.imgur.com/O7rXnPI.jpg?1)

Dry aged ribeye steak with selfmade Kräuterkäsespätze (german "noodles" with herbs and cheese) and salad with a sour dressing. Really happy with it, great meat and the herbs gave the Spätze a nice flavour push, made them the this way the first time.


Hope you can see something with the shitty phone cam quality.
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Post by: Fifstar on September 01, 2014, 04:18:16 PM
Got off my lazy ass and pulled some pics of my gf's cam i made over the last couple of weeks

Caponata
(http://i.imgur.com/H4bEHXP.jpg)

Salmon with Polenta
(http://i.imgur.com/cuVsqzl.jpg)

Noodles with selfmade pesto and shrimps
(http://i.imgur.com/xnAn1MX.jpg)

Fake Züricher Geschnetzeltes
(http://i.imgur.com/I6F2nUg.jpg)

Pattys on baked sweet potato with parmesan fennel salad
(http://i.imgur.com/A8fU1Mv.jpg)

Piccata alla Milanese with celery-fieldsalad
(http://i.imgur.com/q5SqTGf.jpg)

Tom Kha Gai
(http://i.imgur.com/4fW5asb.jpg)
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Post by: chronovore on September 02, 2014, 08:25:46 AM
That Tom Ka Gai looks dreamy. There's no Thai food in my part of Osaka, so maybe I should learn to make my own..?
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Post by: Fifstar on September 02, 2014, 12:18:53 PM
You should, I made it myself for the first time and it turned out really good! Not a lot of work either.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2014, 03:30:04 PM
bros I'm gonna pick up some fish and wine today. Probably salmon. Looking for side dish suggestions. Nothing too crazy.
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Post by: Kara on September 06, 2014, 03:45:18 PM
Depending on how you're cooking it, asparagus, risotto, or plantains.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2014, 03:52:30 PM
think I'll go with roasted garlic broccoli. just need one more side and I'll be set
:rejoice

kind of want a potato side but I'm trying to stay away from them.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2014, 07:39:11 PM
Decided to make this (http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/farfalle-with-creamy-wild-mushroom-sauce-10000001559239/) alongside the roasted garlic broccoli. Baked the salmon with some lemon
:rejoice
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 30, 2014, 02:39:43 PM
:noah
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Post by: Beezy on September 30, 2014, 06:26:36 PM
I don't think we have anything like that here in NY. Want.
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Post by: Kara on October 10, 2014, 11:08:46 AM
Gruyere on khubz for breakfast. :lawd

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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 25, 2014, 03:49:45 PM
I made chocolate chip cookies. Never made cookies in my life.

They turned out pretty awesome. Although I was expecting the flavor to be better than supermarket factory-made chocolate chip cookies, but fuck it I should be happy they turned out okay.

I'll be making another batch soon. :whoo They're really shockingly easy to make.
:rejoice

that feel of just having done magic after a successful baking try. :lawd
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Post by: Kara on January 03, 2015, 08:37:44 PM
The only cooking I do is the books. :yeshrug

If you want to know which nutrient gruels mix well together, however, I'm your man. :larry
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Post by: Fifstar on January 05, 2015, 06:14:13 AM
Post some pics dude. More entertaining than talking about baking recipes. Although with Instagram and blogs most people that care already get more than enough pics of selfmade food.
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Post by: Skidmark on February 19, 2015, 05:09:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/bPsFKmn.jpg)

Cooking on my George Foreman grill. Cow rump, bearnaise sauce and goat cheese.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on February 19, 2015, 07:44:47 PM
Decided to make this (http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/farfalle-with-creamy-wild-mushroom-sauce-10000001559239/) alongside the roasted garlic broccoli. Baked the salmon with some lemon
:rejoice

I've been wanting to try roasting broccoli for ages, ever since I came across this recipe (http://www.amateurgourmet.com/2008/11/the_best_brocco.html) but whenever I think to make it I'm always missing 1 or 2 ingredients and don't bother.
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Post by: tiesto on March 10, 2015, 11:21:45 PM
Lucky bastard, I'm dying for some grilled food but my back patio is still covered in 2 feet of snow... even though its been warming up the last few days.
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Post by: Rman on March 11, 2015, 01:30:03 AM
Best shit is melted olive oil/butter blend. Get a nice brush just for grilling to baste that shit.

