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Title: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 05, 2009, 02:32:26 PM
None of this pansy euro shit here, no sir!  We're talking REAL FOOTBALL played by REAL MEN for REAL MONEY.  No lame ass college discussion allowed in this thread either- we talk about a football league that has the common decency to have a playoff system instead of what amounts to a beauty pageant, a league where anyone running a spread offense (other than the Patriots, cause they're just THAT AWESOME) would get laughed at and then beaten like a prime era Tyson opponent. 

Yes, we're talking NFL FOOTBALL in here, ladies.

I've gone ahead and created two pick em leagues to start with- a straight up weekly pick 'em and a survival pick 'em.  If enough people want it, I'll create a confidence points pick em, too.  They're both yahoo, and heres the info:

Pick em
league id: 45964
password: lepers

Survival pick em
league id: 17863
password: dickbutkus

Now we can go ahead and mock Maurice for being a Lions fan, or Federwang for being a Redskins fan.  YOU MUST DECIDE!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 05, 2009, 02:33:37 PM
I guess I'll go ahead and pm all of the guys in the fantasy league, but DON'T FUCKING FORGET THAT OUR DRAFT IS TOMORROW AT 3:30 EASTERN!  ...fuckers
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 05, 2009, 02:38:09 PM
I will be there. Possibly drunk.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 05, 2009, 02:40:00 PM
I will be there. Possibly drunk.

Sign up for the pick 'ems, too!  Or we'll ship you off to Israel while you're passed out from drinking!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 05, 2009, 02:41:26 PM
 :o
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 05, 2009, 02:42:40 PM
Those HAWT JEWISH COMMANDO CHICKS will whip your ass into line, too!   :maf
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 05, 2009, 02:47:36 PM
In the case that I can't make it tomorrow, would someone be able to draft for me? I'd pm them my depth chart of course

I should be there, but sometimes sunday school goes a little long
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 05, 2009, 02:49:34 PM
The computer drafts for you, just set it up.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 05, 2009, 02:51:41 PM
Redskins put Colt Brennan on IR, so no Jessica Simpson curse. Hooray!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 05, 2009, 02:55:28 PM
In the case that I can't make it tomorrow, would someone be able to draft for me? I'd pm them my depth chart of course

I should be there, but sometimes sunday school goes a little long

Maurice, you need to explain to your family that football is more important than your space fairy god.

But yes, set your pre-rankings and it will be fine.  Well, not fine but better than if you don't set your pre-rankings.  Then again, that's assuming you know what you're doing.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 05, 2009, 03:01:30 PM
I'm not worried at all actually, I do well in yahoo generated sports competitions.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 05, 2009, 03:02:28 PM
I'm too lazy to do the draft. I'm just glad real sports are starting up again.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 05, 2009, 03:04:11 PM
btw what's the draft order? Who gets first pick
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 05, 2009, 03:09:25 PM
I'd love to join in but...I've never played fantasy football.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 05, 2009, 03:23:05 PM
btw what's the draft order? Who gets first pick

Draft order is determined randomly by yahoo's socialist overlord computers 30 minutes before start time. 

I'm telling you pee dee, you're gonna want to make every effort to make the draft.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 05, 2009, 03:24:11 PM
I should probably just let Yahoo draft for me, it's not like I know anything about football, let alone fantasy football.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 05, 2009, 03:24:35 PM
Same.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 05, 2009, 03:31:54 PM
Same.

...you're not in the league!  The stuff I posted above is just picking winners and losers for each week, go ahead and sign up for it.

And Juice, your sorry ass had better make the draft tomorrow or I will set my David Wright voodoo doll on fire.  For everyone in the league, let me just emphasize again that QBs are going to be much more valuable than yahoo's rankings think they are under our league set up.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on September 06, 2009, 02:05:35 PM
about how long does the draft take? is it all live, or how long do you get to make decisions?

you don't need rounded teams in this right? it's just stat battles? maybe I should read up on this...

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ogod I'm gonna get smoked  :-\
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Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 06, 2009, 02:08:38 PM
There are 23 rounds of 8 picks.  There's a 90 second timer on each pick.  If someone isn't there, yahoo will pick for them according to their rankings or the rankings that the manager set after fifteen seconds.

It might take an hour and a half or so, probably less.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2009, 02:10:08 PM
holy shit i thought were were picked 12 players  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on September 06, 2009, 02:34:59 PM
ah. hopefully my connection stays somewhat stable. had to buy a wireless card because I didn't want to drill holes, so it's kind of spazzy. I may miss a pick or two.

also, going to grab a bite, will be back for the draft though. may be buzzin.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2009, 02:39:23 PM
No sunday school but they umped the ante by demanding I come to a carnival and hand out cards for their business. Meh, so I decided to come to the library and "study"

But instead of being in a quiet environment I'm surrounded by LOUD freshmen on a tour.

edit: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp09/news/story?id=4449108
lolol millen
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 06, 2009, 03:20:07 PM
SAN DIEGO -- San Diego Chargers star linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested on suspicion of choking and restraining his girlfriend, a reality TV star, as she tried to leave his Southern California home, authorities said.

Roid rage! :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 06, 2009, 03:24:44 PM
He tried to choke Tila Tequila- we should be giving him the Congressional Medal of Freedom.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2009, 03:55:19 PM
Hmm so I'm guessing that's good for a 2 game suspension or so?

draft him Himu
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 06, 2009, 04:04:11 PM
Draft order is:

akala
Pee Dee
Cajole
BlackMage
Malek
Willco
Me
Mandark

Drafting in between Federwang and Mandark, I think it's safe to say that I won't be getting any good Redskins OR Sage Rosenfels.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2009, 04:07:02 PM
edit: oh shit it's on
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mandark on September 06, 2009, 04:13:44 PM
Sandwich pick!  AWM NOM NOM!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 06, 2009, 04:15:11 PM
I have probably the worst position in the draft.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 06, 2009, 04:20:23 PM
Mandark, want to trade my first and second round draft pick for your first and second pick?
Title: *I'm* gonna draft Gus Frerrote and take down criminals one headbutt at a time!
Post by: Mandark on September 06, 2009, 04:22:40 PM
1ST ROUND

Willco:  I'll take Chris Cooley!

Triumph:  Okay...


2ND ROUND

Willco:  I'll take Christy Oglevee-Cooley!

Triumph:  What?  You can't do that.

Willco:  Look, you said this is a fantasy league.  Well my fantasy is having a threesome with the Cooleys!

Triumph:  Fine!  Whatever.

PhoenixDark:  Wait.  If that's how it works, I'm picking Visanthe Shiancoe (http://deadspin.com/5103817/fox-broadcasts-some-viking-locker-room-dong).
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 06, 2009, 04:23:10 PM
O snap :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2009, 04:24:39 PM
I'm at the library smh  :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 06, 2009, 05:44:28 PM
I had three ranking tabs open during that entire draft. That's all I went by. Tried to average out the differences in each ranking system. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mandark on September 06, 2009, 05:45:25 PM
I was lost with all that IDP stuff.  I didn't know half the names and Yahoo's ranking system for defensive players is random.

Not as in "wow that guy's overrated" either.  The IDP rankings seem to be completely random and have nothing to do with stats.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 06, 2009, 05:47:42 PM
1.     (7)     Tom Brady
2.    (10)    Philip Rivers
3.    (23)    Frank Gore
4.    (26)    Reggie Wayne
5.    (39)    Steve Slaton
6.    (42)    Wes Welker
7.    (55)    Vincent Jackson
8.    (58)    Patrick Willis
9.    (71)    Chris Cooley
10.    (74)    Eddie Royal
11.    (87)    Jon Beason
12.    (90)    Chad Pennington
13.    (103)    Derrick Ward
14.    (106)    Barrett Ruud
15.    (119)    Eric Weddle
16.    (122)    Cedric Benson
17.    (135)    Yeremiah Bell
18.    (138)    Brady Quinn
19.    (151)    Derrick Mason
20.    (154)    Kirk Morrison
21.    (167)    Antoine Winfield
22.    (170)    Kevin Boss

Mandark- yeah the idp rankings are clearly borked.  I pretty much just draft by solo tackles.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 06, 2009, 05:48:19 PM
I missed the draft. :(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 06, 2009, 05:48:21 PM
Good draft, although I inadvertently drafted someone on IR (Bradley), because I was lost with their LB rankings (not used to drafting LBs).

I recommend that next year we drop the IDP and opt for a team defense and add a utility spot on offense.

I am surprised I got Julius Peppers and DeMarcus Ware.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 06, 2009, 05:50:23 PM
I missed the draft. :(

For the last time:  YOU'RE NOT IN THE LEAGUE!  You signed up for the pick 'em.

Willco- team defenses are gay, and not the good kind- I mean the HAPPY kind.  There's a reason you got Peppers and Ware- click on your team and look at how many points they put up last year.  Then click on my team and look at how many points my bruisers put up.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mandark on September 06, 2009, 05:53:43 PM
1.     (8)     Peyton Manning     QB
2.    (9)    Aaron Rodgers    QB
3.    (24)    Calvin Johnson    WR
4.    (25)    Clinton Portis    RB
5.    (40)    Marion Barber    RB
6.    (41)    Ryan Grant    RB
7.    (56)    Santana Moss    WR
8.    (57)    Anthony Gonzalez    WR
9.    (72)    Owen Daniels    TE
10.    (73)    Marshawn Lynch    RB
11.    (88)    Knowshon Moreno    RB
12.    (89)    Lance Moore    WR
13.    (104)    Darren Sproles    RB
14.    (105)    Jonathan Vilma    LB
15.    (120)    Karlos Dansby    LB
16.    (121)    Gibril Wilson    S
17.    (136)    D'Qwell Jackson    LB
18.    (137)    DeAngelo Hall    CB
19.    (152)    Percy Harvin    WR
20.    (153)    Leon Washington    RB
21.    (168)    Brandon Meriweather    S
22.    (169)    Chris Henry    WR



Washington and Henry are my sleepers this year.  If either of them have breakout seasons, it'll be EXTRA BONUS VALIDATION POINTS for me.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on September 06, 2009, 05:56:44 PM
I'm gonna have to shuffle some players around. Not that projected points mean much, but Malek is projected to beat me atm. I predict I won't know what the fuck I'm doing for at least half of the season, at which point it will be too late.  :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 06, 2009, 05:56:52 PM
Ok, I'm glad I wasn't the only one lost with those IDP rankings. There were no rankings, really.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 06, 2009, 05:57:45 PM
I missed the draft. :(

For the last time:  YOU'RE NOT IN THE LEAGUE!  You signed up for the pick 'em.

Willco- team defenses are gay, and not the good kind- I mean the HAPPY kind.  There's a reason you got Peppers and Ware- click on your team and look at how many points they put up last year.  Then click on my team and look at how many points my bruisers put up.

So the point system skews in favor of tackles over stuff like turnovers and sacks? That's pretty stupid.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 06, 2009, 05:58:16 PM
Triumph rigged the league for his benefit.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 06, 2009, 06:03:34 PM
Sounds like it! Our commish totally screwed us!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 06, 2009, 06:07:15 PM
1.   (6)   DeAngelo Williams   RB
2.   (11)   Chris Johnson   RB
3.   (22)   Greg Jennings   WR
4.   (27)   Roddy White   WR
5.   (38)   Matt Schaub   QB
6.   (43)   Tony Gonzalez   TE
7.   (54)   Matt Cassel       QB
8.   (59)   Ronnie Brown   RB
9.   (70)   Braylon Edwards   WR
10.   (75)   Lee Evans   WR
11.   (86)   Joe Flacco   QB
12.   (91)   Jerricho Cotchery   WR
13.   (102)   Ray Rice   RB
14.   (107)   DeMarcus Ware   LB
15.   (118)   Ed Reed   S
16.   (123)   Visanthe Shiancoe   TE
17.   (134)   Julius Peppers   DE
18.   (139)   Tramon Williams   CB
19.   (150)   Michael Crabtree   WR
20.   (155)   Joey Porter   LB
21.   (166)   Stewart Bradley   LB
22.   (171)   LaRon Landry   S

... I thought all were decent picks considering my position, except Bradley, who is on IR. :-\

Crabtree better not be a bust!

I will be accepting trade offers for Shiancoe. Feel free to drop me a line.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 06, 2009, 06:25:03 PM
I missed the draft. :(

For the last time:  YOU'RE NOT IN THE LEAGUE!  You signed up for the pick 'em.

Willco- team defenses are gay, and not the good kind- I mean the HAPPY kind.  There's a reason you got Peppers and Ware- click on your team and look at how many points they put up last year.  Then click on my team and look at how many points my bruisers put up.

So the point system skews in favor of tackles over stuff like turnovers and sacks? That's pretty stupid.

Not really.  You get more points for interceptions, sacks and passes deflected/defensed than you would under a normal yahoo set up.  The reason players who get a lot of sacks/ints/whatever don't score as many points is that they just don't sack the qb/intercept a pass/deflect a pass THAT FREAKING OFTEN.  If I pump up the points any for those any more, it risks becoming stupid- 6 points for an interception or a sack?  Really? 

As for the scoring, it's not like it was a secret or anything.  It was all there in the first post of the original thread!  And despite yahoo's idp rankings sucking, both Mandark and Malek managed to draft pretty solid defensive players.  The key was focusing on tackles, since that's obviously the most common thing that a defensive player does!

edit- has Crabtree even SIGNED yet?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 06, 2009, 06:44:45 PM
Nah, but the Niners said they'd get it done last weekend.

I still think the scoring system is a bit of hogwash, and pardon me for thinking the league had a similar scoring system to every league I've ever played in. I mean, even in leagues where I have drafted IDP, I still have never seen tacklers outscore turnover and sack specialists.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2009, 10:13:07 PM
1.     (2)     Adrian Peterson
2.    (15)    Kurt Warner
3.    (18)    Randy Moss
4.    (31)    Matt Ryan
5.    (34)    Brandon Jacobs
6.    (47)    Antonio Bryant
7.    (50)    Ben Roethlisberger
8.    (63)    Reggie Bush
9.    (66)    Hines Ward
10.    (79)    DeSean Jackson
11.    (82)    Ellis Hobbs
12.    (95)    LenDale White
13.    (98)    John Carlson
14.    (111)    Danieal Manning
15.    (114)    Leodis McKelvin
16.    (127)    Jerod Mayo
17.    (130)    Steve Breaston
18.    (143)    Antrel Rolle
19.    (146)    Paul Posluszny
20.    (159)    Ted Ginn Jr.
21.    (162)    Willis McGahee
22.    (175)    Osi Umenyiora

Didn't get a lot of people I wanted but I did alright.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 06, 2009, 11:00:10 PM
Yeah, your squad is pretty beast.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mandark on September 07, 2009, 01:44:21 AM
Actually, Willco's IDP's don't look too bad.  In this scoring system Ware put up a lot of points last year and is projected #4 this year.  Peppers had 110 points which isn't great but not bad either.

It's the pure rushers who get almost not tackles like Dwight Freeney that really suffer.

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Boogie on September 07, 2009, 01:56:34 AM
This fantasy draft is stupid.

Football is stupid.

I bet any EB'er $50 that Canada wins tbe 2010 Olympic Men's Hockey Gold Medal.

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Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 07, 2009, 02:12:43 AM
The Russians will have a stacked team. If they show up and care a little, they can easily beat Canada.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Boogie on September 07, 2009, 02:20:23 AM
The Russians will have a stacked team. If they show up and care a little, they can easily beat Canada.


Oh, don't worry, I'll arrange something... :punch

in serious, though, I'm not sure how Ovechkin + Malkin = stacked team.

Canada will always have the most stacked team going into any true international competition.  It's just a matter of whether we can muster the coaching, preparation, motivation, and consistancy to match our inherent skill, which will determine whether we meet our potential...
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 07, 2009, 02:32:38 AM
in serious, though, I'm not sure how Ovechkin + Malkin = stacked team.

I don't know how the two best hockey players help make a team stacked. And Kovalchuk, Datsyuk, Semin, Radulov, Kovalev, and Nabokov sure won't help.  :dur
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 07, 2009, 02:34:21 AM
What kind of bullshit derail is this garbage?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 07, 2009, 02:37:50 AM
I can't believe Yzerman didn't ask Bertuzzi to join the team again!  :P

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2009, 02:39:31 AM
smh canadians
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Boogie on September 07, 2009, 02:41:00 AM
in serious, though, I'm not sure how Ovechkin + Malkin = stacked team.

I don't know how the two best hockey players help make a team stacked. And Kovalchuk, Datsyuk, Semin, Radulov, Kovalev, and Nabokov sure won't help.  :dur

Fucking Commie.  We should revoke your citizenship... :punch

What kind of bullshit derail is this garbage?

Hey now, we're talking about a true manly sport, here, where people don't get their panties in a knot when men throw some punches...

I can't believe Yzerman didn't ask Bertuzzi to join the team again!  :P



Truly shocking... :p

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Boogie on September 07, 2009, 02:41:30 AM
smh canadians

I'm sorry, Himu, what are you doing out of jail, again?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2009, 02:43:07 AM
Go to court this friday, boogie
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Boogie on September 07, 2009, 02:51:22 AM
Go to court this friday, boogie

Pleading out?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 07, 2009, 02:52:19 AM
And in prison, he'll be the Canadian.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2009, 02:56:53 AM
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/fb/texansfront/6605518.html

smh
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 07, 2009, 03:09:41 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4452545

Stafford "won" the job? Yeah, right  :lol

Stanton was the best QB in the pre-season, Culpepper second. Both are hurt, that's why Stafford is starting.

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 07, 2009, 03:40:32 PM
Not to mention they had 41.7 million reasons to make him their starter. I wonder how long Stafford's still going to be happy to be the Lions starting QB.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 07, 2009, 07:02:08 PM
more like 70mil reasons

Obviously starting Stanton was not an option; he's better but playing him over the number one pick would be crazy. If Culpepper is health he should start. Let him get beat up for a few games, but more importantly he'd be able to win a game or two. Stafford can't do that.

Why throw your multi million dollar investment to the wolves, with a shitty OL and a questionable running game. Didn't we do this last time? smh
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 07, 2009, 07:07:19 PM
To be fair, Stafford has a better pedigree than Joey the Oregon Duck.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 07, 2009, 07:12:22 PM
Yea. But he's also an underclassman QB, and how many of them pan out in the NFL? Not many.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 07, 2009, 07:21:05 PM
I think he could be good, the problem is that he probably needed to go somewhere where he had a better o-line and not into a situation where the franchise had just come off of a season where they hadn't won ANY GAMES.  Man you guys suck.

The good news is that Calvin is a beast and will go up and get balls.  That's about the extent of the good news, however.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 10, 2009, 02:22:57 PM
Kickoff is tonight! Woo!

I am hoping the Steelers don't make me regret starting Chris Johnson over Ronnie Brown this week.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on September 10, 2009, 03:04:40 PM
Kickoff is tonight! Woo!


:hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 10, 2009, 05:32:28 PM
R U E 4 + FOOTBALL, WILCO?
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 10, 2009, 07:26:39 PM
E?
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Post by: Himu on September 10, 2009, 07:27:36 PM
Can't wait :)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 10, 2009, 07:34:35 PM
E?

Erect?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2009, 07:34:58 PM
Ejaculating
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 10, 2009, 08:00:18 PM
Erect -> Ejaculating

I got some friends coming over for kickoff tonight. Bought two packs of Nathan's (that we're grilling outside), a bag of potato roll buns, chips and dip, an entire case of Weyerbacher Imperial Pumpkin Ale and a growler full of blueberry wheat ale fetched from a local microbrew.
(http://www.weyerbacher.com/cwo_images/image46.jpg) + (http://s2.thisnext.com/media/230x230/Nathans-Famous-Hot-Dogs-3-Pack_A1A8A9DB.jpg) + (http://plasmabigscreentv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/50-inch-vizio-p50-hdtv-plasma-tv.jpg) = (http://www.johnnyroadtrip.com/tailgating/pictures/pittsburghtatoocloseup.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2009, 08:06:24 PM
That guy is my hero.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 10, 2009, 08:26:07 PM
In honor of this special day

[youtube=560,345]k5imN7vu79U[/youtube]
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 10, 2009, 08:30:02 PM
Did you make that, dude? :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 10, 2009, 08:34:07 PM
Nah.  I got that off Slate.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 10, 2009, 08:35:13 PM
Ah, boo. That's still pretty great.

The bit with Vick shooting all the dogs. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2009, 08:36:08 PM
 :lol
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Post by: CajoleJuice on September 10, 2009, 08:36:18 PM
That's fucking phenomenal. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: E-DuB on September 10, 2009, 08:49:39 PM
The Russians will have a stacked team. If they show up and care a little, they can easily beat Canada.


Don't forget Sweden!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 10, 2009, 08:56:43 PM
E?

Red E.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pilonv1 on September 10, 2009, 09:10:30 PM
lets go bengals
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 10, 2009, 09:27:37 PM
:lol @ that oregon trail yootoob

Pac Man never got suspended, tho.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2009, 09:35:50 PM
NBC :bow

I love being able to watch the games online (officially, not shitty streams) since I don't get any channels on mah' teevee. I'll be raiding while listening to the game/taking peeks
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2009, 09:38:23 PM
what a lazy national anthem rendition  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 10, 2009, 09:40:05 PM
I'll be raiding while listening to the game/taking peeks

cigarillo
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2009, 09:52:11 PM
big ben  :lol

oh wait he's on my team
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hollywood on September 10, 2009, 09:53:47 PM
Oh Worthlessburger.  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 10, 2009, 10:01:30 PM
Oh Worthlessburger.  :lol

Mistimed handoff and a sack on one drive.  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 10, 2009, 10:03:54 PM
I forget if this is normal for him, he definitely looks more sluggish than last year
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 10, 2009, 10:04:01 PM
Rooflesburger

Stillers are lucky they have Polamalu around, dude is a major pest and seems to be in on every play on D
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 10, 2009, 10:09:01 PM

Stillers are lucky they have Polamalu around, dude is a major pest and seems to be in on every play on D

Dude's a defensive monster.

Edit: Roethlisburglar.  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 10, 2009, 10:12:55 PM
I'm playing PD this week.

wooooooo
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 10, 2009, 10:14:34 PM
I, for one, am shocked that Roworthlessberger looks like shit
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2009, 10:20:31 PM
I'm playing PD this week.

wooooooo

fuck you  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 10, 2009, 10:22:51 PM
He'll care about those sacks when he has Alzheimer's
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 10, 2009, 10:40:37 PM
Titans finally gonna get some points on the boa-BLOCKED FIELD GOAL?!

This is insane!!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 10, 2009, 10:42:19 PM
:lol I love watching teams I don't care about, it's great being able to always laugh at someone
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2009, 10:48:25 PM
mmmm ben to ward  :bow

edit: mmmmm TD. cajole who
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 10, 2009, 10:49:12 PM
Who is doing the color commentary for this game? He almost sounds drunk. I'd rather have Madden
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Post by: OptimoPeach on September 10, 2009, 10:51:32 PM
Big Ben must have heard me talking shit about him
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Post by: Himu on September 10, 2009, 10:55:27 PM
Watch Titans fuck up this kick :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2009, 10:56:34 PM
WOW TITANS WOW

Love watching teams I don't root for.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 10, 2009, 11:04:41 PM
mmmm ben to ward  :bow

edit: mmmmm TD. cajole who

fuckkkk
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 10, 2009, 11:05:18 PM
Almost made it!!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2009, 11:06:18 PM
mmmm ben to ward  :bow

edit: mmmmm TD. cajole who

fuckkkk

 :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2009, 11:09:47 PM
:rofl pd
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2009, 11:12:23 PM
Ben is just having fun, and so am I!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2009, 11:12:47 PM
*pump fakes*

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I went with Steelers, myself, on the pick em that is
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Post by: Flannel Boy on September 10, 2009, 11:13:56 PM
some polack has Santonio Holmes on the bench. I'm not going to name names.  :'(
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 10, 2009, 11:14:45 PM
I have Chris johnson  playing for my fantasy team. The better start running more.  :maf
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2009, 11:25:50 PM
Polamalu out of the game. Titans got this if their O line remains consistent.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2009, 11:28:56 PM
Man, that was a dirty ass tackle.

Right to the knee.

Really?

Really?
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Post by: ToxicAdam on September 10, 2009, 11:51:24 PM
[Hank Williams] ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOOTBAAL....zzzz zzzz


zzzz


Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 11, 2009, 12:02:41 AM
:lol :lol :lol @ Snoop
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2009, 12:10:27 AM
why didn't I get Holmes. I was staring at his name for ages and never pulled the trigger
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 11, 2009, 12:33:38 AM
:lol @ Ward, could have won the game
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 11, 2009, 12:34:58 AM
:lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 11, 2009, 12:40:49 AM
why didn't I get Holmes. I was staring at his name for ages and never pulled the trigger

Isn't he hung, too? Would have thought you'd be all over that.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 11, 2009, 12:45:07 AM
I picked Steelers in the pick em but I don't give a fuck who wins :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 11, 2009, 12:47:46 AM
Won my first pick em  8) 
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2009, 12:57:04 AM
why didn't I get Holmes. I was staring at his name for ages and never pulled the trigger

Isn't he hung, too? Would have thought you'd be all over that.

Dunno what you're talking about

nice stats for me tonight tho :bow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 11, 2009, 12:59:19 AM
why didn't I get Holmes. I was staring at his name for ages and never pulled the trigger

Isn't he hung, too? Would have thought you'd be all over that.

Dunno what you're talking about

I thought maybe I remembered incorrectly.

http://deadspin.com/382005/sir-you-seem-to-have-dropped-your-terrible-towel
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 11, 2009, 01:00:36 AM
I wanna join the fantasy league but I've never played fantasy before.

How do you play? Tips?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2009, 01:03:01 AM
why didn't I get Holmes. I was staring at his name for ages and never pulled the trigger

Isn't he hung, too? Would have thought you'd be all over that.

Dunno what you're talking about

I thought maybe I remembered incorrectly.

http://deadspin.com/382005/sir-you-seem-to-have-dropped-your-terrible-towel

smh

spoiler (click to show/hide)
from site: "you made my night, all thru the super bowl I kept thinking what he would look like with those tight pants off.now i know."  :lol
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Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 11, 2009, 01:14:53 AM
I have Chris johnson  playing for my fantasy team. The better start running more.  :maf

I started him this week in our Bore league over Ronnie Brown. :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hollywood on September 11, 2009, 01:42:04 AM
Another classic NFL OT. Coin toss = win. Ridiculous.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on September 11, 2009, 01:45:48 AM
Another classic NFL OT. Coin toss = win. Ridiculous.

Yeah, it was funny- going into OT Collinsworth was yucking it up and saying he loved the NFL overtime rules, and that it was up to the team that lost the flip's defense to step up and stop the winning team.  Then of course Pittsburgh wins the toss, marches down and wins in four minutes.  lolz.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 11, 2009, 01:46:04 AM
Not really. The Titans lost that game. They left 6 points on the field, and it's not like their defense isn't capable.

Had they made just one of the two field goals missed, they would've won the game.

I don't think it's fair to blame NFL policy when another team clearly didn't execute.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 11, 2009, 01:52:33 AM
That's your argument for why it got to OT to begin with.  Then again, Ward possibly could have scored at the end of the 4th quarter and those two fgs wouldn't have been enough.

No, this is about the dumbness of overtime itself.  And it is dumb.  I'm not sure the college rules are the answer, but the NFL rules are basically "whoever wins the coin flip wins, lol" and THAT is certainly dumb.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 11, 2009, 01:56:45 AM
That's not how it works out, though. I'm pretty sure the percentage is close to even.

I'm not a fan of the system either, but just pointing that out.

Edit: I'll double check that now and I'll probably be totally wrong.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 11, 2009, 01:57:00 AM
That's your argument for why it got to OT to begin with.  Then again, Ward possibly could have scored at the end of the 4th quarter and those two fgs wouldn't have been enough.

So what you're saying is that, either way, the Steelers should have won! :P

Quote
No, this is about the dumbness of overtime itself.  And it is dumb.  I'm not sure the college rules are the answer, but the NFL rules are basically "whoever wins the coin flip wins, lol" and THAT is certainly dumb.

I really don't think it's that unfair. Am I to believe that the defense gets a total pass in OT when the offense scores?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 11, 2009, 02:00:02 AM
Steelers' Tomlin: Troy Polamalu likely out 3-6 weeks with MCL sprain

One down, one more to go.

(http://ltngamers.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/maddencover.jpg)

... will NFL players ever learn?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 11, 2009, 02:02:10 AM
To be fair, BrittFarr didn't really miss any games last season... the ones who suffered the most were probably NFL fans, which sadly continues to this day.

CURSE YOU BRITTFARR AND YOUR MISSISSIPPI DEVIL MAGIC
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 11, 2009, 02:08:30 AM
He was actually injured pretty badly, so much so that the Jets might be in hot water with the league for not listing him on the injury report. I expect that to become next week's "drama".

"The Curse" isn't just about injury, which Favre suffered, but total dropoff in performance. Which was definitely true in that case.

Ray Lewis was the best survivor of "The Curse" - he missed only one game, had a minor drop off in performance, but they didn't even make the playoffs after vying for the AFC North division title the previous season.

I don't think anyone has had a good year when they've been on the cover.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 11, 2009, 02:12:45 AM
I volunteer to be on the cover. Maybe it'd work in reverse for me.

Only instead of Madden 11 it'd need to be Life 11.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2009, 02:15:29 AM
Another classic NFL OT. Coin toss = win. Ridiculous.

Another area where NCAA football>NFL!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 11, 2009, 02:19:18 AM
Favre had one good year in 2007 in between 3 pretty mediocre years, tho.  So that last season in Green Bay is really the aberration in my opinion.  I mean, look at these stats:

Season     Team     G           QBRat   Comp   Att   Pct   Yds   Y/G   Y/A   TD   Int
2005-06   Green Bay   16       70.9            372  607   61.3   3881   242.6     6.4   20    29       
2006-07   Green Bay   16       72.7            343   613   56.0   3885   242.8     6.3    18   18   
2007-08   Green Bay   16       95.7            356   535   66.5   4155   259.7     7.8    28   15       
2008-09   NY Jets   16       81.0            343   522   65.7   3472   217.0     6.7    22   22   

Last year's stats start looking even worse when you remember that he threw more than 1/4 of his TDs in one game.  Dude is pretty much done, I'm hoping Brian Uhrlacher murders him this year.

As for Ray Ray, even the curse was scared of him.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 11, 2009, 03:09:19 AM
I think the fact that he had a torn biceps tendon, and pretty much sunk the Jets (and may now cost them financially or in the draft), merits his inclusion to the "The Curse".

Lewis' curse was that he not only missed a game, but the playoffs entirely. Ravens had their worst run, in terms of personnel and performance, after he took the cover. Also, remember, the following year he went on IR!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2009, 03:24:13 AM
I kinda think Favre will do well enough this season. He's playing in a weak division and he has the most dangerous RB in his pocket.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 11, 2009, 06:58:01 PM
So what are the chances Fitz will get the curse?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on September 11, 2009, 07:08:00 PM
oh god it just dawned on me I ignored the curse on draft day.  :'(

gooo larry!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 13, 2009, 01:14:15 PM
Here we go :bow

Check your rooster for last minute injury report changes. I just had to switch out somebody
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 01:23:02 PM
Anyone got a link to the Texans vs Jets stream
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 13, 2009, 01:25:28 PM
check http://www.justin.tv/
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 01:26:21 PM
They got "NFL Football with no bs commentary" and "NFL Channel in HD"
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 13, 2009, 01:29:25 PM
Wait until the games actually start, streams usually appear then
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 01:30:48 PM
Okay.

CBS is apparently playing the game, but that seems to be a local thing and I'm not even in Texas now.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 01:47:29 PM
Who is Madden's Musky Taint?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 01:52:03 PM
FFFFUUUUUUUUUU the local broadcast is showing the Jacksonville game. Expected but still SMH worthy.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 02:12:13 PM
All the NFL channels on justin.tv are being blacked out
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 02:14:54 PM
I think Flacco is going to have a good day, I just wish I could see how Schaub is playing.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 02:26:25 PM
http://atdhe.net/8660/watch-new-york-jets-vs-houston-texans

:rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 02:26:33 PM
Woot! Got my first TD of the season!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 02:31:41 PM
Texans defense :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 13, 2009, 02:31:52 PM
This MIA-ATL game is as boring as dogshit.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 02:33:02 PM
Haha, Flacco is ridiculous. :lol

Either he's pretty good or the Chiefs are the worst team in the league.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 02:33:22 PM
Apparently. Tony Gonzalez and Roddy White are doing NADA for my team. :(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 13, 2009, 02:36:36 PM
Apparently. Tony Gonzalez and Roddy White are doing NADA for my team. :(

Matt Ryan completely missed White on an easy 40+ yard td pass earlier.  Ryan has looked kind of shaky so far, wouldn't expect much from the Falcons' passing attack today.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 02:38:27 PM
I am going to have to count on Flacco and DeAngelo Williams, I guess. With those two out, Braylon Edwards MIA and Matt Schaub a question mark, it might be a rough day.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 02:39:00 PM
I would smash that Progressive Insurance chick.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 13, 2009, 02:39:10 PM
...and as soon as I type that Ryan hits White for a couple of completions.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 13, 2009, 02:39:42 PM
I would smash that Progressive Insurance chick.

Dude, I would hit that shit with the force of a thousand suns.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 02:41:40 PM
I would smash that Progressive Insurance chick.

Dude, I would hit that shit with the force of a thousand suns.

Word.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hollywood on September 13, 2009, 02:42:37 PM
Anyone know a way to watch games online for free? I'm guessing my 49ers won't be on here at 4:00
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 02:44:12 PM
Davis keeps doing incomplete to wide open catches...
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 02:44:54 PM
Anyone know a way to watch games online for free? I'm guessing my 49ers won't be on here at 4:00

justin.tv
atdhe.net
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 02:45:42 PM
Schaub is killing me. What's going on, Himuro?

I can't believe I'm seeing the Ravens throwing downfield. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 02:47:35 PM
Dammit, Flacco!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 02:50:12 PM
QB SACK!

:D :D :D

Nice D from the Texans.

Willco: Jets are winning 3 to zip. Texans ball now after a qb sack from Ryans, 2nd down.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 02:52:32 PM
OH SHIT. Texans were 3rd and 13 and they managed to do a run that got them to 1st down. Tremendous play.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 02:54:47 PM
Woot, Edwards comes alive.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Beezy on September 13, 2009, 02:56:14 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 02:57:09 PM
...........

After a good drive, we managed to get to about the 20 yard line. Slaton fumbles, and the Jets get the ball.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 02:58:49 PM
Triumph, do you get dinged for that fumble?

Ravens just fucked up. C'mon, Flacco, let's get another TD.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 03:02:48 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol

Mario intercepts, drops the ball
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 03:04:01 PM
Sanchez has potential.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 03:07:56 PM
Flacco is breaking down, I immediately regret saying anything positive about him.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 03:10:56 PM
:lol The Texans are terrible. They are completely not ready. They have missed an upward of four opportunities to do a turnover. One of which, a player caught it and it falls into his lap. They have also missed golden opportunities to score: catching a long pass, only to drop it and have the other team catch the fumble.

This is embarrassing.

All this and against a rookie QB on his first game.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 03:11:28 PM
How bad is Matt Schaub?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 03:13:14 PM
He's being pressured, but I think he's doing a decent job all things considered. It's just that the Texans keep running the ball for only god knows what reason.

He's hesitating constantly though.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 03:16:52 PM
Get rid of Kubiak.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 03:23:21 PM
Goddamit, Philly is slaughtering Carolina. That will pretty much negate DeAngleo Williams now.

At least my Surival Pick 'Em spot is secure.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 13, 2009, 03:27:08 PM
Jets :rock
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 03:30:51 PM
The Jets aren't even playing a good game. Their offense is mediocre. It takes Sanchez half a minute to find an open dude half way across the field.

It's just that the Texans are SO BAD on both D and O that the Jets look good!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 13, 2009, 03:35:30 PM
Other teams making the Jets look good :rock
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 03:36:03 PM
Schaub needs to do something.

Or else I'll be a homer and start Flacco AND Campbell next week!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 03:38:20 PM
If Houston loses ESPN will be in 24 hour Mark Sanchez hype mode.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 03:40:55 PM
MARK SANCHEZ: WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TEAM TO CLAIM HIM OFF WAIVERS?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 03:41:26 PM
Ray Rice looks SHARP.

I might have three stud RBs this season.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 13, 2009, 03:41:36 PM
Is it Fox or my local affiliate?

Recently, everytime I watch sports on Fox, it's like a daggum slideshow. Dropped frames, slow FPS, whatever it is... it's not smooth. I want to blame my local affiliate, but it's not like that with all camera angles, so it makes it seem like it's Fox. With baseball games, for example, it's horrible on the pitch when the camera angle is from behind the pitcher and facing the batter. Other angles are usually OK. And now today in the Panthers-Eagles game, same thing. The action is janky.

Anyway, :lol at the Panthers being down 31-10 at home.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 03:42:59 PM
To be fair, a lot of it is stupid mistakes.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 03:45:12 PM
Jets touchdown. Sigh.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 03:45:34 PM
Holy crap.

Flacco has a cannon, and he can extend plays, but man does he make some boneheaded throws. If he was playing against anyone else, he'd be two picks in the hole.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 13, 2009, 03:46:51 PM
I just don't like the local team. Mainly because of sports talk, to be honest. Too many people all on the same page. I like diversity in my sports discussion (which is why college discussion is so awesome around here, there's a lot of teams to pull for and therefore talk about).  Also, there's too much "we need this," "we're so awesome," "we suck." We aren't anything. They need help today.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 03:47:21 PM
Jesus, great job, Flacco.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 03:47:46 PM
Will Houston teams ever catch a break? The Astros suck, the Texans are playing terrible football on their first game of the season.

Will the Rockets be enough to save us from sports hell?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 13, 2009, 03:48:24 PM
Rockeets :lol

As long as McGrady doesn't play, maybe.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 13, 2009, 03:50:30 PM
Cincinnati is pissing me off.  They should be destroying the Broncos on the scoreboard 'cause they are flat out dominating them on the field and yet Denver is actually ahead by 3 pts.  A ridiculous game.

It's interesting watch the Donks play this season as a Seahawk fan.  The worse they do the better pick we get.

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hollywood on September 13, 2009, 03:50:47 PM
Damnit, only an option of 3 games at 4:00 and 49ers @ Zona isn't one of them here. Of course the NFC East snorefest of watching the Giants slaughter the Redskins is on.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 03:55:13 PM
So Willco, you picked Shaub for your fantasy team this week?

:lol

Good luck with that!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 04:02:31 PM
Cassel is injured and I thought Schaub would produce better than Campbell against the Giants.

Redskins will beat the Giants, 17-14.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 04:06:57 PM
ARE YOU KIDDING ME DELHOMME?!

STOP THROWING THE BALL, GIVE IT TO WILLIAMS
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 13, 2009, 04:08:47 PM
McNabb is down.

Michael Vick: "Ah man, sucks to be him. Is it week 3 yet?"
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 13, 2009, 04:13:21 PM
Daylight come and you gotta Delhomme.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 13, 2009, 04:14:50 PM
Delhomme :lol

Jake might not want to go Delhomme tonight. Bubba might be waiting for him.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 13, 2009, 04:21:23 PM
Looks like Willco could use a QB.

Can I interest you in a trade? I have the all time yards and touchdowns leader.  :D
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 04:22:22 PM
TOUCHDOWN HOUSTON
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 04:24:18 PM
Thanks, but no thanks, Malek.

Between Flacco and Cassell, I'm GOOD.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: etiolate on September 13, 2009, 04:26:59 PM
opening week is making me crave pizza

if I can't get a niner stream then I'm daring to watch at a pizza joint
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 04:27:26 PM
Lawl, Delhomme is benched.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 13, 2009, 04:27:45 PM
:bow Sanchez :bow2
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 04:33:34 PM
:lol :lol  @ the Texans

Fuck this, I'm going to take a nap or do some homework or go read a book :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 04:33:36 PM
Official, Ray Rice is a beast. I have Ronnie Brown too.

Woo.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 04:35:31 PM
:bow Sanchez :bow2

Early in the game I thought he was alright, but he really got into in the 4th and 3rd.

He's the real deal.

Either that, or Texans D-line is really that bad.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: etiolate on September 13, 2009, 04:36:41 PM
USC QBs :rock
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 13, 2009, 04:38:54 PM
Kevin Kolb, third string in week 3.

Speaking of third string... 2nd stringer got hurt, Panthers put in their emergency QB instead of Delhomme.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 04:41:56 PM
Dammit Schaub!!!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 04:43:01 PM
Shaub!!!!!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 04:53:37 PM
Haha, Flacco is on fire.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 04:53:39 PM
Texans:

O-line needs improvement and is non-existent. Why were they not blocking for Shaub?

D-line is completely lacking. How many sacks and tackles were this game?

QB may not be up to snuff, it's hard to tell when you have such a shitty O-line.

We were outcoached.

Prominent and good players like Andre Johnson and Mario Williams not given enough time to shine.

That's what I saw from this first game: potential.

Hopefully Kubiak is fired and we're given a decent coaching staff that can take this potential somewhere.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 13, 2009, 04:57:02 PM
Patrick Crayton is just SHREDDING the Tampa Bay defense. 4 catches for 135 yards!!  :dizzy
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 13, 2009, 04:58:18 PM
Holy shit @ that play in the Denver game.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 13, 2009, 04:59:13 PM
Another Panther turnover. Let the Bill Cowher to Carolina rumors resume.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hollywood on September 13, 2009, 05:00:11 PM
LMAOOOO THE BUNGALS. HAHAHAHAHA

Tipped pass with 20 seconds left for an 87 yard TD for Denver to win it.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 13, 2009, 05:00:22 PM
Fuck the Bengals.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 13, 2009, 05:01:01 PM
They were killing the Donks the entire game and they couldn't score jack.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 05:04:18 PM
Flacco saved my fantasy squad this week, after my receiving corps was pretty much irrelevant and my RBs underperformed (I should've started Rice).
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 13, 2009, 05:04:58 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS @ THE END OF THE DENVER-CIN GAME
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 05:07:09 PM
What happen?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 13, 2009, 05:09:11 PM
What happen?

Bengals scored with under a minute left to take a 7-6 lead. Denver went to Marshall, ball was tipped, Stokley caught it and took it 87 yards for the game winning TD. 2pt conversion failed, final 12-7.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on September 13, 2009, 05:09:18 PM
LMAOOOO THE BUNGALS. HAHAHAHAHA

Tipped pass with 20 seconds left for an 87 yard TD for Denver to win it.
That Denver guy tiptoeing around the end zone to burn off time made it awesome.  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on September 13, 2009, 05:10:36 PM
If anyone finds a YouTube clip of the play, it would be cool. I need to see it again. 8)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 13, 2009, 05:11:20 PM
They just showed the highlight on CBS. It will be on all the sports shows all night and all day tomorrow. Boomer Esiason was like "only in Cincy does this happen."
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 05:12:36 PM
What happen?

Bengals scored with under a minute left to take a 7-6 lead. Denver went to Marshall, ball was tipped, Stokley caught it and took it 87 yards for the game winning TD. 2pt conversion failed, final 12-7.

Holy shit.

I missed it.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 13, 2009, 05:12:53 PM
Tony Romo :rock
Dallas Cowboys :rock :rock
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on September 13, 2009, 05:13:16 PM
They just showed the highlight on CBS. It will be on all the sports shows all night and all day tomorrow.
I can't believe it. I was sitting at my computer, checking my e-mail when my dad told me to come into the living room to watch the first replay. I noticed that Denver took the lead, so I asked what happened. My dad said that the play was too weird for words, so I watched it. And I told him that it was weird, but the Bengals keep finding new ways to lose games.  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 13, 2009, 05:13:38 PM
Good news for the Falcons is that our defense looks fucking beastly.  Matt Ryan looked shaky early but settled down, and Turner couldn't really do shit until the last drive but our offense was sufficient, I guess.  WTF is up with Elam missing two pretty makable field goals and an extra point, tho?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 13, 2009, 05:14:08 PM
Falcons have the Panthers next week, too.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on September 13, 2009, 05:14:46 PM
Good news for the Falcons is that our defense looks fucking beastly.  Matt Ryan looked shaky early but settled down, and Turner couldn't really do shit until the last drive but our offense was sufficient, I guess.  WTF is up with Elam missing two pretty makable field goals and an extra point, tho?
:'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 05:23:58 PM
So far I've got 7 points in the pick em.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 05:28:33 PM
C.P.!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 05:29:20 PM
Booo! Stupid trick play call, Zorn!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 13, 2009, 05:32:54 PM
Danny Ware :(

But I'm sorta feelin' good so far, despite half the team being obliterated
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 05:34:15 PM
Damn, Eli threw a bullet.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 13, 2009, 05:36:05 PM
BRADSHAW / JACOBS DOUBT THREAT
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 13, 2009, 05:36:40 PM
lol way to go Landry
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 05:37:12 PM
Giants are pretty much having their way now.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 05:44:49 PM
Great, the new offseason acquisition is already injured :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Beezy on September 13, 2009, 05:47:56 PM
First fight of the season? :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 05:47:56 PM
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!

Moss is so badass, he'll fight without a helmet! :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 05:50:18 PM
Troy Aikman is so ineloquent compared to Buck. :lol

"Heckuva job by the defense of New Yorks."

It's like Arvie: The NFL Announcer.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 13, 2009, 05:50:52 PM
lol

Seneca Wallace to Hasslebeck back to Seneca Wallace.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 13, 2009, 05:51:53 PM
Aikman has had a few too many concussions.  While he's less wordy than Buck, he's also less of a douchenozzle- tho to be fair not many people are douchey-er than Joe Buck.  Maybe just Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 13, 2009, 05:52:35 PM
C'mon Hawks!!!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 05:54:19 PM
Redskins need to get the Giants off the field, or they'll lose this game near the end of the third quarter.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 13, 2009, 05:58:08 PM
Everytime I hear Aickmen's voice I think about him as some King of the Hill character. Makes the commentary more enjoyable.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
Are you kidding me? :maf

This game is done. The defense can't tackle, apparently.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 13, 2009, 06:01:09 PM
Dude, have you ever watched the Redskins before?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 13, 2009, 06:01:49 PM
So good
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 06:03:28 PM
Dude, have you ever watched the Redskins before?

The fourth ranked defense in the league last year?

Uh, yeah.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 13, 2009, 06:05:45 PM
McNabb apparently whipped the Panthers so hard that he broke his wrist.  Michael Vick must be ecstatic.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 06:06:27 PM
EL-OH-EL.

Time to jump on the Cowher bandwagon!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Beezy on September 13, 2009, 06:06:43 PM
This Giants game is hilarious. Redskins :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 13, 2009, 06:08:16 PM
Damn Willco, whats up with Campbell?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 06:10:21 PM
Maybe he knows he's hurting my goddamn fantasy team.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 13, 2009, 06:20:19 PM
:teehee
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on September 13, 2009, 06:24:18 PM
Watch it before YouTube takes it down.
[youtube=560,345]K56C-roYUOA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 13, 2009, 06:29:58 PM
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

WILLCOOOOOO :punch
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 06:32:56 PM
Cowher!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 13, 2009, 06:38:54 PM
Rams block the punt and run it back for a touchdown...

Too bad they had 12 guys on the field.  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 13, 2009, 06:54:59 PM
Stafford looked horrible, as did the rest of the team.

smh Kurt Warner. Why didn't I start Matt Ryan  :lol

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 13, 2009, 07:07:44 PM
lol Redskins
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 13, 2009, 07:43:35 PM
I know it's early and they're just playing the Rams but the Seahawks are looking strong.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 13, 2009, 08:04:36 PM
Bob Costas just threw a better pass than Jake Delhomme did all day.


Edit: For those still watching the game on Fox, NBC is doing its pregame show on site this year. So they're on the field at Lambeau, one of the Packers' practice balls comes over to the set. Costas lets Collinsworth answer a question and then gets up and passes the ball back to a Packer. Pretty good spiral on it.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 13, 2009, 08:07:09 PM
Giants, baby :punch
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 08:08:13 PM
 :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 13, 2009, 08:09:36 PM
Friend awhile ago: Oh shit Portis is gonna have a monster game
Friend a few minutes ago: ... 

 :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 08:13:44 PM
This is typical Redskins stuff. Don't worry, they'll go .500 for a bit, rattle off a bunch of consecutive wins, get everyone in D.C. excited and then do nothing.

I find it shocking that the number four defense in the league can add a two-time Pro Bowler on the line and somehow get worse.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 13, 2009, 08:14:10 PM
Giants, baby :punch

I'm with you on this one. When I was in DC last April, I listened to this teenage kid on the metro whine about our fans at Qwest Field and how it's all artificial noise that the Seahawks pump in to win games illegally, such as the playoff game against us. No mercy on the Redskins.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 13, 2009, 08:15:28 PM
Anyone have a gif or YouTube of Brady Quinn's embarrassing fumble?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 08:18:40 PM
I'm with you on this one. When I was in DC last April, I listened to this teenage kid on the metro whine about our fans at Qwest Field and how it's all artificial noise that the Seahawks pump in to win games illegally, such as the playoff game against us. No mercy on the Redskins.

But that's true. Even other teams, like the Giants, have said that.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 13, 2009, 08:21:43 PM
I'm with you on this one. When I was in DC last April, I listened to this teenage kid on the metro whine about our fans at Qwest Field and how it's all artificial noise that the Seahawks pump in to win games illegally, such as the playoff game against us. No mercy on the Redskins.

But that's true. Even other teams, like the Giants, have said that.

