Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 93252 times)

pollo · « **Reply #1740 on:** December 29, 2009, 08:19:47 AM »

09 fantasy was good to me:

Being unemployed for 3/4ths of a year will do wonders for your fantasy team

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1741 on:** December 29, 2009, 11:29:34 AM »

I don't even know how to get that screen, but I've won 3/4 (well, I have my other fantasy football league wrapped up) of my leagues. And even the one I lost, I won the regular season. I think you know which league I refer to, pollo!

And I've been umemployed half the year.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1742 on:** December 29, 2009, 12:46:55 PM »

Quote

Please note the NFL changed its ruling of Kurt Warner's week 15 touchdown pass to Anquan Boldin to a lateral, making it a rushing play. Stats related to this play have been updated to reflect this change.

$:-\$

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1743 on:** January 03, 2010, 03:09:58 PM »

Giants

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1744 on:** January 03, 2010, 03:12:29 PM »

Gotta love playing a pre-season game in January.

Seahawks :'(

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1745 on:** January 03, 2010, 03:29:11 PM »

Giants are ready to go fishing.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1746 on:** January 03, 2010, 03:49:28 PM »

lol Stillers am imploding under the weight of the almighty THIGPEN

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1747 on:** January 03, 2010, 03:53:03 PM »

Houston's just torching NE in the 4th quarter.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1748 on:** January 03, 2010, 05:04:22 PM »

Lions get second draft pick

bring on Suh

Brandon Graham in second round

Rman · « **Reply #1749 on:** January 03, 2010, 05:23:47 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 03, 2010, 05:05:24 PM

I think the only reason I still follow football is to see the Pats lose.

I'm surprised you hate Boston sports so much, Cohen, being a West coast guy and all. I guess obnoxious bandwagon fans are everywhere.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #1750 on:** January 03, 2010, 05:23:59 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2010, 05:04:22 PM

Lions get second draft pick

bring on Suh

Brandon Graham in second round

Unless something completely goes wrong between now and the draft, there's no way in hell the Rams will pass on Suh. Suh is a Ram as far as I can see.

And I need Washington to fucking win and Seattle to lose. Both are fucking it up so far.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1751 on:** January 03, 2010, 05:33:09 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 03, 2010, 05:29:08 PM

Quote from: Rman on January 03, 2010, 05:23:47 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 03, 2010, 05:05:24 PM
I think the only reason I still follow football is to see the Pats lose.
I'm surprised you hate Boston sports so much, Cohen, being a West coast guy and all. I guess obnoxious bandwagon fans are everywhere.
I've known quite a few Red Sox/Pats fans and I find them to be the most obnoxious pricks I've ever known as far as sports fans go. The ones from Boston are the worst. They treat being loudmouth complaining drunks as some sort of birthright, like being a fucking idiot is some sort of admirable cultural trait.

This. These douchebags come out of the woodwork every time the Red Sox come to Seattle. The ones who've never even been to Boston really confuse me.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #1752 on:** January 03, 2010, 05:36:26 PM »

Denver is losing!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1753 on:** January 03, 2010, 05:37:34 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 03, 2010, 05:36:26 PM

Denver is losing!

Huh? It's 10-10.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1754 on:** January 03, 2010, 05:42:39 PM »

fuck da patriots :'(

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #1755 on:** January 03, 2010, 05:45:49 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on January 03, 2010, 05:37:34 PM

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 03, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
Denver is losing!

Huh? It's 10-10.

Well it was 10-7 last I saw. Still......there's a chance.......

it's all about draft position now, baby.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1756 on:** January 03, 2010, 06:23:31 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 03, 2010, 05:23:59 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2010, 05:04:22 PM
Lions get second draft pick

bring on Suh

Brandon Graham in second round

Unless something completely goes wrong between now and the draft, there's no way in hell the Rams will pass on Suh. Suh is a Ram as far as I can see.

And I need Washington to fucking win and Seattle to lose. Both are fucking it up so far.

shaddup they'll take a QB

please god dammit please

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #1757 on:** January 03, 2010, 06:37:33 PM »

The NEED a QB, but what QB out there is worth a #1? Bradford? Clausen? Teebow? It makes much more sense for them to pick up a game changer like Suh and then pick up a QB later on.

Trust me, as a Seahawk fan I'd rather them pick someone like Clausen instead of Suh 'cause I don't want to see him twice a year but imo the Rams would be nuts to go another direction.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1758 on:** January 03, 2010, 06:43:39 PM »

I think they'll take Clausen. I don't like him but he's got experience with an pro style offense and has a great arm.

But if the Rams do take Suh...fuck, I don't want to take Eric Berry with the second pick. I'd go offense line.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #1759 on:** January 03, 2010, 06:51:53 PM »

Detroit needs OL. You got the QB now you need to protect his ass.

And fuck the Titans obsession with getting Chris Johnson his 2000 yards. If they would've been playing this straight up they'd be killing the Seahawks. I've never rooted so hard against these twats in my life but they always find a way to disappoint.

