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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on September 01, 2008, 09:26:08 AM

Title: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 01, 2008, 09:26:08 AM
Yup, after what by pretty much all accounts was a very effective infomercial convention for the Dems, it's the Republicans' turn to snow convince the public that they deserve a shot to run a 7-11, much less the country after the past seven and a half years.

Of course, we've got this "hurricane" thing bearing down on New Orleans almost exactly 3 years after Katrina and the massive incompetence involved with it.  It seems like all responsible parties are acting like your crazy but well meaning uncle that allowed your toddler to stick a fork in a wall socket and has now been given another baby sitting gig.  They don't want to fuck this up, especially by eating cake (again) while a major US city drowns and thousands die.  Fortunately for those in it's path, Gustav has died down and doesn't appear to be as nasty as Katrina.  Still, look to the Republicans to use the planning and response to this hurricane as a resume point and play "Katrina what?"  Still, the storm (just downgraded to a Cat 2 before landfall) gives Bush and Cheney an excuse to not be there, so that's good for the 'pubs.

As for the convention, Old Man McCain and his presumptive running mate Mayor Boobies McMooseburger are using the theme of "Country First" for the convention, despite the fact that by choosing an inexperienced, almost certainly incompetent 20 month Gov. of a state that is less populous than Brooklyn McCain kinds of undercuts that argument.  Listening to the flapping heads explain why this is a good choice has been comical.  Sure she motivates the abortion hating, gun loving, creationism teaching, ANWR drilling, global warming denying base.  But the whole point of the trouble the GOP is in this year is that their base has shrunk while the Dems continues to grow.  Way to miss the point, Old Man McCain.

Also, don't forget about Ronstock! (http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1837680,00.html)  Ron Paul and his Roniacs have descended upon Minneapolis-St. Paul in force, and plan to demand that we not get caught up in foreign entanglements, legalize weed, and something something gold standard.  Oh, and States Rights, nudge nudge!

Personally, if last week was the week where everything went right for the Dems, this week to me looks like the week were NOTHING can go right for the 'pubs, except Bush and Cheney not showing up at the convention.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Positive Touch on September 01, 2008, 09:39:20 AM
personally i can't wait to hear lieberman's speech
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 01, 2008, 09:50:30 AM
personally i can't wait to hear lieberman's speech

Having trouble sleeping?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Mandark on September 01, 2008, 10:03:20 AM
I'm not sure how things will change in response to Gustav as the week goes on.

Putting it aside I'd expect a combination of the Democrat's 2004 convention with a ton of stuff about their candidate's military service and the 1992 Republican convention where they had no record to run on and resorted to prophesying doom for the economy if a Democrat got in office.

Plenty of GOP officeholders were going to skip this event even before the hurricane which tells you everything you need to know about the state of the party.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 01, 2008, 10:29:00 AM
Apparently the biggest theme of the convention - comparing/contrasting McCain's experience to Obama's - went out the window the minute Palin was chosen. Now along with hurricane relief efforts they'll be focusing on McCain's record as a "reformer"

Isn't Rudy still scheduled to speak tomorrow?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on September 01, 2008, 10:51:33 AM
Just to keep everyone up to date. I want to post Ron Paul's political beliefs curtsey of wikipedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_positions_of_Ron_Paul (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_positions_of_Ron_Paul)

-Paul's foreign policy is one of nonintervention, which avoids war of aggression and entangling alliances with other nations, in the style of Washington, Jefferson, and Madison.
-Paul is the only 2008 Republican presidential candidate to have objected to and voted against the Iraq War Resolution, and continues to oppose U.S. presence in Iraq, charging the government with using the War on Terror to curtail civil liberties. :bow2
-In 2000, Paul voted to end trade restrictions on Cuba.
-Paul advocates withdrawing U.S. participation and funding from organizations he believes override American sovereignty, such as the United Nations, the International Criminal Court, the Law of the Sea Treaty, the WTO, NATO, and the Security and Prosperity Partnership of North America.
-Paul is a proponent of free trade and rejects isolationism, advocating "conducting open trade, travel, communication, and diplomacy with other nations". He opposes many free trade agreements (FTA's), like the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA), stating that "free-trade agreements are really managed trade" and serve special interests and big business, not citizens.
-Paul does not believe the World Trade Center and Pentagon attacks were a government conspiracy and has explicitly denied being a 9/11 truther.
-Paul believes the size of federal government must be decreased substantially. He supports abolishment of the Internal Revenue Service, most Cabinet departments, and the Federal Reserve.
-Paul has signed a pledge not to raise taxes or create new taxes, given by Americans for Tax Freedom. Paul has also been an advocate of employee-owned corporations (such as employee stock ownership plans). In 1999, he co-sponsored The Employee Ownership Act of 1999, which would have created a new type of corporation (the employee-owned-and-controlled corporation) that would have been exempt from most federal income taxes.
-In an interview with Neil Cavuto on Fox News, June 26, 2007, in speaking of income tax resistance, Paul said that he supports the right of those who engage in nonviolent resistance when they believe a law is unjust, bringing up the names of Martin Luther King, Lysander Spooner, and Mahatma Gandhi as examples of practitioners of peaceful civil disobedience; but he cautioned that those who do should be aware that the consequences could be imprisonment.
-Paul opposes virtually all federal interference with the market process. He also endorses defederalization of the health care system.
-Paul has consistently advocated that the federal government not be involved in citizens' everyday lives. For instance, he believes that prayer in public schools should neither be prohibited nor mandated at the federal or state level.
-In 2006, a "Technology voter guide" by CNET awarded Paul a score of 80%, the highest score out of both houses of Congress. He believes the internet should be free from government regulation and taxation, and is opposed to internet gambling restrictions and net neutrality.
-The only 2008 presidential candidate to earn Gun Owners of America's A+ rating, Paul has been a lead sponsor of legislation in Congress attempting to restore individual Second Amendment rights.
-In the first Republican debate (2007) in California, Paul stated that he would never violate habeas corpus, through which detainees can seek relief from unlawful imprisonment. This is also a pledge in the American Freedom Agenda signed by Paul. National Journal rated Paul's overall social policies in 2006 as more conservative than 44% of the House and more liberal than 56% of the House (45% and 55%, respectively, in 2005).
-Paul broke with his party by voting against the Patriot Act in 2001; he also voted against its 2005 enactment.
-Paul voted against the REAL ID Act of 2005, an Act to create federal identification-card standards, which has been challenged as violating the Constitutional separation of powers doctrine, and other civil liberties. Enforcement of the Act has been postponed until 2011.
-Paul has spoken against the domestic surveillance program conducted by the National Security Agency on American citizens. He believes the role of government is to protect American citizens' privacy, not violate it.
-Paul is strongly opposed to reintroducing the draft.
-In 1997, Paul voted to end affirmative action in college admissions. Paul criticizes both racism and obsession with racial identity.
-Paul supports stem-cell research generically, as evidenced by his authoring the Cures Can Be Found Act of 2007.
-Paul has asserted that he does not think there should be any federal control over education and education should be handled at a local and state level. He opposes the federal No Child Left Behind Act, voting against it in 2001 and remaining opposed to it as an ineffective federal program.
-Paul argues that enforcing private property rights through tort law would hold people and corporations accountable, and would increase the cost of polluting activities - thus decreasing pollution. He claims that environmental protection has failed in communist countries such as China, citing lack of respect for private property.
-Paul favors the use of marijuana as a medical option. He was cosponsor of H.R. 2592, the States' Rights to Medical Marijuana Act. He opposes federal prohibition of this option in states such as California under Proposition 215.
-In 2005 and 2007 he introduced the Industrial Hemp Farming Act "to amend the Controlled Substances Act to exclude industrial hemp from the definition of marijuana, and for other purposes"; it currently has eleven cosponsors. This bill would give the states the power to regulate farming of hemp. The measure would be a first since the national prohibition of industrial hemp farming in the United States.
-Paul contends that prohibition of drugs is ineffective and advocates ending the War on Drugs. "Prohibition doesn’t work. Prohibition causes crime." He believes that drug abuse should be treated as a medical problem, "We treat alcoholism now as a medical problem and I, as a physician, think we should treat drug addiction as a medical problem and not as a crime." The Constitution does not enumerate or delegate to Congress the authority to ban or regulate drugs in general. He believes the war on drugs is a racist policy against African Americans, who are affected disproportionally.
 :american


Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 01, 2008, 11:18:27 AM
Biden knows all about those who should be running 7-11s. Or was it Dunkin Donuts?

Hey look! Its Bobby Jindal and the "storm of the century"!!!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 01, 2008, 11:23:10 AM
I dont think Arnolds making it to the convention either lulz. Sad state of affairs when you only have 9-11 loony man speaking
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on September 01, 2008, 11:25:22 AM
Biden knows all about those who should be running 7-11s. Or was it Dunkin Donuts?

Hey look! Its Bobby Jindal and the "storm of the century"!!!

lol maybe he'll give jindal a bloody nose.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on September 01, 2008, 01:36:20 PM
personally i can't wait to hear lieberman's speech
And I can't wait for Majority Leader Reid to strip Holy Joe of any senority...
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on September 01, 2008, 07:11:07 PM
This shit just got real... (http://cliffschecter.firedoglake.com/2008/09/01/violence-breaks-out-at-rnc-protest-in-minneapolis-video/)
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on September 01, 2008, 07:17:12 PM
This shit just got real... (http://cliffschecter.firedoglake.com/2008/09/01/violence-breaks-out-at-rnc-protest-in-minneapolis-video/)

Damn they should have put them in cages like at the DNC.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Mandark on September 01, 2008, 09:06:08 PM
Just to keep everyone up to date. I want to post Ron Paul's political beliefs curtsey of wikipedia.

Come on!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Trent Dole on September 01, 2008, 11:02:45 PM
Just to keep everyone up to date. I want to post Ron Paul's political beliefs curtsey of wikipedia.

Come on!
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Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 02, 2008, 12:29:37 AM
Why oh why didn't McCain pick Romney?

Palin is a complete disaster. I'd certainly rather be watching Obama commercials of them calling each other ass fucks than having to listen to the media's double standard comparing a potential VP's experience and being ready to be POTUS to Obama actually being POTUS.

Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 02, 2008, 01:29:05 AM
Watching the television, it becomes increasingly apparent that she was barely vetted at all.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 02, 2008, 01:34:34 AM
Watching the television, it becomes increasingly apparent that she was barely vetted at all.

I would have loved to have seen the McCain VP file. It was probably just a MadLibs/Match.com thing. Fill in the gender/ideological position/race and/or religion most suited to be OPPOSED to Obama's pick and the system goes bleep bleep blorp and spits out a match. Here's a pretty lady for you, John!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 02, 2008, 01:38:05 AM
Why oh why didn't McCain pick Romney?

Palin is a complete disaster. I'd certainly rather be watching Obama commercials of them calling each other ass fucks than having to listen to the media's double standard comparing a potential VP's experience and being ready to be POTUS to Obama actually being POTUS.



Why is it a double standard when one party is touting experience and readiness to lead above everything else?  It's a very valid question to ask why Palin - especially when you consider McCain's age and the possibility that his very inexperienced veep could take the reins - was chosen over more qualified candidates.

I would also like to remind everyone of McCain's age. His VP pick is REALLY important.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Mandark on September 02, 2008, 08:58:11 AM
Watching the television, it becomes increasingly apparent that she was barely vetted at all.

I'd love to see someone ask McCain if he'd pick a Secretary of State, Secretary of Defense, or National Security Advisor the same way he picked his Vice President.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Crushed on September 02, 2008, 09:04:15 AM
seems Sarah Palin hated America so much she wished to be out of it:

http://www.akip.org/ (http://www.akip.org/)

smh

i heard on the internets that she went to an inuit shaman school

she might not be an inuit shaman, but well, i'm not sure i can trust her
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Brehvolution on September 02, 2008, 09:16:34 AM
Watching the television, it becomes increasingly apparent that she was barely vetted at all.

I'd love to see someone ask McCain if he'd pick a Secretary of State, Secretary of Defense, or National Security Advisor the same way he picked his Vice President.
I believe this would be his reply:
(http://abinitioadinfinitum.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/charlies-angels.jpg)
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 02, 2008, 09:57:09 AM
I imagine McCain had 40-page reports of PRO/CON for Pawlenty and Romney, then someone pushed a copy of Alaska magazine with Palin on the cover (calling her America's hottest governor) with a post it that says, "You should tap that."
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Tauntaun on September 02, 2008, 10:10:11 AM
This shit just got real... (http://cliffschecter.firedoglake.com/2008/09/01/violence-breaks-out-at-rnc-protest-in-minneapolis-video/)

What's this all abooot?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Bloodwake on September 02, 2008, 10:11:55 AM
Evidently Republicans love the VP pick. Only God knows why.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 02, 2008, 10:19:16 AM
Pubs love it because 'Oh shit we're gonna lose, nothing can save us...except omg! Stupid americans who vote for a ticket based on whats betweeen the candidates legs!"

"ITS OUR TIME! GLASS CEILING! THIS SHITTY VP PICK WILL INSPIRE WOMEN TO BE SHITTY IN HIGH OFFICE YAY! GO WOMEN!"
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: ShogunOfFear on September 02, 2008, 12:33:16 PM
So are they gonna let Ron Paul speak?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Bloodwake on September 02, 2008, 12:46:30 PM
So are they gonna let Ron Paul speak?

Nope, read the Ronstock article.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on September 02, 2008, 12:49:40 PM
They are letting Rudy and Thompson speak but not Ron Paul. It's their loss really they need the smaller government wing of the party to win.


But the upside is that Ronstock looks like alot of fun.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Positive Touch on September 02, 2008, 01:51:08 PM
They really should let Ron Paul speak.

yeah, i mean, palin really likes him:

http://newsroom.mtv.com/2008/08/29/sarah-palin-republican-vice-presidential-nominee-plugs-romney-paul-but-not-mccain-in-mtv-interview
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on September 02, 2008, 01:57:21 PM
What I dont get is why the RNC is letting Lieberman speak but not Ron Paul. Paul is more "conservative" on every issue except the war (in their minds). And yet they didnt invite him. Clearly Ron Paul has a strong grassroots following based on his primary support and fund raising. I mean shit, Mccain would have gotten a huge bounce by choosing paul instead of Palin.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 02, 2008, 02:00:26 PM
Ron Paul is a doofus.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 02, 2008, 02:08:06 PM
O SNAP!

Ron Paul probably wasn't invited to speak because the Republicans are trying hard not to embarass themselves.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Bloodwake on September 02, 2008, 02:21:50 PM
O SNAP!

Ron Paul probably wasn't invited to speak because the Republicans are trying hard not to embarass themselves.

Too late.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on September 02, 2008, 02:30:29 PM
You know what would make my day? If the delegates that support Ron Paul did something drastic at the convention.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Mandark on September 02, 2008, 07:29:06 PM
You know what would make my day? If the delegates that support Ron Paul did something drastic at the convention.

Seduce a Romney delegate and have a steamy threesome?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 02, 2008, 10:16:33 PM
OH LAWD IT'S TIME FOR THE RONALD REAGAN MASTURBATORY SELF CONGRATULATION VIDEO PACKAGE 

STAB MINE OWN EYES
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 02, 2008, 10:22:40 PM
This is awesome, it's like the last days of Rome when the Romans were too busy drinking themselves blind, eating themselves fat and fucking each other to notice that the world had passed them by.  Keep whipping your ever shrinking base up into a fervor, dummies. 
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 02, 2008, 10:24:41 PM
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, O GIPPER, AND SAVE US IN OUR HOUR OF NEED! WE BRING YOU ONE SNAKE-HANDLING ALASKAN MILF IN SACRIFICE! IA IA CTHULHU FTHAGHN!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on September 02, 2008, 10:34:56 PM
I mean shit, Mccain would have gotten a huge bounce by choosing paul instead of Palin.

There's no way Paul would accept, though, unless of course McCain totally changed many of his positions (which I wouldn't put past him, but still).
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: demi on September 02, 2008, 10:44:51 PM
I listened to some old fuck give a war story on McCain

"McCain's legs may have been broken... but his spirit wasnt!"

Oh my god do these people eat this up?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Crushed on September 02, 2008, 10:46:44 PM
you don't bring a knife to a gun fight

you also don't bring a plane to a sam fight
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Beardo on September 02, 2008, 10:54:23 PM
Mccain's speakers should promise more things.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: huckleberry on September 02, 2008, 11:12:56 PM
Listening to Lieberman speak is somewhat like what I would imagine it to be like to give a lecture to a bunch of idiot college freshman, while all the time continually sprinkling talcum powder in my mouth.


He really is the most pa-fucking-thetic man to ever run for office.  Just think how many people in the crowd screamed "dirty attractive Jewish person" at the tv screen just 8 short years ago.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Bloodwake on September 02, 2008, 11:30:04 PM
Listening to Lieberman speak is somewhat like what I would imagine it to be like to give a lecture to a bunch of idiot college freshman, while all the time continually sprinkling talcum powder in my mouth.


He really is the most pa-fucking-thetic man to ever run for office.  Just think how many people in the crowd screamed "dirty attractive Jewish person" at the tv screen just 8 short years ago.

I watched literally two minutes of his speech. Fuck Lieberman.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Beardo on September 02, 2008, 11:42:48 PM
I am just curious, why do you guys hate republicans?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 02, 2008, 11:43:46 PM
Why was Thompson more excited in that speech than in his entire campaign?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Crushed on September 02, 2008, 11:45:53 PM
I am just curious, why do you guys hate republicans?

Well, you see, (and this is probably gonna seem pretty silly) it's more or less based on the whole, "bringing the country to the brink of ruin for almost a decade while practicing the most dirty, shameless, and intellectually dishonest political moves," thing.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Eric P on September 02, 2008, 11:46:42 PM
I am just curious, why do you guys hate republicans?

Well, you see, (and this is probably gonna seem pretty silly) it's more or less based on the whole, "bringing the country to the brink of ruin for almost a decade while practicing the most dirty, shameless, and intellectually dishonest political moves," thing.
'
and that's just the 80s!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 02, 2008, 11:47:47 PM
I am just curious, why do you guys hate republicans?

do you have ANY knowledge of the current leaders of the republican party

i don't hate them -- in fact, i have many republican family members and friends -- but ultimately i am for the abolishment of any state support for religion or specifically religious values, and i am for the heavy taxation of the wealthiest 5% and corporations -- and for a greater equalization/distribution of wages overall. i am also heavily pro-environment and pro-regulation. this naturally puts me at odds with the current republican party, even though a share a few issues with them.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: laesperanzapaz on September 02, 2008, 11:48:24 PM
I am just curious, why do you guys hate republicans?
1. obviously this forum is filled with people who are either liberal, or non conservative.  I am one of them.  So obviously we are kinda biased.

2.  Are you fucking kidding me
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 02, 2008, 11:48:30 PM
My greatest beef with the Republicans lies in their sheer hypocrisy.  They hate government but support a Reaganized bloated, nonworking government that just hands out padded contracts to businesses who don't deserve it.  Then when they collapse, the taxpayers have to clean that up.  They claim to love freedom but are more than eager to chisel away civil liberties that don't give a profit to their butt buddies they went to Dartmouth with.

The only way I could be a Republican is if I was rich as fuck or working for a defense contractor.

Why was Thompson more excited in that speech than in his entire campaign?

Because the effort to give a speech was much less than running a campaign.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 02, 2008, 11:52:52 PM
Plus, the Republican party has completely destroyed the conservatism that it SHOULD be known for, rather than this new-age neoconservatism that they all seem to follow and preach.  They are one big example of hypocrisy.

The party of Lincoln is :'(
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 02, 2008, 11:54:13 PM
Welp, that was enough to double the bet with my brother that Obama will win.

$200 now...  
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 02, 2008, 11:58:10 PM
I am just curious, why do you guys hate republicans?

do you have ANY knowledge of the current leaders of the republican party

i don't hate them -- in fact, i have many republican family members and friends -- but ultimately i am for the abolishment of any state support for religion or specifically religious values, and i am for the heavy taxation of the wealthiest 5% and corporations -- and for a greater equalization/distribution of wages overall. i am also heavily pro-environment and pro-regulation. this naturally puts me at odds with the current republican party, even though a share a few issues with them.
Pure sophistry.  You are clearly a divider, and probably hate our country's freedoms.

also i hate the troops and love al qaeda
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 03, 2008, 12:00:55 AM
I'm for small government as in stay the hell out of people's private lives, no subsidies for sport-art-business etc, lobbyists should burn in hell. Though things like infrastructure, health etc should be either government owned or heavily regulated. I think tax (flat tax) should be the same for everyone except the bottom 20% and the top 10%. Corporations should be taxed more.
I'd love to own a gun.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 12:04:38 AM
Welp, that was enough to double the bet with my brother that Obama will win.

$200 now...  

Ah... but which side are you on?

Tonight was hilarious.  The Republicans really, really don't get it.  Rally around Mayor McMooseburger all you want.  Book speakers to fling red meat by the truck load to the crowd.  RALLY THAT BASE.  It doesn't matter, because YOUR BASE IS NO LONGER ENOUGH TO WIN.  Should have spent more time trying to appeal to the middle, distinguished mentally-challenged fellows! 

Fresh Prince- I own four guns and I'm probably the biggest lefty on this forum.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 03, 2008, 12:06:41 AM
McCain has this in the bag, Triumph.  I'm not sure where this confidence is coming from.  Obama had a SMALL and diminishing bump from his convention, and I'm positive that all those white folks with one black friend who told the phone pollster that they will vote Obama will cling to their closet racist ways come Election Day.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 03, 2008, 12:08:08 AM
The Obama will win side.

See avatar.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Brehvolution on September 03, 2008, 12:08:25 AM
If the Dems win, when will I get my next stimulus check? :'(
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 03, 2008, 12:08:36 AM
:bow :bow gun-owning socialists :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 03, 2008, 12:08:54 AM
I felt that way before Palin was nominated for VP, I think misogyny on behalf of white blue collar males will pull through.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 03, 2008, 12:10:47 AM
Poor Obama. :(

If you thought the Hillary supporters were bad when her campaign ended, I can't imagine what the Democrats will do when McCain wins.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Brehvolution on September 03, 2008, 12:11:57 AM
 :lol :lol :lol
Apparently, my wife's parents were going to vote for MCain because of the SP nomination. Then I told them of her Alaska seceding group and they are back on the Obama train.  :lol :lol :lol..

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Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 12:13:51 AM
McCain has this in the bag, Triumph.  I'm not sure where this confidence is coming from.  Obama had a SMALL and diminishing bump from his convention, and I'm positive that all those white folks with one black friend who told the phone pollster that they will vote Obama will cling to their closet racist ways come Election Day.

Federwang, you're an out of touch, retail working, lapsed Republican Jew.  When I want to know what's new for the DS I haven't bothered to play with since I beat EO2, I'll ask your opinion.  In the meantime, I'll remind you that you thought Hillary would be the nominee in like March.  Shaddup.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 03, 2008, 12:15:41 AM
thankfully, willco is so consistently wrong in his political predictions that this bolsters my faith
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 12:18:10 AM
thankfully, willco is so consistently wrong in his political predictions that this bolsters my faith

He and Maurice should form a non-thinking tank.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 03, 2008, 12:20:40 AM
Obama's saving grace really is getting into as many televised debates with McCain as possible.  That and a lot of lower class and working class voters come out in force for Obama.  These guys care more about making sure they can get what they need rather than the VP's teenage daughter.

Palin's numerous flaws only make her more endearing to soccer moms.  The soccer moms can remember when they were in some radical organization at college getting their Mrs. degree in Sociology or Journalism or some other throwaway LAS degree.  So they will understand Palin's flirtation with AKIP.  Bristol's pregnancy reminded them of the time that they banged the starting Tight End and had that pregnancy scare.  That she is going to have the kid and the father will marry her is a happier ending to that time whn that bastard OLB who humped and dumped her.  If you think soccer moms and their ilk don't feel that way, you have lost touch with what they want.

Palin is so imperfect that she embodies the numerous fuckups that a lot of middle class suburbanite women went through.  Palin can relate.  That is why Palin will get their vote.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 03, 2008, 12:22:55 AM
Federwang, you're an out of touch, retail working, lapsed Republican Jew.  When I want to know what's new for the DS I haven't bothered to play with since I beat EO2, I'll ask your opinion.  In the meantime, I'll remind you that you thought Hillary would be the nominee in like March.  Shaddup.

I'd like to note the following:

Everyone thought Hillary still had it in the bag back then and I wasn't even rooting for her!

I'm not voting for the Republican ticket.

Last, but not least, if you honestly believed that, you wouldn't be so defensive.  Your rebuttal tells me what you're really hiding - fear.  Fear that you will live under four more years of a Republican President.  Fear that our Vice President will be hot enough to masturbate to.  Fear that YOU will be drafted to fight in WORLD WAR 2.5!