If it's true the NFL would've fined us. The league sent officials to check it out and they found no evidence of cheating. We're just really fucking loud.

:rock
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 13, 2009, 08:23:36 PM
It's worth noting, I think, that the last time the Lions won a game was December 23rd, 2007.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 08:23:50 PM
The NFL sent a monitor for a grand total of one game to look for evidence. :lol

It's Seattle's dirty, little secret - everyone in the whole league knows it. Whatever. Some teams do the whole, "Oh, the headsets aren't working!" routine or fucking with the visitor's locker rooms.

Seattle pumps up the volume to get penalties and inflate fan egos, big deal.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: DJ_Tet on September 13, 2009, 08:27:09 PM
Is it Fox or my local affiliate?

Recently, everytime I watch sports on Fox, it's like a daggum slideshow. Dropped frames, slow FPS, whatever it is... it's not smooth. I want to blame my local affiliate, but it's not like that with all camera angles, so it makes it seem like it's Fox. With baseball games, for example, it's horrible on the pitch when the camera angle is from behind the pitcher and facing the batter. Other angles are usually OK. And now today in the Panthers-Eagles game, same thing. The action is janky.

Anyway, :lol at the Panthers being down 31-10 at home.


I have the same shit.  Charlotte affiliate here, Time Warner Cable.  It's pretty bad this year for some reason.  I'm taking my box back this week, hopefully a new/better box will help.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 13, 2009, 08:30:15 PM
I googled the issue, seems to be common across the country. AVSforum, I think, has a long thread about it going back to July and baseball but updated with today's NFL games. Some are blaming Fox, some say it's an issue with the way Fox transmits the feed to cable providers and an incompatibility with a cable box (specifically, Scientific Atlanta), while others say they're getting it over the air so it can't be a cable issue.

Anyway, it sucks.

Edit: http://www.avsforum.com/avs-vb/showthread.php?t=1163878&page=1

Stuff from today starts on page 6, I believe.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 13, 2009, 08:31:05 PM
Fox has been fine for me (California, Comcast)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 08:31:34 PM
I blame Troy Aikman, personally.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 13, 2009, 08:33:18 PM
I blame Troy Aikman, personally.

Perhaps Joe Buck, since it affects baseball, too.

But neither were at the Panther or Cowboy games today.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 08:37:52 PM
Aikman's ghost haunts all NFC games.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 13, 2009, 08:38:45 PM
That's pretty remarkable since he's still alive.


Allegedly.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 08:41:53 PM
Just came back from my jog.

How are the Cards doing? Is the Madden curse in effect for Fitz yet? :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 13, 2009, 08:43:50 PM
Cards lost. Warner  :-\

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 13, 2009, 08:45:06 PM
That means my Niners won.

1-0.

Playoffs or bust.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 13, 2009, 08:45:18 PM
:lol Guess I missed all the fun!

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: etiolate on September 13, 2009, 08:56:11 PM
(http://49ersweekly.com/files/2009/08/patrick-willis-49ers-weekly.jpg)

13 tackles, 11 solo, 1 int
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 13, 2009, 08:58:22 PM
Looks like I'm narrowly up on Mandark in the fantasy league... but I've got 5 players left to go and he's just got one.  And since both of my qbs (Lord Brady, Laserface Rivers) have yet to go, I'm pretty confident.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 13, 2009, 09:08:07 PM
"With their most explosive player on the IAIL, Inactive Awaiting Incarceration List, the NY Giants..."

:lol @ Olbermann
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 13, 2009, 09:08:53 PM
CreedComback09    117.34
ErinAndrews'Peephole 97.06

but cajole has Tomlinson and Owens on monday (oh and Trent Edwards). I have Moss and some defensive players  :-\

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 09:15:50 PM
Hebrew Dynamite  117.72
Madden's Musky Taint  97.74

I still have Greg Jennings and Nick Collins to start, and he has Antonio Gates and two defensive players.

What a crappy week.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 13, 2009, 09:43:28 PM
CreedComback09    117.34
ErinAndrews'Peephole 97.06

but cajole has Tomlinson and Owens on monday (oh and Trent Edwards). I have Moss and some defensive players  :-\



I think you've got me, PD.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: DJ_Tet on September 13, 2009, 09:47:49 PM
I googled the issue, seems to be common across the country. AVSforum, I think, has a long thread about it going back to July and baseball but updated with today's NFL games. Some are blaming Fox, some say it's an issue with the way Fox transmits the feed to cable providers and an incompatibility with a cable box (specifically, Scientific Atlanta), while others say they're getting it over the air so it can't be a cable issue.

Anyway, it sucks.

Edit: http://www.avsforum.com/avs-vb/showthread.php?t=1163878&page=1

Stuff from today starts on page 6, I believe.


Cool, thanks for the info.  I'm definitely digging into this this week.  Good to know it's not 'just me' I suppose.  I was beginning to wonder if I went to sleep and woke up Darkx9 or whomever on GAF :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 13, 2009, 10:54:57 PM
Jesus Christ is Jay Cutler awful.  Someone shoot him.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 13, 2009, 10:55:40 PM
Yeah, Cutler is pretty bad tonight.

Wasn't he awesome in Denver?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 13, 2009, 11:08:21 PM
This game is hilarious, mainly due to the two haphazard gunslingers. I love watching games where the QB is rushed and can't handle the pressure.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: ch1nchilla on September 13, 2009, 11:11:17 PM
Jay Cutler is ruining my night.  :maf More beers plz.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 13, 2009, 11:11:24 PM
[youtube=560,345]b6pKIj87CYA[/youtube]

Shaky hand held footage so yeah, AND it's against the Browns but DAMN is AP a beast.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 13, 2009, 11:16:04 PM
Jay Cutler is worse than Adolf Hitler.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 13, 2009, 11:19:45 PM
Man, when the secondary gets punked like that, I love it.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on September 13, 2009, 11:45:42 PM
Jay Cutler is worse than Adolf Hitler.

:rofl

You're still winning! Closer than I expected though.

Brees :bow2
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 13, 2009, 11:46:54 PM
[youtube=560,345]b6pKIj87CYA[/youtube]

Shaky hand held footage so yeah, AND it's against the Browns but DAMN is AP a beast.

That looked like a college bound high schooler pushing around sophomores. Holy shit
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 13, 2009, 11:50:37 PM
To this day it still boggles my mind that six guys went ahead of Peterson in the draft.  Oakland, Detroit, Cleveland, Tampa, Arizona and the Redskins ought to all be kicking themselves watching shit like that.

ESPECIALLY Oakland.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 13, 2009, 11:52:18 PM
Would somebody please put the Packers out of their misery?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 13, 2009, 11:52:40 PM
To this day it still boggles my mind that six guys went ahead of Peterson in the draft.  Oakland, Detroit, Cleveland, Tampa, Arizona and the Redskins ought to all be kicking themselves watching shit like that.

ESPECIALLY Oakland.
No way, Russell was a stellar pick

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:'( :'( :'(
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Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 13, 2009, 11:53:59 PM
Oh god, Peterson would probably be in a wheelchair doing color commentary for the NFL Network if the Lions drafted him.

Also, who has Cutler tonight? Can't wait to see him throw his teammates under the bus during the press conference
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 14, 2009, 12:00:19 AM
OMG!!  :lol :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 14, 2009, 12:00:44 AM
Worst play ever? :lol I think Lovie thought he was playing Madden.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 14, 2009, 12:00:50 AM
OMG WTF IS THAT SHIT

LOVIE SMITH HAS GOTTA WANT TO GET FIRED OR SOMETHING
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 14, 2009, 12:01:05 AM
DA BEARS
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 14, 2009, 12:02:16 AM
(http://soundbiteblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/ditka.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 14, 2009, 12:05:26 AM
Oh god, Peterson would probably be in a wheelchair doing color commentary for the NFL Network if the Lions drafted him.

Also, who has Cutler tonight? Can't wait to see him throw his teammates under the bus during the press conference

I do, but in my defense we start two QB's. I would never have picked him otherwise.
Title: Notice how I don't discuss my fantasy team here
Post by: Mandark on September 14, 2009, 12:05:45 AM
That Leno satellite promo was awful.  At first I really thought it was Frank Caliendo or someone doing a Leno impersonation.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 14, 2009, 12:07:32 AM
Cutler is still playing better than Matt Schaub did this afternoon. :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 14, 2009, 12:08:44 AM
Cutler is still playing better than Matt Schaub did this afternoon. :-\
He's still worse than Hitler. Did Hitler ever throw three interceptions in half?

And it's good.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 14, 2009, 12:12:59 AM
Cutler, you're not on the Packers.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 14, 2009, 12:21:28 AM
This game is so awful, even the refs are awful. I think I'm done watching this.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 14, 2009, 12:32:01 AM
Is there some way that both teams could lose?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 14, 2009, 12:35:20 AM
wow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 14, 2009, 12:35:52 AM
Yay, more fantasy points! :rock
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 14, 2009, 12:40:18 AM
Considering that Matt Schaub, Roddy White, Braylon Edwards and DeAngelo Williams all massively underperformed this afternoon, touching almost 150 points is not bad.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 14, 2009, 12:41:48 AM
Time for some cutler magic.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 14, 2009, 12:42:38 AM
that was . . . magical.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 14, 2009, 12:42:49 AM
El-oh-el.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 14, 2009, 12:43:08 AM
DUH BEARS
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 14, 2009, 12:43:56 AM
I bet the Redskins are glad they didn't pull the trigger on Cutler right about now.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 14, 2009, 12:44:56 AM
I bet the Redskins are glad they didn't pull the trigger on Cutler right about now.

I don't know, he's put up some fantastic numbers for the Packers tonight.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 14, 2009, 12:45:33 AM
:rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 14, 2009, 12:47:09 AM
Wow, Cutler really is worse than Hitler.  An AIDS ravaged Hitler that just porked his way through an orphanage full of kids that suffered landmine injuries, even.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: ch1nchilla on September 14, 2009, 12:48:35 AM
Cutler played a decent game in the second half. The major fuck up was the fake kick that the LONGSNAPPER fucking independently decided. What a jerk-off.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 14, 2009, 12:53:22 AM
Cutler played a decent game in the second half. The major fuck up was the fake kick that the LONGSNAPPER fucking independently decided. What a jerk-off.

Yeah, but that only led to 3 points.  Even if you think that the resulting possession would have resulted in no points after the punt, GB still would have beat 'em by 3 points. 
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 14, 2009, 10:16:48 AM
I love the irony of this headline from today's Charlotte Observer

"Panthers, Delhomme back in playoff form" (http://www.charlotteobserver.com/panthers/story/946182.html)

In the playoffs, if you recall, the Panthers lost 33-13 with 6 Delhomme turnovers.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on September 14, 2009, 10:39:57 AM
:bow 49ers
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 14, 2009, 08:08:54 PM
All my rowdy friends are here on Monday night!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 14, 2009, 08:11:40 PM
stream
http://www.justin.tv/thenflchat
edit: password: thenflchatftw

edit: 49er fans explain plz
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4473245

the fuck
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 14, 2009, 08:12:54 PM
LORD HATH RETURNETH
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 14, 2009, 08:39:01 PM
And...Mayo is down. smh

edit: seems he's ok
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 14, 2009, 08:40:02 PM
Pats look old and tired/young and jittery. Bills are the new AFC hotness. T.O. will be the savor of New England football.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 14, 2009, 08:46:30 PM
What's with the Whataburger outfits the refs are wearing tonight?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 14, 2009, 08:47:01 PM
Damn, Pats offense has been shut down.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 14, 2009, 08:54:39 PM
Aaaaand TO drops a key pass.  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 14, 2009, 09:19:49 PM
Brady  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: ch1nchilla on September 14, 2009, 09:20:49 PM
Urlacher out for the season.  :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: etiolate on September 14, 2009, 09:22:52 PM
lololol

suck it brady
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: etiolate on September 14, 2009, 09:26:31 PM
nice out brady
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 14, 2009, 10:40:20 PM
:piss Roughing the passer :piss2
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 14, 2009, 10:44:14 PM
LOLPATS
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 14, 2009, 10:47:42 PM
TOM BRADY'S TRIUMPHANT RETURN. HE'S BEEN WORKING HARD TO MAKE UP FOR ALL THAT TIME HE'S LOST. YOU CAN SEE THE FIRE IN HIS EYES.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 14, 2009, 10:56:57 PM
OMG Bills :lol Just take a knee, you doofus. Don't try to be a hero.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 14, 2009, 10:57:06 PM
GOD DAMNIT
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: twerd on September 14, 2009, 10:57:22 PM
HAHAHAHA. Bills vs. Cowboys MNF ALL OVER AGAIN.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 14, 2009, 10:57:44 PM
Fucking Tom Brady is going to win NOOOOO
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 14, 2009, 10:57:50 PM
You bitches didn't think Lord Brady was coming back to LOSE, did you?  SRSLY?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 14, 2009, 10:59:00 PM
Bills smh
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: twerd on September 14, 2009, 10:59:50 PM
You bitches didn't think Lord Brady was coming back to LOSE, did you?  SRSLY?
ew. you're one of THEM?!  ::)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 14, 2009, 11:01:17 PM
Man, if the Raiders lose tonight after this bullshit I'm going to have to break something
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 14, 2009, 11:04:31 PM
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e29/nova369/Tom_Brady_Stetson.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 14, 2009, 11:05:08 PM
Man, if the Raiders lose tonight after this bullshit I'm going to have to break something

Seriously?  You think the Raiders can win? 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: twerd on September 14, 2009, 11:06:48 PM
de-icon/leper card cheat
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 14, 2009, 11:07:09 PM
Man, if the Raiders lose tonight after this bullshit I'm going to have to break something

Seriously?  You think the Raiders can win? 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Not really, no :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 14, 2009, 11:09:07 PM
For the record, there's no use in yelling "don't get sacked, you idiot!" at the television. He's not going to hear you.  :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 14, 2009, 11:11:09 PM
Wow.  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: twerd on September 14, 2009, 11:12:20 PM
 :usacry
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Beezy on September 14, 2009, 11:12:37 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 14, 2009, 11:12:50 PM
Once again goes to show that evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 14, 2009, 11:12:51 PM
Joe Namath would have never blown off Suzie Kolber like that.


Once again goes to show that evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb.

Spaceballs 101, right there.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 14, 2009, 11:13:49 PM
Joe Namath also never had to deal with Coach Hitler.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: twerd on September 14, 2009, 11:14:13 PM
they just compared Brady to Tiger Woods ???
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 14, 2009, 11:15:57 PM
they just compared Brady to Tiger Woods ???

It's called CLUTCH, sucka.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 14, 2009, 11:17:19 PM
Fuck football.  :maf
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hollywood on September 14, 2009, 11:18:09 PM
Bills once again personify why they're the biggest chokers in sports. Three striaght Super Bowl chokes, Doug Christie, the Music City Miracle, now this?  :lol

The Patriots still suck, they didn't win this, the Bills lost it. Pats won't be winning much of anything this year after this performance.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: twerd on September 14, 2009, 11:18:35 PM
they just compared Brady to Tiger Woods ???

It's called CLUTCH, sucka.
Brady didn't cause the fumble, boyo.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 14, 2009, 11:19:23 PM
they just compared Brady to Tiger Woods ???

It's called CLUTCH, sucka.

Brady didn't cause the fumble, boyo.

His INTANGIBLES did, just like Derek Jeter.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 14, 2009, 11:20:37 PM
Bills once again personify why they're the biggest chokers in sports. Three striaght Super Bowl chokes, Doug Christie, the Music City Miracle, now this?  :lol

The Patriots still suck, they didn't win this, the Bills lost it. Pats won't be winning much of anything this year after this performance.

Yeah, Bills had this one to win and thew choked big time.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 14, 2009, 11:20:39 PM
One of Jeter's intangibles is how he's managed to not get a debilitating STD by now.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 14, 2009, 11:26:35 PM
:bow Raiders :bow2

Success with the run, pass on first down, interception.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 14, 2009, 11:27:04 PM
1st pick of the 2007 NFL draft, gentlemen
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 14, 2009, 11:27:05 PM
Damn, that Bills vs Patriots game was pretty good.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: etiolate on September 14, 2009, 11:32:05 PM
When you're letting Banta-Cain look like an All Pro then you know your Oline needs help
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 14, 2009, 11:35:14 PM
:bow McFadden :bow2

Raiders' last hope
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 14, 2009, 11:39:18 PM
Falling apart in the red zone as usual.

edit: Oh fuck yes
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 14, 2009, 11:41:25 PM
The Raiders o-line is looking mighty impressive.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: tiesto on September 14, 2009, 11:55:35 PM
Bills once again personify why they're the biggest chokers in sports. Three striaght Super Bowl chokes, Doug Christie, the Music City Miracle, now this?  :lol

The Patriots still suck, they didn't win this, the Bills lost it. Pats won't be winning much of anything this year after this performance.

SMH @ Buffalo... it's not just in sports, the city in general is perfect at choking and falling into ruin every time it looks like they're doing well.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 15, 2009, 12:00:46 AM
I hate Mike and Mike.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2009, 12:02:39 AM
Oh god, up by 26 on Cajole but he still has LT active. Lets go Raiders defense!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 15, 2009, 12:12:29 AM
In my money league I was down over sixty points before the games started tonight, but with Brady, Moss and SD linebacker Stephen Cooper still to go.  Just got over the hump. 
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 15, 2009, 12:35:34 AM
I'm shitting bricks of happiness right now
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 15, 2009, 12:39:32 AM
FUCKING BULLSHIT
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Beezy on September 15, 2009, 12:40:07 AM
Yeah, they got robbed...
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 15, 2009, 12:40:32 AM
It moved.

[/Costanza]
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 15, 2009, 12:40:36 AM
dude, that's a shiiiiiiiiity call.  zebras are gonna be apologizing for that one later.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 15, 2009, 12:41:56 AM
Didn't his ass even touch the ground before the ball started "sliding"?

FML FML FML

edit: Oh man, Sproles is so good
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 15, 2009, 12:44:27 AM
Both of his feet hit and he had possession of the ball.  Should have been end of story right there.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 15, 2009, 12:45:16 AM
Yeah I know, but I mean his entire body had contact with the ground before the ball moved. WTF did that ref see?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 15, 2009, 12:46:39 AM
Yeah, don't you have to see like "clear proof" that the call on the field was wrong?  I'm not seeing it.

Oh well, the Raiders are sure to choke this away in the second half anyhow.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on September 15, 2009, 12:48:29 AM
raiders got robbed. more entertaining game than I figured though.

**edit**

the bills SUCK. that one guy does anyway. :maf
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 15, 2009, 12:49:48 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17589874&postcount=7101
Says the guy with the Chargers avatar :lol

I wasn't expecting the Raiders to finish this, but that was just such an unbelievably awful call. Oh man. I'll lol so hard if if they lose by the spread they would have had with that TD
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 15, 2009, 01:30:02 AM
Man, JaMarcus was toeing the line for a while, but it looks like he is back to shit mode.

edit: Raiders D is absolutely owning Rivers, though :lol

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 15, 2009, 01:35:23 AM
:rofl Rivers called for taunting

(http://i26.tinypic.com/2z83y41.jpg)
(http://i26.tinypic.com/2z83y41.jpg)
(http://i26.tinypic.com/2z83y41.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 15, 2009, 02:22:15 AM
OH FUCK YES RUSSELL REDEEMED. TD WITH 2:40 ON 4TH AND 15
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: bachikarn on September 15, 2009, 02:30:05 AM
Raiders blowing it...
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 15, 2009, 02:32:41 AM
Yeah, same old story
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 15, 2009, 02:35:51 AM
This is where I point out the 4 missing points from that bullshit call reversal before the half. Still, the Raiders' coverage on this drive was absolutely pathetic :lol

At least it was a pretty entertaining game.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hollywood on September 15, 2009, 02:38:49 AM
 :lol :lol :lol

Seriously that was the WORST FUCKING DEFENSE IVE EVER SEEN.

How the fuck do you let someone run the same damn check down pass OVER AND OVER again down the field for 90 yards in like 2 minutes and lose?  :lol

Wow, I don't know who came off looking like the most distinguished mentally-challenged team this week. The Bungals classic epic fail, the Bills ultimate choke, or the Raiders taking it up the ass on a final drive. Wow. All three teams should have their coaches on a silver platter after that.

Anyway, I'm just pumped my Niners won, despite practically no offense whatsoever. 1-0 baby. Beat Seattle, and its early drivers seat in the West.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 15, 2009, 02:38:59 AM
TOLD YOU they'd blow it. 
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2009, 02:39:12 AM
Wow raiders  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 15, 2009, 07:02:02 AM
Man, Monday brought the awesome. Can't wait for Giants at Dallas next week :hyper
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2009, 12:11:19 PM
update the fantasy standings :piss

guess who will be 1-0 :bow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 15, 2009, 12:21:50 PM
Looking at the responses, I'm glad I didn't watch the Raiders game :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 15, 2009, 12:57:22 PM
It was actually a pretty awesome game, I was just channeling some extra-potent butthurt last night
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 15, 2009, 12:58:57 PM
update the fantasy standings :piss

guess who will be 1-0 :bow

:(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 15, 2009, 05:42:46 PM
Raiders and Bills, both showing their true colors last night.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2009, 05:48:39 PM
Standings have yet to be updated. Impeach Triumph
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 15, 2009, 05:51:11 PM
Huh, I don't know what the deal is.  I checked under the commissioner's tools tab and everything looks in order to me. 
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 15, 2009, 05:54:41 PM
Yahoo just fucking sucks.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 15, 2009, 05:57:06 PM
The other league I'm in updated just fine, tho.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 15, 2009, 06:01:41 PM
Quote
   Sep 14 7:53pm   Fum points set to '1'   Mortimer Plumtree, Esq.   
   Sep 14 7:53pm   Scoring Categories (Offense) changed from 'Pass Yds,Pass TD,Int,Rush Yds,Rush TD,Rec,Rec Yds,Rec TD,Ret TD,2-PT,Fum Ret TD' to 'Pass Yds,Pass TD,Int,Rush Yds,Rush TD,Rec,Rec Yds,Rec TD,Ret TD,2-PT,Fum,Fum Ret TD'   Mortimer Plumtree, Esq.   

 ???
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 15, 2009, 06:04:45 PM
Oh, I realized the other night that I forgot to have a -1 point penalty for losing a fumble. 

Hmmm... I hope that didn't fuck things up.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 15, 2009, 06:15:10 PM
This commercial cracked me up last night:

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1W7FNnyOfg[/youtube]

When he calls the bird, I lolled for real.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 15, 2009, 07:22:10 PM
TRIUMPH BROKE THE LEAGUE!!! :maf
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 15, 2009, 10:27:27 PM
Ok, I emailed yahoo.  Hopefully this gets fixed.  Weird.

Also, looks like I got 14 of 16 right in the pick em.  SUCK ON IT HIMU!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on September 15, 2009, 10:34:42 PM
tied for #1 on pick 'em. :hyper

noob question, but why the fuck are the numbers from last night way down? is that a refreshing thing? the numbers up look like sunday's numbers...

last night I was over Malek by like 15 points, but today, it shows I lost. what nuance is this?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 16, 2009, 03:18:36 PM
League fixed!  Yahoo never emailed me back but whatever issue we had seems to be done with.

You're next, akala.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 16, 2009, 03:25:21 PM
Guess we'll hold off on voting Triumph out of his chairman-ship position.

1-0, no way I lose this week :bow

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 16, 2009, 04:45:49 PM
Malek and I are going toe-to-toe this week!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on September 16, 2009, 05:37:35 PM
the projected results show a big loss incoming.  :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 16, 2009, 05:41:40 PM
The projected results had me winning big time this past week. :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Kestastrophe on September 17, 2009, 06:54:36 PM
Ex-Lions receiver Charles Rogers found passed out in running car in Novi, charged with drunk driving

http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2009/09/exlions_receiver_charles_roger.html (http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2009/09/exlions_receiver_charles_roger.html)

Quote
Fire officials found Rogers at 2 p.m. on Meadowbrook Road at Eight Mile and had to climb through his sunroof to make sure he was okay.

2 p.m.? Really?  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 17, 2009, 07:03:34 PM
Why can't it be Sunday already?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 17, 2009, 07:04:08 PM
Why can't it be Sunday already?

:bow NFL Football :bow2

:bow Healthy Tom Brady :bow2
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on September 17, 2009, 09:37:16 PM
The Sanchez is going to dirty the Pats, best beliiee Triumph.

Jets  :omg
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on September 17, 2009, 09:48:34 PM
You can't crown dirty Sanchez just for beating the Texans. I could have completed that pass to Stucky ffs.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 17, 2009, 09:58:49 PM
I picked up Sanchez as a backup QB in our fantasy league.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 17, 2009, 10:14:08 PM
FUCK WHY DIDNT I DO THAT
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on September 17, 2009, 10:23:19 PM
I picked up Sanchez as a backup QB in our fantasy league.

wanna trade for Jake Delhomme?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
come onnnn
[close]
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 17, 2009, 10:53:40 PM
Ex-Lions receiver Charles Rogers found passed out in running car in Novi, charged with drunk driving

http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2009/09/exlions_receiver_charles_roger.html (http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2009/09/exlions_receiver_charles_roger.html)

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Fire officials found Rogers at 2 p.m. on Meadowbrook Road at Eight Mile and had to climb through his sunroof to make sure he was okay.

2 p.m.? Really?  :lol

Jeez and it seemed like he was making a comeback

I met him at MSU; seemed like a nice dude.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 18, 2009, 09:15:59 AM
I'm so fucking hyped for the Giants/Dallas game. I'll be crushed if hey lose (my father is a huge Dallas fan, all the way back to the 70's). Family rivalry :punch
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on September 18, 2009, 11:45:29 AM
FUCK THE JETS. AND THE PLANE THEY FLEW IN ON.  :-*
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2009, 01:00:54 PM
I'm so fucking hyped for the Giants/Dallas game. I'll be crushed if hey lose (my father is a huge Dallas fan, all the way back to the 70's). Family rivalry :punch

Don't worry, Romo will choke  :o
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on September 18, 2009, 02:43:48 PM
I'm going to take a drink every time I see Romo get off the ground. A nice little addition to my other drinking game. Take a drink whenever you hear Eli say "Omaha".
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2009, 03:31:37 PM
I picked up Sanchez as a backup QB in our fantasy league.

Gonna start him against the Pats?  :-X
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 18, 2009, 03:34:08 PM
Take a drink whenever you hear Eli say "Omaha".
:lol Oh wow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 18, 2009, 08:53:01 PM
I picked up Sanchez as a backup QB in our fantasy league.

Gonna start him against the Pats?  :-X

He's a backup, so, uh, no.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 01:59:45 PM
Welp, I already forgot to make half the picks in the pick em league. Oh well.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 02:16:02 PM
Slacker.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 02:16:49 PM
I only care about fantasy baseball. It shows. Triumph knows, muhahaha.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2009, 02:29:30 PM
Lions  :o
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2009, 02:33:20 PM
Lions  :o

Fuck!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 20, 2009, 02:35:21 PM
Welp, I already forgot to make half the picks in the pick em league. Oh well.

Same. :( I totally forgot this week.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2009, 02:38:48 PM
So I start Ryan over Warner after the shitty game Warner had last week...now Warner is having a good game (so far) while Ryan is struggling.

smh

also despite that INT, Lions are looking good
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 02:40:25 PM
C'mon DeAngelo.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 03:03:07 PM
Triumph, please tell Ryan to throw White the ball.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2009, 03:05:46 PM
Lions  :o :o
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 03:07:29 PM
If the Redskins blow this, I will cry.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 20, 2009, 03:11:18 PM
If the Redskins blow this, I will cry.

Me too- I picked them in the survival league!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 20, 2009, 03:14:49 PM
Brady is so sexy. Why didn't I pick him when I had the chance.  :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2009, 03:17:49 PM
Brady is so sexy. Why didn't I pick him when I had the chance.  :'(

bum needs to pass to Moss more dammit!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 20, 2009, 03:28:21 PM
I'm losing 92.26 to 20.80 to Willco.   :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 03:34:14 PM
:rofl

Andre Johnson is tearing it up for both my teams!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 03:36:10 PM
I'm losing 92.26 to 20.80 to Willco.   :lol


Now 105.36 to 21.80!

... I'm kind of bummed that neither Greg Jennings or Julius Peppers have contributed. Do something, you jerks.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 20, 2009, 03:37:27 PM
I'm losing 92.26 to 20.80 to Willco.   :lol


Now 105.36 to 21.80!

... I'm kind of bummed that neither Greg Jennings or Julius Peppers have contributed. Do something, you jerks.

Yeah, because of those assholes you might only win by 90 points.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 03:38:40 PM
You haven't even started your QBs or your main RB. You could still win, actually.

After the 1PM games, all I have is Flacco and Lee Evans. Then two defensive players for the Sunday night game.

Man, am I glad I benched Cotchery in favor of Evans, today.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 20, 2009, 03:39:43 PM
I have Adolf Mao Pot starting in the evening.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 03:41:17 PM
Sanchez!!!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 03:41:39 PM
:lol

Dude, you have the entire Cowboys offense starting tonight. Witten, Williams and Romo. You could easily turn the game around with them. All I have is Bradie James and DeMarcus Ware. I need as many points as I can get!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on September 20, 2009, 03:41:49 PM
I somehow forgot to un-bench a player.  :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 03:42:31 PM
Sanchez! Woo!

All aboard the hype train!

... I kind of wish I started Cotchery now. :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 03:44:14 PM
Just FYI, I have three stud RBs and a pretty damn good one, along with an awesome TE on my bench and "the next big thing" - Mark Sanchez. I will field trade offers for upgrades at WR and QB.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2009, 03:44:33 PM
I picked up Sanchez as a backup QB in our fantasy league.

Gonna start him against the Pats?  :-X

SMH @ myself
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 03:45:44 PM
You will all regret letting Sanchez fall to me.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 03:47:50 PM
All I have to trade is RBs, really. I want Sanchez. I even told Malek I should pick him up, and then I just forgot about it. :(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 20, 2009, 03:49:37 PM
I don't recall any of this. Stop making things up, Joel.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 03:51:34 PM
I don't recall any of this. Stop making things up, Joel.

I also had sex.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 20, 2009, 03:52:02 PM
I don't recall any of this. Stop making things up, Joel.

I also had sex.

I certainly don't recall that.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 03:52:29 PM
I don't recall any of this. Stop making things up, Joel.

I also had sex.

I certainly don't recall that.

Forget-me-nows are awesome.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 03:52:30 PM
Hush, neither of you had sex.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 03:53:41 PM
Second half of the 1PM games are underway! Please do something, Greg Jennings. :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 03:54:19 PM
Sanchez is tearing it up now. Errr, I mean, he sucks! I'll still trade for him, though.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 03:54:57 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YESSSSSS

Nevermind, that TD will get overturned.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 03:56:33 PM
Stupid ESPN telling me not to start Cotchery today against Patriots. :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2009, 03:56:39 PM
Lions  :o :o

Fucking fuck fumble

edit: oh well, at least I get a td from Peterson
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 04:06:23 PM
Dammit Jennings, no goose eggs! Don't let your teammates down, you jerk.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2009, 04:10:09 PM
Favre is really getting beaten up
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 04:10:34 PM
Holy shit, Chris Johnson has almost amassed 50 points today. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 04:11:57 PM
Holy shit, Chris Johnson has almost amassed 50 points today. :lol
He's on my bench in my other league. 5 teams in a league just DOESN'T WORK. FUCK
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2009, 04:12:37 PM
why pass on 3rd and 1? Bad call smh Lions
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 04:12:59 PM
I'm glad I got him and DeAngelo Williams. Williams is having an "eh" day and still has almost 15 points.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 04:14:31 PM
I'm glad I got him and DeAngelo Williams. Williams is having an "eh" day and still has almost 15 points.

The two RBs I have starting in that league are Peterson and Williams. How was I supposed to know?!?!?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 04:15:08 PM
I'd probably rank Johnson ahead of Williams since Williams shares carries with Stewart.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 04:15:56 PM
Malek narrowed my lead to only 90 points. He's catching up. :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 04:16:23 PM
I'd probably rank Johnson ahead of Williams since Williams shares carries with Stewart.

Something that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2009, 04:17:58 PM
Chris Johnson is currently out-scoring two teams in our league  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 04:19:55 PM
Goddamit, it looks like Nick Collins is injured. :-\

Is Greg Jennings even playing?!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 04:21:02 PM
Malek just broke the Chris Johnson barrier.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 04:23:51 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 04:24:37 PM
That TD to Ochocinco narrowed my lead to only 80 points. Greg Jennings better produce!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2009, 04:27:58 PM
Randy Moss is invisible  :'(

fucking brady
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 04:28:53 PM
Now you know how I feel!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2009, 04:31:11 PM
42yd Calvin Johnson pass taken off the books. Fucking penalties holy shit
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2009, 04:34:35 PM
Interception

Fuck
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 04:41:15 PM
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT

OWNED
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 20, 2009, 04:42:54 PM
Interception

Fuck

should have drafted sanchez!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 04:46:26 PM
League MVP Mark Sanchez?!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2009, 04:49:34 PM
Loving the rules of the justintv Lions stream I'm watching

Quote
MY RULES 1.NO RACISM-IIF YOUR RACIST IN THIS CHANNEL I WILL ONLY WARN YOU ONCE THE SECOND TIME YOUR BANNED 2.NO LINKS-IF U WANNA WRITE A LINK TELL ME IF IT SOMETHING BAD LIKE PORN BANNED 3.ENGLISH-I DONT WANT ANY CHINNESE OR ANYTHING HERE IF I DO I WILL NOT WARN YOU I WILL BAN YOU 
:lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 04:50:04 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 04:52:09 PM
Cajole might win this week, unless Peyton has a monster game.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 04:52:34 PM
muahahah brady sux

And yeah, I'm looking pretty good.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 20, 2009, 04:56:29 PM
New England? More like Old and Busted England.

Sanchez > Brady, Brady sux, Pats overrated, changing of the guard, etc.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 04:57:00 PM
I will trade Sanchez for Brady and a WR.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2009, 04:58:16 PM
Moss
Projected: 16.22    
Actual: 5.40

 :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 20, 2009, 04:59:20 PM
time for a brady comeback.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 04:59:35 PM
I'll trade Jennings for Moss and a player to be named later.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 05:04:51 PM
Oh Brady, that was close :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 05:05:24 PM
YESSSSS

FUCK YOU BRADY
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2009, 05:05:57 PM
Brady fail :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 20, 2009, 05:06:19 PM
I will trade Sanchez for Brady and a WR.
this is a good deal, triumph.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 05:06:23 PM
SANCHEZ ERA 2-0!!!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 20, 2009, 05:06:33 PM
RAAAIDERS
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 05:08:46 PM
Delhomme lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 05:15:26 PM
Hebrew Dynamite 159.69
Winnipeg Blue Balls 58.10

And Greg Jennings, arguably one of the Top 10 WRs in the league, didn't even catch a pass!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 05:23:02 PM
Stop rubbing it in!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 05:23:24 PM
Tampa Bay is terrible.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 05:25:29 PM
Stop rubbing it in!

I'm not really, because he can still come back. He's yet to see most of his playmakers line up, and Santonio Holmes already got him a TD.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 20, 2009, 05:32:28 PM
Man, fuck Tom Brady and those pussy ass Patriots.  How about signing some fucking beastly offensive linemen Kraft?

...Welker was missed today. 
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: etiolate on September 20, 2009, 05:41:38 PM
Gore baby
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2009, 05:47:33 PM
Who is Madden's Musky Taint?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2009, 06:23:25 PM
God damn, INTs are like a death nail in this league smh Triumph!

Big Ben  :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 06:37:51 PM
I only care about fantasy baseball. It shows. Triumph knows, muhahaha.

I jinxed my H2H team with this comment. Lincecum :(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: etiolate on September 20, 2009, 06:41:54 PM
Frank Gore 2 TD runs of 79 and 80 yards. 
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 20, 2009, 06:53:39 PM
Fuck I missed the Texans game because my friends wanted to watch the Patriots/Jets game.

Texans :o
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 20, 2009, 08:20:43 PM
Fuck I missed the Texans game because my friends wanted to watch the Patriots/Jets game.

Texans :o

Matt Schaub went all MATT SCHAUB on the Titans, hooking up with Chris Johnson for 149 yards win a 3-point game in Tennessee, and you missed it........because your friends wanted to watch the Jets/Pats game?  :smug
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 20, 2009, 08:25:28 PM
Seahawks suck.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pilonv1 on September 20, 2009, 08:42:07 PM
BENGALS~!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 20, 2009, 08:43:05 PM
Fuck I missed the Texans game because my friends wanted to watch the Patriots/Jets game.

Texans :o

Matt Schaub went all MATT SCHAUB on the Titans, hooking up with Chris Johnson for 149 yards win a 3-point game in Tennessee, and you missed it........because your friends wanted to watch the Jets/Pats game?  :smug
:-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 20, 2009, 09:18:56 PM
The Coliseum -> The Pantheon -> Cowboys Stadium :rock
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 10:52:17 PM
Holy shit! :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 20, 2009, 10:53:22 PM
I'm not watching anymore, what happened?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 10:54:24 PM
Giants interception, because the ball bounced off the back of Witten's foot.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 20, 2009, 11:01:53 PM
That was amazing, but that should have been a TD ::) Just because the refs fucked the dog on the live call the Giants get robbed of what would have been a free run to the endzone? It's not like it was whistled dead mid-play
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 20, 2009, 11:03:14 PM
LOL nevermind, doesn't matter because Eli Manning is Jesus
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 20, 2009, 11:14:09 PM
The Coliseum -> The Pantheon -> Cowboys Stadium :rock

Meh.  I'll still take Qwest Field.

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(http://i34.tinypic.com/x26h6o.jpg)

(http://i33.tinypic.com/eqo048.jpg)

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Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 20, 2009, 11:42:44 PM
Qwest Field :rock
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 21, 2009, 12:00:58 AM
romo is worse than Hitler
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 21, 2009, 12:45:56 AM
:bow Eli :bow2
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 21, 2009, 12:47:54 AM
Romo is worse than Cutler!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 21, 2009, 12:48:29 AM
He's gonna miss

edit: Guess not.

LOL @ Romo, etc.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 21, 2009, 12:49:58 AM
The Cowboys/Giants game was basically the Cowboys/Bills game from two years ago, except switch Cowboys kicking at the end to win the game with Giants.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 21, 2009, 12:54:01 AM
Eli >>>>> Brady
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on September 21, 2009, 12:59:15 AM
Destroyed.  :(

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 21, 2009, 01:01:28 AM
Eli >>>>> Brady

Seriously. I can't believe how bad Brady's looked in the past two games. He looks slow and old, nothing at all like the quarterback he was before the injury. It could just be a hangover from that, but if it isn't then the Pats are in serious trouble, especially after trading away Cassel.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 21, 2009, 01:09:06 AM
He looked pretty good during the 4th quarter of last week's game.  Remember, Carson Palmer wasn't the same guy the season after he came back from the same injury... although in Palmer's defense he got hurt in the post-season and Brady got hurt in the first game of the regular season.

I think some of it is that he's not fully back yet, and some of it tonight has to do with the fact that the Jets defense is really, really good.  Look what they did to Houston last week, and what Houston did to a pretty good Tennessee defense this week.  Brady also didn't have Welker to throw to today, and Welker is like his honky security blanket.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hollywood on September 21, 2009, 01:14:39 AM
Niners 2-0, bitch slapped the Seahawks. Favre, YOU'RE NEXT. Singletary ain't fucking around no mo'. Niners back to claim their division once again.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 21, 2009, 01:15:42 AM
He looked pretty good during the 4th quarter of last week's game.  Remember, Carson Palmer wasn't the same guy the season after he came back from the same injury... although in Palmer's defense he got hurt in the post-season and Brady got hurt in the first game of the regular season.

I think some of it is that he's not fully back yet, and some of it tonight has to do with the fact that the Jets defense is really, really good.  Look what they did to Houston last week, and what Houston did to a pretty good Tennessee defense this week.  Brady also didn't have Welker to throw to today, and Welker is like his honky security blanket.

Still not too let to trade for Sanchez.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2009, 01:17:09 AM
Hmmmm, Warner for Sanchez perhaps?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 21, 2009, 01:20:31 AM
He looked pretty good during the 4th quarter of last week's game.  Remember, Carson Palmer wasn't the same guy the season after he came back from the same injury... although in Palmer's defense he got hurt in the post-season and Brady got hurt in the first game of the regular season.

I think some of it is that he's not fully back yet, and some of it tonight has to do with the fact that the Jets defense is really, really good.  Look what they did to Houston last week, and what Houston did to a pretty good Tennessee defense this week.  Brady also didn't have Welker to throw to today, and Welker is like his honky security blanket.

Still not too let to trade for Sanchez.

Dude, I've got Phillip "King Laserface" Rivers.

(http://www.fantasyrevelation.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/riversface.jpg)
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(http://www.fantasyrevelation.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/riversface.jpg)
(http://www.fantasyrevelation.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/riversface.jpg)

Yeah, I'd be jealous too.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 21, 2009, 01:52:10 AM
Cutler, Romo, and Favre for Brady
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 21, 2009, 01:55:47 AM
Cutler, Romo, and Favre for Brady

Only if I get to sacrifice Favre to the devil.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 21, 2009, 01:58:38 AM
Sanchez for Cutler and Romo.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 21, 2009, 02:00:34 AM
Sanchez for Cutler and Romo.

No way, you have to take Favre too!  ...and kill him.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 21, 2009, 02:01:19 AM
Favre will commit suicide some time in November.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on September 21, 2009, 11:41:18 AM
What a great weekend of football.
49ers won
Giants won
Pats/Cowboys lost

Penn State won
USC lost

It would have been perfect if Notre Dame lost. But I can understand how hard it is to hit wide open people in the endzone. :piss  ::)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on September 21, 2009, 05:41:25 PM
Himuro: http://leech.tenyardtorrents.com

you can find the Texans torrent there.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2009, 07:26:43 PM
Pollo :heartbeat

I'll dl it. I'm going to a bar tonight with the guys to watch Monday Night Football, and I expect it to be done before I get back!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2009, 07:28:45 PM
bring home a chick  :o
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 21, 2009, 07:29:18 PM
Chicks don't cruise bars looking for dudes watching MNF :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2009, 07:31:44 PM
And bar chicks are disgusting anyways. Since I no longer drink, I really couldn't bring myself to bring home a girl half (or completely) drunk.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 21, 2009, 07:34:03 PM
And bar chicks are disgusting anyways. Since I no longer drink, I really couldn't bring myself to bring home a girl half (or completely) drunk.

pussy
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2009, 07:34:39 PM
What part of it makes me a pussy? That I no longer drink? :lol

I'm not Maurice. When I drank the sauce I definitely wasn't one of those "all alcohol sucks" types.

The one thing I miss ever since converting to islam is a good ol' white russian.  :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2009, 07:37:04 PM
So porn: good. booze: bad?

Islam is all fucked up
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2009, 07:38:24 PM
:lol Dagger!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 21, 2009, 07:38:38 PM
Booze > religion.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2009, 07:39:15 PM
Oh man. White Russians. :drool
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 21, 2009, 07:40:30 PM
Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law, Himu.  Religion is overrated, booze never lets you down.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2009, 07:41:37 PM
Blue Moon beer with an orange  :-\ :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2009, 07:42:34 PM
Oh man. White Russians. :drool

lust of the flesh  :violin
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 21, 2009, 07:43:21 PM
Oh man. White Russians. :drool

lust of the flesh  :violin

Haha

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I actually like female Russians. That accent is hot. :drool
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Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 22, 2009, 12:10:25 AM
3:50 is enough time for Manning.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 22, 2009, 12:17:26 AM
:rofl They scored too fast
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 22, 2009, 12:17:47 AM
Only used 32 seconds.  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 22, 2009, 12:21:40 AM
Miami used more than that between plays. And had to burn a timeout, too.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 22, 2009, 12:22:45 AM
Hey, Miami. Now's not the time to run the 8-minute offense.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 22, 2009, 12:22:53 AM
Dolphins folding :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 22, 2009, 12:26:01 AM
Pretty decent game.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 22, 2009, 12:29:16 AM
Damn, even the play-by-play guy is calling them out
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 22, 2009, 12:32:39 AM
That was a great second half
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 22, 2009, 12:32:43 AM
Colts didn't even have the ball 15 minutes?

That's efficiency.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 22, 2009, 12:33:01 AM
:lol Miami
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 22, 2009, 12:35:34 AM
Gawd damn, Colts didn't have the ball for 15 minutes and still won :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 22, 2009, 12:43:56 AM
13 second half plays, 14 second half points :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on September 22, 2009, 12:48:39 AM
Excuse me while I drink myself to death. :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on September 22, 2009, 01:43:12 AM
It's hilarious how Miami fans on GAF have deluded themselves into thinking they have a good thing. As a Jets fan, I have seen Chad Pennington in action before, and this game shows why he'll never be a good QB. A real QB would take the wild cat as an affront to his skills - Chad is more than willing to make it part of a consistent part of the playcalling.

He has managed 2 minute drives better in the past; but I guess Sporano really handcuffed his playcalling. I didn't see any audibles on the line from Chad on that 2 minute drill -- which he executed with some competency when he was a Jet.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 22, 2009, 02:52:34 AM
Peyton Manning is a monster.

Just because he's got a giant fetus head doesn't mean you should call him a monster... he has feelings, you know.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2009, 03:19:45 AM
2-0 baby :bow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 22, 2009, 03:28:44 AM
Battle of the undefeated next week, Maurice.

Bring your A game, bee-yatch.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2009, 03:39:02 AM
It's only fitting that we meet during the same week our (not so) respected teams meet. I'm feeling confident dude, I think the Lions are going to win
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 22, 2009, 03:52:37 AM
 :lol

The best part about next week is if you start Matt Ryan, I get all his fantasy points since I have his two favorite weapons (Roddy White and Tony Gonzalez).
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2009, 04:05:37 AM
Nah I have Ryan on the bench. Pats are going to be hungry, and not everyone can be Jesus Sanchez

Big Ben and God's QB get the start :rock
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 22, 2009, 12:22:23 PM
200 point week

:bow me
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 22, 2009, 02:21:10 PM
Eli is evolving into the new Jesus. That final drive, leading to the Field Goal was some post season levels of clutch.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 22, 2009, 05:22:57 PM
Peyton still outdid him last night. 32 seconds on that last drive :o
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on September 23, 2009, 09:06:34 AM
What really irks me about this weekend is that all Jets-Giants-Yankees (lol Mets) games are on at the same time. Jew York was bitching to have them all moved to 1 PM because of Yom Kippur.

boothisman.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 23, 2009, 11:27:48 AM
I like Sanchez, but not enough to trade Matt Ryan Willco

I'm not starting him this week (AT New England, no way) but ultimately he's my #1 QB
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 23, 2009, 12:12:51 PM
Peyton still outdid him last night. 32 seconds on that last drive :o

Man, when I turn 50's years old, watch there be some sort of weird Manning football lineage. Full of murder, incest, science and amazing Football feats.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 23, 2009, 12:25:54 PM
Peyton still outdid him last night. 32 seconds on that last drive :o

Man, when I turn 50's years old, watch there be some sort of weird Manning football lineage. Full of murder, incest, science and amazing Football feats.

And fetus-headed freaks.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 23, 2009, 12:29:40 PM
Peyton still outdid him last night. 32 seconds on that last drive :o

Man, when I turn 50's years old, watch there be some sort of weird Manning football lineage. Full of murder, incest, science and amazing Football feats.

And fetus-headed freaks.

I believe Cris Collinsworth on Sunday's night game (Giants vs. Dallas) took a shot at Peyton's and his fathers haircut when an image of the two brothers and father were put on screen :lol The only time he's made me laugh.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 23, 2009, 03:14:52 PM
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Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 23, 2009, 03:15:49 PM
Look at the smirk on the ref :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 23, 2009, 03:19:08 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 23, 2009, 03:27:35 PM
Cutler's face kills me every fucking time.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 25, 2009, 07:46:52 PM
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Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 25, 2009, 07:54:26 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 26, 2009, 01:32:33 PM
Lots of questionable/probable starters on my team this week, including Warner (shoulder). Yahoo says it won't be a problem, but I might have to start Matt Ryan at the last second, we'll see.  :-\

and fuck, Peterson is probable as well
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 26, 2009, 01:39:32 PM
The only person that probably won't play on your roster is Moss, the rest are fine. Warner played during practice.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 26, 2009, 01:47:03 PM
True. I won't switch out Moss until sunday's injury report. Had a shitty game last week but ATL's defense isn't great, plus Lord Brady won't fail again
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 26, 2009, 04:25:45 PM
Peterson is definitely going to play.  Patrick Willis might murder him on the field, but AP will definitely play.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on September 26, 2009, 06:39:29 PM
I don't know about murder, but he might break some ribs.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 02:02:28 PM
LIONS vs REDSKINS

INCESTUOUS HOME SCHOOLER vs HEBREW DYNAMITE

GO!!!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 02:04:11 PM
Even if I had tv I couldn't watch it - another blacked out game due to the ticket sales being poor.  :lol

This is their best chance to win a game until St. Louis in week 8  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 02:04:45 PM
The announcer said, "Not a sellout crowd, but a good looking crowd." :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 02:11:17 PM
SCHAAAAAAAAAAUBBBBBBBB!!!!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 02:11:54 PM
I should've started Sanchez  :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 02:12:11 PM
What does the crowd look like to you? I'm listening to a stream  :'(

If they lose this game the crowds are going to be atrocious in the following weeks
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 02:14:22 PM
The Lions are terrible :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 02:15:08 PM
Jesus, Santana Moss is running around with no coverage whatsoever. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 02:16:37 PM
Dude, Maurice, do you guys not have a secondary coach?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 02:17:27 PM
We should have a High or Low tournament on how many penalties the Lions have each week
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 02:18:00 PM
Your line is doing decent, but our running game sucks this year, especially with Thomas on IR.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 27, 2009, 02:18:35 PM
I should've started Sanchez  :-\

Yes, yes you should have.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 02:18:54 PM
 :-\ :'( :-\ :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 02:19:11 PM
Yea, it's the secondary that's simply reprehensible
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 02:19:44 PM
Sanchez has 15 points already, whereas my two starters have combined for .25 points. :lol

 :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 27, 2009, 02:19:52 PM
:-\ :'( :-\ :'(

Trade value going up, though!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 02:22:19 PM
Why didn't we pick Sanchez over Stafford?

oh yea, because we're the Lions
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 02:24:22 PM
Lions stop the fourth and goal! :o

Time to cut Portis!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 02:25:20 PM
LIONS :rock
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 02:26:02 PM
safety time!

edit: redskins penalty, nm!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 02:32:06 PM
Lions O line and the tight end  giving Stafford time.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 02:33:54 PM
Lions drop lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 02:35:11 PM
Another dropped pass

edit: offensive pass interference  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 02:36:50 PM
wtf Stafford
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 02:37:44 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Redskins are officially worse than the Lions. :-\

Sanchez bench curse starts. :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 02:38:15 PM
 :lol

edit: touchdown!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 27, 2009, 02:48:06 PM
WTF @ stattracker, did it stop working for everybody else?

