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Title: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 05, 2009, 04:07:40 PM
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Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 05, 2009, 04:23:02 PM
har
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eric P on May 05, 2009, 04:31:38 PM
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/ace_of_cakes_show_makes_star_t.php
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Tauntaun on May 05, 2009, 04:31:58 PM
"...an elderly black woman is still following President Obama around and shedding a single tear whenever he does anything."   :lol  :lol
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Himu on May 05, 2009, 05:03:13 PM
haha

star trek SUCKS

but this movie looks awesome
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: OptimoPeach on May 05, 2009, 05:08:31 PM
Hah, it took me about 45 seconds before I realized that it was from The Onion.

I still can't get over how douchetastic the guy playing Kirk looks
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 05, 2009, 05:16:19 PM
It's just funny watching these people panic as their unique nerdy interests are about to become more popular and mainstream. They're afraid of not being special or not represent the fanbase anymore.

 :teehee
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 05, 2009, 05:21:27 PM
I love me some Star Trek but fuck the crazy trekkies. I want me a Star Trek full of tons of action, sexy, and pretty people. Based on the insanely good reviews Abrams delivered. Can't wait for Thursday.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 05, 2009, 05:22:02 PM
What? did I pull an Arvie, or just said something stupid? :-\
It's the Onion, of course it wasn't real lol.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 05, 2009, 06:24:23 PM
What? did I pull an Arvie, or just said something stupid? :-\

No, it's just a highly relevant comment and not just in regards to Star Trek fans.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Sceneman on May 05, 2009, 06:44:44 PM
Jesus christ that woman (Bree he called her I think) was gorgeous! fantastic teeth
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Boogie on May 05, 2009, 07:02:43 PM
I love me some Star Trek but fuck the crazy trekkies. I want me a Star Trek full of tons of action, sexy, and pretty people. Based on the insanely good reviews Abrams delivered. Can't wait for Thursday.

Shut the fuck up, Cheebs.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 05, 2009, 07:16:52 PM
The stale 24th century trek that trekkies masturbated to got boring after a while, I missed the girls in short skirts/go-go boots getting on with kirk swashbuckling style of 60's Trek, glad it's back to an extent. It needed to come back.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Boogie on May 05, 2009, 07:22:00 PM
The stale 24th century trek that trekkies masturbated to got boring after a while, I missed the girls in short skirts/go-go boots getting on with kirk swashbuckling style of 60's Trek, glad it's back to an extent. It needed to come back.

Shut the fuck up, Cheebs.

What Trekkies "masturbate" to Voyager and Enterprise?

TNG + DS9 = Pinnacle of Trek

VOY + ENT = shithole of Trek

Cheebs = annoying sycophant
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 05, 2009, 07:35:56 PM
I am going to side with the Star Trek fans on this one

why do you have to take Star Trek from us, normal people? YOU ALREADY HAVE EVERYTHING ELSE
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eric P on May 05, 2009, 07:37:27 PM
"nice franchise you have here.  would hate for anything to happen to it.  i know a guy a Fox who was looking for something remarkably like this right here..."
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 05, 2009, 07:39:12 PM
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Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 05, 2009, 07:39:18 PM
The stale 24th century trek that trekkies masturbated to got boring after a while, I missed the girls in short skirts/go-go boots getting on with kirk swashbuckling style of 60's Trek, glad it's back to an extent. It needed to come back.

Shut the fuck up, Cheebs.

What Trekkies "masturbate" to Voyager and Enterprise?

TNG + DS9 = Pinnacle of Trek

VOY + ENT = shithole of Trek

Cheebs = annoying sycophant

One of the things that I really like about Star Trek, especially in the later series, is that it actually focused on the SCIENCE aspect of science fiction as well.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 05, 2009, 07:43:30 PM
guys, science is boring! who cares what sort of people we'll be in the 22nd century? I want to know what kind of multi-staged overly elaborate EXPLOSIONS we'll have! just say it's nanomachines, set up 30 seconds of physics-based materials animation, and -- GO!
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 05, 2009, 07:45:19 PM
I could understand that point of view if Star Trek didn't DIE. The franchise was done and dead. It was either this mainstream blockbuster or no more Trek ever. Your DS9/TNG trek isn't going anywhere and it's not like it is replacing some trekkie nerdfest film/tv series that could have been.

It's getting fantastic reviews, Would someone like Peter Travers give it a gushing review if it was some soulless action blockbuster? Look at Transformers, that got meh reviews.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 05, 2009, 07:45:51 PM
also, I was on record as hating the Borg Queen in First Contact.

The Borg are a homogenous intelligence where no one cell is more or less important than any other! Introducing a Queen and a hive-based social structure completely undermines what made the Borg so frightening in the first place! The Borg HAVE no Queen! They HAVE no leaders! They're not enslaved to anything or anyone EXCEPT the pure mindless perfection of being a Borg!

The Borg Queen was introduced into Star Trek canon as a poor excuse to provide a role for a scantily clad female and as such I WILL HAVE NO TRUCK WITH IT, SIRS
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 05, 2009, 07:46:53 PM
It's getting fantastic reviews, Would someone like Peter Travers give it a gushing review if it was some soulless action blockbuster? Look at Transformers, that got meh reviews.

What? Peter Travers is a fucking hack with shit taste in movies! Why do I care what Peter Travers likes! I don't WANT Peter Travers to like the movies I want to see! I want him to hate them, that's how I know they're good!
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 05, 2009, 07:49:14 PM
oh so this is going to be like the dark knight? where a film gets fantastic reviews so eb decides it has to hate it?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 05, 2009, 07:52:48 PM
I'm sure that The Dark Knight was better than Star Trek, so don't go building a double-headed strawman before the movie's even out.

Nolan likes Batman and wanted to make a great Batman/Joker movie.

Abrams, on the other hand, is on record as being eye-rollingly dismissive of Star Trek.

I'm gonna go on record right now:

"Galaxy Quest" is a better Star Trek film than "Star Trek" is a Star Trek film.

You can call it "Star Trek" but that doesn't mean it IS Star Trek, dammit.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 05, 2009, 07:55:12 PM
you know who else was dismissive of star trek? the guy who directed khan.

and wtf is this high and mighty nonsense about the franchise. STAR TREK IS A JOKE! Its about people exploring space and doing shit. It isn't real! It is just sci-fi fluff. Which is why the Shatner era stuff was the best, because it didn't take itself seriously like the 90's stuff.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 05, 2009, 07:56:23 PM
"Sci-fi fluff" is, by definition, shit.

Science fiction is about ideas; if you don't have ideas then go fuck yourself in the fantasy section, thank you very much.

Please imagine I am saying "fantasy" in the most sarcasm-dripping, dismissive tone of voice possible.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 05, 2009, 07:57:08 PM
To be fair, I started the hate train long before any early reviews came in!
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 05, 2009, 07:57:22 PM
This sooooo much like Transformers was in 2007. Trekkies are the same as the people obsessed with the 80's Transformers cartoon. Obsessed with a out of date dead franchise and freaking out over it being changed to appeal to a modern audience. Get. over. it. Abrams made what basically EVERYONE who has seen it have said, a great summer blockbuster.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Sceneman on May 05, 2009, 07:57:32 PM
jesus christ cheebs have you even seen this new Star Trek? buububbu the internet said it was fantastic

And if its a JOKE then why are you using so much energy defending this new hollowood cgi shitfest version of it?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Sceneman on May 05, 2009, 07:58:40 PM
Did you like Juno, cheebs?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 05, 2009, 07:59:23 PM
so you're saying that the new Star Trek will be as good as Michael Bay's Transformers?

finally, some common ground!

P.S. I never liked the 80s Transformers cartoon and I don't even particularly like Star Trek outside of a few seasons of TNG.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 05, 2009, 08:00:05 PM
See, at least when I like Transformers, I was willing to admit that it was a guilty pleasure at best.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 05, 2009, 08:01:08 PM
See, at least when I like Transformers, I was willing to admit that it was a guilty pleasure at best.
Which is what I just said! I feel the same way about star trek. I cant see how anyone could take it seriously. it's silly but I find it fun.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 05, 2009, 08:02:12 PM
god forbid we ever try to do anything with ourselves as a species

which is kind of the POINT of star trek

no, let's just have fun!! spaceship blow up go boom tee hee

this isn't about cheesy vs. not-cheesy or exciting vs. boring or accessible vs. mainstream

Star Trek, at its core, is about GIVING A SHIT, and Abrams clearly doesn't
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 05, 2009, 08:03:05 PM
I kind of agree.  Michael Bay gave us a big, dumb action movie based on a series of toys from the 80s.

There's some legitimacy to Star Trek that this new film kind of undermines.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Boogie on May 05, 2009, 08:03:29 PM
I could understand that point of view if Star Trek didn't DIE. The franchise was done and dead. It was either this mainstream blockbuster or no more Trek ever.

So what?  So Trek is dead.  Who says a franchise has to live forever, anyway?


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Your DS9/TNG trek isn't going anywhere and it's not like it is replacing some trekkie nerdfest film/tv series that could have been.

Again, you say that like we give a flying fuck

My concern is with the quality of the product, not its popularity or financial success.  And I say that as someone who, while very skeptical of this new movie, is looking forward to it and hoping it is good.

But I don't need to shit on 14 seasons of quality Trek in order to look forward to this movie like you do.

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It's getting fantastic reviews, Would someone like Peter Travers give it a gushing review if it was some soulless action blockbuster? Look at Transformers, that got meh reviews.

Yes, its getting good reviews.  That's promising.  It doesn't change the fact that your soulless, sycophantic cheerleading for this movie has been the most annoying thing on the internet for these past 6 months.

Yes, good Trek has action.  But it also has, as Cohen put it, an inherent earnest nerdiness.  The Undiscovered Country had lots of explosions, fist fights, and action.  But it also had a villain who quoted motherfuckin' Shakespeare.  

First Contact had tons of explosions and action.  But its key scene had Patrick Stewart reciting lines from Moby Dick.

It's that element that I am concerned may be missing from this new Trek, because I'm not sure JJ Abrams really gets it.  But you just want your fucking go-go boots and sex, so fill your boots.


I'm not even fucking hating on the movie.  It's not even out yet, for crying out loud.  I'm going to give it a chance.  I'm just fucking sick of your incessant homer-istic worshipping at the altar of JJ while gleefully throwing any and all of the quality Trek of the past 20+ years under the bus.

edit: For example:

and wtf is this high and mighty nonsense about the franchise. STAR TREK IS A JOKE! Its about people exploring space and doing shit. It isn't real! It is just sci-fi fluff. Which is why the Shatner era stuff was the best, because it didn't take itself seriously like the 90's stuff.

SHUT THE FUCK UP CHEEBS.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 05, 2009, 08:06:27 PM
It has little to do with this movie. I gleefully threw a lot of trek under the bus  and preferred the more light-hearted style of shatner-trek long before this movie was coming
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Sceneman on May 05, 2009, 08:07:21 PM
I think the problem is that Cheebs is so dead set on arguing the merits of the 'summer blockbuster'
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Boogie on May 05, 2009, 08:07:26 PM
i said earnest nerdiness :punch


Whoops!  my bad.  :-[

Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 05, 2009, 08:08:15 PM
also cheebs doesn't have any idea why some people are so enamored of Star Trek

go-go boots, right?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Boogie on May 05, 2009, 08:09:03 PM
It has little to do with this movie. I gleefully threw a lot of trek under the bus  and preferred the more light-hearted style of shatner-trek long before this movie was coming

You are such a tool.


also cheebs doesn't have any idea why some people are so enamored of Star Trek

He really doesn't.  It is clear he is looking forward to this movie because it is a "SCI FI ACTION MOVIE BY JJ ABRAMS" and not because it is a Star Trek movie.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 05, 2009, 08:10:05 PM
Personally, i don't see what's so appealing about this one. More phaser guns, yay. I don't like Star Wars because shit blows up, i like star Wars because they put dudes in robes againts other dudes in robes, and they fight each other with lightsabers.

That's all, and the amount of lens flare in this Star Trek won't change that. And the main dude looks like such a douche, even in the interviews, dude, stop being such a douche, and what's up with Spock anyway. Guy looks fake.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 05, 2009, 08:10:53 PM
I NEED SHORT SKIRTS IN MY SCIENCE FICTION OR ELSE ITS DUMB PHILLIP K DICK CRAP  :punch
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 05, 2009, 08:13:26 PM
Personally, i don't see what's so appealing about this one. More phaser guns, yay. I don't like Star Wars because shit blows up, i like star Wars because they put dudes in robes againts other dudes in robes, and they fight each other with lightsabers.

That's all, and the amount of lens flare in this Star Trek won't change that. And the main dude looks like such a douche, even in the interviews, dude, stop being such a douche, and what's up with Spock anyway. Guy looks fake.
Dude, the dude that plays Kirk is like a blonde version of you, dude.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 05, 2009, 08:16:32 PM
I think the problem is that Cheebs is so dead set on arguing the merits of the 'summer blockbuster'
people here say I obsess over the fall drama oscar bait films and now I also defend the idea of empty summer blockbusters? I can have it both ways?

you guys put too much effort into hating and classifying movies.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Sceneman on May 05, 2009, 08:25:18 PM
I think the problem is that Cheebs is so dead set on arguing the merits of the 'summer blockbuster'
people here say I obsess over the fall drama oscar bait films and now I also defend the idea of empty summer blockbusters? I can have it both ways?

you guys put too much effort into hating and classifying movies.

Wow you can enjoy a drama film, a 'little indie gem' and you can just kick back and enjoy a summer blockbuster! You know, because its just light popcorn fare! Such eclectic taste!
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eric P on May 05, 2009, 08:36:27 PM
 and preferred the more light-hearted style of shatner-trek long before this movie was coming

i think you mean ham-fisted
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 05, 2009, 08:37:09 PM
"Sci-fi fluff" is, by definition, shit.

Science fiction is about ideas; if you don't have ideas then go fuck yourself in the fantasy section, thank you very much.

Please imagine I am saying "fantasy" in the most sarcasm-dripping, dismissive tone of voice possible.

THIS. Can't be stressed enough. Star Trek has always been about boldly going, overcoming age-old biases and preconceptions, finding common ground with intelligent beings that differ drastically, and making the universe a better place to live for everyone. Not about explosions and go-go boots.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Diunx on May 05, 2009, 09:25:38 PM
This movie looks like a cgi shitfest, the guy that plays kirk looks like a complete douche and I hope that the rumors of him playing Hal Jordan aren't true, sylar is spock LOL, also Cloverfield and MI3 where both shit, jj Abrams can go fuck himself.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Bloodwake on May 05, 2009, 10:25:38 PM
Honestly, I'm looking forward to it now, and I didn't think it was going to be any good at first.

Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Barry Egan on May 06, 2009, 01:47:43 PM
I think the problem is that Cheebs is so dead set on arguing the merits of the 'summer blockbuster'
people here say I obsess over the fall drama oscar bait films and now I also defend the idea of empty summer blockbusters? I can have it both ways?

you guys put too much effort into hating and classifying movies.

You're basically Access Hollywood made flesh. 
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 06, 2009, 01:52:53 PM
I'm definitely going to watch this. Hopefully that R5 gets out there quick, don't wanna be spoiled.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: BlackMage on May 06, 2009, 02:01:24 PM
dayum you all are...








wait for it...
























fuken distinguished mentally-challenged
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 06, 2009, 02:04:30 PM
I think the problem is that Cheebs is so dead set on arguing the merits of the 'summer blockbuster'
people here say I obsess over the fall drama oscar bait films and now I also defend the idea of empty summer blockbusters? I can have it both ways?

you guys put too much effort into hating and classifying movies.

You're basically Access Hollywood made flesh. 
If that means I don't hate every fucking movie that comes out outside the weird cult  genre films, and hate films even more if they get good reviews than I am glad to be that way.

Being negative about every movie is not a enjoyable way to watch films. It takes a lot for me to dislike a movie, Watchmen being the only one so far this year I despised.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: BlackMage on May 06, 2009, 03:00:00 PM
I'm somewhat negative on almost every movie i watch and i love watching movies.

i do say! :tophat
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Bloodwake on May 06, 2009, 03:04:12 PM
Cheebs, heads up.

This is the internet. Everyone, especially here, is going to bash the shit out of decent films if they aren't weird or obscure.

For example:

The Dark Knight. In reality, it's probably the best Batman film. On EB, it sucks because of a plethora of reasons: it's overhyped, Heath Ledger shouldn't have won Best Supporting Actor, Christian Bale's voice sucks, etc.

Even though Star Trek is probably going to be the Casino Royale of Trek movies, it's still going to suck on this forum, even though there's enough people here that like Trek.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eric P on May 06, 2009, 03:14:00 PM
it can be the best batman movie and still suck
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Tauntaun on May 06, 2009, 03:17:27 PM
dayum you all are...

wait for it...

fuken distinguished mentally-challenged

Yeah?  Well....you're a dog!  OHHHHH SNAP!  :smug
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 06, 2009, 03:18:42 PM
I'm somewhat negative on almost every movie i watch and i love watching movies.
That is a bit different than trashing any big movie that gets good reviews which tends to be the MO of Evilbore.