Fire Mora.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1760 on:** January 03, 2010, 06:59:08 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 03, 2010, 05:29:08 PM

Quote from: Rman on January 03, 2010, 05:23:47 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 03, 2010, 05:05:24 PM
I think the only reason I still follow football is to see the Pats lose.
I'm surprised you hate Boston sports so much, Cohen, being a West coast guy and all. I guess obnoxious bandwagon fans are everywhere.

I've known quite a few Red Sox/Pats fans and I find them to be the most obnoxious pricks I've ever known as far as sports fans go. The ones from Boston are the worst. They treat being loudmouth complaining drunks as some sort of birthright, like being a fucking idiot is some sort of admirable cultural trait.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #1761 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:04:39 PM »

I can't even watch the last few minutes of the Seahawks game. I know they're going to fuck this shit up and win just to piss me off.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1762 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:05:07 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2010, 06:43:39 PM

I think they'll take Clausen. I don't like him but he's got experience with an pro style offense and has a great arm.

But if the Rams do take Suh...fuck, I don't want to take Eric Berry with the second pick. I'd go offense line.

Suh is the consensus number 1 pick. This is fact. Clausen isn't even the top rated qb- Bradford is and he's currently projected to go around number 5. Once again, you don't know what you're talking about... but your team really should take a beefy and skilled O-lineman to protect Stafford.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1763 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:05:50 PM »

Dallas Cowboys

Tony Romo

Miles Austin

Wade Philips

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #1764 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:11:22 PM »

FUCK YES! SEAHAWKS LOSE!

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #1765 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:12:20 PM »

SO DOES DENVER!

Finally something to be happy about this season.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1766 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:12:55 PM »

mah team :'(

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #1767 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:18:36 PM »

The only thing that didn't go my way today was the fucking Redskins losing to a bunch of San Diego backups. Could've gotten the fifth pick otherwise.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1768 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:19:25 PM »

Also, big ups to my Falcons for finally posting winning seasons back to back for the first time EVAR. Might even have made the playoffs if Turner and Ryan hadn't been so beat up.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1769 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:23:26 PM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on January 03, 2010, 07:05:07 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2010, 06:43:39 PM
I think they'll take Clausen. I don't like him but he's got experience with an pro style offense and has a great arm.

But if the Rams do take Suh...fuck, I don't want to take Eric Berry with the second pick. I'd go offense line.

Suh is the consensus number 1 pick. This is fact. Clausen isn't even the top rated qb- Bradford is and he's currently projected to go around number 5. Once again, you don't know what you're talking about... but your team really should take a beefy and skilled O-lineman to protect Stafford.

Rams need a QB, everyone knows that. There's a possibility they take a QB over Suh. stfu

Give me my hope, bastard. It's all we have left in Detroit

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1770 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:25:36 PM »

There is absolutely zero chance of that happening. There are no qbs in this draft that would in any way justify taking them above Suh.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1771 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:26:39 PM »

Like last year? Stafford was not #1 pick status either. But a team that needed a QB took him. Sound familiar?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1772 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:29:48 PM »

j-e-t-s jets jets jets

no way they win tonight

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #1773 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:35:58 PM »

Well just like every year, guys are going to rise and fall as the draft gets closer. Last year Sanchez wasn't even considered a first rounder but all hell broke lose during the pro day and he climbed all the way up to the 5 spot. So who know what the fuck is going to happen in April.

But as it stands right now, Suh is the #1 pick. I don't care what the Rams supposedly need, Suh would bring a pressence to that team that it desperately needs. Just like Detroit desperately needs a stud OLT.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1774 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:38:59 PM »

Don't get me wrong, if we walk away with an OT like Russell Okung I'll be happy. But Suh is the type of player who could be the first step toward building a great defense. Our offensive line wasn't horrible this year, the defensive line was. But of course having someone to protect Stafford will be important.

but fuck man, Suh+Graham would make my loins explode

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1775 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:48:31 PM »

If there were a player the caliber of Suh in the draft last year, Stafford WOULDN'T have been a #1 overall.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1776 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:49:36 PM »

Agreed. We'll see what happens. I'd take an avatar bet, but considering you chickened out of the last one, I'll let you off the hook.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1777 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:53:40 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2010, 07:49:36 PM

Agreed. We'll see what happens. I'd take an avatar bet, but considering you chickened out of the last one, I'll let you off the hook.

Uh, no. I took you up on it and since I lost I've heard BUPKIS from you on what I should change it to, so I went ahead and changed it to this monstrosity of my own accord. Why the fuck else would I be sporting this thing? And the bet was actually for username and tag if you recall, but whatever.

But sure, I'll bet you three months of avatar/name/tag control that the Lions don't draft Suh.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1778 on:** January 03, 2010, 07:59:54 PM »

Do I have a week to make up my mind?