Also, why is Stafford throwing TDs to receivers not named Calvin Johnson?  This doesn't help me in my dynasty league, and considering how awful the Redskins are the Lions might not need to score again.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 02:50:43 PM
If they lose today, I think Zorn gets cut loose.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 02:54:17 PM
The Redskins have never seen shovel passes and screens apparently!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 02:58:24 PM
Is Moss going to fuck me over again?

also, Lionssss!   :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 03:00:58 PM
Triumph, could you please tell Ryan to pass to either White or Tony G?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 03:04:27 PM
I SAID PASS NOT RUSH, TRIUMPH WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 27, 2009, 03:05:09 PM
Personally I don't care what the Falcons do as long as they keep Brady throwing.  WTF is Fred Taylor doing rushing for TDs?  Not cool. 
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 03:08:10 PM
So this is the second week in a row where injury reports scare me away from starting DeSean Jackson, who then goes out and busts up a defense. SMH
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 03:09:51 PM
Hey, whatever - I didn't start Sanchez.

My air studs, Jennings, White and Gonzalez have created a grand total of 4 points. If that trend holds, you've won the week.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 03:11:39 PM
I swear, ESPN and Yahoo's fantasy injury reports are a joke. Or maybe I'm just a god damn sucker

edit: Ryan is playing at NE in the rain. I kinda figured he'd be fucked
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 03:12:53 PM
Again, who cares? My air attack is pathetic, you're going to win.

I can't believe Jennings has not caught one, single ball since Week 1. Jeebus.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 27, 2009, 03:15:17 PM
Patriots, Brady suck, are done. They're like the Japan of the NFL.

Whoops, I jinxed it.  :teehee
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 03:17:28 PM
We'll see. Moss is a disappearing act again, who knows what Hines Ward will do. Steve Smith was a big pick up for me, he's doing great - everyone else sucks

AP will get going soon

edit: your WRs are barely outscoring Steve Smith lol.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 03:26:51 PM
 :lol @ Brady crying on bench
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 03:27:48 PM
Lions are injuring all the Redskins new acquisitions - Haynesworth, their first round draft pick, etc.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 03:28:22 PM
I was about to say that  :lol

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 03:30:07 PM
If the Lions get a TD here it's game over

edit: oh well, FG
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 03:48:05 PM
Haha, the Lions DB pushed him into the end zone :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 03:50:05 PM
My bench is tearing it up. Celek with almost 9 points (Tony at ZERO), Ray Rice with 15, Sanchez almost with 20. :-\

Worst fantasy week ever. :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 03:54:25 PM
My bench is tearing it up. Celek with almost 9 points (Tony at ZERO), Ray Rice with 15, Sanchez almost with 20. :-\

Worst fantasy week ever. :-\

My bench is out-scoring my starters  :lol

But then again, most of my starters play at 4pm while the bench players are playing right now. But still, fuckin DeSean Jackson  :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 03:56:41 PM
oh god, if that flag is on detroit...

edit: FUCK THIS I'm going to Gamestop
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 03:59:46 PM
Most offensive pass interference penalties ever? :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 04:16:00 PM
I really should've started Sanchez.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 27, 2009, 04:23:05 PM
You homos should quit your whining, I'm currently losing to Malek.  MALEK.  He's not even American, for fucks sakes.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 04:25:47 PM
Whatever, you have me beat next week. I lose DeAngelo Williams, Roddy White and Tony Gonzalez due to bye.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 04:27:38 PM
Back. I'm not feeling confident right now. I figured the Redskins would score off the Lions giving up a big play (that Moss td), and off a Stafford INT. So far they're gotten the big play and I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop

edit: and more fucking penalties
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 27, 2009, 04:35:46 PM
I'll worry about you next week, Federwang.  Right now I'm losing to someone who eats poutine.  POUTINE, I say!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 04:36:21 PM
You haven't started half your squad. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 04:37:04 PM
Holy shit Chris Lofton with 17 tackles :bow

Lions can't even get into fg position. Pathetic
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 04:38:02 PM
He's got more points than most of my WR. :lol

 :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 04:42:01 PM
Lions dodge a penalty bullet there  :lol

Also come on Brady, get Moss the ball dammit
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 04:46:43 PM
Holy shit Calvin Johnson
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 27, 2009, 04:49:09 PM
stupid, sexy Brady! Had to give triumph points.  :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 04:53:38 PM
TOUCHDOWN

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 27, 2009, 04:59:15 PM
Can the Lions actually win a game?   :o
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 05:00:50 PM
Nice challenge by Zorn. Fuck

Stafford INT coming, I can just feel it
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 27, 2009, 05:04:35 PM
Favre sucks.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 05:05:35 PM
Fucking Favre, I needed him to get Minn close to the endzone so AP could get a touchdown
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 05:06:09 PM
Atlanta killed me today. White and Gonzalez combined for six points. PD might be on that alone. :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 05:08:17 PM
I think you've got me Willco. I still have my QBs left, but eh can't say I'm confident.

At least I was right about Matt Ryan. Good yardage, surprisingly no INTs. 7.86 points
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 05:10:05 PM
Jesus, Celek got twenty points on my bench, versus two for Tony Gonzalez. :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 05:11:13 PM
Dude, you still have your two QBs, two WRs, RB and TE left to play. :lol

All I've got is my RBs.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 27, 2009, 05:11:56 PM
TEXANS

NOO!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 05:12:10 PM
The Lions are about to win Willco. Clearly anything is possible today  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 05:14:24 PM
What the fuck
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 05:16:29 PM
8 SECONDS
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 27, 2009, 05:17:02 PM
Lions just barely held on.  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 05:17:14 PM
GOODBYE ZORN
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 27, 2009, 05:17:30 PM
This is like that one episode of South Park where they managed to barely cover the spread.

Zorn is probably done for.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 05:17:40 PM
you bastards spoiled the game for me! radio is on delay
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 05:18:19 PM
Yeah, Zorn is done. I wouldn't be surprised if he's fired tonight.

I guarantee Snyder is on the phone with Cowher and Shanahan.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 05:18:53 PM
LIONS WIN

Guys, is this what a Super Bowl feels like?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 05:20:15 PM
Jon Jansen has to be loving this. :lol

You won't believe some of the things my Twitter feed is saying from 'Skins fans. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 05:20:50 PM
"eat shit zorn i hope ur kids get aids." :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 05:21:16 PM
"eat shit zorn i hope ur kids get aids." :rofl
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 05:22:10 PM
Oh shit, Brett Favre!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 27, 2009, 05:23:39 PM
Goddammit, we're gonna have to sit through a weeks worth of Favre blowjobs on ESPN now.  Ugh.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 05:23:49 PM
"trade back portis to denver for a draft pick and a pack of coors" :lol

Man, Redskins fans are a fickle bunch.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 27, 2009, 05:26:26 PM
I turned the Vikings game off.

Owned.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 27, 2009, 05:27:19 PM
Considering the concentration of political, lobbying and media types in DC I'm continually amazed that the city and region doesn't just collapse under the weight of it's own stupidity, ignorance and hubris.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 05:28:38 PM
I think it's kind of naive to confuse the area with the politics. The people that work in Congress don't live around here.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 05:28:54 PM
"Lions win and we have a black presiden too"

I'm putting this post in a time capsule
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hollywood on September 27, 2009, 05:30:27 PM
Fucking bullshit. Vikings had a horseshoe up their ass, so fucking lucky. I'm pissed Singetary is so fucking content on our last two drives to run 6 rushing plays and taking 3 and outs to run time off the clock, and it came back to bite us. What fucking bullshit. Shaun Hill won us the game and you take the ball out of his hands the last two drives when there was PLENTY of time left.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on September 27, 2009, 05:31:11 PM
"Lions win and we have a black presiden too"

I'm putting this post in a time capsule

We truly live in amazing times.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 27, 2009, 05:32:02 PM
Cutler is worse than both Romo and Hitler.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on September 27, 2009, 05:33:07 PM
efagopat aklfm avhsneby   :maf :maf :maf :maf :maf :maf :maf :maf
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 05:36:52 PM
Holy shit: "get the fuck out of DC Zorn and take your uncle tom quarterback with you"

:rofl

... It's going to be ugly with Sonny Jurgensen this week.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 27, 2009, 05:37:21 PM
Man, those alt seattle unis are hard on the eyes.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 06:15:09 PM
Someone created this Facebook group today. (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=139775178526&ref=nf) :lol

(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object2/1666/109/n139775178526_1730.jpg)

Basic Info

Name: We hate Jason Campbell!!!
Category: Sports & Recreation - Professional Sports

Description:   
This is just a group that has free reign to comment on how much we HATE CAMPBELL!!! I know damn well that everyone is sick and tired of getting to the Red Zone and FAILING like the biggest pieces of SH*T in the NFL!!!

I hate Campbell - I know you do to. I just wish we could get enough people together to convince the Skins to dump his ass!

Year after year he has been a letdown. ~sigh~ Looks like we're in for another one.......
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 27, 2009, 06:17:44 PM
Campbell COULD have been a good qb, but having had to learn so many different offenses and being stuck with a franchise with really unrealistic expectations will take it's toll on anyone.  Maybe Favre will sign with the Skins next year after his inevitable retirement and unretirement.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 06:25:02 PM
From my Facebook page:

"fuck this bullshit this is bullshit I WANT VINNYS HEAD IN A SILVER PLATE JUST TO TAKE A DUMP ON IT AND KICK IT"

"Bring back Doug Williams !!"

"we r the suckiest sucks of all sucks! when u lose 2 the worst team then u r the worst team."

"R ZORN Nd CAMPBELL OUT OF THE TEAM YET?"

"asassinate dan snyder + fire jim zorn= better skins team"

"zorn should get fired i want gibs back"

"FUK U ZORN I HOPE CERATTO TEABAGS U!"

"Skins will go 10-5 after this loss"

"i hate zorn so much i want to run my car into his house"
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 06:29:14 PM
Also, lots of calls for Shanahan and Tim Tebow.

:rofl at Washington Post headline:

Rancid Redskins Lose to Lowly Lions, 19-14

Oh, it's going to be a fun week.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Kestastrophe on September 27, 2009, 06:30:53 PM
Also, lots of calls for Shanahan and Tim Tebow.
You know how to tell if someone doesn't know shit about football? Just sayin
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 06:33:43 PM
Yeah, I lol'd.

WaPost post-game chat has some real talk:

"Here's the thing. I grew up in this area and people have constantly berated Snyder for not having patience with his team and with his coaches. Yet, here we are, three games into the season and it's the fans calling for Zorn's head."

... I do think Snyder and Campbell are being unfairly hung out to dry. Snyder's only offense in recent years is not having a dedicated, quality GM. And that should happen - Vinny Cerrato is a joke.

Ooh, angry fan counters WaPost reporter with:

"The fans are right that Snyder switches horses in midstream far to quickly. Now, when he probably actually DOES need to switch horses, he won't because of the prior accusation."
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 27, 2009, 06:48:46 PM
Man, those alt seattle unis are hard on the eyes.

Did they find some surplus Sounders jerseys in a storeroom at Qwest Field?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 27, 2009, 06:48:53 PM
Frankly, I don't know why you'd fire Zorn now.  I mean, sure the team isn't that good but it doesn't matter WHO you bring in now with the personnel that you have, you're not gonna contend this season in the NFC East.  Especially with the Giants at 3-0 now.  Might as well suffer through a bad season and get a good draft pick.  I know, I know- Skins fans are asking "what is this 'draft' of which you speak!" right about now. 

And then after the season, fire Zorn and bring in Cowher or Shanahan and give them complete control of the franchise, because that's what it's gonna take to get either one.  Snyder needs to take a hint from Arthur Blank and quit meddling with the on field product so much.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 06:58:23 PM
But he really hasn't in recent years. All the major acquisitions were pretty much from Cerrato and Zorn.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 27, 2009, 07:20:52 PM
We're imploding in the second half.  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 07:59:45 PM
Damn, Phoenix Dark is going to beat me.

It'll come down to Kurt Warner/Antrel Rolle vs DeAngelo Williams/DeMarcus Ware. I don't like those odds. :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 27, 2009, 08:12:21 PM
Cutler is no longer worse than Hitler.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 08:12:44 PM
Firing a coach three games into the season doesn't seem like a good idea. I'd imagine Zorn is done. Screwing up stability by firing a coach/hiring intern coach/hiring real coach after season doesn't seem like a good idea.

Get yer draft picks!

edit: I might beat Willco...not getting hopes up tho!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 08:14:31 PM
Yeah, it's in the bag.

Warner is going against the Colts without Sanders, their starting corner and some other guys. Warner and his Greatest Show on Dirt will be able to throw all over the Colts.

It was good while it lasted. :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 08:16:07 PM
If only I had started Celek and Sanchez. :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on September 27, 2009, 08:16:40 PM
goddam, shoulda started Thomas.

pretty cool though, saints passing game looks shaky, and they crush someone RUSHING.  :lol
is the bill's rush D even any good? I don't follow them.

and WTF @ Cincy.

also, cajole rollin on me. livin up to the name!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 08:20:23 PM
Nah I say Warner does well, but that equals 20 points. Rolle...lets say he gets 5. We're basically tied right now, so after the Arizona game you'd only need 25 points to win.

 :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 27, 2009, 08:21:30 PM
Seahawks implosion!  :lol

 :(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 08:22:16 PM
Nah I say Warner does well, but that equals 20 points. Rolle...lets say he gets 5. We're basically tied right now, so after the Arizona game you'd only need 25 points to win.

 :'(

You think DeAngelo will get 25 points on the Dallas D? :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 27, 2009, 08:23:06 PM
Willco, why didn't you suck this badly last week?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 08:23:13 PM
Willco, the Lions won. Anything is possible today
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 27, 2009, 08:26:58 PM
Seahawks implosion!  :lol

 :(

And Denver is 3-0.

God damnit.

Football in Washington State =  :gloomy
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2009, 08:28:00 PM
Willco, why didn't you suck this badly last week?

I got no production from my Falcons players, defense was mediocre and my bench outplayed my starters (Rice, Sanchez and Celek).

Just by switching out Gonzalez with Celek would secure a victory.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 27, 2009, 08:28:53 PM
Man, I did not expect the Steelers to lose :lol and fuck the Falcons for letting that New England game slip away

Oh and Giants 3-0 :punch
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on September 27, 2009, 08:29:20 PM
looking @ my fantasy bench is fucking depressing.  :gloomy
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Kestastrophe on September 27, 2009, 08:32:48 PM
The Bengals-Steelers game was awesome. I can't believe they pulled it out, after a drive with two 4th down conversions.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 27, 2009, 08:43:48 PM
Rex Ryan is getting all the hype, but I for one would rather have crazy eyed Mike Singletary as my head coach.  Rex might be motivating his team, but I'm pretty sure the 49ers are genuinely frightened of Singletary, and with good reason.  Fear is the ultimate motivator.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 27, 2009, 11:40:45 PM
The Bengals-Steelers game was awesome. I can't believe they pulled it out, after a drive with two 4th down conversions.

I didn't see them play the Steelers but all of the Bengals games this season so far have been awesome to watch.  I'm really starting to like that team.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 28, 2009, 12:05:13 AM
I can't believe I'm 2-1. :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 28, 2009, 12:09:19 AM
Rolle really saved my ass tonight  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 28, 2009, 12:14:28 AM
I can't believe I'm 2-1. :-\

I still can't believe Chris Johnson was on my bench last week in my other league. A roto league, no less (is that what it's called in fantasy football as well?). Goddamn it.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 28, 2009, 12:23:09 AM
Looking at previous weeks scores I expect Willco to beat me. Unless Warner gets me 5-10 more points
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 28, 2009, 12:28:54 AM
Not really. DeAngelo Williams and DeMarcus Ware would have to combine for 30 points to beat you, and neither of them have done that.

Williams is playing Dallas at home - their defense will keep him pretty contained.

I'm already looking towards week four, my rebound game against an opponent with far superior matchups.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 28, 2009, 12:39:16 AM
Hmm, maybe I'm reading the stats wrong but it looked like Ware/Williams had combined for 30 before
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 28, 2009, 12:44:38 AM
Last week, they accounted for 28.5 points and the week before that, it was something like 26.

I would need 28 points to beat you, and with Williams playing against the Cowboys, I'm not sure how likely that is.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 28, 2009, 10:41:59 PM
Jesus Christ this MNF game is AWFUL.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 28, 2009, 10:43:22 PM
Also, Malek is about to pass me.  Then the only unbeaten team in the league will be MAURICE'S TEAM.  We should all kill ourselves.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 28, 2009, 10:45:12 PM
Not surprising considering I'm the only MMORPG player here
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 28, 2009, 10:46:01 PM
Not surprising considering I'm the only MMORPG player here

This might be the most nonsensical thing you've ever said, and considering your posting history that's quite the feat.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 28, 2009, 10:49:25 PM
DeAngelo Williams, why have you forsaken me? :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 28, 2009, 10:51:24 PM
Not surprising considering I'm the only MMORPG player here

This might be the most nonsensical thing you've ever said, and considering your posting history that's quite the feat.

(http://i36.tinypic.com/1268pjq.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 28, 2009, 10:54:35 PM
Poutine power!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 28, 2009, 11:13:47 PM
This is why Dallas sucks.

Dude ran out of bounds to avoid the punter.

THE PUNTER.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 28, 2009, 11:20:44 PM
he was short.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: twerd on September 28, 2009, 11:32:41 PM
Ive given up on the Cowboys, I can't take this shit anymore. Thank God I always kept a Ravens jersey in case of emergency.
smh
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 28, 2009, 11:36:54 PM
And, just like that, the Arlington Cowgirls take the lead.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: twerd on September 28, 2009, 11:37:44 PM
And, just like that, the Arlington Cowgirls take the lead.
music to my ears  :-*
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 28, 2009, 11:37:51 PM
I'm watching a stream from some his Hispanic version of MNF and all their crowd shots are of Hispanic people. Everything else looks like a MNF broadcast, music and all

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 28, 2009, 11:38:26 PM
I'm watching a stream from some his Hispanic version of MNF and all their crowd shots are of Hispanic people. Everything else looks like a MNF broadcast, music and all



:rofl

Edit: Romo's really got some awesome moves out there sometimes.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: twerd on September 28, 2009, 11:47:00 PM
Luckily for his opponents, he balances it out with true bone-headedness.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 29, 2009, 12:02:00 AM
This is why Carolina sucks.

Dude took a knee one yard deep into the end zone.

ONE YARD.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 29, 2009, 12:19:28 AM
DELHOMME
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: twerd on September 29, 2009, 12:22:36 AM
DELHOMME
This is why Carolina sucks.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 29, 2009, 12:31:24 AM
DELHOMME
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 29, 2009, 12:32:29 AM
Looks like the Panthers are feeling SO COLD IN THE D.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 29, 2009, 12:33:05 AM
3:1 odds Panthers offer Bill Cowher a job over the bye week.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 29, 2009, 05:14:39 AM
Lions win
Phoenix wins
3-0
:bow

God is good
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 30, 2009, 05:22:29 AM
Anyone need a washed up NFL QB? (http://charlotte.craigslist.org/for/1379262114.html)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on September 30, 2009, 11:38:59 AM
Speaking of Phoenix, I got this the other day:

(http://i34.tinypic.com/2v0g75f.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 30, 2009, 01:31:01 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on September 30, 2009, 02:09:37 PM
Anyone need a washed up NFL QB? (http://charlotte.craigslist.org/for/1379262114.html)

My sources say that ad is legit.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 30, 2009, 04:00:13 PM
This week will be tough, probably a loss. Two of my QBs are on bye, and Yahoo fucked me over with waivers. I had Shaun Hill and Vernon Davis on waivers only to realize today that other teams got them first. I'm pretty sure I put them on waivers first smh

Oh well, picked up Chad Henne and a Chicago TE. Hell I have three Chicago players this week, two on defense. I'm expected Detroit to get destroyed  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Andowsky on September 30, 2009, 04:48:39 PM
Mike Nolan am God.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 04, 2009, 12:21:21 PM
I am literally praying to a God that I don't believe in that someone breaks BritFarr's legs this week.  Pull a Theissman on him, so to speak.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 04, 2009, 01:59:08 PM
I'm going to crush you this week, Federwang.  We're talking hate crime level of destruction here.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 04, 2009, 02:00:49 PM
Probably. I'm not contemplating winning - I doubt I'll watch any games. I'm thinking about playing Xbox and going to get laid instead.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 04, 2009, 02:05:50 PM
you see what happens Triumph, you see what happens Triumph when Detroit fucks you in the ass?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 04, 2009, 02:08:10 PM
Yeah, I'm not winning this week. I'm out.

Time to grab some lunch and see if this booty call is still in effect. I'll pop back in later this afternoon, dudes. Peace.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 04, 2009, 02:13:16 PM
Forgot about pick em again. lol

All of fantasy football, really. I'm going to lose badly this week, though.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on October 04, 2009, 02:22:36 PM
Forgot about pick em again. lol

All of fantasy football, really. I'm going to lose badly this week, though.

I think I am going to win pick em by default!

Feel good about the fantasy team this week.  :lol
So, um, guys...who is Madden's Musky Taint again? If you're reading, you may, uh, possibly wanna check your roster.

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 04, 2009, 02:24:33 PM
Who is Raljon City Council?

Lions offense looks nice, defense not so nice
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 04, 2009, 02:25:11 PM
Raijon is Mandark.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 04, 2009, 02:30:53 PM
Texans running back just fumbled the ball because he tried to jump over a linebacker on his knees, and he ended up falling on his head :lol God is giving the Raiders a chance

edit: lol nm, 2 false starts in a row
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 04, 2009, 02:31:56 PM
Lions score again, what the fuck  :lol :bow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 04, 2009, 02:35:06 PM
Janikowski ties it. Carrying the team as usual
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 04, 2009, 02:55:16 PM
PD, what was that?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 04, 2009, 02:57:32 PM
Stafford is just baiting Cutler. He knew Cutler couldn't produce a td in the endzone so he put him in that position

edit: fuck
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 04, 2009, 03:00:04 PM
god damn pd, that never works

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 04, 2009, 03:00:19 PM
Hey, at least I have Olsen  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 04, 2009, 03:04:49 PM
Hey, at least I have Olsen  :lol
I have Cutler.  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 04, 2009, 03:12:12 PM
Hey, at least I have Olsen  :lol
I have Cutler.  :lol
:lol

I have a couple defensive players on Chicago as well (Manning and Bowman). Figured their defense would push around Detroit and Cutler would struggle a bit but hit one of the TEs often. He's not doing bad though
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 04, 2009, 03:31:21 PM
lol Redskins losing to Tampa Bay, seems like Zorn wants to get fired before the end of the season after all.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 04, 2009, 03:37:09 PM
figures that Garrard would have a career game today--when Cajole starts him against me!  :maf
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 04, 2009, 03:56:20 PM
learn to cover kicks
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 04, 2009, 04:34:26 PM
Whoa, Yahoo bug or some shit. Steve Smith has 30 points for me, then out of nowhere it dropped to 10. Now it's back to 30 luckily. wat
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: etiolate on October 04, 2009, 04:37:51 PM
the local morning games here are Oakland-Houston and Indy-Seattle.

I'm going for a walk.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 04, 2009, 05:15:13 PM
lol Lions
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 04, 2009, 06:33:53 PM
Chicago started on the Detroit 43 on average. lol special teams  :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 04, 2009, 06:37:10 PM
Sanchez honeymoon over
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 04, 2009, 06:38:35 PM
welcome to astroturf
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 04, 2009, 06:40:54 PM
welcome to astroturf

(http://datacore.sciflicks.com/independence_day/images/independence_day_large_03.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 04, 2009, 06:44:34 PM
"Sanchize" indeed.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 04, 2009, 07:52:36 PM
Wow Yahoo really fucked me over with the Shaun Hill/Vernon Davis waivers. I would have definitely won this week. I suppose I still have a chance but meh
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 04, 2009, 08:07:39 PM
Right about now is when I regret jumping ship from the 49ers 8 or 9 years ago
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 04, 2009, 08:15:28 PM
fluke throw
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 04, 2009, 08:25:29 PM
Tony Romo is worse than Augusto Pinochet.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 04, 2009, 08:44:45 PM
lol dallas
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 04, 2009, 11:47:18 PM
What happened to Vince Young? Tenn sucks, Collins is over the hill...so why is Young still on the back of milk cartons across the nation
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 04, 2009, 11:49:15 PM
Well I lost this week. I hope Malek has a really good day tomorrow so I don't feel like an idiot for waking up too late and not being able to put Addai in as a starting RB instead of Tomlinson. 18 point difference. FUCK.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 04, 2009, 11:51:25 PM
Steelers  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 04, 2009, 11:52:31 PM
What happened to Vince Young? Tenn sucks, Collins is over the hill...so why is Young still on the back of milk cartons across the nation

Vince was always soft mentally and nothing has happened to change that.  He probably will end up starting at some point this year, but only because doing so won't overly hurt Tennessee's chances for getting an actual good rookie QB (Bradford, McCoy) in the draft next year.  Although, I see the Titans winning a couple of games by accident so there's no way they'll finish in front of Cleveland or St. Louis, either or both of which will make history by being the second 0-16 team.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 04, 2009, 11:53:59 PM
I really loathe Rivers, but it would be great to see the Steelers somehow blow this in the last quarter
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 04, 2009, 11:54:54 PM
His career started out good/decent enough, now he looks like a bust. Sucks, I loved watching him in college and he had some fun NFL games.

No way Tenn ends the year with a worst record than Detroit, Cle, or St. Louis imo
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2009, 12:15:32 AM
Steelers  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 05, 2009, 12:15:33 AM
Forgot about KC- they're probably not winning a game, either.  Would be awesome if there were 3 teams that went 0-16 this year.

Also, obligatory lol Steelers.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 05, 2009, 12:16:04 AM
:rofl Please God, the torrential downpour of tears on GAF will be magnificent
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2009, 12:17:14 AM
Come on Big Ben, get me some more points and win this thing :bow

spoiler (click to show/hide)
actually I'm expecting a huge interception
[close]
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 05, 2009, 12:17:49 AM
(http://thesportsunion.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/5687_2844_stupid-philip-rivers-face.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2009, 12:24:24 AM
Cris Collinsworth is sucking a looot of Big Ben dick holy shit
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 05, 2009, 12:34:48 AM
Fuck

Oh well, still embarrassing for the Steelers
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2009, 12:39:19 AM
lol rivers
lol steelers

Well I'm up 25 points going into MNF. Aaron Rogers+Percy Harvin vs Adrian Peterson. I like my chances
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2009, 11:10:43 PM
30min until I'm 4-0 :bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 05, 2009, 11:27:49 PM
Someone has to save us from Maurice.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 05, 2009, 11:36:01 PM
Now we know what he learned from homeschooling.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2009, 12:46:54 AM
CreedComback09    153.22
Raljon City Council 151.24

oh shit

Fucking Peterson
Quote
CreedComback09    153.22
Raljon City Council 152.28
:bow

Haven't been this on edge since Ohio, Nov 2004
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 06, 2009, 12:51:38 AM
Less than a point, lol.  CURSE YOU MAURICE.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2009, 01:00:07 AM
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/zj7xue.gif)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2009, 01:06:07 AM
Somehow I beat Malek. :rofl

3 people voted for him to win. Haters owned.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on October 06, 2009, 01:14:13 AM
this week was almost embarrassing  :shh
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 06, 2009, 01:14:51 AM
I'm going to end up with the second highest scoring team in fantasy football through four weeks, but a .500 record. :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on October 06, 2009, 01:51:20 AM
And patrick clayton makes me take another loss. Twice hs he been on the 3 and fell.  :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2009, 06:45:01 AM
Somehow I beat Malek. :rofl

3 people voted for him to win. Haters owned.
Winnipeg Blue Balls
Projected: 155.34    
Actual: 139.04

ErinAndrews'Peephole
Projected: 128.64    
Actual: 144.30

 :'(

Garrard had 3.5 times as many points as Romo. This is li . . . fantasy?

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mandark on October 06, 2009, 06:48:45 AM
Less than a point, lol.  CURSE YOU MAURICE.

The margin of victory was a solo tackle... by Brandon Jacobs.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2009, 06:50:53 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on October 06, 2009, 09:47:23 AM
Somehow I beat Malek. :rofl

3 people voted for him to win. Haters owned.
Winnipeg Blue Balls
Projected: 155.34    
Actual: 139.04

ErinAndrews'Peephole
Projected: 128.64    
Actual: 144.30

 :'(

Garrard had 3.5 times as many points as Romo. This is li . . . fantasy?


I'm just gonna disregard the 'projected' line from here on in. it's caused me nothing but trouble.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on October 06, 2009, 04:58:18 PM
Want to see what pussy the Jets will be pounding Monday?

(http://cdn-1.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/028/811/450x1000/Dol2b.jpg)

Hope it's nice and wet.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2009, 05:02:02 PM
Want to see what pussy the Jets will be pounding Monday?

img]DOLPHIN PUSSY[img

Hope it's nice and wet.
http://(http://classic-horror.com/files/images/jaws-still.jpg)
"We're gonna need a bigger cock."
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on October 06, 2009, 05:09:51 PM
Is it weird that I wanna try and eat that shit out?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2009, 05:17:05 PM
Is it weird that you want to eat it out? No, not at all.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 06, 2009, 05:20:00 PM
Is it weird that you want to eat it out? No, not at all.

:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on October 06, 2009, 05:33:40 PM
True I prefer whale pussy on the regular..just trying to mix it up.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on October 06, 2009, 05:39:10 PM
The least you could do is NSFW and spoiler that out. Good grief.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2009, 06:28:10 PM
what the fucking fuck
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on October 07, 2009, 12:35:27 PM
New Rams logo:

(http://i37.tinypic.com/30djgr8.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on October 07, 2009, 12:44:43 PM
Crabby Patty finally signs with the 49ers. Dickhead!

http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d81339261&template=with-video-with-comments&confirm=true
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 07, 2009, 01:23:36 PM
Greedy circle ftl. Dude, you were picked 10th get over it
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 07, 2009, 02:40:22 PM
Apparently JaMarcus Russell doesn't like showing up on time for meetings... or at all sometimes. (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/10/06/russell-situation-is-worse-than-described/)

Quote
Boomer Esiason of CBS recently lifted the lid on the problems with Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell.  Esiason said on Sunday's The NFL Today that Russell has been "fined heavily" for showing up late for multiple meetings, being overweight, and missing one meeting.

A league source tells us that it's even worse.

Per the source, Russell has missed multiple meetings, and that he has missed multiple other activities.  His behavior has been described to us as a "pattern not an aberration."

Poor Raiders fans, it's obvious the guy won't be disciplined as long as Al is running things out there.  You could probably show up for the game covered in Dakota Fanning's blood and still start if you can throw the ball 80 yards. 
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 07, 2009, 03:26:34 PM
80 yards, JaMarcus Russel? lolol

I could QB a game better than that distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on October 07, 2009, 05:34:38 PM
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/nursetpd/NFL/Mark_Dirty_Sanchez.gif)

 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2009, 01:37:10 PM
MANDARK YOU GOT A GREAT FOOTBALL TEAM AND IMMA GONNA LET YOU FINISH BUT I NEED TODAY TO BE MY MOST PRODUCTIVE FANTASY DAY OF ALL-TIME
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 11, 2009, 01:47:59 PM
If I don't win my match up today, I'll . . . hmmm . . . be upset.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 11, 2009, 02:57:00 PM
Raiders are so terrible.  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2009, 02:57:27 PM
Lions are hanging with the Steelers. But considering out second half let downs I expect a blowout
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2009, 03:26:01 PM
My team is doing HORRIBLY today. Fuck!
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 11, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
I'm losing to Cajole...

CAJOLE.

However, neither of my qbs has played yet so I'm not too worried.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2009, 03:36:59 PM
Will Brady make me pay for benching Moss?  :-\
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Post by: etiolate on October 11, 2009, 03:46:49 PM
Raiders down 31-7 at the half. :lol

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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2009, 03:51:03 PM
good lord the Browns are atrocious
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 11, 2009, 03:54:37 PM
Giants kicking the Special Ed teams ass :punch No Mercy :punch
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2009, 04:10:12 PM
So I finally start DeSean Jackson (over Moss) and he doesn't get a single reception. Fucking great
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Post by: Flannel Boy on October 11, 2009, 04:21:44 PM
Looks like PD will be 5-0.

 :o
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2009, 05:04:19 PM
How does a vet QB get sacked three times in a row? Culpepper  :lol
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2009, 05:06:35 PM
Ugh, I'm not benching Ray Rice anymore.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 11, 2009, 05:38:33 PM
Double dip td from Brady to Wesley Fahkin' Welkah!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/tommy.jpg)

YANKEES FAHKING SUCK, CAJOLE!  DO YOU HEAH ME?  THEY SUCK!  QUIT TRYING TO PRETEND YOU AH A METS FAHN, YOU CAHN'T FOOL US SMAHT NEW ENGLANDAHS, WE KNOW YOU ROOT FOR THE YANKEES IN YOUR SICK AND TWISTED HAHT!
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 11, 2009, 05:45:55 PM
Why would anyone pretend to be a Mets fan? That's like pretending to be a virgin.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 11, 2009, 05:46:32 PM
Are you trying to argue with Tawmy from Quinzee?
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 11, 2009, 05:46:55 PM
:lol

Have you seen the Andy Rooney posts on KSK? So amazing.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 11, 2009, 05:50:48 PM
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/andy-rooney-breaks-down-week-1-of-the-nfl-season.html

Quote
Drew Brees plays for the New Orleans Saints, and he threw six touchdowns against the Detroit Lions on Sunday. It wasn’t long ago when New Orleans was ravaged by a hurricane, and just recently people in Detroit lost their jobs when the job market crashed. None of this has anything to do with Drew Brees. I just think it’s interesting.

...

There were two games on Monday night this week, but why? Why not just have all the games on Monday night, and let people decide which games to watch. They could listen to the game on the phone if they wanted to. I remember when phones still had cords on them. You could swing the phone around on the cord all the time. It was a perfect device for getting the lady of the house back in line. But I couldn’t do that if I have to watch two football games on Monday night. There’s so little time for beating your wife during the week as it is. None of this has anything to do with football. I just think it’s interesting.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2009, 06:20:27 PM
Mike Sims-Walker was listed as inactive because of missing a meeting? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Post by: Akala on October 11, 2009, 06:25:23 PM
PD whoopin. :(
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 11, 2009, 07:07:27 PM
Boy, having Hasselbeck back really makes a difference!
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 11, 2009, 07:36:29 PM
I'm pretty shocked that the Falcons are handling the 49ers this easily.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2009, 07:37:45 PM
Roddy White is saving my ass.

Flacco and Schaub are having pretty awful days, Mike Sims-Walker and Durant are last minute inactives and DeAngelo Williams was a total dude.

Thank you, White.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 11, 2009, 07:38:43 PM
I'm pretty shocked that the Falcons are handling the 49ers this easily.

Are you worrying yet?

*cue three Brady TDs in the 4th quarter*
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 11, 2009, 08:03:07 PM
I'm pretty shocked that the Falcons are handling the 49ers this easily.

Are you worrying yet?

*cue three Brady TDs in the 4th quarter*

Nah, there's pretty much no way that I can catch you at this point I don't think.  This was not my best ff week- in my other league my starting rbs were Willis McGahee and Jerome Harrison.  FML.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on October 11, 2009, 08:03:58 PM
Boy, having Hasselbeck back really makes a difference!

If they could actually field a full healthy team, I don't think they would've lost to the Bears or 49ers.  

But yeah, Hasslebeck makes a big difference and next year they gotta do something about getting a legit backup.  Senace Wallace can't do shit.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2009, 08:14:55 PM
I can definitely say, dark days ahead for Redskins Nation. :-\
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 11, 2009, 08:37:53 PM
Broncos knocking off the Pats! Shitty weekend in Boston continues! :lol
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Post by: etiolate on October 11, 2009, 09:22:55 PM
The Niners blew that game out their ass from the opening kickoff. I mean really blew it out their ass hardcore pron style. Like if their ass was a power source, then that game was Chernobyl.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 11, 2009, 09:27:01 PM
(http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/ocho-dead2.gif)
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 11, 2009, 09:40:37 PM
Ray Lewis is probably wonderin' if that was worth losing the game over (or at least contributed to the loss). He fucking lit Ocho Cinco up though.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on October 11, 2009, 10:44:30 PM
That was some BOOM! Tough actin' Tinactin! right there.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 11, 2009, 10:56:29 PM
I wonder how Braylon Edwards will do in NY. He'll have a good qb and the chance to really become a big-time player.

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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2009, 11:26:38 PM
I will find out tomorrow, Cotchery is likely out. What an awful weekend for me.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on October 12, 2009, 09:46:59 AM
This is disturbing:

Quarterback Rating Leaders
1. Manning 114.1
2. Manning 111.7

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Post by: Brehvolution on October 12, 2009, 11:33:23 AM
:gloomy 49ers :gloomy

 :'(
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 12, 2009, 11:57:48 AM
Willco am cry- no one with any competency wants to work for Daniel Snyder.  In 40 years he'll be Al Davis II. (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/10/11/report-snyder-has-already-approached-shanahan/)
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2009, 01:23:00 PM
I don't think Shanahan rebuffed because he's Daniel Snyder, but probably because he wants full control of the team and Snyder won't do that.

Snyder needs to worry about replacing Ceratto before finding a coach.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 12, 2009, 02:18:33 PM
I don't think Shanahan rebuffed because he's Daniel Snyder, but probably because he wants full control of the team and Snyder won't do that.

Snyder needs to worry about replacing Ceratto before finding a coach.

That's the one thing Snyder SHOULD do.  He could easily hand over the whole organization to a Shanahan/Cowher/Holmgren type figure, but he won't because he's an insane napoleonic dweeb.  Ask Arthur Blank if the team is better off now that he's letting Dmitroff and Smitty run it and Mr. Home Depot is just signing checks, the way it should be.  The only owner worth paying attention to is Jerry Jones, and that's just for the comedic value.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2009, 02:29:38 PM
That's distinguished mentally-challenged. He has let a coach run the entire organize - twice - and it has not worked out either time.

The organization needs a bonafide GM and Vinny Cerrato is not the answer.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 12, 2009, 02:36:23 PM
That's distinguished mentally-challenged. He has let a coach run the entire organize - twice - and it has not worked out either time.

The organization needs a bonafide GM and Vinny Cerrato is not the answer.

Yeah, but look at who he's let run the organization.  :smug

My ultimate point is that talented football people don't want to work for Snyder- look at how he ended up with Zorn, for the love of god. 
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2009, 02:39:43 PM
And look, I don't think he's the greatest owner in the world, but he gets a bad rap because he was incredibly overzealous his first couple of years as the owner.

Joe Gibbs had pretty much free reign to do whatever he wanted, and sign whomever he wanted - and look how great that turned out. Marty Schottenheimer also had full control of football operations, and the result was an 8-8 season (although Snyder's move to oust and replace him with Spurrier was awful).

The days of Snyder demanding coaches to start certain players are over. He doesn't even meddle much into front office affairs, save for this week when the consultant was brought in.

He has legitimate weaknesses as an owner:

- He overpays for talent based on a scale of potential and not actual performance.
- He is too friendly with Vinny Cerrato to realize that the guy is rotting the Redskins from the core.
- His friendly relationships with "star" players on the roster can be divisive in the locker room.
- He needs to fire Cerrato and replace him with a real GM.
- Costs at FedEx Field are ridiculous.
- He needs to fire Cerrato.

He didn't "end up" with Zorn. He actually picked Zorn. Zorn was hired as offensive coordinator on John Fassel's recommendation, because Synder said he was going to hire Fassel as coach (this is the second time he pulled this).

Then for some reason, he liked Zorn so much he fucked over Fassel and hired Zorn instead. Snyder could've gotten Fassel or Dennis Green or another "name" coach, but chose Zorn because he liked him so much and thought he had potential.

The reality is that Zorn is in way over his head.




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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2009, 02:41:37 PM
I believe Snyder also passed on Singletary.

... I think if anything, this should be more proof that he needs to hire a real GM to assist in those decisions. Cerrato cannot gauge talent whatsoever.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 12, 2009, 02:51:04 PM
You're thinking he wants someone other than a brainless yes man in that position, tho.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2009, 02:57:48 PM
That isn't really accurate, though. The relationship is friendly, but it is not a role where Snyder can rule by proxy.

Cerrato, himself, made all the bad decisions to draft the team's tandem of failed draft picks at wide receiver, his ridiculous draft pick of a punter in the sixth round last season (cut after a few weeks), etc.

There was no Snyder intervention. Snyder has made his opinion known that he wanted more explosive players, but it was Cerrato's poor talent scouting and lack of GM experience that has led to failures in roster management.

Snyder is at fault for letting a friend run the organization, and not firing him already, but this conspiracy that Ceratto is somehow making the calls for Snyder is a pretty lame one.

People will vilify him for anything, because he went on a spending spree in his youth - which backfired.

As an owner, I will take Daniel Snyder over the majority of the other NFL owners, because he will spend money when he has to. The question is, when will he put it together that he needs a qualified GM.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 12, 2009, 11:59:06 PM
Braylon Edwards just made a sick catch. Yes he did.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 13, 2009, 12:01:34 AM
Lol overruled suck it Sanchise
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 13, 2009, 12:04:27 AM
lol it's not like the Jets didn't score a TD immediately after
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 13, 2009, 12:10:53 AM
lol Jets defense
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 13, 2009, 12:12:50 AM
:(
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on October 13, 2009, 12:25:31 AM
Everytime Ron Jaworski opens his fucking yapper to suck on Sanchez's cock I want to drive a screwdriver through my ear.  It's like the Madden and Favre love affair without the charisma.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 13, 2009, 12:29:08 AM
That was quite a PI call there...
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on October 13, 2009, 12:31:33 AM
Jaworski loved the play calling on that last drive....lol.  95% was due to a bogus PI call

 :piss Jaws
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 13, 2009, 12:34:52 AM
But the playcalling made the PI call happen!  :spin
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 13, 2009, 12:43:13 AM
Jets :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 13, 2009, 12:44:03 AM
That's some Mets grade shit right there
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Post by: CajoleJuice on October 13, 2009, 12:45:49 AM
FML

And that was a terrible Hail Mary, Jesus Christ.
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Post by: pollo on October 13, 2009, 01:01:08 PM
Nothing in this life is worse than losing to an organization partially owned by J-Lo and Marc Anthony.
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Post by: ferrarimanf355 on October 13, 2009, 02:09:13 PM
Fuck the Jets!  :-*
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Post by: Brehvolution on October 13, 2009, 02:18:01 PM
lol sanchez
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/nursetpd/NFL/Mark_Dirty_Sanchez.gif)
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Post by: ferrarimanf355 on October 13, 2009, 05:06:06 PM
lol sanchez
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/nursetpd/NFL/Mark_Dirty_Sanchez.gif)
:rofl
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Post by: OptimoPeach on October 15, 2009, 06:50:40 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/raiders_achieve_first_down

Quote
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—In an improbable display of competence and a basic execution of football fundamentals, the Oakland Raiders stunned the football world Sunday when running back Michael Bush miraculously rushed for three yards against the Giants and succeeded in converting a first down.

The Raiders, who fearlessly faced a third-and-one situation on their own 22-yard-line, somehow gained the 36 inches needed for an elusive first down, despite numerous obstacles that included a professional NFL defense, owner Al Davis' incompetent personnel decisions, mediocre play-calling, and general ineptitude.

This whole article is awesome
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2009, 01:47:43 PM
Did Frank Caliendo just do blackface? :lol
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Post by: Himu on October 18, 2009, 01:53:29 PM
lol sanchez
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/nursetpd/NFL/Mark_Dirty_Sanchez.gif)

:rofl
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2009, 02:10:41 PM
smh @ Mandark for not trading Aaron Rogers to me (for Matt Ryan and Steve Breaston!). My entire strategy has always been "start as many people against the Lions as possible." I don't have any Packers today though  :-\
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 18, 2009, 04:08:05 PM
I'm dieing inside
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2009, 04:22:05 PM
I should have started Moss over Steve Smith; Eli isn't doing too well smh
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 18, 2009, 04:23:04 PM
I wish we got to see the NYG-NO game in Seattle. No early game on Fox and we're getting the MIN-BAL game on CBS.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2009, 04:33:18 PM
Why is Delhomme still lining up under center/
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2009, 04:34:22 PM
I'm listening to the Det/GB game and it's a disaster. At the start of the season I said Culpepper should start, but with Stafford injured and Culpepper starting these last couple games it's becoming clear he can't play anymore. He doesn't see defenders coming at him, and when he does he constantly takes the sack because he can't fucking move.

The OL isn't great, but Stafford was able to move out of trouble; Culpepper can't
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 18, 2009, 05:30:33 PM
What the heck.

Game over in Seattle already.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on October 18, 2009, 05:33:38 PM
What the heck.

Game over in Seattle already.

I thought this would happen.  Not watching that one today.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 18, 2009, 05:34:04 PM
It's over for Zorn, methinks.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 18, 2009, 05:34:57 PM
What the heck.

Game over in Seattle already.

I thought this would happen.  Not watching that one today.

Bloody hell. Arizona takes ten minutes for their first score, then they pull off an onside kick and recover, immediately scoring. Matt fumbles the ball right away, and they're on the way to scoring AGAIN.

WHAT THE HELL.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2009, 05:52:14 PM
The fans are violent here in Washington. I think players could actually be lynched.

... man, I should have started Ray Rice over Chris Johnson. :-\
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Post by: OptimoPeach on October 18, 2009, 05:54:34 PM
Oh look, the Raiders lost another TD to the refs on an incontrovertibly clean play.

I know that was late, but I was trying to think of a way to rephrase my bitching from what I posted on GAF
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2009, 05:55:32 PM
The fans are violent here in Washington. I think players could actually be lynched.

... man, I should have started Ray Rice over Chris Johnson. :-\

Didn't you do that last week and vow not to mess up again? Dude that happens to me all the time  :lol

QB Jesus dicing Seattle :bow
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Post by: twerd on October 18, 2009, 05:57:10 PM
Oh look, the Raiders lost another TD to the refs on an incontrovertibly clean play.

I know that was late, but I was trying to think of a way to rephrase my bitching from what I posted on GAF
:lol I know how you feel.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2009, 06:04:10 PM
Way to go Tennessee. Chris Jonhson was jobbing the Patriots defense, you give Lendale White the ball and he fumbles. You cost me a potential red zone play, White!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2009, 06:14:59 PM
Dear Tennessee:

Please, give Chris Johnson the ball. Kerry Collins sucks.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 18, 2009, 06:19:50 PM
RICHARD SEYMOUR HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2009, 06:21:37 PM
Okay, Tennessee, listen - I get it.

You're stubborn.

But please, just hand off to Chris Johnson. Kerry Collins is distinguished mentally-challenged and Lendale White is a drunk. Stop turning the ball over, you stupid fucks.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2009, 06:23:44 PM
fucking fuck randy moss finally having a good game and he's on my bench.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2009, 06:55:44 PM
Cutler would have to have an abortion of a game for me to win, smh

Finally bad subs got to me.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2009, 06:57:29 PM
Don't feel bad, I started Chris Johnson over Ray Rice.

The Titans, which have seen like three or four turnovers from giving the ball to Collins or White, refuse to hand the ball to Johnson, despite the fact that he is average 6 yards per carry!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 18, 2009, 06:58:34 PM
fucking fuck randy moss finally having a good game and he's on my bench.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/tommy.jpg)

HOW DAYUH YOU DOUBT OWAH DAHKIE!  RANDY MOSS MAY BE A NEGRO BUT HE IS OWAH NEGRO- JUST LIKE THAT WELL SPOKEN SKIP GATES!  YOU WILL REAP WHAT YOU HAVE SOWN!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2009, 07:12:56 PM
Maybe I forgot how bad/banged up the Titans are. I took a gamble expecting Eli to play well despite his injuries, hence starting Steve Smith. Fail

If only Mandark had accepted my trade
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on October 18, 2009, 07:21:29 PM
SAINTS :bow2
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 18, 2009, 07:39:48 PM
Maybe I forgot how bad/banged up the Titans are. I took a gamble expecting Eli to play well despite his injuries, hence starting Steve Smith. Fail

If only Mandark had accepted my trade

You idiot, the Titans' entire secondary is injured.  If Brady was ever gonna get back to 2007 form, this was the week for it to happen. 
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2009, 07:41:50 PM
Jesus, Triumph will probably break 200 points this week.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 18, 2009, 07:42:31 PM
I dont' play Fantasy Football but I would imagine this is splooge central for anyone that has any of the Pats players, primarily Maroney, Moss and Brady.