Afraid, you are.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 03, 2008, 12:23:52 AM
thankfully, willco is so consistently wrong in his political predictions that this bolsters my faith

He and Maurice should form a non-thinking tank.

they should form the CONTRARIAN PARTY of the united states, with their stated platform of "whatever i think the elitists like, i hate, for the greater good of witless trolling and juvenile inculpability"

or "smirking opposition to elitist idealism is an adequate substitute for common sense"
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 12:24:30 AM
Federwang, you're an out of touch, retail working, lapsed Republican Jew.  When I want to know what's new for the DS I haven't bothered to play with since I beat EO2, I'll ask your opinion.  In the meantime, I'll remind you that you thought Hillary would be the nominee in like March.  Shaddup.

I'd like to note the following:

Everyone thought Hillary still had it in the bag back then and I wasn't even rooting for her!

I'm not voting for the Republican ticket.

Last, but not least, if you honestly believed that, you wouldn't be so defensive.  Your rebuttal tells me what you're really hiding - fear.  Fear that you will live under four more years of a Republican President.  Fear that our Vice President will be hot enough to masturbate to.  Fear that YOU will be drafted to fight in WORLD WAR 2.5!

Afraid, you are.

Dude, I've never been so ecstatic with the state of politics in America IN MY LIFE.  This is the beginning of the end of the Republican party as a meaningful national party.  In ten years they will be as meaningful as the Whigs.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 03, 2008, 12:25:11 AM
Eh, it's just a transition period. Saying the party is gone is ridiculous.  It's the end of the neo-cons, not the end of the GOP.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 03, 2008, 12:26:09 AM
Really it comes to white, blue collar men vs white, wives of white collar men.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 03, 2008, 12:26:39 AM
the neo-cons killed the classic cons. with their passing, you are left with the PARTY OF HUCK AND FOC. it might as well be dead.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 03, 2008, 12:29:06 AM
 :lol

There will always be a conservative demographic in America and the Republicans, in whatever iteration, will always be there to help them hold us back!

It's like PROFESSOR X and MAGNETO.  Except Magneto is a Mormon and has guns and shit.

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Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Beardo on September 03, 2008, 01:08:05 AM
:lol :lol :lol
Apparently, my wife's parents were going to vote for MCain because of the SP nomination. Then I told them of her Alaska seceding group and they are back on the Obama train.  :lol :lol :lol..

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The alaska seceding accusations has been recalled by the NY times. You just made yourself look like a dumb ass in front of the in laws.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Beardo on September 03, 2008, 01:09:27 AM
Dude, I've never been so ecstatic with the state of politics in America IN MY LIFE.  This is the beginning of the end of the Republican party as a meaningful national party.  In ten years they will be as meaningful as the Whigs.

You're living in liberal La La land my friend.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 03, 2008, 01:19:51 AM
Sadly Beardo's right. Until 2050 or so there will always be a political party for the rich white people and country bumpkins. Oh and the greedy, can't forget them..
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 03, 2008, 01:33:40 AM
http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/02/obama-to-appear-on-fox-on-thursday-night/ -- haha this will be interesting, regardless of who you wanna vote for
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Beardo on September 03, 2008, 01:36:18 AM
Sadly Beardo's right. Until 2050 or so there will always be a political party for the rich white people and country bumpkins. Oh and the greedy, can't forget them..
::)

You guys just dont get it and never will. Thats why you cant win elections and that is why you wont win in november.

Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 03, 2008, 01:40:12 AM
Sadly Beardo's right. Until 2050 or so there will always be a political party for the rich white people and country bumpkins. Oh and the greedy, can't forget them..
::)
You guys just dont get it and never will. Thats why you cant win elections and that is why you wont win in november.

Either that or it could just be because the rich white people, the country bumpkins and the greedy hold all the power right now. I'm just sayin' Occams razor and all that.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Beardo on September 03, 2008, 01:42:38 AM
Politics isnt simple though you're summing up 50% of the country in what comes across as whiney. Oh well cry more in november.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Positive Touch on September 03, 2008, 01:44:48 AM
:lol :lol :lol
Apparently, my wife's parents were going to vote for MCain because of the SP nomination. Then I told them of her Alaska seceding group and they are back on the Obama train.  :lol :lol :lol..

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The alaska seceding accusations has been recalled by the NY times. You just made yourself look like a dumb ass in front of the in laws.

link or stfu

it's already been revealed that her husband was registered as a memeber from 1995-2002.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Beardo on September 03, 2008, 01:47:53 AM
http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/02/alaska-party-official-says-palin-was-not-a-member/ (http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/02/alaska-party-official-says-palin-was-not-a-member/)
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The chairwoman of an Alaskan political party that advocates a vote on the state’s succession from the union said Tuesday that she had been mistaken when she said Gov. Sarah Palin was a member of the group.

A front-page story in The New York Times on Tuesday and articles in other news media reported that Ms. Palin was a member of the Alaska Independence Party for two years in the 1990’s.

The information in the Times article was based on a statement issued Monday night by Lynette Clark, the party’s chairwoman, who said that Ms. Palin joined the party in 1994 and in 1996 changed her registration to Republican.

On Tuesday night, Ms. Clark said that her initial statement was incorrect and had been based on erroneous information provided by another member of the party whom she declined to identify. The McCain campaign also disputed the Times report, saying that Ms. Palin had been registered consistently as a Republican.

After checking the party’s archives, Ms. Clark said that she could find no documentation that Governor Palin had been a member of the party. She said Ms. Palin attended the party’s 1994 and 2006 conventions and provided a video-taped address as governor to the 2008 convention.

Looks like the NYT needs to do some better vetting themselves.  :lol


Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: drozmight on September 03, 2008, 01:48:45 AM
America's still pretty racist, it's just out of fashion.  I think the only reason Obama won most of the caucuses was that most people there didn't want their neighbors to think they are racist.  So I bet when they get into their private polling booth and nobody's looking they'll fill in a bubble for the white man.  Later when people ask who they voted for, they'll say Obama.



Then again I'm feeling really cynical today.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Mandark on September 03, 2008, 01:49:10 AM
Sadly Beardo's right. Until 2050 or so there will always be a political party for the rich white people and country bumpkins. Oh and the greedy, can't forget them..
::)

You guys just dont get it and never will. Thats why you cant win elections and that is why you wont win in november.

What what in the 2006 butt?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 03, 2008, 01:50:18 AM
America's still pretty racist, it's just out of fashion.  I think the only reason Obama won most of the caucuses was that most people there didn't want their neighbors to think they are racist.  So I bet when they get into their private polling booth and nobody's looking they'll fill in a bubble for the white man.  Later when people ask who they voted for, they'll say Obama.



Then again I'm feeling really cynical today.

You have to be pretty racist or just 'scared of the black man' to make that kinda choice tho.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Beardo on September 03, 2008, 01:50:44 AM
Sadly Beardo's right. Until 2050 or so there will always be a political party for the rich white people and country bumpkins. Oh and the greedy, can't forget them..
::)

You guys just dont get it and never will. Thats why you cant win elections and that is why you wont win in november.

What what in the 2006 butt?

You do have a good point. Do I need to point to the approval ratings of the current congress?  Lower than even the president and I do admit that is a feat itself.

:lol :lol :lol
Apparently, my wife's parents were going to vote for MCain because of the SP nomination. Then I told them of her Alaska seceding group and they are back on the Obama train.  :lol :lol :lol..

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The alaska seceding accusations has been recalled by the NY times. You just made yourself look like a dumb ass in front of the in laws.

link or stfu

it's already been revealed that her husband was registered as a memeber from 1995-2002.

Tell us what happens when your in laws find out you lied to them. Should be some interesting drama.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Mandark on September 03, 2008, 01:56:41 AM
Gawd, treating Congressional approval ratings as if they were approval ratings of the Democratic agenda is THE talking point of the season for conservatives in denial.  A lot of that disapproval comes from lefties like me who don't like seeing the current majority stymied.

Check the likely Senate pickups and the generic Dem vs. Republican ballot.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Beardo on September 03, 2008, 01:57:43 AM
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A lot of that disapproval comes from lefties like me who don't like seeing the current majority stymied.

Tell your congressman to grow a pair if thats even possible.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 03, 2008, 02:00:32 AM
Beardo and his constructive criticism
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Mandark on September 03, 2008, 02:04:14 AM
Beardo:  Already tossed his ass out in the primaries.  My point is that the low approval rating of Congress doesn't mean Democrats are less popular than Republicans.  You think the GOP is going to pick up seats come November?

America's still pretty racist, it's just out of fashion.  I think the only reason Obama won most of the caucuses was that most people there didn't want their neighbors to think they are racist.  So I bet when they get into their private polling booth and nobody's looking they'll fill in a bubble for the white man.  Later when people ask who they voted for, they'll say Obama.



Then again I'm feeling really cynical today.

You have to be pretty racist or just 'scared of the black man' to make that kinda choice tho.

They've actually got a term for that sort of thing: the Bradley Effect.  I saw a study that concluded this was a real factor during the 80's and early 90's but not anymore.

I don't think that people are secretly going to vote against Obama when they support him publicly but I do think race will be a factor.  Out of Democrats who say they're undecided or voting for McCain, over 40% think Obama will "do too much to help black people".
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 03, 2008, 03:29:19 AM
::)
You guys just dont get it and never will. Thats why you cant win elections and that is why you wont win in november.
Tell us Beardo. What is it? Conservative fiscal policy? Social conservatism? Fighting the war on terror?

Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: ShogunOfFear on September 03, 2008, 07:27:17 AM
Watched the convention with an open mind.  I was surprised Fred Thompson gave the best speech of the night, but did anyone notice the cave man grunts he did in between words?  haha good stuff. 

WOW at Lieberman I didn't expect him to rip into Obama, if McCain looses his career is over.

LOL at Clinton getting an applause at a republican convention.

I'm still surprised the liberal media pundits are so terrified of Palin though it kind of reminds me of when Kerry went after Cheney, meanwhile Bush smiled his way to the white house.
And lol at Obama people knocking her on experience, if she isn't qualified to be VP then he certainly isn't qualified to be president.  Neither one of them have a lot of experience and I don't think that argument can be used by either side now.  Seems reform/change has become the new thing.  My prediction for the debates...

Obama:  Change, Washington is broken, Change!  McCain = Bush, Bush I said!

McCain:  Reform, my friends reform, my friends Obama voted present.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 03, 2008, 08:30:52 AM
http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/02/alaska-party-official-says-palin-was-not-a-member/ (http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/02/alaska-party-official-says-palin-was-not-a-member/)
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The chairwoman of an Alaskan political party that advocates a vote on the state’s succession from the union said Tuesday that she had been mistaken when she said Gov. Sarah Palin was a member of the group.

A front-page story in The New York Times on Tuesday and articles in other news media reported that Ms. Palin was a member of the Alaska Independence Party for two years in the 1990’s.

The information in the Times article was based on a statement issued Monday night by Lynette Clark, the party’s chairwoman, who said that Ms. Palin joined the party in 1994 and in 1996 changed her registration to Republican.

On Tuesday night, Ms. Clark said that her initial statement was incorrect and had been based on erroneous information provided by another member of the party whom she declined to identify. The McCain campaign also disputed the Times report, saying that Ms. Palin had been registered consistently as a Republican.

After checking the party’s archives, Ms. Clark said that she could find no documentation that Governor Palin had been a member of the party. She said Ms. Palin attended the party’s 1994 and 2006 conventions and provided a video-taped address as governor to the 2008 convention.

Looks like the NYT needs to do some better vetting themselves.  :lol


This is a typical NYT hatchett job. The retraction doesn't matter. They got it out into the general lexicon of the election and that was their only objective.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 03, 2008, 08:38:55 AM
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And lol at Obama people knocking her on experience, if she isn't qualified to be VP then he certainly isn't qualified to be president.

I don't buy that for a second.  I mean, in the legit politics of it all, the argument can't be made, but for us talking here, it's pretty ridiculous.  Obama's been a politician since the early-mid 90s, in a state government (Illinois, which was in fucked situations before he arrived) AND national government.  Palin has been a PTA member, a mayor of some 9000 people, and the GOVERNOR OF ALASKA, one of the most "that's apart of our country?" states in the nation.  My high school principal is more experienced than her, going by what the mindset these Republicans have.  She would get nearly 1000 new students each year.  In fact, I'd rather see her on the ticket than this pyscho.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 03, 2008, 08:43:46 AM
Oh and nevermind the fact that the NYT is using their blog to retract a frontpage story.

smh
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: ShogunOfFear on September 03, 2008, 08:44:01 AM
The NYT is one of the biggest jokes in all of news.  The fact anyone uses it as a source in any debate is  :lol
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 03, 2008, 08:44:47 AM
That damage is done though.  People are already latching onto that little stretch of the facts and I think she's done for.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 08:47:10 AM
Wow.  Of all the flapping heads on either side of the aisle, Peggy Noonan is the only one to grasp what I've been pointing out- riling up the base is not a winning strategy for the Republicans in this election.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Tundra on September 03, 2008, 09:03:46 AM
Slightly OT, but why in gods name would Alaska like to be apart from the rest of the US?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 09:05:24 AM
Slightly OT, but why in gods name would Alaska like to be apart from the rest of the US?

If they could control all of their natural resources, they'd be pretty well off.  Think of all the pointless bridges they could buy!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: ShogunOfFear on September 03, 2008, 09:08:21 AM
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And lol at Obama people knocking her on experience, if she isn't qualified to be VP then he certainly isn't qualified to be president.

I don't buy that for a second.  I mean, in the legit politics of it all, the argument can't be made, but for us talking here, it's pretty ridiculous.  Obama's been a politician since the early-mid 90s, in a state government (Illinois, which was in fucked situations before he arrived) AND national government.  Palin has been a PTA member, a mayor of some 9000 people, and the GOVERNOR OF ALASKA, one of the most "that's apart of our country?" states in the nation.  My high school principal is more experienced than her, going by what the mindset these Republicans have.  She would get nearly 1000 new students each year.  In fact, I'd rather see her on the ticket than this pyscho.

You can't honestly believe that a senator has more executive experience than a governor.  The fact that you compare a high school principal to running a state is  :lol  BTW was that sarcasm?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 03, 2008, 09:20:55 AM
Partly sarcasm, yeah.

It doesn't matter if she's a governor, she's governor of fucking Alaska.  And a controversial one at that.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 09:34:05 AM
The NYT is one of the biggest jokes in all of news.  The fact anyone uses it as a source in any debate is  :lol

You are quickly becoming this thread's Wolf Pack
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 09:35:39 AM
So, what we all knew has now been acknowledged:  Mayor McMooseburger wasn't vetted until the day before McCain picked her. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/02/AR2008090203462.html?hpid%3Dtopnews&sub=AR)  If you want to call it "vetting".
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Eric P on September 03, 2008, 09:38:37 AM
most of my problems with the current republican party and john mccain's candidacy can be summed up with their pick of palin.  she tried to have` a librarian ban books from a public library on the basis that people who voted for her found the language offensive.  when the librarian didn't comply, Palin tried to have her fired.

and that's "just" a fucking librarian she tried to push around.  

I'm sorry but after the blatant illegal politicization of all kinds of federal services in the past 8 years, the last thing I want is someone who thinks she wields this kind of power anywhere near public office.


Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Eric P on September 03, 2008, 09:39:12 AM
So, what we all knew has now been acknowledged:  Mayor McMooseburger wasn't vetted until the day before McCain picked her. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/02/AR2008090203462.html?hpid%3Dtopnews&sub=AR)  If you want to call it "vetting".

with that bloom lighting they look next gen
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 03, 2008, 10:42:08 AM
A Republicans ability to rally behind someone or something so clearly wrong always amazes me.

"Forget all that other corruption stuff! She was Gov for a whole year and a half and talked about fighting corruption! Was Obama Gov? NO! TRUTH BOMB! What?! I said NEVERMIND the corruption and her dancing with snakes at church!"


"BIDEN?! SHES GOT MORE EXPERIENCE THAN THAT HACK! WHILE HE WAS INVOLVED IN SEVERAL INTERNATIONAL SITUATIONS HAVE YOU FUCKING SEEEEEN HOW CLOSE ALASkA IS TO RUSSIA?! IF SHIT WENT DOWN THERE PALIN WOULD HAVE BEEN THE FRONT LINE OF NEGOTATIONS TO HELP PUTIN SAVE ON GAS!"
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 03, 2008, 11:31:32 AM
NO SHE HAZ MORE EXPERIENCE AND IS BETTAR CHOICE GLASS CEILING RIP 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 11:33:58 AM
FA- yeah, I'm waiting on the media to pick up on stuff like that and the book banning, which in my opinion shows she's not capable of being VP for a nation as diverse as this one.  BUT SHE EXCITES THE BASE, WITH HER POLITICALLY MOTIVATED FIRINGS AND BOOK BANNINGS!  SIEG HEIL!  SIEG HEIL!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 03, 2008, 11:34:48 AM
I like how the GOP base can get excited about a (completely horrible) vp candidate, but when LIBRULS DO it to a much more qualified one WE R  SAYIN CANDIDATE LIKE GOD
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 11:44:04 AM
What's more amazing to me is how if they say something enough, it becomes true.  MAVERICK REFORMER!  MAVERICK REFORMER!

Also, today's breaking story is that in 2007 as Gov. she fired the entire State Agriculture and Conservation Board and replaced 'em with her cronies, ostensibly to save a state run dairy.  Of course, in two months the dairy folded and ended up costing taxpayers hundreds of thousands of dollars.  Roughly $20 million worth of dairy equipment was sold off at a steep discount to a Palin crony who now, remarkably, runs a dairy that he started with the help of a Ted Steven's earmark.

But yeah, she's gonna go in and clean up Washington.  MAVERICK REFORMER!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Kestastrophe on September 03, 2008, 11:44:18 AM
Any semblance of a moderate McCain campaign is now gone. I would fornicate with her and her daughter though
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 11:53:32 AM
What's more amazing to me is how if they say something enough, it becomes true.  MAVERICK REFORMER!  MAVERICK REFORMER!

Also, today's breaking story is that in 2007 as Gov. she fired the entire State Agriculture and Conservation Board and replaced 'em with her cronies, ostensibly to save a state run dairy.  Of course, in two months the dairy folded and ended up costing taxpayers hundreds of thousands of dollars.  Roughly $20 million worth of dairy equipment was sold off at a steep discount to a Palin crony who now, remarkably, runs a dairy that he started with the help of a Ted Steven's earmark.

But yeah, she's gonna go in and clean up Washington.  MAVERICK REFORMER!

Wow...I didn't see that.  Do you have a link to that or was it on tv? 

One thing's true about this time of the year during elections - I get shit for shit done at work. 

Bam.  http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/2008/08/dairygate-sarah-palin-and-myst.php

It's got exhaustive links at the bottom of the article, too.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 03, 2008, 12:26:16 PM
siamesedreamer, explain this!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Eric P on September 03, 2008, 12:32:48 PM
i think the country needs more politically motivated hiring and firings across all sectors of govt

which candidate is better suited to my needs?

Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 03, 2008, 12:34:10 PM
heh
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Mandark on September 03, 2008, 12:59:20 PM
most of my problems with the current republican party and john mccain's candidacy can be summed up with their pick of palin.  she tried to have` a librarian ban books from a public library on the basis that people who voted for her found the language offensive.  when the librarian didn't comply, Palin tried to have her fired.

and that's "just" a fucking librarian she tried to push around.  

I'm sorry but after the blatant illegal politicization of all kinds of federal services in the past 8 years, the last thing I want is someone who thinks she wields this kind of power anywhere near public office.

Sing it sister.

There are going to be a lot of true believers still scattered throughout Labor, Justice, the EPA and the rest of the federal bureaucracy just waiting to throw a wrench into a Democratic administration.

If Obama wins I'd almost guarantee a "scandal" where one or more of those are fired, demoted, or reassigned and we get to hear that he's the one who's really politicized these positions yadda yadda.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 03, 2008, 01:19:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHFY1otOWjQ

Approx: 6:00 "She was an AIP member."

Oh me, oh my. 

Looks like Beardo and others need to apologize to the New York Times as well as Wilco.

Now you bet if Michelle Obama was in a secessionist political party, if she EVEN ATTENDED a single meeting (let alone TWO conventions) the GOP would rip her to shreds. Or, tell me, is this another "private matter"?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 01:20:08 PM
I <3 me some ronito. 
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Positive Touch on September 03, 2008, 01:24:09 PM
ya a shitstorm involving whiny unqualified tards complaing about a purge is inevitable.  i just hope obama's presidency isn't bogged down by bs like clinton's was.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 03, 2008, 01:29:09 PM
this palin nomination is a goldmine <3
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 03, 2008, 01:30:27 PM
I'm sure they will.  The GOP during the Clinton years had the sandiest vaginas ever, in spite of Clinton being more accommodating to the GOP than a Democrat should have been.  I expect their vaginas to get even sandier if Obama wins.  I just hope Obama has a bigger spine and stand up to the GOP than Clinton did.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 01:31:29 PM
this palin nomination is a goldmine <3

It's awesome.  Doubly awesome how the more and more shit that comes out about her, the more the Republicans circle the wagons and demand that she's TOTALLY DESERVING of a VP nod, and is not only competent enough to do the job but by golly, she's got more actual experience than Obama!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Brehvolution on September 03, 2008, 01:34:17 PM
Who's looking like an ass now? :P
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Eric P on September 03, 2008, 01:41:25 PM
(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/08/29/us/30palin3.large.jpg)

ha ha

wow
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 01:45:01 PM
(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/08/29/us/30palin3.large.jpg)

ha ha

wow

Man.

I will say this- I want to throw that bear rug down and her on top of it and have some dirty, dirty hate sex.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 03, 2008, 01:45:58 PM
no kidding. she is a milfy milfy milf milf.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Eric P on September 03, 2008, 01:50:26 PM
careful boys, she's got crabs

well, crab
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: demi on September 03, 2008, 01:51:39 PM
that poor bear
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 03, 2008, 02:12:27 PM
wtf
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Crushed on September 03, 2008, 02:13:19 PM
obviously a retraction, now look at you liars with your lies
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 03, 2008, 03:13:24 PM
I have to say...while Obama Gaf can get really insufferable at times, I'm F5ing the shit out of the Poligaf Republican thread. 
Yeah it's the Sales-age of the OT.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Brehvolution on September 03, 2008, 03:37:51 PM
I have to say...while Obama Gaf can get really insufferable at times, I'm F5ing the shit out of the Poligaf Republican thread. 

lol.. me too. Every time I read a page, a new one pops up. :lol
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Eric P on September 03, 2008, 04:01:28 PM
it's fascinating

i can't believe this Palin character being brought to the national stage like this

esp when you read about McCain calling her out in his anti-earmark newsletter and photographs of her with her "bridge to nowhere" t-shirt

now her crazy snake kissing chruch had a speaker who called terrorist attacks in isreal god's vengeance for them not being christian.

greatest candidate ever.

she's like Aaron Burr levels of "bad idea"
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Fragamemnon on September 03, 2008, 04:07:52 PM
I have to say...while Obama Gaf can get really insufferable at times, I'm F5ing the shit out of the Poligaf Republican thread. 

I've been posting there too-as long as you're just a little careful, you can basically go total evilbore in that thread since it moves so fast.

Honestly, the Palin pick (had she not had so many closet skeletons) might have worked better if McCain had annouced her a few weeks ahead of the DNC. It would have maybe blunted the McCain-Bush tack and allowed McCain to take some initiative in the campaign for the first time since the general election season really got started.

He really should have gone with someone like Charlie Crist if he wanted a fresh face for the GOP. Would have been a much, much better candidate, even if he is closet homo.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Mandark on September 03, 2008, 04:11:54 PM
she's like Aaron Burr levels of "bad idea"

Oh God watch out Henry Paulson noooooooooooo!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 03, 2008, 04:12:05 PM
I said it on IRC once. Crist is a smart choice. Which is why Mccain wont chose him.

Also where are the apologies???
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Eric P on September 03, 2008, 04:21:35 PM
she's like Aaron Burr levels of "bad idea"

Oh God watch out Henry Paulson noooooooooooo!

well she's already aligned herself with separatists

think she'll try to escape her treason trial by jumping out a courthouse window too?



Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 03, 2008, 04:57:25 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/john-ridley/your-pocket-guide-to-spea_b_123606.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/03/mccain-palin-ad-defends-p_n_123560.html-- new Palin vs Obama commercial

haha msnbc 'forgets to turn mics off' after discussions with republican analysts

[youtube=425,350]CrG8w4bb3kg[/youtube]
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: huckleberry on September 03, 2008, 05:11:52 PM
I wonder if McCain realizes that the Republican party, with this Palin VP pick, has just completely marginalized him.  For fucks sake they are running ads comparing Palin to Obama!!!! It's likes Cheney with titties.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 05:49:13 PM
NEW PUN:

Sarah FAIL-in
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 03, 2008, 05:58:07 PM
After this Palin pick, the 'angry left' can smell the blood in the water. I'm also surprised that the Republicans have pulled out the sexist card so early as well.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 03, 2008, 06:45:22 PM
siamesedreamer, explain this!

The media is absolutely evicerating her. She's not "their type" of woman, so they're throwing everything they can at the wall to see what sticks. Its utterly ridiculous. Wait for the new National Enquirer story to hit.