Ghee is also good.  Dat flavor and high smoke point.
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Post by: milchs evil twin on May 20, 2015, 02:17:13 PM
Wanted to make a chili.

Had just watched a recipe using Italian sausage (not really widely available over here, but possible to find) and cannellini beans.

Also wanted to do a chili verde, although green chiles and tomatillos are impossible to find.

Kinda did a mix between both, improvised with some oven roasted pimientos de padron, both Italian sausage and cubed pork, and in the end it came out great :rejoice
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Post by: Fifstar on May 20, 2015, 04:28:51 PM
Got a noodle machine for my birthday so I made my first selfmade papardelle:

(http://i.imgur.com/Kd0jeeB.jpg?2)

Made em with a simple tomato sauce and garlic fried cherry tomatoes.
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Post by: sarslip on May 20, 2015, 04:49:00 PM
that basil is positively erect

also i love that it's a "noodle machine" and not a pasta maker
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Post by: Fifstar on May 20, 2015, 05:01:47 PM
Yeah, they were a bit bigger than most cherry tomatoes, although I think that picture is deceiving as the plate/immersion appears bigger on that pic than it actually is.
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Post by: milchs evil twin on May 21, 2015, 05:16:38 PM
Are they really better than Kenji's?

http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2010/05/the-burger-lab-how-to-make-perfect-mcdonalds-style-french-fries.html

I should do a side by side test...
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Post by: sarslip on May 22, 2015, 03:42:17 PM
For sarslip:


Thrice cooked fries. recently made these (no pics :snoop ) but if you have a thermometer and some patience its the best fry ever. Starts at ~3min

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 :whoo
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Post by: Fifstar on May 26, 2015, 03:45:52 PM
First attempt at selfmade tortellinis:

(http://i.imgur.com/XfiRgwc.jpg?1)

(http://i.imgur.com/v0krMEE.jpg?1)

Made em with ricotta parmesan and ricotta and tossed em in a pan with sage and lemon zest. Came out quite good.
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Post by: sarslip on May 26, 2015, 04:36:48 PM
latest from my Food-In-Gifs series

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please forgive the use of beets as a side veg esch

yogurt sauce was; yogurt (obv), dried mint leaves, pepper, lemon juice, plum jam, apple butter, salt.
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Post by: Kara on May 29, 2015, 12:20:01 PM
It's ttly a babby food.
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Post by: Mupepe on June 18, 2015, 11:12:06 AM
Pancakes are terrible IMO.  Waffles are the superior food item.
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Post by: Mupepe on June 18, 2015, 05:08:52 PM
feed em to me with your sweet syrup
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Post by: ToxicAdam on June 19, 2015, 12:29:22 PM
The bigger problem with pancake batter that is too runny, is that it will make them flat. You want the batter a bit sludgey so the air pockets can form inside and make them fluffy.

Also, it helps to add a few pinches of sugar and cinnamon to the batter to give it some flavor.

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Post by: Mupepe on June 20, 2015, 10:55:23 PM
Well if your dad didn't know you're gay, he sure as fuck does now.

Looks delish bb
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Post by: sarslip on June 22, 2015, 04:21:42 PM
Well if your dad didn't know you're gay, he sure as fuck does now.


baking nets crazy vagina, foh

what would you make for a partner on their bday, some stir fry?  :lol
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Post by: Mupepe on June 28, 2015, 01:29:57 PM
It's true but he means the one that develops between your legs.

For real real though, chicks love a dude that can bake. My go to used to be "oh you want some German chocolate cake I baked from scratch?"
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Post by: Fifstar on June 28, 2015, 05:07:07 PM
All those frozen yoghurt places closed quickly for a reason.
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Post by: Barry Egan on July 05, 2015, 06:05:42 PM
 :mouf
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Post by: Tasty on July 18, 2015, 12:16:56 PM
Best recipe for scrambled eggs, go.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on July 18, 2015, 01:09:15 PM
Best recipe for scrambled eggs, go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0
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Post by: Tasty on July 18, 2015, 04:15:44 PM
Sorry Dufus but I gotta trust my boy Ramsay :rejoice

Thanks Mamacint.
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Post by: Tasty on July 18, 2015, 11:14:28 PM
Just messing with ya. :lol Thanks boo.

