Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 93262 times)

The news gets even better:

"Now @ESPNRadio980 reporting that former Buccaneers GM Bruce Allen has been hired by the #Redskins. "

... a real GM? He's no McKay, but he's got to be better than Cerrato.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1568 on:** December 17, 2009, 09:58:04 AM »

Sounds like Chris Henry died.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1569 on:** December 17, 2009, 10:24:42 AM »

One life begins, another tragically taken away...

Rman · « **Reply #1570 on:** December 17, 2009, 10:58:30 AM »

How can his fiancee just leave him on the road like that? The details are kinda sketchy as of yet, but it seems he fell of the back of his pick up truck, while she was still driving.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1571 on:** December 17, 2009, 11:02:13 AM »

To be fair, if you are driving away and someone is chasing you, I'm not sure how concerned with their well being you are.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #1572 on:** December 17, 2009, 05:32:51 PM »

today is a great day

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1573 on:** December 17, 2009, 06:18:45 PM »

Apparently there was a 911 call from someone who saw what happened (not the fiancee) and the caller said it looked like he was trying to break into the cab from the back of the truck. Also, black people don't drive trucks. Looks like THE MAN has struck again.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1574 on:** December 17, 2009, 06:21:05 PM »

Yeah, sounds like he went into a roid rage and fell off the truck as his fiancee was escaping. Since he's dead, I can't wait to see the media blame something or someone else for his behavior (NFL culture made him do it!).

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1575 on:** December 17, 2009, 11:21:01 PM »

Up almost 19 on Maurice after one game.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1576 on:** December 17, 2009, 11:25:33 PM »

Juice is killing me. And of course, based off of everyone's recommendation, I bench Mike Sims-Walker, and he scores 15 points. Oh well, at least if you beat Maurice and Juice beats me, I'll have another chance to beat Maurice.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1577 on:** December 17, 2009, 11:48:53 PM »

Hey, you never asked me!

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...based on your match-ups, I probably would have told you to bench Sims-Walker in favor of your other receivers. It could still turn out well for you.

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1578 on:** December 18, 2009, 12:23:16 AM »

oh my fucking god 25 points from Dallas Clark

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1579 on:** December 18, 2009, 12:32:16 AM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on December 17, 2009, 11:21:01 PM

Up almost 19 on Maurice after one game.

WR vs CB

You're going to lose, might as well lower your expectations

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1580 on:** December 18, 2009, 08:31:24 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2009, 12:32:16 AM

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on December 17, 2009, 11:21:01 PM
Up almost 19 on Maurice after one game.

WR vs CB

You're going to lose, might as well lower your expectations

Considering the quality of my defensive players vs. yours, I'm not too worried about that either. You're going down, Chocobro.

Akala · « **Reply #1581 on:** December 19, 2009, 03:41:23 PM »

Heading to the bar in a bit to watch them saints. Should be a pretty crazy night, 15-18 of us are watching the game at a bar, and then riding in a stretch Escalade 45 miles to an indian casino. Outcome of the game will dictate the mood of the ride. I hope the limo is stocked either way.

GO SAINTS.

Also, debating on wether or not to start Fitz. Apparently he's a game-time decision...then again, he's playing Detroit. May just start Crabtree lol.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1582 on:** December 19, 2009, 07:47:55 PM »

Quote from: nfl.com

Heavy snow forced the 49ers-Eagles game to be moved to 4:15 p.m. ET Sunday

Looks like a heavy dose of Frank Gore tomorrow.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1583 on:** December 19, 2009, 08:40:37 PM »

Tony Homo and the Cowgirls ruining the chances of a perfect Super Bowl

Saints are getting buried fast. I wonder if the refs will dig them out like they did in Washington

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1584 on:** December 19, 2009, 08:41:43 PM »

What month is it? December? Saints will be alright tonight

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1585 on:** December 19, 2009, 08:44:11 PM »

Yeah, hopefully someone shows Romo a calendar so he can stop skeeting on these kids and get his choke on

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1586 on:** December 19, 2009, 09:01:39 PM »

Somehow, Cajole has more points from the guy who Romo is throwing to than Romo himself. $:-\$

Oh well, Maurice better lose so I can play him for third place.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1587 on:** December 19, 2009, 09:10:37 PM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on December 19, 2009, 08:40:37 PM

Tony Homo and the Cowgirls ruining the chances of a perfect Super Bowl

Saints are getting buried fast. I wonder if the refs will dig them out like they did in Washington

The Saints have started slow for the past few weeks. There is plenty of game left.

Anyone have a better feed than this?