Pats fans go Super Saiyan
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Post by: Himu on October 18, 2009, 07:43:29 PM
:rofl @ the Patriots - Titans game
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2009, 07:44:19 PM
Yea Triumph, I fucked up  :lol :'(

And why is Oakland beating Philly. Pass the damn ball to DeSean Jackson, preferably for a td god dammit
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 18, 2009, 07:46:46 PM
Mark Sanchez

5 completions

3 interceptions
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2009, 07:48:13 PM
Kerry Collins makes Sanchez look like a Pro Bowler.

Kerry Collins is 2-for-12 for -7 passing yards and 1 INT. He has also rushed three times for -1 yards.

... again, why not let Chris Johnson take the snaps directly at this point?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 18, 2009, 07:48:40 PM
The Oakland game is upset central. So good.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on October 18, 2009, 07:49:39 PM
The Oakland game is upset central. So good.

:lol What happened. I picked Philly.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: twerd on October 18, 2009, 07:50:36 PM
The Oakland game is upset central. So good.
Praying for a 13-13 tie for the lulz.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2009, 07:51:19 PM
Vince Young's first pass was an INT?  :lol :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2009, 08:12:18 PM
smh philly
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 18, 2009, 08:15:56 PM
The Oakland game is upset central. So good.
Praying for a 13-13 tie for the lulz.
JaMarcus got his shit together and played halfway decent, and the D blitzed the shit out of Donovan McNabb. Highlights include McNabb being so discombobulated that he called a timeout they didn't have before being sacked on the next play for a 10 yard loss. Oh yeah, and David Akers missed 2 field goals
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2009, 08:18:18 PM
I guess Tennessee is going to let the only player that didn't turnover the ball and made a positive impact on offense sit on the bench so the scrubs can play in garbage time.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on October 18, 2009, 08:21:03 PM
lolidelphia  :lol :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 18, 2009, 08:22:17 PM
Eagles lose to Raiders, Redskins lose to Chiefs. :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 18, 2009, 08:22:40 PM
Philly's fuckups today makes up for those McNabb antics last year (Mr.Telephone). Yeah, I remembered that MOTHERFUCKER.

NFC East totally had the swine flu this week. Dallas restin' sorta easy.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on October 18, 2009, 08:23:50 PM
It makes you wonder if the philly game was fixed. I know of no sane betting person that would have picked the raiders. House wins big.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2009, 08:26:54 PM
Redskins self destructed. I'm not sure if Zorn will survive until morning.

I still bleed burgundy and gold, but this probably the low point of this franchise. This is worse than Martyball, Fun 'n Gun and Grandpa Gibbs. I really hope Snyder is doing a lot of soul searching - I know he takes losses to heart.

Maybe it will be enough for him to realize that Cerrato has to go.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 18, 2009, 08:33:34 PM
It makes you wonder if the philly game was fixed. I know of no sane betting person that would have picked the raiders. House wins big.

Philly was my eliminator this week. :maf
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2009, 08:37:12 PM
Redskins self destructed. I'm not sure if Zorn will survive until morning.

I still bleed burgundy and gold, but this probably the low point of this franchise. This is worse than Martyball, Fun 'n Gun and Grandpa Gibbs. I really hope Snyder is doing a lot of soul searching - I know he takes losses to heart.

Maybe it will be enough for him to realize that Cerrato has to go.

Jon Gruden will save you
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 18, 2009, 08:37:38 PM
Bills suck so fucking hard :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 18, 2009, 08:41:38 PM
Yeah right Willco.

For one thing, your personnel is better than it was under Spurrier.  They're not being coached and motivated properly tho.  So you've got that going for you.

Your problem is that while Snyder hates losing, he will never learn anything from it because he's a jackass.  He's not gonna hire someone to run the team that knows how to, because anyone that does won't want to deal with such a jackass of an owner.  I swear I feel like a broken record telling you these things.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 18, 2009, 08:49:01 PM
Bills suck so fucking hard :lol

Jets suck worse. DID ANYONE ELSE JUST SEE THAT?!?!?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 18, 2009, 08:50:39 PM
Bills suck so fucking hard :lol

Jets suck worse. DID ANYONE ELSE JUST SEE THAT?!?!?
What happened?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Raiders play the Jets next week :hyper FAITH RESTORED
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Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 18, 2009, 08:52:44 PM
Bills suck so fucking hard :lol

Jets suck worse. DID ANYONE ELSE JUST SEE THAT?!?!?

Both these teams are playing... I don't know what to call it? Negative Football? Yeah, NEGATIVE FOOTBALL. This is the best OT ever.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 18, 2009, 08:57:38 PM
This is the worst football game I've ever seen.

Napalm the fucking field.

Thermite-plasma, even.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on October 18, 2009, 08:57:44 PM
lol sanchez
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 18, 2009, 08:59:48 PM
This is the worst football game I've ever seen.

Napalm the fucking field.

Thermite-plasma, even.

This is the most pathetic excuse for a football game that I've ever seen. :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on October 18, 2009, 09:07:10 PM
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 18, 2009, 09:14:36 PM
Game of the Forever
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 18, 2009, 09:17:19 PM
Am I reading that right?  5 INT?

8.3 passer rating.  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2009, 09:19:04 PM
For one thing, your personnel is better than it was under Spurrier.  They're not being coached and motivated properly tho.  So you've got that going for you.

That is actually meaningless. Our talent is debatable - the Redskins have the oldest roster in the league. The offensive line is busted, the backfield has little talent (Portis is done), the quarterback position is filled with backup caliber position players and the receiving corps is a joke - save for Santana Moss.

The best player on the entire offense is the TE.

The defense is also overpaid and overrated. While, yes, there might be more NFL caliber players than under Spurrier's tenure, this is no doubt the lowest point in Redskins history and it's being echoed as such by the players and fans.

It's bad. It's easily the worst. The fact that there is more talent here than when Spurrier ran things isn't much of a consolation prize.

Quote
Your problem is that while Snyder hates losing, he will never learn anything from it because he's a jackass.  He's not gonna hire someone to run the team that knows how to, because anyone that does won't want to deal with such a jackass of an owner.  I swear I feel like a broken record telling you these things.

Because the problem isn't the owner, its our GM. Again, Gibbs ran all the football operations for years uninterrupted. And he wasn't even the first head coach to have such powers. It's not like Snyder is incapable of stepping away from decision making.

His faults lie with letting his personal feelings intermingle with his professional career. Clinton Portis should never be able to go above a coach's head to Snyder, because the two are buddies. Cerrato shouldn't have laissez faire because he and Snyder go on vacations together.

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2009, 09:47:04 PM
Cutler interception :bow

hopefully the first of many
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2009, 11:01:46 PM
can't believe I might win  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2009, 11:04:57 PM
Me neither. I don't get how Triumph and I have outscored you, but you're going to be undefeated.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 18, 2009, 11:13:41 PM
Tomorrow on ESPN: Brett Favre, Best Player Ever or Bestest Player Ever? :drake
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 18, 2009, 11:18:55 PM
Me neither. I don't get how Triumph and I have outscored you, but you're going to be undefeated.

Acorn?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 18, 2009, 11:20:54 PM
I really want to see the Vikings win the Superbowl this year for all the epic meltdowns that I'll see from the Favre-haters.  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2009, 11:25:26 PM
BREAKING: Zorn survives to see another day, gives up playcalling duties. New playcaller to be announced tomorrow.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 19, 2009, 12:35:22 AM
I am GUARANTEEING a victory over Pee Dee next week.  I promise our long nightmare will come to an end, men.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 19, 2009, 01:21:07 AM
I am GUARANTEEING a victory over Pee Dee next week.  I promise our long nightmare will come to an end, men.

Only Cajole out-scored me today.  :o
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on October 19, 2009, 01:24:05 AM
Tomorrow on ESPN: Brett Favre, Best Player Ever or Bestest Player Ever? :drake

Bestestest player ever
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 19, 2009, 01:30:50 AM
I am GUARANTEEING a victory over Pee Dee next week.  I promise our long nightmare will come to an end, men.

Only Cajole out-scored me today.  :o

I'm not the Jew.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 19, 2009, 01:36:09 AM
I am GUARANTEEING a victory over Pee Dee next week.  I promise our long nightmare will come to an end, men.

Only Cajole out-scored me today.  :o

Uh, that was me, doofus. Cajole lost this week.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 19, 2009, 01:37:06 AM
Cajole caught a bad break today with Garrard and McNabb. Garrard threw for a ton of yards but no TDs.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 19, 2009, 01:39:59 AM
You had a really great week anyhow.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 19, 2009, 01:42:34 AM
You were a worthy opponent, old friend.

Next week doesn't get better. I have to play against Akala, and without Joe Flacco and Chris Johnson.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 19, 2009, 02:04:18 AM
My bad I read it wrong Willco/Cajole  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 19, 2009, 02:07:30 AM
Poor Mandark can't catch a break. I really thought this was his week.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mandark on October 19, 2009, 02:13:16 AM
My projected points keep pummeling my actual points.  I know better than to trust the projections, but it still keeps getting my hopes up.

I'm now 6-0 in my meatspace league, where nobody seems to have a good week against me.  Oh well.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on October 19, 2009, 11:39:10 AM
Next week doesn't get better. I have to play against Akala, and without Joe Flacco and Chris Johnson.
Everyone always has a good shot at me every week, seeing as how my whole team makeup hinges on whether or not the Saints are in beast mode.  :lol

We are playing the Dolphins next week, who knows how that is going to go. Hopefully the Saints don't let the big win go to their heads and discount the WILDFISH attack. They are still the Saints though, so I won't get my hopes up.

I must keep telling myself this. :-\

My projected points keep pummeling my actual points.  I know better than to trust the projections, but it still keeps getting my hopes up.

I have pretty much given up on the projected numbers, since every week is a crapshoot anyway. I thought you were going to stomp me and almost changed my roster around to get the projected numbers as close to yours as I could. That would have made it worse. I would have started Jason Campbell, among other mistakes.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 19, 2009, 07:01:46 PM
I don't really pay attention to the projections, I usually see which teams my players are up against and how that team's passing/rushing defense has done so far, if they've got any notable injuries etc etc.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 19, 2009, 07:55:13 PM
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According to AOL NFL Fanhouse, Redskins owner Dan Snyder recently tried hiring former Broncos head coach Mike Shanahan to replace Jim Zorn in-season, but Shanahan declined.
http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playerpages/playerbreakingnews.asp?sport=NFL&id=95&line=155843&spln=1

So glad my team isn't the worst organization in football anymore
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 19, 2009, 08:01:49 PM
Old news.

Shanahan declined, because his stipulation was that Snyder fire Cerrato and Shanahan retain full control of football operations. That would've been a dumb move.

... also, why would Shanahan want to join the staff in the middle of the season? :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 19, 2009, 08:11:17 PM
Old news.

Shanahan declined, because his stipulation was that Snyder fire Cerrato and Shanahan retain full control of football operations. That would've been a dumb move.

... also, why would Shanahan want to join the staff in the middle of the season? :lol

No, that would have been a smart move.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 19, 2009, 08:24:10 PM
I disagree. Head coaches in charge of football operations have a poor track record. You're trading one problem for another one. The GM + Head Coach system works and works for a reason.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 19, 2009, 09:33:09 PM
Changing coaches in the middle of a season makes no sense, in the NFL at least. Which makes me wonder wtf the Redskins front office is thinking
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 19, 2009, 09:45:51 PM
I disagree. Head coaches in charge of football operations have a poor track record. You're trading one problem for another one. The GM + Head Coach system works and works for a reason.

...except for the Redskins, where you have a meddlesome owner that doesn't know to stay the fuck out of football operations... like, for instance, hiring an offensive co-ordinator before he hired a head coach, thereby assuring that no one qualified would take the job and eventually having to give the job to the idiot he hired as a co-ordinator.  All hypothetical, of course.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mandark on October 19, 2009, 10:02:06 PM
I gotta back Willco up on this.

Snyder's not a good owner, but he isn't the archetype of the Meddling Owner now and hasn't been for a while.  Everything you're putting at his feet (hiring an OC before a head coach, bringing in an offensive consultant, making horrid personnel decisions) are Cerrato's calls.  Snyder's big sin isn't being a control freak, it's ceding control to someone he feels socially comfortable with than a real professional, and not stepping in when that person runs the program into the ground.

Snyder = Bush

Cerrato = Michael Brown

Redskins = FEMA

This season = New Orleans, post-Katrina
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 19, 2009, 10:39:08 PM
No one else is watching this? Eddie Royal is a BEAST
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 19, 2009, 10:58:24 PM
Sproles answers :rofl This is a game of special teams
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on October 19, 2009, 11:01:00 PM
No one else is watching this? Eddie Royal is a BEAST

Fucking baseball pushed back House, and thus Lie to Me, which I have to wait for before I can watch MNF. Yay marriage with one fully functioning TV. :hyper
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 19, 2009, 11:17:25 PM
:lol

Well the second half hasn't even started yet, so you're okay
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on October 20, 2009, 10:23:16 AM
I just heard that Crabtree has impressed the coaches enough in the past 2 weeks that he will start against the Texans. :hyper
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 20, 2009, 04:41:38 PM
Saints fans are really basking in the undefeatedness, can't wait till the downfall comes
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on October 20, 2009, 05:49:19 PM
Saints fans are really basking in the undefeatedness, can't wait till the downfall comes
oh, it's coming. They're the SAINTS. This is better than expected, even though I had a feeling (see my fantasy team lol). If they go all the way all this 2012 stuff may have some merit.

Also, your comment about summoning the Oakland pigeon from the gaf thread had me rolling.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 20, 2009, 05:51:47 PM
Saints fans are really basking in the undefeatedness, can't wait till the downfall comes
I smell another 18-1 on the horizon
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 20, 2009, 08:05:50 PM
:drudge Willco alert:  E60 has a segment on Chris Cooley tonight.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 20, 2009, 09:34:23 PM
One of only three players from the offense I would keep.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2009, 05:59:46 PM
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Sam Bradford's season is over at the University of Oklahoma.

Sources close to Bradford have confirmed to SoonerScoop.com that Bradford will undergo season-ending surgery to repair ligament damage in his right throwing shoulder.

Bradford is expected to formally announce the procedure this evening in a press conference following OU's afternoon practice. Sources say the surgery is expected to take place on Tuesday with Dr. James Andrews in Alabama.
http://oklahoma.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1005074

There's a lesson here. When you have a chance of being the #1 draft pick, or within the top 5, don't go back to fucking school. I'd be surprised if he's in the top 10 next year
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 21, 2009, 11:53:07 PM
Redskins tackle Chris Samuels is flying to California for a second and third medical opinion, but sources say his local sports doctor recommend that he retire.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 22, 2009, 02:50:40 AM
Who is Madden's Musky Taint
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on October 22, 2009, 05:53:49 AM
Who is Madden's Musky Taint

The eternal question.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 22, 2009, 01:31:42 PM
I proposed a trade dammit
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on October 22, 2009, 01:40:18 PM
Yea, fuck the Giants for not even bothering to show up last weekend. Zone defense? Is u serious?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 22, 2009, 02:26:38 PM
madden's musky taint is blackmage, against my better judgment I decided to offer him a spot in the league because at first I was having trouble filling it up. 
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 22, 2009, 03:14:06 PM
k PM'd him
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlackMage on October 24, 2009, 12:51:58 AM
because yahoo fucking fantasy sucks balls.. i'm winning my nfl.com fantasy league bitches!!!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 24, 2009, 12:54:15 AM
Riiiight.  You didn't show up to the draft you daffy bitch!  Excuses excuses.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2009, 12:54:24 AM
Thanks for not responding to my trade Blackmage smh. Now my chances look even more dire
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlackMage on October 24, 2009, 12:55:45 AM
Thanks for not responding to my trade Blackmage smh. Now my chances look even more dire

i fucking traded you shitty shit!

also you had the draft while i was at work!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 24, 2009, 01:01:23 AM
Dude, I pm'd you the time and date of the draft and asked "are you sure you're gonna make it?"
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 24, 2009, 01:02:32 AM
Our league was a little rough to feel out, but I think we can probably amass a larger league next year.

I will say, if you do not defeat Phoenix Dark this week, I am voting for commissioner impeachment!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlackMage on October 24, 2009, 01:09:01 AM
i received no such PM! but like i said.. nfl.com bitches.. way easier to navigate and on the spot updates during the games.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 24, 2009, 01:12:44 AM
Like, free live scoring updates during the games?  Yahoo does that too now you idiot.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlackMage on October 24, 2009, 08:34:21 PM
Like, free live scoring updates during the games?  Yahoo does that too now you idiot.

so!? it still has a worse layout! YOU'RE A JERK!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2009, 09:23:38 PM
Like, free live scoring updates during the games?  Yahoo does that too now you idiot.

so!? it still has a worse layout! YOU'RE A JERK!

[youtube=560,345]qv9VKKXwVxU[/youtube]
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 25, 2009, 12:15:48 AM
Oh well, I think my roster is as good as it can be...but the projected stats still have me down by 30; sure they're rarely accurate but this certainly isn't a good sign imo

Bummed I didn't get Antonio Gates earlier (smh BlackMage); the trade won't be official until week 8. I wanted him out there so I could get points alongside Triumph who has Rivers. At least I'll have Moss  :-\

I would have preferred going 0-6 if it guaranteed I'd beat Triumph tomorrow  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 25, 2009, 11:42:33 AM
If Triumph loses, we all lose.

Black Mage approved my trade offer, sending me some much needed depth at QB and WR. Now, all I'm looking to do is improve my defense.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on October 25, 2009, 01:22:09 PM
 :lol @ the 'smack talk' on PD's matchup page.

Willco up by 20 in the predictions, but I think it will be closer than that.  :smug
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 25, 2009, 01:23:22 PM
I think you have a good shot at winning.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on October 25, 2009, 02:02:34 PM
son of a bitch! I forgot to swap hester out for crabtree! this means crabtree has a breakout game, I guess.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 25, 2009, 02:04:09 PM
Yeah, I'm out Chris Johnson, Ray Rice, Joe Flacco and Mike-Sims Walker.  :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on October 25, 2009, 02:21:34 PM
Yeah, I'm out Chris Johnson, Ray Rice, Joe Flacco and Mike-Sims Walker.  :'(

You're still up 20 moon points, and you're winning right now!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 25, 2009, 02:23:14 PM
Up 29.42 to 2.50 so far.  :rock

If I win Pee Dee should be forced to watch nothing but straight porn with skinny white chicks for a month.  Also, no black dudes.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 25, 2009, 02:38:04 PM
Facing Madden's Musky Taint is like having a bye week.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 25, 2009, 02:57:31 PM
smh

Clearly the fix is in
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on October 25, 2009, 03:43:57 PM
of COURSE Schaub is gonna be on fire today. :lol

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 25, 2009, 04:00:45 PM
132.44 to 33.20 now.  I would be beating him even worse if I had started Steve Slaton.  :punch
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 25, 2009, 04:06:29 PM
Triumph, you truly are a great American.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 25, 2009, 04:19:17 PM
No, THIS is a great American:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/kinglaserface.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 25, 2009, 04:31:45 PM
Oh well, at least I didn't start Maroney at RB
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 25, 2009, 05:09:16 PM
[youtube=560,345]1W2As7LQUgc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 25, 2009, 05:10:26 PM
of COURSE Schaub is gonna be on fire today. :lol



Yeah, but Cassell has thrown 3 INTs! And your TE just got 30 points!

... not looking good for me. :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 25, 2009, 05:40:54 PM
Man, this is fucked. The west coast CBS affiliates are broadcasting Bills/Panthers over Raiders/Jets, the only stream I can find has no sound, and I can't even find a local radio station that is covering the game :lol

edit: Jesus, it's not even out of the 1st and JaBootysweat has thrown 2 INTs. I guess I'm not missing much
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 25, 2009, 05:52:18 PM
This Saints / Fins game is like sweet, sweet Mana being injected into my sports soul
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on October 25, 2009, 06:16:26 PM
This Saints / Fins game is like sweet, sweet Mana being injected into my sports soul

lies! it's terrible! :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 25, 2009, 06:34:03 PM
Looks like my hopes of making a comeback in the 4:20pm games were fools gold
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on October 25, 2009, 06:58:38 PM
:drake
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 25, 2009, 07:26:21 PM
Jesus Christ Cutler sucks balls.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 25, 2009, 08:57:36 PM
Fuck the Dolphins. Seriously.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlackMage on October 25, 2009, 09:02:42 PM
I whooped ass in my other fantasy league.. you would all fear me there!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on October 25, 2009, 09:04:13 PM
Fuck the Dolphins. Seriously.

:rock
GO GIANTS!!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 25, 2009, 09:26:08 PM
Fuck the Dolphins. Seriously.
:rofl

Which one of you guys has Drew Brees?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 25, 2009, 09:26:30 PM
Fuck the Dolphins. Seriously.

:rock
GO GIANTS!!

Yes :punch

Fuck the Dolphins. Seriously.
:rofl

 :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on October 25, 2009, 09:53:29 PM
Fuck the Dolphins. Seriously.
:rofl

Which one of you guys has Drew Brees?

I do. My whole squad is Saints-centric.  :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 25, 2009, 11:06:49 PM
Most of my team under-preformed today, wow. Even my bench players produced nil. I would have lost to everyone except Madden's Musty Taint. smh

wtf @ Jay Cutler.  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 25, 2009, 11:07:31 PM
:bow Steelers :bow2
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 26, 2009, 12:38:34 AM
The bad news is that I'm not going to beat Pee Dee by the 100 points that he deserves to get smoked by.  The good news is that I'm about a seven point performance from Chris Cooley tomorrow night away from dropping 200 on his face.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 26, 2009, 12:49:52 AM
smh @ my receivers  :lol  :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 26, 2009, 12:50:43 AM
FML
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlackMage on October 26, 2009, 12:56:45 AM
Most of my team under-preformed today, wow. Even my bench players produced nil. I would have lost to everyone except Madden's Musty Taint. smh

wtf @ Jay Cutler.  :lol

yeah it was a close game!!.. i bet
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 26, 2009, 10:24:05 PM
Jason Campbell :lol 1 interception and 1 fumble in 1 minute. What a pro

edit: (http://i36.tinypic.com/71rzie.jpg)
:rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlackMage on October 26, 2009, 10:32:06 PM
Man, what happened to Colt Brennan?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 26, 2009, 10:43:45 PM
He's not even on the 53-man roster.

Anyway, touchdown! Yay!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on October 26, 2009, 11:19:48 PM
Washington's defense hasn't been this bad since the British burned down the White House. Fuck this shit.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 27, 2009, 12:18:38 AM
Washington's defense hasn't been this bad since the British burned down the White House. Fuck this shit.

It's still the best in the NFC East, even after this game. Obviously the team has coverage issues, but they're pretty good.

The offense is probably the worst I've seen since Spurrier's FUN AND GUN offense took the NFL by storm!

... At any rate, this is pretty bad. Snyder is on the verge of losing his fanbase, and I'm not even confident that getting a bonafide GM will change a lot of people's minds. Some fans are calling FedEx Field - itself - cursed, and the reason for the team's woes.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 27, 2009, 12:40:18 AM
Campbell looks like he runs in slow-mo
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 27, 2009, 01:05:12 AM
DeSean Jackson having a great game smh.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 27, 2009, 01:38:25 AM
Man, was Gruden campaigning for a job or what? He handled the Redskins with kid gloves.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 27, 2009, 01:39:19 AM
Dirty South Failures...I proposed a trade

Assuming Zorn is done, who do you like to replace him Willco?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 27, 2009, 01:46:00 AM
They let Gregg Williams go, who is the person they should have hired in the first place. I think you need a coach capable of pushing the players, and it'd probably have to be someone like Cowher.

If it's a non-capped year, they need to dump everyone off the roster except most of the defense, Santana Moss and Chris Cooley. I'm talking everyone. Spend all draft picks on the offensive line, and pray a "game manager"-type quarterback (Kyle Orton) hits the market and can tend to the franchise while developing an answer for the position.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on October 27, 2009, 01:49:43 AM
I'm good with that PD. Have fun with Eli :P
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 28, 2009, 03:11:23 AM
Everyone should veto Phoenix Dark's trade for Maurice Jones Drew. That's absurd.

... a QB that's not even in the Top 10 for one of the best RBs in fantasy football? That's insane.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 28, 2009, 03:24:34 AM
Haters gon hate
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mandark on October 28, 2009, 03:44:25 AM
Warner's the 16th ranked QB right now, and Jones-Drew is the 2nd ranked RB.

I generally don't like vetoing trades but yikes.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 28, 2009, 03:58:15 AM
Hopefully the commissioner will step in and put an end to this ruse!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 28, 2009, 04:16:29 AM
Obstructionist bastards

seemed like he was in need of a QB this so took a shot in the dark. Plus, my normal "stock up with whoever is playing the Lions" plan won't work this week since St. Louis sucks and should lose, so I figured "stock up with whoever is playing the Titans" would be a nice fallback strategy  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 28, 2009, 09:01:59 AM
I guess my vote was the deciding one, and I voted against it.  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mandark on October 28, 2009, 09:30:00 AM
This seems to happen a lot.

Whoever can identify the Isaiah Thomas of their fantasy league and trade with him first has a big advantage.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on October 28, 2009, 10:51:14 AM
ice cold
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 28, 2009, 11:05:02 AM
This seems to happen a lot.

Whoever can identify the Isaiah Thomas of their fantasy league and trade with him first has a big advantage.
:lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 28, 2009, 12:47:17 PM
From JasonA's Facebook (a fellow acquaintance and Redskins fan):

(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs115.snc3/16260_195184837563_598707563_4010464_7796734_n.jpg) (http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs115.snc3/16260_195185062563_598707563_4010465_6570827_n.jpg)

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 28, 2009, 01:27:59 PM
Whoever can identify the Isaiah Thomas of their fantasy league and trade with him first has a big advantage.
:lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on October 29, 2009, 03:11:31 AM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=Ak0r3lyaICgVniemh5wDtzQ5nYcB?slug=dw-vegasnfl102709&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

:rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: etiolate on October 29, 2009, 04:05:48 AM
Quote
The sports books are having an impossible time finding anyone to bet on a St. Louis or Oakland.

I bet its just Al and Rush betting every week.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 29, 2009, 09:42:09 AM
... At any rate, this is pretty bad. Snyder is on the verge of losing his fanbase, and I'm not even confident that getting a bonafide GM will change a lot of people's minds. Some fans are calling FedEx Field - itself - cursed, and the reason for the team's woes.

I heard Danny Snyder's scouring the bingo parlors for an elite GM even as we speak!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on October 29, 2009, 12:35:45 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=Ak0r3lyaICgVniemh5wDtzQ5nYcB?slug=dw-vegasnfl102709&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

:rofl

yep. time to stick it to the bookies fellows; bet faves when playing Oak, Stl, Tam, etc.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on October 29, 2009, 02:12:36 PM
Stolen but  :lol

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/nursetpd/TSB/Sherm_Lewis_Playbook.gif)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 29, 2009, 02:58:49 PM
 :(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on October 29, 2009, 03:21:26 PM
 :lol the 49ers aren't much better so I don't have much room to talk.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 29, 2009, 03:30:24 PM
I'm so glad almost everyone's favorite teams are varying degrees of shit; it makes me feel better about being a Raiders fan
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 29, 2009, 05:11:18 PM
The Falcons and Patriots are both pretty good this year.  :smug
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 29, 2009, 05:21:05 PM
I'm so glad almost everyone's favorite teams are varying degrees of shit; it makes me feel better about being a Raiders fan

Last year was hell for me. This year I can hold my head up knowing my team might suck, but so do most people's teams
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Dickie Dee on October 29, 2009, 06:56:56 PM
Quote
Even British Able To See Holes In Buccaneers' Defense

October 29, 2009 | Issue 45•44 | Onion Sports

LONDON—Despite their lack of experience watching American football and their unfamiliarity with all but the most basic principles of the sport, the local crowd attending the NFL game at London's Wembley Stadium Sunday had little trouble identifying key weaknesses in the Buccaneer defense as the Patriots cruised to a 35-7 victory. "My word, that safety-man has lost contain yet again, and the Bucs are just getting—what's the word?—blocked right off their feet on nearly every play," attendee Martin Hollings said as Patriots running back Laurence Maroney broke free for a 14-yard run. "Oh, I say, poor show…. These chaps are in fact allowed to use their hands, are they not? Because you certainly could not tell by watching them." In a related incident, BBC commentators claimed they meant no offense and were attempting to compliment wide receiver Wes Welker by saying the Tampa Bay secondary "made [Welker] look like Pelé out there."
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 01, 2009, 11:36:00 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4613549

Quote
Two women, including his former wife and a recent girlfriend, say that Oakland Raiders coach Tom Cable has a history of violent behavior toward women.

In separate interviews with ESPN's "Outside the Lines", Sandy Cable and Marie Lutz say that Cable hit them during relationships dating back more than 20 years.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 01, 2009, 11:50:23 AM
He also broke the jaw of Al Davis' snitch, so I'm willing to overlook a little domestic abuse. 2 isolated incidents in over 20 years isn't so bad, right?

The Falcons and Patriots are both pretty good this year.  :smug
Who's the Falcons fan?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on November 01, 2009, 11:58:52 AM
Triumph, you need to stop rooting for the f'n spawn of Satan. You actually have your own white QB now.

What you got today guys?

I got first halves for:

Det
Chi
Dal
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 01, 2009, 12:04:27 PM
Triumph, you need to stop rooting for the f'n spawn of Satan. You actually have your own white QB now.
Oh, now I get it. What a cheater
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 01, 2009, 12:12:51 PM
Triumph, you need to stop rooting for the f'n spawn of Satan. You actually have your own white QB now.

Oh, now I get it. What a cheater

I've always kind of liked the Pats, tho- I first started seriously paying attention to the NFL when they won their first SB.  Back then the Falcons weren't really good; for fucks sakes, we STILL haven't had back to back winning seasons in Atlanta yet, although most likely that's going to end this year.  By comparison the Pats were and still are a model franchise, and I like winning.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Dickie Dee on November 01, 2009, 12:24:41 PM
I've always liked the Pats too. All the the Anti-Brady Force always struck me as playa-haters.

I wanted them to complete the perfect season.  :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 01, 2009, 12:29:37 PM
I had Brady, Moss and Welker on my fantasy team for that 18-1 season.  :lol  So gross.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2009, 12:39:42 PM
Triumph is admitting he's a fair weather fan  :violin

Local sports radio has been crucifying Calvin Johnson all week due to him saying he wouldn't play if he didn't feel close to 100%. He's the best player on the team, I certainly don't want to see him getting injured for a team with 1 win; if he was healthy I'd guarantee a win today. He's not Mr. Glass ala Charles Rogers.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 01, 2009, 12:40:43 PM
I'm projected to beat PD, which means I'm going to lose.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 01, 2009, 12:46:16 PM
Triumph, you need to stop rooting for the f'n spawn of Satan. You actually have your own white QB now.

Oh, now I get it. What a cheater

I've always kind of liked the Pats, tho- I first started seriously paying attention to the NFL when they won their first SB.  Back then the Falcons weren't really good; for fucks sakes, we STILL haven't had back to back winning seasons in Atlanta yet, although most likely that's going to end this year.  By comparison the Pats were and still are a model franchise, and I like winning.
I was actually ecstatic to see the Patriots topple the Rams (:-X), so I can't fault you there. And I guess all the Pats fans paid their dues with 18-1
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 01, 2009, 12:51:46 PM
My family is from St. Louis, so I used to root for them (when they weren't playing the Redskins) until they became The Greatest Show on Turf and everyone liked them. I imagine that it's the same for some of the Pats' semi-fans.

Unlike the Rams, the Patriots became a legitimate dynasty and while they're not unstoppable terrors anymore (there was a time period where teams were afraid to play Brady and Belichick), they are still one of the better teams in the league. Their GM and coaching situation is pretty great, and they've got a Hallf of Famer taking snaps.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: E-DuB on November 01, 2009, 01:01:15 PM
From JasonA's Facebook (a fellow acquaintance and Redskins fan):

(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs115.snc3/16260_195184837563_598707563_4010464_7796734_n.jpg) (http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs115.snc3/16260_195185062563_598707563_4010465_6570827_n.jpg)

:rofl :rofl :rofl

That is bloody awesome
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 01, 2009, 01:04:01 PM
Brady is so dreamy.  :heartbeat

How can anyone hate him.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on November 01, 2009, 01:11:48 PM
I've always liked the Pats too. All the the Anti-Brady Force always struck me as playa-haters.

I wanted them to complete the perfect season.  :'(

I was so happy when the Giants spoiled their perfect season. I've never been huge on the pats, and I went to high school with Kevin Faulk.

I don't really hate dark lord Tom Brady though. they are a really good club. I tend to dislike pats fans. growing up with the saints, every Louisiana football fan had a backup team or two to root for. most gravitated towards teams with players from the area; the pats (Faulk), the panthers (Jake Delhomme), or rarely the Colts (Brandon Stokley - now bobblin it up for Denver lol). most are familiar with the fact that southern football fans can be horrible, and louisiana ranks up there with the best (worst?) of them. just look at LSU. most of these assholes started loving the pats (only after they started dominating though, haha). they are obnoxious and fickle, and the area has tons.

I don't think it's a totally local phenomenon though. today's pats fans are like the cowboys fans of the 80's/90's.


Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2009, 01:14:28 PM
Eli Manning  :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on November 01, 2009, 01:21:09 PM
Eli Manning  :'(

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

spoiler (click to show/hide)
he'll bounce back.
[close]
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Dickie Dee on November 01, 2009, 01:25:45 PM
I've always liked the Pats too. All the the Anti-Brady Force always struck me as playa-haters.

I wanted them to complete the perfect season.  :'(

I was so happy when the Giants spoiled their perfect season. I've never been huge on the pats, and I went to high school with Kevin Faulk.

I don't really hate dark lord Tom Brady though. they are a really good club. I tend to dislike pats fans. growing up with the saints, every Louisiana football fan had a backup team or two to root for. most gravitated towards teams with players from the area; the pats (Faulk), the panthers (Jake Delhomme), or rarely the Colts (Brandon Stokley - now bobblin it up for Denver lol). most are familiar with the fact that southern football fans can be horrible, and louisiana ranks up there with the best (worst?) of them. just look at LSU. most of these assholes started loving the pats (only after they started dominating though, haha). they are obnoxious and fickle, and the area has tons.

I don't think it's a totally local phenomenon though. today's pats fans are like the cowboys fans of the 80's/90's.




I've never had a consistent team in all my time. I've always been cursed with picking them while they are just breaking out of their underdog status and then abandoning them once the bandwagon gets rolling. Maybe there's some money to be made in this but I haven't found out how yet. :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 01, 2009, 01:28:45 PM
El-oh-el at my starting quarterbacks:

K. Orton passed to K. Moreno to the right for 9 yard loss. K. Moreno fumbled. T. Suggs recovered fumble
M. Schaub passed to S. Slaton to the left for 5 yard gain. S. Slaton fumbled. M. Stroud recovered fumble
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2009, 01:33:34 PM
I like the Pats, they're the best organization in football. I was a big Brady fan during his Michigan years, and even shook his hand :bow

But I haven't jumped on the bandwagon. I respect/like em, root for them often, but unlike Triumph I do have some self respect  :american
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 01, 2009, 01:38:46 PM
Quit lying, you're a Lions fan.  You don't have ANY kind of respect.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 01, 2009, 01:54:09 PM
So, will there be a touchdown in the STL-DET game today?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2009, 02:25:19 PM
Eli is making my trade look like a bad idea  :lol

Blackmage is up on Willco but it should be temporary. How does someone start a QB on a bye week?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 01, 2009, 02:28:42 PM
Excessive celebration has to be the most ridiculous rule ever
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Beezy on November 01, 2009, 02:32:41 PM
Are the Giants really this shitty or are the Eagles just that good?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2009, 02:46:30 PM
My point out-put has been atrocious lately. sigh
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2009, 03:49:34 PM
smh  :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 01, 2009, 03:50:31 PM
You still have a lot of guys that haven't played yet...I guess...
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 01, 2009, 04:01:58 PM
I am losing to Blackmage. :lol

Schaub and Orton tanked today. I can't believe I listened to the "experts" and benched Flacco.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 01, 2009, 04:03:54 PM
Holy shit @ the Eagles game. Giants exposed :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 01, 2009, 04:04:30 PM
Dallas Cowboys :rock
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 01, 2009, 04:09:37 PM
Noooooooo!  Damn the Lions, St. Louis looked like it was the best contender to go 0-16 this year.  Now my hopes are pinned on the Bucs.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 01, 2009, 04:12:51 PM
I am losing to Blackmage. :lol

Schaub and Orton tanked today. I can't believe I listened to the "experts" and benched Flacco.

Imagine if he was actually starting another QB or picked up some decent defensive players.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2009, 04:55:17 PM
Blackmage isn't going to win, he'll run out of points soon, with one QB active.

edit: fucking Rivers, get the ball to Gates. The Raiders must ooze a shit so severe it makes the opposing team shitty as well
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 01, 2009, 04:56:23 PM
Mandark pulled a blackmage this week.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 01, 2009, 06:13:58 PM
Yeah, I'm lucky. Schaub and Orton went a combined 400 Yds and 2 INTs (Zero TDs). Mike-Sims Walker and Greg Jennings, two of my leading point getters, have totaled a combined five points in our fantasy format. :lol

My team is so bad today. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 01, 2009, 06:24:06 PM
My team is so bad today. :lol

Don't worry; you'll score 200 points next week against me.  :gloomy
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 01, 2009, 06:25:47 PM
Our matchup favors you.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 01, 2009, 06:30:05 PM
You're projected to score eight more points than me.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 01, 2009, 06:33:39 PM
Projections are meaningless. My fantasy wild child, Chris Johnson, is facing off against the 49ers, so I expect him to be contained. Flacco and Rice square off against the Bengals, which kept both of them shut down in their previous encounter. And Schaub plays against Indy, which also has a pretty good pass secondary.

The only shot I have is that all three of my wideouts are playing awful teams, so maybe I can get points there.

The matchups favor you.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 01, 2009, 06:37:23 PM
I'm starting Cutler, and he's worse than Hitler. So no.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 02, 2009, 03:49:50 AM
Ever since that picture of Eli lobbing a ball with his eyes closed (bracing himself for a hit from a defender), It feels like Eli has lost his mojo. Its like Ricky Bobby and racing, Eli needs daddy to take him out back and throw some footballs through some tires or something.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2009, 02:35:42 PM
Seems like the Lions might be done this season. The same penalties and idiotic play remains to kill us, and I wonder if the team feels they've achieved something with the one win. The Browns are atrocious, I think we can win...but after the St. Louis disaster I'm no longer confident about anything.

Also I really fucked up my fantasy team this week with last second changes. Switching out Jeremy Maclin or Donnie Avery and Brandon Jacobs or Ricky Williams lost me the game; I would have still been down, but Chris Lofton would be in position to put me over Cajole tonight.

He'd have to have an epic game to get me the win tonight.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2009, 02:36:28 PM
Lofton usually puts up double digits for you. It will be close.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2009, 02:39:00 PM
I'd need 17 points from him. He put up 16 for me against New England so I still have a chance, I just doubt it

fuck, why did I trade anything to BlackMage  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 02, 2009, 02:40:24 PM
If you beat me, I will fucking cry. :(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2009, 02:40:51 PM
I traded for Orton, who amassed a measly 8 points yesterday. Westbrook is still out from his concussion, but he was always meant to be a bench player.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2009, 02:46:33 PM
My QB play was atrocious this week. 5 INTs from Warner, 2 from Manning. If they had decent games I would have definitely won this week.

Trading away DeSean Jackson also fucked me. I'm gonna try to get him back. Moss is so fucking inconsistent I really can't afford it


Edit: Willco, I was actually thinking about trying to get Orton from you until yesterday
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on November 02, 2009, 02:55:35 PM
the saints have to torch the falcons for me to beat Malek.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2009, 02:57:48 PM
Edit: Willco, I was actually thinking about trying to get Orton from you until yesterday

I don't think yesterday devalues him much as a solid fantasy contributor. The Ravens pass defense was underrated, and Orton actually looked good (I watched the game), but his receivers were dropping balls like crazy. Marshall, in particular, would stop accelerating in the middle of the field once he got hit by Ed Reed. His receivers were just scared.

I wouldn't trade him, though. I got him for the long haul, in case Flacco or Schaub go down.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 02, 2009, 11:38:19 PM
So, why did the Giants trade away Shockey again?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2009, 11:38:45 PM
He's injury prone, expensive and they have Kevin Boss.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2009, 11:42:26 PM
And he's inconstant. That being said, why didn't I fucking start him this week...oh yea, Gates was playing Oakland and I expected a big game.  :'(

5 more points from Lofton and I win. Come on dammit  :lol

edit: sigh, what a horrible week
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 02, 2009, 11:50:53 PM
At least you didn't just lose by one point after scoring 164 like Malek.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2009, 11:54:17 PM
Holy shit! Poor, Malek. He's going to make me pay hard next week. :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 02, 2009, 11:55:10 PM
He's going to have more total points than PD, yet he will be 2-6 while PD will be 6-2.

Wait, nevermind, it updated today. Still, such bad luck.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 02, 2009, 11:56:23 PM
Hey, I think after this week I'll still be second place in total fantasy points, but in fourth place.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2009, 11:59:09 PM
Malek got Mandark'd
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 02, 2009, 11:59:23 PM
He's injury prone, expensive and they have Kevin Boss.
Definitely prone to injury, but I'm still not sold on Boss. Then again, I haven't seen many Giants games since their 07-08 playoffs run.

And lol @ Falcons, etc
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 03, 2009, 12:04:27 AM
Fantasy sucks about as bad as reality.  :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2009, 12:08:37 AM
Hey Alaka, you want Shockey?  :-*
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 03, 2009, 12:14:15 AM
This is insane
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 03, 2009, 12:29:52 AM
Blackmage is our own lil' 2008 Lions.  Keep the streak alive!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 03, 2009, 12:31:20 AM
Imagine if any of my QBs had bother to play on Sunday!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 03, 2009, 12:36:04 AM
Why didn't I start Brit Faaaaaarvreverevere  :-\ :(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 03, 2009, 12:37:33 AM
Trade him to me, Malek.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2009, 12:42:02 AM
I remember planning on taking Farve with one of my last draft picks for lols. Didn't work out  :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 03, 2009, 12:47:38 AM
I remember planning on taking Farve with one of my last draft picks for lols. Didn't work out  :-\

That is actually why i picked him. And I just can't force myself to make him a starter. Sure, Cutler is worse than Hitler, but is he worse than Favre?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2009, 12:59:29 AM
 :lol

I probably would have started Cutler too. Cleveland sucks ass, it wouldn't be unreasonable for Cutler to blow them out the water at home. Didn't happen though
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on November 03, 2009, 01:00:15 AM
:rofl

**sorry Malek**

*edit2* BM has Jones-Drew! lolollz
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2009, 01:25:02 PM
lol brady
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2009, 02:13:08 PM
God's QB :bow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2009, 02:28:58 PM
Man, Malek got handed an easy win today.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 08, 2009, 02:35:41 PM
Man, Malek got handed an easy win today.

He does deserve some luck, I think.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2009, 02:37:27 PM
I guess, I've got Ray Rice, Matt Schaub and Joe Flacco combining for like 3 points. :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2009, 02:55:50 PM
Who knew I'd be better off starting Kyle Orton (against PIT) and Matt Cassell this week? :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlackMage on November 08, 2009, 04:10:19 PM
god dammit i actually tried this week :\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2009, 04:36:40 PM
I can't believe the Lions are winning. Hassleback should be torching us  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlackMage on November 08, 2009, 04:41:10 PM
I can't believe the Lions are winning. Hassleback should be torching us  :lol

seahawks o-line is so shit
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2009, 04:51:58 PM
You have many players in late games BM, there's still hope
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2009, 05:23:28 PM
Holy hell, DeAngelo Hall is throwing a fit in the Redskins locker room, threatening Falcons coach Mike Smith. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 08, 2009, 05:29:57 PM
Holy hell, DeAngelo Hall is throwing a fit in the Redskins locker room, threatening Falcons coach Mike Smith. :lol

Meangelo lol

Smith wasn't even ever Hall's coach, what a turdgobbler.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2009, 05:53:08 PM
It had nothing to do with his time in Atlanta, he's accusing Smith of grabbing him and talking mad shit in his face mask when he was in that scuffle near the Falcons' sideline.

HE IS CALLING THE COMMISSIONER, HE SAYS.

"HE KNOWS WHERE TO FIND ME, HE KNOWS WHERE TO FIND ME!"
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 08, 2009, 07:12:37 PM
Man, Malek got handed an easy win today.

Doesn't look that way now.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2009, 07:19:05 PM
Stafford :usacry
5 INTs
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 08, 2009, 08:21:49 PM
We won a game!

It's not saying much, but...
:piss Lions :piss2
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 08, 2009, 08:23:31 PM
I wish I could turn into a real giant and take a huge shit on Meadowland Stadium.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2009, 08:37:47 PM
151 points and I still have a QB/WR combo on monday :bow

What's up with the Giants?

Vince Young :bow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 08, 2009, 08:47:19 PM
Dallas Cowboys :rock
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on November 08, 2009, 08:47:24 PM
man, saints sucked today. ugly win.  :(

fantasy decimated. CC beat me twice.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 08, 2009, 10:10:09 PM
Vince Young :bow

Vince Young just wins games.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2009, 10:29:56 PM
Who is worse than Hitler - Romo or Cutler?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 08, 2009, 10:38:22 PM
Romo
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2009, 10:57:00 PM
The whole stadium was yelling, "Dallas sucks!" and then McNabb gets intercepted. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 08, 2009, 11:26:38 PM
:bow Miles Austin :bow2
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 09, 2009, 12:03:25 AM
Vince Young :bow

Vince Young just wins games.

:bow
Looking at the schedule, the Titans could win their next three games; two (Bills and Texans) at least. The Arizona game could be a shoot out that goes either way.

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 09, 2009, 08:07:39 PM
I can't post in the gaf nfl thread so for tonight

GO STEELERS :rock
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2009, 12:03:25 PM
Falcons' coach Mike Smith was fined $15,000 by the NFL commissioner for his confrontation with Redskins CB DeAngelo Hall.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 12, 2009, 12:04:42 PM
There are probably easily enough fans in Atlanta who would give Smitty a dollar each to more than make up for that.  Hall isn't well liked down there.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2009, 12:07:39 PM
Haynesworth was also fined $7k, for something I guess.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on November 12, 2009, 07:06:37 PM
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I forgot the 49ers were playing tonight. Doesn't look like much MW2 is going to be played.  :(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2009, 07:18:13 PM
Dude, it's the 49ers. They're going to lose anyway, come play Modern Warfare 2.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 12, 2009, 09:05:07 PM
Cutler is worse than hitler.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 12, 2009, 09:22:11 PM
see above post.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on November 12, 2009, 09:37:13 PM
Dude, it's the 49ers. They're going to lose anyway, come play Modern Warfare 2.

It's mah team yo.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 12, 2009, 10:45:11 PM
wtf Cutler  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 12, 2009, 10:46:49 PM
He really is worse than Hitler.  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 12, 2009, 10:57:58 PM
Who is worse than Hitler - Romo or Cutler?

At least Romo only threw ONE interception.  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 12, 2009, 11:00:06 PM
One more INT and he'll tie Stafford's INTs from last week  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 12, 2009, 11:06:17 PM
Bears should get Grossman back.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 12, 2009, 11:11:23 PM
(http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/LOL-DARK-SULK.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 12, 2009, 11:14:16 PM
1st and 32 :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on November 12, 2009, 11:23:12 PM
49ers win ugly.  :(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on November 12, 2009, 11:28:58 PM
He really is worse than Hitler.  :lol

:lol

also, fuck Davis.  Worthless.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 13, 2009, 06:14:10 PM
worse than 20 hitlers
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2009, 08:42:28 PM
Worse than Hitler with AIDS, having his way with your mother.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 15, 2009, 03:05:37 PM
I think the best part about Steelers games is watching shitbag Roethlisberger get sacked in the redzone. I can't wait for them to lose to the Bengals again; no one in the GAF thread brings the asspain like harSon
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 15, 2009, 03:27:20 PM
harSon is the worst Steeler fan ever, and I'm a huuuuge Steeler fan.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 15, 2009, 03:36:06 PM
10 minutes ago it looked like I possibly had an easy win this week. Goddamn it.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 15, 2009, 03:59:54 PM
Yeah, he is pretty unbearable.

Time to see if Roethlisberger can stop sucking ass and put together a 2 minute drill. Also, Bengals are officially my new backup team
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 15, 2009, 04:02:33 PM
Roethlisberger is worse than Adolf Cutler.

That trade didn't work out.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 15, 2009, 04:03:23 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl Nearly sacked on 2 plays (one of them on 4th and 10!) and almost an interception as well. Oh man
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 15, 2009, 04:17:35 PM
Dear Football God,

Please let us not get slaughtered today.