Any other easy high-protein things I can make?

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Post by: brawndolicious on July 19, 2015, 12:59:55 AM
I like to melt cheese on the pan before throwing on the eggs, and then cooking it all for as short as possible so you get a duality in texture.

Chicken is hard to mess up and meringue cookies with splenda is a dessert that's basically pure protein.
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Post by: Tasty on July 19, 2015, 03:54:47 AM
Splenda? :holeup

Btw I did those Ramsay eggs and they came out great, though I used a whisk-whisk so it looked more like yellow rice at the end. I also subbed in cream cheese for creme fraiche but it worked out pretty well. The only thing is that I'm never sure when to take them off the stove, the last couple times they've seemed slightly undercooked but I guess that's better than overcooked.

Gonna keep playing with this recipe the rest of the week, but good results so far. :)
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Post by: Tasty on July 19, 2015, 02:18:09 PM
I usually go  Med to Med-High.

Like, I think I'm doing that, but the insides are a little moist. But that might be correct.
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Post by: Tasty on July 19, 2015, 03:56:09 PM
I liked the slight flavor it added. I don't have chives though, and I think those would probably affect the final flavor the most.
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Post by: Tasty on July 19, 2015, 04:00:02 PM
I dunno, I always have to add some salt to the finished product. Then again as I've said before I was raised on salt, lol.
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Post by: Tasty on July 19, 2015, 04:39:03 PM
They insulted my mum's cooking :'(
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Post by: Tasty on July 19, 2015, 10:07:06 PM
I tried making Gordon Ramsay method scrambled eggs and failed miserably  :(

How'd they turn out?
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Post by: Tasty on July 21, 2015, 11:22:10 PM
Took another crack (:teehee) at the Ramsay eggs again and might have (unintentionally?) made the best goddamn scrambled eggs I've ever had in my life.

(http://i.imgur.com/sueecG6.png)

Bought chives just for this (thee day expiry date wtf??) and man they make a difference (plus some small lessons I learned from last night.) The only thing is I didn't cut them small enough, but it was still a good amount/distribution. Will improve on that for the next batch.

Fuuuuuck. They were so good. Scooped them onto my plate, added a bit of herb salt, and fuck. Fuuuuuccckkkk. So good. Those chives really make a difference. I also really tasted the smoothness (courtesy the butter) tonight too. Don't know about the cream cheese (my stand-in for creme fraiche), but I guess if it ain't broke don't fix it.

:bow Ramsay :bow2

:hyper Being able to cook at least one thing well for friends and family :hyper
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Post by: Steve Contra on July 22, 2015, 06:58:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/LXa9und.jpg)

Been using my new smoker a lot.  Here's an 8 pound brisket :whew
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Post by: Dickie Dee on July 22, 2015, 07:03:42 PM
Been doing pulled pork on my Kamado but haven't ventured into brisket yet.

Seems more sensitive to overcooking (?) and just getting a good cut is something I'm still a bit unsure of.

(Nice kicks too breh - remember which kind they are?)
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Post by: Dickie Dee on July 22, 2015, 07:09:42 PM
Took another crack (:teehee) at the Ramsay eggs again and might have (unintentionally?) made the best goddamn scrambled eggs I've ever had in my life.

(http://i.imgur.com/sueecG6.png)

Bought chives just for this (thee day expiry date wtf??) and man they make a difference (plus some small lessons I learned from last night.) The only thing is I didn't cut them small enough, but it was still a good amount/distribution. Will improve on that for the next batch.

Fuuuuuck. They were so good. Scooped them onto my plate, added a bit of herb salt, and fuck. Fuuuuuccckkkk. So good. Those chives really make a difference. I also really tasted the smoothness (courtesy the butter) tonight too. Don't know about the cream cheese (my stand-in for creme fraiche), but I guess if it ain't broke don't fix it.