That said, McCain walked right into this. He shouldn't have picked her with such a weak vetting.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 03, 2008, 06:55:48 PM
Almost all of it sticks tho. She's a nutjob, corrupt, and inexperienced. It'd be better if she had a longer career, because having all of this crapstorm in such a short career is pretty damning.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 03, 2008, 06:56:39 PM
is she a good pick, sd? do you think she's a top-tier choice for a struggling campaign?

and how did you feel about the reverend wright and michelle obama eviscerations?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: huckleberry on September 03, 2008, 06:56:47 PM
She is being eviscerated because it is too damn easy to do. Her not being "like them" is only one reason.


Dollars to donuts says McCain had little to nothing to do with picking her.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 03, 2008, 06:58:13 PM
She is being eviscerated because it is too damn easy to do. Her not being "like them" is only one reason.


Dollars to donuts says McCain had little to nothing to do with picking her.

All evidence points to absolutely zero vetting
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 03, 2008, 06:58:29 PM
then who did? Rove is too smart for this.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 03, 2008, 06:59:51 PM
quite the converse: the problem is that mccain picked her with almost zero consultation with his strategy team -- probably because he wants to be in a gilf threesome with her and cindy. he's dumb enough to think he can pick up the "18 million cracks" (and with an abortion hardliner, lulzy lulz) at the very least.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 03, 2008, 07:01:31 PM
MCCAIN THE MAVERICK! WHAT'S HE GONNA DO NEXT!

"McCain assigns pet border collie as new campaign manager; claims pink space laser 'talked to him'"
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: huckleberry on September 03, 2008, 07:02:45 PM
then who did? Rove is too smart for this.

I don't have a clue.  But her politics are way too far away from the McCain that garnered the 'maverick' name within the Republican party.  Maybe he did name her - but no way was she even close to a first pick.  More like an appeasement of a certain section of the party.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 03, 2008, 07:04:03 PM
MCCAIN THE MAVERICK! WHAT'S HE GONNA DO NEXT!

"McCain assigns pet border collie as new campaign manager; claims pink space laser 'talked to him'"
Sad thing is, this is a Dan Rather type statement. Technically false, but scarily accurate.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 03, 2008, 07:06:31 PM
The media is absolutely evicerating her. She's not "their type" of woman, so they're throwing everything they can at the wall to see what sticks. Its utterly ridiculous. Wait for the new National Enquirer story to hit.

That said, McCain walked right into this. He shouldn't have picked her with such a weak vetting.
This was to be expected, put a good looking woman up there and you're going to get rumours of affairs, hypocritical stances in her personal life, feelings she doesn't deserve it etc.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 03, 2008, 07:10:24 PM
I will say this - Obama has been treated with kid gloves this entire campaign. The Wright story would have ended any other politician's chances. But, they completely swept it under the rug because of his "totally awesome/bestest race speech EVA!!!". The only person you hear talk about it now is Hannity's dumb ass. And you'll never hear anything about the Ayers relationship. Charlie Gibson is the only person who's ever challenged Obama (during the ABC debate) and we all saw what happened there.

That's fine though. I'm done with complaining about the media. They're wearing their agenda on their sleeves. Been like that for 10 or 11 months now. Its no use complaining about it.

I reckon it would be mitigated somewhat had McCain picked Romney or Pawlenty. But, in this piosonous environment for the REPs, it was going to be difficult to win anyway.

Should be interesting to see if they bite on the new National Enquirer story though.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 07:13:00 PM
quite the converse: the problem is that mccain picked her with almost zero consultation with his strategy team -- probably because he wants to be in a gilf threesome with her and cindy. he's dumb enough to think he can pick up the "18 million cracks" (and with an abortion hardliner, lulzy lulz) at the very least.

Someone who knows McCain (forget who) said this didn't surprise them in the least.  Since he didn't get his way in picking Lieberman, he was basically presented with some files that read "safe" (Pawlenty, Romney, etc) and just one that read "interesting" in Palin.  The guy said that in that sort of instance, 9 times out of 10 McCain will pick the "interesting" choice because that's just who he is.  Which is totally what I want in my President, let me tell you.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 03, 2008, 07:15:31 PM
I will say this - Obama has been treated with kid gloves this entire campaign. The Wright story would have ended any other politician's chances. But, they completely swept it under the rug because of his "totally awesome/bestest race speech EVA!!!".
Absolutely right



HAGEE!!!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 03, 2008, 07:17:02 PM
is she a good pick, sd? do you think she's a top-tier choice for a struggling campaign?

She's a good pick on paper. But, obviously she was never fully vetted.

I think Pawlenty would have been the best choice as he could maybe have given McCain inroads into MN and possibly MI. Plus I think he would have sealed the deal in OH.

Appearently, McCain wanted Lieberman first though. But, the religionists balked and he bent to their wishes. Its too bad too because from what I've read about Pawlenty's wife, she's basically a Sarah Palin-like woman.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 03, 2008, 07:18:51 PM
HAGEE!!!

We've discussed the Hagee thing over and over. He was never McCain's personal "spiritual advisor".
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: duckman2000 on September 03, 2008, 07:19:17 PM
I will say this - Obama has been treated with kid gloves this entire campaign. The Wright story would have ended any other politician's chances. But, they completely swept it under the rug because of his "totally awesome/bestest race speech EVA!!!".

You have GOT to be fucking joking. To use one example here, headline tally for the Wright story, which was purely a matter of association and not an error of Obamas (nor was it anywhere near as bad as the fascist shit that is coming out of the evangelical base at the moment), far eclipsed the  tally for headlines regarding the Clinton "I was in a war zone! Oh wait, I'm a liar!" shit. Yet, perhaps unsurprisingly, people would still bitch about Obama supposedly being treated with silk gloves. And apparently, that has stuck. Could it be that there simply isn't as much shit worth throwing on Obama as there might be on other candidates? The persistence among journalists to craft a device out of the Wright "scandal" suggests that there is no lack of interest in taking off the gloves.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 03, 2008, 07:23:18 PM
You have GOT to be fucking joking. To use one example here, headline tally for the Wright story, which was purely a matter of association and not an error of Obamas...

We're just going to have to agree to disagree here and leave it at that.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 07:24:24 PM
HAGEE!!!

We've discussed the Hagee thing over and over. He was never McCain's personal "spiritual advisor".

PARSLEY!!!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 03, 2008, 07:25:35 PM
You have GOT to be fucking joking. To use one example here, headline tally for the Wright story, which was purely a matter of association and not an error of Obamas...

We're just going to have to agree to disagree here and leave it at that.
Search your heart you know it to be true.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 03, 2008, 07:32:56 PM
http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/09/anti-jewish-ter.html (http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/09/anti-jewish-ter.html)

 :'(

What a clusterfuck...
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: huckleberry on September 03, 2008, 07:37:06 PM
http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/09/anti-jewish-ter.html (http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/09/anti-jewish-ter.html)

 :'(

What a clusterfuck...

 :rofl


Karma is right.



Cannot wait to see the backtracking by pundits on this one.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 07:38:53 PM
It's sad that all of the ACTUAL shit that is really nasty about her is getting lost in the shuffle of the GOP whining about the press now.  Get on this shit, media.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 03, 2008, 07:41:58 PM
...changes gamerpic  :(
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 03, 2008, 07:45:15 PM
...changes gamerpic  :(
LOL.

You can squash the poor! You can give the richest even more money while most people don't make enough! You can trample all over the environment and my civil rights! To hell with worker's rights! And let's stay in Iraq untill....What's that? You don't like Jews?  Well THAT'S the last straw!!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 03, 2008, 08:15:07 PM
The good news is that I'll be $200 richer on November 4th. Serves my brother right though - cheap ass never bought me wedding present.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 03, 2008, 08:19:18 PM
we've only had 5 days of palin, and already the LULZSTORM IS CATEGORY 5
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 03, 2008, 08:22:30 PM
I will say this - Obama has been treated with kid gloves this entire campaign. The Wright story would have ended any other politician's chances. But, they completely swept it under the rug because of his "totally awesome/bestest race speech EVA!!!".

You have GOT to be fucking joking. To use one example here, headline tally for the Wright story, which was purely a matter of association and not an error of Obamas (nor was it anywhere near as bad as the fascist shit that is coming out of the evangelical base at the moment), far eclipsed the  tally for headlines regarding the Clinton "I was in a war zone! Oh wait, I'm a liar!" shit. Yet, perhaps unsurprisingly, people would still bitch about Obama supposedly being treated with silk gloves. And apparently, that has stuck. Could it be that there simply isn't as much shit worth throwing on Obama as there might be on other candidates? The persistence among journalists to craft a device out of the Wright "scandal" suggests that there is no lack of interest in taking off the gloves.


new republic has a good article this week debunking the "messiah complex" crap being tossed around by the retardlican punditry, and manages to post a few zingers against the WHAT WOULD REAGAN DO? cult think
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 03, 2008, 08:22:46 PM
Its a shame a good speech on race cant just be that. Obama's speeches are really great stuff. I have yet to see McCain come close to topping any of them. Lets all fondly remember the green monster speech
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 03, 2008, 08:26:31 PM
new republic also has a great piece dissecting obama's rhetorical style, and lamenting how the repubs have drug oratory into the pathos (common emotional appeal) gutter, out of the logos (formal lecture) style of last century (and almost every century previous). obama has hints of the old-school oratory in his words, cadences, and delivery, and he's using it to great effect.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 03, 2008, 08:27:26 PM
holy shit, why am i praising the new republic? thanks to them, i actually read ken pollack's paranoid fantasies!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 03, 2008, 08:28:34 PM
NOOOES INSPIRING SPEECHES = GOD COMPLEX NOOO! DONT MAKE AMERICA CARE ABOUT WHAT WE STAND FOR! WE WANT MORE APATHY OR MAYBE EVEN BETTER FEAR OR NATIONALISM! *publicans tm
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 03, 2008, 08:33:28 PM
as tnr points out, the repubs like liberals better when they're being their usual hand-wringing, self-doubting selves. to them, any sign of liberal enthusiasm and wholehearted support is disturbing, because it must be cult-think. unless it's offered in support of bush junior, or O HOLY GIPPER, of course. no-one's made any gold busts of obama yet, or called him "God's agent in the war between good and evil" though -- maybe that's what moves aimless optimistic adoration beyond messiah worship and into the realms of practical religion? i dunno! help me apf!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 03, 2008, 08:34:45 PM
I woulda liked reagan more if star wars project really took off, that shit was taking us into COMMAND AND CONQUER territory.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 08:36:53 PM
Could someone explain to me exactly how Mayor McMooseburger is going to solve our energy woes?  I keep hearing she's a wiz on the issue, but no one ever explains HOW.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 08:39:25 PM
She's from Alaska.  Alaska=Energy.  Jesus didn't you go to school?

Oh, I get it.  Just like Bush was from Texas (by way of Kennebunkport), and Texas = oil.  I'm learning!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 03, 2008, 08:39:44 PM
Shes gonna build a BIG ASS PIPE THAT HAS GUNS ON IT TO INVADE CANADA AND CARVE A DIRECT PIPELINE INTO EACH AMERICAN HOME AND PUMPE ALL THE CRUDE WE NEED FOR A WEEK AND THEN we gotta think of some other shit cause we'll still be fucked.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 03, 2008, 08:40:51 PM
alaska also has rich fields of tiberium ore and vespene gas

exactly the necessary 20000 units of each we need to build a joint strike force of mammoth tanks and protoss zealots to defeat the russian-zerg alliance
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Brehvolution on September 03, 2008, 08:41:57 PM
I've been funneling the lulz to my in laws and they think all this shit is made up since it wasn't on CNN all day long. ::) :'(
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 03, 2008, 08:42:40 PM
the palin crazy mine is quickly stripped and sent to market

and yet it seems to go so deep


mmmm, palin...stripped...

...go so deep... :drool
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: duckman2000 on September 03, 2008, 08:45:47 PM
Could someone explain to me exactly how Mayor McMooseburger is going to solve our energy woes?  I keep hearing she's a wiz on the issue, but no one ever explains HOW.

You, er, drill for oil and stuff (after you kill, skin and burn the polar bears, mind you). Remember, whatever money is made from all those new drilling zones goes straight back to the people. This, according to the people. Not only are the people seemingly delusional about how things actually work, they actually seem to crave a socialist system.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 03, 2008, 08:49:54 PM
Could someone explain to me exactly how Mayor McMooseburger is going to solve our energy woes?  I keep hearing she's a wiz on the issue, but no one ever explains HOW.
Just look at John Mccain's plan to pay off the deficit. There is none. Don't ask for plans or facts. These things are anathemas to the republican party. Just saying you'll do it is good enough. Just ask SD. ;)
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 03, 2008, 08:50:54 PM
alaska also has rich fields of tiberium ore and vespene gas

exactly the necessary 20000 units of each we need to build a joint strike force of mammoth tanks and protoss zealots to defeat the russian-zerg alliance
That really isn't a nice thing to call the North Koreans.

unlike you, i fear the ululating "kekekekekeke" of communism rising over the western hills and this is because i love america and the troops (especially the sexy medics)
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Vizzys on September 03, 2008, 08:52:43 PM
I love oil checks
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 03, 2008, 08:53:26 PM
The solution Palin is touting I think is a 4.5 billion cubic foot per day transmission system for natural gas.

I'm just wondering if they are selling to Canada or if they are going to spend the huge costs of transporting it from Alaska to Washington?  Even then, there is more than enough natural gas from the Baja California area to handle the load for the west coast.  The Midwest is reaching maximum capacity for the piping there but will someone actually construct 2000+ miles of piping before it actually reaches their first customer?

I'm guessing natural gas transmission companies are hoping the government will pick up the tab.  Or something.  One of the reasons why many significant transmission pipes are at maximum capacity is because it costs a shitload to lay down more.

I worked with and learned a lot of information about natural gas and Palin's idea is pretty stupid unless there was heavy government subsidization involved.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: duckman2000 on September 03, 2008, 09:03:56 PM
Out of curiosity, is there a law or agreement in place that hinders further development (and research) of nuclear energy systems?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 09:05:30 PM
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Contrasting her resume with his, she says: "I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a 'community organizer,' except that you have actual responsibilities."


Oh, Sarah. Oh, dear, sweet, naive Sarah Palin. I dare you to go to an inner city and community organize. This will blow up so badly.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 03, 2008, 09:07:20 PM
Yeah apparently Palin was the only recent gov in alaska that needed to hire someone under her to handle stuff other govs did on their own
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: duckman2000 on September 03, 2008, 09:07:39 PM
Is it true that McCain commented on her lack of international experience by referencing her geographical proximity to Russia? That one sounded almost too unreal, so I figured I'd give them the benefit of a doubt, and assume that it was "FUD."
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 03, 2008, 09:09:21 PM
That was his wife. McCain's crew insists Palin doesnt need experience cause the people around her know how to be president lol
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Eric P on September 03, 2008, 09:09:46 PM
holy shit, why am i praising the new republic? thanks to them, i actually read ken pollack's paranoid fantasies!

i find myself reading city journal and typically my thought process is "yeah, i understand.  ok.  i can see that.  that doesn't sound too unreasonable.  wait.  what? WHAT?  THAT'S distinguished mentally-challenged!"

http://www.city-journal.org/index.html
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 03, 2008, 09:09:56 PM
The place I'm working at researched nuclear power and wanted to build a plant.  The reason why they never went through with it is because that there is a huge shortage of nuclear engineers or those who are capable of handling a potential nuclear crisis, nuclear power machinery gouging companies (they wanted a 20% profit margin at least), extensive board reviews and regulations after Three Mile Island.  In all, a new plant is going to cost $18 billion minimum.

You're going to find very few companies willing to put up the capital and the immense risk since if it fails, it would wipe them out.  Of course, I may have been fed a line of BS but even that cost was half that amount, it is still a huge risk.

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There was a proposal a few years back to tap into Canada's existing pipelines, but it was shot down because it would have cost Alaskans a bigger check.

 ::)

Not at you but the shot down proposal.  That would have cut a lot of heating costs for winter.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: duckman2000 on September 03, 2008, 09:14:10 PM
The place I'm working at researched nuclear power and wanted to build a plant.  The reason why they never went through with it is because that there is a huge shortage of nuclear engineers or those who are capable of handling a potential nuclear crisis, nuclear power machinery gouging companies (they wanted a 20% profit margin at least), extensive board reviews and regulations after Three Mile Island.  In all, a new plant is going to cost $18 billion minimum.

You're going to find very few companies willing to put up the capital and the immense risk since if it fails, it would wipe them out.  Of course, I may have been fed a line of BS but even that cost was half that amount, it is still a huge risk.

That sounds reasonable, I suppose. Nuclear power has gotten a bad rep, some of it of course deserved, and I can see why this would cause potential investing entities to shy away from it. Especially now that the plants, at least in the public eye, have perceived cross-hairs on them. It's a bit of a shame though; in an ideal scenario, it's just about the perfect energy.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: y2kev on September 03, 2008, 09:49:13 PM
HOLY FUCK MITT ROMNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 03, 2008, 09:51:00 PM
This convention is recockulous.

Call me when there are smart people talking.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Crushed on September 03, 2008, 09:52:42 PM
Down with European ideas
Up with desks
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Crushed on September 03, 2008, 09:54:40 PM
POWs for some, miniature American desks for others.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: demi on September 03, 2008, 10:18:05 PM
jesus fucking christ now Guiliani is talking POW, giving his blood for the country blah blah

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 10:19:12 PM
Is anyone else watching this? What a bunch of smug fucking assholes. "He worked as a community organizer" and the entire convention, no shit, goes "HAW HAW HAW".

What's so funny? "HAW HAW HAW BLACK MAN DIDN'T GO TO WALL STREET HAW HAW". This is obscene.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Crushed on September 03, 2008, 10:19:53 PM
oh my god he just said "his rise is something that could only happen in america" and they all laughed like it was a joke or something
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Fragamemnon on September 03, 2008, 10:19:59 PM
All of these speeches still feel like they are being written for 1988 and not 2008.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: duckman2000 on September 03, 2008, 10:21:05 PM
Sidebar here, but it's starting to drive me insane, so answers please. What's up with this constant "USA! USA" chanting and America Uber Alles rhetoric that seems to surround every damned political gathering here? I mean, it's the convention for an American party, held in America, and with primarily Americans in the audience. So why the need to repeat the name of the union, chant style? This seems to be fairly unique to this nation, to be honest. Is it just young nation syndrome?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Crushed on September 03, 2008, 10:22:44 PM
this man can handle everything thrown at him


except naval fleets and surface to air missiles
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Crushed on September 03, 2008, 10:23:14 PM
HOLY FUCK HE JUST SAID THAT THE DEMS ARE TRYING TO REFRAME THE DEBAPmkl;rmao;mfdopasmdo
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: duckman2000 on September 03, 2008, 10:24:36 PM
The dude was shot down what, 3 times? And then he accidentally burned a shitload of crew members, right? Dude's a (barely) walking liability.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 10:25:13 PM
This crowd looks exactly like what you imagine Republicans look like. Wrinkly white bitches drunk on martinis and swimming in pearls.

Also, LULZ at the Republicans calling someone out for "flip-flopping", given that I'm staring at the bizzaro world version of 2000 John McCain. And this speech is PACKED with obvious shit: "There's good change and bad change!". Oh, well, thanks, I didn't realize that.

Also also, I'm pretty sure Rudy is just reading Obama's speech.

Also also also, why is everyone cheering for Off-Shore Drilling? Holy shit- That guy just yelled "OIL!" and everyone went FUCK YEAH and then Rudy said, "Drill baby drill!" and now everyone is chanting DRILL BABY DRILL.

This is what my nightmares are like.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 10:26:33 PM
Haha. "The democrats are afraid to say Islamic Terrorist!" "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 10:27:04 PM
Keep on riling up yer base, idiots.  This is awesome.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: etiolate on September 03, 2008, 10:27:58 PM
"Drill Baby Drill!"

Sounds like RNC is Pro-cheeseburger perhaps? Will EB change its political tune?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Crushed on September 03, 2008, 10:28:40 PM
when iraq was lost, al-qaeda and bin laden won!!!!!!!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
note: al-qaeda and bin laden have nothing to do with iraq
[close]
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 10:28:51 PM
This is just making them look like distinguished mentally-challenged fellows, and they don't realize it.  It would be funny if it wasn't so deserved.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Positive Touch on September 03, 2008, 10:29:53 PM
god the crowd looks so smug right now
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 10:31:56 PM
UN BOOOOOO UN
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Crushed on September 03, 2008, 10:32:15 PM
damn why should the un be involved in international conflicts in eurasia, that's america's job to decide who's right
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 10:33:34 PM
The most popular governer? What?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Positive Touch on September 03, 2008, 10:36:01 PM
this is 1984: the tv miniseries.  everything is bs.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 03, 2008, 10:36:38 PM
Holy shit. And to think that Rudy was once viewed as a moderate voice of reason in the Republican party.

There are so many horrible things he's said that the DNC can use against McCain and Palin.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 10:37:03 PM
Wasn't Palin supposed to be like 20minutes into her speech by now?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 10:37:07 PM
This is pretty awesome, actually.  Because on tv it's absolutely nooooooot playing the same to middle America as it is to the base in that auditorium, let me assure you.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 10:37:29 PM
this is 1984: the tv miniseries.  everything is bs.

I love the McCain logos: "PROSPERITY"
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Crushed on September 03, 2008, 10:37:46 PM
i think he's just making this up as he goes
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 03, 2008, 10:38:51 PM
Has anyone mentioned the economy?

Econowhat?

9/11!!
Turrists!!
9/11!!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 10:39:03 PM
She's HOT in HD
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 10:39:53 PM
Hahaha. "UP NEXT: Cowboy Troy"
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 10:39:56 PM
Uh oh, time for Mayor McMooseburger. 
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 03, 2008, 10:40:32 PM
She fucking disgusts me. I hate the dolled up soccer mom look. But then again, I'm an angry city dwelling lefter, so what do I know?

My wife refuses to watch any of this, it makes her too upset.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Crushed on September 03, 2008, 10:40:56 PM
are they still cheering
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 10:41:18 PM
The Republicans are really hilarious with this woman.

SHE COULD BE THE NEXT REAGAN!  SHE'S SUCH A BREATH OF FRESH AIR!  AN UNKNOWN WESTERNER!  AND THE BIG BAD ELITE LIBERAL MEDIA WANTS TO TAKE OUR SHINY NEW TOY AWAY FROM US!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 03, 2008, 10:41:48 PM
are they still cheering

Yep.

I hope we slaughter them in the election just to see their reactions.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 10:42:34 PM
She looks terrified. Or like she smelled a fart. Also, lulz at "Hockey moms 4 Palin"

Oh god, it's like listening to Speak 'n Spell
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 03, 2008, 10:43:25 PM
So when does the crowd start speaking in tongues and rolling on the floor?

This is seriously frightening.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 03, 2008, 10:43:42 PM
What was Olbermann's reaction to Guliani's speech
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 10:44:44 PM
What was Olbermann's reaction to Guliani's speech

They went straight to the Mayor, no time for reactions! 
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: huckleberry on September 03, 2008, 10:45:14 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER JAW!!??!!!


MILF status revoked.


Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 10:47:27 PM
She sounds like the auto-announcer at a basketball game. The one that's like "Please proceed to the exits". and the preggo daughter has giant boobs.

Awesome, she just locked down the crucial distinguished mentally-challenged fellow vote.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 03, 2008, 10:47:45 PM
I can't wait to hear what Chris and Keith have to say
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Crushed on September 03, 2008, 10:47:51 PM
palin: "i have a family"

audience: "yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah"



oh my god she's talking about her child with downs in a political speech, what is wrong with her
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Positive Touch on September 03, 2008, 10:48:01 PM
has 4chan started making hate-filled gifs featuring Trig yet?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 10:48:57 PM
SNOW MACHINE RACING WOOOOOO
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 03, 2008, 10:49:20 PM
has 4chan started making hate-filled gifs featuring Trig yet?

That is so wrong.

I hate the Republicans more than anything else in the world right now, but that is so wrong.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 10:49:26 PM
So by "friend and advocate" for special needs children, she means that the government will help those people?  Oh no, they'll just feel bad for them.  Ok, got it.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: huckleberry on September 03, 2008, 10:49:33 PM
Those boobs are massive!


  :drool
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 10:50:27 PM
She has no idea what the end of a sentence LOOKS Like she just KEEPS TALKING and raises HER voice at WEIRD times
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 03, 2008, 10:51:00 PM
She has no idea what the end of a sentence LOOKS Like she just KEEPS TALKING and raises HER voice at WEIRD times

She can't speak. She just reads words.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 10:51:19 PM
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/GreyhoundCanada/R7Cliej7UlI/AAAAAAAAAIU/wBdULCyWYDo/s288/Wynyard+Snow+Machine.jpg)

COMIN FER YER VOTE
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 10:51:39 PM
Honestly, I think this audience is doing her a disservice by CHEERING LIKE MANIACS at every little thing she says.  Like that.  OH YAY HOCKEY MOM OH YAY PTA LET'S GIVE HER A STANDING O!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 10:52:25 PM
"You know the difference between a wild animal with no sense of morality or judgement and myself? MAKEUP LOL"
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: huckleberry on September 03, 2008, 10:52:44 PM
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HOCKEY MOM AND A PIT BULL IS LIPSTICK!!!!!



