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Re: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans
« Reply #1800 on: January 04, 2010, 11:04:23 AM »
It's pretty funny to me that next week, we will see 3 rematches of this week.
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« Reply #1801 on: January 04, 2010, 11:18:05 AM »
Looks like Zorn is out.

The writing was on the wall last night when Jerry Gray said he would take the Head Coach position if it were open - on-air with CSN - after the game.
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« Reply #1802 on: January 04, 2010, 03:52:19 PM »
Redskins One made a round trip to Colorado this morning and touched down at Dulles with Shanahan on board, WaPost reports.
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« Reply #1803 on: January 04, 2010, 03:57:01 PM »
I've been listening to KJR-AM (Seattle sports radio) all day, and about 85% of the callers want Mora's head on a pike.
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« Reply #1804 on: January 04, 2010, 03:58:34 PM »
I've been listening to Detroit sports radio most of the day. Nearly all the hosts expect Suh to go #1  :'(

and expect us to take McCoy from Oklahoma
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« Reply #1805 on: January 04, 2010, 04:03:43 PM »
I've been listening to Detroit sports radio most of the day. Nearly all the hosts expect Suh to go #1  :'(

and expect us to take McCoy from Oklahoma

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« Reply #1806 on: January 04, 2010, 04:07:07 PM »
and expect us to take McCoy from Oklahoma

Uh...McCoy from Texas or Bradford from Oklahoma?
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« Reply #1807 on: January 04, 2010, 04:07:51 PM »
Shanarama is coming to town!

Quote from: WaPost
Shanahan lands at Dulles
Updated at 3:48 p.m.

The unveiling of Mike Shanahan as the Redskins' new head coach could be imminent. On the same day that Jim Zorn was relieved of his head coaching duties, Shanahan arrived in Washington, where he's expected to conclude negotiations with the Redskins to fill their coaching vacancy.

Owner Daniel Snyder's plane departed Washington earlier this morning, just a couple of hours after General Manager Bruce Allen fired Zorn, and returned to Dulles International around 3 o'clock this afternoon with Shanahan -- long coveted by Snyder -- in tow.

Snyder's jet was spotted on the runway by Post reporter Zach Berman before quickly disappearing into a private hangar. NBC4's Dan Hellie found Shanahan at the airport, but the former Denver coach declined to comment. Hellie said he asked Shanahan if he'd like to talk. "No, not right now," Shanahan responded to Hellie.

Shanahan went from plane to car in short order and was whisked away to an unknown destination.

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« Reply #1808 on: January 04, 2010, 04:15:00 PM »
I've been listening to Detroit sports radio most of the day. Nearly all the hosts expect Suh to go #1  :'(

And you find this news surprising?
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« Reply #1809 on: January 04, 2010, 04:15:26 PM »
Yeah, that's old news.
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« Reply #1810 on: January 04, 2010, 04:16:47 PM »
By the way, it would be perfect if the Redskins drafted OT Bruce Campbell. :smug
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« Reply #1811 on: January 04, 2010, 04:22:18 PM »
No, we're going to draft BRUCE CAMPBELL.
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« Reply #1812 on: January 04, 2010, 04:30:41 PM »
 :-\
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« Reply #1813 on: January 04, 2010, 04:37:16 PM »
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« Reply #1814 on: January 04, 2010, 04:50:19 PM »
and expect us to take McCoy from Oklahoma

Uh...McCoy from Texas or Bradford from Oklahoma?

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« Reply #1815 on: January 04, 2010, 05:28:46 PM »
and expect us to take McCoy from Oklahoma

Uh...McCoy from Texas or Bradford from Oklahoma?

Gereld McCoy, DT

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« Reply #1816 on: January 04, 2010, 08:11:17 PM »
I've been listening to KJR-AM (Seattle sports radio) all day, and about 85% of the callers want Mora's head on a pike.

I'm surprised it was only 85%.  Mora, Knapp, and the rest of the funky bunch can all fuck right off as far as I'm concerned.  And it's depressing listeing to Leiweke yammer on about how the franchise is commited to Mora. The Seahawks need an identitiy and Jim fucking Mora Jr ain't it.

