Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 93259 times)

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1500 on:** December 12, 2009, 03:35:32 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 12, 2009, 02:54:44 PM

The GAF thread is hilarious. Steeler fans are calling back to the ol' days where Steel workers had to flee Pittsburgh and look for work elsewhere. And thus began the spread of douchiness. A distinguished history, surely!

Well, the presence of Steeler fans in bars all around the country is no big surprise. It's mostly Gen X'ers and Millenniums who realize that Pittsburgh is Shitsburgh and the midwest is the anus of America, despite how much they like the team. They go other places instead.

And as for bionic, you do realize he's mostly one huge parody of sports-GAF, right? The guy doesn't seriously believe all the shit he spews. He's hysterical.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1501 on:** December 12, 2009, 05:05:34 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on December 12, 2009, 03:35:32 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 12, 2009, 02:54:44 PM
The GAF thread is hilarious. Steeler fans are calling back to the ol' days where Steel workers had to flee Pittsburgh and look for work elsewhere. And thus began the spread of douchiness. A distinguished history, surely!

Well, the presence of Steeler fans in bars all around the country is no big surprise. It's mostly Gen X'ers and Millenniums who realize that Pittsburgh is Shitsburgh and the midwest is the anus of America, despite how much they like the team. They go other places instead.

And as for bionic, you do realize he's mostly one huge parody of sports-GAF, right? The guy doesn't seriously believe all the shit he spews. He's hysterical.

Its mostly harson and another dude that are talking about this. Also, yeah I find bionic funny and understand he's just over the top.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1502 on:** December 12, 2009, 05:07:31 PM »

harSon just can't get over that he's a major fair-weather fan. I don't think I've ever seen him say positive things during games, and then afterwards all he talks about is how Ben is Christ. He acts like he knows the team, when really he just tries to see the team he has pictured in his head.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1503 on:** December 13, 2009, 11:22:48 AM »

It comes down to today. I'll be out of the house until about 4 PM.

FINAL COUNTDOWN.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1504 on:** December 13, 2009, 12:13:27 PM »

Starting Big Ben made sense, I can't really knock myself for that; the Browns suck, Pitt needed a win to keep their hopes alive, etc; plus there was no way I'd start Eli Manning against Philly. Starting Mendenhall is what's beating me up though. I actually considered sitting Adrian Peterson so I could have Mendenhall and Jaamal Charles starting; both were playing against shitty run defenses while AP is facing Cincy's good defense. I should have started AP and Charles SMH

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #1505 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:08:52 PM »

Holy fuck. The Seahawks are atrocious.

Akala · « **Reply #1506 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:24:05 PM »

Fucking Seahawks are gonna get me beat!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1507 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:33:07 PM »

All my players collapse whenever I playing fucking Triumph. Luckily Brady is sucking for him...but then again that means Moss will have a bad game $:-\$

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #1508 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:33:26 PM »

Fire Jim Mora.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #1509 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:49:29 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1510 on:** December 13, 2009, 02:09:04 PM »

At least they lead one category (penalties).

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1511 on:** December 13, 2009, 02:40:19 PM »

You're winning! Handsomely!

You still haven't started VD or Fitzgerald.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1512 on:** December 13, 2009, 03:24:53 PM »

someone fucking ban me for not starting Jaamal Charles. Got him off waivers only to not start him against the worst rush defense in the NFL...and then contemplated not starting Adrian Peterson so I could start Mendenhall

SMH

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1513 on:** December 13, 2009, 03:56:17 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 13, 2009, 03:24:53 PM

someone fucking ban me for not starting Jaamal Charles. Got him off waivers only to not start him against the worst rush defense in the NFL...and then contemplated not starting Adrian Peterson so I could start Mendenhall

SMH

Don't worry, a first round loss in the playoffs to me will be punishment enough I'm sure.

3-0 vs. Maurice this year! Book it, bitches.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1514 on:** December 13, 2009, 04:01:03 PM »

I'm going to be the #1 seed when, if we went by overall points, I wouldn't even be in the playoffs.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1515 on:** December 13, 2009, 04:32:09 PM »

Well, I tried. Good game, Akala. Go kick some ass for me in the tourney.

The second and fourth highest scoring teams in the league won't be going to the playoffs this year!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1516 on:** December 13, 2009, 04:36:42 PM »

H2H

Cajole just WINS

*loses in 1st round*

Akala · « **Reply #1517 on:** December 13, 2009, 04:50:24 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 13, 2009, 04:32:09 PM

Well, I tried. Good game, Akala. Go kick some ass for me in the tourney.

The second and fourth highest scoring teams in the league won't be going to the playoffs this year!

still too early to call! CJ is beasting, apparently.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1518 on:** December 13, 2009, 04:56:42 PM »

Dude, I'm still losing to you and the you have Larry Fitzgerald, Vernon Davis and an IDP to play. I'm done after Romo and Johnson. I appreciate the humility, but it's done. Good game.

twerd · « **Reply #1519 on:** December 13, 2009, 05:24:08 PM »

Dallas is playing well, but they don't have the points to show for it. It's fucking ridiculous.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1520 on:** December 13, 2009, 05:40:01 PM »

Tell me about it. Romo is my starting QB. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1521 on:** December 13, 2009, 06:02:14 PM »

Lots of poor QB play this week, damn. I just hope Warner doesn't suck too

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1522 on:** December 13, 2009, 07:24:25 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1523 on:** December 13, 2009, 07:26:16 PM »