Cheebs, heads up.

This is the internet. Everyone, especially here, is going to bash the shit out of decent films if they aren't weird or obscure.

For example:

The Dark Knight. In reality, it's probably the best Batman film. On EB, it sucks because of a plethora of reasons: it's overhyped, Heath Ledger shouldn't have won Best Supporting Actor, Christian Bale's voice sucks, etc.

Even though Star Trek is probably going to be the Casino Royale of Trek movies, it's still going to suck on this forum, even though there's enough people here that like Trek.
Which confuses the shit out of me. I don't get the logic behind this.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: tehjaybo on May 06, 2009, 03:19:53 PM
The internet is a very confusing place.  I don't think any of us will ever understand it.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Bloodwake on May 06, 2009, 03:51:51 PM
I used to hate the film opinions here but now I lol at it. It's all in good fun.

The internet isn't serious business, dude.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 06, 2009, 04:18:59 PM
I'm somewhat negative on almost every movie i watch and i love watching movies.

Same here.  7/10 for me is a good film. 

It's good to be critical though.  You get more out of films that way. 
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 06, 2009, 04:39:26 PM
If Star Trek does well, I wonder if we'll see a lot more films in space.

What do you think, Cheebs?
Star Wars Prequels massive box office didn't bring about tons of space opera's though.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 06, 2009, 04:43:59 PM
well at least we have Roland Emmerich's FOUNDATION to look forward to :-X :-X :-X

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I just pre-ordered tickets for Star Trek this Friday :-[
[close]
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: TVC15 on May 06, 2009, 04:47:47 PM
well at least we have Roland Emmerich's FOUNDATION to look forward to :-X :-X :-X

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I just pre-ordered tickets for Star Trek this Friday :-[
[close]

smh.  I'm pirating this bitch.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 06, 2009, 04:48:35 PM
How does Emmerich still get big huge budgets? His last couple of films have been flops.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 06, 2009, 04:50:03 PM
it can be the best batman movie and still suck

also batman the movie 1966 is the best batman movie
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eric P on May 06, 2009, 04:51:22 PM
Darkman is the best Batman Movie
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 06, 2009, 04:51:37 PM
How does Emmerich still get big huge budgets? His last couple of films have been flops.

he's a director with a conscience, the voice of his generation
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 06, 2009, 04:52:07 PM
This is the reason why I both love and hate evilbore at the same time.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 06, 2009, 04:52:54 PM
the patriot is the best batman movie
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eric P on May 06, 2009, 04:53:55 PM
Un chien andalou is the best Batman movie
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 06, 2009, 04:54:57 PM
it can be the best batman movie and still suck

also batman the movie 1966 is the best batman movie

/cosigned
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: cool breeze on May 06, 2009, 04:56:22 PM
I think the evilbore consensus on movies is generally good if only because everyone hates Juno.  Unless one of you don't, which would be sad.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 06, 2009, 04:58:23 PM
Ugh, did this thread turn to crap in a hurry.

Listen, this is for the mocking of Trek fans who take this shit too seriously.  I understand that some here are arguing from the position of film snob (which I appreciate) and while I am always down for some mocking of Cheebs, the outrage at the EXTREMIFICATION of Star Trek is kind of lulzworthy.

It's like, on the one hand, sure the new movie will probably be a bit of a lame update.  On the other, it's likely to be better summer escapist fare than either Bayformers or last year's Indiana Jones debacle.  And on the third... most of Star Trek, through it's history, has been laughably bad or outright sucked.  Don't believe me?

Original Trek: laughably bad, fun at times.  Not really special despite the slavering nerd brigades it inspired.
TNG: good by accident.  OK, not really.  A good series for most of it's run, but usually because it ignored it's heritage.
DS9: the best, imo.  Awesome because it took place in one location.
Voyager: lulz.
Enterprise: double lulz.
The various movies were all not very good.

So, if you're whining and bitching about the sullying of the franchise's good name, step back for a second, look around and realize who you're standing next to:  Manabyte.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 06, 2009, 04:58:49 PM
I didn't think Juno was ... that bad. :-[

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just kidding, fuck Juno

has Diablo Cody been kicked out of Hollywood yet
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Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 06, 2009, 05:01:10 PM
Patel, that's OSCAR WINNING SCREENWRITER/FORMER STRIPPER DIABLO CODY to you, sir.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eric P on May 06, 2009, 05:02:18 PM
There is a tapas bar in Seville that has the scene from Un Chien running along the walls, fram by frame.

that's pretty cool.

Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 06, 2009, 05:02:42 PM
i think i've maybe seen a dozen episodes of star trek (all series) in my entire life

i have enjoyed some of the movies for what they were, though

i have a free movie pass on hand, so i'll probably use it to see either this one or terminator

Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 06, 2009, 05:04:07 PM
I didn't think Juno was ... that bad. :-[

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just kidding, fuck Juno

has Diablo Cody been kicked out of Hollywood yet
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she writes a column for entertainment weekly, which i have a free subscription to and still don't bother reading

entertainment weekly is the entertainment weekly of magazines
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 06, 2009, 05:06:07 PM
I have a subscription to Entertainment Weekly too (don't ask)

the good news is that from all accounts Jennifer's Body is a clusterfuck so maybe we can accelerate her fall to disgrace

Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 06, 2009, 05:09:06 PM
Her tv show on showtime is terrible.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 06, 2009, 05:09:56 PM
STFU, Cheebs.  You're like evilbore's version of Donnie from The Big Lebowski, except not as cool.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 06, 2009, 05:11:18 PM
she has a show, too?

http://www.thisblogsmellsfunny.com/2008/03/suggested-pen-names-for-aspiring.html
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 06, 2009, 05:12:20 PM
STFU, Cheebs.  You're like evilbore's version of Donnie from The Big Lebowski, except not as cool.
I won't take back loving Juno. I still love Juno. But I still think her show is terrible.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Bloodwake on May 06, 2009, 05:47:21 PM
I like Juno, but it is pretentious as fuck and further rewatches have degraded my opinion of the film. How the fuck did it get nominated for Best Picture?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 06, 2009, 05:53:00 PM
Sunday School Semenizing mmm

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Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 06, 2009, 05:55:07 PM
(http://imgs.inkfrog.com/pix/kahukunet/homeschoolval.jpg)
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 06, 2009, 05:57:46 PM
there's some frightening story about how the Patriot Act was used to remove a 16-year-old from home schooling today and all I could think is "at last! a valid use!"
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 06, 2009, 06:01:41 PM
there's some frightening story about how the Patriot Act was used to remove a 16-year-old from home schooling today and all I could think is "at last! a valid use!"

:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Bloodwake on May 06, 2009, 06:48:33 PM
Oh my fucking god, might have just found a way to see Star Trek tonight.

Now I'm in full blown out geek Trekkie mode. More later.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: TVC15 on May 06, 2009, 06:51:47 PM
she has a show, too?

http://www.thisblogsmellsfunny.com/2008/03/suggested-pen-names-for-aspiring.html

United States of Tara.  Got Showtime its best ratings in years and was also a pretty decent critical success.  Already renewed for a second season.  

Sorry, Patel, but Diablo Cody ain't gonna get kicked out any time soon :(
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 06, 2009, 07:31:54 PM
she has a show, too?

http://www.thisblogsmellsfunny.com/2008/03/suggested-pen-names-for-aspiring.html

United States of Tara.  Got Showtime its best ratings in years and was also a pretty decent critical success.  Already renewed for a second season.  

Sorry, Patel, but Diablo Cody ain't gonna get kicked out any time soon :(
And produced by steven spielberg lol.

The girl who plays her sister is hot, thats the only good part about it.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 06, 2009, 07:39:03 PM
STFU, Cheebs.  You're like evilbore's version of Donnie from The Big Lebowski, except not as cool.

Speaking of Donnie, Cheebs probably loved Donnie Darko and thought it was really deep. 
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 06, 2009, 07:41:11 PM
No, I actually didn't like it. Big Lebowski on the other hand is great, although Raising Arizona is the best Coen Brothers comedy I still think.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 06, 2009, 11:59:07 PM
Ebert didn't think too highly of it:

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“Star Trek” as a concept has voyaged far beyond science fiction and into the safe waters of space opera, but that doesn’t amaze me. The Gene Roddenberry years, when stories might play with questions of science, ideals or philosophy, have been replaced by stories reduced to loud and colorful action. Like so many franchises, it’s more concerned with repeating a successful formula than going boldly where no “Star Trek” has gone before.

The 2009 “Star Trek” film goes back eagerly to where “Star Trek” began, using time travel to explain a cast of mostly the same characters, only at a younger point in their lives, sailing the Starship Enterprise. As a story idea, this is sort of brilliant and saves on invention, because young Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Uhura, Scotty and the rest channel their later selves. The child is father to the man, or the Vulcan, and all that.

Don’t get me wrong. This is fun. And when Leonard Nimoy himself returns as the aged Spock, encountering another Spock (Zachary Quinto) as a young man, I was kind of delighted, although as is customary in many sci-fi films, nobody is as astonished as they should be. Holy moly! Time travel exists, and this may be me! It’s more like a little ambiguous dialogue is exchanged, and they’re off to battle the evil Romulan Capt. Nero (Eric Bana).

Time travel as we all know, is impossible in the sense it happens here, but many things are possible in this film. Anyone with the slightest notion of what a black hole is, or how it behaves, will find the black holes in “Star Trek” hilarious. The logic is also a little puzzling when Scotty can beam people into another ship in outer space, but they have to physically parachute to land on a platform in the air from which the Romulans are drilling a hole to the Earth’s core. After they land there, they fight with two Romulan guards, using ... fists and swords? The platform is suspended from Arthur C. Clark’s “space elevator,” but instead of fullerenes, the cable is made of metallic chunks the size of refrigerators.

But stop me before I get started. I mention these details only to demonstrate that the movie raises its yo-yo finger to the science, while embracing the fiction. Apart from details from the youths of the characters and the Spock reunion, it consists mostly of encounters between the Enterprise and the incomparably larger and much better armed Romulan spaceship from the future. It’s encouraging to learn that not even explosions and fires can quickly damage a starship. Also that lifeboats can save the crew, despite the vast distance from home base.

That would be because of warp speed, which for present purposes consists of looking through an unnecessary window at bright lights zapping past. This method of transportation prevents any sense of wonder at the immensity of outer space and is a convenience not only for the starship but also for the screenwriters, who can push a button and zap to the next scene. The concept of using warp speed to escape the clutches of a black hole seems like a recycling of the ancient dilemma of the rock and the hard place.

But there are affecting character moments. Young Spock is deliberately taunted in hopes he will, as a Vulcan, betray emotion. Because Zachary Quinto plays him as a bit of a self-righteous prig, it’s satisfying to see him lose it. Does poor young Spock realize he faces a lifetime of people trying to get a rise out of him? Nimoy, as the elderly Spock, must have benefitted, because he is the most human character in the film.

Chris Pine, as James Tiberius Kirk, appears first as a hot-rodding rebel who has found a Corvette in the 23rd century and drives it into the Grand Canyon. A few years after he’s put on suspension by the Academy and smuggled on board the Enterprise by Bones McCoy (Karl Urban), he becomes the ship’s captain. There are times when the command deck looks like Bring Your Child to School Day, with the kid sitting in daddy’s chair.

Uhura (Zoe Saldana) seems to have traveled through time to the pre-feminist 1960s, where she found her miniskirt and go-go boots. She seems wise and gentle and unsuited to her costume. Scotty (Simon Pegg) seems to have begun life as a character in a Scots sitcom. Eric Bana’s Nero destroys whole planets on the basis of faulty intelligence, but the character is played straight and is effective.

The special effects are slam-bam. Spatial relationships between spaceships are unclear because the Romulan ship and the Enterprise have such widely unmatched scales. Battles consist primarily of jump-suited crew members running down corridors in advance of smoke, sparks and flames. Lots of verbal commands seem implausibly slow. Consider, at light warp speeds, how imprecise it would be to say “At my command ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...” Between “2” and “1,” you could jump a million galaxies.

I thought about these things during “Star Trek” because I could not help myself. I understand the Star Trek science has never been intended as plausible. I understand this is not science fiction but an Ark movie using a starship. I understand that the character types are as familiar as your favorite slippers. But the franchise has become much of a muchness. The new movie essentially intends to reboot the franchise with younger characters and carry on as before. The movie deals with narrative housekeeping. Perhaps the next one will engage these characters in a more challenging and devious story, one more about testing their personalities than re-establishing them. In the meantime, you want space opera, you got it.

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090506/REVIEWS/905069997 (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090506/REVIEWS/905069997)
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 07, 2009, 12:18:04 AM
someone invite Ebert to Evilbore

also rename it Ebertbore in his honor
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 07, 2009, 12:24:43 AM
Has the same RT score as The Dark Knight in the end though. Guess that means EB must hate it.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 07, 2009, 12:38:52 AM
I don't get this forum, they bash Ebert in one thread and then praise him in another.

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/Cheebs
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Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 07, 2009, 12:39:58 AM
Whatever fits the EB mindset. Star Trek is getting near universal praise, amazing fucking amazing reviews. Any of the handful that don't like it will get worshipped.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 07, 2009, 12:47:00 AM
I guess I must be doing it wrong- I thought Dark Knight was a good summer flick, Watchmen sucked and am indifferent towards Star Trek for the most part.

Cheebs is still a little back seat riding, mommy driven bitch tho.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 07, 2009, 12:55:00 AM
Whatever fits the EB mindset. Star Trek is getting near universal praise, amazing fucking amazing reviews. Any of the handful that don't like it will get worshipped.

So because the vast majority of reviews for it are positive that means that the movie is absolutely perfect, above reproach, and everyone in the world should fall all over themselves in heaping lavish praise on it? The vast majority of reviewers said that Speed Racer and Silent Hill were both trash movies with few redeeming qualities and they were dead wrong. The point being that RT percentages are a nice guideline, but hardly the be-all, end-all for every single person out there.

I'll go watch it this weekend and most likely enjoy it, but it doesn't sound like it's what I'm really looking for in Star Trek movie.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Bloodwake on May 07, 2009, 12:56:41 AM
Everyone in their right mind also knows that Ebert has been going bonkers on film reviews for a while now.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 07, 2009, 01:32:57 AM
bringing up RT percentages like they mean something is such bullshit
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Bloodwake on May 07, 2009, 01:38:41 AM
I think this thread has a problem

Unless people just came back from advanced screenings, no one here has seen the fucking movie, so we are all fucking distinguished mentally-challenged for making a judgment of its quality.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 07, 2009, 01:46:10 AM
You have a problem!

Why don't you just make out with Cheebs in the back of his mom's car while she takes you guys shopping?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: TVC15 on May 07, 2009, 03:05:06 AM
I don't get this forum, they bash Ebert in one thread and then praise him in another.

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/Cheebs
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I like reading Ebert.  I don't always agree with his opinions, but I think he generally does a good job of at least making me consider his opinion.  Unlike, say, Cheebs, who's just a barometer of the hype behind something.  Star Trek this year, Obama last year, Juno the year before. . .
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 07, 2009, 03:09:00 AM
bringing up RT percentages like they mean something is such bullshit

Revenge of the Sith pretty much conclusively proved that.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 07, 2009, 10:48:00 AM
Funny thing about this movie, it's mostly made by people who didn't give a shit about Star Trek. Aside from the writers. Lol
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 07, 2009, 11:17:14 AM
zoe salalaldadalada is pretty hot. i bet she's worth seeing it in imax for.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Mupepe on May 07, 2009, 02:11:08 PM
Saw it last night.  It was awesome.  Hardcore trekkies won't be fulfilled though.  Take it for what it is and it is awesome though.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 07, 2009, 03:39:36 PM
Also it appeals to pseudo-hipsters.

I'm of the belief that all hispters are "psuedo-hispters."

Whatever fits the EB mindset. Star Trek is getting near universal praise, amazing fucking amazing reviews. Any of the handful that don't like it will get worshipped.

My God you're annoying. Why do you care so much about these things?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: tiesto on May 07, 2009, 05:22:08 PM
Sunday School Semenizing mmm

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(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ArZ%2BIqmNL._SS500_.jpg)
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(http://www.plexipr.com/%7Eplexiftp/made-event/wmc2008/beatport/made033008SS_442x280.jpg)

:bow Sunday School For Degenerates :bow2

Only sunday school I would actually go to, awesome mnml/techno party thrown by Made Event. Oh and my crazy wingbat ex LOVED Juno, unsurprisingly. She and I watched it together and I thought it was horrible.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: TVC15 on May 07, 2009, 07:59:52 PM
Crank 2 (http://www.avclub.com/articles/crank-high-voltage,26829/) > Star Trek (http://www.avclub.com/articles/star-trek,27714/)

Seems over for Star Trek

Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Boogie on May 07, 2009, 10:50:37 PM
Just got back from it.

Initial reaction:  Pretty good.  ....okay, I thought it was frickin' cool.