:bow Ramsay :bow2

:hyper Being able to cook at least one thing well for friends and family :hyper

I made this recipe 2 days ago except I added the butter first then cooked 3 or 4 crushed garlic cloves in the butter first for a while then took it off the heat and let cool. Followed normal recipe procedure except right at the end I added halved grape tomatoes just late enough that they wouldn't heat and start releasing water.

My gawd  :lawd

Don't know if this is a repeatable recipe, don't know how to keep the tomatoes from making the whole thing watery and runny, but for this one shinning moment  :aah
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Post by: Steve Contra on July 22, 2015, 07:14:13 PM
Brisket is tougher than pulled pork, a bit easier than ribs (which can dry out quick).  I'd suggest getting Aaron Franklin's new book for tips (in fact I have an extra one if you want it).
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Post by: Steve Contra on July 22, 2015, 07:23:17 PM
By the way Ramsay Eggs is a just an easier recipe from James Beard tha Gawd.  Takes 30 minutes to set instead of 5, but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck it's worth it.  Also tarragon in the eggs.chives.  And chervil if it's season :lawd
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Post by: Tasty on July 23, 2015, 12:33:23 AM
Improved my Ramsay method eggs. One big difference was cooking them in a small pot instead of a frying pan (no idea why he calls that pot a pan in the video). It definitely makes mixing the eggs a lot easier. I didn't have any of that cream, but I used about a tablespoon of Fage whole yogurt, and it came out awesome.

Gonna try to get some chives for next time.

The pan/pot thing is probably one of those Englishisms.

Also chives make a huge difference IMO. And I used to think I didn't like/care about chives.
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Post by: chronovore on July 23, 2015, 10:26:42 PM
Best recipe for scrambled eggs, go.
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/07/23/ian-mckellen-scrambled-eggs
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Post by: milchs evil twin on July 25, 2015, 12:50:39 PM
Is there some vegetarian equivalent to a steak, something that really just needs a touch of spice and salt to be turned into a full meal?

I recently realized that one of the reasons I love meat is that it's dead simple to cook something tasty using meat. Any idiot can do it, which includes me.
It always feels like I'd need like 25 different ingredients and 2 hours in the kitchen to make something similarly satisfying that's vegetarian.

Help me, brehs!
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Post by: Beezy on July 25, 2015, 01:16:45 PM
Seitan is the best I can think of. Lots of different brands and types though. Just check your local grocery store. Should be in the cold section, not frozen.
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Post by: Freyj on July 25, 2015, 02:02:44 PM
brehs

that chickpea salad is the real deal

There's an Italian place where I grew up that has a house salad with the best vinaigrette I've ever had and tons of chickpeas and garlic.

 :dead
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Post by: milchs evil twin on July 25, 2015, 02:30:10 PM
Seitan is the best I can think of. Lots of different brands and types though. Just check your local grocery store. Should be in the cold section, not frozen.

I'm not even necessarily looking for a "like meat" solution. I just want something simple and flavorful that doesn't make me feel like a rabbit.

Maybe I should just eat lots of eggs and focaccia. I guess pizza in general might be a good solution. All these carbs tho...
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Post by: chronovore on August 06, 2015, 02:48:51 AM
:drool
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Post by: Brehvolution on August 06, 2015, 10:12:40 AM
:noah
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Post by: Tasty on August 06, 2015, 10:19:13 AM
Come cook for me Esch :noah
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 06, 2015, 11:55:13 AM
I decided i'd try my hand at frying some chicken. I've been playing around with the idea of doing this for so long lol. Did a buttermilk brine with some spices for about 20h, then did a crust with lots of paprika, garlic, old bay, cayenne, black pepper, flour, baking powder and corn starch. I think it turned out really really well. Juicy meat, flavorful, crunchy crust that stuck to the chicken. Next time I'll be working on making my own Nashville style hot chicken.

:aah


(http://i.imgur.com/Fw9Xziz.png)

:lawd

Yup, garlic and cayenne are the cheat codes to god tier fried chicken.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on August 06, 2015, 06:58:17 PM
Made some pork tenderloin last month, made a simple brine with steak spice and some brown sugar and paprika...but damn if it didn't come out right. I made 6 of them since we were cooking bulk for guests at our cottage. (post-funeral thing for my Aunt RIP :( )

Did a quick google check and just did it on a simple 7-6-5 plan (7 min one side, 6 min the other, shut it off but let it sit 5 min in the heat).