Giants better step up tonight. If they win (And the resultant Dallas loss), three NFC East teams will be tied at 8-5.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1524 on:** December 13, 2009, 07:28:00 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 13, 2009, 07:24:25 PM

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He deserves a medal for that gif

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1525 on:** December 13, 2009, 07:29:01 PM »

LSUfreek deserves a lifetime achievement award.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1526 on:** December 13, 2009, 08:08:26 PM »

I'll lose to Akala, but at least the Redskins beat the Raiders. Not a totally worthless Sunday

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1527 on:** December 13, 2009, 08:34:45 PM »

Nice pass from Vick

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1528 on:** December 13, 2009, 08:41:50 PM »

hilarious fumble

Akala · « **Reply #1529 on:** December 13, 2009, 10:50:42 PM »

@ this giants/eagles game.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1530 on:** December 13, 2009, 10:53:14 PM »

This is awesome. I don't really care who wins either way, but I'm kinda hoping for a Giants loss so we can see Eli's cry face

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1531 on:** December 13, 2009, 11:12:20 PM »

Mannings actually having a good game...

so many fucking points on my bench. I could have annihilated Triumph. I still could win but meh, doubtful :'(

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1532 on:** December 13, 2009, 11:24:07 PM »

Yeah, he's been pretty alright other than that distinguished mentally-challenged fumble

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1533 on:** December 13, 2009, 11:47:35 PM »

Make that 2 distinguished mentally-challenged fumbles

edit: There's Eli's sad face

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1534 on:** December 13, 2009, 11:54:10 PM »

F.M.L

Its so Eli to finish the game with a fumble or interception. Fuck that shit!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1535 on:** December 14, 2009, 09:33:36 AM »

It was a great game to watch. Too many turnovers killed the Giants who did play good enough to win the game.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1536 on:** December 14, 2009, 09:24:13 PM »

Arizona offense is throwing the game god dammit! :'(

dirty game

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1537 on:** December 14, 2009, 09:27:13 PM »

God just doesn't want you to beat me, Maurice. Maybe you need to learn a lesson here or something.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1538 on:** December 14, 2009, 09:32:35 PM »

I found a live radio stream of the game from some Arizona station. Front page...
http://kbluam.com/LISTEN-LIVE/1355913

So far I've heard 3 "america fuck yeaaaa! buy american!" commercials

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1539 on:** December 14, 2009, 09:36:22 PM »

...

*turns radio off*

fml

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1540 on:** December 14, 2009, 11:28:48 PM »

GORE! GORE! GORE!

BAH GAWD KING HE'S BEEN CUT IN HALF

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1541 on:** December 14, 2009, 11:35:10 PM »

Wow, the Akala-Willco matchup is tense right now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1542 on:** December 14, 2009, 11:43:56 PM »

so many points on the bench sheeit

edit: oh shit Willco v Akala for playoff spot

Akala · « **Reply #1543 on:** December 14, 2009, 11:44:14 PM »

told him it wasn't over!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1544 on:** December 14, 2009, 11:46:23 PM »

I was playing MW2 with Willco a couple of hours ago and he was whining about how he was going to miss the playoffs.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1545 on:** December 14, 2009, 11:48:21 PM »

Holy crap.

Yeah, I told Cajole at the half when Davis and Fitzgerald already had 11 points that the game was over. All those turnovers saved my ass! Good game, Akala!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1546 on:** December 14, 2009, 11:49:14 PM »

Now Willco will knock me out in the 1st round. Fuck.

Akala · « **Reply #1547 on:** December 14, 2009, 11:49:33 PM »

oh god my bench.

congrats Willco.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1548 on:** December 14, 2009, 11:49:35 PM »

My matchups aren't that favorable, it'll be tough.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1549 on:** December 14, 2009, 11:51:19 PM »

Quote from: Akala on December 14, 2009, 11:49:33 PM

oh god my bench.

congrats Willco.

Total fluke. If it makes you feel better, I made last minute adjustments and left like 15 points on the bench.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1550 on:** December 14, 2009, 11:54:28 PM »

So it's Phoenix Dark vs Triumph in the playoffs? Awesome.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1551 on:** December 15, 2009, 12:03:20 AM »

Quote from: Willco on December 14, 2009, 11:54:28 PM

So it's Phoenix Dark vs Triumph in the playoffs? Awesome.

This should be fun.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1552 on:** December 15, 2009, 12:25:29 AM »

And one of us will be able to take him out. If he loses, either you or I will be able to beat him for third place. If he wins, either you or I will be able to beat him for first.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1553 on:** December 15, 2009, 01:46:41 AM »

I'm going to call it right now: no way I lose to Triumph 3 times in a row. I'm willing to bet a month long ban to raise the stakes, assuming Triumph agrees. For the record, Triumph has never defeated me in a ban bet competition

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1554 on:** December 15, 2009, 02:27:42 AM »

Ban bets are stupid. I will follow the Code of MrAngryFace and say that it won't be valid on this forum. Bet something cool. Like let us change your name.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1555 on:** December 15, 2009, 02:33:29 AM »

Alright

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1556 on:** December 15, 2009, 02:35:29 AM »

So, if Triumph agrees, he can pick your new username and tag and vice-versa.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1557 on:** December 15, 2009, 02:37:36 AM »

I propose PD's name gets changed to Chocobro with this as his avatar

As far as a tag "Brought to you by Final Fantasy 13" or "Haters gonna Kweh"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1558 on:** December 15, 2009, 02:47:06 AM »

pollo · « **Reply #1559 on:** December 15, 2009, 06:37:25 AM »

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Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 93259 times)