HAW HAW HAW!!!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 03, 2008, 10:53:32 PM
"Her intonation is so soccer mom. It's almost hard to believe that she's running for VP and not running for PTA board president."

:bow Y2Kev :bow2
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Positive Touch on September 03, 2008, 10:53:47 PM
GODDAMNIT STOP SLAMMING COMMUNITY ORGANIZERS YOU FUCKING DIMWITS
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 10:53:54 PM
What was with that lady being led off to the reeducation center?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 10:55:03 PM
"I'm not a member of the political establishment. I was just a mayor and then a governer and now VP"
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: demi on September 03, 2008, 10:56:48 PM
this is so funnyyyyyyy
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 10:57:29 PM
She really can't speak can she.

P O T A T O E
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 03, 2008, 10:58:27 PM
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU JESUS!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 03, 2008, 10:58:40 PM
WHERE IS THE ECONOMY

Haven't you heard?  The ecomony isn't a problem...we've made great strides in the last couple of years!

But really, the problem is turrism
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 10:59:16 PM
"I got rid of a few things I didn't think the citizens should pay for. Like library books, the environmental council and some people who pissed me off"
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 10:59:47 PM
This really isn't a great speech.  It's kind of rambling and incoherent, really.  But I'm sure the media will pull a 180 and say she was formidable or some shit because they're scared now. 
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: huckleberry on September 03, 2008, 10:59:57 PM
Did I just hear that woman say as governor of Alaska she actually stood up to special interests and BIG OIL?


Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Crushed on September 03, 2008, 11:00:07 PM
I simply can't imagine how any intelligent person could honestly accept the things being said tonight. I see the Repubs on PoliGAF actually saying that she's the female Obama, that Obama is getting owned, and that she's an effective and excellent speaker.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: demi on September 03, 2008, 11:00:47 PM
lmao they're cheering after every sentence she says
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 11:02:11 PM
Does this dumb slut really think Alaska will produce enough oil to end our woes?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Positive Touch on September 03, 2008, 11:02:51 PM
I simply can't imagine how any intelligent person could honestly accept the things being said tonight. I see the Repubs on PoliGAF actually saying that she's the female Obama, that Obama is getting owned, and that she's an effective and excellent speaker.

this speech isn't for intelligent people
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 11:03:27 PM
I simply can't imagine how any intelligent person could honestly accept the things being said tonight. I see the Repubs on PoliGAF actually saying that she's the female Obama, that Obama is getting owned, and that she's an effective and excellent speaker.

this speech isn't for intelligent people

Truest thing said probably EVER.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 03, 2008, 11:03:55 PM
This really isn't a great speech.  It's kind of rambling and incoherent, really.

You can thank the Bush speech writers for that.  
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 11:05:45 PM
VICTORY
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 03, 2008, 11:06:28 PM
And this is a woman who believes "Intelligent Design" should be taught in schools along side evolution.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 11:06:47 PM
Wow, she's really screwing the pooch right now.  Not gonna work with the sarcastic dismissal of Obama.  Ask Hillary how that went.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 11:08:04 PM
OBAMA WANTS THE CONSTITUTION TO APPLY TO EVERYONE CAN YOU BELIEVE IT
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 03, 2008, 11:09:59 PM
Is it possible to vote for Obama twice?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 11:10:11 PM
This really is gonna backfire, imo.  More and more Americans have made their minds up about Obama.  About you, Mayor McMooseburger?  Not so much!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: duckman2000 on September 03, 2008, 11:13:29 PM
Well, I don't know about you guys, but I can not fucking wait for Palin vs Biden.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Bocsius on September 03, 2008, 11:14:23 PM
Well, if it's a bra and panties match, I sure hope Biden doesn't lose.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: duckman2000 on September 03, 2008, 11:14:51 PM
Do these idiots on the floor actually believe in the whole "dependence on TERRORIST OIL" bullshit?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 11:15:15 PM
Well, I don't know about you guys, but I can not fucking wait for Palin vs Biden.


Biden might actually kill and eat her.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 11:16:51 PM
Well, I don't know about you guys, but I can not fucking wait for Palin vs Biden.


Biden might actually kill and eat her.

I really want her to try and compare herself to Hillary in that debate.  Biden would have a perfect opportunity to play the Lloyd Bentsen-Jack Kennedy card.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Bocsius on September 03, 2008, 11:19:09 PM
I didn't realize John McCain was a POW


Signed,

The sky is blue, Michael Phelps is going for won 8 gold metals, and Jerome Bettis is from Detroit.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: GilloD on September 03, 2008, 11:19:28 PM
I didn't realize John McCain was a POW

Under the laws he signed, he was an enemy combatant. He was also never tortured, just interrogated.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 03, 2008, 11:20:05 PM
Really, not a very good speech.  Sure it played well to the people in that auditorium, but she could have come out there and farted into the microphone for half an hour and it would have had the same effect.

But I'm sure the media will come on and tell us what to think here in a minute.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: duckman2000 on September 03, 2008, 11:20:35 PM
I assume this has been posted, but what the hell. ObamaGAFesque, but hey.

[youtube=425,350]v/GLWEDMLmjKk&hl=en[/youtube]
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: huckleberry on September 03, 2008, 11:21:04 PM
I didn't realize John McCain was a POW

Under the laws he signed, he was an enemy combatant. He was also never tortured, just interrogated.

 :lol
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Bocsius on September 03, 2008, 11:21:54 PM
I didn't realize John McCain was a POW


Signed,

The sky is blue, Michael Phelps is going for won 8 gold metals, and Jerome Bettis is from Detroit.
I was joking ;)


I knew that. I've just been listening to a bit too much of Jim Rome during lunch.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: duckman2000 on September 03, 2008, 11:22:08 PM
As said, the dude crashed his planes all the time, some times even without being fired upon. Are we sure he wasn't just conveniently misplaced by his superiors?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 03, 2008, 11:24:36 PM
Is it possible to vote for Obama twice?

You're married, right? That's two votes. And, we're in Washington, we're going to Obama easily. :rock SEATTLE VOTING DOMINANCE :rock

We just bought two Obama t-shirts and donated another $100 to the campaign.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Positive Touch on September 03, 2008, 11:25:41 PM
like i've said before, heros kick ass and win medals.  losers crash and get tortured interrogated.


fuck the media likes her now:(
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: demi on September 03, 2008, 11:26:24 PM
This music is fucking awesome.

[youtube=425,350]VPNzwGiTzig[/youtube]
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Positive Touch on September 03, 2008, 11:31:47 PM
:lol ann curry just said "real talk"
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: Brehvolution on September 03, 2008, 11:35:23 PM
lol the fan fare. Rednecks dancing galore. My wife gets pumped up while I  ::) trying not to laugh.

HOT AIR 08 bitch!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTOCK!
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 04, 2008, 12:01:11 AM
muuuuwahahahahaha

 :P

Roms sucked. But, it was golden there after. Good times.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: y2kev on September 04, 2008, 12:09:54 AM
well that was absurd
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 12:15:11 AM
well that was absurd

CRAZY WHITE FOLK DANCIN' IN THE AISLES!  RED MEAT SLUNG EVERY WHICH WAY!  A POX ON COMMUNITY ORGANIZERS!

You know, just once, ONCE, I would really like someone who claims that Obama doesn't want victory in Iraq to tell me what a "victory" in Iraq would look like.  And not what it WOULDN'T look like.  I can shift my brain to a low enough gear to figure that out, thank you very much.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 04, 2008, 12:21:03 AM
I said it over there I'll say it over here.

democrats seek to win by inspriing and bringing people together. Seeking the better part of people.
Republicans seek to win by mocking and dividing people. Seeking the worse part of people.

Tonight was a penultimate example.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 04, 2008, 12:26:19 AM
Obama's had a dream run with the media, accused of being a mulsim, an atheist, vapid celebrity, a terrorist, a racist and an elitist. Kid glove stuff really.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 04, 2008, 12:28:46 AM
I'm tempted to venture "over there".

What's it like right now? How many links to Kos & TPM have been posted?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 12:31:13 AM
Palin is so hot.  I'm halfway tempted to vote for McCain for FOUR MORE YEARS OF PALIN.

And yet, the prospect of her rising to the position of GRAND EMPEROR OF THE UNITED STATES OF THE WORLD after McCain "falls down some stairs" scares me.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mandark on September 04, 2008, 12:32:13 AM
sd, you're not allowed to mock groups as being shallow in their politics until you either

1) take some responsibility for your racism

or

2) show a glimmer of frontal lobe activity
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 12:33:23 AM
Is it racist that he doesn't want to vote Obama because he's black?  MAYBE IT MEANS SOMETHING ELSE.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 04, 2008, 12:34:15 AM
hey, if I were black I wouldn't want to vote for Obama either
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mandark on September 04, 2008, 12:35:32 AM
Ten points to Ravenclaw, recursive.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: y2kev on September 04, 2008, 12:46:37 AM
I said it over there I'll say it over here.

democrats seek to win by inspriing and bringing people together. Seeking the better part of people.
Republicans seek to win by mocking and dividing people. Seeking the worse part of people.

Tonight was a penultimate example.

i don't think penultimate means what you think it means
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mandark on September 04, 2008, 12:49:19 AM
Luckily there will be only one more example of Republicans trying to divide the country!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: y2kev on September 04, 2008, 12:50:36 AM
Luckily there will be only one more example of Republicans trying to divide the country!

Maybe he did mean penultimate  :lol
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 04, 2008, 12:57:45 AM
sd, you're not allowed to mock groups as being shallow in their politics until you either

1) take some responsibility for your racism

or

2) show a glimmer of frontal lobe activity

How about both?

1) Its true. I'm a racist. To the core. Been a member of the Forsyth County KKK since I was two. My dad was Grand Wizrd for a period of time back in the 90s. My brother is now head of the Cross Burning committee. My wife helps knit confederate flag throws. Good times.

2) Respectfully, I believe everyone here completely missed it. Y'all have just seen the future of the Republican Party. She fucking nailed it.

It was important for the REPs to bring to light the lack of experience of Obama - PARTICULARLY because of how the DEMs (and the entire MSM) portrayed her lack of experience. Do y'all seriously think Obama's experience in any way compares to her's? If so, please please try to articulate it with any semblence of substance. His voting record is "present" and his "change driven" legislation leadership doesn't exit. The comment about his two memoirs with no actual bills or laws was utterly damning.

Palin made an incredible appeal to middle America. She did it with her small town commentary, about Obama saying one thing to Scranton and another to San Francisco. She did it by speaking to her husband's union membership and her motherhood. Seriously, if not Sarah Palin, who exactly could have achieved this for the REPs at this point?

Let's understand, they were floundering. They had no brand (deservedly). Somehow, with the selection of Palin, McCain has completely turned this election around.

Frankly, y'all couldn't be more wrong in your assessment.

Obama may still win. Hell, I have $200 on it with my cross burning brother. But, this was...transformative.

I am in love.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 01:03:31 AM
People who want America to be a joke vote for McCain and his circus.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 01:06:38 AM
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Delegates said they were enthralled by Ms. Palin. "I think she’s great; she’s giving it back to the Democrats for all the sorry things they’ve said about her and about America," said Anita Bargas, a delegate from Angleton, Tex. "She’s a conservative, and she has a great sense of humor."

Like 80% of what they say is TRUE! God damn you fucking dumbass republicans embracing corruption and terror and rich people. Jesus fucking christ.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 04, 2008, 01:17:41 AM
All the sorry things we've said about America?

I fucking love this country.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 01:20:13 AM
I just cant fucking believe republicans are this stupid. Yes stupid.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 04, 2008, 01:22:59 AM
 :rofl
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 04, 2008, 01:25:45 AM
I said it over there I'll say it over here.

democrats seek to win by inspriing and bringing people together. Seeking the better part of people.
Republicans seek to win by mocking and dividing people. Seeking the worse part of people.

Tonight was a penultimate example.

i don't think penultimate means what you think it means
touche!!  :lol
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: TVC15 on September 04, 2008, 01:28:18 AM
As usual, Ann Coulter is the voice of reason (in regards to Palin):

http://www.anncoulter.com/
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 01:29:14 AM
I dunno why I even read this shit, just gets my blood pressure up and keeps me up at night. Fucking crazy batshit people sharing this country with me.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 01:30:23 AM
ann's given up any semblence of legitimate punditry and is now an onion byline :lol
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mandark on September 04, 2008, 01:31:09 AM
Its true. I'm a racist. To the core. Been a member of the Forsyth County KKK since I was two. My dad was Grand Wizrd for a period of time back in the 90s. My brother is now head of the Cross Burning committee. My wife helps knit confederate flag throws. Good times.

Sorry, sd.  Ridicule is only effective when directed towards the ridiculous.  You forfeit this rhetorical ploy when you made the comments about Vick and Ryan.

"But I was drunk!  That doesn't reflect who I am!"  No go, kid.  I'm not claiming in vino veritas here, but I'm not handing out mulligans for intoxication either.  Mel Gibson didn't get a pass because he was soused and neither do you.

All you had to do was own your actions and I would have let you off the hook.  "That was an awful thing to say and I'm sorry and I don't think of myself as a racist but I need to do better."  Something like that and I'd drop it.

Instead you just winked at the audience, assured yourself that you are pure of heart and assumed that nobody should be allowed to bring up what you said against you.  Which is an unbelievably blithe expectation of privilege, especially from someone who did so much hand-wringing about a black "racialist" church.

Not only did you tell yourself you were in the clear but you get righteously indignant when someone says otherwise.  How dare they draw conclusions from your actions rather than your self-assessment?  Please.

I could have taken a much softer, conciliatory approach and was encouraged to do so.  But you decided to revert to smug mockery and a sense of thoroughly undeserved superiority so I figure why waste time.


For the second part of your post I think you've just confused an erection with an epiphany.  Don't worry; we all had those irrationally strong crushes back in middle school.  You'll make it out okay.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 01:33:33 AM
Why would we leper him? If he's racist he's racist, I never see him pushing racism on anyway or being racist. wtfcares
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 01:36:35 AM
yeah, sd ain't done shit worth lepering. being a witless republican isn't actually a tos violation
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mandark on September 04, 2008, 01:36:51 AM
If he's racist he's racist

You're part of the problem!

Though there's no reason to leper sd.  He doesn't disingenuously edit things or spam the forum with distinguished mentally-challenged topics FoC-style.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 01:38:48 AM
i don't think you understand tvc's purpose
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Debaser on September 04, 2008, 01:40:06 AM
Do y'all seriously think Obama's experience in any way compares to her's? If so, please please try to articulate it with any semblence of substance. His voting record is "present" and his "change driven" legislation leadership doesn't exit.

Easy: Obama's a maverick! Ask me a hard one!

(Man, the Dems should totally hijack this train.)
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 01:41:36 AM
Im gonna be a Maverick at work tomorrow and totally take bagels from the Testers' Free Bagel table muhahahaha. When they get mad ill just remind them that someone like me is a "Game Changer" as I stuff the bagel into my mouth and walk off.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 01:43:34 AM
Man I hope I can sleep tonight, just reading the RCN stuff got me all FIRED UP LIKE I MIGHT JUST GO TO AN OBAMA WEBSITE AND ORDER A BUTTON
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 01:44:53 AM
read the daily howler, it will put you to sleep
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Debaser on September 04, 2008, 01:45:42 AM
Man I hope I can sleep tonight, just reading the RCN stuff got me all FIRED UP LIKE I MIGHT JUST GO TO AN OBAMA WEBSITE AND ORDER A BUTTON

I bought an Obama tshirt from MoveOn today. I dunno if I can even wear it at work, but after Palin's speech I was powerless to resist. Most of my tshirts come from webcomics anyway and Palin's speech was certainly both comedic and on the web.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 01:56:00 AM
isnt there a cut off date on use of donated funds?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mandark on September 04, 2008, 02:00:14 AM
I don't think so.

There's a difference between raising funds for primaries and for the general but now that Obama's the official nominee everything goes to the general.  That should mean they can spend it any time from now until election day.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: TVC15 on September 04, 2008, 02:02:49 AM
Man I hope I can sleep tonight, just reading the RCN stuff got me all FIRED UP LIKE I MIGHT JUST GO TO AN OBAMA WEBSITE AND ORDER A BUTTON

I got a free button via move on.  Obama has already started with the handouts before he even got to office.  He's gonna give all my money to crack addicts and unwed mothers.  smh amerikkka.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 02:13:03 AM
I don't think so.

There's a difference between raising funds for primaries and for the general but now that Obama's the official nominee everything goes to the general.  That should mean they can spend it any time from now until election day.

I know where im sendin some moneys then
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 04, 2008, 02:16:39 AM
All you had to do was own your actions and I would have let you off the hook.  "That was an awful thing to say and I'm sorry and I don't think of myself as a racist but I need to do better."  Something like that and I'd drop it.

You haven't been paying attention. Why don't you ask Y2Kev about the XBL message I told him to post after I was banned (which he did and people were appreciative)? Indeed I was drunk. But, yeah you're right...that's probably no excuse. I got carried away and apologized to the forum through Y2Kev.

Vick's a bit of a sore spot for me. I don't know if I'll ever let go of what he did.

Sorry for being smug earlier.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 02:24:30 AM
I dunno, being drunk is a pretty good excuse. There's at least 2 hours of my life ill never remember from my last big 'drunk'
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mandark on September 04, 2008, 02:26:10 AM
I know where im sendin some moneys then

Consider diverting some of those moneys to someone in a contested Congressional race like Jeff Merkley in Oregon.  I don't want to sound cocky about Obama winning but a lot of these guys need it more than he does and it would suck if he won but his entire agenda got filibustered to death.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 02:30:20 AM
Ill consider it, Oregon is like S. WA anyway
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 02:31:23 AM
a certain slip-n-slide aficionado will thank you
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: TVC15 on September 04, 2008, 02:32:47 AM
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Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Fragamemnon on September 04, 2008, 03:18:58 AM
Yeah I split tonight's rage donation between Obama and Kay Hagan. Chuck Schumer clearly has a hardon for a Dascle-sized scalp here in NC, but she needs more ground support, so I put my name in the pot for "call indecisive voters and read the script/walk around the neighboorhood" duties to help out.

It's clear that the GOP are going to try to run a base campaign, but I can't for the life of me think how they win that way in 2008. They are obviously pretty desparate, so it might be the case where they very well just not know how to try anything else.

Also, I really don't see them getting much of a convention bounce out of this. Between the truncated convention and drowned-out message (Palin's problems will continue to dominate the news tomorrow, specifically her bridge to nowhere stuff), and the fact that in large part GOP voters had already aligned very strongly with McCain, it's looking like 1-2% bounce territory. Obama made up his ground with a large set of undecided Democrats and independents, and this convention isn't going to win over any independents if it goes the rate it is going now.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: TVC15 on September 04, 2008, 03:23:46 AM
So is the word on the street that McCain is basically going to run a basically total negative campaign?  I'm not sure what else they can go with, aside from the typical bullshit Republican family values thing. 
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Fragamemnon on September 04, 2008, 03:40:14 AM
They're going to try to frame Obama as a radical activist and member of the angry left, bet on it.

I just don't see how they can really cross over that message to independents and undecided voters. The obvious parry to that kind of approach is to aggressive ju-jitsu their word play/dog whistling (an email from Plouffe already has all the right pivots and wordsmithing) in ways everyone can understand.

This time around, the GOP needs those independent voters and undecideds to win.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 04:29:45 AM
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A Great Speech, For Both Bases
St. Paul delegates are giddy with Sarah Palin’s speech. The mood is buoyant, enlivened, energized. It’s a party. There are revelers. The faces shine with joy and pleasure at a convention finally fully underway. Their VP nominee did it – she hit it out of the park. There is joy in Mudville, here on the ground.

And it worked wonders – for the Dems.

In the past several hours, Dems I’ve spoken with and who’ve flooded my inbox are energized. A woman friend and Democrat who had not worked for Obama’s campaign: “I am volunteering tomorrow.” An Obama organizer who was operating on fumes five months ago: “They are not getting away with this. 10 hours of call time tomorrow.” A shorter read of the mood: “Let’s get it on.”

The mockery went too far. They played the “Obama doesn’t love America, just himself” card, over and over and over. For people already inclined to believe that (i.e., the hardcore Republican base), the speech was a smashing success. Maybe they will work a little harder, volunteer a few more hours, dig a little deeper into their pockets. But so will partisan Dems, who are far more plugged into watching the election coverage.

So my reaction: St. Paul loved this speech… and so did Chicago. Palin swung for the fences, mocking the very notion of community organizing. So did Giuliani. This was the day after “Service” was the theme, and Republicans fell all over themselves praising their party’s commitment to give back to the community. Jarring.

Fire up both bases equally, it’s not even close. Obama wins going away. In 2008, there are so many more Democrats, numerically.

So, everyone on both partisan sides has reason to celebrate tonight. Republicans can celebrate a true champion in the VP role. Dems can celebrate because the numbers don’t lie, and no energy occurs in a vacuum. Republicans can’t tie this year.

http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Eric P on September 04, 2008, 07:45:32 AM
i can't wait to get paid to give even more money to obama

edit: and apparently her speech was written before she was even picked as VP and had to be edited to be less masculine

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/postpartisan/2008/09/putting_words_in_palins_mouth.html

so if this speech is desperation, it's old desperation.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: T-Short on September 04, 2008, 08:05:09 AM
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While we all wondered to ourselves what might make a speech masculine or feminine, no one batted an eye at the underlying revelation: that the campaign was writing the nominee's speech before knowing who the nominee would be.

hehe
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 08:08:55 AM
Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God'  (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080903/ap_on_el_pr/cvn_palin_iraq_war)

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin told ministry students at her former church that the United States sent troops to fight in the Iraq war on a "task that is from God."
 
In an address last June, the Republican vice presidential candidate also urged ministry students to pray for a plan to build a $30 billion natural gas pipeline in the state, calling it "God's will."

...

"Our national leaders are sending them out on a task that is from God," she said. "That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that plan is God's plan."

...

"God's will has to be done in unifying people and companies to get that gas line built, so pray for that," she said.

HOLY SHIT!
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Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 08:09:51 AM
http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/

That's what I've been saying for days now!  I should be paid for my insanity.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: T-Short on September 04, 2008, 08:11:46 AM
Palin: Iraq war 'a task that is from God'  (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080903/ap_on_el_pr/cvn_palin_iraq_war)

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin told ministry students at her former church that the United States sent troops to fight in the Iraq war on a "task that is from God."
 
In an address last June, the Republican vice presidential candidate also urged ministry students to pray for a plan to build a $30 billion natural gas pipeline in the state, calling it "God's will."

...

"Our national leaders are sending them out on a task that is from God," she said. "That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that plan is God's plan."

...

"God's will has to be done in unifying people and companies to get that gas line built, so pray for that," she said.

HOLY SHIT!

 :american :angel  :american

Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: huckleberry on September 04, 2008, 08:11:50 AM
What saddens me is that there are people in this country who actually are energized by that speech.  That had to be one of the most disconnected, incoherent, non interersting speeches ever given by a vp or presidential pic from either party in history.  I absolutely love how people are calling her the future of the party.......that is what must feel like to take your first gulp of water while drowning.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 08:13:52 AM
I'm sorry, if the media doesn't blast her for those comments considering the endless amount of bickering that Obama got from just merely associating with a fundie - then that's bullshit.

GOD WILLS THAT THERE BE AN OIL PIPELINE BUILT

GOD DEMANDS A STARSHIP
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 08:18:24 AM
Yeah, last night I was in utter disbelief.  I bought an Obama shirt and water bottle and will be donating money to him and another Dem running for Congress.  Admittedly, I don't follow Congress (especially outside of Michigan or the largest states) very much.  Any suggestions?  I don't want to toss money to a shit Dem but I would like to give support to a candidate who could help Obama's cause or get in the way of McCain's should he win. 

This RNC is inspiring me in a way much different than last week's amazing DNC.

http://www.actblue.com/page/redtoblue2008

Those are Dem candidates in red districts that have been selected by the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee as targets for pick ups this November.  They need the cash.  Click on somebody to learn about 'em and contribute to your favorite- they're all over the country so you can find someone close to you.  I like Darcy Burner in Washington, myself.  She's very progressive and her house burned down earlier this year, so she needs the help in her campaign.

If you want to contribute to a Senatorial candidate, I would recommend Jeff Merkley in OR, Kay Hagan in NC or Al Franken in MN.  All are currently in tight races and need the cash.  Check out http://www.dscc.org/races for more info.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: GilloD on September 04, 2008, 08:18:38 AM
God is a lousy commander in chief, then. Vote The Elder Gods, 2008!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 08:20:49 AM
I'm sorry, if the media doesn't blast her for those comments considering the endless amount of bickering that Obama got from just merely associating with a fundie - then that's bullshit.