Went over ridiculously well, like I've had 3-4 independent complements since then about how damn good that pork was. My uncle (the widower) gave me crazy thanks for helping to give her a good send-off  :tocry
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Post by: sarslip on August 14, 2015, 09:13:18 AM
one unlucky seabass i caught in the atlantic
(http://i.imgur.com/xUSuDnVh.jpg?1)

scaled, gutted, decapitated, and baked with minimal accoutrements
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f28/fhillysubtle/Mobile%20Uploads/20150807_183144.jpg?1439557745256&1439557746952)


served over rice with some grilled veggies and baked tomatoes
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f28/fhillysubtle/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_20150807_184136.jpg)


Simplicity is the essence of good taste
.  In cooking this applies equally to steaks, and fish.  Sea bass is without a doubt one of the best tasting fish you can have.  I'm no expert on fileting fish, but if you bake it for a bit (20-25m at 350-400f) the skin comes right off the meat, and the meat comes right off the bones.  No filet skills needed. 
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Post by: Fifstar on August 14, 2015, 01:07:31 PM
That looks fantastic
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Post by: Beezy on August 14, 2015, 05:07:05 PM
Do you eat the head too?
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Post by: sarslip on August 14, 2015, 06:45:22 PM
Do you eat the head too?


I buried it in the garden  :mynicca
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 07, 2015, 12:40:36 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/z6UJlmYl.jpg)

I felt like posting this.  This has been my breakfast for about three months straight and it still kicks ass to me:

- 4 whole eggs
- Some butter
- Two big spoonfuls of sour cream
- A squirt of lemon juice
- A small spoonful of Hungarian paprika and pepper that I picked up when I was in Budapest (probably a year's supply for maybe $3)

I cook this all in a pot on low temperature while stirring.  I add the other three later in that order.

Then in another pan, I have a small bit of garlic and herb butter, some mushrooms, and some cherry or grape tomatoes.  I just kind of leave it alone, except at the halfway point I flip the mushrooms over.  They both finish around the same time.  Probably takes around 10 minutes to cook.  My picture taking skills suck but fuck it, whatever.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 07, 2015, 02:15:38 PM
I'll eat 4 eggs for breakfast as my pre-workout meal. Under normal circumstances the most I'll eat is 3.
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Post by: ToxicAdam on November 27, 2015, 09:22:57 AM
My problem with mayo is that usually restaurants put too much on. It nukes the flavor of whatever you are eating, like drowning a salad in too much dressing.  Mayo is okay if there is a tiny smear of it, but even then, I'd rather just have a spicy or sweet condiment instead.

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Post by: Syph on April 13, 2016, 03:20:07 PM
So that's where you've been lol
That looks real good though, especially that first pork loin platter whew save me some
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Post by: seagrams hotsauce on April 13, 2016, 03:58:38 PM
Jesus christ man, you're killing me
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 07, 2016, 05:05:16 AM
Made some dumplings yesterday

-minced chicken
-paprika
-spring onion
-carrot
-spices

Shit was great, today I'm working form home and gonna fry the leftovers on a pan.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 07, 2016, 05:18:31 AM
So good:

(http://i.imgur.com/w3uMI2M.jpg)
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 13, 2016, 04:05:30 AM
Yesterday made some tabouleh and tzatziki, and oven baked some organic falafels.

Tabouleh:
-2 cups of finely chopped parsley
-1/2 cup finely chopped mint
-cup of bulgur / cooked for 10 min and then baked off for 20 min at 200 celcius
-table spoon olive oil
- 2/3 small limes squuezed out
-salt pepper
-half a cucumber, took out pits, chopped in cubes
-2 medium tomaties, chopped in small pieces and squeezed out the juice before adding

Tzatziki
-two big tablespoons of Skyr https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skyr
-garlic
-salt pepper
-squeezed lime
-drop of olive oil
-chopped dill
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 13, 2016, 04:05:52 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/LEHSLjE.jpg)
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Post by: Rufus on July 13, 2016, 10:33:17 AM
That's not enough tzatziki. Never enough tzatziki. :drool
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 18, 2016, 05:01:29 AM
Full grain base, pizza sauce, lil bit mozarella, organic mince and some fresh basil. Stuff couldn't be easier.