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http://www.atdhe.net/11178/watch-dallas-cowboys-vs-new-orleans-saints
Veetle is ok tmk

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OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1588 on:** December 19, 2009, 09:13:18 PM »

I think that's the same one I'm using

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1589 on:** December 19, 2009, 09:15:49 PM »

I was watching the one on nfl.com, but they weren't showing all the game(

) so I quit and went to that.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1590 on:** December 19, 2009, 09:24:50 PM »

Is that the one where half of the feed is a bunch of guys sitting around talking about the game? I always wondered where that broadcast came from, never knew it was on the NFL site itself

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1591 on:** December 19, 2009, 09:43:42 PM »

Yup!

What the hell?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1592 on:** December 19, 2009, 09:54:16 PM »

I think this is it for New Orleans... oh wait, they're playing the Cowboys (second half self destruct imminent)

For you guys wanting to see a stream

http://lagerassassin.com/

twerd · « **Reply #1593 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:58:57 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 19, 2009, 09:54:16 PM

I think this is it for New Orleans... oh wait, they're playing the Cowboys (second half self destruct imminent)

For you guys wanting to see a stream

http://lagerassassin.com/

god dammit looks like youre probably rite even tho dallas is up 14

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1594 on:** December 19, 2009, 11:28:04 PM »

Breesus got crucified. Oh well

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1595 on:** December 19, 2009, 11:28:59 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1596 on:** December 19, 2009, 11:29:17 PM »

Well, that sucks. I got owned by Cajole. That's crazy that Miles Austin got more points than the quarterback, but I guess those are the breaks.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1597 on:** December 19, 2009, 11:36:12 PM »

That was the best pickup ever. He is a total beast.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1598 on:** December 19, 2009, 11:37:17 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 19, 2009, 11:36:12 PM

That was the best pickup ever. He is a total beast.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1599 on:** December 19, 2009, 11:39:13 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1600 on:** December 20, 2009, 12:31:23 AM »

Can't believe out of all the teams its Dallas in December that gets the Saints.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1601 on:** December 20, 2009, 12:54:28 AM »

smh I can't believe it.

Looks like Willco is done. I would have rather played him for the championship than Cajole

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1602 on:** December 20, 2009, 01:02:28 AM »

Instead, you'll just have to play me for third place.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1603 on:** December 20, 2009, 03:07:06 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2009, 12:54:28 AM

smh I can't believe it.

Looks like Willco is done. I would have rather played him for the championship than Cajole

Keep dreaming, Chocobro.

Akala · « **Reply #1604 on:** December 20, 2009, 05:03:03 AM »

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

pollo · « **Reply #1605 on:** December 20, 2009, 06:41:42 AM »

Going to the Jets-Falc game today. Playoff chances are slim, but still keeping the faith.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1606 on:** December 20, 2009, 03:59:24 PM »

lol Sanchize lol

Now it's time to start kicking PD's ass. You betta ASK SOMEBODAAAAAAAAY!

Akala · « **Reply #1607 on:** December 20, 2009, 04:51:22 PM »

oh god. overslept and forgot to check on Vince's status and started BRADY FUCKING QUINN instead. I'm gonna lose. $:-\$

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1608 on:** December 20, 2009, 05:23:26 PM »

Quote from: pollo on December 20, 2009, 06:41:42 AM

Going to the Jets-Falc game today. Playoff chances are slim, but still keeping the faith.

You just got Dirty Sanchez'd.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1609 on:** December 20, 2009, 06:18:26 PM »

Looks like I'm gonna end up being Yiff Furfiggurt for a month... My team has been scoring fine but I started the 4 o'clock slate of games 60 points behind, and Maurice's team keeps scoring. I've cut the deficit down to 15 points but he still has Purple Jesus yet to play.

Federwang or Juice, whichever one of you wins had better crush him.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1610 on:** December 20, 2009, 06:21:10 PM »

Pretty sure it's going to be me.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1611 on:** December 20, 2009, 07:27:24 PM »

JaMarcus just led a 2 minute drill off the bench to a Raiders win in Denver. I feel like I'm in bizarro world right now

Even better is that this could potentially ruin their playoff chances.

A Steelers loss would make this a great day

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1612 on:** December 20, 2009, 07:43:34 PM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on December 20, 2009, 07:27:24 PM

A Steelers loss would make this a great day

Looks like the refs don't feel the same way

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1613 on:** December 20, 2009, 07:45:34 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1614 on:** December 20, 2009, 07:46:10 PM »

Holy shit Steelers

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1615 on:** December 20, 2009, 07:52:46 PM »

Ben had 500 fucking yards? I should have watched this instead of the Raiders

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1616 on:** December 20, 2009, 07:55:01 PM »

wait

how

what

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1617 on:** December 20, 2009, 07:55:54 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1618 on:** December 20, 2009, 07:57:55 PM »

Ben

That was our Super Bowl as far as I'm concerned. Good game Packers.

We still need a lot of help :'(

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1619 on:** December 20, 2009, 08:16:33 PM »

That last drive was amazing. Much respect for Ben.

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