One thing almost ruined it for me, though:

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Spock and Uhura?!  What the FUCK, writers?!  Eww
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But otherwise, gut reaction is I was thoroughly entertained, lots of action, there were tons of Trek in-jokes/references (and most of them worked/fit in well)

Later on, I'm sure I'll have a few plot nitpicks, but coming out of the theatre, I thought it did almost everything right.  Definitely ranks above every TNG film besides First Contact.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 07, 2009, 10:58:33 PM
I wish they gave Jennifer Morrison at least one other scene. Come on she should at least been at the part when Kirk becomes Captain.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Boogie on May 07, 2009, 11:03:59 PM
I wish they gave Jennifer Morrison at least one other scene. Come on she should at least been at the part when Kirk becomes Captain.

goes to imdb...

mommy Kirk?  Meh, I'm over it.

first nitpick:  I didn't like Chekhov.  I think just about everyone else did a good job (Urban's McCoy :bow) but Chekhov blew chunks. 
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 07, 2009, 11:11:12 PM
Chekov was..odd. The russian accent just felt weird. I normally like the actor but yeah. Urban was channeling deforest kelley. I was worried that he wouldn't get much screen time due to him being barely in the trailers but was thankfully proven wrong.

Oh and they need to get rid of Scotty's sidekick before the sequel. It was funny but just felt so out of place and un-needed.

The reference to the first Star Wars movie of Luke and Obi-Wan with the sand people was cute though, didn't think the homage would be that obvious lol.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Boogie on May 07, 2009, 11:38:13 PM
I think the new Chekhov had a tough time because he is Russian, but had to adapt his accent to Koenig's fucked-up faux-Russian.  (ie, Russians have absolutely no problem pronouncing their V's, in fact, it's the opposite, as there's no W in Russian)
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 08, 2009, 12:13:42 AM
Sulu was fine. Phoenix in the GAF said it best when he said it's hard to explain it but for some reason this Sulu feels more like Sulu than the old one.

Maybe it is because Takei has become such a parody of himself in recent years I dunno but that gut reaction of his feels right to me as well.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 08, 2009, 12:33:09 AM
He's more...calm lol. His action bit is nice, and as well as his bit about messing up going to warp. Other than that it's normal Sulu stuff. Better than Chekov.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 09, 2009, 03:06:49 AM
Eh, wasn't really feeling it.

It was alright.

No emotional weight to it whatsoever and almost all the entertainment value came from watching how all the crew fell into place (said crew member is dead/missing - congrats, you're promoted!).

Felt like an elongated television pilot with slick production values.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Bloodwake on May 09, 2009, 03:21:53 AM
It's everything a summer blockbuster film should be. My two biggest complaints are the cinematography (PLEASE BACK UP FUCKING CAMERAMAN I WANT TO SEE THE DAMN BRIDGE) and maybe the lack of a social issue for the film to get behind.

Other than that, it's easily the best Trek film, IMO. Best score, best acting, best plot, best everything.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 09, 2009, 03:34:34 AM
much to my chagrin I actually liked it :3

it's a much better movie (and much more Star Trek of a movie) than the trailers, ad campaign, and interviews would lead you to believe. the creators LIED because they knew all the Star Trek fans would just go see it anyway
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 09, 2009, 03:40:25 AM
Other than that, it's easily the best Trek film, IMO. Best score, best acting, best plot, best everything.

No fucking way.

The characters were pretty one dimensional across the board.  This was a very thin blockbuster propped up by some good humor and slick production values; there's really nothing of value to discuss from it.  I just didn't find it very exciting.

Need more Simon Pegg.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Bloodwake on May 09, 2009, 03:58:56 AM
Yeah, this film definitely is a Trek film. Even with Sabotage by the Beastie Boys.

By the way, Willco, seriously, have you seen the other Trek movies? It's not that hard to beat them out. Even I can admit that half the reason I like most of them is because I'm a trekkie.

Not downplaying how good of a film Star Trek is though. Man, the fucking casting was great. And I didn't want to strangle Karl Urban for once in my life.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 09, 2009, 04:03:35 AM
yeah, I was gonna say to Willco - being a good Trek film is not that hard

it's better than all the TNG films by far including First Contact

the only real contenders for comparison are II, IV and VI. IV is kind of ridonkulously hokey, and while I like VI a lot, the TOS crew is more than a wee bit geriatric at that point in the franchise. so I'd say it's easily the second best Trek film - maybe third once I think about VI some more.

the cast was spot on, and Nimoy was the glue (and heart) that held the new continuity together. my only real complaint is that nearly the entire movie was spent "getting the band back together" and I want the sequel NOW

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also, no Klingons? kinda surprising
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Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 09, 2009, 04:07:46 AM
I'm by no means a Trekkie, but Wrath of Khan, The Undiscovered Country and First Contact are all better films than this one.

Again, this film felt like a two-hour television pilot for a new Trek show.  How will this crew member end up at their position/rank?  When will they say that favorite catchphrases?

J.J. Abrams needs to fire the guy who does his camera work - he shoots movies like television.  Mission: Impossible III had the same problem.  The fact that we have GIANT FUCKING SPACESHIPS and there's not any real grand shots that stand out is a fucking travesty.

It's not bad and there are much worse Star Trek movies, but this is by no means the best.  I thought the casting was pretty good, though.  And I like the humor.  There's no emotional weight to it because the whole doomsday scenario is illogical and Nero is poorly framed as an antagonist (this is a trademark of Orci and Kurtzman).
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 09, 2009, 04:10:44 AM
I'd probably see a sequel if they developed a story.  And I mean, a real story - not a light, breezy origin tale as seen here.  At this point, I'm inclined to think Orci and Kurtzman cannot write compelling antagonists.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 09, 2009, 04:12:47 AM
fleshing out Bana's character is the point of the Countdown prequel comic miniseries

hey, if Cloverfield fans are allowed to reference the ARG, I can bring up the prequel comic ;)

I thought he was an okay protagonist, even so. Trek villains can be divided into two groups: Khan, and everyone else whose names you can't remember


EDIT:
Star Trek, though, has never been about antagonists. It's about working together as a species (and with other species) to overcome our shortcomings and accomplish great things. It's man vs. himself, and man vs. nature, not man vs. man. "Better antagonist" isn't really where Trek should be going
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 09, 2009, 10:21:18 AM
I'm not reading any comics for any backstory.

The problem with that logic is that you're contesting that this new iteration of Star Trek is like the old - it's not.  It's an action/adventure film first and foremost, and the most compelling action/adventure films have great antagonists.

There is absolutely nothing in the film that makes me think this is a series about any of those things you just said.  I think there was maybe one line describing why the Federation is important.  Other than that it was just hot, funny dudes shooting lasers in space.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 09, 2009, 10:31:29 AM
Willco didn't you think this was going to bomb? Apparently with the thursday previews this did 33 mil yesterday and should finish out by the end of sunday with 75-80 mil.

And I expect the sequel to be a lot better. I loved the cast and the characters, far more than the overall plot. A movie where they are all in place and on the ship from minute 1 for Trek II is what I really want. Got the origins out of the way.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 09, 2009, 10:39:52 AM
Yeah, the movie made me want to see the sequel pretty much right now. The cast works fantastically together. I am ok with the idea of doing Khan EVENTUALLY but I really hope they don't do him in the sequel. Do something completely original.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 09, 2009, 10:42:14 AM
Why are you guys actually debating the Bayformers apologist?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 09, 2009, 10:44:55 AM
Willco didn't you think this was going to bomb? Apparently with the thursday previews this did 33 mil yesterday and should finish out by the end of sunday with 75-80 mil.

I really was hoping it'd flop, but it's pretty empty popcorn fare, so it's no surprise it was able to pull out decent numbers.

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And I expect the sequel to be a lot better. I loved the cast and the characters, far more than the overall plot.

A movie where they are all in place and on the ship from minute 1 for Trek II is what I really want. Got the origins out of the way.

The fact that it was an origin story is not what hampered the film - if anything, the origins saved it.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 09, 2009, 10:47:02 AM
Why are you guys actually debating the Bayformers apologist?

I'm not really an apologist, though.  I'll actually concede that it's a not-very-good-film that I enjoy on a visceral level.

I'd be more than willing to enjoy this iteration of Star Trek for space battle porn, but none of it is very exciting or shot very well.  It's just like, there.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 09, 2009, 10:57:45 AM
I hope the next one has a big space battle, I was hoping for one in this. Basically all there was was the Enterprise zooming in at the end and waiting around while Spock destroyed the ship.  I was expecting one based of the trailers/tv spots.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Kestastrophe on May 09, 2009, 11:02:57 AM
I am not familiar with Star Trek in the slightest, but I thought that the dialogue was way too cheesy
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 09, 2009, 01:57:40 PM
[youtube=560,345]qc6WnUfmAdI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 09, 2009, 02:47:45 PM
Eh, wasn't really feeling it.

It was alright.

No emotional weight to it whatsoever and almost all the entertainment value came from watching how all the crew fell into place (said crew member is dead/missing - congrats, you're promoted!).

Felt like an elongated television pilot with slick production values.

So Willco, is it worth my $7? You're right about most blockbusters, outside of Transformers and Spider-Man 3 of course
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 09, 2009, 02:55:43 PM
iirc Twilight
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 09, 2009, 03:05:13 PM
Me: I kind of liked the new Star Trek movie... :-\
Friend: Really?? :S
Me: And Willco hated it. ;)
Friend: I guess I should go see it, then. :lol
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on May 09, 2009, 03:41:36 PM
You don't really need to read the Countdown comic. Spock's flashback and Nero talking to Pike give you basically what's in there. The rest of the comic is just fanservice with Captain Data and Ambassador Picard.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 09, 2009, 04:33:53 PM
Eh, wasn't really feeling it.

It was alright.

No emotional weight to it whatsoever and almost all the entertainment value came from watching how all the crew fell into place (said crew member is dead/missing - congrats, you're promoted!).

Felt like an elongated television pilot with slick production values.

So Willco, is it worth my $7? You're right about most blockbusters, outside of Transformers and Spider-Man 3 of course

I don't think I recommended Spidey 3 to anyone outside of Raimi-philes.

Star Trek might be worth a matinee if you're bored - it's by no means a bad film.  I just didn't find it terribly exciting for what was definitely a summer fluff version of Star Trek.

I did like the new Kirk.  I'm not really a fan of Quinto's Spock, just kind of indifferent.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 09, 2009, 04:35:34 PM
I liked everything EXCEPT the new Kirk

Kirk has always been a boring and bad captain and Chris Pine carries on proudly in that tradition

Quinto's Spock was awesome! WiLLCO AM BiZARRO MOViE REViEWER
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 09, 2009, 04:40:25 PM
I thought the Kobiyashi Maru(sp?) bit with Pike was pretty hysterical. I felt there was a likability to this new Kirk since he Abrams and Co. beat the crap out of him constantly. Shatner was arrogant and never paid the repricussions, but Pike gets the shit knocked out of him constantly.

I'm indifferent to Quinto cause his Spock sounds an awful lot like Sylar. He's not bad, but he's no Nimoy and the fact that Nimoy is in the film only magnifies that.

Film needed more Simon Pegg.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 09, 2009, 04:43:09 PM
at least they cut the implication from the script that it was

spoiler (click to show/hide)
green-skinned Orion roommate girl who hacked the Kobayashi Maru for him
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I thought Pegg was kind of a weak link, much as I love him - introduced too late in the movie, and played too much for comic relief
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 09, 2009, 04:48:22 PM
[youtube=560,345]qc6WnUfmAdI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 09, 2009, 04:49:02 PM
Yeah, I wondered about that.

I liked Simon Pegg, but he definitely was a joke character. They need to cut whatever that thing that helps him from further sequels, though.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 09, 2009, 04:59:01 PM
Trek dorks like Spock. Who knew.

it's not cause I'm a Trek dork! it's cause I'm an INTJ
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on May 09, 2009, 06:31:39 PM
One of the things they should've have done was cut out the Rura Penthe sequence since it confuses people as to what Nero was doing for 25 years.

He was in Rura Penthe for those 25 years. The footage was shot, but test audiences didn't like the sequence so they cut it out. Uhura makes reference to picking up a transmission from a Klingon prison planet, which is his escape. The scenes are shown in the second trailer. The "Wait is over" line is from that part.

Here are Klingons in the trailer:
(http://img.trekmovie.com/images/st09/trailer2analysis/thumbs/165.jpg)

And Nero before he leaves Rua Penthe:
(http://img.trekmovie.com/images/st09/trailer2analysis/thumbs/262.jpg)

Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Barry Egan on May 09, 2009, 06:41:28 PM
Trek dorks like Spock. Who knew.

it's not cause I'm a Trek dork! it's cause I'm an INTJ

I'd rather you be a star trek dork then a Jungian  :(
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 09, 2009, 07:09:20 PM
One of the things they should've have done was cut out the Rura Penthe sequence since it confuses people as to what Nero was doing for 25 years.

He was in Rura Penthe for those 25 years. The footage was shot, but test audiences didn't like the sequence so they cut it out. Uhura makes reference to picking up a transmission from a Klingon prison planet, which is his escape. The scenes are shown in the second trailer. The "Wait is over" line is from that part.

Here are Klingons in the trailer:
(http://img.trekmovie.com/images/st09/trailer2analysis/thumbs/165.jpg)

And Nero before he leaves Rua Penthe:
(http://img.trekmovie.com/images/st09/trailer2analysis/thumbs/262.jpg)


It apparently really slowed down the movie as well so I am ok with it being cut. Abrams said it will be on the dvd so thats fine.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on May 09, 2009, 07:13:01 PM
One of the things they should've have done was cut out the Rura Penthe sequence since it confuses people as to what Nero was doing for 25 years.

He was in Rura Penthe for those 25 years. The footage was shot, but test audiences didn't like the sequence so they cut it out. Uhura makes reference to picking up a transmission from a Klingon prison planet, which is his escape. The scenes are shown in the second trailer. The "Wait is over" line is from that part.

Here are Klingons in the trailer:
(http://img.trekmovie.com/images/st09/trailer2analysis/thumbs/165.jpg)

And Nero before he leaves Rua Penthe:
(http://img.trekmovie.com/images/st09/trailer2analysis/thumbs/262.jpg)


It apparently really slowed down the movie as well so I am ok with it being cut. Abrams said it will be on the dvd so thats fine.

But the gap really confuses people. Just look at the GAF nitpick thread.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on May 09, 2009, 07:22:22 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/5290491/Tony-Alleyne-and-his-Star-Trek-flat.html

Bet this guy isn't going to see the film.

Is that the same guy from Trekkies?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Veidt on May 09, 2009, 08:10:07 PM
Star Trek made me love life again.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 09, 2009, 09:24:13 PM
Hell no.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 09, 2009, 09:36:22 PM
God, I hope so.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 09, 2009, 06:07:53 PM
Hey, will this make more then TDK?

TDK made $158 million in three days and is the highest grossing movie ever through ten days.

Star Trek will make about $77 million through Sunday [which counts a few early screening on Thursday].

In other words, it's not going to happen.

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Will it make more then Origins?

Star Trek's weekend total looks like it's going to be considerably less, so it only will if it has some really long legs amd Origins has really short legs.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 09, 2009, 06:26:31 PM
Star Trek is going to drop huge once Terminator opens.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 09, 2009, 06:38:27 PM
Star Trek is going to drop huge once Terminator opens.
That's in like a month and a half. Movies don't really last that long lol. Wolverine looks to be dropping near 70% this weekend. I doubt Trek will have bad legs like that. It'll do better in the long run, easily. Transformers obviously will be the biggest thing this summer though.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 09, 2009, 06:39:16 PM
Ugh I read that as Transformers.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 09, 2009, 06:40:33 PM
Uh, Terminator opens in twelve days, Cheebs. :lol
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 09, 2009, 06:42:21 PM
I knoooooooow.  :-\  Terminator will be pretty big.  If I'd make a guess I'd say Wolverine - 175 mil (looks to have terrible legs based on how it dropped on friday, Trek really killed it), Star Trek 200 mil, Terminator I bet will do pretty damn well. No idea but it will do better than both of those.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 09, 2009, 06:42:27 PM
Star Trek will make $150 million or so at the box office, which isn't spectacular, but I guess it's not a bomb.

Number one box office champion will be DRAG ME TO HELL.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 09, 2009, 06:54:51 PM
Star Trek will make $150 million or so at the box office, which isn't spectacular, but I guess it's not a bomb.

Number one box office champion will be DRAG ME TO HELL.
After making 70 mil+ opening weekend?  I doubt it. That would mean it has pretty terrible legs.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 09, 2009, 06:55:32 PM
Oh and you may have been kidding but Drag Me To Hell will do very well.  PG-13 + Horror =$$$$$$
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Veidt on May 09, 2009, 06:55:58 PM
Star Trek will do 250+ Million.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Diunx on May 09, 2009, 06:57:54 PM
Veidt and Borys are back!!! lets have an orgy before emo Malek returns.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: OptimoPeach on May 09, 2009, 07:00:59 PM
I knoooooooow.  :-\  Terminator will be pretty big.  If I'd make a guess I'd say Wolverine - 175 mil (looks to have terrible legs based on how it dropped on friday, Trek really killed it), Star Trek 200 mil, Terminator I bet will do pretty damn well. No idea but it will do better than both of those.
After making 70 mil+ opening weekend?  I doubt it. That would mean it has pretty terrible legs.
This has to be the most gay buzzword ever.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Diunx on May 10, 2009, 12:08:16 AM
Just saw the movie, liked it.