(http://i.imgur.com/ZIfP9Il.jpg)

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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 18, 2016, 06:03:11 AM
Oh yeah, too many languages in my head  :lol

fuldkorn - danish
volkoren - dutch
pelnoziarnisty - polish

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Post by: Rufus on July 18, 2016, 08:25:31 AM
If it's vollkorn, you're gonna feel full after a single slice. o.o
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 18, 2016, 01:45:48 PM
Yeah its pretty filling

Dufus you turn on the oven and slide it in
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Post by: sarslip on October 04, 2016, 10:09:22 AM
you know this thread says teach me how to cook but...

ya'll ain't teachin' anybody... ur just showing off damnit :doge

 :confused

"Simple marinade - gochujang, a tablespoon of brown sugar to aid browning, zhenjiang vinegar, hoisin sauce, a dash of veggie oil. "

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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 30, 2017, 07:44:07 AM
Some greens don't store as well as other. Sealed container is always a must.
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Post by: Mupepe on January 30, 2017, 01:35:30 PM
I've never cooked kale so can't help you there.  But spinach, green beans, broccoli and romaine lettuce are my go tos for greens and they all keep pretty well.
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Post by: Mupepe on February 01, 2017, 11:15:39 AM
any sausages that aren't breakfast sausages.  And I mean wieners, not pan sausage.  Big fat wieners.
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Post by: VomKriege on February 01, 2017, 11:38:46 AM
what are some foods that go well with mustard? i love the sauce but most of what I eat I don't feel like having mustard with it

Yeah sausages. A lot of cooked pork pieces too are just fine with it (filet mignon, chops, knuckle).
Cold chicken (though Mayo is good pairing too) & a lot of poultry go fine with it.
Rosbeef and most red meat.
Rabbit.
Horse.
Pasta as well (mix a hint with cream).

Anything tasty enough the flavor will not be killed by mustard.
But well, you know, French here. Mustard is by far the most common sauce/condiment here.
Also mustard can come in several form, mild or spicy. German white sausages are better served with a sweet mustard.
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Post by: VomKriege on February 01, 2017, 03:42:36 PM
Yay.
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Post by: Fifstar on February 01, 2017, 05:08:15 PM
I like mustard as a condiment on cheese sandwiches.
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Post by: thisismyusername on February 01, 2017, 06:28:11 PM
I like mustard as a condiment on cheese sandwiches.

You mean grilled cheese? :wtf
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Post by: Fifstar on February 02, 2017, 08:51:39 AM
I should try that but I can't help but feel that would fuck with the flavor of the cheese. I mean good cheese is expensive. Gotta let that stand on its own.

You're right, I wouldn't use it with an good aged cheese either. For mild cheese like middle aged Gouda or Emmentaler that you quickly throw on your breakfast slices it works well however. The cheese enhances the mustard and not the other way round. Try sweet bavarian mustard as well. Works better than you think.

VomKriege mentioned it already but you can also put mustard on roast meast before you put it in the pan, works well on winter style roasts. Either pork, veal or beef will work.
Here is a nice Cordon Bleu that incorporates mustard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEiqvrNZpcg

I like mustard as a condiment on cheese sandwiches.

You mean grilled cheese? :wtf

Nah, just a slice of bread with cheese, preferably whole grain bread. It's a central europe thing.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 02, 2017, 11:29:13 AM
mustard on cheese :drool

or jam on cheese :drool
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Post by: chronovore on February 06, 2017, 08:12:28 AM
i figured it was mostly red meat :shaq2

i'll try it with chicken

also, whole grain mustard, yay or nay?


Stone ground mustard? That's a big FUCK YEAH. Primo.
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Post by: Momo on November 20, 2017, 12:05:12 AM
bump, looking for interesting potato salad recipes (adding bacon bits alone doesnt qualify lmao), I made potato salad yesterday and although i loved all that evil, evil carbs, wondering if I can try and mix it up.
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Post by: Corporal on November 20, 2017, 05:59:30 AM
bump, looking for interesting potato salad recipes (adding bacon bits alone doesnt qualify lmao), I made potato salad yesterday and although i loved all that evil, evil carbs, wondering if I can try and mix it up.
I'll just assume you use "adding bacon bits" to refer to the Bavarian style potato salad. Which means you have probably not yet experimented with Swabian potato salad.