They better start doing something quick and get a god damn GM in there that knows what he's doing. On that note, I'm kind of glad that Holmgren didn't get the GM position in Seattle.  I liked him fine enough as a coach but some of his drafts and personel decisions left a little to be desired.  I'm not sure I'd be too stoked with him coming in there if I were a Browns fan.
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« Reply #1817 on: January 04, 2010, 10:27:26 PM »
Now that Zorn is gone, the players are throwing him underneath the bus. They say the team lacked discipline (surprise!), players could skip practices, could skip meetings, broke curfew, etc. Lines of communication eroded compared to Gibbs' tenure as coach.

I thought a lot of this was evident, and was pretty outraged when Haynesworth had the audacity to pull the "... but if they can do it, why can't I?!" excuse when showing up late to practice. That highlighted the more problematic issue - that Zorn was apparently letting players show up to practice late, or as we are now finding out, not at all.

I'm not a fan of Shanahan, but I hope he puts pressure on these guys. Any of the big-priced, high-drama guys in the locker room need to be jettisoned if it's a salary cap free year. I cannot believe these guys were paid millions and don't even bother to show up to work.

What is also disturbing is to hear these players - likely the same ones who are responsible for missing practice and breaking curfew -complain about the lack of discipline. They're grown men. They get paid millions to go to work. I find it pretty ludicrous that grown men need to be forced to do this stuff. Or did Cerrato and Snyder build an entire team full of daddy issues?
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« Reply #1818 on: January 05, 2010, 11:53:06 PM »
Shanahan will be introduced at 2PM EST tomorrow.

Other note, Portis called a local radio station and threw Jason Campbell under the bus. Campbell followed up by throwing Portis under the bus. Man, Shanarama has his hands full.
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« Reply #1819 on: January 06, 2010, 12:07:28 AM »
Should cut their losses with Portis.  Bitch is always injured and is over the hill for rbs in the NFL.  Easier to get someone to run with the rock than to chuck it, but you guys will eventually need to find people to do both.
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« Reply #1820 on: January 06, 2010, 12:18:05 AM »
I agree. This latest escapade was pretty ridiculous. He basically said that Campbell was not a leader, and didn't have that ability whatsoever. So Campbell criticized Portis' work habits and said if Portis was such a great leader, his teammates would have elected him team captain (Portis was pining for team captain, but didn't get it). Apparently a bunch of 'Skins texted Jason Reid afterwards siding with Campbell, and telling Reid they were glad someone was trying to put Portis in his place. The team has been taking veiled shots at Portis all week.
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« Reply #1821 on: January 06, 2010, 02:58:23 PM »
Uh oh, sounds like Portis' days are numbered.
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« Reply #1822 on: January 06, 2010, 03:00:26 PM »
i don't get it!
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« Reply #1823 on: January 07, 2010, 02:19:51 AM »
So the team courting for the new LA stadium is down to the Bills and Vikings. 

They were going after the Rams but I guess they had their fill of LA sports fans.

Before that they went and asked the Chargers to move back and apparently they just laughed. 
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« Reply #1824 on: January 07, 2010, 02:26:39 AM »
Should go after Jacksonville, they can't fill their stadium.
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« Reply #1825 on: January 07, 2010, 02:30:43 AM »
So the team courting for the new LA stadium is down to the Bills and Vikings. 

There seems to be something wrong with this sentence.

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« Reply #1826 on: January 08, 2010, 02:08:40 PM »
Looks like HSMP got his wish- Seattle just fired Mora.
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« Reply #1827 on: January 08, 2010, 02:42:24 PM »
Yeah, just got the text alert. Can't say that Mora necessarily had a fair shake this year, with the GM quitting and being decimated by injur- oh wait this sounds like Jim Zorn.
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« Reply #1828 on: January 08, 2010, 02:46:46 PM »
I can testify to the fact that Mora Jr. sucks as a coach.
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« Reply #1829 on: January 08, 2010, 03:40:58 PM »
Seattle is apparently already in talks with Pete Carrol.
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« Reply #1830 on: January 08, 2010, 03:43:38 PM »
Seattle is apparently already in talks with Pete Carrol.