:bow Cheebs :bow2

:bow green chick :bow2

:bow Simon Pegg :bow2
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2009, 12:17:16 AM
oh god, cheebs can't be right about this, I refuse to believe it
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 10, 2009, 12:47:35 AM
oh god, cheebs can't be right about this, I refuse to believe it

it's totally possible to reach the correct conclusion through faulty arguments
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: BlackMage on May 10, 2009, 02:03:36 AM
i liked it.  ;)
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 10, 2009, 05:22:25 AM
Even I can end up right about a movie once in a while.  If it makes you feel better just remember Indiana Jones 4. I hyped that movie up and it ended up being terrible.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Herr Mafflard on May 10, 2009, 05:28:04 AM
Saw it on friday. I thought it was okay. 2/5.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: pilonv1 on May 10, 2009, 05:43:19 AM
I knoooooooow.  :-\  Terminator will be pretty big.  If I'd make a guess I'd say Wolverine - 175 mil (looks to have terrible legs based on how it dropped on friday, Trek really killed it), Star Trek 200 mil, Terminator I bet will do pretty damn well. No idea but it will do better than both of those.
After making 70 mil+ opening weekend?  I doubt it. That would mean it has pretty terrible legs.
This has to be the most gay buzzword ever.

the shittiest use of it is nfags talking games having legs, so it is the gayest word yet
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Herr Mafflard on May 10, 2009, 05:59:13 AM
[youtube=560,345]k9YU7r4oPKw[/youtube]

He really liked it. I must be out of touch with the summer blockbuster. Still really looking forward to Terminator, though.



Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 10, 2009, 06:24:25 AM
[youtube=560,345]qc6WnUfmAdI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 10, 2009, 07:25:09 AM
See, Mark's review just mirrors what i thought, here is a film critic who has a lot of knowledge of the Star Trek universe, and spends 6 and a half of his 8 min review, just talking about how "awesome" this movie was in the way that it did previous characters in the universe with new actors and they all looked and moved in ways you would expect them.

And the action sequences were average, no mention of the terrible camera work in them, what about the underdeveloped villain, and what about the soundtrack?

It's funny, all i see is fans talking about how awesome it is that a new Star Trek is out, and it's not garbage, and looked more expensive than ever.

I bet Terminator 4 and Transformers 2 will end up blowing this movie away in terms of action, entertainment, and excitement, and yet they will get trashed by critics. Meanwhile, people will be cheering and smiling all the way through.

I'm just sorta baffled by how much of a free pass Star Trek is getting in really important stuff.
The first transformers got meh reviews. Probably the same for the second. Although I enjoyed it and will enjoy the sequel.

I really doubt T4 will be better. It's McG after all. Abrams is a far better director than McG.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Diunx on May 10, 2009, 07:45:22 AM
See, Mark's review just mirrors what i thought, here is a film critic who has a lot of knowledge of the Star Trek universe, and spends 6 and a half of his 8 min review, just talking about how "awesome" this movie was in the way that it did previous characters in the universe with new actors and they all looked and moved in ways you would expect them.

And the action sequences were average, no mention of the terrible camera work in them, what about the underdeveloped villain, and what about the soundtrack?

It's funny, all i see is fans talking about how awesome it is that a new Star Trek is out, and it's not garbage, and looked more expensive than ever.

I bet Terminator 4 and Transformers 2 will end up blowing this movie away in terms of action, entertainment, and excitement, and yet they will get trashed by critics. Meanwhile, people will be cheering and smiling all the way through.

I'm just sorta baffled by how much of a free pass Star Trek is getting in really important stuff.

Transformer 1 had worse action sequences than star trek I don't see the sequel being different and terminator is directed than Mcg :lol
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Tucah on May 10, 2009, 07:53:13 AM
Saw Star Trek last night, enjoyed it. It certainly wasn't perfect, the story was a little off at places, Nero was an incredibly lame villain, but the great cast made the movie. Of course, I've never seen the original Star Trek so I don't know how they stack up to that cast, but I thought it was a fine job overall. Checkov was the weakest link. Soundtrack was decent. The lens flare was overdone to the point of annoyance. A solid, mindless summer action flick.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 10, 2009, 08:08:25 AM
[youtube=560,345]qc6WnUfmAdI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 10, 2009, 09:13:51 AM
Made 76.5 million this weekend. Very good start. Sequel is pretty much guaranteed with this.

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118003418.html?categoryid=13&cs=1
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Bloodwake on May 10, 2009, 09:19:23 AM
Yeah its basicly a setup for the sequels

Hopefully.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 10, 2009, 09:22:33 AM
Well you really don't need to be hopeful. It will happen. After a near 80 mil opening weekend there is no way Paramount won't do the sequel.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Diunx on May 10, 2009, 10:08:38 AM
I think that making this a different universe was very smart, now if they wanted to they can redo old star trek stories in their own way without fanboys crying.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 10, 2009, 10:55:27 AM
Cheebs is still annoying in this thread, but I saw Star Trek yesterday and liked it.

The German food and beer after the movie at Feierabend was better, though.  :D
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Bloodwake on May 10, 2009, 11:24:34 AM
I think that making this a different universe was very smart, now if they wanted to they can redo old star trek stories in their own way without fanboys crying.

Me too. And they definitely put old Spock in the new universe for a reason, one I expect to see in the sequels.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: border on May 11, 2009, 12:41:48 AM
It reminded me a lot of Batman Begins.  The first 45 minutes are great.....the rest, I could take it or leave it.  I wish more of the film had been devoted to establishing all the characters.  The guy who played Bones seemed like the only one that was really doing a heavy-handed impression of the previous character/actor, and yet I still liked him very well because he was given some great lines.

The opening sequence was also mega-cool.  For some reason I found it more emotionally moving than anything in the Battlestar Galactica finale.....Kirk having to listen to his newborn baby cry as he pilots the ship on a collision course has heart-wrenching.  It's the sort of really cheap schmaltz that I never ever fall for, but for some reason this time I bit the apple.

Has Star Trek always handled time-travel in this fashion, where remnants of a previous timeline are allowed to remain intact even if they are inherently paradoxes?  If they were doing it in the more common "Back to the Future" way, Spock obviously should have ceased to exist once the timeline was changed (or at least his memory should have changed).
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 11, 2009, 12:48:21 AM
Yea, that's how ST does it as far as I know. THey didn't change the future, they created an alternate reality :itisamystery
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: bachikarn on May 11, 2009, 01:26:29 AM
Really? I thought till now Star Trek never did the alternate reality thing. It would make IV and First Contact kind of pointless if it were just an alternate timeline.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Bloodwake on May 11, 2009, 01:52:04 AM
Really? I thought till now Star Trek never did the alternate reality thing. It would make IV and First Contact kind of pointless if it were just an alternate timeline.

They've ALWAYS done alternate timeline and parallel universe shit.

There was a TOS episode where there was an "evil Enterprise" with a goatee'd Spock.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 11, 2009, 02:34:32 AM
Yea, that's how ST does it as far as I know. THey didn't change the future, they created an alternate reality :itisamystery

(http://www.goviolet.com/board/itisamystery.gif)

They've ALWAYS done alternate timeline and parallel universe shit.

There was a TOS episode where there was an "evil Enterprise" with a goatee'd Spock.

(http://www.goviolet.com/board/mysterysolved.gif)
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2009, 05:17:34 AM
george rr martin's take

Quote
Saw the new STAR TREK movie last night.

No spoilers here, just a resounding thumbs down. Take a pass.

The actors do a very creditable job of creating young versions of all the familiar characters from Classic Trek, but the writing sucks start to finish, and the science fictional aspects are ludicrous even for STAR TREK. Fans of the old show might like the film... but then again, maybe not, since it's a "reboot" (Hollywoodese for "retcon") and pisses all over the original continuity.

Me, I think they should just let this tired, tired franchise die. STAR WARS too. I don't ever need to see another wookie, or another klingon. (They won't, of course. Not so long as there's one more nickle to be made. I know how Hollywood works).

I love SF, and I love space opera, but can't we have some new characters in a new universe? Even BATTLESTAR GALACTICA was a retread, albeit a much more interesting one than anything Trek or SW has done in decades. We did have FIREFLY, short lived as it was... but there's room for more. Let's have television versions of Honor Harrington and Miles Vorkosigan. Let's have someone film the Praxis series by Walter Jon Williams, the best space opera I've read in years. Let's have anything that isn't Trek or STAR WARS.

If they really must remake old shows, screw it, let them remake Tom Corbett, Space Cadet, or Rocky Jones, Space Ranger. Pinto Vortando rules!!!
http://grrm.livejournal.com/
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: TVC15 on May 11, 2009, 05:19:41 AM
(http://indarktrees.com/pics/georgerrmartindance.gif)(http://indarktrees.com/pics/georgerrmartindance.gif)(http://indarktrees.com/pics/georgerrmartindance.gif)
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2009, 05:31:09 AM
Martin should do a sci-fi opera after* he finishes ASOIAF


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* :'(
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Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eric P on May 11, 2009, 09:42:02 AM
just read some ian banks

start with player of games
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 11, 2009, 11:00:38 AM
Really? I thought till now Star Trek never did the alternate reality thing. It would make IV and First Contact kind of pointless if it were just an alternate timeline.

They've ALWAYS done alternate timeline and parallel universe shit.

There was a TOS episode where there was an "evil Enterprise" with a goatee'd Spock.

Yesterday's Enterprise is my favorite TNG episode.

Typically with alternate universe stuff, we always return to the "standard" timeline. The future always seems to be fixed, but this time it wasn't.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 11, 2009, 12:37:15 PM
Yesterday's Enterprise is my favorite TNG episode.

Typically with alternate universe stuff, we always return to the "standard" timeline. The future always seems to be fixed, but this time it wasn't.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TimeyWimeyBall
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 11, 2009, 02:19:44 PM
(http://www.chainsawsuit.com/comics/20090511.gif)
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on May 11, 2009, 02:50:40 PM
Made 76.5 million this weekend. Very good start. Sequel is pretty much guaranteed with this.

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118003418.html?categoryid=13&cs=1

The sequel was guaranteed a month ago.

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118001885.html?categoryid=13&cs=1

Summer 2011.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Barry Egan on May 11, 2009, 03:01:38 PM
(http://www.chainsawsuit.com/comics/20090511.gif)

:rofl
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 11, 2009, 03:02:04 PM
I hope they bring back Kahn!

Yes, after going to great lengths and expense to successfully reboot the franchise, I want them to do nothing but remake movies we've already seen.

Next up: whalesong!
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: cool breeze on May 11, 2009, 04:48:14 PM
I thought the movie was pretty good.  I never watched anything Star Trek before and most of my knowledge of the series comes from references in other media (that Futurama episode, etc).  One thing I both liked and hated was how every character origin wasn't so much an origin, but the transition.  You get a very brief look at the starting point, then it's done.  Like, you see Kirk born, then you see him in that car sequence, then he's old and hitting on Uhura (sp?) in the bar.  But wasn't he stopped by a cop for stealing that car? and what about his stepfather and mother? I guess it saves time to gloss over all that.

The cast was mostly good even if it just seemed to really focus on the Kirk-Spock relationship.  McCoy (sp?) was awesome and I wished they had more of him there.  The nuclear wessle guy was a bit annoying.  Simon Pegg was alright.  Sulu was cool for the few moments he was on screen.  If there is another movie I'd like more focus on the crew and not just those two.  Nero was pretty cool too, even if his motive for being a villain was really thin.  And the comedy aspects felt really out of place, especially when Kirk had fat hands minutes before doing that huge action scene.

I did like the time travel going on and how it was explained.  Old Spock was cool when he was dealing with Kirk, but when dealing with young Spock it was pretty lame.  Though it was funny how they basically said "lol, there will be no paradox" in that scene.  Best part of the time travel was how they showed how the 125-year future technology was a lot more advanced than what everyone else was using.  Nero's ship was a mining vessel and it was dominating the top of the line combat ships.  Spock's ship has the ability to create black holes and destroy that drill ray in a few shots.  The one part I didn't like was how old Spock told Simon Pegg that equation.  It would have been better of Pegg thought it up on the spot when he realized it was possible, not just given it.

And Kirk getting the shit kicked out of him throughout the movie was awesome.  70% of the movie is Kirk getting fucked up or having visible damage from when he was fucked up.

So yeah, it was pretty good.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 11, 2009, 05:05:59 PM
The one part I didn't like was how old Spock told Simon Pegg that equation.  It would have been better of Pegg thought it up on the spot when he realized it was possible, not just given it.

There's an awesome part in Star Trek IV where Scotty gives an equation for a plexiglass-type material that's stronger than titanium to a manufacturer and sort of shrugs off the paradox of "where did the formula come from?" as irrelevant.

I feel like Spock giving younger Scotty his equation was meant to be a reflection of that scene.
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Post by: Bloodwake on May 11, 2009, 05:14:13 PM
Yeah, me too. It flowed exactly like that scene. I leaned over to tehjaybo and went "Star Trek IV" during the movie.

And honestly I thought that Checkov was dead on in the movie. Probably the most accurate portrayal in comparison to the original cast. Accent was dead on, and I loved the joke in reference to it (w's instead of v's)
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2009, 05:17:18 PM
This movie is basically a bunch of Star Trek in-jokes.
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Post by: drew on May 11, 2009, 05:18:04 PM
you should love that, you know, being a big movie dork and all
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2009, 05:19:00 PM
I'm fine with references, but it's so abundant that it's distracting.  I felt like the audience was just waiting for someone to say a particular catchphrase or whatever.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 11, 2009, 05:31:18 PM
Yesterday's Enterprise is my favorite TNG episode.

Typically with alternate universe stuff, we always return to the "standard" timeline. The future always seems to be fixed, but this time it wasn't.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TimeyWimeyBall

 :dizzy

I tried reading that whole page. My head hurts now.
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Post by: Tauntaun on May 11, 2009, 05:32:45 PM
Haven't seen it yet, probably seeing it tomorrow.
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Post by: WrikaWrek on May 11, 2009, 05:40:23 PM
This movie is basically a bunch of Star Trek in-jokes.

Somebody else that gets it.
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Post by: Cheebs on May 11, 2009, 07:27:49 PM
Weekend gross was under-estimated. Made 79.3 million. Fucking incredible for Star Trek.
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Post by: Eric P on May 11, 2009, 07:43:07 PM
same

but i can't wait to see Next Day Air
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Post by: Eric P on May 11, 2009, 07:46:25 PM
really?

how was it?

a few reviews have me from "that looks shit" to "cautiously optimistic"
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Post by: cool breeze on May 11, 2009, 08:26:54 PM
The one part I didn't like was how old Spock told Simon Pegg that equation.  It would have been better of Pegg thought it up on the spot when he realized it was possible, not just given it.

There's an awesome part in Star Trek IV where Scotty gives an equation for a plexiglass-type material that's stronger than titanium to a manufacturer and sort of shrugs off the paradox of "where did the formula come from?" as irrelevant.

I feel like Spock giving younger Scotty his equation was meant to be a reflection of that scene.

That's kinda cool and all...I guess.  I have no idea.

This movie is basically a bunch of Star Trek in-jokes.

I kinda felt the same way.  I saw it with people who didn't watch Star Trek either, so it wasn't a problem, but if I did see with with someone who followed it I might have had to lean over and ask some things during the film.  That one something Maru test makes me think it has some importance.  Um, Uhura having no first name for most of the movie.  That Ewok thing.

I got the W instead of V thing only because it was on Futurama.  And I know the live long and prosper thing because I had a trek friend back in high school who would say it.  Actually, the worst part in the entire movie was when Spock says it to that council and then looks into the camera like "you were expecting this"

same

but i can't wait to see Next Day Air

I want to watch that movie because it has Avon in it.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2009, 08:47:20 PM
Weekend gross was under-estimated. Made 79.3 million. Fucking incredible for Star Trek.

As big budget blockbuster in the year 2009?  Eh.  Wolverine made more!
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Post by: Cheebs on May 11, 2009, 08:49:20 PM
Weekend gross was under-estimated. Made 79.3 million. Fucking incredible for Star Trek.

As big budget blockbuster in the year 2009?  Eh.  Wolverine made more!
Opening weekend it did. But it won't in the end. Wolverine fell 69%, which is abnormally bad. Trek killed it.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2009, 08:53:11 PM
I highly doubt Star Trek has legs - its a big summer fluff film that attracted the very same audience that will be seeing Terminator very shortly.
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Post by: Bildi on May 11, 2009, 09:02:18 PM
My mum said she thought the new Star Trek film sounds good.