But first things first. For a good potato salad, you need a good potato. Yukon Gold or other such firm cooking and waxy  kind is okayish, but they still lack the taste and consistency a good German Kartoffel can offer. Still, it's good enough I guess.

Another warning: You'll need some beef broth, as usual in German tater salad recipes - ideally really fatty/lardy stuff and rich in taste. When in doubt, add oil. In fact, do add oil. There is always room for doubt. Keep in mind to use taste-free oil such as sunflower seed oil.
Also, there will be some German ingredients that are probably hard to substitute and find, such as "mild" (to avoid misunderstandings: NOT sweet) mustard and Essig Essenz.

Gently heat the broth to a low heat, add sugar, salt, German mild mustard and ideally taste-free, non-fancy white vinegar (my Swabian relatives actually use Essig Essenz, which is concentrated vinegar acid), some ground pepper. Dump a whole load of diced onions into that, bring the whole thing to a boil and  immediately set it aside so the onions can soak in the broth mix.

Boil the taters in salted water until they're tender. While they're still warm, peel them. No need to do it while they're still piping hot, of course, but they need to still retain some heat in them. Slice them, put them in a bowl, add the broth-onion mix and stir very gently until roughly homogenous. Don't dally, though, ideally you'll be done with two or three stirs. Cover, and let the salad sit at least for 45 minutes. Before serving, you may need to add some more salt and pepper - it depends on the individual potatoes, sometimes they really absorb the salt and pepper. In general, I find these salads use up a surprising amount of salt.

Cook's privilege: You can eat it while it's still warm. :doge



Modifications:

You can, by all means, add bacon. Bacon works with almost everything. Swabians would decry it for not being authentic, though. Let them cry. (Do add the bacon grease to the broth if you do!)

Also look into cucumbers, unpeeled&sliced, add salt&stir, let sit for a while, press to squish out the water. Gives it the best consistency and prevents the salad from becoming runny/watery. If you want to, you can even add the drained slices to the broth after you take it off the heat, or shortly before you mix everything. Too rich for my taste that way.

If you have some pickles, they might also be diced and add a nice flavour - the pickle juice can also be added to the broth. Don't overdo it though.

Before serving, you might consider sprinkling some light drizzle of pumpkin seed oil on potato salad. I find that it matches taters well, as long as you don't overdo it.
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Post by: Corporal on November 20, 2017, 05:59:40 AM
One of these days I will figure out how I always end up double-posting on this friggen board. Dammit. :lol
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Post by: Momo on November 20, 2017, 06:17:09 AM
Potato salad god :lawd
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Post by: Corporal on November 20, 2017, 08:26:47 AM
Potato salad god :lawd
Nah, at best I'm still an apprentice. Mostly a potato addict, to be honest. Proto-fries (aka country potatoes, aka potatoes with skin cut into eights, sprinkled with salt, caraway seeds, oil, and baked in an oven) are my go-to lazy food.

Potato salad :lawd

Potatoes :lawd

You might also want to look at the delicious thread over yonder (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45201.0) for other potato ideas.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 20, 2017, 10:20:35 AM
check out this potato expert daaaamn

you irish corporal?
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Post by: Momo on November 20, 2017, 11:32:33 AM
Potato wedges :lawd
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Post by: Corporal on November 20, 2017, 04:48:45 PM
check out this potato expert daaaamn

you irish corporal?
Nope, Bavarian. We got the tater a full 60 years after the Irish (1590-ish/1650-ish), but our love and appreciation for the heavenly earth apple shall not lose out to them!

As a single guy, I love the tater for being such a forgiving torture subject.

At least, most of the time.

First attempts at making mashed taters were a rather horrific failure. Too much salt -> add sugar -> now sweet -> add more salt -> barf. Still ate it. Early single days sans internet were ...rough.  :-\

Done right it's very much worth the trouble however, even though instant powder is so much more convenient.

A dash of Nutmeg + a good chunk of butter on self made mashed potatoes = happy Corporal.