GOD WILLS THAT THERE BE AN OIL PIPELINE BUILT

GOD DEMANDS A STARSHIP

Federwang, as a Jew I thought you would be more concerned with her sitting in her church pew TWO WEEKS AGO as the leader of Jews for Jesus said that terrorist attacks against Jews in Israel was a result of their not believing in Christ. 
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 08:24:37 AM
Eh, I'm like, barely Jewish.  That shit doesn't really register with me.

And I don't care what religion people subscribe to.  The words didn't come out of her mouth.  HERE THEY CAME OUT OF HER MOUF.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on September 04, 2008, 08:25:54 AM
It was important for the REPs to bring to light the lack of experience of Obama - PARTICULARLY because of how the DEMs (and the entire MSM) portrayed her lack of experience. Do y'all seriously think Obama's experience in any way compares to her's? If so, please please try to articulate it with any semblence of substance. His voting record is "present" and his "change driven" legislation leadership doesn't exit. The comment about his two memoirs with no actual bills or laws was utterly damning.

Palin is a technican, Obama's an engineer. At the end of the day when it comes to broad horizons, 5 year plans, big projects you place your trust in the engineer. Technicans, yes they might have common sense and the people's touch but they lack the theoretical background and deep understanding of issues- that analytical edge.

Bush was a governor of Texas for six years it still didn't make the country (or the world) any better off.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 08:30:07 AM
Eh, I'm like, barely Jewish.  That shit doesn't really register with me.

And I don't care what religion people subscribe to.  The words didn't come out of her mouth.  HERE THEY CAME OUT OF HER MOUF.

BUT BUT BUT ISRAEL

Well fine.  But do America a favor and pass that on to your Jewish relatives.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 08:33:17 AM
I would hope that more of my relatives are deeply concerned by the fact that Palin believes that military engagements and oil pipelines are dictated by God rather than whatever minister (are Jews for Jesus rabbis or ministers or what?) that's not really associated to her said about Israel.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 10:29:51 AM
So, remember that touching moment in Mayor McMooseburger's speech last night when she said that special needs children and their parents would have an advocate in Washington in her when she was elected?  Well, apparently it turns out (per Soledad O'brien on CNN this morning) that as Governor of Alaska, Palin cut the programs for those families by 62%. 

But really, she feels your pain guys.  She'll totally ADVOCATE for you.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 10:31:01 AM
It was important for the REPs to bring to light the lack of experience of Obama - PARTICULARLY because of how the DEMs (and the entire MSM) portrayed her lack of experience. Do y'all seriously think Obama's experience in any way compares to her's? If so, please please try to articulate it with any semblence of substance. His voting record is "present" and his "change driven" legislation leadership doesn't exit. The comment about his two memoirs with no actual bills or laws was utterly damning.

Palin is a technican, Obama's an engineer. At the end of the day when it comes to broad horizons, 5 year plans, big projects you place your trust in the engineer. Technicans, yes they might have common sense and the people's touch but they lack the theoretical background and deep understanding of issues- that analytical edge.

Bush was a governor of Texas for six years it still didn't make the country (or the world) any better off.

Obama is running against McCain, and I fucking KNOW Biden > Palin. Fucking republicans and their bullshit. Why would I want to vote for someone so clearly corrupt? Just cause the republicans avoid the arguments by screaming over everyone with MAVRICK REFORMER doesnt change her crap.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 10:39:37 AM
BUT BUT BUT SIAMESEDREAMER FELL IN LOVE LAST NIGHT! 

NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT SHE CREATED OVER $3,000 IN DEBT PER CITIZEN DURING HER TENURE AS MAYOR!

DON'T MENTION THAT SHE WAS FOR THE BRIDGE TO NOWHERE BEFORE SHE WAS AGAINST IT, AND EVEN AFTER BEING AGAINST IT STILL TOOK THAT FEDERAL EARMARK CHECK AND DEPOSITED IT EVEN THOUGH THEY DIDN'T BUILD THE BRIDGE!

PAY NO MIND TO HER STUPID, POLITICALLY MOTIVATED FIRINGS AND ATTEMPTED FIRINGS OF THOSE WHO WOULDN'T FALL IN LINE WITH HER AS MAYOR AND GOVERNOR!  BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY HAVEN'T LEARNED ANYTHING ABOUT THAT SORT OF LESSON IN THE PAST 8 YEARS!

SHE SPOKE WELL AND RILED UP THE BASE!  COME ON!
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 10:47:07 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/cenk-uygur/black-republican-flips-ou_b_123810.html
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 10:48:22 AM
READING OUT LOUD = GOOD FOR FILL IN PREZ
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Post by: Crushed on September 04, 2008, 11:08:41 AM
If so, please please try to articulate it with any semblance of substance.

Okay.

His voting record is "present"

While in the Illinois State Senate, Barack Obama cast 129 "present" votes out of approximately 4,000 total votes. That's 3.2%.


and his "change driven" legislation leadership doesn't exit. The comment about his two memoirs with no actual bills or laws was utterly damning.

(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/07/29/us/politics/30obama.GRAPHIC.gif)
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Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 11:16:56 AM
One thing Gov. Palin can hang her hat on as an accomplishment:  her hometown of Wasilla is the Meth Capital of Alaska! (http://www.juneauempire.com/stories/030805/sta_20050308002.shtml)  Yay!  Number one, baby!

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The calls about meth to children's services in Wasilla accounts for as many as 40 percent of the agency's total monthly child protection calls.

Family values!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 11:19:31 AM
bobobobobo she regurgitated the same ol' republican anti-obama talking points in a perky voice! how could she NOT be a great choice?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 04, 2008, 11:20:33 AM
Obama is running against McCain...

Exactly. Team Obama walked right into this. They overplayed their hand this weekend.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 11:21:52 AM
Obama is running against McCain...

Exactly. Team Obama walked right into this. They overplayed their hand this weekend.

WTF are you talking about?

Also, plz list exactly why you now love Mayor McMooseburger.  Without referencing her speech.  I want actual details, not "she talk purty".
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Crushed on September 04, 2008, 11:22:12 AM
Obama is running against McCain...

Exactly. Team Obama walked right into this. They overplayed their hand this weekend.

They overplayed their hand by... congratulating her on her being picked and saying that the media should leave her family out of it?  ???
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 11:27:36 AM
I think Team Media overplayed their hand a LITTLE. Its a shame The Media has to do the vetting for mccain. While they went too far with the family crap, all of the administrative bullshit they've dug up is fair, and something that should have been dealt with during the vetting process MCCAIN.
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 04, 2008, 11:31:57 AM
Obama is running against McCain...

Exactly. Team Obama walked right into this. They overplayed their hand this weekend.
WTF SD? You drunk again? Let me repeat, all she did was read a speech that was written FOR her not by her.

I could stand a podium and read whatever they give me. That suddenly makes me a maverick?
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Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 11:33:21 AM
Obama is running against McCain...

Exactly. Team Obama walked right into this. They overplayed their hand this weekend.
WTF SD? You drunk again? Let me repeat, all she did was read a speech that was written FOR her not by her.

I could stand a podium and read whatever they give me. That suddenly makes me a maverick?

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

HE FELL IN LOVE LAST NIGHT!
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 11:37:16 AM
Obama is running against McCain...

Exactly. Team Obama walked right into this. They overplayed their hand this weekend.
WTF SD? You drunk again? Let me repeat, all she did was read a speech that was written FOR her not by her.

I could stand a podium and read whatever they give me. That suddenly makes me a maverick?

Not just a Maverick. A Maverick Game-Changer. It helps to be racist, corrupt, inept, and laughing at the idea of a normal person affecting the political process like Democrats seem to believe.
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Post by: Fragamemnon on September 04, 2008, 11:40:26 AM
Obama is running against McCain...

Exactly. Team Obama walked right into this. They overplayed their hand this weekend.

Obama's campaign has been extraordinarily disciplined regarding this pick and the surrounding contraversy. I'd argue that they have done FAR more to try to take Palin's family off the table as a political/media item than the McCain campaign, who has been trying to use her family matters a smokescreen to cover for the incredible amount of Real Shit coming out as people dig up her past.

If anyone has overplayed their hand, it's Palin, whose speech last night was bitter and aggressive, and likely gave a negative overall first impression to voters when she should have been tacking a much more warm, friendly, hopeful tone.
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Post by: Bloodwake on September 04, 2008, 11:44:13 AM
Well, let's be frank.

PALIN IS A SHIT CHOICE.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 04, 2008, 11:44:30 AM
Also, plz list exactly why you now love Mayor McMooseburger.  Without referencing her speech.  I want actual details, not "she talk purty".

Energy - especially nuke power. Drill baby drill.

I just love her fire/spunk. What can I say...  


I think Team Media overplayed their hand a LITTLE.

Who do you think was feeding Team Media?
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Post by: siamesedreamer on September 04, 2008, 11:47:21 AM
Obama's campaign has been extraordinarily disciplined regarding this pick and the surrounding contraversy.

"Today, John McCain put the former mayor of a town of 9,000 with zero foreign policy experience a heartbeat away from the presidency," Obama spokesman Bill Burton said in a statement.

That is not discipline. 
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Post by: tiesto on September 04, 2008, 11:47:27 AM
Palin's speech reminded me of the disaster that was the Nintendo 2008 press conference.  :-\
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Fragamemnon on September 04, 2008, 11:49:24 AM
Who do you think was feeding Team Media?

When it came to the family shit, that was coming straight from the McCain camp-from the annoucement Monday that Bristol was teen preggers, to the remarks yesterday that people were demanding paternity tests from Trig (something I NEVER saw even in the most absurd of dailykos posts).
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Post by: duckman2000 on September 04, 2008, 11:50:09 AM
Obama's campaign has been extraordinarily disciplined regarding this pick and the surrounding contraversy.

"Today, John McCain put the former mayor of a town of 9,000 with zero foreign policy experience a heartbeat away from the presidency," Obama spokesman Bill Burton said in a statement.

That is not discipline. 

You do understand what they could (or, had they been of another sort, would) be saying, right? Come on SD, don't go joke character on us, this place needs you in tip top condition.

Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Fragamemnon on September 04, 2008, 11:51:00 AM
Obama's campaign has been extraordinarily disciplined regarding this pick and the surrounding contraversy.

"Today, John McCain put the former mayor of a town of 9,000 with zero foreign policy experience a heartbeat away from the presidency," Obama spokesman Bill Burton said in a statement.

That is not discipline. 

That's a very fair and reasoned criticism of the pick. What is your point? C'mon, you're better than this.
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Post by: Bloodwake on September 04, 2008, 11:51:27 AM
Palin's speech reminded me of the disaster that was the Nintendo 2008 press conference.  :-\

There you go. Exactly what I was thinking.

Palin = Cammie Dunaway.

Fuck the GOP. Seriously, if they win this year, I will have lost all hope in this country and most of my hope in humanity.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 11:58:26 AM
Also, plz list exactly why you now love Mayor McMooseburger.  Without referencing her speech.  I want actual details, not "she talk purty".

Energy - especially nuke power. Drill baby drill.

I just love her fire/spunk. What can I say...  


I think Team Media overplayed their hand a LITTLE.

Who do you think was feeding Team Media?

Your imagination, apparently. Must be nice to be CRAZY REPUBLICAN!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 11:59:40 AM
Obama's campaign has been extraordinarily disciplined regarding this pick and the surrounding contraversy.

"Today, John McCain put the former mayor of a town of 9,000 with zero foreign policy experience a heartbeat away from the presidency," Obama spokesman Bill Burton said in a statement.

That is not discipline. 

But its truth. She has ZERO, and she was mayor of a small town very recently. Its your own insecurity regarding the truth that makes this an issue.
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Post by: Fragamemnon on September 04, 2008, 12:02:41 PM
lol@MrAngryLeftist  (just kidding, couldn't help but make that joke)

ANGRY LEFT
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 12:11:51 PM
Im angry because I just cannot FATHOM being so fucking...god...I swear.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Fragamemnon on September 04, 2008, 12:16:52 PM
Im angry because I just cannot FATHOM being so fucking...god...I swear.

give into your hate! I know I did a long time ago and I'm a better person for it.

I want to emphasize that there are some pretty decent Republicans out there. Eventually they'll redeem their party, but it sure doesn't look like it'll be anytime soon.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 12:18:29 PM
I just cant wrap my MIND around people so fucking OK with evil policies
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Post by: Bloodwake on September 04, 2008, 12:22:12 PM
God, I love how people continue to say that Obama isn't experienced when someone who TRULY isn't experienced is McCain's VP nomination.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Fragamemnon on September 04, 2008, 12:23:45 PM
I just cant wrap my MIND around people so fucking OK with evil policies

their reality is not the one the rest of us live in every day. To understand their behavior, you must understand that.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: y2kev on September 04, 2008, 12:25:17 PM
bobobobobo she regurgitated the same ol' republican anti-obama talking points in a perky voice! how could she NOT be a great choice?

I'll admit she had one really great line.

"That luxury jet was a bit much. *pause* *perky* I put it on ebay."

I lol'd at that one. Just because of the delivery...but maybe also because of the absurdity.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 04, 2008, 12:34:06 PM
The media is giving Palin more leeway than they should.

I was at the gym this morning and there was a roundtable discussion with a bunch of women sitting on white, expensive couches (Today?  I don't know what show it was) and they all seemed pretty excited about Palin.  None of them really discussed issues that cut deep, it was all about her personality and barely scratching the surface of the issues.  The fact that they talked about nothing and praised her pissed me off so much I had one of the best workouts I ever had.

I would normally be pissed but I highly recommend the book Nixonland.  The election of 2008 resembles a lot like 1968.  A lot of this is pure Southern Strategy.  People have fallen for the same BS for 40 years now and will continue to for some time.
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Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 12:35:32 PM
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm173/beardoisweardo/screenshot_01-1.jpg)
 :o

*Edit never mind, I didnt see the word "Court" All there by itself.  :lol



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I just cant wrap my MIND around people so fucking OK with evil policies

It's very clear that you dont understand it and call it evil to wrap your head around it. Why can't you guys have a simple political discussion without resorting to name calling. It's like you guys are running for Jr. High class offices.

In fact, if I didnt know better I would think this thread is 90% trolling.


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None of them really discussed issues that cut deep, it was all about her personality and barely scratching the surface of the issues.

So basically you met evilbore at the gym.

Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Tristam on September 04, 2008, 12:40:14 PM
Obama's campaign has been extraordinarily disciplined regarding this pick and the surrounding contraversy.

"Today, John McCain put the former mayor of a town of 9,000 with zero foreign policy experience a heartbeat away from the presidency," Obama spokesman Bill Burton said in a statement.

That is not discipline. 

You do understand what they could (or, had they been of another sort, would) be saying, right? Come on SD, don't go joke character on us, this place needs you in tip top condition.



Quite right. To be honest, I'm surprised even that much was said. Obama's campaign -- which *is* incredibly disciplined, as Frag said -- is probably going to avoid referencing Palin as much as possible. But I don't think it matters: since when have VP picks mattered in American politics? They haven't; they still don't. That's a reality that McCain hopes to change in gambling on Palin, a double-or-nothing choice.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mandark on September 04, 2008, 12:49:34 PM
sd's dutifully repeating the talking point of poor old Palin getting ganged up on.

They're using the pregnant daughter and the internet rumors about Trig's birth to get all the many, many valid complaints and questions about Palin treated like they're in the same tabloid category.

By what standards has Obama's campaign overshot on Palin?  They've avoided any sexist or regionally biased attacks, said outright that her kids are off limits, made no judgments about her family decisions and been very measured in the tone of their critiques.

I saw Obama comparing the size of Wasilla to that of his own presidential campaign and he was all "we've proved we can manage large systems" without being dismissive or sarcastic at all.

If you're going to be upset at this sort of stuff you should stay away from politics.  This is as nice as it gets.
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Post by: Fragamemnon on September 04, 2008, 12:50:06 PM
Regarding the debate on energy policy and drilling vs. not drilling, is anyone advocating the position of simply banning speculation in the oil market, making it so that oil cannot be traded in futures?

You can't outright ban it, but you can put some regulatory controls in place such that speculators can't completely manipulate the market to the point where the price of commodities is completely artificial and disconnected from any reasonable supply/demand scenario.

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If you're going to be upset at this sort of stuff you should stay away from politics.  This is as nice as it gets.

This. If I was running the Obama campaign I'd be starting up the whisper smear machine and the 527 robocalls/push polls regarding her maternal failures right now. The Obama campaign has been respectful of keeping away from the lurid stuff and keeping on the substantive message.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 04, 2008, 12:52:35 PM
Quote
It's very clear that you dont understand it and call it evil to wrap your head around it. Why can't you guys have a simple political discussion without resorting to name calling. It's like you guys are running for Jr. High class offices.

When a party fully commits themselves and sinks low enough to full-on rely on LIES and INSULTS to try and win an eldection, I think the smarter masses and have the right to name calling.

Fuckin hell.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 12:56:22 PM
Quote
It's very clear that you dont understand it and call it evil to wrap your head around it. Why can't you guys have a simple political discussion without resorting to name calling. It's like you guys are running for Jr. High class offices.

When a party fully commits themselves and sinks low enough to full-on rely on LIES and INSULTS to try and win an eldection, I think the smarter masses and have the right to name calling.
::)

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Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 12:58:59 PM
(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/4757/obamaby2.jpg)
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Post by: siamesedreamer on September 04, 2008, 01:02:05 PM
Its undisciplined in two ways:

1) It was a tonedeaf attack on small town America given Obama's previous "clinging" comments
2) It opened the experience door (notice how it didin't mention she's now a governor)

All they had to do was say something about it being an historic pick for the GOP and congratulate her on the nomination. Instead, they tried to be cute.
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Post by: hyp on September 04, 2008, 01:02:09 PM
fox news
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Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 01:04:43 PM
fox news
:shh
spoiler (click to show/hide)
It's photoshopped. But I know you liberals want this to be true so bad.
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Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 01:07:36 PM
good ol' fox news, finding the truth in half-assed almost-anagrams
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 01:08:59 PM
Its undisciplined in two ways:

1) It was a tonedeaf attack on small town America given Obama's previous "clinging" comments
2) It opened the experience door (notice how it didin't mention she's now a governor)

All they had to do was say something about it being an historic pick for the GOP and congratulate her on the nomination. Instead, they tried to be cute.

why do you hold democrats to these standards of civility -- and let this not dissuade you: obama's response was very civil -- yet praise the opposite behavior from republicans?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mandark on September 04, 2008, 01:16:02 PM
Its undisciplined in two ways:

1) It was a tonedeaf attack on small town America given Obama's previous "clinging" comments
2) It opened the experience door (notice how it didin't mention she's now a governor)

All they had to do was say something about it being an historic pick for the GOP and congratulate her on the nomination. Instead, they tried to be cute.

Unfair subjects of discussion for Democrats vis Sarah Palin:

1) Her daughter's pregnancy.
2) Her own decision to take on this job after giving birth to a Down's Syndrome baby
3) Firing the local librarian for not banning books
4) The federal earmark money she got as mayor
5) Firing the public safety commissioner for not axing her brother-in-law
6) The federal earmark money she got as governor
7) Firing the Agriculture and Conservation Board for not preserving an unprofitable state-owned dairy farm
8) Her crazy ass preacher who thinks that God smites Jews for not recognizing Christ
9) Anything at all about what she has or hasn't done ever
10) Anything at all about where she stands on any issues.


Fair subjects of discussion for Democrats vis Palin:

1) How totally awesome she is
2) How this is like so historic
3) How her nomination proves that the Democratic party are the real sexists (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=oj+the+real+killer&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=)
4) How being near the Bering Straits gives her more foreign policy experience than George Kennan


I like this new rule where one campaign isn't allowed to do anything but compliment the other.  It'll make for an exciting, unpredictable new way of practicing electoral politics!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 01:18:19 PM
but but but but liberals always play so fair and nice and wring their hands and self-doubt and oh oh oh oh, why can't they keep doing it

remember when they admitted kerry wasn't that good a pick, but we all rallied around bush? good times, good times

now they're just not acting the way they're supposed to, must be obama's messiah complex, why can't they just be bullied like they used to wah wah tears

at least palin makes them mad and that's funny so i'll vote for her (mccain who) even if she's the snake-handling, lying, hypocritical meth queen of alaska
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 01:25:47 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/26541705#26541705 -- GIMME A PREVIEW LOL IM MATT
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mandark on September 04, 2008, 01:26:40 PM
I like the bit about it "opening the experience door" because we all know that before this McCain had never even considered talking about Obama's experience as a negative.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 01:27:22 PM
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm173/beardoisweardo/screenshot_01-1.jpg)
 :o

*Edit never mind, I didnt see the word "Court" All there by itself.  :lol



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I just cant wrap my MIND around people so fucking OK with evil policies

It's very clear that you dont understand it and call it evil to wrap your head around it. Why can't you guys have a simple political discussion without resorting to name calling. It's like you guys are running for Jr. High class offices.

In fact, if I didnt know better I would think this thread is 90% trolling.


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None of them really discussed issues that cut deep, it was all about her personality and barely scratching the surface of the issues.

So basically you met evilbore at the gym.



Shut up beardo.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 01:29:12 PM
Mandark, you left out

11. Her cute way of "advocating" for families with special needs children by cutting programs for them by 62%.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: tiesto on September 04, 2008, 01:46:22 PM
As someone who lives in the shadow of the largest city in the country, I'm asking this. Why is small town america so damn important? Don't most people live in cities and suburbs rather than small rural communities?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 01:49:38 PM
As someone who lives in the shadow of the largest city in the country, I'm asking this. Why is small town america so damn important? Don't most people live in cities and suburbs rather than small rural communities?

BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE MOM AND APPLE PIE AND SALUTE THE FLAG YOU FUCKIN' COMMIE

It's a belief that our best days and ways are represented by the fictional, horseshit 50's small town of Ozzie and Harriet, the Beaver and Andy fucking Griffith, and that everything went south during the sixties because of sex, drugs and rock n' roll.  Also, and this is rarely mentioned, desegregation.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mandark on September 04, 2008, 01:51:24 PM
Yeah.  Basically it's nostalgia for an era of simple Norman Rockwell values that never really existed in the first place.

I don't think the sentiment is strong enough to make everyone in the burbs suddenly rally to Palin's banner.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 04, 2008, 01:53:47 PM
LOLz...y'all are funny.  :lol
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 01:56:28 PM
http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2008/09/cognitive-dissonance.html
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mandark on September 04, 2008, 01:57:15 PM
Shouldn't you be playing the "I was drunk" card on your declaration of undying love for Palin, sd?

It's hard to imagine someone being sober and not embarrassed for having written that.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 04, 2008, 01:57:44 PM
MSNBC is saying McCain is doing "town hall"-like speech tonight. No podium. He'll walk around holding the microphone. They've changed the stage around - like a giant T. He's been rehearsing the speech for six weeks now.

Different to say the least...
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 01:58:27 PM
LOLz...y'all are funny.  :lol

What about Ben Stein.  Is Ben Stein funny?

[youtube=425,350]OevzQ9XGd7Q[/youtube]

"She should have Henry Kissinger baby sitting her."

And of course just yesterday you were disgusted with her actual record and "accomplishments".  But now that she's proven the remarkable feat is possible, that a Republican Governor can rile up a room full of Republicans, apparently your brain has been checked at the door.  Or maybe you're just thinking with that other head...
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Brehvolution on September 04, 2008, 02:04:04 PM
Sorry Mcain, I'll be watching football instead of you.

Oh wait, you planned it that way.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 04, 2008, 02:09:24 PM
Alright, this is turning into GAF.

Y'all have fun without me for a bit. 

Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mandark on September 04, 2008, 02:11:08 PM
People don't respect my goofball opinions waaaaaaaaaaah.

We're not just meant to treat Palin with kid gloves but you too?  Jeez.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of looking competent during hurricanes, COUNTRY FIRST, and RONSTO
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 02:12:51 PM
siamesedreamer, explain this!

The media is absolutely evicerating her. She's not "their type" of woman, so they're throwing everything they can at the wall to see what sticks. Its utterly ridiculous. Wait for the new National Enquirer story to hit.

That said, McCain walked right into this. He shouldn't have picked her with such a weak vetting.

Yo words!  Don't try wankering out on the facts now.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 02:14:04 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/04/jon-stewart-hits-karl-rov_n_123852.html -- haha great daily show
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 02:15:36 PM
MSNBC is saying McCain is doing "town hall"-like speech tonight. No podium. He'll walk around holding the microphone. They've changed the stage around - like a giant T. He's been rehearsing the speech for six weeks now.

Different to say the least...

Who cares? I think Obama is on Oreilly sooN!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 02:23:51 PM
LOLz...y'all are funny.  :lol

What about Ben Stein.  Is Ben Stein funny?

[youtube=425,350]OevzQ9XGd7Q[/youtube]

"She should have Henry Kissinger baby sitting her."

And of course just yesterday you were disgusted with her actual record and "accomplishments".  But now that she's proven the remarkable feat is possible, that a Republican Governor can rile up a room full of Republicans, apparently your brain has been checked at the door.  Or maybe you're just thinking with that other head...

At 41 Soledad is still so hot.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Fragamemnon on September 04, 2008, 02:30:16 PM
Ben Stein's reaction there echoes the kind of reaction I would expect to see from most paleoconservatives. The GOP, having fully purged its libertarian wing, has placed the small-government paleocons are next on the chopping block and Ben Stein sorta gets that.