:-\
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2009, 09:03:26 PM
Your mom probably just got sexually excited from physically fit men in Star Trek for the first time ever.
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Post by: Solo on May 11, 2009, 09:06:48 PM
As someone who has never watched any Star Trek outside of the first 2/3 of Wrath of Khan (none of the TV series, and none of the other movies), I loved it.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2009, 09:07:15 PM
It is truly a sad day then.
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Post by: WrikaWrek on May 11, 2009, 09:10:12 PM
Weekend gross was under-estimated. Made 79.3 million. Fucking incredible for Star Trek.

As big budget blockbuster in the year 2009?  Eh.  Wolverine made more!
Opening weekend it did. But it won't in the end. Wolverine fell 69%, which is abnormally bad. Trek killed it.

You still don't know what drop will ensue. And as far as i know Wolverine killed Trek as far as overseas go.
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Post by: drew on May 11, 2009, 09:10:54 PM
is that chuck in solo's avatar?

solo fell off.
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Post by: WrikaWrek on May 11, 2009, 09:11:48 PM
He never fooled me.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2009, 09:13:11 PM
Hey, leave Chuck out of this.

As I told Patel, I'm willing to give this film a pass only if the sequel has Sulu and Kumar running the Enterprise (and fighting Transformers on Cybertron).  If we're going to turn Star Trek into a big, dumb action movie - let's at least make it entertaining!
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Post by: Solo on May 11, 2009, 09:20:06 PM
is that chuck in solo's avatar?

solo fell off.

Yes, it is. And thankfully, I was never "on".
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2009, 09:27:03 PM
I think somewhere, red matter created a black hole in Solo's bedroom and irrevocably changed the future - no longer would he be the cinematic beacon, but instead an arbiter of summer fluff. :'(
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Post by: cool breeze on May 11, 2009, 09:28:47 PM
To be fair, Star Trek is better than Quantum of Solace.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2009, 09:31:30 PM
They're about the same in terms of quality - nobody will really remember either in a few years outside of repeated cable airings before their inevitable sequels.
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Post by: Solo on May 11, 2009, 09:32:27 PM
In this thread: my popcorn flick am better than your popcorn flick.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2009, 09:34:27 PM
Actually, neither popcorn flick is really that good.  We all lose!
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Post by: Solo on May 11, 2009, 09:39:27 PM
Actually, neither popcorn flick is really that good.  We all lose!

Well, you could be in for a long summer, since nothing else really looks better than Trek. Worst overall looking summer in a while.
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Post by: Diunx on May 11, 2009, 09:41:05 PM
Quantum was a much better film than Star Trek.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2009, 10:10:02 PM
Well, you could be in for a long summer, since nothing else really looks better than Trek. Worst overall looking summer in a while.

Terminator and Transformers both look more entertaining.

... Solo was once a great man, but that was another lifetime!
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 11, 2009, 10:11:27 PM
Transformers 2 looks more entertaining?

uhh

My office mate just got back from Star Trek and said "when I saw the Transformers 2 trailer I just felt blind rage for Michael Bay"
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2009, 10:15:16 PM
Yep.

Because - hey! - if you're going to make a big, dumb action movie, at least make it big and dumb.  I'd rather watch giant robots fighting each other to ILM effects than handheld television camera work and lens flare. :yuck

Like I said, I'd back this newest iteration of Star Trek if it had space battle porn, but there was really none to be found and whomever storyboarded this should go back to work on Fringe and/or Lost.
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Post by: Barry Egan on May 11, 2009, 10:17:39 PM
the first Transformers movie had the worst camera work.  The worst!  Way worse than Star Trek.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2009, 10:19:05 PM
No way.  I'll take shakycam action sequences shot like a fucking movie over something shot like Battlestar Galactica any day of the week.
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Post by: WrikaWrek on May 11, 2009, 10:21:58 PM
My office mate just got back from Star Trek and said "when I saw the Transformers 2 trailer I just felt blind rage for Michael Bay"

Irrational Michael Bay haters are just another form of distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.

Terminator 4, from the footage available looks more entertaining than Star Trek no doubt. Regarding Transformers....Transformers 1 was more entertaining than Star Trek, and Transformers 2 just looks like Michael Bay decided to push it to the max.

Star Trek was very tame. It wasn't that smart, and it wanted to appeal to the big crowd, but it didn't know how to pull off the crowd pleasures and when it's all done, it just wasn't very exciting.

I don't know if i had more fun with Quantum of Solace or Star Trek, see Quantum of Solace did have a badass car chase at the beginning, and it did have the opera scene, but i think Star Trek is more well rounded i guess. Both were forgettable.


the first Transformers movie had the worst camera work.  The worst!  Way worse than Star Trek.

No...there's a difference between using fast camera work, which make for amazing action sequences, and have most of the audience at the edge of their seat, and this shit that Star Trek uses that is terrible, and is shaky when it makes no sense and lens flare up the eye lid and the action sucks, and nobody is at the edge of their seat.

Like the big "whoa" moment in the whole movie was what, the slow mo jump where Kirk flies to this other platform?
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2009, 10:26:24 PM
I really didn't understand why they employed such low-budget handheld television camerawork - like when Kirk and Pike are talking to each other, despite the fact that they were totally stationary, the camera was moving around constantly.

This is utilized on Battlestar Galactica (in addition to the shaky space zoom, also in effect here) to present the show as gritty and more of a documentary than a fictional space opera, but this is a motion picture with a bridge that looks like Steve Jobs' designed it.
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Post by: Diunx on May 11, 2009, 10:28:03 PM
Transformer's shaky cam was fucking horrible, I don't know why you guys are talking about, the action scenes in that movie sucked :yuck
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Post by: Barry Egan on May 11, 2009, 10:29:28 PM
I'm not sure what "television camera work" is, but at the very least I was never confused as to what I was seeing on screen.  Whatever choreography was involved in the actions sequences of Transformers are totally lost in Parkinson's disease-cam.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2009, 10:31:38 PM
Because it was shot like a fucking movie and had robots fighting and was badass! :rock

Not to mention, the shakycam was limited.  There are a ton of aerial shots, slow motion shots, shots done on dollies, etc.

... but, hey, it's Michael Bay, so let's bitch and moan.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2009, 10:35:32 PM
I'm not sure what "television camera work" is, but at the very least I was never confused as to what I was seeing on screen.

You can't tell when something is shot like a television production and when something is shot like a film production?

Of course there was nothing to be confused about - as very little happened in the movie!  You had two or three ships fighting at the same time throughout the movie - no more, no less!

I'm not necessarily a proponent of shakycam, but people bitch about it entirely too much, even when it's used in select sequences.  People griped that Batman Begins was entirely shakycam, when it hardly was.  The phrase has become a catch-all for any handheld work that moves too fast for the viewer and nobody pays any attention to differentiate between how it's used.

I'll take shakycam in an action sequence over mild shakycam during dialogue, as seen in Star Trek.
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Post by: ManaByte on May 11, 2009, 10:47:00 PM
Going to go drive an hour later tonight to see it on a huge IMAX screen. That shot of the Enterprise leaving Titan's atmosphere should look awesome
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on May 11, 2009, 11:24:42 PM
I like my dumb fun entertainment as much as the next yokel, but transformers fails.  And now there's destiny and visions and archaeological symbols and unicycles.  Was the first movie not corny enough with teen sexual frustration, piss jokes, and fat black guy plays ddr?  It would've been a guilty pleasure if it was just mech battle fetish fanservice, but you know, ancillary bullshit.

I saw Trek today.  Previously I've only ever watched one episode.  I teared up a few times, emotions evoked.  The motivations of some of the characters were kind of weak but mostly alot of enjoyable portrayals.  Can anyone explain the deal with Scotty?  Why was he just there on the ice planet by himself considering his aptitude?
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Post by: ManaByte on May 11, 2009, 11:38:50 PM
Because he killed Porthos.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2009, 11:39:25 PM
He teleported Admiral Archer's beagle to God knows where and got sent to the outpost as punishment, pretty much.

... Tear up a few times?  Really?

... Really?
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 12, 2009, 12:05:19 AM
Can Willco have 50% of the posts in this topic by the time it's run its course?
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 12:23:46 AM
I'm aiming for 90%
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2009, 01:36:27 AM
I saw it again tonight in IMAX

the pseudo-science was a bit more obnoxious on a second viewing but otherwise it's still an excellent movie

haters need to STFU

it's far better than anything I suffered through last summer or will suffer through this summer
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Post by: cool breeze on May 12, 2009, 02:11:25 AM
I would be shocked if Transformers 2 ends up being more enjoyable than Star Trek.  I might not find out until it's out on DVD either.  Don't know about Terminator 4, I'm pretty undecided on that one.
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on May 12, 2009, 02:34:10 AM
Oh, yeah the dog story.
Yes, there were some sadface moments.  Its kind of fucked up to listen to your newborn baby crying while thirty seconds from matyrdom.
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Post by: Cheebs on May 12, 2009, 03:06:43 AM
He teleported Admiral Archer's beagle to God knows where and got sent to the outpost as punishment, pretty much.

... Tear up a few times?  Really?

... Really?

I didn't tear up but the start of the movie when its George Kirk on the bridge and it all goes silent no noise except for the Giacchino score as he starts putting the ship into a collision course as his baby is being born? Hard not to get a bit worked up.
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Post by: border on May 12, 2009, 03:30:41 AM
Willco - IIRC your original claim from way back when was that moving this film from December to Summer was evidence that the studio had no faith in the production and that it was a disaster (or at least too mediocre to turn a profit during the less busy winter movie season).  Having seen the final product, do you think it would have tanked in December?

I gotta admit, I do kinda miss the Christmas/Star Trek tradition.  It looks like they will be locked in to summer releases for the rest of the franchise (or at least as long as it is helmed by JJ Abrahms).
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Post by: OptimoPeach on May 12, 2009, 03:38:35 AM
Because it was shot like a fucking movie and had robots fighting and was badass! :rock

... but, hey, it's Michael Bay, so let's bitch and moan.
:lol People don't hate Transformers because of Michael Bay, they hate it because they somehow took what should have easily been AWESOME ACTION GIANT ROBOTS DESTROYING AIRPLANES AND SHIT FUCK YEAR and turned it into GOD THIS IS SO BORING. I could have at least tolerated all the lame jokes if the rest of the film wasn't coma-inducing.
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Post by: ManaByte on May 12, 2009, 05:31:28 AM
I saw it again tonight in IMAX

the pseudo-science was a bit more obnoxious on a second viewing but otherwise it's still an excellent movie

haters need to STFU

it's far better than anything I suffered through last summer or will suffer through this summer

Yup still good on a second viewing, and it looked great on IMAX.  Haters are dickheads (so says Nimoy).


He teleported Admiral Archer's beagle to God knows where and got sent to the outpost as punishment, pretty much.

... Tear up a few times?  Really?

... Really?

I didn't tear up but the start of the movie when its George Kirk on the bridge and it all goes silent no noise except for the Giacchino score as he starts putting the ship into a collision course as his baby is being born? Hard not to get a bit worked up.

Yea the movie had a couple parts like that.
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Post by: Solo on May 12, 2009, 05:41:53 AM
Well, you could be in for a long summer, since nothing else really looks better than Trek. Worst overall looking summer in a while.

Terminator and Transformers both look more entertaining.

... Solo was once a great man, but that was another lifetime!

Terminator? Really? McG makes Abrams look like Spielberg. Not to mention the neutered rating.
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Post by: Solo on May 12, 2009, 05:42:32 AM
I saw it again tonight in IMAX

the pseudo-science was a bit more obnoxious on a second viewing but otherwise it's still an excellent movie

haters need to STFU

it's far better than anything I suffered through last summer or will suffer through this summer

Agreed!
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Post by: Reb on May 12, 2009, 07:57:09 AM
:heart Synthesizer Patel :heart
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 09:07:10 AM
Willco - IIRC your original claim from way back when was that moving this film from December to Summer was evidence that the studio had no faith in the production and that it was a disaster (or at least too mediocre to turn a profit during the less busy winter movie season).  Having seen the final product, do you think it would have tanked in December?

I don't think it would've done as well.  I know there some test screening issues that they smoothed out, but this was a good move - the film was good pick to debut in May.

Terminator? Really? McG makes Abrams look like Spielberg. Not to mention the neutered rating.

McG is leagues better than Abrams in directing - he may be a total douche, but he's got a few chops.  His problem is that he has a tendency to "Mc" everything he touches, but he looks totally reigned in.  Film looks pretty entertaining.

And neutered rating?  I like my R-rated action films as much as anyone, but I highly doubt that the rating is going to make much of a difference here.  Terminator 3 was practically PG-13.  Actually, the only thing from Terminator 2 that pushed the envelope was T-1000 sticking his arm through Todd's mouth and the eye of the security guard.

... And Star Trek went from "fun" to "excellent", Patel?  C'mon!  As for emotional parts in the film - there were none.  Nobody had any emotional depth.  For a film that destroyed an entire fucking planet, it had the emotional impact of someone losing their car keys.
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Post by: Solo on May 12, 2009, 11:05:19 AM
Feder, sooner or later you're gonna have to except that you're in the minority on this one. I love my box office and critical/fan reaction A-bombs as much as anyone else (hello thar, Speed Racer!), but this isnt one of them. Trek has made nice bank, and has been incredibly well received by critics and movie goers alike. Those of us who enjoyed it arent fighting a losing battle like we were with Speed Racer.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 11:19:54 AM
Huh?  I don't hate the film, nor do I really care that it made bank.  Critical reaction is meaningless.

The only thing I'm stunned is that Patel called it excellent, someone admitted to tearing up, etc.  Whether or not that makes me the minority is irrelevant.  Who cares?  I freely admit that I enjoyed Transformers; peer acceptance is hard anything I crave. :P
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Post by: Cheebs on May 12, 2009, 12:24:20 PM
Willco you know the fact it made 80 million opening weekend bothers you after a year of claiming in every 'Trek thread at EB that it was going to bomb.   :-*
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 12:30:32 PM
It doesn't really bother me, I have no real emotion connection to this series.  Like I said, it's surprising, but even I'm wrong!
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2009, 12:32:38 PM
my friend who's not a big trekkie and saw it last night turned to me after it was done and said "that was a thoroughly excellent movie"

it's not just fun, it's well-made, well-written, and well-produced! IT'S A LEGITIMATELY GOOD MOVIE! sorry

also after suffering through that trailer in IMAX I think I would rather have an enema than see Transformers 2
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 12:33:15 PM
Well written?  ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

Now you're blatantly trolling.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 12, 2009, 12:35:46 PM
It was the best script Orci & Kurtzman have done. Even you must admit the script is better than the duo's script on Transformers.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 12:37:35 PM
I think they're both about the same.

Star Trek had a pretty awful script.  The plot has more holes than the U.S.S. Kelvin, there's no emotional depth, the antagonist is one of the weakest in the series, full of corny Orci/Kurtzman in-jokes, etc.

The cast and special effects carried the film.
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Post by: Cheebs on May 12, 2009, 12:40:36 PM
The cast did carry the film, I agree. Chris Pine did far better as a lead then I could have imagined. Dude oozes charisma.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 12:46:13 PM
That sounds pretty gay.
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Post by: Cheebs on May 12, 2009, 12:47:52 PM
Chris Pine was very charismatic in the movie, cigarillo or not.
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Post by: WrikaWrek on May 12, 2009, 01:13:30 PM
Keep bringing up Star Trek making money. Who gives a shit. Wolverine will probably make more money worldwide. And Transformers 2 will double these bitches up.

And how can you say Transformers was boring? And wtf at you people wanting it to just be about mechs fighting mechs, go watch your weird anime for that shit. Fact is, tranformers was funny and action packed, and people cared more about Bumblebee than people did about billions of vulcan dying. Shit i don't think people even quite realized it, not even in the movie did people seem like they actually cared.

And Transformers, so you know, only had bad reviews by professional reviewers. The movie scored off the charts in pre screenings, in all ages, and word of mouth carried it into 702 million dollars worldwide. And it's a movie based on toys. It made 155 million dollars in the 1st week.

And home release was huge too.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Solo on May 12, 2009, 01:17:01 PM
Huh?  I don't hate the film, nor do I really care that it made bank.  Critical reaction is meaningless.

The only thing I'm stunned is that Patel called it excellent, someone admitted to tearing up, etc.  Whether or not that makes me the minority is irrelevant.  Who cares?  I freely admit that I enjoyed Transformers; peer acceptance is hard anything I crave. :P

So then why are you trying to turn it around on us (those who liked it)?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 01:27:43 PM
I'm confused - I'm trying to get you to hate it?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Robo on May 12, 2009, 01:31:06 PM
willco and wrikawrek sitting in a tree
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 01:32:39 PM
Quit it, RoboJ! You aren't helping me!
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on May 12, 2009, 01:52:25 PM
Keep bringing up Star Trek making money. Who gives a shit. Wolverine will probably make more money worldwide. And Transformers 2 will double these bitches up.

And how can you say Transformers was boring? And wtf at you people wanting it to just be about mechs fighting mechs, go watch your weird anime for that shit. Fact is, tranformers was funny and action packed, and people cared more about Bumblebee than people did about billions of vulcan dying. Shit i don't think people even quite realized it, not even in the movie did people seem like they actually cared.