I do however encourage the lazy approach to tater consumption. Boil them whole (depending on the type peel them or not), sprinkle with salt, butter and a side dish of cubes from good cheese. One bite of buttered salted tater alternated with a cheese cube. Such an easy and tasty and most of all quick meal. Butter alternative: Herb quark. Mmmmmh.

If you have a cucumber slicer and a pan with leftover lard/bacon grease/etc, you can just heat it on high and shred the (depends: peeled) raw taters into the hot and tasty fat. Turn down the heat to avoid charring. Add some caraway seed, because bitches love caraway seeds. Salt to taste. Ideally, there will be some leftover bacon cubes, but it's not really necessary. Remember to stir the pan well.
(Onions are also good with that, obviously diced and browned. Don't underestimate the heated pan though, onion coal tastes horrible even if the taters turned out well. Sigh. Newbie error.)
 
You can even turn the heat to low midway through, add a good bit of cream to the half-roasted tater slices and cover it until the cream has mostly soaked in. (Stir occasionally!) Sprinkle some grated cheese on that, if you want. You can also use milk instead of cream, if you have no cream at home and a crippling aversion to good food and yummy calories.

All of that also accommodates leftovers from the day before. Meat cubes, gravy, veggies, old sausage/ham/tofu, whatever it is, put it in a pan, add some taters (see my "Tiroler Gröstl" post in the other thread), maybe a sunny side up eggo, and blammo, you have a damn fine meal.

Boil small taters whole in rather salty water, preheat the oven, take the cooked taters out and, still wet, throw them into the oven. When they dry the salt will crystallise on the outside as a kind of crust. Delish, again you can add some caraway seeds or rosemary to add a bit of spice. Eat them hot or cold, pure or with a simple dip, however you like.


Potatoes are a single guy's best friends. Rice, bread and noodles get boring after a while, but taters are always there for you, ever changing, enduring and caring for you, doing their best to stay out of your way. Embrace them as you would a lover, and you will never go hungry.
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Post by: etiolate on November 20, 2017, 05:16:29 PM
potato pancakes with sour cream and fruit

 :noah
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Post by: Corporal on November 20, 2017, 07:43:17 PM
Potato bread is damn good stuff, by the way. If you have a good baker in town, give it a try. Moist and delicious, although very prone to drying out.

Yes, potato bread. It's a thing.

A good thing.

There's also potato bread buns. :lawd
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Post by: BlueTsunami on November 20, 2017, 10:58:05 PM
Just made compound butter for the first time. All those herbs coming together with the fatty butter. Its quite a scent. Plan on covering the turkey with it and putting a knob of that butter in the gravy base.

Mincing four teaspoons worth of four different herbs was a bitch though. Especially the Thyme.
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Post by: Raist on November 23, 2017, 06:02:40 AM
For something more refined as an alternative to the "let's cook potatoes twice, including in fat with more fat for our salad" german madness:

New potatoes
Smoked salmon
Double Cream
Chives
Lemon
Ginger (optional - fresh, none of that dried ginger powder nonsense)
Salt and pepper

Peel the potatoes, rinse them in cold water thoroughly, cook in a large pan of water with a generous amount of salt. Place the potatoes in the water BEFORE cooking. Bring to a light boil, let simmer for ~15mins. Drain and plunge the potatoes in cold water immediately. Cut to have them all about the same size (of a wallnut for instance).

Thoroughly wash the lemon. Roll it several times over by applying decent pressure (you'll get more juice out of it). Take the zest from about half of it. Squeeze the whole thing dry after that.
Chop the chives, length to your liking. Avoid bruising them at all costs.

Pour the double cream in a large bowl. Mix in the chives, lemon zest, fine-grated fresh ginger (if you want some in the dish), salt and pepper to your taste.

Whisk the cream thoroughly while slowly pouring the lemon juice. It should get a more fluffy consistency. Add the the potatoes and gently mix. Place on a plate.
Slice the smoked salmon in thin strips, add them on top. Add a couple chives cut in halves along the length on top for extra fanciness.

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Post by: thisismyusername on November 23, 2017, 09:48:28 PM
Real talk: Esch needs to come back.