People like like Huckabee, Palin, and Bush-big government conservatives with strong social conservative positions-are the near future of the GOP.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mandark on September 04, 2008, 02:50:42 PM
We overreached by attacking a small town GAF conservative and it backfired.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 03:07:28 PM
I just, I can't see how what happened with SD happened.  He went from being someone on the right that I could at least pay attention to to someone that fell apart and turned into an erection-popping, teenage Hannity.  It seemed like he was just parodying the wackos that share a party with him.

I really wish there were more reasonable conservatives here and on GAF.  Unfortunately, the better qualities of even intelligent republicans get thrown to the wayside when their backs are against wall in an election.  I'd like to think if/when we have a liberal equivalent of McCain/Palin (and Bush/Cheney) that I'd be able to see the mess for what it really is.

Well, they went from a week ago knowing their brand was about as popular as chinese dog food to thinking "hey maybe we got a shot at this with this fresh faced new politician" to "OMFG NO!  THE LIBRUL ELITE EASTERN MEDIA SCUMFUCKERS ARE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY OUR NEW TOY!  GRRR!"

Honestly tho, people responsible for the last 8 years aren't going to be rational anyhow.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Boogie on September 04, 2008, 03:08:17 PM
LOLz...y'all are funny.  :lol

2004:  siamesedreamer votes Bush for president

2005-2007: siamesedreamer angrily vents about how he shouldn't have voted Bush for president, that he's run the country into the ground, and repeatedly claims it was a mistake to do so.

2008: siamesedreamer, like the vacuous battered wife that he is, comes back for more.  "This time, things will be different"
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: y2kev on September 04, 2008, 03:09:11 PM
Ben Stein's reaction there echoes the kind of reaction I would expect to see from most paleoconservatives. The GOP, having fully purged its libertarian wing, has placed the small-government paleocons are next on the chopping block and Ben Stein sorta gets that.

People like like Huckabee, Palin, and Bush-big government conservatives with strong social conservative positions-are the near future of the GOP.

You think this is the near future? I think it's been the past and present! Big government/big spending with social conservative positions describes Reagan to a T even though people's beliefs about him don't.

The libertarian wing has been dead for at least 20 years.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 03:14:05 PM
Palin's speech went over pretty big in the mainstream.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 03:14:13 PM
I just, I can't see how what happened with SD happened.  He went from being someone on the right that I could at least pay attention to to someone that fell apart and turned into an erection-popping, teenage Hannity.  It seemed like he was just parodying the wackos that share a party with him.

I really wish there were more reasonable conservatives here and on GAF.  Unfortunately, the better qualities of even intelligent republicans get thrown to the wayside when their backs are against wall in an election.  I'd like to think if/when we have a liberal equivalent of McCain/Palin (and Bush/Cheney) that I'd be able to see the mess for what it really is.

Well, they went from a week ago knowing their brand was about as popular as chinese dog food to thinking "hey maybe we got a shot at this with this fresh faced new politician" to "OMFG NO!  THE LIBRUL ELITE EASTERN MEDIA SCUMFUCKERS ARE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY OUR NEW TOY!  GRRR!"

Honestly tho, people responsible for the last 8 years aren't going to be rational anyhow.


Hyuck Hyuck Hyuck

This coming from someone who only refers to Palin as Titty McMoosburger.

What do you think would happen if someone called Obama. Afro Hussain McDarkie??


Don't even try to tell anyone that you want to be fair. All you are interested in doing is lame ad hominems and calling people racist. Then when the right wing posters respond the same way, they are evil...

Just admit that you don't understand conservative philosophy and then proceed to talk about what Obama will do for America.


Palin's speech went over pretty big in the mainstream.

"b-b-b-but Tity mcmoosburger, small time america are all rednecks, New york time said so before they retracted it."

Praise our lord and savior Obama Christ.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 03:19:06 PM
I think she spoke over a lot of the political dirt dug up by the media in recent days.  She's really being championed by a lot of pundits too.  It wouldn't surprise me if the substantial information about her reign as Mayor and Governor fall on deaf ears.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Boogie on September 04, 2008, 03:22:28 PM


I really wish there were more reasonable conservatives here and on GAF.  Unfortunately, the better qualities of even intelligent republicans get thrown to the wayside when their backs are against wall in an election.  I'd like to think if/when we have a liberal equivalent of McCain/Palin (and Bush/Cheney) that I'd be able to see the mess for what it really is.

I used to be a conservative.  I'm not sure I still am.  (or rather, I'm not sure I'm comfortable labelling myself anymore)

Voted conservative in the last two Canadian elections, anyway.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 04, 2008, 03:23:12 PM
Palin's speech went over pretty big in the mainstream.
Of course it did. It easy to sell fear, hate, lies and victimization.  Much harder to sell policy. So why even try.

Also look, it's Beardo and Wilco, perhaps we'll get that apology now.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 03:24:27 PM
I just, I can't see how what happened with SD happened.  He went from being someone on the right that I could at least pay attention to to someone that fell apart and turned into an erection-popping, teenage Hannity.  It seemed like he was just parodying the wackos that share a party with him.

I really wish there were more reasonable conservatives here and on GAF.  Unfortunately, the better qualities of even intelligent republicans get thrown to the wayside when their backs are against wall in an election.  I'd like to think if/when we have a liberal equivalent of McCain/Palin (and Bush/Cheney) that I'd be able to see the mess for what it really is.

Well, they went from a week ago knowing their brand was about as popular as chinese dog food to thinking "hey maybe we got a shot at this with this fresh faced new politician" to "OMFG NO!  THE LIBRUL ELITE EASTERN MEDIA SCUMFUCKERS ARE TRYING TO TAKE AWAY OUR NEW TOY!  GRRR!"

Honestly tho, people responsible for the last 8 years aren't going to be rational anyhow.


Hyuck Hyuck Hyuck

This coming from someone who only refers to Palin as Titty McMoosburger.

What do you think would happen if someone called Obama. Afro Hussain McDarkie??


Don't even try to tell anyone that you want to be fair. All you are interested in doing is lame ad hominems and calling people racist. Then when the right wing posters respond the same way, they are evil...

Just admit that you don't understand conservative philosophy and then proceed to talk about what Obama will do for America.


Palin's speech went over pretty big in the mainstream.

"b-b-b-but Tity mcmoosburger, small time america are all rednecks, New york time said so before they retracted it."

Praise our lord and savior Obama Christ.


Fucking please.  Supposedly conservative republicans don't understand conservative philosophy, or please try and explain how Mayor McMooseburger's party crafted image as a "reformer" and fiscal conservative doesn't jive with her record as a mayor that hired a lobbyist to get pork funneled to her small town and left office with a debt for her constituency that averaged $3000.  Or how she walked into a surplus as Governor and has magically turned it into a deficit, kind of like another salt of the earth Republican Governor I can think of...

Don't try and paint ME as the unrealistic one.  Sure, I hate Republicans.  I fundamentally disagree with their stances on almost ALL issues.  But I understand them, which is more than I can say for most Republicans.  So put that in your pipe and smoke it, asshole.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 03:27:18 PM
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But I understand them

oh? You have a conservative friend?  ;)
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 03:27:58 PM
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But I understand them

oh? You have a conservative friend?  ;)

Way to respond, dipshit.  Pony up or fuck off.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 03:30:54 PM
Quote from: ronito link=topic=24472.msg630504#msg630504
Also look, it's Beardo and Wilco, perhaps we'll get that apology now.

Apology for what?  I'm totally confused.

All I said is that despite Triumph lampooning the whole ordeal, the speech did go over pretty big.  Not just with the convention, but with the press.  I'm looking at CNN's Report Card on the speech and it's all A's and one B (Damn you, Begalis!).  Chuck Todd called her the conservatives' Obama.  Even Matthews had good words.  Fox News was already using her to proselytize for days.

I thought considering all the dirt dug up on her, including the stuff of real substance (like her wacky sermons, federal earmarks, facist leanings, abuse of political power, etc.), that McCain was in for a long, embarassing ride.

But she came out in one night and managed to shout over all of that, and really strike a chord, for better or worse.

The last part depends on your party affiliation.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on September 04, 2008, 03:32:57 PM
Someone drank David Jaffe under the table and he's calling Palin a VPILF
[youtube=425,350]C0A_kb_XgDg[/youtube]
(starts about 3:40 in)
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 03:35:23 PM
Quote from: ronito link=topic=24472.msg630504#msg630504
Also look, it's Beardo and Wilco, perhaps we'll get that apology now.

Apology for what?  I'm totally confused.

All I said is that despite Triumph lampooning the whole ordeal, the speech did go over pretty big.  Not just with the convention, but with the press.  I'm looking at CNN's Report Card on the speech and it's all A's and one B (Damn you, Begalis!).  Chuck Todd called her the conservatives' Obama.  Even Matthews had good words.  Fox News was already using her to proselytize for days.

I thought considering all the dirt dug up on her, including the stuff of real substance (like her wacky sermons, federal earmarks, facist leanings, abuse of political power, etc.), that McCain was in for a long, embarassing ride.

But she came out in one night and managed to shout over all of that, and really strike a chord, for better or worse.

The last part depends on your party affiliation.

Wilco, I dont think you understand. Titty McMooseburger, Titty McMooseburger

Clearly a well thought out response that you completely missed.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 03:37:59 PM
Jesus Christ you vapid mouthbreather, it's fucking Boobies McMooseburger.  It's even right there under my fucking username.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 04, 2008, 03:40:12 PM
Quote from: ronito link=topic=24472.msg630504#msg630504
Also look, it's Beardo and Wilco, perhaps we'll get that apology now.

Apology for what?  I'm totally confused.
Sorry I got confused I thought Beardo needed to apologize (over the AIP thing) to you it was Zero Hero.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Crushed on September 04, 2008, 03:40:21 PM
"I choose to believe that your words do not exist, but that your position is entirely a comical title underneath your username."
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 03:40:58 PM
We've still yet to see her bosom, so whether or not they're good enough for my vote is up in the air!

Do you think Joe Biden is shitting himself thinking about the debates?  Have you ever tried to argue with a middle-aged soccer mom?  Nobody ever wins.  I half expect Joe to say something and she'll storm off the podium and drive away to Alaska.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 03:41:46 PM
We've still yet to see her bosom, so whether or not they're good enough for my vote is up in the air!

Do you think Joe Biden is shitting himself thinking about the debates?  Have you ever tried to argue with a middle-aged soccer mom?  Nobody ever wins.  I half expect Joe to say something and she'll storm off the podium and drive away to Alaska.
:lol :lol

Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 03:43:54 PM
Jesus Christ you vapid mouthbreather, it's fucking Boobies McMooseburger.  It's even right there under my fucking username.

A thousand apologies my good sir.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 04, 2008, 03:46:33 PM
What is the word about all this from Obama/Biden?  For several days in the media and the internet, it is all about Palin.  The way they talk about her, you'd think Obama, Biden, and McCain no longer exist.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 03:48:03 PM
They think she's "formidable" but nothing in her speech was anything of substance.  The Democratic talking point is that she never spoke about middle class families or health care or things that are important - she just slung mud.

Republicans are going, "FUK YEAH! TAKE THAT OBAMA YOU SELF RIGHETOUS A-HOLE!"
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 04, 2008, 03:48:59 PM
Obama is on MSNBC right now. But, since I'm at work, I don't know what he is saying.

edit:

Republicans on the attack and ignoring the issues of health care, education, poverty etc.

Palin will be treated like any other political opponent woman or not. On the issue of sexism, Obama said that if she entered the race as VP of John McCain, she should be expected to be treated like any other guy.

on Obama bashing , "I've heard worse on the basketball court"

Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 03:49:39 PM
Also, why are the Republicans chastizing Obama for wanting to create a "big government".  Back the truck up - is the Bush model a "small government"?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 04, 2008, 03:53:03 PM
In the end, I think it is going to be difficult for most of us to understand why so many people will vote McCain.  Although I know that soccer moms will vote for Palin.  If The View and the Today Show give her the thumbs up, which I think they have, McCain secured several million votes right then and there.  Soccer moms know their own.

I said at the beginning that this was a good choice by McCain to get elected and unfortunately, I have not been proven wrong.  The funny thing is that Obama is called the celebrity politician, but Palin will be plastered all over tabloids and those crappy magazines in front of checkout aisles.

They think she's "formidable" but nothing in her speech was anything of substance.  The Democratic talking point is that she never spoke about middle class families or health care or things that are important - she just slung mud.

Republicans are going, "FUK YEAH! TAKE THAT OBAMA YOU SELF RIGHETOUS A-HOLE!"

Thanks.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mandark on September 04, 2008, 03:53:38 PM
From Obsidian Wings (http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/obsidian_wings/2008/09/the-next-rounds.html), posted before Palin's speech:

Quote from: publius
Plus, the expectations are so low tonight that she’ll almost certainly meet them. Following her speech, the press will probably offer gushing praise — in part because of low expectations, in part as penance for its (appropriately) critical coverage.

I think he pretty much nailed it.  The press always feels a need to balance coverage of major party candidates and Palin was taking such a beating that she was able to surprise people by being a competent public speaker with a teleprompter.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 03:57:51 PM
I think he pretty much nailed it.  The press always feels a need to balance coverage of major party candidates and Palin was taking such a beating that she was able to surprise people by being a competent public speaker with a teleprompter.

She pulled an Obama.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 03:58:28 PM
Beardo just pulled a Palin on Mandark.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 04:01:20 PM
Is nobody bothered by the fact that the Republicans have rallied around the vice president nominee to go toe-to-toe against Obama in terms of mainstream appeal and oratory skills?

The way the media is talking today, you almost get the idea that Palin is running for President, not McCain.  I guess Republicans really weren't happy with him.  They love Palin.

Are we voting Palin for President or John McCain?  I can't tell.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mandark on September 04, 2008, 04:01:52 PM
This seems to be the current meme supporting Palin.

She's just like Obama which proves she's way better than him.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 04:04:10 PM
I found it comical last night right after her speech some flapping heads were saying her speech was "every bit as good as Obama's in 2004".

Really?  Go watch that speech again, dummies.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 04:04:50 PM
Orrin Hatch was just on MSNBC responding to today's Obama's comments of (and I'm paraphrasing) "Can anyone name four McCain policies that will help your wallet?"  He said that this is deflecting the attention away from McCain's superior energy policies - like solar and geothermal.

What the fuck, is this the same John McCain we're talking about?  And how is an environmentally friendly energy policy superior to Obama - who was talking about such a policy months before McCain ever thought of it.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 04:08:30 PM
I found it comical last night right after her speech some flapping heads were saying her speech was "every bit as good as Obama's in 2004".

Really?  Go watch that speech again, dummies.

Are you going to be able to handle it if McCain/Palin wins?  Seriously, I'm asking as someone seriously worried about your mental health.

I'm not asking as someone wishing for it (quite the contrary), but you seem so invested in this election and I've got to say, if the Republicans keep up this momentum - they could win.  I think I could survive four more years, because McCain will no doubt die, letting Palin rise to power as our new eternal Dear Leader as we begin an imperialistic, faith-based march towards Armageddon.  And we will all be dead by then (from The Great Purge) -  Yay!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 04, 2008, 04:12:00 PM
I don't think I could handle McCain/Palin winning. I'm not as vocal on EB about politics as I am in real life, but I will go absolutely crazy if we lose.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 04:13:26 PM
I think I might seriously look at going abroad or something (not permanently leaving the country, but traveling and taking a job outside the country).  I don't know if I could watch this country deteriorate much more.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 04:14:52 PM
I don't blame you.

EVERYONE PLANNING MASS EXODUS AS PLAN B, EH?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 04:16:19 PM
Were the last 4 years really that bad?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 04:16:41 PM
I found it comical last night right after her speech some flapping heads were saying her speech was "every bit as good as Obama's in 2004".

Really?  Go watch that speech again, dummies.

Are you going to be able to handle it if McCain/Palin wins?  Seriously, I'm asking as someone seriously worried about your mental health.

I'm not asking as someone wishing for it (quite the contrary), but you seem so invested in this election and I've got to say, if the Republicans keep up this momentum - they could win.  I think I could survive four more years, because McCain will no doubt die, letting Palin rise to power as our new eternal Dear Leader as we begin an imperialistic, faith-based march towards Armageddon.  And we will all be dead by then (from The Great Purge) -  Yay!

I view this election as America's Political Ragnarok.  You have to pick a side, For These Are The End Times.  There's no sitting on the sidelines for this one.  Everyone has to fight, regardless of side.

As to the outcome, imo it's not anywhere as close as you want to think.  But if, for whatever reason, McCain does win, I am done with Americans.  How fucking dumb can you get?  I will learn French and go to a trade school for whatever is in demand in Canadia, where I will gladly eat poutine and pretend to like hockey.  Because voting for these idiots after the past 8 years is really fucking inexcusable.  They're intellectually bankrupt.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 04:16:55 PM
Were the last 4 years really that bad?

I interviewed a person with a Master's degree for a job that pays $9/hr yesterday.  So YES.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Bocsius on September 04, 2008, 04:17:20 PM
Meh... I agree with certain things from both sides, and I am generally of the opinion that not much would get done regardless of who wins, so either way.

Such is life for a socially conservative, fiscally moderate dude who isn't going to vote anyway so who the frap cares. Electoral college, yo. My vote doesn't count. And even if it did, it doesn't count that much.

That said, Obama is certainly the more likable candidate and the one that at least manages to deliver an uplifting message. I think four years of democratic rule might be good to get certain things in motion, and then play it by ear. It could be time to bring the republicans back at that point. Like I said, I agree with things from both sides, and disagree with things from both sides. Can't have either one in power for too long.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 04:17:38 PM
I interviewed a person with a Master's degree for a job that pays $9/hr yesterday.  So YES.
Dayum, what's his degree in.?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 04:17:48 PM
Yeah, the idea of someone like Palin in a position to become VP for the oldest president ever....Shes fucking nutso. I've seen what 8 years of bush has done, I cant imagine 4-8 more.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Boogie on September 04, 2008, 04:18:40 PM
I interviewed a person with a Master's degree for a job that pays $9/hr yesterday.  So YES.
Dayum, what's his degree in.?

Philosophy? :P
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Kestastrophe on September 04, 2008, 04:19:20 PM
I don't think that it would be the end of the world if McCain were to be elected, but I think it would be the end of many 401k's. There is no way the U.S. can sustain the war.

You are right though FA, it would sting alot considering how good of a candidate Obama is and how shitty Kerry was. I personally think that alot of people know that something isn't right and the Obama catalyst rings true for alot of people, regardless of political affiliation.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 04:19:31 PM
I interviewed a person with a Master's degree for a job that pays $9/hr yesterday.  So YES.
Dayum, what's his degree in.?

Philosophy? :P

Ahahaha
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Crushed on September 04, 2008, 04:20:35 PM
Tommorow should have unemployment at a five year low, and the stock market is convulsing badly.

But is it really that bad? You just might not get it.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 04:20:51 PM
If McCain and Palin win I will stay, but become a bit more involved with the issues I care about at the state level through resource donation and whatnot only (I AM lazy after all). Washington State is almost its own little place most of the time anyway.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 04:21:09 PM
I believe it was accounting, Beardo.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 04:22:23 PM
I believe it was accounting, Beardo.

It's probably something else. Accountants right out of college are some of the most sought after well paid graduates at the moment.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Kestastrophe on September 04, 2008, 04:23:19 PM
In my first class at Western we had to do introductions. I was surprised to see 4-5 other guys that are enrolled in a graduate program because they could not find jobs after graduating.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 04:23:26 PM
No, it had to do with numbers.  He was working as an accountant for a local company and was laid off several months ago, and having trouble finding work.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 04:23:32 PM
I don't think that it would be the end of the world if McCain were to be elected, but I think it would be the end of many 401k's. There is no way the U.S. can sustain the war.

You are right though FA, it would sting alot considering how good of a candidate Obama is and how shitty Kerry was. I personally think that alot of people know that something isn't right and the Obama catalyst rings true for alot of people, regardless of political affiliation.

Ive never understood the Republicans Lower Taxes but Lots of War. War costs money. We cant just not ask for money from the people for a war without some sector of our infrastructre falling apart.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 04:23:56 PM
Were the last 4 years really that bad?

Well, other than

A) Finding out we were lied to in order to start a war
B) Having the economy go into the shitter ($4 gas, housing crisis, banks failing lolz)
C) Not addressing the global climate crisis (which is real, despite what you might think)
D) Watching the govt. sit on it's hands as a major American city drowned
E) Doing fuck all towards developing a policy on alternative energy sources so we don't fund those turrirsts we're fighting
F) Having the Justice dept. be politicized ("what makes you excited to serve George W. Bush")
G) Torturing people
H) Denying the people we torture the right of Habeas Corpus
I) Having lobbyists and members of Congress go to jail for corruption

it's been just peachy fucking keen.  I'm sure I missed a couple, you guys feel free to add to the list.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Kestastrophe on September 04, 2008, 04:24:43 PM
I believe it was accounting, Beardo.

It's probably something else. Accountants right out of college are some of the most sought after well paid graduates at the moment.

Master of Science in Accounting
BBA-doublemajored in Accounting and Finance with a minor in Math
Unemployed: 1.5 years
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Kestastrophe on September 04, 2008, 04:26:42 PM
Ive never understood the Republicans Lower Taxes but Lots of War. War costs money. We cant just not ask for money from the people for a war without some sector of our infrastructre falling apart.
There comes a point where those risk free treasury bills, which are financing the war right now, become pretty risky.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 04:28:42 PM
Were the last 4 years really that bad?

Well, other than

A) Finding out we were lied to in order to start a war
B) Having the economy go into the shitter ($4 gas, housing crisis, banks failing lolz)
C) Not addressing the global climate crisis (which is real, despite what you might think)
D) Watching the govt. sit on it's hands as a major American city drowned
E) Doing fuck all towards developing a policy on alternative energy sources so we don't fund those turrirsts we're fighting
F) Having the Justice dept. be politicized ("what makes you excited to serve George W. Bush")
G) Torturing people
H) Denying the people we torture the right of Habeas Corpus
I) Having lobbyists and members of Congress go to jail for corruption

it's been just peachy fucking keen.  I'm sure I missed a couple, you guys feel free to add to the list.

Yeah I think the war built on lies and the torture was what did it for me. I mean WTF, I kinda of expect problems in all those other areas, but jesus. Torture? Really?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 04:28:54 PM
Here's my big grievances with the Republican talking points:

1. The Big Government lie.  Where is this conservative, limited government they're talking about?  Why would Obama conflict with their utopian society of small government?  The Bush Administration saw government expand!  It's huge!

2. Energy policies.  What energy policy do they really endorse?  Clean energy or drilling?  Drilling has no immediate impact.  Does repeating that it DOES have immediate impact over and over simply make it so.  It's a flat out lie.  Why are people buying that?  And what is the blueprint for clean energy?  Is there one?  Hydrogen fuel cells are decades away from functional use, why are not subsidizing electric cars, wind power, solar power, etc.?

3. Taxes. Obama will raise your taxes!  If you're rich!  I never get this.  People have it in their head, that Republicans lower taxes and Democrats raise taxes.  If anything Democrats raise taxes for people who make more and Republicans lower taxes for people who make more.  The people who make less never get shit.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 04:29:47 PM
I believe it was accounting, Beardo.

It's probably something else. Accountants right out of college are some of the most sought after well paid graduates at the moment.

Master of Science in Accounting
BBA-doublemajored in Accounting and Finance with a minor in Math
Unemployed: 1.5 years

1.5 years of being unemployed? And somehow it's the presidents fault? I see 15 accountant jobs listed in my city's newspaper website just for today alone.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 04, 2008, 04:31:01 PM
I think I might seriously look at going abroad or something (not permanently leaving the country, but traveling and taking a job outside the country).  I don't know if I could watch this country deteriorate much more.

I hate this attitude. Let's just run away!

I love this country, I'm going to stay here and stand up for what I believe in.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 04:31:21 PM
Here's my big grievances with the Republican talking points:

1. The Big Government lie.  Where is this conservative, limited government they're talking about?  Why would Obama conflict with their utopian society of small government?  The Bush Administration saw government expand!  It's huge!

2. Energy policies.  What energy policy do they really endorse?  Clean energy or drilling?  Drilling has no immediate impact.  Does repeating that it DOES have immediate impact over and over simply make it so.  It's a flat out lie.  Why are people buying that?  And what is the blueprint for clean energy?  Is there one?  Hydrogen fuel cells are decades away from functional use, why are not subsidizing electric cars, wind power, solar power, etc.?

3. Taxes. Obama will raise your taxes!  If you're rich!  I never get this.  People have it in their head, that Republicans lower taxes and Democrats raise taxes.  If anything Democrats raise taxes for people who make more and Republicans lower taxes for people who make more.  The people who make less never get shit.