Thanks,
Seahawk Fan
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2009, 06:19:23 PM
BlackMage is about to win lol

also...fuckin lions
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 15, 2009, 06:58:21 PM
lol romo

lol cowboys
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 15, 2009, 07:07:46 PM
Is there no penalty if challenging a call when you don't have a challenge? Seems like a free time.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on November 15, 2009, 07:13:45 PM
man, scary game for the saints. played the wrong people in fantasy as well. :lol

good jon cajole~
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 15, 2009, 07:14:54 PM
You had a godawful week, really.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 15, 2009, 07:34:59 PM
What an awful fantasy week. The first time I bench Sims-Walker, he outscores Ochocinco, Romo and Cassel combine for like 27 points, Orton threw for 2 TDs on my bench and one of my safeties was two of my three safeties were inactive. :-\

Good job, Maurice.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2009, 08:26:35 PM
Chris Johnson was a beast today, holy shit.

I would have started Cassel over Orton as well. Sure Washington sucks but they've given the least pass yards to opposing teams this season.

That Pitt/Cincy game was brutal. Glad I didn't start Mendenhall.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 15, 2009, 08:31:09 PM
give me back favre, Maurice.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 15, 2009, 09:55:43 PM
Another week, another win bitches.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2009, 10:24:35 PM
Moss :bow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 15, 2009, 11:38:58 PM
Why did I decide not to watch this SNF game? Fucking WOW. So awesome. Fuck you Belichick. Fuck you Brady.

Tears of joy am falling on keyboard.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 15, 2009, 11:39:10 PM
PATRIOTS :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 15, 2009, 11:43:02 PM
Best choke since 18-1
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2009, 11:43:53 PM
:usacry  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 15, 2009, 11:47:10 PM
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/pics/belichickface.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hollywood on November 15, 2009, 11:55:45 PM
What an amazing game. Colts down 17 several times in the game, including start of the 4th quarter and everytime Peyton drove them down the field with ridiculous fury and kept it within a couple possessions. AMAZING game. Game of the year. And the epic distinguished mentally-challenged decision to go for it on 4th down. They got stuck with a bad spot but it still didn't look like he got it, there's no way it would have been overturned but I'm sure Patriots fans will whine and bitch about it.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on November 16, 2009, 12:08:37 AM
I tuned in and the score was 24-7 and I tuned right back out. Just loaded espn.com and see that the Colts won? :o

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on November 16, 2009, 12:17:11 AM
Wow, just saw the highlight. Was that Belichick or Charlie Weis who called that 4th down play?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 16, 2009, 12:37:25 AM
Belichick. See above screengrab of him near tears
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlackMage on November 16, 2009, 01:12:43 AM
I WON!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on November 16, 2009, 06:06:59 PM
Yes the pats/coltz game was amazing, but goddamn ESPN, there must be a 6 inch deep level of jizz on the floor of the studio for the amount of coverage. Fuck
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 18, 2009, 11:53:41 PM
Raiders have finally decided to bench JaMarcus for the rest of the season. Now, if only they* hadn't cut Garcia after the preseason like dipshits

*By "they" I obviously mean Al Davis
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2009, 12:26:41 AM
He'll find a way to throw INTs from the bench
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 19, 2009, 03:20:52 PM
That is phenomenal.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2009, 04:23:52 PM
After a heavy dose of sports radio I'm beginning to agree with his call. Manning is nigh unstoppable at home, and giving him a chance to beat you rarely ends well. If Brady makes the play (well he did make the play, his received bobbled the ball thus causing the yards) most people would be praising The Hoodie for a ballsy call
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 19, 2009, 04:26:50 PM
I don't really have a problem with THE CALL per se (and Belichek has made similar calls in the past) but why not throw to someone a little deeper?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2009, 04:32:21 PM
Slightly deeper sure; uber deeper would be even more dangerous, although I'd imagine the defense wouldn't be anticipating another bomb to Moss on a 4th down.

If the guy doesn't bobble the ball he gets the yards, Pats win.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2009, 12:06:17 AM
Ricky Williams :bow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mandark on November 21, 2009, 01:06:42 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmonsnflpicks/091120


Bill Simmons writes a big column whining about Belichick going for it.  I don't think I've ever read a worse misuse of statistics.

His second argument is basically this:  "Because the Colts had already scored on long drives twice in that quarter, it was much less likely that they would do it again, because nobody does that kind of thing three times."  I kid you not.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 21, 2009, 01:12:24 AM
True story- haven't read a Simmons column in about two years.  Good years.  LOFTY years.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 21, 2009, 02:15:56 AM
Bill Simmons is actually the reason why I don't visit ESPN.com anymore. I'm not kidding either. I get ALL my sports information for other sources.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 21, 2009, 02:16:25 AM
he just got suspended lolol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 21, 2009, 11:04:55 PM
Packers fans can't even get away from Favre talk in Iraq, it seems.  Iraqi detainees are taunting Wisconsin guardsmen about Favre. (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Iraqi-detainees-taunt-Wisconsin-soldiers-about-B;_ylt=AtZ0zPimBlqoJIpkycdxCG45nYcB?urn=nfl,203985)

Quote
"They know Favre by name," said First Lieutenant Tim Boehnen, who is from New Richmond, Wis.

"One of the big words they know now is shenanigan.  They'll constantly talk about 'Favre shenanigans,' 'He's so good for the Vikings,' and 'The Packers have got to really feel bad about that one.'  "

:lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 21, 2009, 11:22:04 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 21, 2009, 11:26:55 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmonsnflpicks/091120


Bill Simmons writes a big column whining about Belichick going for it.  I don't think I've ever read a worse misuse of statistics.

His second argument is basically this:  "Because the Colts had already scored on long drives twice in that quarter, it was much less likely that they would do it again, because nobody does that kind of thing three times."  I kid you not.

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I am not disputing the numbers or the methods for achieving them. But by Monday night, based on various columns and message boards (as well as e-mails to my reader mailbox), you would have thought Belichick was a genius for blowing the game. He played the percentages! It wasn't as crazy as it looked! By this logic, Belichick also should have held a loaded pistol to his head on the sideline, spun the chamber and tried to shoot himself like Chris Walken in "The Deer Hunter." If those 1-in-6 odds came through and he succeeded, we could have said, "Hey, he played the percentages: 83.6666 percent of the time, you don't die in that situation! You can't blame him for what happened!"

FoC is writing his columns now?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mandark on November 21, 2009, 11:29:48 PM
Packers fans can't even get away from Favre talk in Iraq, it seems.  Iraqi detainees are taunting Wisconsin guardsmen about Favre. (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Iraqi-detainees-taunt-Wisconsin-soldiers-about-B;_ylt=AtZ0zPimBlqoJIpkycdxCG45nYcB?urn=nfl,203985)

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"They know Favre by name," said First Lieutenant Tim Boehnen, who is from New Richmond, Wis.

"One of the big words they know now is shenanigan.  They'll constantly talk about 'Favre shenanigans,' 'He's so good for the Vikings,' and 'The Packers have got to really feel bad about that one.'  "

:lol

That is excellent.





Malek:  After reading the whole thing, which do you think are worse, Simmons' metaphors or his use of stats?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 21, 2009, 11:34:09 PM
Wild Card: His belief that Russell was a better basketball player than Chamberlain.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Kestastrophe on November 22, 2009, 01:41:53 PM
Christ, the Lions are making Brady Quinn look like Peyton Manning. Its already 24-3 and he has three passing touchdowns lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 22, 2009, 01:47:34 PM
FUCK.MY.LIFE.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 22, 2009, 02:20:49 PM
Forgot to check my team the past few days. Malek wins.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2009, 02:58:09 PM
Epic game between the Lions and Browns :rock
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 22, 2009, 03:35:08 PM
As much as I love the Steelers, harSon week in and week out reminds me how much I hate their fans.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on November 22, 2009, 03:55:01 PM
For fucks sake.  Someone get Mora the hell out of Seattle and bring in Cowher.

I don't want any Mora this shit.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 22, 2009, 04:04:34 PM
:piss Redskins :piss2
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 22, 2009, 04:17:02 PM
:piss Steelers :piss2

fixed
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 22, 2009, 04:20:10 PM
Brett Favre = MVP?

 :yuck
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2009, 04:24:26 PM
LIONS WIN
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 22, 2009, 04:32:47 PM
AGAINST THE BROWNS
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 22, 2009, 04:37:39 PM
Great start for Sanchez and the Jets. sigh
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 22, 2009, 05:06:28 PM
kill me

not that i expected anything else
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 22, 2009, 05:13:12 PM
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2009, 05:54:19 PM
fuck, I have so many points on the bench

anyway LIONS :bow

Lions/Browns game>>>Indy/NE game. What an exciting finish
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 22, 2009, 05:57:02 PM
KC beat the Steelers? OLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 22, 2009, 06:56:57 PM
4 INTs for the Sanchize
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 22, 2009, 06:58:48 PM
That scramble and thrown interception by Sanchez was so f'n bad. Throw that shit away!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 22, 2009, 06:59:57 PM
Yeah, I have no idea what the fuck he was thinking.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on November 22, 2009, 07:06:33 PM
Season's over, fuck it. Sanchize better dramatically improve next year. Embarassing
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 22, 2009, 07:07:15 PM
I mean, the season was over when they lost last week, but this shit is just embarrassing, like you said.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2009, 07:27:30 PM
Sanchize  :'(
Stafford :bow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on November 22, 2009, 07:48:42 PM
roll saints. :bow2

jets game was painful to watch.

going to the saints/pats game. should hopefully be totally insane.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 22, 2009, 07:51:25 PM
And all is well for my Steelers, since the Benglols lost to the Raiders.  AFC West > AFC North this week.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2009, 08:43:15 PM
Triumph is gonna lose this week :bow
Cajole is gonna lose this week :bow

once again the head oreo in charge stands alone atop the standings :bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 22, 2009, 09:41:08 PM
Top 2 AFC East losing to the bottom 2 AFC West :rofl

I could take a bath in harSon's tears right now.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 22, 2009, 09:46:14 PM
There's a huge amount of bickering between the Steelers faithful on GAF, its fucking delicious.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 22, 2009, 09:47:11 PM
Top 2 AFC East losing to the bottom 2 AFC West :rofl

I could take a bath in harSon's tears right now.

AFC North, Optimo.

And the bickering between the Steelers fans is fucking pathetic.  bionic and Spectral Glider are the only guys who I take serious there.  harSon is a fucking disgrace to Steeler fans.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 22, 2009, 09:50:08 PM
Actually, I shouldn't call it bickering. Yeah, its more Steelers fans against harSon.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 22, 2009, 10:17:19 PM
Triumph is gonna lose this week :bow
Cajole is gonna lose this week :bow

once again the head oreo in charge stands alone atop the standings :bow :bow :bow

I'm not worried- Willco's team has to perform, and we all know how that goes.

Plus, if Mandark hadn't forgotten about the league you would probably have lost this week.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2009, 10:26:29 PM
If Mandark had payed attention I would not have taken so many risks with my team - ie I would have started Ward and Boldin, and won regardless
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 22, 2009, 11:00:10 PM
"If I just wanted to win by a LOT well then I would have done THIS hurr hurr"
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 22, 2009, 11:31:34 PM
lol Cutler lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 22, 2009, 11:31:52 PM
I'm sitting here watching the Bears/Eagles game and they show a replay of a dropped pass, but during the play the Eagle's player almost pulls off the Chicago's receivers pants. There was some serious cheek action going on. :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 22, 2009, 11:38:18 PM
Made this just now

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2lxa3gj.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 22, 2009, 11:39:03 PM
That's so good. I laughed for a minute straight.

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 22, 2009, 11:44:42 PM
Top 2 AFC East losing to the bottom 2 AFC West :rofl

I could take a bath in harSon's tears right now.

AFC North, Optimo.
My bad, I still have a nice benzo buzz going

Made this just now

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2lxa3gj.jpg)
:lol Omg
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 22, 2009, 11:53:38 PM
I'm sitting here watching the Bears/Eagles game and they show a replay of a dropped pass, but during the play the Eagle's player almost pulls off the Chicago's receivers pants. There was some serious cheek action going on. :rofl

Courtesy of DMczaf on GAF

NSFW

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:rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 22, 2009, 11:56:36 PM
I'm sitting here watching the Bears/Eagles game and they show a replay of a dropped pass, but during the play the Eagle's player almost pulls off the Chicago's receivers pants. There was some serious cheek action going on. :rofl

Courtesy of DMczaf on GAF

NSFW

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[close]

:rofl

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 23, 2009, 12:18:48 AM
I'm sitting here watching the Bears/Eagles game and they show a replay of a dropped pass, but during the play the Eagle's player almost pulls off the Chicago's receivers pants. There was some serious cheek action going on. :rofl

Courtesy of DMczaf on GAF

NSFW

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[close]

:rofl
Damn. Nikka's got cakes
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 23, 2009, 12:08:47 PM
(http://i722.photobucket.com/albums/ww221/Slapaho2009/dat_ass.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 23, 2009, 09:56:08 PM
holy fucking shit @ Chris Johnson
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 23, 2009, 11:43:04 PM
Vince Young just wins games.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 23, 2009, 11:44:27 PM
Texans' kicker should be put on suicide watch
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 23, 2009, 11:48:59 PM
Vince Young: 4-0 :bow

haters gon hate
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on November 24, 2009, 09:41:20 AM
Vince Young just wins games.
Kris Brown just misses field goals. :smug
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 24, 2009, 04:03:31 PM
1.     CreedComback09 (Phoenix Dark)     9-2-0     .818     1764.88     W-3 
2.    God Emperor Goodell (Card Cheat)   8-3-0    .727    1948.24    L-1    
3.    ErinAndrews'Peephole (Cajole)    8-3-0    .727    1677.74    L-1    
4.    Hebrew Dynamite (Willco)   7-4-0    .636    1793.94    W-1    
5.    Dirty South Failures (Akala)   6-5-0    .545    1563.96    W-1    
6.    Winnipeg Blue Balls (Malek)   3-8-0    .273    1711.64    W-1    
7.    Raljon City Council (Mandark)   2-9-0    .182    1569.04    L-4    
8.    Madden's Musky Taint (BlackMage)   1-10-0    .091    1203.64    L-1    

:bow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 24, 2009, 04:11:22 PM
Poor Malek. Has the fourth highest-scoring team in the league, but a 3-8 record.

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on November 24, 2009, 04:15:07 PM
It's too bad i missed the draft for EB football. I would have kicked ass and taken names =)

I'm 1st and 3rd in my two leagues.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 24, 2009, 04:30:07 PM
Poor Malek. Has the fourth highest-scoring team in the league, but a 3-8 record.



I've scored 53 fewer points than PD, who is leading!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 24, 2009, 04:37:07 PM
It's too bad i missed the draft for EB football. I would have kicked ass and taken names =)

I'm 1st and 3rd in my two leagues.

I'm 1st and 3rd in my two leagues too. :P

But I missed the draft for the other league -- the one I'm 1st in. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 24, 2009, 04:56:17 PM
Poor Malek. Has the fourth highest-scoring team in the league, but a 3-8 record.



I've scored 53 fewer points than PD, who is leading!

I'm Vince Young. I just win games
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 24, 2009, 06:01:12 PM
Poor Malek. Has the fourth highest-scoring team in the league, but a 3-8 record.



I've scored 53 fewer points than PD, who is leading!

I scored almost 200 points MORE and I'm still in second.  That's ok, I'm gonna fix that in week 14 by whipping the shit out of PD again.  Gonna end up looking like a race crime.  :punch
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on November 24, 2009, 06:16:20 PM
It's too bad i missed the draft for EB football. I would have kicked ass and taken names =)

I'm 1st and 3rd in my two leagues.

I'm 1st and 3rd in my two leagues too. :P

But I missed the draft for the other league -- the one I'm 1st in. :lol

Hah.

My 14 person league is the league I'm first in. I had such a shitty draft, but some of my moves ended up panning out which saved me. I went two WRs with my first 2 picks -- 10 and 18th (Andre J, Moss) -- then went with Marshall with my 3rd, and drafted two QBs in a row: Matt Ryan and Joe Flacco.

Taking Ryan and Flacco I knew would fuck someone in the league, considering there are only about 12 serviceable fantasy QBs. Sure enough someone was starting Stafford, and he had Chris Johnson, Thomas Jones and Jonathan Stewart as his RBs, so I offered him Flacco for Chris Johnson and he took it (CJ had a horrible first week and TJ and JS were relatively decent). Later on I flipped Donald Driver for Todd Heap (didn't pan out). I also drafted Sidney Rice, and that was some lucky shit.

So my lineup right now, as it stands, is:

QB: Matt Ryan
RB1: Chris Johnson
RB2: Beanie Wells/Ahmad Bradshaw/Donald Brown
WR1: Randy Moss
WR2: Andre Johnson
TE: Todd Heap
K: Nate Kaeding
WR/RB: Brandon Marshall/Sidney Rice
DEF: GB/Ari

My WRs singlehandedly win games for me. Oh, and Chris Johnson of course  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 24, 2009, 06:39:22 PM
We only have 8 teams in this league, but we start 2 QBs cause we're manly.  Having played in 2 QB leagues before, I knew this would make the position that much more valuable and drafted Brady and Rivers 7th and 10th respectively.  My team rules, largely because Cedric Benson has panned out.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 26, 2009, 09:00:01 PM
:bow MILES AUSTIN :bow2
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 26, 2009, 09:14:54 PM
:bow MILES AUSTIN :bow2

Austin's a beast. :rock
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on November 26, 2009, 10:35:40 PM
some be fantasy beasting for turkey day~
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 27, 2009, 02:38:55 AM
thank god i didn't start Eli Manning  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on November 28, 2009, 12:43:19 PM
thank god i didn't start Eli Manning  :lol

Ben is out.  :dizzy
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 28, 2009, 01:24:28 PM
Seriously, what happened with the Giants? It's like that rapefest in New Orleans totally deflated them
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2009, 06:00:35 PM
Wow I'm in trouble. Roflesburger is out, Warner is questionable, Peterson might be questionable...fuck. I just picked up Alex Smith and I might have to get another QB just in case Warner doesn't start.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 28, 2009, 06:35:53 PM
The best part about the Roethlisberger debacle is that their regular backup QB is injured as well, so the third string guy will be starting:
Quote
Dennis Dixon, who has attempted one pass in his two seasons, will start.
:rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 28, 2009, 06:52:09 PM
ouch, the Ravens will eat him alive.

They'll be running the ball a lot, and I do have Mendenhall...but eh, dunno. Ravens rush defense is good and they won't have to worry about Dixon beating them. Could be an ugly game
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 28, 2009, 08:17:47 PM
smh

Steelers will probably be done after Sunday night  :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on November 29, 2009, 10:01:48 AM
Please Jesus let the Seahawks lose to the Rams so they can dismantle the entire organization this offseason.  Ruskell, Mora, etc. need to fucking go.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 29, 2009, 12:21:44 PM
Practically every game this weekend looks like it's going to suck ass except for MNF
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on November 29, 2009, 12:29:24 PM
which I'm going to! GO SAINTS! city will explode with a win. :rock

 probably not watching too much TV today, putting up lights/etc. will maybe have it on in the background all day though, and check up on the fantasy periodically to see how PD is doing.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 29, 2009, 01:24:31 PM
Has Indy's defense even taken the field yet?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 29, 2009, 01:57:45 PM
which I'm going to! GO SAINTS! city will explode with a win. :rock

 probably not watching too much TV today, putting up lights/etc. will maybe have it on in the background all day though, and check up on the fantasy periodically to see how PD is doing.

No point in checking. Warner is out and I can't pick up another QB off waivers before 4pm, so I'm going to lose bad. Horrible luck
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 29, 2009, 02:16:12 PM
Yeah, I'm fucked in my other league with regards to Warner. Goddamn it. On the other hand, I'm crushing that league, so whatever.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on November 29, 2009, 03:32:04 PM
Matt Ryan bummed out in Q1. You have hope PD.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 29, 2009, 03:33:51 PM
That Saints/Pats game will be amazing live.

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 29, 2009, 03:39:34 PM
Schaub :rofl A pick and a fumble on back-to-back drives to guarantee the choke
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 29, 2009, 03:48:38 PM
We're gonna win a game! Oh my God!!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 29, 2009, 04:03:37 PM
We're gonna win a game! Oh my God!!
:rock

Anything that ensures St. Louis gets the #1 pick instead of the Lions is fine with me
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 29, 2009, 05:28:25 PM
There's Cutler's weekly interception
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 29, 2009, 05:28:39 PM
lol cutler
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 29, 2009, 05:39:05 PM
Aaaaaaand number 2. That one wasn't really his fault, though
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 29, 2009, 06:26:16 PM
The refs are making it rain!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 29, 2009, 07:10:19 PM
:bow OMG VINCE "Just Wins Games" YOUNG :bow2
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 29, 2009, 07:10:46 PM
VINCE YOUNG MVP
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 29, 2009, 07:11:37 PM
VINCE YOUNG JUST WINS FOOTBALL GAMES I TELL YOU
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 29, 2009, 07:13:53 PM
Vince Young beats Matt Leinhart in the last seconds again. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 29, 2009, 07:16:46 PM
I will laugh if the Titans make it to the postseason after an 0-6 start.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 29, 2009, 07:28:08 PM
I love this bit from Young's Wikipedia entry:

Quote
Upon announcing the change, Fisher further stated: ""I'm still in Kerry Collins' corner because I don't believe that our record is a reflection of the quarterback play," Fisher said. "It's a reflection of the team play. I'm still in his corner, but we've decided to go ahead and make this change."[48]

After their abysmal start, the Titans have won all five of the games with Young as quarterback.

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on November 29, 2009, 08:26:08 PM
:bow 49ers. Alex Smith looks pretty good when there is no pass rush.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bocsius on November 29, 2009, 09:27:50 PM
Brett Favre, 392 yards, 3 TDs, 0 picks

If you're keeping score at home, that's 24 touchdowns on the year and only 3 interceptions.

 :bow Old guys :bow2
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mandark on November 29, 2009, 11:16:10 PM
Kinda ironic that after years of being stroked, Favre finally manages to get the media to turn on him a bit, only to play so well that those ridiculous levels of praise would actually be deserved.



Oh, and sorry about turning into that guy who conveniently forgets about the league when his fantasy and real teams both suck.  I'm trying to play spoiler the rest of the way, though it looks like I'm the beta Jew this week.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 29, 2009, 11:20:18 PM
You could probably end up winning. Benching Manningham and McCoy was a mistake.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 29, 2009, 11:21:48 PM
Aikman was unbearable today. "I don't mean to dick ride Favre but wow, that was an amazing play!"
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 29, 2009, 11:53:59 PM
Steelers :rofl

I hope tomorrows game is as epic :punch (with a positive outcome of the Saints losing)

Aikman was unbearable today. "I don't mean to dick ride Favre but wow, that was an amazing play!"

Its funny how former Cowboy Daryl Johnston is infinitely better than Troy Aikmen, as far as being a commentator.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 30, 2009, 03:22:38 AM
Chances of Brady accumulating less than 18 points tomorrow: 0%

:(

And can't believe Favre's QB rating is 112. What the fuck. He's never had a season over 100 before!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 30, 2009, 03:27:40 AM
Hey, don't feel bad. Mandark waited until TODAY to actually play, and now our match is essentially a wash. If one of his IDPs has a spectacular game, I'm done.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2009, 07:44:38 AM
I'm up by 38 and have Moss tonight. Akala has Brees, Colston, and Pierre Thomas. If NE can stifle the NO offense I'll win, but I can't say I'm confident right now.

I'd be dead if Matt Ryan didn't get hurt yesterday  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on November 30, 2009, 10:42:07 AM
I'm up by 38 and have Moss tonight. Akala has Brees, Colston, and Pierre Thomas. If NE can stifle the NO offense I'll win, but I can't say I'm confident right now.

I'd be dead if Matt Ryan didn't get hurt yesterday  :lol

yeah, luck was on your side with that one. made it close though. I need NO to crush in so many ways.

we are going to the game with two painted face new england fans, so there is a chance I'll be on tv lol. they are bad fans though, so I want to see bitter tears! it's gonna be cold and rainy afterward, a giant bourbon street party after a win would be totally insane. I just hope it's a good game, and not a blowout either way. well, a saints blowout would be allright, I guess. :P
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 30, 2009, 01:13:54 PM
No matter the outcome, one side is going to be shedding the bitter tears. I've already unleashed mine last Thursday.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2009, 09:09:56 PM
lol brady
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 30, 2009, 09:12:44 PM
Negative points through the 1st quarter? I HAVE A CHANCE
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2009, 09:17:49 PM
just give me 1 TD for Moss god dammit Brady

then throw a couple more INTs so Triumph loses again
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 30, 2009, 09:18:42 PM
Mandark might be able to win tonight.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2009, 09:20:50 PM
aannnnd i'm fucked
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on November 30, 2009, 09:21:17 PM
Man, this is going to be a good game.  Lots of O, not much D.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 30, 2009, 09:22:51 PM
I need welker to do well or i won't win by 150
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2009, 09:24:45 PM
There should be an investigation into The Commish's decision to trade Welker. Either a bonehead move, or there's money under the table
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 30, 2009, 09:30:56 PM
It's too bad Malek is out of contention or he could demolish us in the postseason the way he is playing.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 30, 2009, 09:32:30 PM
It's too bad Malek is out of contention or he could demolish us in the postseason the way he is playing.
The 00s brought us Cutler

40s >>>> 00s
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 30, 2009, 09:32:48 PM
You make a valid argument.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 30, 2009, 09:33:46 PM
On the other hand, I kept Favre on the bench all season.

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2009, 09:37:18 PM
Pats secondary is looking...Lions-esque
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 30, 2009, 10:03:34 PM
This game is living up to the hype so far.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 30, 2009, 10:21:02 PM
What a terrible challenge
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2009, 10:27:10 PM
Patriots and imploding, what the fuck

just get the ball to Moss cotdammit
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 30, 2009, 10:29:52 PM
Patriots and imploding, what the fuck

just get the ball to Moss cotdammit

they listened to you!

Now tell flannel girl to come over
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 30, 2009, 10:30:02 PM
just get the ball to Moss cotdammit
Mother fucker.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 30, 2009, 10:33:24 PM
fffuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on November 30, 2009, 10:36:13 PM
I left the bar early. Are the pats still getting owned?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 30, 2009, 10:36:47 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=18697678&postcount=4280
:lol

I left the bar early. Are the pats still getting owned?
Yes. Kinda. Still up 14 and having 5-play drives
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 30, 2009, 11:15:59 PM
:spitzer Tom Brady :spitzer
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 30, 2009, 11:17:08 PM
:rofl Brady.

I'm asking Santa for an undefeated Saints/Colts Superbowl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 30, 2009, 11:28:11 PM
Brady nooooooooooo

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 30, 2009, 11:38:58 PM
BRADY FACE ALL OVA' MY DICK

Smug Pats fans put in their place
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 01, 2009, 03:54:10 AM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I'm going to be in 2nd while having less total points than Malek.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 01, 2009, 04:01:23 AM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I'm going to be in 2nd while having less total points than Malek.

Figures.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 01, 2009, 04:04:02 AM
The 00s have redeemed themselves this year.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 01, 2009, 10:00:22 AM
While I'm always happy when Maurice loses, that puts Akala just one game behind me. If Cajole beats me this weekend, Akala could get into the postseason by beating me in our last match up. :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 01, 2009, 10:12:42 AM
Fortunately I get blackmage next week, and then get to finish the season by having my way with Maurice again.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2009, 11:09:48 AM
I'm fucked if my QBs are still injured. Horrible week for me  :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 01, 2009, 12:25:01 PM
OMG
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 01, 2009, 12:44:51 PM
That's right, if you run the table, you beat me to the postseason. It's going to be a tight race!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 01, 2009, 01:11:23 PM
How had I never seen this GIF before?

(http://i.tsn.com/i/photos/20091019/127031.gif)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 01, 2009, 01:16:31 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 01, 2009, 01:18:35 PM
LSUfreek is legendary.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 01, 2009, 01:18:48 PM
:rofl

What movie is that from?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 01, 2009, 01:19:18 PM
(http://i.tsn.com/i/photos/20091201/130570.gif)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 02, 2009, 01:55:58 PM
I think I've finally recovered enough to be coherent. Fantastic game/night, although I remember less from the fourth quarter onward than I probably should.

(http://i45.tinypic.com/2089m4o.jpg)

(http://i47.tinypic.com/2ly351d.jpg)

Topped everything off with a trip to Cafe Du Monde the next morning before getting out of town. Hadn't eaten anything in 24 hours at this point.

(http://i48.tinypic.com/295tl7c.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 03, 2009, 07:51:12 PM
Eli Manning is a dick. :lol

New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning acknowledged Thursday that the autograph on the wall of the visiting locker room at Cowboys Stadium is authentic.

Dallas Cowboys linebacker Bradie James considers the signature a form of taunting, much like Giants running back Brandon Jacobs postgame dance on the star at midfield after New York's 33-31 victory in the grand opening of the $1.2 billion stadium. The autograph was accompanied by the score of the game and "First win in the New Stadium."

"We won't forget that," said James, a defenisve captain who ranted Wednesday about his dislike of the Giants. "It just makes for a more intense game."

Manning confirmed that the signature was his, but he said he didn't intend the autograph as a taunt. He said he just granted the request of a locker room attendant.

"Yeah, it's a pretty common thing," Manning told reporters at the Giants' practice facility. "I was asked to sign it, it wasn't like I just went there and signed it. I didn't have a pen on me or anything. It was all supplied."

Cowboys coach Wade Phillips said he "didn't think it was a great thing to do" and seemed puzzled by Manning's explanation.

"Things come back around in this league," Phillips said.

Manning did not seem concerned when told that the Cowboys were using his autograph as motivational fodder.

"Yeah, I kind of heard a few things about it,'' Manning said. "I figure they'll eventually get over it."
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 03, 2009, 07:55:32 PM
:rofl

Dunno whether to start his inconsistent ass or risk starting Warner, who's coming off a concussion.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: twerd on December 03, 2009, 08:48:22 PM
:rofl

Dunno whether to start his inconsistent ass or risk starting Warner, who's coming off a concussion.

Warner.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 03, 2009, 08:50:59 PM
Isn't the bagboy still a gametime decision though? Roll with Eli.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
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[close]
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 03, 2009, 09:36:04 PM
Hey dudes, I need some fantasy advice.

Set up:  money league.  Dynasty league.  Get to keep up to 10 players.  Start 2 QBs.  My qbs are Tom Brady (yay) and Jay Cutler (not so yay).  The presence of Cutler has destroyed my team this year.  Here are the offers I have from various teams:

Tom Brady for Peyton Manning
-or-
Brady and Cutler for Rivers and Palmer

Or I guess I could do nothing.  I'm kind of in a position to play kingmaker between the top 2 teams in the league as Brady has a nice playoff schedule.  Really, the only player worth as much as Brady is Manning... but I keep going back to wanting to just get rid of Jay Cutler.  The Bears are never going to cough up enough money to put a good o-line and decent receivers around him, and that's kind of what he needs to produce I guess.  God I hate Jay Cutler.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 03, 2009, 09:37:17 PM
God I hate Jay Cutler.

.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 03, 2009, 09:38:49 PM
Imagine if he was fucking you out of money.  MONEY.  I love money.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 03, 2009, 09:40:11 PM
Imagine if he was fucking you out of money.  MONEY.  I love money.

Worse than Hitler confirmed.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 03, 2009, 10:13:57 PM
I'd trade Brady for Peyton in a flash.

IDK if I'd trade for the other. then again, I'm starting Vince Young this week, so not sure how much you want to listen to me. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 03, 2009, 10:18:15 PM
I'd trade Brady for Peyton in a flash.

IDK if I'd trade for the other. then again, I'm starting Vince Young this week, so not sure how much you want to listen to me. :lol

He just wins fantasy match ups.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 03, 2009, 10:35:55 PM
that's what I'm hoping. :rock

weren't all that many options left, really.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 03, 2009, 11:26:52 PM
Vince against the Colts? I'm a fan of his but eh, I have a feeling Ten is gonna get destroyed
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 04, 2009, 12:26:41 AM
eh, it's a gamble. all of my backups are busts, and decent QB's get locked up pretty quick in a 2 QB league. I was kinda surprised young Vince was available. should make it interesting.

alea iacta est.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2009, 01:20:28 PM
I tried picking him up before our match lol, but the waiver period was over. I would have lost regardless tho

I think Malek is gonna beat me  :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 04, 2009, 07:00:13 PM
I think Malek will finish the season strong. I still can't believe you traded Favre for Rofflesburger when you were beasting.

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 04, 2009, 07:10:54 PM
 :dur
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2009, 07:41:03 PM
shhhhh!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 04, 2009, 08:04:28 PM
I read that. Commish, I move to dock Maurice ten points.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 04, 2009, 08:06:15 PM
I read that. Commish, I move to dock Maurice ten points.

DENIED!


...we should dock him at least 20.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2009, 08:08:36 PM
The funny thing is that I would have beat Willco even without Favre  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 04, 2009, 08:08:42 PM
I think backhanded, secret trade deals might warrant the DELETION OF HIS ACCOUNT.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 04, 2009, 08:15:29 PM
Both trades were approved!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2009, 08:18:18 PM
The bigger crime here is that I traded Visanthe Shiancoe to Malek and he hasn't started him once.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 04, 2009, 08:20:09 PM
I do have Jason Witten
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 06, 2009, 11:42:51 AM
Juice now has the edge today. DeAngelo Williams is out, so my deadly combo is down to just Chris Johnson.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 06, 2009, 01:46:08 PM
Good God, if I would ever meet harSon in real life I would have a hard fucking time not cockslapping him.

"I've lost all faith in my team..."

dear lord, at least have the balls to stay confident for a struggling team
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 06, 2009, 03:18:50 PM
Juice now has the edge today. DeAngelo Williams is out, so my deadly combo is down to just Chris Johnson.

I think we're both having a pretty bad week.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2009, 03:32:21 PM
Good God, if I would ever meet harSon in real life I would have a hard fucking time not cockslapping him.

"I've lost all faith in my team..."

dear lord, at least have the balls to stay confident for a struggling team

To be fair, you guys are struggling against the Raiders...at home
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 06, 2009, 03:34:28 PM
Come on saints! Trap game total. :(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 06, 2009, 03:34:42 PM
Good God, if I would ever meet harSon in real life I would have a hard fucking time not cockslapping him.

"I've lost all faith in my team..."

dear lord, at least have the balls to stay confident for a struggling team

To be fair, you guys are struggling against the Raiders...at home

I may have to side with PD on this one.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 06, 2009, 03:37:57 PM
lol steelers lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2009, 03:41:24 PM
Ochocinco is making Louis Delmas and the Lions is bitch  :'(

edit: Palmer INT yay I guess

edot: lol steelers
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 06, 2009, 03:49:49 PM
You won, Schaub got injured and McCoy has bombed. :(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 06, 2009, 03:50:24 PM
Hey, the entire AFC North struggles against the Raiders.  Same with the Eagles!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2009, 03:52:18 PM
Roflesburger to Ward :bow

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 06, 2009, 03:57:27 PM
Worthlessberger is still one of the best 2-minute QBs in the league, concussion or not :bow2
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 06, 2009, 04:09:49 PM
CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY

:piss Steelers :piss2 :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2009, 04:10:09 PM
Steelers  :lol
Patriots  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 06, 2009, 04:11:29 PM
poor brady
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 06, 2009, 04:11:54 PM
I just can't help but think that if Troy were playing, we would've won at least two of the last four games.

Fucking Steelers  :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2009, 04:39:45 PM
oh shit overturned
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 06, 2009, 04:42:42 PM
He was clearly down. Shit's fixed
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 06, 2009, 04:52:58 PM
FAILskins amirite
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 06, 2009, 04:55:52 PM
You won, Schaub got injured and McCoy has bombed. :(

It'll probably end up closer than you think.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 06, 2009, 04:58:49 PM
holy shit.

whew dat.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 06, 2009, 05:03:49 PM
You won, Schaub got injured and McCoy has bombed. :(

It'll probably end up closer than you think.

Nah, you got Miles Austin, which negates any points I get from Romo. And you also got L.T., who might have a career day against a team as bad as the Browns. Good win to you.

I can only hope DeAngelo Williams and Schaub heal up before my bout with Akala.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 06, 2009, 05:15:18 PM
LT is doing NOTHING
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 06, 2009, 05:21:14 PM
Oh, BrandNew, you rip on harson, and then you post this on Facebook:

"I give up on my team."

He was just ahead of the curve.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 06, 2009, 05:22:56 PM
Yes but we lost to the Raiders, completely justified.  I actually WAITED until the game was over  :-*
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 06, 2009, 05:24:26 PM
Why the fuck do I even have the Steelers defense in my other fantasy league. They gave me 3 points against the RAIDERS. So fucking dropped.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 06, 2009, 07:23:17 PM
And the Willco-Cajole matchup comes down to E.J. Henderson versus Jared Allen...
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 06, 2009, 07:30:09 PM
Hawks!!! :rock

:piss 9'ers :piss2
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on December 06, 2009, 07:39:17 PM
:piss 49ers :piss2

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 06, 2009, 07:40:22 PM
Our division sucks so much. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 06, 2009, 07:54:18 PM
:punch NEW.YORK.GIANTS :punch

They need to win next week and then they'll have a fighting chance
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on December 06, 2009, 07:59:28 PM
Our division sucks so much. :lol
If the 49ers won today and next week, they would have won the division and go to the playoffs. Not this year. :maf
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2009, 08:44:19 PM
god damn greedy ass Farve why are you passing for TDs from the 3 yard line. give the ball to Peterson  :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 06, 2009, 10:05:03 PM
From the GAF thread

(http://i49.tinypic.com/29uxhkg.gif)

:rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 06, 2009, 10:23:52 PM
GODDAMMIT MALEK

WHY MUST YOU KEEP LETTING MAURICE WIN

Having this cock knocker finish in first is an affront to football.  Fortunately, after I whip his ass again next week he'll be back in a subservient position, as God intended.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 06, 2009, 10:35:01 PM
Favre about to go nuclear.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 06, 2009, 10:42:31 PM
From the GAF thread

(http://i49.tinypic.com/29uxhkg.gif)

:rofl

awesome.

And PD had a pretty damn good week, Triumph. I'm just amazed that I'm going to be in second still.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 06, 2009, 10:44:21 PM
Sure, blame me and not the guilty parties, Jay Stalin and Brett Hitler.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2009, 12:03:41 AM
GODDAMMIT MALEK

WHY MUST YOU KEEP LETTING MAURICE WIN

Having this cock knocker finish in first is an affront to football.  Fortunately, after I whip his ass again next week he'll be back in a subservient position, as God intended.

I would have beaten every team in the league this week, don't hate  :pimp

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on December 07, 2009, 09:33:26 AM
Actually saw that Skins-Saints game live. Skins fans were great. Shame what happened though. I kept drunkenly yelling to Skins fans that they had the fake black Jesus.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 08, 2009, 08:03:10 AM
 :o

Close one Mandark!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 10, 2009, 10:54:22 PM
Brady Quinn is worse than Cutler
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 10, 2009, 11:12:09 PM
...Worthlessberger is worse than both. 8 sacks :rofl Fatass has been concussed into mediocrity.

I can't believe Steelers are going to miss the playoffs
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2009, 01:28:52 AM
Roflesburger let me down smh. And Mendenhall smh

Triumph is gonna win
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 11, 2009, 01:31:07 AM
mah team  :'(

Oh well, season's over for us, might as well start rooting for the Saints.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 11, 2009, 02:52:44 AM
Pittsburgh cost me my second pick 'em elimination league victory. How the fuck do you lose to the Browns?

... Well, Akala. The playoffs are down to just you and me this weekend. I guess we were destined for this.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 11, 2009, 07:36:08 AM
Roflesburger let me down smh. And Mendenhall smh

Triumph is gonna win

AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON YOU

If I beat you we'll be playing again next week in the first round of the playoffs as the 2nd and 3rd seeds in the playoffs, so I can finish the hat trick and stomp you a 3rd time.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on December 11, 2009, 09:05:41 AM
Good thing I'm not a betting man. I'd have lost my shirt last night. wtf steelers?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on December 11, 2009, 11:26:09 AM
Stolen form gaf but I lol'd.
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2a9a55f.gif)
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2009, 11:46:50 AM
They didn't have Ward but still...it's the fucking Browns. At least they fall further away from the top pick in the draft  :o

Ndamukong Suh :bow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 11, 2009, 01:12:11 PM
They didn't have Ward but still...it's the fucking Browns. At least they fall further away from the top pick in the draft  :o

Ndamukong Suh :bow

...is gonna be a Ram or a Buc.  Don't wish being on the Lions on that poor dude.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2009, 01:26:25 PM
true. Peterson would probably be in a wheelchair if we had drafted him
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 11, 2009, 02:54:38 PM
Steelers fans falling back on their Superbowl win. If all else fails :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 11, 2009, 03:55:31 PM
Well, I know I'm happy that we won two super bowls this decade  ???

Just as I'm sure you're proud of winning one as well.  We ALL are proud for your winning that super bowl, fuck da patriots
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 11, 2009, 04:07:52 PM
Well, I know I'm happy that we won two super bowls this decade  ???

Just as I'm sure you're proud of winning one as well.  We ALL are proud for your winning that super bowl, fuck da patriots

No doubt but calling back to the previous Super Bowl when talking about the current Season is a bitch move. I remember the Giants dropping out of the Playoffs after their Super Bowl season and taking the hate. All bout' the here and now.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 11, 2009, 04:44:38 PM
Oh I'm not gonna spin anything.  We suck shit this year.  It's just odd, considering we have nearly the same talent as last year.  We'll bounce back next year, most likely.  Just need to make some coaching changes (FIRE BRUCE ARIANS)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 11, 2009, 04:54:13 PM
I don't think you guys "suck shit" per se, you're just inconsistent and most of the team seems like they're kind of pussies without Troy whatshisname around to motivate them with his gorgeous, flowing locks.

I mean, let's be serious here- it's not like you guys are the REDSKINS or anything!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 11, 2009, 04:56:24 PM
I wish I could be part of the CBS Broadcast crew so I can use the special effect overlay and add sparkly golden curly cues to  Polamalu's hair.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 11, 2009, 05:16:57 PM
Yeah, I can almost guarantee that we would've won three or four of the last five games if Troy was playing.  Most of those losses were 4th quarter fuck ups on the D–Troy would've done something.  Anything.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 11, 2009, 05:37:06 PM
You definitely would have won the Oakland game, where BRUCE "THE POLISH RIFLE" GRADKOWSKI dropped 3 td's on you guys in the fourth quarter.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 11, 2009, 05:54:47 PM
And probably the Bengals and Ravens game as well.

edit: if Dixon wasn't playing the latter game, I'm confident we would've won.  He did well until the second half, then shit a brick at the worse possible moment.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 11, 2009, 07:42:43 PM
BRUCE "THE POLISH RIFLE" GRADKOWSKI

 :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 11, 2009, 07:59:39 PM
Akala, you got a boost. Mike Sims-Walker is down with a calf injury.

Our game is probably the most epic regular season game in our league.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 11, 2009, 08:07:56 PM
Akala, you got a boost. Mike Sims-Walker is down with a calf injury.

Our game is probably the most epic regular season game in our league.

I dunno, me almost whipping an until then undefeated Maurice's ass by nearly a 100 points was pretty awesome... although your game does have playoff implications.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 11, 2009, 08:09:03 PM
True.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 11, 2009, 08:18:09 PM
Prince Vince is allegedly skirting a knee injury.

If last week's falcons show up on sunday, I'll have a good day. I'm going even more saints-intensive than usual! I think our game will be pretty close though. hope anyway. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on December 12, 2009, 07:42:27 AM
Good thing I'm not a betting man. I'd have lost my shirt last night. wtf steelers?


i beg to differ, there were some nice bets to be had there if you knew the odds.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 12, 2009, 02:54:44 PM
The GAF thread is hilarious. Steeler fans are calling back to the ol' days where Steel workers had to flee Pittsburgh and look for work elsewhere. And thus began the spread of douchiness. A distinguished history, surely!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 12, 2009, 03:05:30 PM
It's really disturbing how invested some of these people (not just Steeler fans obviously) are in the success of their teams. bionic said the Superbowl win was the proudest moment of his life -- no bullshit :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 12, 2009, 03:20:56 PM
sports + nerds = usually best to ignore.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 12, 2009, 03:35:32 PM
The GAF thread is hilarious. Steeler fans are calling back to the ol' days where Steel workers had to flee Pittsburgh and look for work elsewhere. And thus began the spread of douchiness. A distinguished history, surely!

Well, the presence of Steeler fans in bars all around the country is no big surprise.  It's mostly Gen X'ers and Millenniums who realize that Pittsburgh is Shitsburgh and the midwest is the anus of America, despite how much they like the team.  They go other places instead.

And as for bionic, you do realize he's mostly one huge parody of sports-GAF, right?  The guy doesn't seriously believe all the shit he spews.  He's hysterical.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 12, 2009, 05:05:34 PM
The GAF thread is hilarious. Steeler fans are calling back to the ol' days where Steel workers had to flee Pittsburgh and look for work elsewhere. And thus began the spread of douchiness. A distinguished history, surely!

Well, the presence of Steeler fans in bars all around the country is no big surprise.  It's mostly Gen X'ers and Millenniums who realize that Pittsburgh is Shitsburgh and the midwest is the anus of America, despite how much they like the team.  They go other places instead.

And as for bionic, you do realize he's mostly one huge parody of sports-GAF, right?  The guy doesn't seriously believe all the shit he spews.  He's hysterical.

Its mostly harson and another dude that are talking about this. Also, yeah I find bionic funny and understand he's just over the top.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 12, 2009, 05:07:31 PM
harSon just can't get over that he's a major fair-weather fan.  I don't think I've ever seen him say positive things during games, and then afterwards all he talks about is how Ben is Christ.  He acts like he knows the team, when really he just tries to see the team he has pictured in his head.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 13, 2009, 11:22:48 AM
It comes down to today. I'll be out of the house until about 4 PM.

FINAL COUNTDOWN.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 13, 2009, 12:13:27 PM
Starting Big Ben made sense, I can't really knock myself for that; the Browns suck, Pitt needed a win to keep their hopes alive, etc; plus there was no way I'd start Eli Manning against Philly. Starting Mendenhall is what's beating me up though. I actually considered sitting Adrian Peterson so I could have Mendenhall and Jaamal Charles starting; both were playing against shitty run defenses while AP is facing Cincy's good defense. I should have started AP and Charles SMH

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on December 13, 2009, 01:08:52 PM
Holy fuck.  The Seahawks are atrocious.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 13, 2009, 01:24:05 PM
Fucking Seahawks are gonna get me beat! :punch
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 13, 2009, 01:33:07 PM
All my players collapse whenever I playing fucking Triumph. Luckily Brady is sucking for him...but then again that means  Moss will have a bad game  :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on December 13, 2009, 01:33:26 PM
Fire Jim Mora.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on December 13, 2009, 01:49:29 PM
(http://i49.tinypic.com/23uvexf.jpg)

 :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 13, 2009, 02:09:04 PM
At least they lead one category (penalties).
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 13, 2009, 02:40:19 PM
You're winning! Handsomely!

You still haven't started VD or Fitzgerald.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 13, 2009, 03:24:53 PM
someone fucking ban me for not starting Jaamal Charles. Got him off waivers only to not start him against the worst rush defense in the NFL...and then contemplated not starting Adrian Peterson so I could start Mendenhall

SMH
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 13, 2009, 03:56:17 PM
someone fucking ban me for not starting Jaamal Charles. Got him off waivers only to not start him against the worst rush defense in the NFL...and then contemplated not starting Adrian Peterson so I could start Mendenhall

SMH

Don't worry, a first round loss in the playoffs to me will be punishment enough I'm sure.

3-0 vs. Maurice this year!  Book it, bitches.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 13, 2009, 04:01:03 PM
I'm going to be the #1 seed when, if we went by overall points, I wouldn't even be in the playoffs. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 13, 2009, 04:32:09 PM
Well, I tried. Good game, Akala. Go kick some ass for me in the tourney.

The second and fourth highest scoring teams in the league won't be going to the playoffs this year!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 13, 2009, 04:36:42 PM
:bow H2H :bow2

Cajole just WINS

*loses in 1st round*
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 13, 2009, 04:50:24 PM
Well, I tried. Good game, Akala. Go kick some ass for me in the tourney.