And Transformers, so you know, only had bad reviews by professional reviewers. The movie scored off the charts in pre screenings, in all ages, and word of mouth carried it into 702 million dollars worldwide. And it's a movie based on toys. It made 155 million dollars in the 1st week.

And home release was huge too.

Its a movie based on toys i.e. transforming from video tapes into Jaguars or some shit.  Why am I watching Bumblebee helping some douchebag teenager get tail?  Who honestly related towards any of the characters who acted like loud morons all throughout? Ever since Armageddon, I can tell if its a Bay movie without his name attached because I end up being disgusted with his characters.  I'll always contend it would've worked so much better if we had a movie of helpless observers to a war between MUTE Transformers.   At least it would be consistent dumb fun compared to the plot they came up with.

And since your so fond of sales figures, you'll admit Nintendo is awesomesauce now right?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 12, 2009, 02:06:12 PM
Too bad you can't read, i was talking about how Cheebs keeps bringing up Star Trek doing bank as some sort of badge of quality.

And if you couldn't relate with a high school kid wanting to get himself his new car, with the hopes of it attracting the likes of beautiful girls like Megan Fox....

If you can't relate to that, then i don't know what kind of weirdo you are. And beautiful and exotic looking girl coming from a low class family, ugh hello? Tons out there.

Bumblebee helping his owner get tail, is just a metaphor for what happens in reality. And it was funny.

Who did you relate to in Star Trek? Spock? ahahahahahahahahhaha
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 12, 2009, 02:22:50 PM
Too bad you can't read, i was talking about how Cheebs keeps bringing up Star Trek doing bank as some sort of badge of quality.

That isn't why I brought it up. I brought it up because I can't count how many times since this was announced in 2006 I was told on EB it'd bomb.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on May 12, 2009, 02:25:41 PM
Saw it twice already, and I'm probably going to see it again tomorrow night.

Had no desire to see Transformers or TDK more than once.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2009, 02:25:53 PM
okay, people are pretending Transformers had characters now, it's time to leave this thread
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on May 12, 2009, 02:26:29 PM
Well I did see TDK a second time when it got to the $3 theater because I was bored.
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Post by: ManaByte on May 12, 2009, 02:28:58 PM
BTW the entire opening sequence through the title reveal is FUCK AWESOME on a 72' screen and IMAX sound system. Well worth the extra cost.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Herr Mafflard on May 12, 2009, 02:43:07 PM
Yeah the opening sequence was the most memorable bit of the film for me.

Btw I didn't like Star Trek, but even I would admit it's better than Transformers.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on May 12, 2009, 02:47:15 PM
The first time I saw it, Spock's "I have been, and always shall be, your friend" bugged me as "oh those Transformers tards just tossed that in there because they HAD to", but on the second viewing it didn't bug me as much.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2009, 02:49:40 PM
mana, are you liveblogging this from the theater
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 03:03:05 PM
I'd pay good money to see that green alien broad totally naked, but sans green makeup.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 12, 2009, 03:06:29 PM
I'd pay good money to see that green alien broad totally naked, but sans green makeup.
(http://celebrity-ladies.com/celebrities/Rachel_Nichols/1.jpg)
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 03:06:56 PM
:drool
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2009, 03:07:02 PM
I'd pay good money to see that green alien broad totally naked, but sans green makeup.

wait, apparently she's Scarlett in the G.I. Joe movie. WTF
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 03:07:32 PM
... so maybe there's a reason to see G.I. Joe after all?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2009, 03:07:58 PM
NO, THERE ISN'T.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Tauntaun on May 12, 2009, 03:08:29 PM
I'd pay good money to see that green alien broad totally naked, but sans green makeup.

She has a vagina full of razors.   :-X
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eric P on May 12, 2009, 03:08:45 PM
NO, THERE ISN'T.

i'm going to have to second this
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 03:10:10 PM
But that chick is pretty hot!
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2009, 03:10:43 PM
Willco if you go see G.I.Joe in theaters your are telling them THAT'S OKAY
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 03:11:11 PM
 :-\
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 03:12:37 PM
Okay, I won't go see it.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
But I will rent it.

... and fap to it.
[close]
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Post by: Smooth Groove on May 12, 2009, 03:16:00 PM
Rachel Nichols is super hot.  She's the only reason I watched P2, a by the books slasher flick. 

That rack has to be fake though.  She couldn't possibly be simultaneously that skinny and busty, could she? 
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 03:16:42 PM
One of us is going to have to take one for the team and date rape her to find out.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 03:16:58 PM
Fine! I guess, I'll do it!  Way to back me up, guys!
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eric P on May 12, 2009, 03:19:23 PM
go see revanche.

it's smart and titty filled
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 03:19:55 PM
Depends on the boobage.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eric P on May 12, 2009, 03:23:25 PM
GIS: Irina Potapenko
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 03:24:40 PM
Eh, I guess.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: border on May 12, 2009, 03:25:53 PM
Does anyone have any pictures of Rachel Nichols with the green makeup on?   :-[
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Tauntaun on May 12, 2009, 03:31:18 PM
Does anyone have any pictures of Rachel Nichols with the green makeup on?   :-[

Possible furry here. :wag
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on May 12, 2009, 03:41:48 PM
Speaking of Orion Slave Girls, Chase Masterson (the Dabo girl on DS9 - Rom's wife) was an Orion Slave Girl in Star Trek of Gods and Men, which was directed by Tuvok and had Uhura, Checkov, the Enterprise B captain, Harry Kim, and a bunch of other people in it:
(http://www.renegade-studios.com/forum/gallery_images/1173380086/gallery_4_42669.jpg)
(http://www.renegade-studios.com/forum/gallery_images/1173377219/gallery_3_15735.jpg)
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Post by: Cheebs on May 12, 2009, 03:57:47 PM
oh god.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 12, 2009, 04:02:34 PM
(http://www.renegade-studios.com/forum/gallery_images/1173377219/gallery_3_15735.jpg)

Captain Uhura. That's right, captain.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Barry Egan on May 12, 2009, 04:09:05 PM
Fact is, tranformers was funny and action packed, and people cared more about Bumblebee than people did about billions of vulcan dying. Shit i don't think people even quite realized it, not even in the movie did people seem like they actually cared.

The people who cared about the Vulcans dying were Vulcans.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 12, 2009, 04:21:52 PM
Fact is, tranformers was funny and action packed, and people cared more about Bumblebee than people did about billions of vulcan dying. Shit i don't think people even quite realized it, not even in the movie did people seem like they actually cared.

The people who cared about the Vulcans dying were Vulcans.

Which is why nobody gave a flying fuck about what was happening on screen outside of trek fans and the weird kids who somehow relate to Vulcans.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: border on May 12, 2009, 04:35:39 PM
Nobody gives a shit about an entire planet of nameless, faceless alien characters meeting their demise.  It's like claiming that Star Wars has no emotional resonance because nobody cared when Alderaan was blown up.  Audiences care about developed, sympathetic, or otherwise relatable characters in pain/peril. 

To compare the destruction of Vulcan to a major character in Transformers is distinguished mentally-challenged.  But I suppose you can't expect much from the sorts of people that think Transformers was a good movie.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 12, 2009, 04:41:11 PM
go see revanche.

it's smart and titty filled

:bow Eric P :bow2
:bow Revanche :bow2

Revanche was awesome. Too bad Willco only bitches about popcorn movies and doesn't watch films.  ;)
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 04:42:26 PM
That's a lie!

... I just discuss them with Eric and I don't tend to make topics about them. :lol
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Solo on May 12, 2009, 04:50:04 PM
I'm confused - I'm trying to get you to hate it?


No, but you're implying that those of us who liked it are tasteless heathens/the unwashes masses. What kind of a world do we live in that Transformers is considered acceptable entertainment while Trek is not?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 04:51:39 PM
Reality.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 12, 2009, 04:56:49 PM
Trek did not have a robot pee on someone. Therefore Trek > Transformers, and I liked Transformers.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 04:59:36 PM
Trek instead had in-joke after in-joke and not entertaining battles or action sequences.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 12, 2009, 05:00:40 PM
I will take in-jokes over a ROBOT PEEING ON SOMEONE.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2009, 05:01:20 PM
there weren't that many in-jokes!

and at least an in-joke is still a joke, unlike the entirely humorless Transformers. unless Jon Voight making bug eyes is supposed to be a joke

and the space elevator sequence was a frickin' awesome action sequence!

it would have been nice to have more ship-to-ship combat - we got a taste of that as the Kelvin got owned in the opening but not so much elsewhere

your complaints make NO FRICKIN SENSE
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2009, 05:02:54 PM
haha, they replaced Jon Voight with John Turturro in Transformers 2
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2009, 05:03:50 PM
the Transformers 2 trailer at least does a great job of letting you know that the same unsufferable non-jokes are going to fill the sequel
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 12, 2009, 05:07:25 PM
haha, they replaced Jon Voight with John Turturro in Transformers 2

.... Turturro was in the first one. He was the dude who GOT PEED ON BY A ROBOT.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2009, 05:08:37 PM
...are we sure they're not the same character?

also, Trek had jokes actually based around, you know, character and scenario, and not just half-assed pop culture references or delivering an unfunny "joke" in a big-eyed sarcastic voice

God, the Transformers 2 trailer makes me want to die
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 12, 2009, 05:09:30 PM
Probably. I hear GETTING PEED ON BY A ROBOT does that to a person.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2009, 05:10:19 PM
WILLCO: Wrong on Star Trek, Wrong on Transformers, Right for GETTING PEED ON BY A ROBOT
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eric P on May 12, 2009, 05:11:06 PM
BREAK DANCING ROBOTZ

so basically GoGo Bots
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on May 12, 2009, 05:23:51 PM
(http://www.renegade-studios.com/forum/gallery_images/1173377219/gallery_3_15735.jpg)

Captain Uhura. That's right, captain.

Admiral Chekov.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on May 12, 2009, 05:26:40 PM
oh god.

It's about a hundred times better than any episode that seeped out of Braga's ass.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on May 12, 2009, 05:29:38 PM
http://chud.com/articles/articles/19401/1/THE-NEW-TREK-GETS-SABATAAGED/Page1.html
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 12, 2009, 05:32:59 PM
you know, i wouldn't mind megan fox giving me an enema
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 12, 2009, 05:35:45 PM
i probably should have quoted who i was responding to
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Solo on May 12, 2009, 05:43:25 PM
Trek instead had in-joke after in-joke and not entertaining battles or action sequences.

Ive never seen other Star Trek. Hence, there are no in-jokes. Just regular old ones!
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on May 12, 2009, 06:19:59 PM
Alex Kurtzman: We had a scene with Shatner, and that ended up going.

Roberto Orci: Right, we had a scene with Shatner.

Did that even get tossed around at all?

Orci: We wrote it, it was in the script.

Kurtzman: The very last scene when Spock and Spock meet each other, finally. And elder Spock is convincing young Spock that he couldn't interfere, because it would have diverted [Kirk and Spock] away from their friendship. And that their friendship is the key to the whole sort of shebang.

Orci: He gave him a recorded message from Kirk.

Kurtzman: He [elder Spock] said, "Don't take my word for it." And he handed him [younger Spock] a little holographic device and it projected Shatner. It was basically a Happy Birthday wish knowing that Spock was going to go off to Romulus, and Kirk would probably be dead by the time...

Orci: It turned into a voiceover, at the end of the movie.

Kurtzman: So It was a nod too, but it ultimately felt like a cameo, in a way that wasn't.

Orci: I still liked it [Laughs].
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 12, 2009, 06:21:24 PM
haha, they replaced Jon Voight with John Turturro in Transformers 2

Caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

You've never even seen Transformers 1. Wow ahahaha, what a moron, just another blind Bay hater.  ::)
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 06:22:27 PM
That sounds fucking awful, ManaByte.

"Don't just take my word for it." :lol

Thank you uncredited script doctors for cleaning that up!
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 12, 2009, 06:26:54 PM
do elder spock and heroes spock kiss at the end
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Oblivion on May 12, 2009, 06:27:57 PM
Judging by some of the people that have approved of the movie in this thread, is it safe to assume that it's just 'Star Trek' in name only?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2009, 06:29:05 PM
haha, they replaced Jon Voight with John Turturro in Transformers 2

Caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

You've never even seen Transformers 1. Wow ahahaha, what a moron, just another blind Bay hater.  ::)

I had to see Transformers 1 as part of a work "morale building" event

BACKFIRED HORRIBLY

And this isn't about Bay, this is about Bay's TERRIBLE MOVIE
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 12, 2009, 06:33:46 PM
haha, they replaced Jon Voight with John Turturro in Transformers 2

Caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

You've never even seen Transformers 1. Wow ahahaha, what a moron, just another blind Bay hater.  ::)

I had to see Transformers 1 as part of a work "morale building" event

BACKFIRED HORRIBLY

And this isn't about Bay, this is about Bay's TERRIBLE MOVIE

Backfired? How so? Since apparently you didn't want to see the movie in the beggining, and apparently paid so little attention that you didn't notice Jon Voight and Turturro were both in the movie and actually were in scenes at the same time.

You went in ready to hate on the bitch, so stfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Herr Mafflard on May 12, 2009, 06:39:36 PM
I've seen all seven of Michael Bay's movies  :( :'( :-\
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on May 12, 2009, 06:42:42 PM
I've seen all seven of Michael Bay's movies  :( :'( :-\

Well at least one is still good, but that's only due to Connery.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 12, 2009, 06:47:02 PM
There's only one Bay movie that sucks.


Pear Harbor. Fuck that movie.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on May 12, 2009, 06:48:05 PM
There's only one Bay movie that sucks.


Pear Harbor. Fuck that movie.

The R rated cut isn't as bad as The Island.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 12, 2009, 06:49:16 PM
Never seen it.

But the Island was fun. So whatever.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2009, 06:51:37 PM
my favorite part of The Island is when companies spent money advertising to clones living in an isolated underground society
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Herr Mafflard on May 12, 2009, 06:53:59 PM
the Island is like Bay's worst film lol  :-X
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eric P on May 12, 2009, 06:56:39 PM
my favorite part of The Island is when companies spent money advertising to clones living in an isolated underground society

ha ha

really?

did russia have ads?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 06:57:44 PM
my favorite part of The Island is when companies spent money advertising to clones living in an isolated underground society

 :lol
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 06:58:25 PM
The Island could've been cool.  I was really hoping for Logan's Run 2: The Bayening but it never materialized.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 12, 2009, 06:59:28 PM
I don't remember companies advertising to the clones.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2009, 07:02:48 PM
my favorite part of The Island is when companies spent money advertising to clones living in an isolated underground society

ha ha

really?

did russia have ads?

[youtube=560,345]zeVQwomIgjs[/youtube]

they all wear PUMA and play on their XBOXEN

and yeah, the premise of The Island was cool but the movie itself was :-X
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Herr Mafflard on May 12, 2009, 07:04:36 PM
Yeah I did a double-take when I saw the Xbox logo for the first time  :lol

Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 07:04:44 PM
To be fair, Amtrak is government subsidized.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 12, 2009, 07:06:06 PM
Well i don't know if you like...watched the movie in a theater set in an underground society populated by clones....but all i saw in that videoclip was product placement.

Not exactly what you said about advertising for monkeys. How bout you stop talking Bs?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2009, 07:07:07 PM
The Island - from the writers of Star Trek, no less! :P
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 12, 2009, 07:08:03 PM
Bet if Spock appeared out of Michael Clark Dunkan's black hole, the tards over here would love it.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2009, 07:08:39 PM
Bet if Spock appeared out of Michael Clark Dunkan's black hole, the tards over here would love it.

I smell Photoshop!
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eric P on May 12, 2009, 07:10:06 PM
my favorite part of The Island is when companies spent money advertising to clones living in an isolated underground society

ha ha

really?

did russia have ads?

[youtube=560,345]zeVQwomIgjs[/youtube]

they all wear PUMA and play on their XBOXEN

and yeah, the premise of The Island was cool but the movie itself was :-X

lolacting on scarlet's part
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: TVC15 on May 12, 2009, 07:11:49 PM
The Island could've been cool.  I was really hoping for Logan's Run 2: The Bayening but it never materialized.

Bay wouldn't put titties in.  Much less awesome 70s titties.  He could never do a Logan's Run sequel.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: enjoy bell woods on May 12, 2009, 07:13:15 PM
Star Trek Insurrection was awesome.  :D :)
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2009, 07:13:39 PM
within the context of the movie, they're product placement

within the context of the narrative, they're advertisement

Think for ONE second: Why would Microsoft bother plastering Xbox logos over the utopian future society where the clones (believe they) live? It's not like they can go to GameStop and put $10 down on Halo 4. (Or maybe they can...)
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: enjoy bell woods on May 12, 2009, 07:15:03 PM
Ads r 4 fegs.  :-X
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: TVC15 on May 12, 2009, 07:15:41 PM

Think for ONE second: Why would Microsoft bother plastering Xbox logos over the utopian future society where the clones (believe they) live? It's not like they can go to GameStop and put $10 down on Halo 4. (Or maybe they can...)