WHY DO YOU HATE FREEDOM?  WHY DO YOU JUST NOT GET IT?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 04:31:45 PM
RNC scoffing at citizen involvement in galvanizing the process really was like, wtf.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 04:32:26 PM
Unless the city you live in is Wasilla, Alaska, I am pretty sure there are probably more than fifteen qualified candidates, as well!

The economy is rough, dude.  I've been interviewing people with degrees for entry level management for months.  I have in my employ, two people with full-time jobs.  One of them with a degree.

I'm not sure what world you're living in, dude, but it's not the REAL WORLD.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 04:34:16 PM
I hate this attitude. Let's just run away!

I love this country, I'm going to stay here and stand up for what I believe in.

To what end?  If McCain/Palin wins, and that's not totally unlikely, then this country will just continue into an economic and social downward spiral.  Why live in a cesspool if you can have a better quality of life elsewhere?  I was born in America, but that doesn't mean I need to stay here if it goes all Grapes of Wrath.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 04, 2008, 04:34:16 PM
RNC scoffing at citizen involvement in galvanizing the process really was like, wtf.

The DNC needs to run with this and nail them to wall.

Quote
So here is what Giuliani and Palin didn't know: Obama was working for
a group of churches that were concerned about their parishioners, many
of whom had been laid off when the steel mills closed on the south
side of Chicago. They hired Obama to help those stunned people recover
and get the services they needed--job training, help with housing and
so forth--from the local government. It was, dare I say it, the Lord's
work--the sort of mission Jesus preached (as opposed to the war in
Iraq, which Palin described as a "task from God.")

This is what Palin and Giuliani were mocking. They were making fun of
a young man's decision "to serve a cause greater than himself," in the
words of John McCain. They were, therefore, mocking one of their
candidate's favorite messages. Obama served the poor for three years,
then went to law school. To describe this service--the first thing he
did out of college, the sort of service every college-educated
American should perform, in some form or other--as anything other than
noble is cheap and tawdry and cynical in the extreme.

Perhaps La Pasionaria of the Northern Slope didn't know this when she
read the words they gave her. But Giuliani--a profoundly lapsed
Catholic, who must have met more than a few religious folk toiling in
the inner cities--should have known. ("I don't even know what that
is," he sneered.") What a shameful performance.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 04:34:50 PM
Unless the city you live in is Wasilla, Alaska, I am pretty sure there are probably more than fifteen qualified candidates, as well!

The economy is rough, dude.  I've been interviewing people with degrees for entry level management for months.  I have in my employ, two people with full-time jobs.  One of them with a degree.

I'm not sure what world you're living in, dude, but it's not the REAL WORLD.

I said  Per day.

Surely after a year and a half you have to stop blaming something else.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 04:35:04 PM
RNC scoffing at citizen involvement in galvanizing the process really was like, wtf.

I think maybe they just don't know what community organizers are.  Perhaps someone should tell them that the ranks of historic community organizers include:

Susan B. Anthony
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Cesar Chavez
Dorothy Day
Gandhi

and this fellow Jesus of Nazareth, who advocated for the poor, sick and socially excluded.  YOU FUCKING IDIOT SIMPLETONS.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: GilloD on September 04, 2008, 04:36:40 PM
RNC scoffing at citizen involvement in galvanizing the process really was like, wtf.

I think maybe they just don't know what community organizers are.  Perhaps someone should tell them that the ranks of historic community organizers include:

Susan B. Anthony
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Cesar Chavez
Dorothy Day
Gandhi

and this fellow Jesus of Nazareth, who advocated for the poor, sick and socially excluded.  YOU FUCKING IDIOT SIMPLETONS.

This was easily the most gut wrenching part of that shit fest. I hope they get NAILED for it.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 04, 2008, 04:37:18 PM
The Republicans slammed every single church group in this country.

WAY TO GO.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 04:38:00 PM
I think I might seriously look at going abroad or something (not permanently leaving the country, but traveling and taking a job outside the country).  I don't know if I could watch this country deteriorate much more.

I hate this attitude. Let's just run away!

I love this country, I'm going to stay here and stand up for what I believe in.

I'm sorry, but if a majority of the people that bother to show up continue to get it wrong I don't see why I should stick around.  It's fucking shameful that we're the last 1st world nation without a universal health care plan, that we act like Jack Palance from Shane towards the rest of the nations of the world, and that we continue to allow these vengeful fucking yahoos to play on our fears of "the other" to the point where we vote for FUCKING distinguished mentally-challenged fellows AND REPROBATES.  Enough is enough.  Get it right this time or I'm no longer friends with you, America.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 04:38:46 PM
I said  Per day.

Surely after a year and a half you have to stop blaming something else.

Not really.  You're pretty oblivious to the plight of the unemployed in this country.  Do you think a degree makes you bulletproof to hard times?  This is Flame-level of ignorance.

What's next, the whole, "In America, if you work hard and use elbow grease, you can accomplish anything!"

You don't take into account people's responsibilities whatsoever.

Also, cities can have millions of people, thousands of whom have degrees.  This is ridiculous.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: tiesto on September 04, 2008, 04:39:04 PM
LOLz...y'all are funny.  :lol

What about Ben Stein.  Is Ben Stein funny?

[youtube=425,350]OevzQ9XGd7Q[/youtube]

"She should have Henry Kissinger baby sitting her."

And of course just yesterday you were disgusted with her actual record and "accomplishments".  But now that she's proven the remarkable feat is possible, that a Republican Governor can rile up a room full of Republicans, apparently your brain has been checked at the door.  Or maybe you're just thinking with that other head...

At 41 Soledad is still so hot.

That's because people from Smithtown are so damn sexy :-*
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 04, 2008, 04:39:51 PM
"Please remember, Jesus was a Community Organizer and Pontius Pilate was a Governor."
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 04:40:18 PM
I said  Per day.

Surely after a year and a half you have to stop blaming something else.

Not really.  You're pretty oblivious to the plight of the unemployed in this country.  Do you think a degree makes you bulletproof to hard times?  This is Flame-level of ignorance.

What's next, the whole, "In America, if you work hard and use elbow grease, you can accomplish anything!"

You don't take into account people's responsibilities whatsoever.

Also, cities can have millions of people, thousands of whom have degrees.  This is ridiculous.

What's more is that once you no longer qualify for unemployment benefits, you no longer count towards the statistic.  You're no less unemployed, of course.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Kestastrophe on September 04, 2008, 04:40:28 PM
1.5 years of being unemployed? And somehow it's the presidents fault? I see 15 accountant jobs listed in my city's newspaper website just for today alone.
There aren't even 15 jobs listed between Kalamazoo and Grand Rapids in one week combined, so I would love to know this place where you live that apparently has abundant jobs.

Anyways, I've had 30+ interviews and been repeatedly passed over (including data entry and other hourly jobs). I've even had one partner of a CPA firm tell me that there were several other more experienced persons who interviewed for the same position I had.

I don't blame the president for everything, as I have more than a rudimentary understanding of business cycles, expansions, troughs, etc. However, it is hard to escape the fact of the perpetually increasing war cost and overall fiscal irresponsibility.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 04:40:37 PM
I thought she was hot way back when, and I didnt know she moved to CNN and is still hotting it up.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 04:41:25 PM
If I had a family and firm roots, I'd understand being hesitant to move to another country.  But my family is made up of mostly immigrants, maybe just two or three generations removed from the Old Country.  I have no family.  I'm young and in my twenties.  If I can pack up and head somewhere else, where I might have a better quality of life, why not?  That doesn't seem so ridiculous.

This country abandoned patriotism a long time ago.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 04:42:12 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/04/john-mccain-cancels-habit_n_123947.html -- hahah
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 04:43:38 PM
RNC scoffing at citizen involvement in galvanizing the process really was like, wtf.

I think maybe they just don't know what community organizers are.  Perhaps someone should tell them that the ranks of historic community organizers include:

Susan B. Anthony
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Cesar Chavez
Dorothy Day
Gandhi

and this fellow Jesus of Nazareth, who advocated for the poor, sick and socially excluded.  YOU FUCKING IDIOT SIMPLETONS.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/sally-kohn/defending-community-organ_b_123914.html
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Bocsius on September 04, 2008, 04:47:05 PM
One card that will never play with me is the rest of the world's opinion. They can like us, hate us, be generally dismissive or purely apathetic one way or the other. Don't care. Now, I'd like it if we weren't all up in their business (and if this global economy didn't dictate that we be all up in their business), but I'd also really appreciate it if, despite their level of hatred towards us, we weren't the first people they called upon as soon as they got themselves into some trouble.

Go ahead, bomb yourselves into oblivion, jackholes. We'll still be by to pick up our share of the oil.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 04:51:00 PM
Get this:  GA Rep Lynn Westmoreland calls Barack and Michelle Obama "uppity". (http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/westmoreland-calls-obama-uppity-2008-09-04.html) 

Stay classy!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 04:52:54 PM
Get this:  GA Rep Lynn Westmoreland calls Barack and Michelle Obama "uppity". (http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/westmoreland-calls-obama-uppity-2008-09-04.html) 

Stay classy!


Don't you mean GA Rep Boobies MctitBurger?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 04:53:58 PM
One card that will never play with me is the rest of the world's opinion. They can like us, hate us, be generally dismissive or purely apathetic one way or the other. Don't care. Now, I'd like it if we weren't all up in their business (and if this global economy didn't dictate that we be all up in their business), but I'd also really appreciate it if, despite their level of hatred towards us, we weren't the first people they called upon as soon as they got themselves into some trouble.

Go ahead, bomb yourselves into oblivion, jackholes. We'll still be by to pick up our share of the oil.

our share?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 04:54:31 PM
Get this:  GA Rep Lynn Westmoreland calls Barack and Michelle Obama "uppity". (http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/westmoreland-calls-obama-uppity-2008-09-04.html) 

Stay classy!


Don't you mean GA Rep Boobies MctitBurger?

Since Rep. Westmoreland is a MAN, I guess I should have said "GA Rep Racist Piece of Shit Westmoreland".
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: GilloD on September 04, 2008, 04:54:42 PM
One card that will never play with me is the rest of the world's opinion. They can like us, hate us, be generally dismissive or purely apathetic one way or the other. Don't care. Now, I'd like it if we weren't all up in their business (and if this global economy didn't dictate that we be all up in their business), but I'd also really appreciate it if, despite their level of hatred towards us, we weren't the first people they called upon as soon as they got themselves into some trouble.

Go ahead, bomb yourselves into oblivion, jackholes. We'll still be by to pick up our share of the oil.


This seems to be the J McCain school of thought. Bocsius, you live in a global world. You depend on other nations not only for fuel, but cheap food, cheap labor and cheap manufacturing. America is not the powerhouse it was and if the rest of the nations wanna flip a switch and play embargo, we're cooked. Playing nice on the global playground is ESSENTIAL for the future.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 05:01:00 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/26548013#26548013 -- BOBOBOBO SHE WUZ SARCASTIC! STOP WITH UR LOGIC!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Bocsius on September 04, 2008, 05:02:06 PM
This seems to be the J McCain school of thought. Bocsius, you live in a global world. You depend on other nations not only for fuel, but cheap food, cheap labor and cheap manufacturing. America is not the powerhouse it was and if the rest of the nations wanna flip a switch and play embargo, we're cooked. Playing nice on the global playground is ESSENTIAL for the future.

Let's not go crazy. Embargo? Over what, exactly? Not caring what they think? I think this whole "oh no, dirty euros hate us, whatever will we do" mentality has gone a bit too far, myself.

And I wouldn't call it a McCain view at all. I say the rest of the world is on their own. We'll trade and that's about it. Got some violence going on in your region? Good luck with that. We'll trade with your neighbors in the interim.

Alas, I realize that's not a feasible solution. Stupid global economy and all.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 05:09:53 PM
I dont think we can just break away, the global expectation is the result of wars like the one in Iraq. We started something, and we need to finish it. To just break away at this point is irresponsible and does a crappy job representing what America stands for. I mean we could break away, leave loose ends, turn extremely nationalistic, but then we'd be China. No thanks.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 05:11:42 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/26548013#26548013 -- BOBOBOBO SHE WUZ SARCASTIC! STOP WITH UR LOGIC!

I'm going to be so depressed if he loses this election :(

Ditto. Listening to his speeches actually makes me want to believe America can stand for something again without giving up our civil liberities and prosperity. That maybe accountability and responsibility will mean something again. Then again a lot of people dont like that kind of talk so :(
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Bocsius on September 04, 2008, 05:16:01 PM
I never said it was feasible. But it would be nice, that's all.

We have a responsibility to leave Iraq in a somewhat decent state, I agree. That's been my argument against certain anti-war rhetoric for years, actually. "Regardless of what you think of the reason why we went in, the fact is we did and therefore we have to blah blah blah."

Anyway, I'm hopping down off the "screw the world" soapbox. Not that big of a deal and it's out of my system (for now).
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: GilloD on September 04, 2008, 05:29:27 PM
This seems to be the J McCain school of thought. Bocsius, you live in a global world. You depend on other nations not only for fuel, but cheap food, cheap labor and cheap manufacturing. America is not the powerhouse it was and if the rest of the nations wanna flip a switch and play embargo, we're cooked. Playing nice on the global playground is ESSENTIAL for the future.

Let's not go crazy. Embargo? Over what, exactly? Not caring what they think? I think this whole "oh no, dirty euros hate us, whatever will we do" mentality has gone a bit too far, myself.

And I wouldn't call it a McCain view at all. I say the rest of the world is on their own. We'll trade and that's about it. Got some violence going on in your region? Good luck with that. We'll trade with your neighbors in the interim.

Alas, I realize that's not a feasible solution. Stupid global economy and all.

What fucking planet do you live on where you can go "FUCK THE REST OF THE WORLD. USA USA USA"? That doesn't strike you as retrogressive?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Kestastrophe on September 04, 2008, 05:29:33 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/26548013#26548013
I don't think those questions could be answered more gracefully. Obama just pounds away at the fact that he has laid his plan on the table and the McCain camp skirts the issue. It's kind of the reverse situation from 04
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Positive Touch on September 04, 2008, 06:24:08 PM
abramoff is sentenced and gets just FOUR FUCKIN YEARS:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/04/AR2008090402321.html?hpid=topnews
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Eric P on September 04, 2008, 06:28:23 PM
man they were right about the angry left, it seems!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 06:30:03 PM
man they were right about the angry left, it seems!

If Frag and I were in charge of how to punish Republicans, there would be none left.  When you're trying to kill the opposition, you don't practice chivalry and help them up after you knock them down.  You toss them in the river and use your foot to hold their head underwater until they're dead.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Eric P on September 04, 2008, 06:31:00 PM
abramoff is sentenced and gets just FOUR FUCKIN YEARS:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/04/AR2008090402321.html?hpid=topnews

to be absolutely frank i am surprised he got any jail time.

sorry, job hunting
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 04, 2008, 06:32:06 PM
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5g10yMHTRWB1ghQ8OLKEKxdHvWiQQ
Palin was not cutting through with women 2 days ago so I don't see why it should be any different now. What we have is women who naturally lean conservative vocally touting her as the greatest thing ever and probably women that aren't paying mind to her political stances thinking, 'Geez it's great that we have a mom in the White House!'.  

In the end I think McCain would be a little less better as president than Obama, maybe economically he'll do worse but smh for the reasons people voted him in for.  
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Fragamemnon on September 04, 2008, 06:37:15 PM
man they were right about the angry left, it seems!

If Frag and I were in charge of how to punish Republicans, there would be none left.  When you're trying to kill the opposition, you don't practice chivalry and help them up after you knock them down.  You toss them in the river and use your foot to hold their head underwater until they're dead.

purges we can believe in *high five*

I think we can keep ToxicAdam around though. He doesn't vote anyway!

This election is part of a long, arduous process to turn the GOP into a party that is nearly irrelevant in national politics. They will have regional power in the south and parts of the plains and rockies, but if they want to run with the Democratic majority for President, they'll have to seriously rethink a lot of thier platform. Good luck for them trying to get that done when your party is run by fundie crackpots who intentionally block themselves off to reason.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 06:50:31 PM
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Obama's campaign announced it had raised roughly $8 million from more than 130,000 donors since Palin delivered her speech Wednesday night.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Eric P on September 04, 2008, 06:52:01 PM
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Obama's campaign announced it had raised roughly $8 million from more than 130,000 donors since Palin delivered her speech Wednesday night.

huah huah huah

Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 06:53:11 PM
$$$$
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Eric P on September 04, 2008, 06:54:24 PM
OBAMA PLAYS THE VICTIM CARD FOR ALL OF AMERICA

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Why would the Republicans spend a whole night of their convention attacking ordinary people?

With the nation watching, the Republicans mocked, dismissed, and actually laughed out loud at Americans who engage in community service and organizing.

Our convention was different. We gave the stage to everyday Americans who hunger for change and stepped up to make phone calls, knock on doors, and raise money in small amounts in their communities.

You may have missed it, but we also showed the country a video with the faces and voices of those organizers, volunteers, and donors from every corner of the country.

Watch the video and make a donation of $25 or more now to show that in this election, ordinary people will make their voices heard.

Watch the video now

https://donate.barackobama.com/changevideo


What you didn't hear from the Republicans at their convention is a single new idea about how to make the healthcare system work, get our economy moving for the middle class, or improve education.

Just attacks -- on me, and on you.

But what the McCain attack squad doesn't understand is that people like you -- who devote part of their busy lives to organizing and building their communities -- have the power to change this country.

With your help, that's exactly what we're going to do.

Thank you,

Barack
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 06:58:00 PM
Yeah the attack against community organizers is so baffling. Obama has never said it provided the experience needed to be president, he's said its helped shape his policy and career trajectory.

Why say Obama is going to make big govt, and then marginalize our role in govt?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 07:00:30 PM
YOUR LIBRUL MOUTHPIECE MEDIA AT WORK: http://mediamatters.org/items/200809030022?f=h_latest

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ABC, CBS aired no analysis from Dems during Day 2 of RNC coverage, despite airing analysis by Republicans during Day 2 of DNC coverage

:(
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Eric P on September 04, 2008, 07:01:21 PM
i am just now watching the daily show.  totally fucking brutal.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 07:02:15 PM
More on contributions:

Palin's Speech Raises Big Money -- for Obama
The downside to big television ratings: An Obama aide confirms to Ben Smith that Sen. Barack Obama has raised about $8 million from more than 130,000 donors since Gov. Sarah Palin's speech last night -- and is on pace to raise $10 million by the time McCain reaches the stage tonight.
Update: The Republican National Committee tells Jonathan Martin that they raised "more than $1 million" since Palin's speech.



Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 04, 2008, 07:02:31 PM
I don't want to abolish the Republican Party. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 07:03:20 PM
YOUR LIBRUL MOUTHPIECE MEDIA AT WORK: http://mediamatters.org/items/200809030022?f=h_latest

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ABC, CBS aired no analysis from Dems during Day 2 of RNC coverage, despite airing analysis by Republicans during Day 2 of DNC coverage

:(

On Tuesday, Larry King had Jesse Ventura and a dumb actor (DL Hughley) as part of his "democratic" response.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: y2kev on September 04, 2008, 07:08:02 PM
Electrified the base

....
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 07:08:49 PM
i'm still pretty sure palin is gonna be the albatross that fells the mccain campaign. credit where credit is due: she DID galvanize the grassroots republican yokels who didn't much like mccain, because they love the earthy drinkin' buddy gwb junior types and the one-of-our-kin soccer moms like palin and hate "uppity" types be they strangely-named negroes or carpetbagger-lookin' old white men. as tnr (and mandark) observed, liberals (and thus most democrats) want a president that is more akin to an ideal manager or ceo -- someone more statesman-like; and most conservatives want a president that is more like an ideal drinking buddy and/or church leader -- one of their own.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 07:17:51 PM
i'm still pretty sure palin is gonna be the albatross that fells the mccain campaign. credit where credit is due: she DID galvanize the grassroots republican yokels who didn't much like mccain, because they love the earthy drinkin' buddy gwb junior types and the one-of-our-kin soccer moms like palin and hate "uppity" types be they strangely-named negroes or carpetbagger-lookin' old white men. as tnr (and mandark) observed, liberals (and thus most democrats) want a president that is more akin to an ideal manager or ceo -- someone more statesman-like; and most conservatives want a president that is more like an ideal drinking buddy and/or church leader -- one of their own.

What was Reagan?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 07:19:35 PM
Reagan was an ideal drinking buddy.

Fair enough
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liberals (and thus most democrats) want a president that is more akin to an ideal manager or ceo

What about Bill clinton. How does he fit into the mix? He's more of a drinking buddy than a CEO.

Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 08:07:29 PM
he's more of an ex-buddy that bangs your gf

man, though, the palin speech shenanigans showed just how badly the rnc faithful were waiting for a tent revival. as i told maf, the only way she coulda gotten them worked up even more was if she'd done a little yosemite sam jig and started firing sixguns into the air, or brought some snakes onto the stage and started shaking and moaning the lord's name
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 08:07:59 PM
Reagan was an ideal drinking buddy.

reagan was ALSO supply-side jesus.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Tristam on September 04, 2008, 08:14:22 PM
he's more of an ex-buddy that bangs your gf

man, though, the palin speech shenanigans showed just how badly the rnc faithful were waiting for a tent revival. as i told maf, the only way she coulda gotten them worked up even more if she'd done a little yosemite sam jig and started firing sixguns into the air, or brought some snakes onto the stage and started shaking and moaning the lord's name

 :rofl
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: y2kev on September 04, 2008, 08:14:40 PM
he's more of an ex-buddy that bangs your gf

man, though, the palin speech shenanigans showed just how badly the rnc faithful were waiting for a tent revival. as i told maf, the only way she coulda gotten them worked up even more if she'd done a little yosemite sam jig and started firing sixguns into the air, or brought some snakes onto the stage and started shaking and moaning the lord's name
there's apparently video of the snake thing in action

clinton's moniker of "slick willy" (btw, my friend said "monkier" to me before and i was like wtf) isn't solely derived from his sexual escapades. i think people really admire his ability to macromanage and see the big picture. and his speeches always appealed to OUR BETTER ANGELS.

palin's speech was in two parts-- the incredibly likable bit about her being a pitbull with lipstick, the small town story, the ebayed plane, etc. she has a nice story, and frankly the republicans are absolutely crazy for making this about experience. she doesn't have any and she doesn't need any, because 18 million americans proved earlier this year that they don't care. regardless, palin's "coming out" party was amazingly well delivered. the second part of her speech, or the "rip apart Barack and Michelle Obama" bits were contrived, forced, and just plain awkward. you don't have to be a yokel to like the first part, but you DO have to be a yokel to buy into the second.

you half expected someone to yell "hey-ooooo" and try to loosen their collar while wiping the sweat from their brow...and then get up and leave nervously
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 08:16:10 PM
he's more of an ex-buddy that bangs your gf

man, though, the palin speech shenanigans showed just how badly the rnc faithful were waiting for a tent revival. as i told maf, the only way she coulda gotten them worked up even more if she'd done a little yosemite sam jig and started firing sixguns into the air, or brought some snakes onto the stage and started shaking and moaning the lord's name

there's apparently video of the snake thing in action

OH JESUS FUCK PLEASE BE TRUE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Tristam on September 04, 2008, 08:16:50 PM
he's more of an ex-buddy that bangs your gf

man, though, the palin speech shenanigans showed just how badly the rnc faithful were waiting for a tent revival. as i told maf, the only way she coulda gotten them worked up even more if she'd done a little yosemite sam jig and started firing sixguns into the air, or brought some snakes onto the stage and started shaking and moaning the lord's name
there's apparently video of the snake thing in action

I wasn't even aware that the tent revivals included that sort of practice until a couple of weeks ago when the History Channel had a feature on the origin of the word "redneck."
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Eric P on September 04, 2008, 08:28:51 PM
he's more of an ex-buddy that bangs your gf

man, though, the palin speech shenanigans showed just how badly the rnc faithful were waiting for a tent revival. as i told maf, the only way she coulda gotten them worked up even more if she'd done a little yosemite sam jig and started firing sixguns into the air, or brought some snakes onto the stage and started shaking and moaning the lord's name
there's apparently video of the snake thing in action

huah huah huah
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 08:34:41 PM
Olberman has breaking news: Palin went to 6 different colleges. OMG the SCANDAL!!! He read it as if it was something that needs further investigation.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 08:36:09 PM
man, beardo, you sure don't like it when the democrats act like republicans, but i appreciate that you do expect better from us than you
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Eric P on September 04, 2008, 08:36:42 PM
Olberman has breaking news: Palin went to 6 different colleges. OMG the SCANDAL!!! He read it as if it was something that needs further investigation.

i went to three!

i'm half the woman she is
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 08:37:25 PM
Olberman has breaking news: Palin went to 6 different colleges. OMG the SCANDAL!!! He read it as if it was something that needs further investigation.

i went to three!

i'm half the woman she is

If so, I want to fuck you.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 04, 2008, 08:39:46 PM
I could see her in college, having trains ran on her, being known as Sarah "Railin" Palin, and then having to transfer to another school due to embarrassment.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 08:40:41 PM
man, though, the Obama speech shenanigans showed just how badly the dnc faithful were waiting for a tent revival. as i told maf, the only way she coulda gotten them worked up even more was if he'd done a little ghetto rap and started aborting a baby right there, or brought some fried chicken onto the stage and started an eat-at-thon with some melons and grape soda while promising hopeful change
:lol :lol :lol :lol

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Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 08:41:40 PM
man, beardo, you sure don't like it when the democrats act like republicans, but i appreciate that you do expect better from us than you

Why do you say that? I just wanted to post something I saw on msnbc just now.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Crushed on September 04, 2008, 08:43:07 PM
man, though, the Obama speech shenanigans showed just how badly the dnc faithful were waiting for a tent revival. as i told maf, the only way she coulda gotten them worked up even more was if he'd done a little ghetto rap and started aborting a baby right there, or brought some fried chicken onto the stage and started an eat-at-thon with some melons and grape soda while promising hopeful change
:lol :lol :lol :lol

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Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 08:44:32 PM
man, though, the Obama speech shenanigans showed just how badly the dnc faithful were waiting for a tent revival. as i told maf, the only way she coulda gotten them worked up even more was if he'd done a little ghetto rap and started aborting a baby right there, or brought some fried chicken onto the stage and started an eat-at-thon with some melons and grape soda while promising hopeful change


 :lol :lol :lol :lol


well, now we've seen what new avenues of racism the republican mind wanders into when under fire :o :o :o
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 08:45:01 PM
man, beardo, you sure don't like it when the democrats act like republicans, but i appreciate that you do expect better from us than you

Why do you say that? I just wanted to post something I saw on msnbc just now.

you don't get to play the wide-eyed finger-in-mouth disingenuous card unless you're foc. come now.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Eric P on September 04, 2008, 08:46:49 PM
Olberman has breaking news: Palin went to 6 different colleges. OMG the SCANDAL!!! He read it as if it was something that needs further investigation.

i went to three!

i'm half the woman she is

If so, I want to fuck you.