The second and fourth highest scoring teams in the league won't be going to the playoffs this year!

still too early to call! CJ is beasting, apparently.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 13, 2009, 04:56:42 PM
Dude, I'm still losing to you and the you have Larry Fitzgerald, Vernon Davis and an IDP to play. I'm done after Romo and Johnson. I appreciate the humility, but it's done. Good game.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: twerd on December 13, 2009, 05:24:08 PM
Dallas is playing well, but they don't have the points to show for it. It's fucking ridiculous.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 13, 2009, 05:40:01 PM
Tell me about it. Romo is my starting QB. :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 13, 2009, 06:02:14 PM
Lots of poor QB play this week, damn. I just hope Warner doesn't suck too
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 13, 2009, 07:24:25 PM
(http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Eli_KTFO.gif)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 13, 2009, 07:26:16 PM
:lol

Giants better step up tonight. If they win (And the resultant Dallas loss), three NFC East teams will be tied at 8-5.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 13, 2009, 07:28:00 PM
(http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Eli_KTFO.gif)
:lol He deserves a medal for that gif
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 13, 2009, 07:29:01 PM
LSUfreek deserves a lifetime achievement award.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 13, 2009, 08:08:26 PM
I'll lose to Akala, but at least the Redskins beat the Raiders. Not a totally worthless Sunday
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 13, 2009, 08:34:45 PM
Nice pass from Vick
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 13, 2009, 08:41:50 PM
 :rofl hilarious fumble
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 13, 2009, 10:50:42 PM
 :o

@ this giants/eagles game.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 13, 2009, 10:53:14 PM
This is awesome. I don't really care who wins either way, but I'm kinda hoping for a Giants loss so we can see Eli's cry face
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 13, 2009, 11:12:20 PM
Mannings actually having a good game...

so many fucking points on my bench. I could have annihilated Triumph. I still could win but meh, doubtful  :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 13, 2009, 11:24:07 PM
Yeah, he's been pretty alright other than that distinguished mentally-challenged fumble
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 13, 2009, 11:47:35 PM
Make that 2 distinguished mentally-challenged fumbles

edit: There's Eli's sad face :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 13, 2009, 11:54:10 PM
F.M.L

Its so Eli to finish the game with a fumble or interception. Fuck that shit!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on December 14, 2009, 09:33:36 AM
It was a great game to watch. Too many turnovers killed the Giants who did play good enough to win the game.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 14, 2009, 09:24:13 PM
Arizona offense is  throwing the game god dammit!  :'(

dirty game
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 14, 2009, 09:27:13 PM
God just doesn't want you to beat me, Maurice.  Maybe you need to learn a lesson here or something.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 14, 2009, 09:32:35 PM
I found a live radio stream of the game from some Arizona station. Front page...
http://kbluam.com/LISTEN-LIVE/1355913

So far I've heard 3 "america fuck yeaaaa! buy american!" commercials  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 14, 2009, 09:36:22 PM
...

*turns radio off*

fml
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 14, 2009, 11:28:48 PM
GORE!  GORE!  GORE!

BAH GAWD KING HE'S BEEN CUT IN HALF
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 14, 2009, 11:35:10 PM
Wow, the Akala-Willco matchup is tense right now.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 14, 2009, 11:43:56 PM
so many points on the bench sheeit

edit: oh shit Willco v Akala for playoff spot
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 14, 2009, 11:44:14 PM
 :lol

told him it wasn't over!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 14, 2009, 11:46:23 PM
I was playing MW2 with Willco a couple of hours ago and he was whining about how he was going to miss the playoffs.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 14, 2009, 11:48:21 PM
Holy crap.

Yeah, I told Cajole at the half when Davis and Fitzgerald already had 11 points that the game was over. All those turnovers saved my ass! Good game, Akala!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 14, 2009, 11:49:14 PM
Now Willco will knock me out in the 1st round. Fuck.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 14, 2009, 11:49:33 PM
oh god my bench.  :-X

congrats Willco.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 14, 2009, 11:49:35 PM
My matchups aren't that favorable, it'll be tough.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 14, 2009, 11:51:19 PM
oh god my bench.  :-X

congrats Willco.

Total fluke. If it makes you feel better, I made last minute adjustments and left like 15 points on the bench.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 14, 2009, 11:54:28 PM
So it's Phoenix Dark vs Triumph in the playoffs? Awesome. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 15, 2009, 12:03:20 AM
So it's Phoenix Dark vs Triumph in the playoffs? Awesome. :lol

This should be fun.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 15, 2009, 12:25:29 AM
And one of us will be able to take him out. If he loses, either you or I will be able to beat him for third place. If he wins, either you or I will be able to beat him for first.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 15, 2009, 01:46:41 AM
I'm going to call it right now: no way I lose to Triumph 3 times in a row. I'm willing to bet a month long ban to raise the stakes, assuming Triumph agrees. For the record, Triumph has never defeated me in a ban bet competition
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 15, 2009, 02:27:42 AM
Ban bets are stupid. I will follow the Code of MrAngryFace and say that it won't be valid on this forum. Bet something cool. Like let us change your name.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 15, 2009, 02:33:29 AM
Alright :bow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 15, 2009, 02:35:29 AM
So, if Triumph agrees, he can pick your new username and tag and vice-versa.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 15, 2009, 02:37:36 AM
I propose PD's name gets changed to Chocobro with this as his avatar

(http://i49.tinypic.com/2dlrgqv.png)

As far as a tag "Brought to you by Final Fantasy 13" or "Haters gonna Kweh"
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 15, 2009, 02:47:06 AM
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on December 15, 2009, 06:37:25 AM
(http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Eli_KTFO.gif)


 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 15, 2009, 08:31:06 AM
So, if Triumph agrees, he can pick your new username and tag and vice-versa.

I like the sound of this.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on December 15, 2009, 08:46:06 AM
:bow 49ers
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Rman on December 17, 2009, 12:51:09 AM
Chris Henry is in bad shape.  Hope he pulls through.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-bengals-henry&prov=ap&type=lgns
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 17, 2009, 01:47:56 AM
holy shit I hope he pulls through
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mandark on December 17, 2009, 09:24:21 AM
Cerrato leaves the skins.  And there was much rejoicing.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 17, 2009, 09:45:01 AM
Cerrato leaves the skins.  And there was much rejoicing.

Wow holy shit.  Let's see if Dan-o puts another of his buddies in charge.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 17, 2009, 09:46:22 AM
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Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 17, 2009, 09:50:31 AM
The news gets even better:

"Now @ESPNRadio980 reporting that former Buccaneers GM Bruce Allen has been hired by the #Redskins. "

... a real GM? He's no McKay, but he's got to be better than Cerrato.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on December 17, 2009, 09:58:04 AM
Sounds like Chris Henry died.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 17, 2009, 10:24:42 AM
One life begins, another tragically taken away...
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Rman on December 17, 2009, 10:58:30 AM
How can his fiancee just leave him on the road like that?  The details are kinda sketchy as of yet, but it seems he fell of the back of his pick up truck, while she was still driving.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 17, 2009, 11:02:13 AM
To be fair, if you are driving away and someone is chasing you, I'm not sure how concerned with their well being you are.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TEEEPO on December 17, 2009, 05:32:51 PM
today is a great day  :american
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 17, 2009, 06:18:45 PM
Apparently there was a 911 call from someone who saw what happened (not the fiancee) and the caller said it looked like he was trying to break into the cab from the back of the truck.  Also, black people don't drive trucks.  Looks like THE MAN has struck again.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 17, 2009, 06:21:05 PM
Yeah, sounds like he went into a roid rage and fell off the truck as his fiancee was escaping. Since he's dead, I can't wait to see the media blame something or someone else for his behavior (NFL culture made him do it!).
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 17, 2009, 11:21:01 PM
Up almost 19 on Maurice after one game.  :punch
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 17, 2009, 11:25:33 PM
Juice is killing me. And of course, based off of everyone's recommendation, I bench Mike Sims-Walker, and he scores 15 points. Oh well, at least if you beat Maurice and Juice beats me, I'll have another chance to beat Maurice.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 17, 2009, 11:48:53 PM
Hey, you never asked me!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
...based on your match-ups, I probably would have told you to bench Sims-Walker in favor of your other receivers.  It could still turn out well for you.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on December 18, 2009, 12:23:16 AM
oh my fucking god 25 points from Dallas Clark :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2009, 12:32:16 AM
Up almost 19 on Maurice after one game.  :punch

WR vs CB  ::)

You're going to lose, might as well lower your expectations
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 18, 2009, 08:31:24 AM
Up almost 19 on Maurice after one game.  :punch

WR vs CB  ::)

You're going to lose, might as well lower your expectations

Considering the quality of my defensive players vs. yours, I'm not too worried about that either.  You're going down, Chocobro.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 19, 2009, 03:41:23 PM
Heading to the bar in a bit to watch them saints. Should be a pretty crazy night, 15-18 of us are watching the game at a bar, and then riding in a stretch Escalade 45 miles to an indian casino. Outcome of the game will dictate the mood of the ride. I hope the limo is stocked either way. :hyper

GO SAINTS.

Also, debating on wether or not to start Fitz. Apparently he's a game-time decision...then again, he's playing Detroit. May just start Crabtree lol.

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on December 19, 2009, 07:47:55 PM
Quote from: nfl.com
Heavy snow forced the 49ers-Eagles game to be moved to 4:15 p.m. ET Sunday
Looks like a heavy dose of Frank Gore tomorrow.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 19, 2009, 08:40:37 PM
:piss Tony Homo and the Cowgirls ruining the chances of a perfect Super Bowl :piss2

Saints are getting buried fast. I wonder if the refs will dig them out like they did in Washington
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2009, 08:41:43 PM
What month is it? December? Saints will be alright tonight
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Post by: OptimoPeach on December 19, 2009, 08:44:11 PM
Yeah, hopefully someone shows Romo a calendar so he can stop skeeting on these kids and get his choke on
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 19, 2009, 09:01:39 PM
Somehow, Cajole has more points from the guy who Romo is throwing to than Romo himself. :-\

Oh well, Maurice better lose so I can play him for third place.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on December 19, 2009, 09:10:37 PM
:piss Tony Homo and the Cowgirls ruining the chances of a perfect Super Bowl :piss2

Saints are getting buried fast. I wonder if the refs will dig them out like they did in Washington
The Saints have started slow for the past few weeks. There is plenty of game left.

Anyone have a better feed than this?
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.atdhe.net/11178/watch-dallas-cowboys-vs-new-orleans-saints
Veetle is ok tmk
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Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 19, 2009, 09:13:18 PM
I think that's the same one I'm using
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Post by: Brehvolution on December 19, 2009, 09:15:49 PM
I was watching the one on nfl.com, but they weren't showing all the game(:wtf) so I quit and went to that.

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 19, 2009, 09:24:50 PM
:lol Is that the one where half of the feed is a bunch of guys sitting around talking about the game? I always wondered where that broadcast came from, never knew it was on the NFL site itself
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on December 19, 2009, 09:43:42 PM
 :lol Yup!

What the hell?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 19, 2009, 09:54:16 PM
I think this is it for New Orleans... oh wait, they're playing the Cowboys (second half self destruct imminent) :teehee

For you guys wanting to see a stream

http://lagerassassin.com/
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Post by: twerd on December 19, 2009, 10:58:57 PM
I think this is it for New Orleans... oh wait, they're playing the Cowboys (second half self destruct imminent) :teehee

For you guys wanting to see a stream

http://lagerassassin.com/

god dammit looks like youre probably rite even tho dallas is up 14
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 19, 2009, 11:28:04 PM
Breesus got crucified. Oh well
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on December 19, 2009, 11:28:59 PM
 :(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 19, 2009, 11:29:17 PM
Well, that sucks. I got owned by Cajole. That's crazy that Miles Austin got more points than the quarterback, but I guess those are the breaks.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 19, 2009, 11:36:12 PM
That was the best pickup ever. He is a total beast.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2009, 11:37:17 PM
That was the best pickup ever. He is a total beast.

 :maf
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 19, 2009, 11:39:13 PM
 :spin
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 20, 2009, 12:31:23 AM
Can't believe out of all the teams its Dallas in December that gets the Saints.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2009, 12:54:28 AM
smh I can't believe it.

Looks like Willco is done. I would have rather played him for the championship than Cajole
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 20, 2009, 01:02:28 AM
Instead, you'll just have to play me for third place. :smug
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 20, 2009, 03:07:06 AM
smh I can't believe it.

Looks like Willco is done. I would have rather played him for the championship than Cajole

Keep dreaming, Chocobro.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 20, 2009, 05:03:03 AM
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Post by: pollo on December 20, 2009, 06:41:42 AM
Going to the Jets-Falc game today. Playoff chances are slim, but still keeping the faith.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 20, 2009, 03:59:24 PM
lol Sanchize lol

Now it's time to start kicking PD's ass.  You betta ASK SOMEBODAAAAAAAAY!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/kinglaserface.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 20, 2009, 04:51:22 PM
oh god. overslept and forgot to check on Vince's status and started BRADY FUCKING QUINN instead. I'm gonna lose.  :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 20, 2009, 05:23:26 PM
Going to the Jets-Falc game today. Playoff chances are slim, but still keeping the faith.

You just got Dirty Sanchez'd.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 20, 2009, 06:18:26 PM
Looks like I'm gonna end up being Yiff Furfiggurt for a month... My team has been scoring fine but I started the 4 o'clock slate of games 60 points behind, and Maurice's team keeps scoring.  I've cut the deficit down to 15 points but he still has Purple Jesus yet to play.

Federwang or Juice, whichever one of you wins had better crush him.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 20, 2009, 06:21:10 PM
Pretty sure it's going to be me.
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Post by: OptimoPeach on December 20, 2009, 07:27:24 PM
JaMarcus just led a 2 minute drill off the bench to a Raiders win in Denver. I feel like I'm in bizarro world right now :lol Even better is that this could potentially ruin their playoff chances.

A Steelers loss would make this a great day
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 20, 2009, 07:43:34 PM
A Steelers loss would make this a great day
Looks like the refs don't feel the same way :(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 20, 2009, 07:45:34 PM
FML
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 20, 2009, 07:46:10 PM
Holy shit Steelers :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 20, 2009, 07:52:46 PM
Ben had 500 fucking yards? I should have watched this instead of the Raiders
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 20, 2009, 07:55:01 PM
wait

how

what
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on December 20, 2009, 07:55:54 PM
wow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 20, 2009, 07:57:55 PM
:bow Ben :bow2

That was our Super Bowl as far as I'm concerned.  Good game Packers.

We still need a lot of help  :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 20, 2009, 08:16:33 PM
That last drive was amazing. Much respect for Ben.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2009, 11:55:04 PM
Annihilated
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Post by: pollo on December 21, 2009, 12:14:47 AM
Maybe i'm prescient, but friend was stuck in central jersey under 17 inches of snow and couldn't make it, so i didn't even bother. Watched it at home on the 50 inch and 73 degree temps.

I ended up kicking my chair and it flipped and hit my sister in the head. I feel like such a shithead. She was crying, threw the remote at me and stormed out of the room.

Only the fucking Jets. I swear. Always new ways with this team. It's always like this. Always.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 21, 2009, 12:22:33 AM
Annihilated

3 points is annihilation?  lulz.  Go ahead and pick out the name and tag.  The only solace I'll take is that you're gonna get stomped next week.  And if you don't, there will be no league next year.  Yes, I'm that petty.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 21, 2009, 12:23:03 AM
Why punish us all for Maurice's fluke luck?

EDIT: Had I started Mike Sims-Walker and Tony Gonzalez, like my gut told me to, I might be in place to give Juice a run for his money. :(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: DJ_Tet on December 21, 2009, 01:48:52 AM
All this Brett Favre ownage and no words?

Do you just expect it because it's December?   :-\

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 21, 2009, 01:56:16 AM
Who the fuck is Brett Favre?

... I'm not so sure I'm happy about these reports surfacing that Shanahan will be our head coach next year. During the end of his tenure with the Broncos, he was known for some truly boneheaded playcalling.

And I feel pretty confident saying that no team is going to win a Super Bowl by hiring a guy approaching 60-years-old. This league is a young man's game, and with the hours coaches have to put in now, it really is a career for someone in the thirties or forties.

I think there may be only one or two coaches that have won the Lombardi trophy over the age of 55 within the past two decades (I'm pretty sure Coughlin is older than that).
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 21, 2009, 03:33:20 AM
Annihilated

3 points is annihilation?  lulz.  Go ahead and pick out the name and tag.  The only solace I'll take is that you're gonna get stomped next week.  And if you don't, there will be no league next year.  Yes, I'm that petty.

I have a WR in tomorrow's game
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 21, 2009, 09:54:29 AM
Annihilated

3 points is annihilation?  lulz.  Go ahead and pick out the name and tag.  The only solace I'll take is that you're gonna get stomped next week.  And if you don't, there will be no league next year.  Yes, I'm that petty.

I have a WR in tomorrow's game

Which doesn't change the fact that you didn't ANNIHILATE me.  If, you know, we're using my nearly 100 curbstomping of you earlier in the season as the benchmark for annihilation, which I don't see why we wouldn't.  Also, it's not like my team crapped the bed this week- they put up a damn respectable 170+ points, enough to win most weeks when Ben Rooflesburger doesn't throw for 500 fucking yards.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: DJ_Tet on December 21, 2009, 12:38:38 PM
fantasy football lol

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Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 21, 2009, 12:39:35 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 21, 2009, 09:13:22 PM
Man, sometimes it feels good to beatdown a team :punch (sorry Willco!)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 21, 2009, 09:26:26 PM
This is a joke :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 21, 2009, 09:45:01 PM
There was just an article in the Post that the team, with injuries and what have you, had Pop Warner talent but were playing with NFL energy. I guess all we have now is Pop Warner talent. :'(

I wonder if Zorn is tanking the game on purpose, knowing with Allen in the house he has no shot at being kept on.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 21, 2009, 10:03:51 PM
The Redskins did not just do that :lol and after that play, I agree with Willco that Zorn is just fucking around
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 21, 2009, 10:49:35 PM
(http://i50.tinypic.com/2v8fjuc.gif)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 21, 2009, 11:11:51 PM
this was kinda like watching a game of madden until the fight broke out.

kept me from flipping the channel though.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 21, 2009, 11:44:56 PM
Holy crap, I wish you guys could see the local coverage. This is incredible.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 21, 2009, 11:47:51 PM
Holy crap, Zorn looks like he wants to run away lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 21, 2009, 11:50:54 PM
Holy shit, he is ACTUALLY DEFENDING that stupid playcall.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on December 22, 2009, 12:26:39 AM
 :lol

Sorry about he skins loss Willco.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 22, 2009, 12:30:31 AM
Eh, I'm actually kind of happy about it. It'll give the new GM a pretty transparent look at the team, and who needs to go. And to be quite honest, prior to this loss I was beginning to kind of root for Zorn. I thought maybe he was pulling it together.

Tonight was like an epiphany of sorts. Bring on the Shanahan era.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 22, 2009, 12:50:19 AM
(http://i50.tinypic.com/2v8fjuc.gif)

:rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Eric P on December 22, 2009, 10:01:41 AM
i was at a local punk bar that is an oasis for hipster skins fans last night that had the game on and it was really hilarious to watch

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 22, 2009, 10:16:39 AM
Stop lying. Hipster 'Skins fans don't exist.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Eric P on December 22, 2009, 10:17:32 AM
i was in a bar full of them.

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 22, 2009, 10:36:35 AM
They're only doing it to be ironic.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 22, 2009, 10:39:18 AM
Hipsters relate to Zorn. Must be the persecution complex or something.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 22, 2009, 10:46:22 AM
Next year Willco is going to hittup some new sports bar and be surrounded by frilled burgundy and gold scarves.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Eric P on December 22, 2009, 10:48:29 AM
burgundy and gold keffiyehs
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 22, 2009, 11:06:00 AM
(http://i50.tinypic.com/2v8fjuc.gif)

Someone set this to The Benny Hill theme.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 22, 2009, 12:22:06 PM
 :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: DJ_Tet on December 22, 2009, 01:42:38 PM
So let me get this straight, they lined up in that formation and the Giants called a TO.  Then they came out and ran the trick play anyway??
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 22, 2009, 01:43:50 PM
Yes. And Zorn defended that playcall afterwards, saying it didn't work just because of "good defense".
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 22, 2009, 05:02:54 PM
If it's any consolation, Wilco, the Cowboys picked up Shaun Suisham off the trashpile so you'll probably get to see him wiffing kicks for the other team next week.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 22, 2009, 05:17:32 PM
Or, more likely, a game-winning field goal from 52 yards out against the Redskins in the final seconds.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on December 22, 2009, 06:07:17 PM
I don't think you have anything to worry about, Willco

(http://i47.tinypic.com/309sx7c.jpg)

(http://i45.tinypic.com/2yxp6x0.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 22, 2009, 06:15:36 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: DJ_Tet on December 22, 2009, 07:21:28 PM
Yes. And Zorn defended that playcall afterwards, saying it didn't work just because of "good defense".

Amazing to think that this mental midget was hired as OC originally.  He would have been over his head in that regard, nevermind being a head coach.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 27, 2009, 01:26:31 PM
:bow Championship game :bow

edit: wow guess I fail for taking GAF's advice and starting Big Ben over Alex Smith
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 27, 2009, 01:27:03 PM
If PD wins I'm going to go batshit crazy and run off to the hills with a shotgun.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on December 27, 2009, 01:50:04 PM
OMG IM SO EXCITED
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 27, 2009, 01:53:37 PM
VIRGIN BOWL 2010
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Post by: CajoleJuice on December 27, 2009, 01:55:09 PM
 :wag
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 27, 2009, 01:58:55 PM
Wow Miami is getting destroyed
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 27, 2009, 02:00:54 PM
Wow Miami is getting destroyed

I'm hoping this means Ricky Williams does totally shitty.

And I really should have picked up another RB or something. Addai isn't going to play the entire game. Bleh.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on December 27, 2009, 02:06:07 PM
Giants are done. Time to laugh at the misfortune of everyone else!
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Post by: Akala on December 27, 2009, 02:06:30 PM
whoops. forgot to pick 'em this morning. Willco wins the week!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 27, 2009, 02:13:21 PM
I think I'm off to a decent start.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 27, 2009, 02:22:45 PM
And I knew I shouldn't have posted that. Fucking Randy Moss.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 27, 2009, 02:23:05 PM
:rofl

I didn't want a NE blowout, I want Moss/Brady to stay in the game
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 27, 2009, 02:25:14 PM
And now Big Ben!

STOP WITH YOUR VIRGIN POWERS
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 27, 2009, 02:27:23 PM
What the hell is up with the Giants wow, at home. Looks like they're gonna miss the playoffs
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 27, 2009, 03:01:47 PM
Seriously, FUCK RANDY MOSS

Jacksonville fucking SUCKS
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on December 27, 2009, 03:21:14 PM
I can't believe the Seahawks front office said that Mora will be the coach next year regardless of which new GM they bring in.  This franchise is a fucking joke.

Worst team in the NFL right now, hands down.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 27, 2009, 04:06:32 PM
Giants crap the bed in epic fashion. Now New York fans know what it's like to be Cowboy fans.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on December 27, 2009, 04:09:18 PM
 :'(

Hopefully the new Stadium will bring some good vibrations
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 27, 2009, 04:11:32 PM
epic fail by the saints. WTF at the entire second half. GO CHICAGO.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 27, 2009, 04:16:05 PM
Saints are dead, better luck next year N'oleans.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 27, 2009, 04:29:36 PM
They've still had a good year, but if they play like they've played the past month in the playoffs they'll be one and done.

At least this should clear out some of the bandwagon fans.
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Post by: Brehvolution on December 27, 2009, 04:54:15 PM
lol saints.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on December 27, 2009, 05:15:01 PM
Dropped passes by Mason and Clark are costing me this shit!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 27, 2009, 05:19:09 PM
I saw the Derrick Mason dropped pass earlier, it was INCREDIBLE.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 27, 2009, 05:19:51 PM
GODDAMN IT

:(

Watching the highlights right now.

WIDE OPEN
TOUCHDOWN
HE DROPPED IT
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 27, 2009, 05:22:44 PM
Yeah, it was pretty incredible. I don't think I've seen anything like in recent memory. I mean, he even had it in his hands.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 27, 2009, 05:23:30 PM
Yeah, it was pretty incredible. I don't think I've seen anything like in recent memory. I mean, he even had it in his hands.

PD Virgin MagickTM
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Post by: Human Snorenado on December 27, 2009, 05:28:46 PM
GAWD DAMMIT CAJOLE THIS SHIT IS NOT COOL
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 27, 2009, 05:29:20 PM
Seriously, Triumph, it's not his fault. We're talking completely wide open touchdown pass dropped. Like as if God punched him in the middle of the reception.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 27, 2009, 06:00:35 PM
Whatever, I still have Miles Austin.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 27, 2009, 06:44:06 PM
Whatever, I still have Miles Austin.

...and Jason Campbell.  But yeah, mostly Miles Austin.

Also, Maurice still has Purple Jesus.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 27, 2009, 06:44:53 PM
And of course, my team would have obliterated anyone else in the league this week.  SHENANIGANS!
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Post by: Joe Molotov on December 27, 2009, 07:02:40 PM
Oh, let's set Peyton Manning and tank the perfect season cuz all we care about is the Super Bowl, hurrr! ::) I hope the Colts get bounced in the first game.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on December 27, 2009, 07:14:22 PM
Fuck, I guess they don't "Play to win the game" :teehee ... oh wait, that was the Jets!

Also, I agree, fuck this "We lookin' out for the Super Bowl" game plan. Its not every year you near the playoffs undefeated. Someone should let Indy's coach know that achieving a perfect season brings a Super Bowl win along with it.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 27, 2009, 07:15:18 PM
Yeah, I feel kinda cheated. And I'm a Jets fan.

This may or may not have anything to do with having Addai and Clark on my fantasy team.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on December 27, 2009, 07:45:20 PM
I think you're in trouble, PD.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 27, 2009, 08:34:23 PM
I think I'm done smh
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 27, 2009, 09:55:16 PM
Miles Austin, smh
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Post by: pilonv1 on December 27, 2009, 11:06:56 PM
BENGALS

PLAYOFFS

WHO DEY

:rock
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 27, 2009, 11:19:57 PM
Cajole up by 17 1/2 points going into tomorrow, with a Chicago CB vs. Purple Jesus.  I may not have to run off into the hills after all!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 27, 2009, 11:29:47 PM
I can officially say that this is the lowest point of the Snyder era. Worse than Spurrier right now.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 27, 2009, 11:32:42 PM
If I'm Bruce Allen, and it's an uncapped season, I'm cleaning house. Everyone on offense goes except Cooley, Davis, Moss and Campbell. Maybe keep around Thomas.

Send Haynesworth back to Tennessee, cut everyone in the secondary with the exception of maybe Landry (but never let him play free safety).

Find out the name of every single player that is reportedly showing up two hours late to practice, and cut their ass.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on December 27, 2009, 11:33:56 PM
I can officially say that this is the lowest point of the Snyder era. Worse than Spurrier right now.

DANNY WUERFEL

Just saying!  Your defense is still pretty darn good.  Unfortunately, I can't really think of anything encouraging to say about your offense.

Well, shit.  There's this- remember how low the Falcons were after the Michael Vick dogfighting/Bobby Petrino leaving under cover of darkness/Joey Harrington nightmare season?  I think we went like 4-12 and then the next damn season we made the playoffs.  Bruce Allen has a decent pedigree and I'm sure Danny Boy won't skimp if he's asked to open his pockets to sign a coach or free agents.  So it could be worse!  You could be a Raiders fan.  Snyder is just incompetent, Al is insane.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 27, 2009, 11:37:58 PM
Danny Wuerffel was bad, but this is much, much worse. This is embarrassing, and it's been two straight nationally televised games of embarrassment. You've got overpaid DTs mouthing off to a defensive coach with a sterling record, then reports that there are other players that are late to practice - sometimes upwards of two hours?!

It's true that you don't have to detonate the entire team. Orakpo looks like a stud, the front is pretty decent. I think Rogers is a bust at this point, and Hall is more trouble than he's worth. He's great at starting fights, not so much at tackling players. Smoot is a decent nickel corner, but he should never be starting. They still have not found a replacement for Sean Taylor over two years later.

That offensive line is a disaster, and the backfield is pretty bad too. Maybe if we get Shanahan he'll trade Portis for Bailey.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on December 27, 2009, 11:40:33 PM
Ma boys!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 28, 2009, 12:04:24 AM
I'm going to need a huge game from AP. But I'm going to be Favre will come out gunning and fuck everything up for everybody - me, Minn playoff position, his MVP chances, etc
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 28, 2009, 01:03:36 AM
I'm going to need a huge game from AP. But I'm going to be Favre will come out gunning and fuck everything up for everybody - me, Minn playoff position, his MVP chances, etc

C'MON BRITFARR, YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 28, 2009, 01:28:32 AM
fuck, pittsburgh's hopes come to cincy and new england–who will both be quite willing to not start anyone and lose so the steelers can miss the playoffs  :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 28, 2009, 01:31:04 AM
Jason Campbell, you suck.

Still, 19 point lead.
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Post by: pollo on December 28, 2009, 11:01:13 AM
 :bow :bow :bow (http://photos.upi.com/slideshow/lbox/988162c577a4d8588c4f6cf4296f7a02/NFL-Colts-Texans.jpg) :bow2 :bow2 :bow2

Thank you Negro jesus. THANK YOU!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 28, 2009, 12:45:34 PM
Don Shula agrees with the decision to rest Peyton Manning. No kidding! :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 28, 2009, 08:48:25 PM
I just made this for some dude in the GAF NFL thread

(http://i47.tinypic.com/6epwd4.png)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 28, 2009, 08:54:39 PM
come on vikes, SHIT THE BED
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 28, 2009, 09:47:27 PM
Favre needs to come out slinging and slanging in the second half. At least 2 INTs.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 28, 2009, 09:51:40 PM
:bow Cajole beating Maurice :bow2
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 28, 2009, 09:57:07 PM
Minnesota is imploding smh

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 28, 2009, 09:57:24 PM
Favre needs to come out slinging and slanging in the second half. At least 2 INTs.

:bow slingin an slangan :bow2

it's a good night for some FAVREBALL

chokechokechoke
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Post by: CajoleJuice on December 28, 2009, 09:58:02 PM
yessss
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Post by: Great Rumbler on December 28, 2009, 11:52:44 PM
Two sacks in a row!  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 28, 2009, 11:58:27 PM
Ok, so I'm looking at the scoring for our league.

WHY THE FUCK IS A FUMBLE A POINT?!?!?

THIS IS IMPORTANT, YOU KNOW, SINCE AP LIKES TO FUMBLE.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 28, 2009, 11:58:52 PM
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Britfarr is ruining the last thing I had remaining this football season- not having Maurice win our fantasy league.

FUCK YOU IN THE EAR, BRITFARR
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 28, 2009, 11:59:25 PM
YOU MADE A FUMBLE = 1 POINT

IT SHOULD BE -1 POINT GODDAMN IT

YESSSSSSSSS

I FUCKING WIN

I FUCKING WIN
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 29, 2009, 12:00:17 AM
I AM THE CHAMPION

I AMMMMMM THE CHAMPIONNNNNNN

NO TIME FOR VIRGINS CAUSE I AM THE CHAMPION

OF THE WORLDDDDDDD
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 29, 2009, 12:01:22 AM
CAJOLE SAVES THE WORLD BY .16 OF A POINT!   :o

MAURICE AM CRY, SAID TO BE DROWNING HIS SORROWS IN cheeseburger PORN AND CHER TUNES
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 29, 2009, 12:03:16 AM
Oh, didn't see that coming did you MNF crew, probably cuz your lips were wrapped around BRITFARR's limp, aged tool all night long.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 29, 2009, 12:04:09 AM
I cannot believe how close that was. I was about to Green Shinobi myself.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on December 29, 2009, 12:04:30 AM
epic finishes all around.  :lol

except for my team, which in the past three weeks has lived up to the name.  :(

GG Malek. we should have done better!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 29, 2009, 12:07:13 AM
Watch the score change tomorrow and give PD the win.

God, I would end myself.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 29, 2009, 12:09:05 AM
Watch the score change tomorrow and give PD the win.

God, I would end myself.

Me too.   :(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 29, 2009, 12:13:27 AM
But really, how the fuck did you make a fumble = 1 point? I even just did the math to double-check. I'm making the EB league next year, dude. You're giving me undue stress!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 29, 2009, 12:28:48 AM
But really, how the fuck did you make a fumble = 1 point? I even just did the math to double-check. I'm making the EB league next year, dude. You're giving me undue stress!

It's supposed to be -1 point!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 29, 2009, 12:30:22 AM
I know what you meant to do. I'm just looking at the scoring now. Probably should have looked at this before the season started...

AP was even more of a beast this year because of that! :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 29, 2009, 12:32:17 AM
:(
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Post by: pollo on December 29, 2009, 12:48:21 AM
(http://x15.xanga.com/0a9f2064c2031261198100/b208115755.jpg)

(http://xd3.xanga.com/0fef666029635261198099/b208115754.jpg)

too easy.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 29, 2009, 12:58:19 AM
Would've loved you in our league, pollo! Next year.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 29, 2009, 02:38:44 AM
A fumble fucks me over  :lol

Oh well, at least I lost to an honorable man in the Virgin Bowl :bow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 29, 2009, 02:42:00 AM
I just spent the past few posts complaining about the fumble scoring, PD. It didn't fuck you over, it almost fucked ME over! But you were certainly a worthy opponent.

Good season, guys. I shouldn't even have been in the playoffs. I feel like the 2006 St. Louis Cardinals.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 29, 2009, 02:43:43 AM
Maybe the stat adjustment will give me the win tomorrow  :o

Sucks because I was going back and forth between starting Hines Ward and Steve Smith. Damn, if I had went with Smith I'd be making it rain at the strip club  :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 29, 2009, 02:45:21 AM
Why would a fumble give you more points?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 29, 2009, 02:46:54 AM
Because in the scoring settings, Triumph attempted to make fumbles worth -1, but made them 1 instead.

(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/pics/fumbles.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 29, 2009, 03:16:20 AM
I WAS DRUNK

DRUNK ON POWER

:(

...but mostly bourbon.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on December 29, 2009, 08:12:06 AM
what? A fumble gives you a point? Wow. Leper Triumph.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on December 29, 2009, 08:19:47 AM
09 fantasy was good to me:

(http://x5c.xanga.com/b07f266550531261221257/b208136405.jpg)

Being unemployed for 3/4ths of a year will do wonders for your fantasy team  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 29, 2009, 11:29:34 AM
I don't even know how to get that screen, but I've won 3/4 (well, I have my other fantasy football league wrapped up) of my leagues. And even the one I lost, I won the regular season. I think you know which league I refer to, pollo!

And I've been umemployed half the year. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 29, 2009, 12:46:55 PM
Quote
Please note the NFL changed its ruling of Kurt Warner's week 15 touchdown pass to Anquan Boldin to a lateral, making it a rushing play. Stats related to this play have been updated to reflect this change.
:lol :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 03, 2010, 03:09:58 PM
:rofl :rofl Giants
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 03, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
Gotta love playing a pre-season game in January.

Seahawks  :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 03, 2010, 03:29:11 PM
Giants are ready to go fishing.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 03, 2010, 03:49:28 PM
lol Stillers am imploding under the weight of the almighty THIGPEN
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 03, 2010, 03:53:03 PM
Houston's just torching NE in the 4th quarter.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2010, 05:04:22 PM
Lions get second draft pick :bow

bring on Suh :bow :bow :bow

Brandon Graham in second round :bow :bow :bow

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Rman on January 03, 2010, 05:23:47 PM
I think the only reason I still follow football is to see the Pats lose. :lol
I'm surprised you hate Boston sports so much, Cohen, being a West coast guy and all.  I guess obnoxious bandwagon fans are everywhere.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 03, 2010, 05:23:59 PM
Lions get second draft pick :bow

bring on Suh :bow :bow :bow

Brandon Graham in second round :bow :bow :bow



Unless something completely goes wrong between now and the draft, there's no way in hell the Rams will pass on Suh.  Suh is a Ram as far as I can see.

And I need Washington to fucking win and Seattle to lose. Both are fucking it up so far.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 03, 2010, 05:33:09 PM
I think the only reason I still follow football is to see the Pats lose. :lol
I'm surprised you hate Boston sports so much, Cohen, being a West coast guy and all.  I guess obnoxious bandwagon fans are everywhere.
I've known quite a few Red Sox/Pats fans and I find them to be the most obnoxious pricks I've ever known as far as sports fans go.  The ones from Boston are the worst.  They treat being loudmouth complaining drunks as some sort of birthright, like being a fucking idiot is some sort of admirable cultural trait.

This. These douchebags come out of the woodwork every time the Red Sox come to Seattle. The ones who've never even been to Boston really confuse me.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 03, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
Denver is losing!

 :elephant
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 03, 2010, 05:37:34 PM
Denver is losing!

 :elephant

Huh? It's 10-10.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 03, 2010, 05:42:39 PM
fuck da patriots :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 03, 2010, 05:45:49 PM
Denver is losing!

 :elephant

Huh? It's 10-10.

Well it was 10-7 last I saw.  Still......there's a chance.......

it's all about draft position now, baby.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2010, 06:23:31 PM
Lions get second draft pick :bow

bring on Suh :bow :bow :bow

Brandon Graham in second round :bow :bow :bow



Unless something completely goes wrong between now and the draft, there's no way in hell the Rams will pass on Suh.  Suh is a Ram as far as I can see.

And I need Washington to fucking win and Seattle to lose. Both are fucking it up so far.

shaddup they'll take a QB

please god dammit please
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 03, 2010, 06:37:33 PM
The NEED a QB, but what QB out there is worth a #1?  Bradford? Clausen? Teebow?  It makes much more sense for them to pick up a game changer like Suh and then pick up a QB later on.

Trust me, as a Seahawk fan I'd rather them pick someone like Clausen instead of Suh 'cause I don't want to see him twice a year but imo the Rams would be nuts to go another direction.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2010, 06:43:39 PM
I think they'll take Clausen. I don't like him but he's got experience with an pro style offense and has a great arm.

But if the Rams do take Suh...fuck, I don't want to take Eric Berry with the second pick. I'd go offense line.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 03, 2010, 06:51:53 PM
Detroit needs OL.  You got the QB now you need to protect his ass.


And fuck the Titans obsession with getting Chris Johnson his 2000 yards.  If they would've been playing this straight up they'd be killing the Seahawks. I've never rooted so hard against these twats in my life but they always find a way to disappoint.

Fire Mora.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 03, 2010, 06:59:08 PM
I think the only reason I still follow football is to see the Pats lose. :lol
I'm surprised you hate Boston sports so much, Cohen, being a West coast guy and all.  I guess obnoxious bandwagon fans are everywhere.

I've known quite a few Red Sox/Pats fans and I find them to be the most obnoxious pricks I've ever known as far as sports fans go.  The ones from Boston are the worst.  They treat being loudmouth complaining drunks as some sort of birthright, like being a fucking idiot is some sort of admirable cultural trait.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/tommy.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 03, 2010, 07:04:39 PM
I can't even watch the last few minutes of the Seahawks game.  I know they're going to fuck this shit up and win just to piss me off.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 03, 2010, 07:05:07 PM
I think they'll take Clausen. I don't like him but he's got experience with an pro style offense and has a great arm.

But if the Rams do take Suh...fuck, I don't want to take Eric Berry with the second pick. I'd go offense line.

Suh is the consensus number 1 pick.  This is fact.  Clausen isn't even the top rated qb- Bradford is and he's currently projected to go around number 5.  Once again, you don't know what you're talking about... but your team really should take a beefy and skilled O-lineman to protect Stafford.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 03, 2010, 07:05:50 PM
:bow Dallas Cowboys :bow2
:bow Tony Romo :bow2
:bow Miles Austin :bow2
:bow Wade Philips :bow2
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 03, 2010, 07:11:22 PM
FUCK YES!  SEAHAWKS LOSE! 

 :elephant
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 03, 2010, 07:12:20 PM
SO DOES DENVER!

 :elephant


Finally something to be happy about this season.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 03, 2010, 07:12:55 PM
mah team :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 03, 2010, 07:18:36 PM
The only thing that didn't go my way today was the fucking Redskins losing to a bunch of San Diego backups.  Could've gotten the fifth pick otherwise.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 03, 2010, 07:19:25 PM
Also, big ups to my Falcons for finally posting winning seasons back to back for the first time EVAR.  Might even have made the playoffs if Turner and Ryan hadn't been so beat up.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2010, 07:23:26 PM
I think they'll take Clausen. I don't like him but he's got experience with an pro style offense and has a great arm.

But if the Rams do take Suh...fuck, I don't want to take Eric Berry with the second pick. I'd go offense line.

Suh is the consensus number 1 pick.  This is fact.  Clausen isn't even the top rated qb- Bradford is and he's currently projected to go around number 5.  Once again, you don't know what you're talking about... but your team really should take a beefy and skilled O-lineman to protect Stafford.

Rams need a QB, everyone knows that. There's a possibility they take a QB over Suh. stfu

Give me my hope, bastard. It's all we have left in Detroit  :usacry
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 03, 2010, 07:25:36 PM
There is absolutely zero chance of that happening.  There are no qbs in this draft that would in any way justify taking them above Suh.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2010, 07:26:39 PM
Like last year? Stafford was not #1 pick status either. But a team that needed a QB took him. Sound familiar?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 03, 2010, 07:29:48 PM
j-e-t-s jets jets jets



no way they win tonight
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 03, 2010, 07:35:58 PM
Well just like every year, guys are going to rise and fall as the draft gets closer.  Last year Sanchez wasn't even considered a first rounder but all hell broke lose during the pro day and he climbed all the way up to the 5 spot.  So who know what the fuck is going to happen in April.

But as it stands right now, Suh is the #1 pick.  I don't care what the Rams supposedly need, Suh would bring a pressence to that team that it desperately needs.  Just like Detroit desperately needs a stud OLT.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2010, 07:38:59 PM
Don't get me wrong, if we walk away with an OT like Russell Okung I'll be happy. But Suh is the type of player who could be the first step toward building a great defense. Our offensive line wasn't horrible this year, the defensive line was. But of course having someone to protect Stafford will be important.

but fuck man, Suh+Graham would make my loins explode
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 03, 2010, 07:48:31 PM
If there were a player the caliber of Suh in the draft last year, Stafford WOULDN'T have been a #1 overall.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2010, 07:49:36 PM
Agreed. We'll see what happens. I'd take an avatar bet, but considering you chickened out of the last one, I'll let you off the hook.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 03, 2010, 07:53:40 PM
Agreed. We'll see what happens. I'd take an avatar bet, but considering you chickened out of the last one, I'll let you off the hook.

Uh, no.  I took you up on it and since I lost I've heard BUPKIS from you on what I should change it to, so I went ahead and changed it to this monstrosity of my own accord.  Why the fuck else would I be sporting this thing?  And the bet was actually for username and tag if you recall, but whatever.

But sure, I'll bet you three months of avatar/name/tag control that the Lions don't draft Suh.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2010, 07:59:54 PM
Do I have a week to make up my mind?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 03, 2010, 09:12:44 PM
the draft order prior to the outcome of tonight's game -

1. St. Louis (1-15)
2. Detroit (2-14)
3. Tampa Bay (3-13)
4. Washington (4-12)
5. Kansas City (4-12)
6. Seattle (5-11)
7. Cleveland (5-11)
8. Oakland (5-11)
9. Buffalo (6-10)
10. Jacksonville (7-9) (subject to coin flip, Jacksonville takes 10th outright if Bengals win)
11. Denver via Chicago (7-9) (subject to coin flip)
12. Miami (7-9)
13. San Francisco (8-8)
14. Seattle via Denver (8-8) (15th if Bengals win)
15. New York Giants (8-8) (coin flip with Tennessee for 16th if Bengals win)
16. San Francisco via Carolina (8-8) (subject to coin flip) (possible coin flip with Tennessee for 17th if Bengals win)
17. Tennessee (8-8) (subject to coin flip) (possible two-tiered coin-flip with Giants and Carolina if Bengals win)
18. Pittsburgh (9-7) (19th if Bengals win)
19. Atlanta (9-7) (subject to coin flip) (20th if Bengals win)
20. Houston (9-7) (subject to coin flip) (21st and in playoffs if Bengals win)
21. New York Jets (9-7)* (14th and no playoffs if Bengals win)
22. Baltimore (9-7)*
23. Arizona (10-6)*
24. Cincinnati (10-6)* (coin flip with Dallas for 27th, pending playoff results, if they win)
25. New England (10-6)* (24th if Bengals win)
26. Green Bay (11-5)* (25th if Bengals win)
27. Philadelphia (11-5)* (26th if Bengals win)
28. Dallas (11-5)* (coin flip with Cincinnati for 27th if Bengals win)
29. Minnesota (12-4)*
30. New Orleans (13-3)*
31. San Diego (13-3)*
32. Indianapolis (14-2)*
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 03, 2010, 09:16:11 PM
Do I have a week to make up my mind?

Sure, whatever.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on January 03, 2010, 09:17:19 PM
49ers 2 first round picks :drool
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 03, 2010, 09:20:15 PM
So does Seattle, but the Seahawks are a complete fucking mess.  They'd need 52 first round picks to clean this shit up.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 03, 2010, 09:29:09 PM
Seahawks are a complete mess. It will be very interesting to see who we draft.

As for Suh, I bet St. Louis drafts him and then immediately trades him.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2010, 09:33:21 PM
As for Suh, I bet St. Louis drafts him

 :maf

and then immediately trades him.
:uguu
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 03, 2010, 09:35:08 PM
If the Seahawks' FO don't get rid of Mora and his distinguished mentally-challenged entourage it won't matter who we draft.  The whole organization needs to change from the top down.

Mora Jr is the one of the worst coaches in the history of the NFL.  I'm sick of his ass.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 03, 2010, 09:35:41 PM
They'll trade him for a first round pick and lots of other goodies.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on January 03, 2010, 09:36:53 PM
Mora could coach for the Redskins next year. :teehee
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 03, 2010, 09:37:43 PM
I don't even think Dan Snyder is that dumb.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on January 03, 2010, 09:38:46 PM
His stellar record doesn't support your argument. :teehee
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: T234 on January 03, 2010, 09:59:47 PM
I'm one-percent serious as a heart attack: Am I just high and the Bengals are beating the shit outta the Jets, or are the Jets winning by 27-0 at the half?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 03, 2010, 10:03:47 PM
I'm one-percent serious as a heart attack: Am I just high and the Bengals are beating the shit outta the Jets, or are the Jets winning by 27-0 at the half?

Jets winning, because the Bengals don't care since they're already in the playoffs.  Man, next week is gonna have THREE rematches from games this week.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 03, 2010, 10:04:27 PM
I think the Redskins will trade down and load up on lineman, and I think - unfortunately - draft Tebow mid-round.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on January 03, 2010, 10:05:47 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 03, 2010, 10:07:53 PM
The Jaguars are going to draft Tebow in a last ditch effort to dupe rubes into coming to their games so they can keep the franchise in Florida.  This is pretty well known.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 03, 2010, 10:08:55 PM
I wish I was kidding. :-\

My gut says they re-sign Campbell to start, draft Tebow in the second or third round. Word is Shanahan wants to groom his own young franchise quarterback, and I think Tebow is the only splashy one attainable since they'll use their first picks for the line (thus missing out on McCoy, Clausen, etc.).

Trust me, I will be the first to mock that pick if it comes to fruition.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 03, 2010, 10:13:55 PM
If he falls to the end of the third or fourth round, I could see the Jaguars picking him up - but I don't think that will happen. I think the Redskins will draft down, spend their first two picks on the offensive line and then draft Tebow.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 03, 2010, 10:25:54 PM
Jets closing Giants Stadium right. lolz
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on January 04, 2010, 10:37:22 AM
Froze my balls off, but it was well worth it. We're in! wooo
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on January 04, 2010, 11:03:12 AM
Looks like Zorn is out.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on January 04, 2010, 11:04:23 AM
It's pretty funny to me that next week, we will see 3 rematches of this week.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 04, 2010, 11:18:05 AM
Looks like Zorn is out.

The writing was on the wall last night when Jerry Gray said he would take the Head Coach position if it were open - on-air with CSN - after the game.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 04, 2010, 03:52:19 PM
Redskins One made a round trip to Colorado this morning and touched down at Dulles with Shanahan on board, WaPost reports.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 04, 2010, 03:57:01 PM
I've been listening to KJR-AM (Seattle sports radio) all day, and about 85% of the callers want Mora's head on a pike.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 04, 2010, 03:58:34 PM
I've been listening to Detroit sports radio most of the day. Nearly all the hosts expect Suh to go #1  :'(

and expect us to take McCoy from Oklahoma
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 04, 2010, 04:03:43 PM
I've been listening to Detroit sports radio most of the day. Nearly all the hosts expect Suh to go #1  :'(

and expect us to take McCoy from Oklahoma

TOLD YOU
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 04, 2010, 04:07:07 PM
and expect us to take McCoy from Oklahoma

Uh...McCoy from Texas or Bradford from Oklahoma?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 04, 2010, 04:07:51 PM
Shanarama is coming to town!

Quote from: WaPost
Shanahan lands at Dulles
Updated at 3:48 p.m.

The unveiling of Mike Shanahan as the Redskins' new head coach could be imminent. On the same day that Jim Zorn was relieved of his head coaching duties, Shanahan arrived in Washington, where he's expected to conclude negotiations with the Redskins to fill their coaching vacancy.

Owner Daniel Snyder's plane departed Washington earlier this morning, just a couple of hours after General Manager Bruce Allen fired Zorn, and returned to Dulles International around 3 o'clock this afternoon with Shanahan -- long coveted by Snyder -- in tow.

Snyder's jet was spotted on the runway by Post reporter Zach Berman before quickly disappearing into a private hangar. NBC4's Dan Hellie found Shanahan at the airport, but the former Denver coach declined to comment. Hellie said he asked Shanahan if he'd like to talk. "No, not right now," Shanahan responded to Hellie.

Shanahan went from plane to car in short order and was whisked away to an unknown destination.

If we draft Bradford I will be pissed, if we draft Tebow I will be pissed. Trade down you dummies and load up on linemen! Get a QB and RB in restricted free agency or something.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 04, 2010, 04:15:00 PM
I've been listening to Detroit sports radio most of the day. Nearly all the hosts expect Suh to go #1  :'(

And you find this news surprising?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 04, 2010, 04:15:26 PM
Yeah, that's old news.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 04, 2010, 04:16:47 PM
By the way, it would be perfect if the Redskins drafted OT Bruce Campbell. :smug
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 04, 2010, 04:22:18 PM
No, we're going to draft BRUCE CAMPBELL.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 04, 2010, 04:30:41 PM
 :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 04, 2010, 04:37:16 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/bigbadlemurtamer/luke_NOOOOOO.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 04, 2010, 04:50:19 PM
and expect us to take McCoy from Oklahoma

Uh...McCoy from Texas or Bradford from Oklahoma?