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #1779 on:** January 03, 2010, 09:12:44 PM »

the draft order prior to the outcome of tonight's game -

1. St. Louis (1-15)
2. Detroit (2-14)
3. Tampa Bay (3-13)
4. Washington (4-12)
5. Kansas City (4-12)
6. Seattle (5-11)
7. Cleveland (5-11)
8. Oakland (5-11)
9. Buffalo (6-10)
10. Jacksonville (7-9) (subject to coin flip, Jacksonville takes 10th outright if Bengals win)
11. Denver via Chicago (7-9) (subject to coin flip)
12. Miami (7-9)
13. San Francisco (8-8)
14. Seattle via Denver (8-8) (15th if Bengals win)
15. New York Giants (8-8) (coin flip with Tennessee for 16th if Bengals win)
16. San Francisco via Carolina (8-8) (subject to coin flip) (possible coin flip with Tennessee for 17th if Bengals win)
17. Tennessee (8-8) (subject to coin flip) (possible two-tiered coin-flip with Giants and Carolina if Bengals win)
18. Pittsburgh (9-7) (19th if Bengals win)
19. Atlanta (9-7) (subject to coin flip) (20th if Bengals win)
20. Houston (9-7) (subject to coin flip) (21st and in playoffs if Bengals win)
21. New York Jets (9-7)* (14th and no playoffs if Bengals win)
22. Baltimore (9-7)*
23. Arizona (10-6)*
24. Cincinnati (10-6)* (coin flip with Dallas for 27th, pending playoff results, if they win)
25. New England (10-6)* (24th if Bengals win)
26. Green Bay (11-5)* (25th if Bengals win)
27. Philadelphia (11-5)* (26th if Bengals win)
28. Dallas (11-5)* (coin flip with Cincinnati for 27th if Bengals win)
29. Minnesota (12-4)*
30. New Orleans (13-3)*
31. San Diego (13-3)*
32. Indianapolis (14-2)*

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1780 on:** January 03, 2010, 09:16:11 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2010, 07:59:54 PM

Do I have a week to make up my mind?

Sure, whatever.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1781 on:** January 03, 2010, 09:17:19 PM »

49ers 2 first round picks

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #1782 on:** January 03, 2010, 09:20:15 PM »

So does Seattle, but the Seahawks are a complete fucking mess. They'd need 52 first round picks to clean this shit up.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1783 on:** January 03, 2010, 09:29:09 PM »

Seahawks are a complete mess. It will be very interesting to see who we draft.

As for Suh, I bet St. Louis drafts him and then immediately trades him.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1784 on:** January 03, 2010, 09:33:21 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 03, 2010, 09:29:09 PM

As for Suh, I bet St. Louis drafts him

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 03, 2010, 09:29:09 PM

and then immediately trades him.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #1785 on:** January 03, 2010, 09:35:08 PM »

If the Seahawks' FO don't get rid of Mora and his distinguished mentally-challenged entourage it won't matter who we draft. The whole organization needs to change from the top down.

Mora Jr is the one of the worst coaches in the history of the NFL. I'm sick of his ass.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1786 on:** January 03, 2010, 09:35:41 PM »

They'll trade him for a first round pick and lots of other goodies.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1787 on:** January 03, 2010, 09:36:53 PM »

Mora could coach for the Redskins next year.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #1788 on:** January 03, 2010, 09:37:43 PM »

I don't even think Dan Snyder is that dumb.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1789 on:** January 03, 2010, 09:38:46 PM »

His stellar record doesn't support your argument.

T234 · « **Reply #1790 on:** January 03, 2010, 09:59:47 PM »

I'm one-percent serious as a heart attack: Am I just high and the Bengals are beating the shit outta the Jets, or are the Jets winning by 27-0 at the half?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1791 on:** January 03, 2010, 10:03:47 PM »

Quote from: T234 on January 03, 2010, 09:59:47 PM

I'm one-percent serious as a heart attack: Am I just high and the Bengals are beating the shit outta the Jets, or are the Jets winning by 27-0 at the half?

Jets winning, because the Bengals don't care since they're already in the playoffs. Man, next week is gonna have THREE rematches from games this week.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1792 on:** January 03, 2010, 10:04:27 PM »

I think the Redskins will trade down and load up on lineman, and I think - unfortunately - draft Tebow mid-round.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1793 on:** January 03, 2010, 10:05:47 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1794 on:** January 03, 2010, 10:07:53 PM »

The Jaguars are going to draft Tebow in a last ditch effort to dupe rubes into coming to their games so they can keep the franchise in Florida. This is pretty well known.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1795 on:** January 03, 2010, 10:08:55 PM »

I wish I was kidding. $:-\$

My gut says they re-sign Campbell to start, draft Tebow in the second or third round. Word is Shanahan wants to groom his own young franchise quarterback, and I think Tebow is the only splashy one attainable since they'll use their first picks for the line (thus missing out on McCoy, Clausen, etc.).

Trust me, I will be the first to mock that pick if it comes to fruition.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1796 on:** January 03, 2010, 10:13:55 PM »

If he falls to the end of the third or fourth round, I could see the Jaguars picking him up - but I don't think that will happen. I think the Redskins will draft down, spend their first two picks on the offensive line and then draft Tebow.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1797 on:** January 03, 2010, 10:25:54 PM »

Jets closing Giants Stadium right. lolz

pollo · « **Reply #1798 on:** January 04, 2010, 10:37:22 AM »

Froze my balls off, but it was well worth it. We're in! wooo

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1799 on:** January 04, 2010, 11:03:12 AM »

Looks like Zorn is out.

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