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Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 08:47:18 PM
man, though, the Obama speech shenanigans showed just how badly the dnc faithful were waiting for a tent revival. as i told maf, the only way she coulda gotten them worked up even more was if he'd done a little ghetto rap and started aborting a baby right there, or brought some fried chicken onto the stage and started an eat-at-thon with some melons and grape soda while promising hopeful change


 :lol :lol :lol :lol


well, now we've seen what new avenues of racism the republican mind wanders into when under fire :o :o :o

And your little hateful tirade was better?  ::)

Where did siamese dreamer go...
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Crushed on September 04, 2008, 08:48:56 PM
And your little hateful tirade was better?  ::)

Yes, it was definitely and objectively better.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 08:49:29 PM
man, though, the Obama speech shenanigans showed just how badly the dnc faithful were waiting for a tent revival. as i told maf, the only way she coulda gotten them worked up even more was if he'd done a little ghetto rap and started aborting a baby right there, or brought some fried chicken onto the stage and started an eat-at-thon with some melons and grape soda while promising hopeful change


 :lol :lol :lol :lol


well, now we've seen what new avenues of racism the republican mind wanders into when under fire :o :o :o

And your little hateful tirade was better?  ::)

Where did siamese dreamer go...

Well, it was at least funny!  I think that's what the GOP base is missing about her speech last night- she didn't come off as funny or spunky, but hateful.  Better luck in four years.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 08:49:45 PM
beardo, are you saying that sarah palin isn't a gun-toting nutbar pentecostal?

or are you saying that obama is an uneducated steppin hootin neeeeegro what loves his grape sodey-pop and wah-melon

or both?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: duckman2000 on September 04, 2008, 08:51:40 PM
man, though, the Obama speech shenanigans showed just how badly the dnc faithful were waiting for a tent revival. as i told maf, the only way she coulda gotten them worked up even more was if he'd done a little ghetto rap and started aborting a baby right there, or brought some fried chicken onto the stage and started an eat-at-thon with some melons and grape soda while promising hopeful change


 :lol :lol :lol :lol


well, now we've seen what new avenues of racism the republican mind wanders into when under fire :o :o :o

And your little hateful tirade was better?  ::)

Where did siamese dreamer go...

Well, it was at least funny!  I think that's what the GOP base is missing about her speech last night- she didn't come off as funny or spunky, but hateful.  Better luck in four years.

Well, judging by reactions among Republicans, I'd say their line between hateful and chuckle'dun funny is vague at best. Subtlety mustn't be popular with this crowd, as is obvious by the "he said something too!" response to any criticism of Republican commentary, irrespective of what either candidate actually said. Schoolyard tactics.

Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Crushed on September 04, 2008, 08:52:22 PM
but don't you see

saying that a member of the nra and fundamentalist christian has guns and is a fundamentalist, is just as racist as calling a black harvard graduate and senator a ghetto rapper who likes to eats up dat fried chick'n and dem wa'melons
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 08:53:27 PM
but don't you see

saying that a member of the nra and fundamentalist christian has guns and is a fundamentalist, is just as racist as calling a black harvard graduate and senator a ghetto rapper who likes to eats up dat fried chick'n and dem wa'melons

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beardo, are you saying that sarah palin isn't a gun-toting nutbar pentecostal
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he's more of an ex-buddy that bangs your gf

man, though, the palin speech shenanigans showed just how badly the rnc faithful were waiting for a tent revival. as i told maf, the only way she coulda gotten them worked up even more if she'd done a little yosemite sam jig and started firing sixguns into the air, or brought some snakes onto the stage and started shaking and moaning the lord's name

My point is they are both extreme untrue caricatures of the candidates. Except here you guys get away with it because its basically a giant wank fest.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 08:54:36 PM
and really, i think that's a pretty accurate summation of WAT IS WRONG WITH REPUBLICANS right now

when a ninthing 17 year old gets it, your party is kinda sorta tracking towards tragedy
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Fragamemnon on September 04, 2008, 08:55:09 PM
argh I can't take another night of this, going to play dawn of war.

you know things are bad when w40k space marines sound more compassionate and tolerant than your party's politicians do.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 08:55:30 PM
well, "nutbar" is a bit redundant when placed next to "pentecostal", but i wasn't sure if you were capable of understanding that

how do YOU feel about the snakes and the shakes, beardo
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: duckman2000 on September 04, 2008, 08:55:46 PM
The remarkable thing is how this playground rhetoric, and seemingly genuine attitude, manages to drizzle down from the top to the bottom ranks without seeing much, if any, alteration.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 08:56:47 PM
and my point, beardo, was that the republicans prefer cariacatures to nuance, and you delightedly proved me correct
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 08:57:14 PM
So why are you allowed to make fun of her religion and "red neck" traits" but I cant make fun of Obama's heritage?

and my point, beardo, was that the republicans prefer cariacatures to nuance, and you delightedly proved me correct

I was just showing the hypocrisy.  ;)
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 08:58:31 PM
oh my

do i hafta explain this one to you, or is this strange analogy something particular to the republican genetic composition
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Beardo on September 04, 2008, 08:59:26 PM
We're not talking about republicans were talking about you and the other Obama supporters here.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 09:08:29 PM
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Republican presidential nominee will hit his rival on experience, but also call for an end to “constant partisan rancor”
-- Wish he told Palin. I can't tell who McCain is supposed to be anymore. I see Palin and Co. blast obama for helping people and lol democrats, then I see him go up with his stupid dual thumbs up saying he's gonna be nice starting now!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 04, 2008, 09:10:45 PM
Oh man, they're playing Highway to the Danger Zone!!

So basically: John McCain = 80's era Tom Cruise?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 09:11:10 PM
MAVERICK! and ICEwoMAN
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on September 04, 2008, 09:20:28 PM
About this Palin lady, as our governor, and as somebody who's been in the news in the Alaska media for quite some time, there is stuff I'm learning about her for the first time over the last week.

I'm not saying that she isn't vehemently anti-choice, pro-creationism, and super pro-gun.  I'm just saying almost all of her really conservative positions are news to me (well except for the gun thing, but hell, even the democrats here wanna drill and shoot shit).  Not surprising news, but its stuff that she never emphasized before.  Of course, this being a very politically conservative state that I live in, she never had to, but I think its worth noting that she is widely seen as a fair bit more progressive, or at least, less of a loony-toon rightie then the Governor she preceded was.

If they really wanted to, the democrats could challenge her conservative record.
"Why is it just as easy to get an abortion in Alaska as it was three years ago Sarah?"
"Why isn't creationism taught in any school district in Alaska, Sarah?"
"Why are all of your 'reforms', just the basic cleanup stuff that comes from taking over the office from an obviously corrupt predecessor like you had, Sarah?"

Not that the democrats have the stones to paint her as a liberal (she ain't even close to one), but I'm convinced that she's way more talk then she is action.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 09:24:30 PM
Alaska has a population less than a million, spread around a bunch of ice and mountains.  People don't even know what time it is!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 09:33:01 PM
Yes, but she was in charge of the Alaskan National Guard!  Was Obama ever in charge of a National Guard?  She lives close to Russia!

She's practically an American ambassador to Russia!  But in Alaska!  Which is a state with a billion dollar budget!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 09:34:03 PM
I cant wait for this bullshit convention to end, never seen so much fibbing
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 09:37:33 PM
technically, she was in charge of the nat'l guard for all of two whole months until bush stripped her (and every other governor) of that authority
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on September 04, 2008, 09:38:55 PM
Alaska has a population less than a million, spread around a bunch of ice and mountains.  People don't even know what time it is!
More people live in my city than Alaska.  More people live in the fucking suburbs of my city than Alaska.
I'll have you both know that we are waaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of the rest of the world in dog mushing.  All the top dog mushers in the flipping world are Alaskan.

Except for that bastard Martin Buser, frigging Swiss.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 09:39:03 PM
Yes, but she is in charge of an entire state!  Obama has done nothing but make some votes in Congress!  That's a record?  Palin has executive experience!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 09:40:16 PM
those polar bears and moose ain't gonna shoot themselves
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on September 04, 2008, 09:42:18 PM
those polar bears and moose ain't gonna shoot themselves
She's way ahead of you, she sued the government to keep those polar bears off the endangerd species list.  She ain't satisfied with killing them one at a time, she wants them all off the face of the earth within her first term.  Stephen Colbert himself couldn't be more anti-bear then she is.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Crushed on September 04, 2008, 09:44:07 PM
when a ninthing 17 year old gets it, your party is kinda sorta tracking towards tragedy

I am 19 and almost a half thank you very much.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on September 04, 2008, 09:49:26 PM
I am 19 and almost a half thank you very much.
Not to pile on here, but to paraphrase Larry Miller, the only people who count ages in halves are under 10 or over 100.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 09:50:22 PM
i think he is planting the tongue into the cheek, eskimo man
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on September 04, 2008, 09:51:24 PM
i think he is planting the tongue into the cheek, eskimo man
Me sorry, me not understand white man's humor.  Make too many jokes about fucking Nick Cave.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 09:58:56 PM
FUCKING REPUBLICAN SCUMFUCK SHITBURGER EATING CHILD RAPING CLOSET QUEERS AHHHHH

WTF IS WITH THIS WAR PORN THEY WERE SHOWING EARLIER

FUCKING CHRIST

*DONATES $200 TO OBAMA*

Thank God their convention is almost over, I don't know what Obama would do with all this money otherwise.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 10:00:50 PM
Did you watch Obama on THE FACTOR, Triumph?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 10:01:59 PM
Did you watch Obama on THE FACTOR, Triumph?

Naw, I was too busy watching the Redskins try to play XFL caliber football and fail miserably.  I'll catch it on the intertubes later tonight.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 10:02:26 PM
The Giants only lead by 9 points!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 10:03:10 PM
The Giants only lead by 9 points!

Your team almost went the entire first half without getting a first down.  True story. 
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 10:04:24 PM
Still have held the Super Bowl champions to one touchdown.  True story.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2008, 10:12:18 PM
INTERMISSION (turn yer sound on for full effect!): http://www.jesusforpresident.org/

do do do ducka ducka do do do do hyuck hyuck hyuck
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 10:14:57 PM
But everyone calls him OLD.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: y2kev on September 04, 2008, 10:17:47 PM
9/11 video was bad.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 10:18:20 PM
9/11 video was bad.

This McCain video is pretty absurd.  The music is totally WTF.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 10:21:53 PM
Uh oh.  They done fucked up, Obama is taking the leash off of Hillary and sending her to Floridia on Monday.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/05/us/politics/05dems.html?_r=2&hp&oref=slogin&oref=login
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 10:27:51 PM
Oh wow, a close up of McCain shows the green grass behind him and conjures memories of his disastrous New Orleans speech, awesome!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: duckman2000 on September 04, 2008, 10:28:00 PM
You know, observing this from the perspective of a Euro dude with some interest in international politics and who has now spent the past 8 years in the United States, the US political circus has proven itself to be more of a political parody, or farce, than I had ever imagined it'd be. The rhetoric, the arguments, the shit-tossing, the remarkable lack of subtlety and equal lack of interest in context... what I had once assumed was a greatly exaggerated, fictional for-TV representation of US national and international politics and party dealings, that really pales in comparison to the real thing.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 10:35:05 PM
HAW HAW

Protesters got in the hall somehow. 
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: huckleberry on September 04, 2008, 10:37:25 PM
You know, observing this from the perspective of a Euro dude with some interest in international politics and who has now spent the past 8 years in the United States, the US political circus has proven itself to be more of a political parody, or farce, than I had ever imagined it'd be. The rhetoric, the arguments, the shit-tossing, the remarkable lack of subtlety and equal lack of interest in context... what I had once assumed was a greatly exaggerated, fictional for-TV representation of US national and international politics and party dealings, that really pales in comparison to the real thing.


SHUT YER DIRTY EURO MOUTH!!!

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Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 10:40:40 PM
Too bad mccain wont out his own VP on earmarks but LOL WATER UNDER BRIDGE
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: duckman2000 on September 04, 2008, 10:40:49 PM
"Down with the Me First people!" - the biggest collection of me first men and women in the nation cheers
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: duckman2000 on September 04, 2008, 10:43:09 PM
"Let's not leave another generation to clean up our mess! Let's accomplish this by drilling for oil in or near wildlife reservations, and near the largest fresh water reserve on the planet!"
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: demi on September 04, 2008, 10:43:15 PM
Warshington
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 10:48:41 PM
haha republicans BOO
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: huckleberry on September 04, 2008, 10:50:01 PM
"Let's not leave another generation to clean up our mess! Let's accomplish this by drilling for oil in or near wildlife reservations, and near the largest fresh water reserve on the planet!"


What is my oil doing underneath that Eskimos land?  Tell me!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 10:52:27 PM
this isnt even a speech
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: demi on September 04, 2008, 10:53:49 PM
lmfao

BAD TEACHER? GO FLIP BURGERS YOU HACK
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 10:54:44 PM
U CAN PICK YER SCHOOL AND RUN FROM THE MINORITIES!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 10:56:48 PM
Restore our EARTH WITH DRILLING DRILL DRILL
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: demi on September 04, 2008, 10:56:59 PM
AMERICANS KNOW BETTER THAN THAT
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 04, 2008, 10:58:12 PM
What happened to the party of Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt?

Relying on anti-intellectual, religious voters who believe that men walked amongst dinosaurs might be a good short term electoral strategy, but that reliance in the long-term makes your party so distinguished mentally-challenged that it's unfit to run the fictional America portrayed in Idiocracy.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 10:58:46 PM
McCain wants WARRRRRRRRRRR
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 04, 2008, 10:59:17 PM
How about we do what is needed to fix poor performing schools you dumb fuck!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 11:00:13 PM
MY FRIENDS LETS TALK BOUT WAR
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 04, 2008, 11:00:35 PM
How about we do what is needed to fix poor performing schools you dumb fuck!

Import more Asian students?  ???
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: demi on September 04, 2008, 11:00:47 PM
HE KNOWS THE GOOD AND EVIL OF THE WORLD
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 04, 2008, 11:01:20 PM
I HATE WAR.


BUT WANT TO DECLARE WAR ON IRAN ON DAY ONE.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 11:04:22 PM
AND FUCK RUSSIA! BUT ILL DO WHAT OBAMA SEZ TOO CAUSE THAT GETS VOTES UNTIL IM IN THEN FUCK RUSSIA
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 04, 2008, 11:05:59 PM
POW POW POWER WHEELS!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: duckman2000 on September 04, 2008, 11:07:57 PM
"I have seen a thousand acts of courage and kindness. So anyway, that day when I flew off for that NAPALM BOMBING RUN"


And fucking hell at his Russia speech. Yes, let's don't wage war anywhere or push our own agendas in foreign territory ya heard
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: demi on September 04, 2008, 11:08:04 PM
WTF another fucking war story
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: duckman2000 on September 04, 2008, 11:12:39 PM
Glad I'm skipping this.  I played some last guy instead.

How is it?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2008, 11:13:05 PM
im killing people in mercs 2 while I watch this, its like living in McCains America
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Brehvolution on September 04, 2008, 11:15:54 PM
Restore our EARTH WITH DRILLING DRILL DRILL
:lol
Mcain just converted my wife.... who is a teacher.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 04, 2008, 11:16:34 PM
What happened to the party of Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt?

Relying on anti-intellectual, religious voters who believe that men walked amongst dinosaurs might be a good short term electoral strategy, but that reliance in the long-term makes your party so distinguished mentally-challenged that it's unfit to run the fictional America portrayed in Idiocracy.

Well, to be fair, Abraham Lincoln attacked New York City during the draft riots.  Roosevelt waged an entirely unnecessary war (Cuba) and was President during the American-created genocide in the Philippines.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: TVC15 on September 04, 2008, 11:18:09 PM
John McCain makes my skin fucking crawl.  Obama had better win this fucking thing.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Brehvolution on September 04, 2008, 11:20:06 PM
DON'T LIKE YOUR SCHOOL?????? SEND YOUR KIDS TO VOLUNTEERS!!!!!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: huckleberry on September 04, 2008, 11:22:27 PM
McCain IS A MAVRICK!!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 11:23:35 PM
Daily Show is killing it! :lol

"To all those who are trying to make a difference in your community - FUCK YOU!"
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: TVC15 on September 04, 2008, 11:26:35 PM
McCain IS A MAVRICK!!

I heard he was in Vietnam or something?  Right?
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 04, 2008, 11:28:53 PM
McCain IS A MAVRICK!!

I heard he was in Vietnam or something?  Right?

Wasn't he a POW or something? I think I heard that once.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: huckleberry on September 04, 2008, 11:30:19 PM
There was an actual guy ( could have been beardo) in the crowd with a ten gallon hat on, hoisting a sign saying "THE MAVRICK!"  

So awesome.



Although it is kind of fucked up to see him not be able raise his arms and shit.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 11:30:30 PM
Sometimes I wish he never got out of that camp alive. :shh
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Brehvolution on September 04, 2008, 11:42:04 PM
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My viewing of PoliGaf is now restricted because I'm a non member??????????????????
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 04, 2008, 11:45:18 PM
Sometimes I wish he never got out of that camp alive. :shh

The interesting thing is how he reacts when it comes to the Vietnam POWs that were not able to get out of the camps.  He basically blows up and begins to berate the POW families.

He is clearly a PTSD victim and not very stable.  His sanity is nothing more than a house of cards.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2008, 11:54:02 PM
Wow, the pundits HATED that speech.  Jeffrey Toobin of all people called it "the worst acceptance speech from a candidate that I've heard since Jimmy Carter in 1980."  OUCH.  Bush's speechwriter gave it a weak approval too.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2008, 11:54:35 PM
Hah, Ron Paul is on The Colbert Report tonight!
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: demi on September 04, 2008, 11:55:26 PM
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My viewing of PoliGaf is now restricted because I'm a non member??????????????????

Got shuffled to the Archive
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 05, 2008, 12:07:09 AM
Holy crap, Ron Paul came off like a crazy, old codger.  Like cult leader crazy.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 05, 2008, 12:09:45 AM
I don't think he came off that bad.  The only thing that bugged me was the whole "THEY TAKE YUR GUNS HAW HAW HAW"

I actually like the man just fine, but I would never vote for him.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: siamesedreamer on September 05, 2008, 12:23:10 AM
What happened to you? :(

I don't have the time nor the energy to deal with incessant personal attacks.

We're never going to agree on most things, so what's the point of subjecting myself to them? I've got better things to do and so do y'all - like talking about games and other shit. 
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Post by: GilloD on September 05, 2008, 12:27:10 AM
someone recap me i was drinking
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mandark on September 05, 2008, 12:29:04 AM
Holy crap, Ron Paul came off like a crazy, old codger.  Like cult leader crazy.

So true.  I watched a bunch of those Republican primaries and while I'm against dismissing people because of their tone he just sounds craaaaaaaazy.

You ever hear Mike Gravel talk?  He sounds like Gary Busey post-accident.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Positive Touch on September 05, 2008, 12:37:58 AM
someone recap me i was drinking


blah blah blah pow pow pow were gonna reform washington by keeping everything the same here come the balloons
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on September 05, 2008, 12:44:14 AM
Holy crap, Ron Paul came off like a crazy, old codger.  Like cult leader crazy.
There's a joke to be made about Ron Paul and cults, but I'll leave that to other men to make.
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Post by: siamesedreamer on September 05, 2008, 12:45:22 AM
(http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o217/cataw/34oob3m.gif)

 :rofl

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Post by: Boogie on September 05, 2008, 12:49:33 AM
What happened to you? :(

I don't have the time nor the energy to deal with incessant personal attacks.

We're never going to agree on most things, so what's the point of subjecting myself to them? I've got better things to do and so do y'all - like talking about games and other shit. 

Better things to do?  Really?

Cause it seems to me that you don't.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Mandark on September 05, 2008, 12:55:13 AM
sd can't decide whether he wants to stay and play internet martyr or leave and take his nails with him.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: Snuflupagulus on September 05, 2008, 01:47:44 AM
sd can't decide whether he wants to stay and play internet martyr or leave and take his nails with him.
You ever try to mount a cross while it's burning?

On an articulation scale from touch your toes to reach for the sky, I give McCane's speech a thumb in the asshole.  I'm sure his cellie can help him with that, bestest friends and all.  Goatse bless you, Senator McCane.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 05, 2008, 02:16:32 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/26548013#26548013 -- BOBOBOBO SHE WUZ SARCASTIC! STOP WITH UR LOGIC!

My favorite part of this video is when he asks the media 'what'd you guys expect?'. Lol dumb media with dumb questions.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 05, 2008, 02:21:12 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/04/barack-obama-on-the-oreil_n_124056.html -- oreilly factor and obama, havent watched it yet. -- looks like it was a long one they are broadcasting in segments over the next week. --- haha I love the 'nonononoonononono'. Bill sure likes to run with the ball. Obamas totally right about hand tipping, that gets us in so much trouble internationally
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Post by: Mandark on September 05, 2008, 02:37:52 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/26548013#26548013 -- BOBOBOBO SHE WUZ SARCASTIC! STOP WITH UR LOGIC!

Thanks for posting this.  I love this clip so much, more than his convention speech even.  The decision to forsake all the false outrage of American politics is at least party political but it feels so nice not to be condescended to for once.


On the community organizers thing: can you imagine the shitstorm if someone had been that dismissive of soldiers?  I don't have much of a point besides Palin and Rudy being dicks and our country being creepily militarized.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 05, 2008, 02:41:08 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/05/andrea-mitchell-attacked_n_124124.html -- haha this is just a fun clip
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 05, 2008, 02:42:27 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/26548013#26548013 -- BOBOBOBO SHE WUZ SARCASTIC! STOP WITH UR LOGIC!

Thanks for posting this.  I love this clip so much, more than his convention speech even.  The decision to forsake all the false outrage of American politics is at least party political but it feels so nice not to be condescended to for once.


On the community organizers thing: can you imagine the shitstorm if someone had been that dismissive of soldiers?  I don't have much of a point besides Palin and Rudy being dicks and our country being creepily militarized.

I just really dont get how they can say Obama is about big govt, then suggest that the efforts of community organizers are silly. If anything suggests big govt to me, its belittling things like community organizers.
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Post by: Mandark on September 05, 2008, 02:48:24 AM
Most of the people at the convention probably don't know what community organizers do and the phrase smacks of bleeding heart liberalness in the same way "social justice" does.

They're basically mocking the idea of any sense of moral obligation to help others as being wimpy and naive.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 05, 2008, 02:51:57 AM
Most of the people at the convention probably don't know what community organizers do and the phrase smacks of bleeding heart liberalness in the same way "social justice" does.

They're basically mocking the idea of any sense of moral obligation to help others as being wimpy and naive.

Something close to what youre thinking was echoed in something else I read today. Sadly i've been skimming through all of it so quickly im pretty bad at citing sources. I agree with you, but i'll add to the idea that I don't think Palin has ever lived anywhere that required that kind of effort. Its a pretty typical small-town (lol) mentality that could easily develop while governing a state so far removed from the reality of 48 other states.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 05, 2008, 02:55:33 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/04/sherri-shepherd-reacts-to_n_123976.html -- also pretty funny near the end about 'the one black man' at the convention.
Title: Re: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 05, 2008, 03:03:18 AM
Closing this one, direct political talk to the new thread:

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=24570.0

Forum Organizers that don't like this move can shove off.