Gereld McCoy, DT
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 04, 2010, 05:28:46 PM
and expect us to take McCoy from Oklahoma

Uh...McCoy from Texas or Bradford from Oklahoma?

Gereld McCoy, DT

Ah, okay.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 04, 2010, 08:11:17 PM
I've been listening to KJR-AM (Seattle sports radio) all day, and about 85% of the callers want Mora's head on a pike.

I'm surprised it was only 85%.  Mora, Knapp, and the rest of the funky bunch can all fuck right off as far as I'm concerned.  And it's depressing listeing to Leiweke yammer on about how the franchise is commited to Mora. The Seahawks need an identitiy and Jim fucking Mora Jr ain't it.

They better start doing something quick and get a god damn GM in there that knows what he's doing. On that note, I'm kind of glad that Holmgren didn't get the GM position in Seattle.  I liked him fine enough as a coach but some of his drafts and personel decisions left a little to be desired.  I'm not sure I'd be too stoked with him coming in there if I were a Browns fan.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 04, 2010, 10:27:26 PM
Now that Zorn is gone, the players are throwing him underneath the bus. They say the team lacked discipline (surprise!), players could skip practices, could skip meetings, broke curfew, etc. Lines of communication eroded compared to Gibbs' tenure as coach.

I thought a lot of this was evident, and was pretty outraged when Haynesworth had the audacity to pull the "... but if they can do it, why can't I?!" excuse when showing up late to practice. That highlighted the more problematic issue - that Zorn was apparently letting players show up to practice late, or as we are now finding out, not at all.

I'm not a fan of Shanahan, but I hope he puts pressure on these guys. Any of the big-priced, high-drama guys in the locker room need to be jettisoned if it's a salary cap free year. I cannot believe these guys were paid millions and don't even bother to show up to work.

What is also disturbing is to hear these players - likely the same ones who are responsible for missing practice and breaking curfew -complain about the lack of discipline. They're grown men. They get paid millions to go to work. I find it pretty ludicrous that grown men need to be forced to do this stuff. Or did Cerrato and Snyder build an entire team full of daddy issues?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 05, 2010, 11:53:06 PM
Shanahan will be introduced at 2PM EST tomorrow.

Other note, Portis called a local radio station and threw Jason Campbell under the bus. Campbell followed up by throwing Portis under the bus. Man, Shanarama has his hands full.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 06, 2010, 12:07:28 AM
Should cut their losses with Portis.  Bitch is always injured and is over the hill for rbs in the NFL.  Easier to get someone to run with the rock than to chuck it, but you guys will eventually need to find people to do both.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 06, 2010, 12:18:05 AM
I agree. This latest escapade was pretty ridiculous. He basically said that Campbell was not a leader, and didn't have that ability whatsoever. So Campbell criticized Portis' work habits and said if Portis was such a great leader, his teammates would have elected him team captain (Portis was pining for team captain, but didn't get it). Apparently a bunch of 'Skins texted Jason Reid afterwards siding with Campbell, and telling Reid they were glad someone was trying to put Portis in his place. The team has been taking veiled shots at Portis all week.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 06, 2010, 02:58:23 PM
Uh oh, sounds like Portis' days are numbered.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 06, 2010, 03:00:26 PM
i don't get it!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: ManaByte on January 07, 2010, 02:19:51 AM
So the team courting for the new LA stadium is down to the Bills and Vikings. 

They were going after the Rams but I guess they had their fill of LA sports fans.

Before that they went and asked the Chargers to move back and apparently they just laughed. 
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 07, 2010, 02:26:39 AM
Should go after Jacksonville, they can't fill their stadium.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 07, 2010, 02:30:43 AM
So the team courting for the new LA stadium is down to the Bills and Vikings. 

There seems to be something wrong with this sentence.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 08, 2010, 02:08:40 PM
Looks like HSMP got his wish- Seattle just fired Mora.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 08, 2010, 02:42:24 PM
Yeah, just got the text alert. Can't say that Mora necessarily had a fair shake this year, with the GM quitting and being decimated by injur- oh wait this sounds like Jim Zorn.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 08, 2010, 02:46:46 PM
I can testify to the fact that Mora Jr. sucks as a coach.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 08, 2010, 03:40:58 PM
Seattle is apparently already in talks with Pete Carrol.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: T234 on January 08, 2010, 03:43:38 PM
Seattle is apparently already in talks with Pete Carrol.

Bluemax, don't do it!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 08, 2010, 03:59:39 PM
The dude had a winning record in New England, largely with Bill Parcells' team, though. He could still pan out in the NFL. Dunno.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 08, 2010, 04:01:53 PM
Callers in Seattle today DO NOT want Carroll here. I'd agree.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 08, 2010, 04:02:27 PM
Jim Zorn is available. :smug
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 08, 2010, 04:03:23 PM
Jim Zorn is available. :smug

We like Zorn here. :smug
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2010, 04:04:16 PM
Matt Millen is available :smug
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 08, 2010, 04:04:22 PM
Oh, I know. That's why I recommended him. Maybe he and Sherman Lewis and Steve Largent can get together and call nothing but gadget plays for a season.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 08, 2010, 04:06:02 PM
At least you don't have to deal with the Shanahan era. Just when Mike starts winning, he'll step down and his son will become coach. A decade of nepotism. :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 08, 2010, 04:08:13 PM
At least you don't have to deal with the Shanahan era. Just when Mike starts winning, he'll step down and his son will become coach. A decade of nepotism. :-\

HAIL!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 08, 2010, 04:16:08 PM
Matt Millen is available :smug

:lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 08, 2010, 09:36:01 PM
Fuck yes.

I don't give a fuck if Pete Carrol is already the heir apparent to this Titanic, anything is better than having to go through another season of watching some fifth or sixth choice of a lame duck GM and Mora Jr running this shit into the ground.  I didn't think it could get worse than the 2008 season, but Jim's 2009 disaster proved me wrong.   Pete Carrol may turn out to be a colossal failure but at least it's a change, and that in itself is progress for this organization.

Fuck you Mora.  Go coach JV somewhere.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2010, 09:40:37 PM
A couple sports radio hosts here are saying Detroit is considering their options in trading the #2 pick for Seattle's two first round picks. Eh
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 08, 2010, 09:53:15 PM
Why would Seattle want to jump up to the two slot?  Suh? Bradford? Okung?  Doesn't seem worth giving up the number 6 and 14 for that.  It'd be different if Seattle was just one player away from doing something, but they're obviously not.  They need those picks.

SF would be in a better position to make a trade.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2010, 10:03:47 PM
I'd love to have 2 first round picks but it's not going to happen, Seattle isn't going to consent to that.

Gerald McCoy at 2, then continue building the defense in the next rounds; I'd love to get Brandon Graham in the second round if he's still there. We also need an RB; Kevin Smith needs knee and shoulder surgery, he's done.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 09, 2010, 08:49:21 AM
Like I said, SF has two 1st rounders as well and they could possibly be tempted to make a jump if they felt the player was right.  IMO, SF is on the verge of becoming a pretty damn good team so they could possibly afford using their two picks to make a move to grab a player like Suh if he were still available at #2.

And according to ESPN, the Pete Carroll to Seattle deal is done.  Announcement coming on Monday.  And if Pete is able to bring over people like Jeremy Bates and Ken Norton Jr. I'd actually be pretty freaking stoked about all this.  If anyone could light a fire under the asses of that LB crew in Seattle, it'd be Norton.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on January 09, 2010, 09:41:54 AM
Pete Carroll  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 09, 2010, 09:45:32 AM
I'd take Hitler's ghost over Mora Jr, so this is an improvement.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on January 09, 2010, 09:59:22 AM
Yea? Well speaking from a Jets fan's perspective just be ready for some grim, grim times ahead for your franchise.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 09, 2010, 10:10:02 AM
I'll send you a tape of the 2009 Seahawk season.  The only thing missing from that travesty was a blimp attack.

Good or bad, Carroll brings an identity to the Seahawks and that's at least something when you're living up here in media Siberia.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 09, 2010, 10:28:35 AM
Carroll is just running away from all the problems at USC, choosing to hide in the most remote part of national football to get away from all the scrutiny. This is like the NFL's version of Witness.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on January 09, 2010, 11:43:04 AM
running away from problems :bow2

the mark of the great ones. if his first year is shit, at least fans can blame the upcoming divorce scandal!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
or Mora in a pinch.
[close]
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 09, 2010, 01:21:35 PM
The fact that almost everyone is picking the Cowboys to win tonight makes me nervous; Peter King actually picked them to win the Superbowl! I can just see 13 years of playoff futility coming back around to bite them in the ass one more time.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: twerd on January 09, 2010, 01:31:10 PM
The fact that almost everyone is picking the Cowboys to win tonight makes me nervous; Peter King actually picked them to win the Superbowl! I can just see 13 years of playoff futility coming back around to bite them in the ass one more time.

as a cowboy fan, i know this feeling exactly, since it happened less than 2 years ago.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 09, 2010, 03:36:42 PM
Boring picks:

Bengals, Cowboys, Patriots, Packers.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on January 09, 2010, 04:12:05 PM
Cincy, Dallas, Baltimore, Green Bay.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2010, 05:18:27 PM
Braylon Edwards, you piece of shit.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on January 09, 2010, 05:22:25 PM
Having trouble getting into this game. No one's playing great, the commentators eat shit, and Marvin Lewis is a challenge-wasting distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. Might just go play some Last Remnant lol.

Bengals 14-3
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on January 09, 2010, 05:23:37 PM
Oh, and COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2010, 05:24:21 PM
It's pretty terrible, yeah.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 09, 2010, 05:26:13 PM
Oh, and COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS COMMERCIALS

That Blackberry commercial is so terrible.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2010, 05:42:34 PM
I like this game now.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on January 09, 2010, 05:43:23 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 09, 2010, 07:04:02 PM
Sanchize :bow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2010, 07:04:40 PM
Jets will find a way to lose.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 09, 2010, 07:06:19 PM
fuck, the NFL nuked the justintv stream I was looking at
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 09, 2010, 07:09:47 PM
fuck, the NFL nuked the justintv stream I was looking at

http://www.atdhe.net/
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on January 09, 2010, 07:15:49 PM
Veetle has streams that are almost HD.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 09, 2010, 07:19:29 PM
fuck, the NFL nuked the justintv stream I was looking at

http://www.atdhe.net/

nice  :o
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 09, 2010, 07:21:05 PM
Please Jesus don't let the Jets win.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 09, 2010, 07:23:38 PM
You have got to be fucking shitting me.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2010, 07:26:57 PM
:rofl

lol bengals, that makes it 20 years without a playoff win
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 09, 2010, 07:28:03 PM
George RR Martin might die if the Jets mange to lose this.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 09, 2010, 07:31:21 PM
The Bengals have been involved in so many crazy games decided by the last second that they still may have a chance.  Not likely, but still......

Edit- oh fucking nevermind. 
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 09, 2010, 07:32:17 PM
Carson Palmer is worse than Hitler.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 09, 2010, 07:32:47 PM
Bungles.  :punch
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 09, 2010, 07:33:11 PM
Carson Palmer is worse than Hitler.

But is he worse than Cutler?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 09, 2010, 07:34:10 PM
Chad crying :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 09, 2010, 07:34:32 PM
lol bengals
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 09, 2010, 07:34:45 PM
Carson Palmer is worse than Hitler.

But is he worse than Cutler?

Cutler exists in an entirely different universe of suck.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2010, 07:35:18 PM
:rock
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 09, 2010, 07:35:48 PM
Ever since Carson Palmer got injured a couple years ago he's been possessed by the ghost of Akili Smith.  Pretty dramatic fall, imo.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on January 09, 2010, 07:37:23 PM
Everyone pray to the football Gods that the next game will be mildly interesting
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 09, 2010, 07:39:16 PM
By mildly interesting, I'm assuming you mean a total destruction of the Cowboys with a lot of shots of people crying in the stands.

I'm praying for that too.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 09, 2010, 07:40:53 PM
lol at harSon in the gaf thread, someone's butthurt
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on January 09, 2010, 07:43:50 PM
By mildly interesting, I'm assuming you mean a total destruction of the Cowboys with a lot of shots of people crying in the stands.

I'm praying for that too.
:lol Pretty much. Let's hope Romo's December curse just skipped a month

And smh at harSon. Dude is an eternal well of girl tears
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 09, 2010, 07:45:28 PM
He accuses me of being a lifelong.  lulz.  I was banned for half of the season!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 09, 2010, 08:40:49 PM
Dallas touchdown!! :rock
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 09, 2010, 09:50:18 PM
well this game sucks
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 09, 2010, 10:23:25 PM
From the GAF thread (made by SNESFreak?)

(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc45/snesfreak/neogaf/1zmzi0w.gif)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 09, 2010, 11:06:20 PM
The 'Boys are Back in Town
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 09, 2010, 11:14:02 PM
lol eagles lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on January 09, 2010, 11:14:48 PM
From the GAF thread (made by SNESFreak?)

(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc45/snesfreak/neogaf/1zmzi0w.gif)
Probably his best moment all night
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 09, 2010, 11:27:03 PM
:drudge FIRST PLAYOFF WIN IN 13 YEARS, THE DROUGHT IS OVER!!! :drudge

[youtube=560,345]wvsboPUjrGc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 09, 2010, 11:48:58 PM
2010 OFF TO A FANTASTIC START.

The darkest decade since WWII is over, a new era of progress and prosperity has begun.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2010, 12:03:16 AM
I'm gonna be sick  :-X

was hoping for and expecting a Dallas loss
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 10, 2010, 12:08:46 AM
As a Redskins fan, I want to hurl right now.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 10, 2010, 12:17:57 AM
was hoping for and expecting a Dallas loss

Based on what? Dallas dominated Philadelphia last week and this week was more or less a repeat of that. It wasn't going to be like 2007 when the Cowboys slid into the playoffs with two losses in a row and then went up against a New York team that was on fire and ended up losing despite beating NY twice during the regular season. Both teams were the same in the first game as they were in the second, this is just how it was going to be.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2010, 12:21:13 AM
Was expecting the new stadium to ring in 2010 with the first of many post season choke jobs.

The teams playing tomorrow are kinda neutral to me; I don't feel one way or another about them, outside of liking Brady and Warner.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 10, 2010, 12:38:22 AM
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a101/jadillac1181/SDC11669.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 10, 2010, 12:50:03 AM
The best part about this Cowboys victory will be reading Kissing Suzy Kolber next week to see how Bizarro Wade n' Jerry react.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 10, 2010, 01:32:13 AM
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a101/jadillac1181/SDC11669.jpg)

:rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 10, 2010, 01:33:26 AM
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a101/jadillac1181/SDC11669.jpg)

:rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 10, 2010, 07:40:35 AM
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 10, 2010, 12:12:33 PM
(http://kimag.es/share/89762209.gif)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 10, 2010, 01:24:25 PM
:lol So has he changed his name back yet?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on January 10, 2010, 01:26:11 PM
This is awesome. Triumph don't jump off the ship please. It's only a flesh wound.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on January 10, 2010, 01:37:18 PM
ONLY A FLESH WOUND!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 10, 2010, 01:47:19 PM
wow at the first quarter.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 10, 2010, 02:56:42 PM
Now we need a Tom Brady crying gif.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Rman on January 10, 2010, 03:03:16 PM
:rofl @ NE

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 10, 2010, 03:17:18 PM
Man, this'll be a huge upset
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 10, 2010, 03:24:22 PM
Sanchize > Brady
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Rman on January 10, 2010, 03:32:06 PM
Nice blocking by the O Line.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 10, 2010, 03:32:17 PM
dagger
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Rman on January 10, 2010, 03:35:56 PM
Wow.  Robbed on the two point conversion there.

Edit: looks like they've challenged it.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 10, 2010, 03:45:42 PM
Shit.  I didn't know the game was on.  I went to the gym thinking that it didn't start until 1PST.

Oh well. Not like this was close anyway.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 10, 2010, 03:50:47 PM
lol brady
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Rman on January 10, 2010, 03:51:49 PM
Are we gonna have any good games this weekend?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 10, 2010, 03:55:26 PM
I think the GB-ARI game has a chance at being interesting.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on January 10, 2010, 04:15:02 PM
Brady throwing 3 INTs in a playoff game is always interesting.

edit: Belichick is near tears in the press conference :lol I honestly couldn't even watch after the first half. This has been the worst week of wildcard games in recent memory, I think
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 10, 2010, 04:21:21 PM
Sanchize > Brady

Cassel > Brady
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 10, 2010, 04:21:25 PM
Belichick kept making this sucking sound through his teeth, you could just tell he was fuming :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on January 10, 2010, 04:52:49 PM
:rofl This is pathetic
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 10, 2010, 04:57:36 PM
I really hate the Cards.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 10, 2010, 05:12:50 PM
Well, this game sucks too.

I think we can all agree that the only good thing that came out of this weekend was that Jim Mora Jr got canned.  Right? Right?!?

That's what I thought.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 10, 2010, 05:14:00 PM
I think the GB-ARI game has a chance at being interesting.

Well YOU THOUGHT WRONG.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 10, 2010, 05:23:21 PM
54 yrd attempt?  WTF.

So now what?  The Cards get the ball at the Pack 40 or somethin'?

Jesus, doesn't the NFL have a mercy rule?  Let's just move to next week already.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 10, 2010, 05:26:35 PM
OMG Green Bay does something.  Can't wait til they have to punt it away.  Or maybe they can go for a 80 yard field goal this time.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 10, 2010, 05:34:08 PM
Holy fuck balls doctor.  We have a pulse.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 10, 2010, 05:49:51 PM
Well, time to go do something else.   Game off.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 10, 2010, 06:07:55 PM
lol nfl playoffs
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2010, 06:10:34 PM
Brady  :'(

Warner :bow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Rman on January 10, 2010, 06:46:28 PM
Well, time to go do something else.   Game off.
Hold on there, now.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 10, 2010, 07:08:59 PM
155.4 passer rating   :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 10, 2010, 07:10:18 PM
Holy crap, an Arizona punt.  Who'd thunk?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 10, 2010, 07:17:17 PM
Well I'll be damned.  We got a game folks.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 10, 2010, 07:28:53 PM
Warner is defeating Atheism.  :(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on January 10, 2010, 07:31:04 PM
The defense is horrendous for both teams right now but at least it's fun to watch lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 10, 2010, 07:34:14 PM
wow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 10, 2010, 07:35:53 PM
Warner is defeating Atheism.  :(

I loled.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 10, 2010, 07:41:37 PM
too early
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 10, 2010, 07:47:50 PM
too early

yup, should have run a couple more times and then tossed it in

at least this game was fun to watch, which is a first this post-season
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 10, 2010, 07:50:14 PM
OMFG
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 10, 2010, 07:50:19 PM
Where's your Messiah now?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 10, 2010, 07:50:40 PM
Well, whoever wins the coin flip, wins the game.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on January 10, 2010, 07:52:22 PM
:piss Sudden death OT :piss2

The ONLY good thing about the NCAA.

And that kicker should be put on suicide watch
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 10, 2010, 07:52:37 PM
Well, whoever wins the coin flip, wins the game.

Packers win!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 10, 2010, 07:52:43 PM
Oh man....lol.  Green Bay's got a chance
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 10, 2010, 07:56:15 PM
fuck

he was open
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 10, 2010, 07:57:05 PM
flags falling from heaven!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 10, 2010, 07:58:35 PM
oh come on
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 10, 2010, 07:58:45 PM
Fuck.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on January 10, 2010, 08:00:41 PM
Legendary choke.

Saints/Cardinals will be awesome
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 10, 2010, 08:01:06 PM
Where's your Messiah now?

(http://sportsroids.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/kurt-warner-fantasy-qb-cardinals-wife.jpg)

"JESUS WILL PROVIDE BITCHES. HE TESTED ME LIKE HE TESTED JOB!"

NO STEM CELLS!!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 10, 2010, 08:02:03 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 10, 2010, 08:02:17 PM
I think the GB-ARI game has a chance at being interesting.

Well YOU THOUGHT WRONG.

NO YOU THOUGHT WRONG.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 10, 2010, 08:02:33 PM
Christianity survives another week.  :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 10, 2010, 08:06:47 PM
I gotta admit, that was a pretty damn entertaining game even though the Cards won.  It reminded me of that playoff game back in '02 between San Fran and the Giants.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on January 10, 2010, 08:08:34 PM
Yeah, that second half shootout made up for all the other shitfests
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on January 10, 2010, 08:43:01 PM
saw the last quarter+ of the GB/AZ game. much better than expected.

I really want NO to destroy AZ though. :punch

GO SAINTS
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 10, 2010, 08:48:44 PM
Saints limped into the playoffs. They're one-and-done. I can't believe Arizona could potentially end up back in the Super Bowl.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on January 10, 2010, 08:51:40 PM
Saints limped into the playoffs. They're one-and-done. I can't believe Arizona could potentially end up back in the Super Bowl.

my brain tells me this...but for some reason I don't believe. I think the Saints have a chance to crush.

I mean, THE SAINTS are the NFC #1 SEED. that kinda flies against logic in the first place.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 10, 2010, 08:52:30 PM
Yeah, because they were perfect heading into December! This is not the time of year you want to derail.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 10, 2010, 09:02:11 PM
I think the GB-ARI game has a chance at being interesting.

Well YOU THOUGHT WRONG.

NO YOU THOUGHT WRONG.

Until you remembered that it was Arizona and Green Bay playing!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: etiolate on January 10, 2010, 09:16:43 PM
How do the niners continually own the Cards and the rest of the league let them off the hook?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 10, 2010, 10:17:38 PM
via ninja scooter
(http://i.tsn.com/i/photos/20090820/121919.gif)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 10, 2010, 10:18:41 PM
How does LSUfreek come up with this shit :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 11, 2010, 01:24:52 AM
Kurt Warner 2012 :bow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 11, 2010, 02:52:37 PM
It's official. Pete Carroll is the new Seahawks head coach.  :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 11, 2010, 02:54:43 PM
Kurt Warner 2012 :bow

Thank God the world is ending.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 11, 2010, 07:02:43 PM
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4072/4267611540_7346a83c0d_o.gif)
 :lol

Saturday

Cards @ Saints (the banana Kurt Warner is an atheists worst nightmare)
Ravens @ Colts (only for the potential lols)


Sunday

Cowboys @ Vikings
Jets @ Chargers (Sanchize will play horrible)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 11, 2010, 07:05:28 PM
Cards, Colts, Vikings, Chargers
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 11, 2010, 07:06:10 PM
All the teams that begin with C will win.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 11, 2010, 07:06:54 PM
Damn, I should've done that.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 11, 2010, 07:17:47 PM
The Cowboys look too fucking good to be stopped, and the Vikings have shown to be very beatable.  The Cards and Saints game could go either way I feel, but neither team has a great defense and the Saints to have any momentum.

The Jets are a joke and will still be a joke even if they win this game as well.  And I won't root for an AFC North team, especially against Peyton.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 11, 2010, 07:21:01 PM
The Vikings stumbled into the playoffs but I think they'll get the job done at home; plus, fuck the cowboys

Saints also stumbled into the playoffs. It'll be a shootout but I think the Cards have a good chance.

Jets lol

I really think the Colts could lose.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 11, 2010, 07:26:40 PM
They definitely could considering their early season game against the Ravens was pretty close, but I'm 99.9% sure they could've easily been 16-0 in the regular season, if Caldwell wasn't so dumb.  I foresee either a tight game with the Colts edging out with a field goal or a complete Rapeton Manning day of the Baltimore defense, with 4 TDs
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 11, 2010, 07:27:01 PM
Saints, Colts, Cowboys, Chargers

book it
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 11, 2010, 07:41:24 PM
DeMarcus Ware will sack Favre on the first Vikings drive of the game and break his hip. Vikings will put up a good fight on the ground with AP, but crumble in the second half.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 11, 2010, 08:30:11 PM
It's official. Pete Carroll is the new Seahawks head coach.  :-\

You'd rather it be Jim fucking Mora Jr?!?

I don't care what everyone says, this is an improvement over what we had.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 11, 2010, 08:38:52 PM
Cowboys are a juggernaut the past few games, I dunno why you'd pick the Vikings except for your irrational hatred of America's Team woo
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 11, 2010, 09:59:11 PM
My record speaks for itself in this NFL thread :bow

Predicted Lions first win :bow
Second place in fantasy :bow
Triumph annihilated :bow

My guarantee of next week: Cowboys lose
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 11, 2010, 10:10:19 PM
Predicted Lions first win :bow

Well yeah, if you say every week that the Lions are gonna win, you'll eventually be right.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 11, 2010, 10:18:12 PM
My record speaks for itself in this NFL thread :bow

I'm gonna be sick  :-X

was hoping for and expecting a Dallas loss

Sure does.  :smug
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 11, 2010, 10:40:54 PM
I can see Dallas beating Minnesota. They've got the all important momentum going into the Playoffs, where the Vikings are falling victim to the time tested Favre bumblin', sling and slangin' Playoffs tactics.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 12, 2010, 12:40:33 AM
My record speaks for itself in this NFL thread :bow

Triumph annihilated :bow

Whoa whoa whoa... do we have to go over this again?

If losing to me twice in the regular season by a total of more than 100 points only to barely beat me by less than 10 in the first round of the playoffs is annihilation... then sure, consider me annihilated.  In the meantime, your homeskoold ass might want to consult a dictionary, and not one of the Jesus approved ones that mommy gave you.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2010, 01:43:43 AM
I could see Favre fucking the Vikes over with multiple INTs/dumb decisions. But eh, I really think he's going to win the game for them. Dallas destroyed a team that had no running game; add a poor McNabb showing and you have a recipe for disaster. That's not going to happen at Minnesota.


Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on January 12, 2010, 07:37:36 PM
Holy shit!!  :lol :lol
I just finished up a Madden game against the Packers. It was a hard fought game and was up 24-20 with :19 left in the game. I was taking knees on 1st, 2nd, and 3rd down to run out the clock. Instead of sitting there for 19 second until the clock runs out, I hit supersim to get it over with. It asked me if I wanted to sim the rest of the game. I said yes, heard the crowd roar and toggled down to see the last play.
Apparently we punted and it was returned for a TD instead of letting the clock run out so we lose 24-27!!!!  :duh :rofl
They didn't need to run a play!!!!!!!
:rofl That is the shittiest AI I've ever seen.  :piss EA
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2010, 02:28:09 PM
Alright, gun to your head, if you had to choose one QB who you think will get to the superbowl and win, who do you go with?

On one hand Manning seems like the safest pick, but then again...Manning chokes in the playoffs, and didn't play particularly well when he was in the superbowl. I'm gonna have to think about this

I wouldn't go with Warner or Favre. Any game for them can turn into a turnover-fest
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 14, 2010, 02:32:34 PM
Maurice talking about more stuff he knows nothing about (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/126162-the-myth-of-peyton-mannings-postseason-chokes-exposed-as-works-of-fiction):

Quote from: Bleacher Report
These are Peyton Manning's career statistics in the postseason...

348 of 565 (61.5 percent) for 4,207 yards. 22 touchdown passes and 17 interceptions.

His quarterback rating: 84.8

Wait a second, if Manning has been so horrible during the postseason, his numbers have to be worse than that?

Actually no.

With the exception of a few really bad postseason games, Manning has otherwise remained quite effective during January.

To put his postseason quarterback rating in perspective, it's higher than the career quarterback rating of Roger Staubach, Jim Kelly, Len Dawson, Sonny Jurgensen, Troy Aikman, Warren Moon, Bart Starr, Fran Tarkenton, Dan Fouts, and John Elway. All of them are members of the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

What a choke artist! ::)

Don't hold Manning's solid numbers against him. The Colts got bounced out of the playoffs many times before mainly because of their non-existent defense.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2010, 02:35:44 PM
22 touchdown passes and 17 interceptions, 84 qb rating? Maybe not "choke artist", but definitely not good.

damn, Riverz or Manning I guess

edit: I'll go with Manning.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 14, 2010, 02:38:18 PM
Don't back down dude!

my pick:

ben roethlisberger
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2010, 02:39:53 PM
Gun to my head, I guess I'd go with Roflesburger too since it would guarantee I'd never read another HarSon post again
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 14, 2010, 02:44:58 PM
How is a better postseason passer rating than Staubach, Kelly, Dawson, Jurgensen, Aikman, Moon, Starr, Tarkenton, Fouts and motherflippin' Elway not good?

Just man up and say you were wrong. And if you are referring to Philip Rivers when you say "Phillips", then his postseason stats are worse:

He's thrown for 1522 yards, 7 TDs, 7 INTs for a 80.0 passer rating.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2010, 02:47:12 PM
Manning has underachieved in the playoffs, how can you possibly argue against that? Byes, home field advantage, good o line, and a damn good running game for many of those years? Yea...no.

Rivers has worse stats yea, but I think the Chargers are pretty damn good and could get to the superbowl. Ravens can beat the Colts.

Who do you go with Federwing?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 14, 2010, 03:53:30 PM
Again, you can't look at those stats and say Manning has "underachieved" in the playoffs. That's distinguished mentally-challenged. Defense wins championships, and quite frankly, Indy didn't have a remotely decent one until about the time that Manning coincidentally won the Super Bowl. If Manning is an underachiever, so is Aikman, Elway, etc.

Don't be dumb.

My answer? The quarterback doesn't matter, just find a good team. Remember when Trent Dilfer won a ring? Brad Johnson? Joe Theismann for Christ's sake?

You can win a ring with a mediocre QB.

In the fifteen playoff appearances by Manning, you can only realistically peg two or three of the losses on Manning.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 14, 2010, 03:56:01 PM
Don't be dumb.

My answer? The quarterback doesn't matter, just find a good team. Remember when Trent Dilfer won a ring? Brad Johnson? Joe Theismann for Christ's sake?

You can win a ring with a mediocre QB.

Those aren't equivalent statements.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 14, 2010, 03:58:20 PM
Yeah, to be fair, you can't win with Tony Banks, but most of what I said still stands - you can win with a "game managing" quarterback. Power running and defense will always trump aerial displays of finesse.

Give me a Kyle Orton or Joe Flacco and a great running back with a Top 5 defense, and I'll get you to the SUPAH BOWL.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2010, 04:01:18 PM
The stats are the definition of underachievement for a QB in Manning's situation; bringing up Elway and others, who were in different situations, is irrelevant. I'm not referring to Indy's defense, I'm referring to Manning's production on the field. Sure Indy has one superbowl due to defense, but their defense has little to do with Manning's performance. He's a different QB in the playoffs

I can't wait for the Ravens/Colts game. Last time they played Manning struggled and the Colts barely won (granted it was at Baltimore). If Flacco doesn't fuck up, I think the Ravens have a shot.

But Willco you didn't answer my question: which QB do you take dammit
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 14, 2010, 04:02:27 PM


But Willco you didn't answer my question: which QB do you take dammit

Kyle Orton. Learn to read.  :lenowned
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2010, 04:02:56 PM


But Willco you didn't answer my question: which QB do you take dammit

Kyle Orton. Learn to read.  :lenowned

Kyle Orton is in the playoffs?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 14, 2010, 04:04:56 PM
The stats are the definition of underachievement for a QB in Manning's situation; bringing up Elway and others, who were in different situations, is irrelevant.

The postseason statistics of other Super Bowl-winning, Hall of Fame quarterbacks are irrelevant when talking about the postseason statistics of Manning?

Really?

:lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 14, 2010, 04:05:05 PM


But Willco you didn't answer my question: which QB do you take dammit

Kyle Orton. Learn to read.  :lenowned

Kyle Orton is in the playoffs?

Well, add a great running back and top five defense, two easy tasks.  :lenowned
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 14, 2010, 04:05:54 PM
That's why you never build around a quarterback. Build around both the offensive and defensive lines, and then work your way from there.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2010, 04:08:32 PM
Honestly I'd agree with Willco on that. You don't need a great qb to win, you need defense and a running game; having a good qb certainly helps though.

But with respect to postseason stats of QBs in different situations than Manning not being analogous...well if you don't see the difference I guess this discussion is hopeless. So which QB do you go with
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 14, 2010, 04:10:34 PM
JASON CAMPBELL.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 14, 2010, 07:14:07 PM
How is a better postseason passer rating than Staubach, Kelly, Dawson, Jurgensen, Aikman, Moon, Starr, Tarkenton, Fouts and motherflippin' Elway not good?

Just man up and say you were wrong. And if you are referring to Philip Rivers when you say "Phillips", then his postseason stats are worse:

He's thrown for 1522 yards, 7 TDs, 7 INTs for a 80.0 passer rating.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/lasertar.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 14, 2010, 08:17:18 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on January 15, 2010, 09:20:32 AM
How is a better postseason passer rating than Staubach, Kelly, Dawson, Jurgensen, Aikman, Moon, Starr, Tarkenton, Fouts and motherflippin' Elway not good?

Just man up and say you were wrong. And if you are referring to Philip Rivers when you say "Phillips", then his postseason stats are worse:

He's thrown for 1522 yards, 7 TDs, 7 INTs for a 80.0 passer rating.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/lasertar.jpg[img]

OMG  :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 16, 2010, 04:33:48 PM
LOL
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 16, 2010, 04:33:59 PM
Well that was fast!

Cards :rock
Saints :piss2
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 16, 2010, 04:35:28 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 16, 2010, 04:37:03 PM
A team that's been in shambles for years suddenly goes on an amazing run where they win the top seed in the NFC but show signs of weakness in December and then lose in their first playoff game? Where have I heard this story before? Hmmm....
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 16, 2010, 04:42:20 PM
:rock Jesus :rock

:piss Evolution :piss2

:lol

I wouldn't go that far. I just took the Cards in my pick-em league.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 16, 2010, 04:42:57 PM
for PD: http://www.atdhe.net/11632/watch-arizona-cardinals-vs-new-orleans-saints
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 16, 2010, 04:44:05 PM
Atheism fights back.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 16, 2010, 04:45:33 PM
for PD: http://www.atdhe.net/11632/watch-arizona-cardinals-vs-new-orleans-saints

thanks. Justinsane is working now but the nfl will shit can it soon enough.

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 16, 2010, 04:56:00 PM
who's this person pretending to be jeremy shocky
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 16, 2010, 04:56:51 PM
Breesus > Jesus
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 16, 2010, 04:56:55 PM
Team Atheism takes the lead.

Will Warner rise from the dead? He doesn't have three days.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 16, 2010, 04:58:48 PM
Team Atheism takes the lead.

Will Warner rise from the dead? He doesn't have three days.

Three quarters, tho.  :smug
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 16, 2010, 05:10:57 PM
The devil is testing our faith
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 16, 2010, 05:11:43 PM
Team Atheism--aka the SAINTS!--is hammering the nails into Warner.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 16, 2010, 05:14:15 PM
Jesus is down
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on January 16, 2010, 05:42:20 PM
GO SAINTS!!!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 16, 2010, 06:02:04 PM
Fuck Leinart's arm is weak.  That pass looked like it came from a 6 year old girl.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 16, 2010, 06:06:42 PM
Fuck Leinart's arm is weak.  That pass looked like it came from a 6 year old girl.


False Messiah.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 16, 2010, 06:08:20 PM
I really want to see Arizona lose this one but I hope they'll be able to make it closer in the second half just to make it interesting.  If Warner isn't able to return, freakin' game over.  Leinart can't direct shit.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 16, 2010, 06:25:21 PM
Looks like Christianity is on the rebound.  Someone must've layed hands on Warner during halftime.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 16, 2010, 06:27:35 PM
Jesus rising from the locker room floor!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 16, 2010, 06:52:13 PM
I thought the Saints were the Christian team? ???
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mandark on January 16, 2010, 07:29:30 PM
They'd be the Frenchified Catholic team, whereas Warner represents middle American born-again Protestantism.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 16, 2010, 07:32:02 PM
Probably made a pact with the devil. I expect another hurricane.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 17, 2010, 12:39:22 PM
Is there anything worse than NFL pre-game shows, especially during the playoffs?  I love the game analysts on what a team needs to do to win - "They got to stop the other guy from scoring more points and not turn the ball over."

Well holy fuck balls.  1 hour of this crap?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 17, 2010, 01:28:07 PM
favrerererererererere
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Rman on January 17, 2010, 03:40:14 PM
LOL Cowboys.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 17, 2010, 03:40:42 PM
GOD DAMMIT ROMO. WIN THIS GAME. STOP FUCKING ME OVER.

Counting on Romo?  :lol :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on January 17, 2010, 04:02:11 PM
That last TD was hilarious :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 17, 2010, 04:03:39 PM
I don't really give a shit about outcomes anymore, I just want to see a good game.  Outside of that Arizona-Green Bay game, this year's playoffs have sucked.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 17, 2010, 04:04:58 PM
I don't really give a shit about outcomes anymore, I just want to see a good game.  Outside of that Arizona-Green Bay game, this year's playoffs have sucked.

Gonna have to wait until at least next weekend, then.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 17, 2010, 04:07:11 PM
I don't really give a shit about outcomes anymore, I just want to see a good game.  Outside of that Arizona-Green Bay game, this year's playoffs have sucked.

Gonna have to wait until at least next weekend, then.

YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/lasertar.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 17, 2010, 04:08:09 PM
Yeah, the San Diego - New York game has about zero chance of being good.  Plus it's on CBS.  I don't know about how anyone else feels about watching the NFL on CBS but to me it's like visiting the yawn factory.  I just don't like anyone they have on that network.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Rman on January 17, 2010, 04:12:45 PM
Yeah.  CBS announcers have no energy at all.  I like their studio crew, though.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 17, 2010, 04:14:04 PM
Green Man on suicide watch.

I'm done with Romo. Stop holding the team back, you sack of shit.

Additionally, why did they decide to not play Defense the entire game? for fucks sake.

It wasn't even Romo's fault. The O-line got totally fucking dominated.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 17, 2010, 04:17:22 PM
Green Man on suicide watch.

I'm done with Romo. Stop holding the team back, you sack of shit.

Additionally, why did they decide to not play Defense the entire game? for fucks sake.

It wasn't even Romo's fault. The O-line got totally fucking dominated.

Pretty much.  Romo did make some stupid throws, but he kind of had to or he was gonna get murdered by Jared Allen and his Mullet of Awesomeness.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 17, 2010, 04:21:06 PM
 :lol :lol :lol @ Dallas and their enablers
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 17, 2010, 04:28:21 PM


Bigger loser in Dallas: Romo or Nowitzki?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 17, 2010, 04:29:44 PM
At least Dirk has had some success in the playoffs
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 17, 2010, 04:33:29 PM
But Romo has never proposed to a cheeseburger.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 17, 2010, 04:34:33 PM
 :-[
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on January 17, 2010, 06:50:23 PM
The chargers better not blow this.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 17, 2010, 07:32:47 PM
I can't believe this. :lol :lol

Chargers are chokers.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 17, 2010, 07:53:59 PM
well, that's the game
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 17, 2010, 07:56:22 PM
Fucking Chargers.  Well here's hoping Manning puts on a clinic next week against the Jets.

But hey, at least that was an entertaining game.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 17, 2010, 07:56:36 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl

The Chargers just lost to a team that didn't deserve to be in the playoffs.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 17, 2010, 07:56:56 PM
Wow, the Jets were handed the AFC Championship. Chargers' kicker is a joke, and Norv is an idiot for that onside kick. What the fuck was he thinking?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 17, 2010, 07:57:56 PM
NFL is obviously rigged. Goodell loves the Sanchize!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 17, 2010, 07:58:58 PM
If Sanchez makes it to the Superbowl, I want someone to shoot me and then vomit in my mouth.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 17, 2010, 08:00:22 PM
If Sanchez makes it to the Superbowl, I want someone to shoot me and then vomit in my mouth.

Oh, I'll do something in your mouth.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 17, 2010, 08:01:24 PM
I think Manning is going to RAPE the Jets next weekend.

Indy to lose by 21 confirmed.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 17, 2010, 08:03:25 PM
Someone is going to get a Dirty Sanchez.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 17, 2010, 08:07:27 PM
Sanchez may be the worst NFL quarterback to ever make the AFC Championship.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 17, 2010, 08:13:10 PM
Gary Whitta to write "DIRTY SANCHEZ", the biopic about New York Jets star quarterback and rookie sensation!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 17, 2010, 08:15:49 PM
Mine is full of pleasantly surprised Jets fans. :rock
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 17, 2010, 08:17:08 PM
BOOK OF ELI 2: THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO SANCHEZ

This time, the twist is that the refs are blind! Hyuk-hyuk!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 17, 2010, 08:17:30 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 17, 2010, 08:18:05 PM
I turned off my cellphone. The producer of the project I'm attached to, and good friend of mine, is a massive Jets fan. I was actually telling him not to hang himself after the Chargers whoop DAT ASS during halftime. I won't pick up the phone until Tuesday.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 17, 2010, 08:20:22 PM
My facebook news feed is going crazy with Bolts fans whose dreams just got shattered.

Another rags to riches to rags season for Norv Turner and Chargers fans. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on January 17, 2010, 08:24:26 PM
Norv Turner curse continues. The only reason they were in this game is because they had a bye last week.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Rman on January 17, 2010, 09:09:11 PM
Jesus, the Chargers have no luck.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 17, 2010, 10:06:44 PM
(http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/rex4.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/lasertar.jpg)
(http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/rex4.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/lasertar.jpg)
(http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/rex4.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/lasertar.jpg)
(http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/rex4.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/lasertar.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 17, 2010, 10:11:15 PM
holy shit @ the jets  :lol

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 17, 2010, 10:18:32 PM
I turned off my cellphone. The producer of the project I'm attached to, and good friend of mine, is a massive Jets fan. I was actually telling him not to hang himself after the Chargers whoop DAT ASS during halftime. I won't pick up the phone until Tuesday.

You'd probably lose weight faster if you weren't always eating so much crow.

good one ???
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 17, 2010, 10:19:28 PM
I turned off my cellphone. The producer of the project I'm attached to, and good friend of mine, is a massive Jets fan. I was actually telling him not to hang himself after the Chargers whoop DAT ASS during halftime. I won't pick up the phone until Tuesday.

You'd probably lose weight faster if you weren't always eating so much crow.

good one ???

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/Triumph/lasertar.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 17, 2010, 10:20:21 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on January 17, 2010, 10:39:44 PM
Sanchez may be the worst NFL quarterback to ever make the AFC Championship.
Even worse than that unibrowed mongoloid that still lives with his parents and has a Tom Brady poster hanging over his bed?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 18, 2010, 01:14:23 AM
FUCKING JETS WOOOOO

I AM DRUNK
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on January 18, 2010, 09:07:35 AM
Sanchez may be the worst NFL quarterback to ever make the AFC Championship.
Close. He's no Trent Dilfer.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on January 18, 2010, 11:27:46 AM
Sanchez gets a lot of flack, but he's a fucking rookie playing in a run first system. He's made key 3rd down completions and kept his team in it. He sucks at his reads, but so long as they roll him out and don't put him shotgun with no one in the backfield to pick up the blitzer (READ THIS SCHOTTY YOU IMBECILE!) he does fine.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 19, 2010, 01:39:41 PM
The Bills hired... Chan Gailey to be their coach?  Uh, ok.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 19, 2010, 01:45:48 PM
The Bills hired... Chan Gailey to be their coach?  Uh, ok.

:rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2010, 01:58:34 PM
AFC Championship Game -- N.Y. Jets at Indianapolis    
NFC Championship Game -- Minnesota at New Orleans

My heart says Favre, my brain says NO defense  :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2010, 03:23:15 PM
Apparently the Lions are looking at C.J. Spiller for the 2nd pick...

If that happens I'm going to break something
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 19, 2010, 03:55:49 PM
I have to believe that God doesn't want BritFarr to win another Super Bowl.  Because if that whining drama queen wins the Super Bowl, I am done with football.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 20, 2010, 08:53:11 PM
The Bills hired... Chan Gailey to be their coach?  Uh, ok.

Apparently they did more than just hire him. No wonder nobody else wanted the job.

(http://i48.tinypic.com/20jmzw1.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 20, 2010, 09:04:29 PM
The Bills hired... Chan Gailey to be their coach?  Uh, ok.

Apparently they did more than just hire him. No wonder nobody else wanted the job.

(http://i48.tinypic.com/20jmzw1.jpg)

:rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 02:04:01 PM
BUMPED

T-MINUS ONE HOUR

:rock :rock :rock

Oh wait, I have to say how badly the Jets are going to lose -- that's what has worked so far.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2010, 02:06:57 PM
They are gonna lose pretty badly, tho.

Honestly, that's not the important game today.  If Brett Favre wins another SuperBowl, I am done with football.  Do the right thing, Saints defenders- fall on his knees.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 02:08:19 PM
They are gonna lose pretty badly, tho.

Oh yeah, I know.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:spin
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Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on January 24, 2010, 02:18:19 PM
What time are the jets game and saints games?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on January 24, 2010, 02:21:57 PM
Jets game at 2ish? Saints game starts at 5:30.

State is hype, everyone is going crazy. GO JETS. GO SAINTS.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on January 24, 2010, 02:23:52 PM
I actually hope the Vikings win just to see the hilarious fallout happen.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on January 24, 2010, 02:25:16 PM
I actually hope the Vikings win just to see the hilarious fallout happen.

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 02:27:18 PM
Jets game at 2ish? Saints game starts at 5:30.

State is hype, everyone is going crazy. GO JETS. GO SAINTS.

Add an hour to these times for the real time zone.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Himu on January 24, 2010, 02:28:23 PM
Okay. Eastern time zone gogo.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2010, 03:07:40 PM
They are gonna lose pretty badly, tho.

Honestly, that's not the important game today.  If Brett Favre wins another SuperBowl, I am done with football.  Do the right thing, Saints defenders- fall on his knees.

I think I can tolerate a Favre win; if he wins it'll prove people wrong. What I won't be able to tolerate is two weeks of pre-Superbowl Favre hype. We won't be able to escape the story. 60 Minutes, magazines, ESPN, etc everyone  :-X
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 24, 2010, 03:11:57 PM
jets are killin it
was looking forward to a monster Colts/Saints orgy of offense in the superbowl... watch it end up being jets/vikings
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 24, 2010, 03:17:06 PM
that budlight paintball commercial was awesome :lol should've saved that for the superbowl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 24, 2010, 03:42:37 PM
wow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 03:42:45 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOD
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2010, 03:45:31 PM
holy shit

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 24, 2010, 04:09:02 PM
sanchize indeed.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 04:09:23 PM
This is fucking unbelievable.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Colts D lol
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Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 04:26:56 PM
Jesus, how does Manning do that.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 04:58:27 PM
Yeah, Manning activated God mode during halftime.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 24, 2010, 04:59:25 PM
Don't stop believing, Joel.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 05:03:30 PM
He's just too fucking good. If only the Jets could clone Revis.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 05:09:00 PM
Nevermind.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2010, 05:18:33 PM
Sanchize ran out of magic dust  :'(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 05:21:38 PM
I'll say that when he throws a pick.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 05:34:09 PM
welp, that was a nice 1st half, at least
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 24, 2010, 05:40:25 PM
Sanchez may be the worst NFL quarterback to ever have a good 1st half in the AFC Championship.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 05:41:47 PM
Sanchez may be the worst NFL quarterback to ever have a good 1st half in the AFC Championship.

:lol

He really looked great. Even now, he hasn't thrown an INT yet (although he's gotten lucky). He's impressed me a bit, I must say.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2010, 05:52:29 PM
No shame in this loss.

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 05:57:03 PM
anddddddd there we go
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 06:08:52 PM
If the Vikings win, ESPN's sets are going to be covered in semen.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2010, 06:10:08 PM
ESPN, 60 Minutes, mornings shows, magazines, etc. Favre will probably get a shout out during the State of the Union
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 06:10:41 PM
FAVRE VS MANNING

THE BATTLE TO BE THE GOAT

spoiler (click to show/hide)
or at least have as many SBs as Big Ben
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Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2010, 06:14:24 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 24, 2010, 06:37:39 PM
Man, Sanchez has the possibility of turning into a beast with experience. He showed some poise in the first half of the game... then sanchize caught up to him. That should be the meme with him, he'll Be Sanchez when he's awesome and Sanchize when he's chokin'.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bloodwake on January 24, 2010, 06:43:07 PM
Jets losing = sadness.

We have this pool going at work where we get randomly assigned NFL teams which we bet 10 bucks on. If they win the Super Bowl, you get the whole pot. 

If the Jets would have won, I made a deal with the guy who got the Jets that we would split the pot 80/40 if the Vikings (my team) made it also, with the Super Bowl champion getting the bigger cut.

Although I HATE HATE HATE fucking Brett Favre, if he wins the whole fucking thing, I get $120. I feel dirty.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2010, 07:02:28 PM
...how the fuck do you split a pot 80/40?  Is that Kentucky math?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 24, 2010, 07:06:37 PM

$80/$40
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2010, 07:08:10 PM
Oh, ok.

In any event, GO SAINTS KILL THAT OLD DRAMA QUEEN FUCKING RIP HIS LEG OFF AND SODOMIZE HIM WITH IT
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2010, 07:13:34 PM
YES YES YES

KEEP HITTING HIM

(http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/7746/boys28tn.jpg)

SWEEP THE FUCKING LEG
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 07:14:17 PM
END HIS CAREER

FUCK THIS SHIT
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2010, 07:14:59 PM
FUCKING FUCKNUGGETS
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 24, 2010, 07:15:41 PM
BRITFARR!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 24, 2010, 07:15:53 PM

favrerererererererererere
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 24, 2010, 07:17:08 PM
FAVRY!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2010, 08:11:36 PM
I need need *NEED* a screencap of Favre lying on the ground post-fumble with both hands on his helmet.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: pollo on January 24, 2010, 08:47:11 PM
Sanchez played great. Can't do anything when your OCord is a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow who falls in love with the curl/comeback/slant routes that go for about 15.