You have seen some of MS's advertising attempts, right?  On some scales, this one could be seen as an improvement.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 12, 2009, 07:16:28 PM
Well i don't know if you like...watched the movie in a theater set in an underground society populated by clones....but all i saw in that videoclip was product placement.

Not exactly what you said about advertising for monkeys. How bout you stop talking Bs?
No some of those were definitely ads.  Especially the x-box/budweiser ones

Budweiser was in the "real world".

And Xbox is the name they give to the games machine. Just like you name something, something.

Think for ONE second: Why would Microsoft bother plastering Xbox logos over the utopian future society where the clones (believe they) live? It's not like they can go to GameStop and put $10 down on Halo 4. (Or maybe they can...)

^

It's the name of the games machine.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2009, 07:17:18 PM

Think for ONE second: Why would Microsoft bother plastering Xbox logos over the utopian future society where the clones (believe they) live? It's not like they can go to GameStop and put $10 down on Halo 4. (Or maybe they can...)

You have seen some of MS's advertising attempts, right?  On some scales, this one could be seen as an improvement.

hmm, maybe "The Island" is used to focus test upcoming Microsoft products and ad campaigns

spoiler (click to show/hide)
does this explain Vista?
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Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 12, 2009, 07:18:13 PM
And really? Product placement is your big problem with a movie? That's what stucks with you? ugh
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2009, 07:21:22 PM
yes, the only problem I have with The Island is the product placement. had Michael Bay been able to tone that down it would be considered a film on par with Jean-Luc Godard's Alphaville as an exploration of man's isolation through increased technology

wait no I also had a problem with the movie being TERRIBLE
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 12, 2009, 07:24:30 PM
Why was it terrible?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Oblivion on May 12, 2009, 07:24:54 PM
At least Michael Bay had the decency to only ruin Transformers. (http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994%3ABlogPost%3A355506)
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 12, 2009, 07:26:46 PM
Ugh, that's fake.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 12, 2009, 07:27:50 PM
So you are gay and boring.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2009, 07:29:16 PM
um, gay people are never boring. it's in our their contract.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Herr Mafflard on May 12, 2009, 07:31:17 PM
man Captain Pike was soo dreamy...

(http://i40.tinypic.com/ofexs.jpg)
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 12, 2009, 07:31:40 PM
Michael Bay makes movie for people looking for fun.

Considering half the bore is gay and looking for suicide, i ain't surprised at the opinions.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Oblivion on May 12, 2009, 07:35:10 PM
Ugh, that's fake.

Tell me more, Mr. Hitchens. :teehee
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: TVC15 on May 12, 2009, 07:43:17 PM
Gay and Looking for Suicide should be our new motto.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Herr Mafflard on May 12, 2009, 07:50:34 PM
Michael Bay makes movie for people looking for fun.


That's probably explains why the Island tanked at the box office then :P
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2009, 08:08:56 PM
Gay and Looking for Suicide should be our new motto.

agree, time for a new masthead
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 12, 2009, 08:22:29 PM
i hate it in movies when someone at a bar orders a beer and it is completely obvious they are trying to avoid product placement

"beer, please."

it makes me think this person will just drink any old swill and they might as well say

"hey, could you take all the half-empty glasses around the bar and pour them into a frosty mug for me?"

Eel's Cinema Nitpicks™ #328

collect em all
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on May 12, 2009, 08:35:52 PM
i hate it in movies when someone at a bar orders a beer and it is completely obvious they are trying to avoid product placement

"beer, please."

it makes me think this person will just drink any old swill and they might as well say

"hey, could you take all the half-empty glasses around the bar and pour them into a frosty mug for me?"

Eel's Cinema Nitpicks™ #328

collect em all

Except in this movie it was Bud Classic since main engineering was filmed at a Bud plant.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 12, 2009, 08:37:03 PM
i haven't seen it yet

i was basically just posting to myself
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: cool breeze on May 12, 2009, 08:59:21 PM
Back to the Future has the best product placement.  The Pepsi Free line is hilarious if only because some people don't get it.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on May 13, 2009, 03:40:17 AM
exactly.  plus, gay + boring>autistic and ADD

WTF, that's exactly what I diagnosed myself with last night. :o
err the latter
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Sceneman on May 13, 2009, 07:42:09 AM
have you ever shoved a wii sensor bar up your ass bro
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Tauntaun on May 13, 2009, 11:25:34 AM
Saw it last night, fun but forgettable is how I'd describe it with a dash of I'm still interested in the series if they do the next movie right.  We'll see.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: BlackMage on May 13, 2009, 03:01:27 PM
gay and looking for suicide?

I thought this forum was for people who are straight and looking for sex!!

..or is Jarosh the only person to accomplish this? DAMN YOU JAROSH
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Robo on May 13, 2009, 03:13:02 PM
jarosh has it worse than anyone; so very gay and forced to participate so much hetero sex.  :'(
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on May 13, 2009, 09:13:49 PM
I really liked this, it was a quality film.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 14, 2009, 04:32:09 AM
Yes, but Star Trek is cool now!

I was surprised by Giacchino.  I normally like him, but maybe Star Trek has exposed him as a one-trick pony.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 14, 2009, 04:34:41 AM
I thought his scores for The Incredibles and Speed Racer were pretty good, but he seems to be pretty good at regurgitating 60s scores and, uh, that's about it.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 14, 2009, 04:35:57 AM
I did like the overture he scored for Cloverfield, though.

... on the other hand, it's a blatant homage to Godzilla scores.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 14, 2009, 09:31:11 AM
Star Trek pretty much died after Nemesis and Enterprise bombed. Cool mainstream action Star Trek or no Star Trek at all was the options on the table really.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: cool breeze on May 14, 2009, 11:20:52 AM
Quote
"uhm, uhm, what could happen next. oh yeah he lands on an ICE PLANET! and then there's monsters and shit. and he runs away from them! and then... he hides in a conveniently placed TUNNEL! and... uh.... uh... there's SPOCK! YEAH! SPOCK! now we gotta come up with a reason for why he's there. wait, this is a gigantic planet covered in ice... why would he even land so close to where spock is; why would spock even be on the same planet? why would they meet? NEVERMIND, they... uh, FIND SCOTTY! YES! and he... he... invented something that solves the fact that we have NO FUCKING CLUE how to get kirk back into the story, which seems to be unfolding billions of light years away from this planet. DEUS EX MACHINA, BITCHES!"

-Spock was on that planet because it was close to Vulcan or whatever because the bad guy wanted him to watch it explode
-Kirk was put there because the good guy ship was just leaving the exploded Vulcan area
-Scotty was there because he done fucked up and was banished to a place with seemingly no escape

I don't know if that whole warp thing is a normal Star Trek thing, so I can't really say if that was something they made up for the movie or not.  But the rest was explained just fine.  There are so many other plot holes the movie does have to complain about, like how Kirk goes from being radically sick one second to sky diving another.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 14, 2009, 11:58:57 AM
I think you were supposed to accept that the bridge crew of the Enterprise was fated to be together, so that was what was going to happen.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 14, 2009, 01:25:21 PM
I think you were supposed to accept that the bridge crew of the Enterprise was fated to be together, so that was what was going to happen.
we're talking about the future spock and the present kirk. there's no reason why these two people were "fated to be together" to establish something for the franchise. this is already an alternate time line. young spock and young kirk were already familiar with each other. and scotty would have ended up on the enterprise even without kirk stranding on the ice planet - because that was part of the original time line anyway.
No scotty wouldn't necessary. It isn't the same Enterprise. The Kelvin being destroyed messed everything up. The Enterprise was built nearly 20 years later than it was "supposed" to be built due to that.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 17, 2009, 02:23:45 PM
Soooo Willco after the fantastic opening weekend you admitted you were wrong that it would bomb but said it would have bad legs and top out at 150 mil. It dropped only 42% this weekend and is at nearly 150 mil in little over one week.  :lol
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 17, 2009, 02:26:56 PM
You still look like Anakin Skywalker!

And to be fair, I never said it would have bad legs, but that it would take a direct hit once Terminator came out since its the same demographic.  It's not surprising it didn't slip too much this weekend - what else came out?  Angels & Demons?  Really?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 17, 2009, 02:36:29 PM
You still look like Anakin Skywalker!

And to be fair, I never said it would have bad legs, but that it would take a direct hit once Terminator came out since its the same demographic.  It's not surprising it didn't slip too much this weekend - what else came out?  Angels & Demons?  Really?
It will do fine next weekend. Another sub 50% drop. It's memorial day weekend, everything gets a boost that weekend.

And you still said it would top out at 150 mil after last weekends boxoffice.  ;)
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 17, 2009, 02:38:03 PM
I underestimated how many times you'd see it.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 17, 2009, 02:38:13 PM
It's not going to cross 250 million though Cheebs. You can hope but it won't.


And the movie industry is a worldwide affair dude, and Star Trek has shown less than incredible performance overseas. Angels and Demons doubled it in 3 days.

Terminator 4 and Night at the Museum 2 are coming out the week after. Too much competition, doesn't matter the legs start Trek has right now.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 17, 2009, 02:40:41 PM
It's not going to cross 250 million though Cheebs. You can hope but it won't.


With the fantastic drops it is getting? No way. I say it will finish out at 270 mil.

And again, the competition is meaningless since its memorial day weekend next weekend. EVERYTHING has fantastic drops that weekend.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 17, 2009, 02:45:19 PM
Fantastic drops due to crap competition.

Angels and Demons is not a hot target for Americans, Wolverine suffered from being shit.

Next Weekend Star Trek will be down to 20 million. Then the week after it will be down to 10 million, and then 3 million, and then it will fade away.

It will end under 250 million domestic, and under 80 million overseas for an worldwide total of 320 million give or take. Which will be great for the franchise i guess, but not spectacular for a 150 million movie.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 17, 2009, 02:48:16 PM
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Next Weekend Star Trek will be down to 20 million.
Not a fucking chance. That is well over a 50% drop, which is all but impossible on memorial day weekend. Pretty much everything drops under 50% that weekend. It's one of the biggest movie going weekends of the year.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on May 17, 2009, 02:50:08 PM
I'm going to go see it in an hour or so. I hope it lives up to the hype.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 17, 2009, 02:51:06 PM
Which is why it's going to be massive for Terminator 4, which will also do gangbusters overseas unlike Star Trek, and why Museum 2 will also break the bank.

Seriously, who is Start Trek going to get into the theaters? You have 2 big opening movies that target different demographics, one of them being your own.

And are you sure the whole 50% drop isn't for 2nd weekends?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 17, 2009, 02:52:02 PM
sales talk is fucking horrible.   :-X
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 17, 2009, 02:54:08 PM
And are you sure the whole 50% drop isn't for 2nd weekends?
Huh? Movies tend to drop less their third weekend than their second weekend. And most blockbuster movies like Trek drop well over 50% their second weekend. And memorial day weekend almost always boost all films currently out.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 17, 2009, 05:42:07 PM
k one of my brothers (age 18) gave it a 2.5/5. Honestly I think he liked it and is too embarrassed to admit it because he originally said "well on a good day it's a 3.5/5..." which makes no sense. After some prodding he lowered the score so yea, I don't believe him

another brother (16) said it was a solid 4/5. He really liked it

And my mom...

Mom: You have to see it, I was having flashbacks all through it! All the characters from the original show are there!
Me: So...what do you give it
Mom: Hmmm...4.5!
Me: So it was better than X-Men Origins?
Mom: Well they're about even
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: EvilBoris on May 17, 2009, 05:50:25 PM
 why didn't you go with them?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Herr Mafflard on May 17, 2009, 05:53:58 PM
I agree with your mum PD.

Origins is okay. Star Trek is perhaps more fun, but they are both okay, nothing special.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 17, 2009, 05:54:41 PM
why didn't you go with them?

Not interested in seeing it. I'll wait until someone rents it for Christmas
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 17, 2009, 06:49:11 PM
why didn't you go with them?

Not interested in seeing it. I'll wait until someone rents it for Christmas
for someone who talks about movies a lot you seem to rarely go.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Solo on May 17, 2009, 07:55:03 PM
Saw it a second time today and loved it just as much as the first time. Great drop this weekend too.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 17, 2009, 08:17:51 PM
can we ban willco from sales predictions?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 17, 2009, 08:39:52 PM
Solo used to be the king of box office analysis but seemed to got scared and stopped doing it when he got TDK way wrong  :-\
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 17, 2009, 08:54:48 PM
PD do you sit next to your moms or just behind your moms like Cheebs?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on May 17, 2009, 08:59:58 PM
I loved it.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The way Nero screamed "SPOCK!" at the top of his lungs was awesome.  :lol

Also, whoever cast Simon Pegg as Scotty nailed it. The only other time I could say that was when I learned that Snoop Dogg was cast as Huggy Bear in the Starsky and Hutch movie.
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Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: brawndolicious on May 18, 2009, 01:31:48 AM
I just watched it and I agree that it is "fun and watchable".  But not anymore than Firefly.

The thing I disliked the most was how much they cut out.  You can easily tell that this was a (packed) 3 hour movie with an hour of content cut out.  It just feels like there's too little backstory for a lot of the (main) characters and there's not a lot of build-up to a lot of plot elements (like spock and ahura).

I like what they added though with the time travel and the Scotty's warp tech, but the other origin stories were really fucking corny.  The birth scene and Spock's childhood were lolworthy.

 I liked it more than I expected to, but this movie will have a fucking awesome DVD with probably around an extra hour of "mandatory" content.  It is actually nice to watch it in a theater though because of how awesome the sound and visuals were for the action scenes.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 18, 2009, 01:38:27 AM
I just watched it and I agree that it is "fun and watchable".  But not anymore than Firefly.

The thing I disliked the most was how much they cut out.  You can easily tell that this was a (packed) 3 hour movie with an hour of content cut out.  It just feels like there's too little backstory for a lot of the (main) characters and there's not a lot of build-up to a lot of plot elements (like spock and ahura).

I like what they added though with the time travel and the Scotty's warp tech, but the other origin stories were really fucking corny.  The birth scene and Spock's childhood were lolworthy.

 I liked it more than I expected to, but this movie will have a fucking awesome DVD with probably around an extra hour of "mandatory" content.  It is actually nice to watch it in a theater though because of how awesome the sound and visuals were for the action scenes.
Abrams cut out an entire side plot about Bana and his group being arrested by klingons and put on a klingon prison planet and it having them escape and attack the entire fleet. Pretty lengthy bit there cut out.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: brawndolicious on May 18, 2009, 02:05:39 AM
I'm reading up on it, apparently that was meant to explain where Nero was (getting waterboarded?) for the two decades after the Kelvin attack...

Some fans are blaming Abrams but it's obvious that the studios fucked around with this to get an extra screening per night.  The DVD will probably fix most of my problems with this movie but it's seriously fucked up how much that got cut.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 18, 2009, 03:45:23 AM
why didn't you go with them?

Not interested in seeing it. I'll wait until someone rents it for Christmas
for someone who talks about movies a lot you seem to rarely go.

I go, just to things I'm interested in. Most of the folks I trust are saying either

"meh it's alright"

or

"meh, was kinda bad"
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Solo on May 18, 2009, 07:54:31 AM
I just watched it and I agree that it is "fun and watchable".  But not anymore than Firefly.

The thing I disliked the most was how much they cut out.  You can easily tell that this was a (packed) 3 hour movie with an hour of content cut out.  It just feels like there's too little backstory for a lot of the (main) characters and there's not a lot of build-up to a lot of plot elements (like spock and ahura).

I like what they added though with the time travel and the Scotty's warp tech, but the other origin stories were really fucking corny.  The birth scene and Spock's childhood were lolworthy.

 I liked it more than I expected to, but this movie will have a fucking awesome DVD with probably around an extra hour of "mandatory" content.  It is actually nice to watch it in a theater though because of how awesome the sound and visuals were for the action scenes.
Abrams cut out an entire side plot about Bana and his group being arrested by klingons and put on a klingon prison planet and it having them escape and attack the entire fleet. Pretty lengthy bit there cut out.

Any chance of this surfacing on the DVD/BD in a director's cut? Im sure it would make it in there as a deleted scene, but Id rather see it within the flow of the movie.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 18, 2009, 12:55:07 PM
I just watched it and I agree that it is "fun and watchable".  But not anymore than Firefly.

The thing I disliked the most was how much they cut out.  You can easily tell that this was a (packed) 3 hour movie with an hour of content cut out.  It just feels like there's too little backstory for a lot of the (main) characters and there's not a lot of build-up to a lot of plot elements (like spock and ahura).

I like what they added though with the time travel and the Scotty's warp tech, but the other origin stories were really fucking corny.  The birth scene and Spock's childhood were lolworthy.

 I liked it more than I expected to, but this movie will have a fucking awesome DVD with probably around an extra hour of "mandatory" content.  It is actually nice to watch it in a theater though because of how awesome the sound and visuals were for the action scenes.
Abrams cut out an entire side plot about Bana and his group being arrested by klingons and put on a klingon prison planet and it having them escape and attack the entire fleet. Pretty lengthy bit there cut out.