I guess you're supposed to limit the damage. But it is what it is.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 24, 2010, 08:49:16 PM
what a monster of a game...tour-de-force
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 24, 2010, 08:50:47 PM
hey triumph, how many fantasy points does peterson get for this game?  :lenowned
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 24, 2010, 08:52:43 PM
Favre's hip explodes on the play and the refs give him a pity call.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 24, 2010, 08:55:21 PM
His hip finally reaches critical mass!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2010, 08:55:31 PM
YES YES YES YES

FUCK YOU BRITFARR

TEARS TASTE SO SWEET
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on January 24, 2010, 08:56:24 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: E-DuB on January 24, 2010, 09:03:25 PM
YES YES YES YES

FUCK YOU BRITFARR

TEARS TASTE SO SWEET
:lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 24, 2010, 09:03:32 PM
His hip is held together with duct tape and bailing wire now.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 24, 2010, 09:04:01 PM
FUMBLEFEST!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2010, 09:04:47 PM
YES YES YES

SOMEONE ELSE PLEASE FALL ON HIS BRITTLE OLD ASS

Ok, now come on and start scoring Saints.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 24, 2010, 09:18:31 PM
FUMBLEFEST!

.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Beezy on January 24, 2010, 09:22:19 PM
This is so much better than the Jets/Colts game. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 24, 2010, 09:29:58 PM
This is so much better than the Jets/Colts game. :lol

It feels like it's going by so fast tho...what a masterpiece
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 24, 2010, 09:33:51 PM
Anyone see that shot of Favre walking off the field after AP's TD a few secs ago? He's putting his heart & soul into this game...blood on the field etc...guy looks absolutely annihilated out there. Knock him all you want, but the guy is an amazing competitor.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2010, 09:37:30 PM
Anyone see that shot of Favre walking off the field after AP's TD a few secs ago? He's putting his heart & soul into this game...blood on the field etc...guy looks absolutely annihilated out there. Knock him all you want, but the guy is an amazing competitor.

Jesus fucking Christ, think you could fit anymore cliches in there?  You left out "gunslinger" and "grit".  Fuck Brett Favre.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 24, 2010, 09:37:35 PM
Avril Lavigne and Katy Perry are judging American Idol, and without even a hint of irony.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Beezy on January 24, 2010, 09:42:12 PM
Goddamn, does Mass Effect 2 look like this on the 360? That's fucking sexy.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 24, 2010, 09:44:37 PM
Anyone see that shot of Favre walking off the field after AP's TD a few secs ago? He's putting his heart & soul into this game...blood on the field etc...guy looks absolutely annihilated out there. Knock him all you want, but the guy is an amazing competitor.

Jesus fucking Christ, think you could fit anymore cliches in there?  You left out "gunslinger" and "grit".  Fuck Brett Favre.

:rofl :bow2
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 09:45:04 PM
Goddamn, does Mass Effect 2 look like this on the 360? That's fucking sexy.

I kinda want it now.  :-[
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 24, 2010, 09:46:12 PM
Goddamn, does Mass Effect 2 look like this on the 360? That's fucking sexy.

That was seriously unbelievable.  I haven't watched any of the trailers because I don't wanna be spoiled but I sat through that and am completely blown away.  What an epic masterpiece ME2 is gonna be...game of the gen.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Beezy on January 24, 2010, 09:46:36 PM
Goddamn, does Mass Effect 2 look like this on the 360? That's fucking sexy.

I kinda want it now.  :-[
I haven't got a chance to finish the first one yet. :(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 24, 2010, 09:46:47 PM
(http://freeandflawed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/brett-favre.jpg)

SUCK IT HATERS! I"M GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL AND I'M THE SHIT!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 24, 2010, 09:46:47 PM
They must have spent a ton on these commercials because the ad space had to be mad expensive...like prob a mil
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on January 24, 2010, 09:47:18 PM
Embarrassing loss for the Saints. How many turnovers by the Vikings? 4?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 24, 2010, 09:47:27 PM
fuck the football game, give me ME2...i'm so hyped now.  i'm gonna go buy ME1 tomorrow so i can have a save file ready to transfer over
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: E-DuB on January 24, 2010, 09:47:34 PM
Goddamn, does Mass Effect 2 look like this on the 360? That's fucking sexy.

I kinda want it now.  :-[

Never played the first one but I'll probably borrow it off of a friend instead of buying it! :lol

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: E-DuB on January 24, 2010, 09:47:54 PM
Seriously though, this has been a great game
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 09:48:42 PM
Goddamn, does Mass Effect 2 look like this on the 360? That's fucking sexy.

I kinda want it now.  :-[
I haven't got a chance to finish the first one yet. :(
I remember telling myself when I finished it that I wanted to go through it again. Yeah, that didn't happen. It's weird -- it's actually a fairly terrible game, but I enjoyed it immensely just because of the sci-fi shit. I'm such a nerd. :(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 24, 2010, 09:49:00 PM
Goddamn, does Mass Effect 2 look like this on the 360? That's fucking sexy.

That was seriously unbelievable.  I haven't watched any of the trailers because I don't wanna be spoiled but I sat through that and am completely blown away.  What an epic masterpiece ME2 is gonna be...game of the gen.

You find out at the end that

spoiler (click to show/hide)
BRITFARR IS THE MASS EFFECT!
[close]
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 24, 2010, 09:49:55 PM
OMG :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 24, 2010, 09:50:06 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 24, 2010, 09:50:15 PM
(http://eatdrinkandsleepfootball.com/images/brett_favre_retirement.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: E-DuB on January 24, 2010, 09:50:27 PM
GOT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Beezy on January 24, 2010, 09:50:44 PM
Stoney :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2010, 09:50:54 PM
YES YES YES

FUCK YOU BRETT FAVRE YOU OLD WASHED UP PIECE OF SHIT

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 24, 2010, 09:51:04 PM
Saints should go for a 70 year kick.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 09:51:21 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 24, 2010, 09:51:53 PM
Something was off at the end...calling that 12 man in the huddle penalty at the end of a close game like this is akin to calling a foot fault at the end of a tight tennis match, know what I mean? 

But yeah, back to :lol @ Britt...all they needed was like 10 yards for a FG attempt.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: E-DuB on January 24, 2010, 09:51:56 PM
Over Time!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2010, 09:53:16 PM
YES YES YES

COME ON BREESUS DON'T FAIL US NOW
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Rman on January 24, 2010, 09:55:28 PM
Idiots called heads.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2010, 09:56:45 PM
PLEASE GOD LET THAT BE THE LAST PASS THAT OLD PIECE OF SHIT EVER THROWS
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Rman on January 24, 2010, 10:04:55 PM
Goddell wants a Manning/Favre Superbowl.  Let's see if he gets his wish.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 24, 2010, 10:07:41 PM
Ball def got knocked out...not a first down
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: lordmaji on January 24, 2010, 10:08:02 PM
The OT first down play by the Saints was nice. :)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2010, 10:10:03 PM
HAHAHA

YES YES YES

COME ON, PLEASE GOD
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Beezy on January 24, 2010, 10:10:34 PM
How was that interference? Oh well, doesn't matter.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2010, 10:11:13 PM
YES YES YES

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YES
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Rman on January 24, 2010, 10:13:23 PM
More bullshit officiating.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on January 24, 2010, 10:15:04 PM
Haha the refs bailed on Favre
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Beezy on January 24, 2010, 10:16:59 PM
WOW
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2010, 10:17:09 PM
YES

YES

YES

THERE IS A GOD AND I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN HIM

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU BRITFARR
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Stoney Mason on January 24, 2010, 10:18:25 PM
(http://icedborscht.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/favre_crying_tears_emotional_man_greenbay_conference_dipshit.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 24, 2010, 10:18:26 PM
Will the last play of Favre's career be a stupid, pointless interception? :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 10:19:08 PM
SO AWESOME
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 24, 2010, 10:19:54 PM
Will the last play of Favre's career be a stupid, pointless interception? :lol
He'll need to come back to redeem himself--only to end the season the same exact way.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2010, 10:19:57 PM
Will the last play of Favre's career be a stupid, pointless interception? :lol

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THIS BE THE CASE

PLEASE
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: etiolate on January 24, 2010, 10:20:15 PM
you could tell just by the sound of the kick it was good

he booted that hard
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: lordmaji on January 24, 2010, 10:20:44 PM
Nice play. Go home Vikings. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 24, 2010, 10:21:09 PM
i feel bad for favre...he left everything on the field.  He seems absolutely devastated (subtle and quiet devastation)
i wish the vikings or saints were in the afc so it could be them in the superbowl
colts already won a couple years ago...let the vikes or saints win it
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2010, 10:21:45 PM
Man, I bet akala is out getting hammered right now.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 24, 2010, 10:22:58 PM
Ugly game, but very tense.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 24, 2010, 10:23:18 PM
YES

YES

YES

THERE IS A GOD AND I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN HIM

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU BRITFARR

what's with you?  did favre annihilate your mom or what? 
he seems like a nice guy...who gives a shit if he flip-flopped with retirement, the guy loves the game as much as anyone out there and just didn't know what to do. 
and if it's because the announcers fellate him, how is that his fault? chill the fuck out...you sound like a psycho
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Beezy on January 24, 2010, 10:24:18 PM
Can the Super Bowl game top this? It was tense from beginning to end.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 24, 2010, 10:24:30 PM
He actually sounds like an asshole. Where do you come from saying he seems like a "nice guy"? :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: bachikarn on January 24, 2010, 10:25:32 PM
NFL OT is so distinguished mentally-challenged.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2010, 10:25:54 PM
Fuck off, chow chow.  Britfarr thinks he's bigger than the game or whatever team he's on.  He's a fucking drama queen bitch that doesn't want to put in the work in training camp- he doesn't deserve to be on an NFL team if that's the case, and it clearly is.  Would your boss let you miss the first 1/5 of your work day?  Don't think so.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Dickie Dee on January 24, 2010, 10:25:56 PM
i feel bad for favre...he left everything on the field.  He seems absolutely devastated (subtle and quiet devastation)i wish the vikings or saints were in the afc so it could be them in the superbowl
colts already won a couple years ago...let the vikes or saints win it

:rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 24, 2010, 10:28:31 PM
"They're yelling DOUCHE because they want you to present the trophy!"

ORLY?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: bachikarn on January 24, 2010, 10:30:15 PM
Fuck off, chow chow.  Britfarr thinks he's bigger than the game or whatever team he's on.  He's a fucking drama queen bitch that doesn't want to put in the work in training camp- he doesn't deserve to be on an NFL team if that's the case, and it clearly is.  Would your boss let you miss the first 1/5 of your work day?  Don't think so.

If I was as good as Brett Favre, why not? Obviously teams don't give a shit if they still sign him to a contract. Nearly every person in the NFL is a dirtbag drama team, so don't pretend Favre is unique in that regard.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 24, 2010, 10:32:56 PM
Fuck off, chow chow.  Britfarr thinks he's bigger than the game or whatever team he's on.  He's a fucking drama queen bitch that doesn't want to put in the work in training camp- he doesn't deserve to be on an NFL team if that's the case, and it clearly is.  Would your boss let you miss the first 1/5 of your work day?  Don't think so.

the guy's been in the league for like 20 years and has never missed a single game...is he not allowed to take a break from practice or training camp?? come on, he hasn't missed a single game.  And guess what, he had a monster season..threw for 33 tds and proved everyone wrong, despite missing camp so you're wrong idiot
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: lordmaji on January 24, 2010, 10:33:02 PM
"They're yelling DOUCHE because they want you to present the trophy!"

ORLY?

 :lol :lol :lol I thought it was amusing also.  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 24, 2010, 10:34:31 PM
He had a monster season playing with one of the best offenses in the game. You could have plugged Marc Bulger in there and had the same result. Favre has been mediocre for awhile, what a surprise his stats went up when he played with a talented team! Gasp!

Brett Favre is a joke now. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 24, 2010, 10:37:17 PM
NFL OT is so distinguished mentally-challenged.

Every time someone's team loses in OT they say this :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 24, 2010, 10:37:46 PM
He had a monster season playing with one of the best offenses in the game. You could have plugged Marc Bulger in there and had the same result. Favre has been mediocre for awhile, what a surprise his stats went up when he played with a talented team! Gasp!

Brett Favre is a joke now. :lol

that's why tavaris jackson was so good last season, right?? or what about gus ferrote? heard he threw for like 45 tds in 2007
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: bachikarn on January 24, 2010, 10:39:18 PM
NFL OT is so distinguished mentally-challenged.

Every time someone's team loses in OT they say this :lol

Vikings aren't my team bro. It just makes no sense. I was pulling for the Vikings because I'm a Percy Harvin fan, but I really don't care.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2010, 10:39:31 PM
Favre  :lol

I didn't want two weeks of dick sucking coverage but damn, what a sucky way to go out. That was a stupid interception lmao

Minnesota had that game in the bag too. 12 men on field+Gunslinger= :rofl

amazing game tho
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bloodwake on January 24, 2010, 10:40:37 PM
I bet I turn it over to SportsCenter and the first discussion after the game highlights is "Will Brett Favre retire again?" and this story will be bigger than any Super Bowl hype.

He either needs to

-die
-win a fucking Super Bowl

before ESPN lets this go.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2010, 10:42:11 PM
We'll see. They're finally gonna play a game that can keep up with them offensively. I think the Saints can win.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 24, 2010, 10:42:35 PM
a ha ha ha what's up now, Brett Fahv...ruh???
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 24, 2010, 10:46:00 PM
that's why tavaris jackson was so good last season, right?? or what about gus ferrote? heard he threw for like 45 tds in 2007

Yeah, because when I said any competent NFL started could be plugged in, I obviously meant an unproven youngster that has never added up to NFL starter material and a guy who got a concussion by running into a wall during a touchdown celebration when he played for the Redskins like fifteen years ago.

Are you always this dense?

Just imagine, if the Vikings had a real, competent starter, they could have won today.

Brett Favre :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bloodwake on January 24, 2010, 10:46:24 PM
There's a chance we could have "even money" as the odds for this game.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 24, 2010, 10:48:09 PM
Colts have no defense, the Saints have the semblance of one. I mean, if you let Mark "Dirty" Sanchez throw deep against you, what are they going to do with a legitimate stud like Brees? Williams is going to blitz the shit out of Manning.

Unless the Colts create some crazy, elaborate master plan, I think it could be a blowout.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 24, 2010, 10:49:01 PM
that's why tavaris jackson was so good last season, right?? or what about gus ferrote? heard he threw for like 45 tds in 2007

Yeah, because when I said any competent NFL started could be plugged in, I obviously meant an unproven youngster that has never added up to NFL starter material and a guy who got a concussion by running into a wall during a touchdown celebration when he played for the Redskins like fifteen years ago.

Are you always this dense?

Just imagine, if the Vikings had a real, competent starter, they could have won today.

Brett Favre :rofl

i just don't know how anyone can argue that Favre didn't make the team infinitely better...33 tds, 7 ints. That's an unbelievable season... I'm sorry but you can't just stick any competent starter in there and have that happen. I hope he comes back next year and wins it all..he gets way too much slack and seems like a humble guy
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 10:49:56 PM
Thanks, GAF.

(http://i46.tinypic.com/2rcbe4w.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 24, 2010, 10:51:36 PM
If you're a loser team that's never won anything ever, how is it that you have a victory chant?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 24, 2010, 10:52:22 PM
The guy that held the Packers hostage, a team that is basically an institution in the NFL, is humble? Or when he publicly argues with the head coach on playcalling? Where have have you been for the past five years? In Brett Favre's butthole?

The guy is a giant diva.

As for his statistics, again, any competent starter could have seen the same boost and then some, because y'know, they'd be actually good. Favre has been mediocre for years, so if you think he magically got better behind a great offensive line, throwing to talented receivers and handing off to the second-best running back in the game because of some magical Christ-like talent, you should stop watching football.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 24, 2010, 10:55:21 PM
willco, I think you need to lay off, Brett Favre is a very handsome man who looks like he volunteers in soup kitchens and is always nice to other people's dogs
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Beezy on January 24, 2010, 10:56:12 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on January 24, 2010, 10:57:47 PM
HOLY SHIT :hyper

game was insane. I think the Saints got lucky, but it was an awesome game.

cell networks are borked. people are driving around screaming and popping fireworks (or shooting guns lol). it's madness.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.  :'(

GO SAINTS

spoiler (click to show/hide)
also, brittfarr is a tough old bastard, isn't he.
[close]
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: lordmaji on January 24, 2010, 10:59:27 PM
Thanks, GAF.

(http://i46.tinypic.com/2rcbe4w.jpg)

 :lol :lol awesome.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 24, 2010, 11:01:45 PM
Green bay front office didn't want him...they kinda pushed him out in a subtle manner and wanted to put rodgers in there, just didn't say it publicly because the fans would've been in an uproar. The guy gave em like 15 years, putting everything out on the field and they turn on him in a blink of an eye...why should he show them respect? He is a nice guy..just listen to any interviews with him, he's just a normal country guy that loves playing football. I hope he comes back and wins the superbowl next year to shove it up you butt
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 24, 2010, 11:07:42 PM
I agree CHOW CHOW, also what do you think Favre's hair smells like
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 24, 2010, 11:08:01 PM
just listen to any interviews with him, he's just a normal country guy that loves playing football.

:rofl

That made me laugh almost as hard as your lame troll that it was Green Bay that pushed Favre out. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 11:08:40 PM
Wow, he looks like he got the shit beat out of him on NFLN right now.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 24, 2010, 11:09:41 PM
Next Chow Chow response:

Quote from: CHOW CHOW
He's just out there having fun, slingin' and slangin'. He's like a school kid out there, tossing the pigskin with his friends.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Beezy on January 24, 2010, 11:09:41 PM
Wow, he looks like he got the shit beat out of him on NFLN right now.
He kinda did. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 11:10:25 PM
It looks like someone mugged him and hit him with a fucking crowbar.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 24, 2010, 11:10:29 PM
Yeah, the Saints fucked him up. Manning should take notes. He doesn't want to end up crippled and broken in the twilight of his career. He'd be as useless as Brett Favre.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CHOW CHOW on January 24, 2010, 11:11:39 PM
im going to bed
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Beezy on January 24, 2010, 11:12:38 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2010, 11:14:46 PM
Favre was damn good this year; his numbers speak for themselves. They wouldn't be a play from the superbowl with Jackson at QB. That being said...lolol favre
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 24, 2010, 11:16:36 PM
(http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/favrehands1.jpg)

(http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/deannapalm.jpg)

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 24, 2010, 11:22:42 PM
Favre was damn good this year; his numbers speak for themselves. They wouldn't be a play from the superbowl with Jackson at QB. That being said...lolol favre

I don't understand this point. They wouldn't be in the NFC Championship if an unproven quarterback that has not shown the mettle to be a legitimate NFL starter was playing under center?

Uh, duh.

But imagine if they had an actual starter that wasn't a 68-year-old moron. The Vikings got Favre to the NFC Championship, and he repaid them with a dumb interception. Classic Favre. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 24, 2010, 11:33:25 PM
Oh, Glen. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Rman on January 24, 2010, 11:36:28 PM
I'd admit, I was rooting for Favre.  I know he's hated in sports circles on the internet, but I've enjoyed watching him play over the years.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 24, 2010, 11:37:47 PM
He's just out there having fun.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 11:41:15 PM
I *used* to love him, but with all the shit he's pulled in recent years -- fuck him.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 24, 2010, 11:43:04 PM
Here's the evidence that Favre really sucks: he couldn't manage to get into the post season with the Jets, but Mark Sanchez did.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Rman on January 24, 2010, 11:43:11 PM
He's just out there having fun.
I'd agree the hard-on that Madden, Peter King of SI, and ESPN as whole have on him is vomit inducing, but I rarely pay attention to those outlets.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2010, 11:43:37 PM
Favre was damn good this year; his numbers speak for themselves. They wouldn't be a play from the superbowl with Jackson at QB. That being said...lolol favre

I don't understand this point. They wouldn't be in the NFC Championship if an unproven quarterback that has not shown the mettle to be a legitimate NFL starter was playing under center?

Uh, duh.

But imagine if they had an actual starter that wasn't a 68-year-old moron. The Vikings got Favre to the NFC Championship, and he repaid them with a dumb interception. Classic Favre. :lol

Still, one play from the sb. He made a dumbass decision but at the same time, the Saints shredded the Vikings' special teams and defense to ultimately win the game. Blame can be spread around.

Not even Sanchize was making dumbass throes like that during the post season. For shame.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 11:44:04 PM
Here's the evidence that Favre really sucks: he couldn't manage to get into the post season with the Jets, but Mark Sanchez did.

To be fair to Favre, he had to deal with Mangina being his head coach.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 24, 2010, 11:48:00 PM
I don't care if his coach was Rich Kotite, I standby my original statement. Mark Sanchez even had Rex Ryan as a head coach, who didn't even think his team could make the playoffs! Maybe he thought Favre was still the quarterback.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 24, 2010, 11:52:04 PM
Glen Shinobi conveniently forgets that Favre was pretty bad his last few years in Green Bay. I think except near the second half of his last year with the Packers, he was actually downright awful.

But glossing over important details and selective memory is a common trait of Glen Shinobi. I can't blame him though, he's just out there having fun. Slingin' and a slangin'.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 11:52:52 PM
Brett Favre's last throw as a Packer: INT
Brett Favre's last legal throw as a Jet: INT
Brett Favre's last throw as a Viking: INT
Brett Favre's tears: Priceless
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 24, 2010, 11:54:02 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 24, 2010, 11:59:26 PM
So is he coming back next year or retiring?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 24, 2010, 11:59:47 PM
His last pass as a Falcon might be an INT, too. Looking into this. He had 4 attempts and 2 INT as a Falcon. :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 25, 2010, 12:00:13 AM
Maybe he will retire for seven months, give the starting job to Tavaris Jackson and then come take it back after training camp.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 25, 2010, 12:03:31 AM
Welp, some guy on GAF says Favre's last pass for the Falcons was an INT. That's a good enough source for me! It's a 50% chance, anyhow. Wow.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 25, 2010, 12:04:38 AM
Yeah, considering he only threw four passes as a Falcon, two of them for interceptions, there's a fifty-fifty shot of that being accurate.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 25, 2010, 12:05:37 AM
Thanks for repeating what I said!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 25, 2010, 12:07:09 AM
You're welcome. :tophat
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: ManaByte on January 25, 2010, 02:11:39 AM
The Vikings got fucked over by Cash for Clunkers.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mandark on January 25, 2010, 03:38:19 AM
Glen Shinobi conveniently forgets that Favre was pretty bad his last few years in Green Bay. I think except near the second half of his last year with the Packers, he was actually downright awful.

But glossing over important details and selective memory is a common trait of Glen Shinobi. I can't blame him though, he's just out there having fun. Slingin' and a slangin'.

2005 was the only awful year, the year when he had 29 interceptions. He wasn't great in 2006 or 2008, but he wasn't awful either. Although he was below average in 2006 as well.

Statistically, he was one of the worst starting QB's in 2006.

He made me eat crow this year, but he's only had two good seasons in the last five.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Green Shinobi on January 25, 2010, 04:13:38 AM
A 72 QB rating is pretty bad, but not abysmal, and he still put up 3800 yards (on a ton of attempts though). But yeah, he was pretty bad that year. Guess I didn't remember him being as bad as all that. I'm not a huge Favre fan anyway.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 25, 2010, 04:50:17 AM
A 72 QB rating is abysmal in this era. He finished 25th, behind Smith, Leinart, and Grossman.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Green Shinobi on January 25, 2010, 04:54:50 AM
Guess I was distracted by the raw passing yards. My mistake, carry on then.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 25, 2010, 05:21:00 AM
Grossman might be a Lion next year  :-\
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 25, 2010, 08:30:59 AM
Grossman will probably be a Redskin, actually.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on January 25, 2010, 08:49:47 AM
I can't believe how many times AP fumbled.  :lol
The Vikes had at least 5 good opportunities to take the lead late in the 4th and blew every one of them.
I'm happy with who got in. Should be a great SB.  :)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: etiolate on January 26, 2010, 01:57:43 PM
fuckin espn frontpage is an ancient greek mural featuring brett favre

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 28, 2010, 04:40:20 PM
I'm gonna lol so hard if Jacksonville picks Tebow in the first round. He's completely bombing in the senior camp.

Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 29, 2010, 09:30:48 PM
God's QB retires   :'(
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4870096

Good bye Kurt, you'll be missed
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 30, 2010, 04:53:39 PM
Looks like Zorn is going to the Ravens :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 03, 2010, 01:54:19 PM
[youtube=560,345]VYD81Gohico[/youtube]
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2010, 02:01:01 PM
haters gonna hate
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Green Shinobi on February 03, 2010, 02:04:28 PM
God's QB retires   :'(
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4870096

Good bye Kurt, you'll be missed

So Leinart will finally get a chance?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on February 03, 2010, 03:06:55 PM
God's QB retires   :'(
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4870096

Good bye Kurt, you'll be missed
As a 49er fan, I am pleased.  :D
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 05, 2010, 05:50:58 PM
Lions :bow

Nice signings this week. Vanden Bosch is just the type of pro vet we need on the DL, Corey Williams should fit well in the 4-3, and Nate Burleson should take pressure/coverage off Calvin Johnson.

I seem to remember getting laughed at for suggesting the Lions could get Suh at #2 but it seems more likely now, with the Rams confirming they need a QB. Only problem is that Suh is ripping shit up at the combine while the QBs won't do much of anything until their pro days. Damn, adding Suh or McCoy plus the Vanden Bosch/Williams signings make the DL much better. And in the second round we can either continue building the defense or get an OL

I'm pretty excited.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 05, 2010, 05:56:02 PM
The Redskins cut half their team and look hesitant to sign any big name free agents. What the fuck is going on.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 05, 2010, 06:13:46 PM
I wish the Cowboys would cut Roy Williams and bring in a real wide receiver.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Akala on March 05, 2010, 06:34:43 PM
The Redskins cut half their team and look hesitant to sign any big name free agents. What the fuck is going on.

Shanahan wants to 'build through the draft!'

I really wish the Saints would have locked Fujita and Sharper. Someone else in the NFC South will scoop them up out of spite.  :(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 05, 2010, 07:07:43 PM
Ravens just got Boldin, AFC is fucked now :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 05, 2010, 07:21:38 PM
I wish the Cowboys would cut Roy Williams and bring in a real wide receiver.

Thanks for those draft picks Jerry :bow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on March 05, 2010, 07:25:37 PM
I'm the most surprised with the Charger's moves. The let Cromartie go, dropped LT, and made Sproles trade bait. They even let go their stud NT, Jamaal Williams.  ???
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 05, 2010, 09:01:01 PM
The most surprising is the Redskins' roster shakeup. They dumped a ton of veterans, and have opted not to sign anybody. I don't even know who is playing what position next year!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 06, 2010, 12:19:27 AM
The most surprising is the Redskins' roster shakeup. They dumped a ton of veterans, and have opted not to sign anybody. I don't even know who is playing what position next year!

I don't really blame them, they didn't really cut any of the good defensive players as far as I can tell.  I think that Shanahan and Allen kinda convinced Danny Boy that they're gonna suck no matter what next year.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 06, 2010, 12:20:58 AM
The Redskins cut half their team and look hesitant to sign any big name free agents. What the fuck is going on.

The Bears have become the new Redskins, they're throwing wads of money at everybody. $40 Million guaranteed for Peppers, I'm sure that's gonna work out!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 06, 2010, 12:54:39 AM
Doesn't the cap lower next year? Maybe the front office is thinking about that, and opting to build through the draft
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 06, 2010, 01:17:26 AM
I don't really blame them, they didn't really cut any of the good defensive players as far as I can tell.  I think that Shanahan and Allen kinda convinced Danny Boy that they're gonna suck no matter what next year.

It's definitely kind of unusual around these parts. I can't really think of a free agency where we didn't reel in at least one big name. Oh well, it's probably for the best.

I was kind of surprised they cut Cornelius Griffin, but with them moving to the 3-4, I can understand that.

Now if only they can trade Carlos Rogers.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Mandark on March 06, 2010, 01:33:28 AM
Not too surprised.  Snyder hasn't been meddling in personnel decisions the last few years, despite his reputation, and you've got a new management team that's looking to clear away the Cerrato stink.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 06, 2010, 02:26:12 AM
Also, apparently Rooflesburger molested another chick, this time in GA. (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=Ar4hax53M3jCzffJCqEsbrQ5nYcB?slug=ap-roethlisberger-investigation&prov=ap&type=lgns)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on March 06, 2010, 03:35:51 AM
If these vultures had any sense they wouldn't be going after the dopey, amiable white guy
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 18, 2010, 03:04:17 PM
Report: Tim Tebow will have workout with Redskins

On a day the Redskins locked up one quarterback, they're apparently preparing to work out another. The Redskins are one of five teams that have scheduled individual workouts with draft prospect Tim Tebow, according to the Sporting News.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 18, 2010, 03:13:28 PM
There's no way they draft him. He's clearly jumped to the first or second round, but I really don't see anyone outside of Jacksonville taking him in the first round. I like the idea of him going somewhere like Indy to learn behind a great QB. The pressure put on him by say Jacksonville would certainly lead to him flaming out. He needs a couple years at least.

Anyway, Suh or McCoy lets gooo :rock
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 18, 2010, 03:23:22 PM
TEBOW AND GROSSMAN: BELIEVE
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on March 18, 2010, 03:32:49 PM
Almost the whole NFL LIVE show last night was about the unaborted boy. smh
Fuckers were jerking each other off over how he changed the way he holds the ball and his quicker delivery.  ::)

He's going to suck as an NFL QB! Quit trying to sell him as a project with "huge upside". I'm not buying it!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 18, 2010, 03:33:58 PM
(http://funkatron.com/content/im-goin-deep-fan-club.jpg)

... Yeah, if the 'Skins draft Tebow (as I have been worrying about since day one), I might commit seppuku.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 18, 2010, 03:36:36 PM
It's ridiculous to think that Tebow won't revert back to his natural throwing style with a defense rushing towards his ass. The analysts are crazy. I think he could be a good QB, but it won't be right away. He'll have to be developed
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 18, 2010, 03:39:46 PM
This is Wilco right now:

[youtube=560,345]8IXCK1EyP4s[/youtube]
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 18, 2010, 03:43:34 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on March 18, 2010, 03:47:17 PM
Tebow would have been lucky to be a backup on any other college team. He always had studs around him on offense and a perennial top 5 defense.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 18, 2010, 03:48:32 PM
Tebow would have been lucky to be a backup on any other college team. He always had studs around him on offense and a perennial top 5 defense.

Sorry but that's just fucking ridiculous.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 18, 2010, 03:52:55 PM
I agree with Zero. He is extremely overrated as an athlete.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 18, 2010, 03:54:41 PM
As an athlete? Wait what? Do you guys watch college football
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 18, 2010, 03:59:37 PM
Florida has produced a long line of crummy quarterbacks too.

Remember when Spurrier brought Wuerffel and Shane Matthews to Washington? :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 18, 2010, 04:02:33 PM
Yea, and of course Chris Leek or whatever his name was (qb before tebow). That's definitely a fact. But Tebow is a damn good athlete, and performed well at the combine. His records and achievements speak for themselves. I don't know if he'll translate well to the NFL, but to be fair a lot of that is due to the way he's been groomed, mechanics wise.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 18, 2010, 04:03:45 PM
I don't know if he'll translate well to the NBA, but to be fair a lot of that is due to the way he's been groomed, mechanics wise.

It won't translate well to the NFL or even the CFL, let alone the NBA!

His mechanics are only part of the problem.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 18, 2010, 04:05:16 PM
my bad  :lol

We'll see. I think he'll fail if he's thrown into the fire too soon. If he's developed I think he'll do well
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlackMage on March 18, 2010, 04:06:57 PM
I wonder how Ryan Mathews did yesterday at pro day
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Lone on March 18, 2010, 07:42:37 PM
Who knows (or cares) what he does in the NFL.  I can tell you from watching, I hated how good of a QB Tebow was in 2008 in Atlanta (SEC Championship game).  Single handily won that game for Florida.

Which made beating him convincingly in 2009 incredibly satisfying.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 20, 2010, 11:57:24 PM
my bad  :lol

We'll see. I think he'll fail if he's thrown into the fire too soon. If he's developed I think he'll do well

It's done wonders for Brady Quinn.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2010, 12:08:41 AM
Quinn ain't that bad yo
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 21, 2010, 12:54:57 PM
Quinn ain't that bad yo

Uh, have you looked at Brady Quinn's stats?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on March 21, 2010, 01:00:33 PM
Brady Quinn stats suck but he's also been on a pretty fucking shitty team.  It'll be curious to see if he'll finally be able to produce now that he's got a little more talent around him.

I'm not saying they're similar at all but I remember Drew Brees' first several years with the San Diego Chargers as being nothing short of a disaster and was the reason they drafted Phillips Rivers (or Eli Manning lol).  Things can turn around.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 21, 2010, 01:23:13 PM
Keep in mind that the Broncos are also getting rid of their best WR and pass catching TE.  Doubt Quinn's stats improve markedly if at all.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 21, 2010, 05:34:35 PM
ESPN insider has an article about the Skins taking Tebow, but I'm not a subscriber. Our local sports station has mentioned their sources confirming the Skins are definitely thinking about this.

shhheeeeiit. I just can't imagine them pulling the trigger. There has to be a safer, low pick QB to take.

or maybe the mere idea of Mr. Tebow going to Washington makes me want to hurl.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on March 21, 2010, 07:06:36 PM
ESPN insider has an article about the Skins taking Tebow, but I'm not a subscriber. Our local sports station has mentioned their sources confirming the Skins are definitely thinking about this.

shhheeeeiit. I just can't imagine them pulling the trigger. There has to be a safer, low pick QB to take.

or maybe the mere idea of Mr. Tebow going to Washington makes me want to hurl.

Here's what the ESPN thing says, if you're curious -

Quote
With the speculation that the Rams might be taking Sam Bradford No. 1 overall in April, the other team that thinks quite highly of him risks missing out. We've been hearing for a while now that the Redskins value Bradford as a potential franchise quarterback, and that he would not get past their spot in the first round if he lasted that far.

So what happens if the Skins are faced with a draft board with Bradford's name crossed off? It could come down to Notre Dame's Jimmy Clausen versus Oklahoma State OT Russell Okung. Below, ESPN NFC East blogger Matt Mosley weighs the options.

UPDATE: The Redskins may be developing their backup plan if Bradford is off the board (as expected) by the time they pick at No. 4. Coach Mike Shanahan and GM Bruce Allen are part of a team that is scheduled to visit with Tim Tebow in Gainesville, presumably to decide whether they want to pick him in April's draft (possibly in the second round) in the event they draft neither Bradford nor Clausen. If they were to take Tebow, he'd become the second former Gators quarterback on the roster behind Rex Grossman (and we thought the Steve Spurrier era was over in Washington).
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 21, 2010, 07:10:31 PM
Grossman needs to be the 'skins QB this season, if only for the effect it would have on Federman.  And maybe, just MAYBE we'll get another "Fuck it, I'm going deep" caliber KSK blog out of Big Daddy Drew.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 21, 2010, 07:53:32 PM
I really don't think I can handle Tebow and Grossman on my team. I'd rather sit through Zorn again.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 24, 2010, 04:17:15 PM
Looks like the Lions are "definitely interested" in Pacman Jones. (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AhK_3kXcqn_99_.rq3Gs2aE5nYcB?slug=ap-lions-pacman)

:smug
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 24, 2010, 04:20:23 PM
I'll take it. He's better than what we have  :lol

edit: get Terrel Owens too dammit
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 24, 2010, 05:50:10 PM
Oh god no

Quote from: Mike Shanahan
"I like everything about [Tebow]," Shanahan said. "If you can't root for a guy like Tebow, man, you don't like your [own] kids."
Shanahan visited the Gainesville, Fla., campus on Saturday, along with Washington general manager Bruce Allen and Scott Campbell, the team's director of player personnel. Speaking with reporters for the first time since seeing Tebow workout, Shanahan had a fairly glowing review this morning.

"Here's a guy to me that brings everything to the table. He'll interview with 30 people, work out for everybody [and] when you're with him, he's just an off-the-chart guy," Shanahan said. "Those guys don't come around all the time. Especially with the success that he's had."

"I just think he's something that's very special," he added.

"I think what everybody was looking at from the Senior Bowl was where he dropped the ball below his waist," Shanahan said. "I think he's doing a great job keeping the ball up high, and I think everybody saw that at his workout."

"When Phillip Rivers came out, everybody said he didn't have the perfect throwing motion, the perfect release. At least in my opinion, [Rivers'] is one of the best in the business; he's in the top three or four," he said. "Sometimes you've got to be able to play the game. You can dissect everybody's game, but the bottom line is how he plays and how he gets it done."

"You just never know," he added.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 24, 2010, 05:53:36 PM
"If you can't root for a guy like Tebow, man, you don't like your [own] kids."
 :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 24, 2010, 06:01:42 PM
Looks like the Lions are "definitely interested" in Pacman Jones. (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AhK_3kXcqn_99_.rq3Gs2aE5nYcB?slug=ap-lions-pacman)

:smug

:rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 24, 2010, 06:45:28 PM
Quote
As we've mentioned once or twice, quarterback Tim Tebow's habit of openly expressing his religious beliefs could potentially rub folks the wrong way, especially in a locker room of grown men who choose to keep their beliefs to themselves, who don't share his beliefs at all, and/or who only want to hear "God bless" after they have sneezed.

We're told that Tebow already has gotten a taste of the resistance he might face at the next level.

At the Scouting Combine, the Wonderlic exam is administered to players in groups. The 12-minute test is preceded by some brief instructions and comments from the person administering the test.

Per a league source, after the person administering the test to Tebow's group had finished, Tebow made a request that the players bow their heads in prayer before taking the 50-question exam.

Said one of the other players in response: "Shut the f--k up." Others players in the room then laughed.


We're not passing judgment on this one; we're just passing along what we've heard. And it illustrates the type of challenges that could be faced by the team that drafts Tebow.

That said, some teams might embrace those challenges. The final decision will depend largely on the composition of the team, and the personalities of the coach, the G.M., and the owner.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/23/tebows-pre-wonderlic-prayer-request-falls-flat/
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

I hope he gets drafted by the 49ers. Singletary would eat him alive.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 24, 2010, 06:50:44 PM
 :lol :lol :lol

I wish that was on camera. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 24, 2010, 08:51:28 PM
Saint Tebow should have smote them all into hell.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on March 24, 2010, 09:01:52 PM
Omfg :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 24, 2010, 09:03:49 PM
That is fucking amazing. :lol :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 24, 2010, 09:05:11 PM
Yeah, I can't see that stuff flying with Portis, Moss, Haynesworth, Landry, etc.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on March 24, 2010, 10:16:36 PM
Quote from: PD
I hope he gets drafted by the 49ers. Singletary would eat him alive.

I'll cut you! :maf
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 27, 2010, 06:03:12 PM
Adam Schefter, of ESPN, reports via Twitter that Oakland Raiders QB JaMarcus Russell arrived at the team's offseason workout program weighing 290 pounds, according to two people.

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on March 27, 2010, 06:27:49 PM
Heard that yesterday :-\ The McNabb trade rumors are more tantalizing than ever
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 27, 2010, 06:40:53 PM
I WANT A CHEESEBURGER!!!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 27, 2010, 07:04:47 PM
Looks like someone got pictures of Russell just days before camp...

(http://blog.lib.umn.edu/vond0057/architecture/images/cheeseburger.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 27, 2010, 07:54:45 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 27, 2010, 08:08:17 PM
290lbs?! I didn't believe it till now

(http://i41.tinypic.com/25a12jo.jpg)
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: etiolate on March 27, 2010, 09:12:11 PM
Dear Niners: Bring me McNabb for division title plz.

Also draft a lineman so he doesn't die in the first game.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on March 27, 2010, 09:28:33 PM
I can't believe they are shopping McNabb. Eagles will be 4-10 next season without him.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 28, 2010, 12:33:02 PM
I can't believe they are shopping McNabb. Eagles will be 4-10 next season without him.

They're gonna suck so bad they don't bother to show up for two games???

Also- it's gonna be awesome to see Al Davis continue to back Jamarcus after he's turned into Lard Lad, cause lord knows Al is never wrong.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 28, 2010, 12:46:02 PM
Adam Schefter, of ESPN, reports via Twitter that Oakland Raiders QB JaMarcus Russell arrived at the team's offseason workout program weighing 290 pounds, according to two people.

:rofl :rofl :rofl

First player to ever play Center and QB simulataneously?!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 28, 2010, 02:00:02 PM
March 17th interview of Russel
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2010/03/jamarcus-russell-reports-to-raiders-workouts-barely-stops-for-tv-interview-while-driving/1
 :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 28, 2010, 02:13:14 PM
I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 28, 2010, 02:55:51 PM
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2010/03/rejuvenated-jamarcus-russell-ready-to-rejoin-raiders/1

Quote
"You'll be surprised when you see him," Raiders director of squad development Willie Brown said while referring to the fourth-year quarterback on Comcast SportsNet Bay Area's Chronicle Live. "It's quite a bit of weight that he's lost. ...  I don't want to pin it down and say how much he lost, but it will be a significant difference when you see him compared to last year."

And this was on March 16th?! Apparently he CAN haz cheezberger!
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 28, 2010, 03:08:15 PM
Don't worry, though, he's getting help!

[youtube=560,345]0vjCah-ZG5g[/youtube]

Wow, where is this clinic, I need to sign up too.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 04, 2010, 09:17:51 PM
:drudge

Iggles trade McNabb to THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS per Adam Schefter.  Bill Federwang said to be comatose after orgasming repeatedly.  More as it develops.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on April 04, 2010, 09:24:03 PM
:drudge

Iggles trade McNabb to THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS per Adam Schefter.  Bill Federwang said to be comatose after orgasming repeatedly.  More as it develops.
FUCK my life
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 09:27:24 PM
JUST SAW THAT OMG I AM YELLING THROUGH THE HOUSE IT IS LIKE CHRISTMAS
 :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 04, 2010, 09:33:17 PM
Watch them still draft Tebow :teehee
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 09:35:03 PM
I don't think I've ever been so happy. 'Skins got him for a 2nd and 3rd or 4th rounder next year? Iggles got fleeced. :lol

Oh my god, my friend from Philly has LOST IT :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 04, 2010, 09:36:59 PM
The problem is that he doesn't want to stay there and everyone knew it.  So Philly was stuck either trading him now for what they could get or franchising him and probably missing out on getting anything since I doubt anyone gives up a first and a third.

He'll probably end up in AZ after this season anyhow, that's where he lives and Leinart is destined to fail.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 09:40:01 PM
Never underestimate the power of Uncle Pennybags. Redskins have been saving a ridiculous amount of cap space. If they get Okung and draft another lineman, and take a few projects deep in the draft, they could actually compete this year.

I say trade Campbell for a third rounder now. Keep Colt and Sexy Rexy.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: OptimoPeach on April 04, 2010, 09:41:30 PM
Raiders will take Campbell as a consolation prize plz
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 09:46:45 PM
Campbell traded to Raiders for 3rd rounder and OL
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 10:22:39 PM
@TheMcNabb anyone selling a house in washington?

:lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Brehvolution on April 04, 2010, 10:23:35 PM
Yesssss!

49ers play the iggles this season and Mcnabb always owned us.  :(
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 10:38:18 PM
I tell you, by adding McNabb and a bunch of these old guys, the Redskins kind of remind me of the Rich Gannon era Raiders: a team, if I do recall correctly, was put together largely in part by Bruce Allen, no?

If that means we can get playoff contention for a couple of years and then fall apart dramatically, I'm not sure it's worth it.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2010, 11:14:04 PM
Lmao I've got a friend in Philly too, he's on suicide watch  :lol

him: fuck fuck fuuck
me: what?
him: eagles traded McNabb to the Skins FUCK
me: for what, their first round pick lol? nice steal
him: no you fucktard, for a 2nd and 3rd round pick. next fucking year
me: haha

:rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 04, 2010, 11:24:25 PM
I can't believe the Eagles traded McNabb to the Redskins, this is just hilarious. :lol If Kevin Kolb sucks/gets hurt, Philly is going to implode.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 11:45:10 PM
I guess now the question becomes: where is Campbell heading to?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 04, 2010, 11:47:22 PM
After adding Willie Parker and McNabb, the Skins are ready to contend for a SuperBowl*!

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Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 04, 2010, 11:53:48 PM
lolz, apparently McNabb basically strong armed the Iggles into trading him to only Washington. (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AgzHSvXj.LjpQCQxUVsLUUU5nYcB?slug=jc-mcnabbtrade040410)

He refused to talk to Buffalo about a contract extension and apparently threatened to retire if traded to Oakland.  :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on April 04, 2010, 11:55:48 PM
lolz, apparently McNabb basically strong armed the Iggles into trading him to only Washington. (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AgzHSvXj.LjpQCQxUVsLUUU5nYcB?slug=jc-mcnabbtrade040410)

He refused to talk to Buffalo about a contract extension and apparently threatened to retire if traded to Oakland.  :lol
I don't blame him if he didn't want to go to Oakland. :rofl
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 05, 2010, 12:00:47 AM
This is a pretty awesome move. I speculate that one, if not all of the following players will be traded for draft picks and/or players:

Andre Carter, Jason Campbell, Chris Cooley

... the only one I'd be sad about is Cooley, because Fred Davis is a beast but Cooley can actually block. The fact that the Redskins signed a blocking TE this offseason implies he'll be dealt around the draft.

But - hey! - they draft Okung and grab some quality players late in the draft, make some key pickups (sign Flozell, now!) and whip some underachievers into shape (Portis!)... the 'Skins can actually compete next season. McNabb changes a lot.

Willie Parker is a long shot to make the roster, Triumph. He is really just there to make Portis compete for his spot, which I doubt he loses to Larry Johnson or Willie Parker. Either way, the Redskins will have a veteran presence and Shanahan will draft some unknown and that kid will run for a billion yards - just like in Denver.

The interesting thing to me at least, is does this mean that Shanny has given up on QB prospects in this year's draft since he couldn't get Bradford? Is he going to ride McNabb for the next couple of seasons, and try and draft someone next year to groom under him?
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 05, 2010, 12:02:09 AM
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Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 05, 2010, 12:03:37 AM
lolz, apparently McNabb basically strong armed the Iggles into trading him to only Washington. (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AgzHSvXj.LjpQCQxUVsLUUU5nYcB?slug=jc-mcnabbtrade040410)

He refused to talk to Buffalo about a contract extension and apparently threatened to retire if traded to Oakland.  :lol

Iggles :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 05, 2010, 12:38:25 AM
The interesting thing to me at least, is does this mean that Shanny has given up on QB prospects in this year's draft since he couldn't get Bradford? Is he going to ride McNabb for the next couple of seasons, and try and draft someone next year to groom under him?

Ahem.

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Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 05, 2010, 12:44:46 AM
Nah, word on the mean streets is all the Tebow stuff is a smoke screen and the guy that you've heard absolutely nothing about from Shanny's camp is the one they covet: Colt McCoy.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 05, 2010, 01:34:59 AM
I remember last draft everyone said "meh, this QB crop is weak, can't wait for next year's crop!" Next year came, Bradford looked decent/got hurt, McCoy didn't impress/got hurt, Clausen impressed/didn't lead ND anywhere, and Tebow was Tebow.

Despite that, seems like the Rams are going with a QB. Perfectly fine with me. :bow
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 05, 2010, 01:39:35 AM
Both Bradford and McCoy seem to have done pretty well in the pro day workout.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 05, 2010, 01:42:43 AM
Yeah, Bradford will be the first overall pick and McCoy is a sleeper. I see Campbell being shipped off to the Raiders for a draft pick. Haynesworth was trade bait in the McNabb trade, which means he could be shipped. Andre Carter is coming off one of his most productive seasons, but he doesn't fit with the 3-4 defense and I see him being shipped. Cooley is also expendable, simply because we have more pressing needs.

Between those players, I see the Redskins coming up with McCoy and Okung the first two rounds. I imagine they'll draft another lineman or two, a running back and/or DL. I imagine Darren Sharper and Flozell Adams will be signed in due time.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 05, 2010, 01:43:55 AM
This also means that Shanny is hedging his bets on the team being competitive for about three years, then passing off a rebuilding project to his son.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 05, 2010, 02:26:04 AM
I'm not sold on McCoy. If Bradford is healthy I think he can be good

Clausen has bust written all over him imo. Maybe I just hate ND though, but I watched him for three years
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 05, 2010, 02:28:26 AM
Man, now that McNabb is a Redskin, NFC East matchups are gonna even more awesome (as if they weren't already). My gawd. McNabb playing first string? Or is going to play the role of Drinky trollin' Tebow but still imparting crucial knowledge.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: Bloodwake on April 05, 2010, 02:49:51 PM
Hey, good for you Willco, looks like the Redskins actually have a good QB. Miracles do happen.
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 05, 2010, 02:51:08 PM
Redskins fans are all angry, I love it. :lol
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 05, 2010, 03:56:15 PM
Haynesworth got traded, Shanny doesn't fuck around :lol

Enjoy, Raiders nation
Title: Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 05, 2010, 03:58:05 PM
Oh, boo! Just a prank. :-\

I got my hopes up.