Any chance of this surfacing on the DVD/BD in a director's cut? Im sure it would make it in there as a deleted scene, but Id rather see it within the flow of the movie.
He said in a interview it will be on the dvd at least as a deleted scene but said he may actually put it back in the film. So it could. It got cut because apparently test audiences said it dragged the film down and Paramount made Abrams cut it.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Tauntaun on May 18, 2009, 03:57:11 PM
Abrams cut out an entire side plot about Bana and his group being arrested by klingons and put on a klingon prison planet and it having them escape and attack the entire fleet. Pretty lengthy bit there cut out.

Any chance of this surfacing on the DVD/BD in a director's cut? Im sure it would make it in there as a deleted scene, but Id rather see it within the flow of the movie.
He said in a interview it will be on the dvd at least as a deleted scene but said he may actually put it back in the film. So it could. It got cut because apparently test audiences said it dragged the film down and Paramount made Abrams cut it.

 :maf  But it sounds so awesome.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 18, 2009, 04:37:49 PM
Well since this one made a ton of money I doubt Paramount will be as paranoid about it and let Abrams off the leash more.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Eric P on May 18, 2009, 04:44:34 PM
here's hoping for a Man from UNCLE film!
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on May 22, 2009, 06:39:37 PM
I loved it.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The way Nero screamed "SPOCK!" at the top of his lungs was awesome.  :lol

Also, whoever cast Simon Pegg as Scotty nailed it. The only other time I could say that was when I learned that Snoop Dogg was cast as Huggy Bear in the Starsky and Hutch movie.
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Abrams basically just emailed him and asked him if he wanted to be Scotty.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: brawndolicious on May 22, 2009, 06:43:44 PM
McCoy was also really well casted.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on May 22, 2009, 06:46:49 PM
McCoy was also really well casted.

Greenblooded hobgoblin.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 23, 2009, 12:04:48 AM
McCoy WAS DeForest Kelley. It didn't feel like recasting to me, it literally felt exactly how a young McCoy would have been. He was flawless.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on May 23, 2009, 04:51:37 PM
He had McCoy's Katra rattling around in his head.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: chronovore on May 23, 2009, 11:16:01 PM
He had McCoy's Katra rattling around in his head.

Nice.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 24, 2009, 01:39:02 PM
Finally saw Star Trek last night. I have to say that I had some doubt going in, especially about the new direction and reviving the old cast with new characters, but they pulled just about everything off really well. 

I only have a couple of minor complaints: Kirk just happening to land on that planet and just happening to be chased by some huge monster right into Spock's cave which just happens to be a couple of miles from the base where Scotty has been sent and he just happens to be working on technology that can beam them back to the Enterprise. Kirk knowing that it MUST be Nero attacking Vulcan when everyone else seems completely oblivious. The way the camera is always zoomed in really far and how it constantly swooshes around the set from character to the other, it gave me a headache after a while. Nero's paper-thin reason for trying to destroy the Federation.

Those issues aside, I really enjoyed it.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: brawndolicious on May 24, 2009, 03:48:45 PM
Nero's reasoning probably had a lot to do with being in a Klingon prison for two decades (they cut that out).  Maybe they even had a more logical reason for how everyone met on that ice planet but cut that out also.

The worst thing that they included is the part where young kirk jacks his stepfather's car for no apparent reason, blasts 20th century music for no apparent reason, and then destroys a 240 year old piece of American history for no real apparent reason.  That was a wast of 5 minutes.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on May 24, 2009, 03:53:11 PM
Nero's reasoning probably had a lot to do with being in a Klingon prison for two decades (they cut that out).  Maybe they even had a more logical reason for how everyone met on that ice planet but cut that out also.

The worst thing that they included is the part where young kirk jacks his stepfather's car for no apparent reason, blasts 20th century music for no apparent reason, and then destroys a 240 year old piece of American history for no real apparent reason.  That was a wast of 5 minutes.

http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1611878/story.jhtml

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the idea was to show the renegade, young Kirk and have a wildly anachronistic scene where you had an earthbound, almost back-looking scene combined with a forward-looking futuristic scene technologically.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 24, 2009, 03:59:23 PM
How the hell did the Klingons capture Nero anyway? His ship is supposed to easily buttfuck every ship of the movie's time period
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on May 24, 2009, 04:05:29 PM
How the hell did the Klingons capture Nero anyway? His ship is supposed to easily buttfuck every ship of the movie's time period

The Kelvin slamming into it pretty much disabled it for the moment and Nero was already on the border of Klingon space.
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Post by: brawndolicious on May 24, 2009, 04:10:54 PM
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the idea was to show the renegade, young Kirk and have a wildly anachronistic scene where you had an earthbound, almost back-looking scene combined with a forward-looking futuristic scene technologically.
That type of renegade phase might have made a little more sense if Kirk was a little older (15ish) and if he didn't decide to crash a 240 year old corvette.  That was just fucked.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 24, 2009, 04:38:38 PM
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the idea was to show the renegade, young Kirk and have a wildly anachronistic scene where you had an earthbound, almost back-looking scene combined with a forward-looking futuristic scene technologically.
That type of renegade phase might have made a little more sense if Kirk was a little older (15ish) and if he didn't decide to crash a 240 year old corvette.  That was just fucked.

The main problem was that the scene had almost zero context. I mean, apparently his mom remarried and he doesn't like his step-dad, but all that comes from a single line of throw-away dialogue, we're never actually shown anything to set it up. They could have just as easily segued from his birth to being beaten up in the bar and we'd have gotten exactly the same impression of his life.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 24, 2009, 04:56:51 PM
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the idea was to show the renegade, young Kirk and have a wildly anachronistic scene where you had an earthbound, almost back-looking scene combined with a forward-looking futuristic scene technologically.
That type of renegade phase might have made a little more sense if Kirk was a little older (15ish) and if he didn't decide to crash a 240 year old corvette.  That was just fucked.

The main problem was that the scene had almost zero context. I mean, apparently his mom remarried and he doesn't like his step-dad, but all that comes from a single line of throw-away dialogue, we're never actually shown anything to set it up. They could have just as easily segued from his birth to being beaten up in the bar and we'd have gotten exactly the same impression of his life.

I agree with this, but on the flipside they DID need the child sequence for Spock, as it becomes very important to his character later on in the film.  Maybe they just felt they needed to balance child Spock out with child Kirk.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: brawndolicious on May 24, 2009, 05:00:22 PM
Yeah but Spock's childhood scene shows why he chose starfleet.  What they should have done is show Kirk having an actual fight with his stepfather or something not related to a 240 year old corvette.  That way they might show why he's smart but unambitious.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 24, 2009, 05:15:26 PM
They did it for the trailer
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 24, 2009, 05:27:47 PM
They did it for the trailer

Bingo.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 25, 2009, 10:52:23 PM
lol @ Salvation AND night at the museum doing worse in 5 days than Trek did in 3.  And Trek made 29M in the same four day span. and a sub-50% drop like Cheebs said

Wrika/Willco annihilated
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Cheebs on May 25, 2009, 11:53:29 PM
lol @ Salvation AND night at the museum doing worse in 5 days than Trek did in 3.  And Trek made 29M in the same four day span. and a sub-50% drop like Cheebs said

Wrika/Willco annihilated

So let's see.

Willco said Star Trek would bomb - Failed
Willco said Star Trek would only make 150 mil - Failed
Willco said Star Trek will drop hard when Terminator opens - Failed
Willco said Star Trek would be crushed by Terminator - Failed
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: chronovore on May 26, 2009, 02:23:21 AM
You guys that make fun of people who made mistaken predictions -- are you always this graceful in victory?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Fragamemnon on May 26, 2009, 11:22:01 AM
I saw this last night and exited conflicted. I thought the scenes themselves were good, but the script was atrocious and kirk's character continues to live a life free of any consequences for his terrible behavior, which makes for weak drama.

The new cast was pretty cool though. I'd like to see a film where Kirk gets his comeuppance, though.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 26, 2009, 11:31:24 AM
You guys that make fun of people who made mistaken predictions -- are you always this graceful in victory?

Only when they do it over and over and over again while insulting anyone who disagrees with them at the time of the prediction.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on May 26, 2009, 12:38:49 PM
The new cast was pretty cool though. I'd like to see a film where Kirk gets his comeuppance, though.

Wasn't that Star Trek II?
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: chronovore on June 04, 2009, 12:19:41 PM
I saw this last night and exited conflicted. I thought the scenes themselves were good, but the script was atrocious and kirk's character continues to live a life free of any consequences for his terrible behavior, which makes for weak drama.

The new cast was pretty cool though. I'd like to see a film where Kirk gets his comeuppance, though.

I saw this tonight and think you've already seen the comeuppance. Kirk, throughout the film,
spoiler (click to show/hide)
consistently loses every physical fight he enters. He loses to Spock. He loses to TWO aliens on the ice planet and is saved by a senior citizen with a stick. He loses to Nero. He loses to Nero's lackey, until he pulls away from hand-to-hand. He starts his adult story arc getting his ass kicked by several Federation members IN RED SHIRTS.
[close]
I feel bad for pretty-boy Kirk having to pay the price for Shatner's Kirk's arrogant refusal to ever job to the baddie.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Boogie on June 05, 2009, 09:37:27 PM
The new cast was pretty cool though. I'd like to see a film where Kirk gets his comeuppance, though.

Wasn't that Star Trek II?

Or III, what with his son getting fucking murdered and all.

Or, as chronovore said, this entire film.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on June 10, 2009, 06:14:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk7UD18zB1M
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on November 23, 2009, 02:33:01 PM
Here's the entire Shatner scene they didn't film:
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SPOCK PRIME
Then I ask that you do yourself a
favor... put away logic, and do what
feels right. The world you've inherited
lives in the shadow of incalculable
devastation... but there's no reason you
must face it alone.

And from around his neck, he removes the PENDANT that until now,
we've only caught glimpses of. Places it on the table beside
his younger self. The feeling in his eyes is profound...

SPOCK PRIME (CONT'D)
This was a gift to me. Representing...
a dream. One we were unable to fulfill.
(softly)
The way you can now.

And moves to the door. Stops. Offers the VULCAN SALUTE:

SPOCK PRIME (CONT'D)
As my customary farewell would appear
oddly self serving, I will simply say...
good luck.

Their eyes hold. Spock turns, disappearing into the corridor.
Young Spock stares at the empty doorway a beat, his mind a
jumble of thoughts. Looks to the pendant... and realizes it's a
HOLO-EMITTER. After considering a beat, he hits an activation
button and a MOVING HOLOGRAPHIC MESSAGE materializes before him:

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK. WILLIAM SHATNER. As always, brash, wry,
confident -- and SINGING:

KIRK/ SHATNER
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to
you...
(stops, grins)
I know I know, it's illogical to
celebrate something you had nothing to do
with, but I haven't had the chance to
congratulate you on your appointment to
the ambassadorship so I thought I'd seize
the occasion... Bravo, Spock -- they tell
me your first mission may take you away
for awhile, so I'll be the first to wish
you luck... and to say...
(beat, emotional)
I miss you, old friend.

... and we're PUSHING IN on Young Spock, taking in the image of
Kirk's future self, the message, but above all -- the clear,
unquestionable friendship these two men had...

INT. CORRIDOR - CONTINUOUS

As Spock Prime walks off down the corridor, he passes right by a
man conferring with a nurse -- the man pauses, turns... it's
SAREK. Suddenly overcome by a feeling that the stranger who's
just passed him is... oddly familiar.

KIRK/SHATNER (V.O.)
I suppose I'd always imagined us...
outgrowing Starfleet together. Watching
life swing us into our Emeritus years...

INT. STARBASE ONE - HANGAR - ETERNAL NIGHT

MUSIC BUILDING -- glass walls reveal THE ENTERPRISE at dock,
UTILITY CRAFTS floating around it, repairing. Standing at
attention in rows, THE ENTERPRISE CREW -- over four hundred of
them wearing DRESS UNIFORMS -- TRACK DOWN the faces, all proud:

KIRK/SHATNER (V.O.)
I look around at the new cadets now and
can't help thinking... has it really been
so long? Wasn't it only yesterday we
stepped onto the Enterprise as boys?
That I had to prove to the crew I
deserved command... and their respect?

And we STOP ON YOUNG KIRK. Composed, focused, proud. A man.
And to every fan's delight, finally wearing his YELLOW SHIRT.
The FEDERATION COMMANDANT stands at a podium:

COMMANDANT
This assembly calls Captain James
Tiberius Kirk...

Kirk breaks from formation, pivots, marches down the hangar --
past UHURA... SULU... CHEKOV... SCOTTY. All Beaming. Notably
absent, is Spock. Kirk ascends the stairs, snaps to attention:

COMMANDANT (CONT'D)
Your inspirational valor and supreme
dedication to your comrades are in
keeping with the highest traditions of
service and reflect utmost credit to
yourself, your crew, and the Federation.
By Starfleet Order 28455, you are hereby
directed to report to Commanding Officer,
USS Enterprise, for duty as his relief.

Kirk turns. Walks to... PIKE. In a wheelchair now, wearing an
ADMIRAL'S UNIFORM. Overnight, his hair's turned totally grey --
but despite his trauma, his pride's overwhelming. They SALUTE
each other:

KIRK
I relieve you, Sir.

PIKE
... I am relieved.

He opens a BOX in his lap -- glorious in repose, a MEDAL:

PIKE (CONT'D)
And as Fleet Admiral, for your... unique
solution to the Kobayashi Maru, it's my
honor to award you with a commendation
for original thinking.

Pike containing a smirk, pins the medal to Kirk's chest...

PIKE (CONT'D)
(a touch choked)
Congratulations, Captain.

KIRK
Thank you, Sir.

Kirk turns to the crowd. Eyes shining. WILD APPLAUSE. OUR
MUSIC SOARS. Bones leans in to Sulu, rolling his eyes:

BONES
... Same ship, different day.

As Kirk rejoins his crew for hugs and congratulations, we go to
the BACK of the hangar... SPOCK PRIME. Watching. Moved beyond
words. He turns and leaves them to it... as he goes...

KIRK/SHATNER (V.O.)
I know what you'd say -- `It's their turn
now, Jim...' And of course you're
right... but it got me thinking:

INT. STARFLEET HOSPITAL - EARTH - DAY

Our montage comes full circle as we END on Kirk's transmission:

KIRK/SHATNER
Who's to say we can't go one more round?
By the last tally, only twenty five
percent of the galaxy's been chartered...
I'd call that negligent. Criminal even --
an invitation.
(MORE)

KIRK/SHATNER (CONT'D)
You once said being a starship captain
was my first, best destiny... if that's
true, then yours is to be by my side. If
there's any true logic to the universe...
we'll end up on that bridge again
someday.

Stops, grins. Because this is the part he needs to say most...

KIRK
Admit it, Spock. For people like us, the
journey itself... is home.

Young Spock's face. Lost in feelings that flood through him.


These Transformer writers are so great, this will be how the sequel ends:

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KAHN stranded on Ceti Alpha 5 speaks into a communicator.

KAHN
You've won this day Kirk. But someday...someday...I shall have my WRATH upon thee!

Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 23, 2009, 02:43:06 PM
SInce this thread got bumped, I' m gonna go out on a limb and just say the movie has been pretty forgettable. Enjoyable while watching but Abrams just cannot do anything memorable.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Diunx on November 23, 2009, 04:31:41 PM
I didn't even remembered this movie until I saw this thread.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 23, 2009, 04:58:58 PM
I didn't even remembered this movie until I saw this thread.

I really haven't thought much about it either.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 23, 2009, 06:22:55 PM
I've watched the deleted scenes and some of the mini documentaries on the Blu-ray. Fun stuff.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 23, 2009, 06:32:20 PM
Yeah, it was cool seeing the Klingon stuff that was cut.  Why the helmets, though?

One of the documentaries (I think it's the Aliens one) talks about the helmets on the Klingons. Basically, they weren't sure how they were going to portray the Klingon's foreheads since the 60s show had the Klingons without the forehead bumps, so the helmets allowed them to only have to do their brows (they show some of the actors without the helmets on). They're still thinking how about they'll show off the Klingons in the next movie.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: ManaByte on November 23, 2009, 06:35:49 PM
Yeah, it was cool seeing the Klingon stuff that was cut.  Why the helmets, though?

One of the documentaries (I think it's the Aliens one) talks about the helmets on the Klingons. Basically, they weren't sure how they were going to portray the Klingon's foreheads since the 60s show had the Klingons without the forehead bumps, so the helmets allowed them to only have to do their brows (they show some of the actors without the helmets on). They're still thinking how about they'll show off the Klingons in the next movie.

That doesn't make sense as the movie acknowledges Enterprise my talking about Archer and Porthos (and they even say in the commentary that the final Bad Robot Trek movie should have Porthos appear in it), and Enterprise explained the whole Klingon ridges thing.
Title: Re: Star Trek fans bash new film as "fun, watchable"
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 23, 2009, 07:02:33 PM
Eh, that's what they said on the Blu-ray. I'm not a big Trek fan or anything, so their explanation didn't bother me.