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« Reply #1831 on: January 08, 2010, 03:59:39 PM »
The dude had a winning record in New England, largely with Bill Parcells' team, though. He could still pan out in the NFL. Dunno.
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« Reply #1832 on: January 08, 2010, 04:01:53 PM »
Callers in Seattle today DO NOT want Carroll here. I'd agree.
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« Reply #1833 on: January 08, 2010, 04:02:27 PM »
Jim Zorn is available. :smug
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« Reply #1834 on: January 08, 2010, 04:03:23 PM »
Jim Zorn is available. :smug

We like Zorn here. :smug
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« Reply #1835 on: January 08, 2010, 04:04:16 PM »
Matt Millen is available :smug
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« Reply #1836 on: January 08, 2010, 04:04:22 PM »
Oh, I know. That's why I recommended him. Maybe he and Sherman Lewis and Steve Largent can get together and call nothing but gadget plays for a season.
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« Reply #1837 on: January 08, 2010, 04:06:02 PM »
At least you don't have to deal with the Shanahan era. Just when Mike starts winning, he'll step down and his son will become coach. A decade of nepotism. :-\
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« Reply #1838 on: January 08, 2010, 04:08:13 PM »
At least you don't have to deal with the Shanahan era. Just when Mike starts winning, he'll step down and his son will become coach. A decade of nepotism. :-\

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« Reply #1840 on: January 08, 2010, 09:36:01 PM »
Fuck yes.

I don't give a fuck if Pete Carrol is already the heir apparent to this Titanic, anything is better than having to go through another season of watching some fifth or sixth choice of a lame duck GM and Mora Jr running this shit into the ground.  I didn't think it could get worse than the 2008 season, but Jim's 2009 disaster proved me wrong.   Pete Carrol may turn out to be a colossal failure but at least it's a change, and that in itself is progress for this organization.

Fuck you Mora.  Go coach JV somewhere.
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« Reply #1841 on: January 08, 2010, 09:40:37 PM »
A couple sports radio hosts here are saying Detroit is considering their options in trading the #2 pick for Seattle's two first round picks. Eh
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« Reply #1842 on: January 08, 2010, 09:53:15 PM »
Why would Seattle want to jump up to the two slot?  Suh? Bradford? Okung?  Doesn't seem worth giving up the number 6 and 14 for that.  It'd be different if Seattle was just one player away from doing something, but they're obviously not.  They need those picks.

SF would be in a better position to make a trade.
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« Reply #1843 on: January 08, 2010, 10:03:47 PM »
I'd love to have 2 first round picks but it's not going to happen, Seattle isn't going to consent to that.

Gerald McCoy at 2, then continue building the defense in the next rounds; I'd love to get Brandon Graham in the second round if he's still there. We also need an RB; Kevin Smith needs knee and shoulder surgery, he's done.
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« Reply #1844 on: January 09, 2010, 08:49:21 AM »
Like I said, SF has two 1st rounders as well and they could possibly be tempted to make a jump if they felt the player was right.  IMO, SF is on the verge of becoming a pretty damn good team so they could possibly afford using their two picks to make a move to grab a player like Suh if he were still available at #2.

And according to ESPN, the Pete Carroll to Seattle deal is done.  Announcement coming on Monday.  And if Pete is able to bring over people like Jeremy Bates and Ken Norton Jr. I'd actually be pretty freaking stoked about all this.  If anyone could light a fire under the asses of that LB crew in Seattle, it'd be Norton.
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« Reply #1845 on: January 09, 2010, 09:41:54 AM »
Pete Carroll  :lol

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« Reply #1846 on: January 09, 2010, 09:45:32 AM »
I'd take Hitler's ghost over Mora Jr, so this is an improvement.
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« Reply #1847 on: January 09, 2010, 09:59:22 AM »
Yea? Well speaking from a Jets fan's perspective just be ready for some grim, grim times ahead for your franchise.

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« Reply #1848 on: January 09, 2010, 10:10:02 AM »
I'll send you a tape of the 2009 Seahawk season.  The only thing missing from that travesty was a blimp attack.

Good or bad, Carroll brings an identity to the Seahawks and that's at least something when you're living up here in media Siberia.
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« Reply #1849 on: January 09, 2010, 10:28:35 AM »
Carroll is just running away from all the problems at USC, choosing to hide in the most remote part of national football to get away from all the scrutiny. This is like the NFL's version of Witness.
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« Reply #1850 on: January 09, 2010, 11:43:04 AM »
running away from problems :bow2

the mark of the great ones. if his first year is shit, at least fans can blame the upcoming divorce scandal!

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« Reply #1851 on: January 09, 2010, 01:21:35 PM »
The fact that almost everyone is picking the Cowboys to win tonight makes me nervous; Peter King actually picked them to win the Superbowl! I can just see 13 years of playoff futility coming back around to bite them in the ass one more time.
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« Reply #1852 on: January 09, 2010, 01:31:10 PM »
The fact that almost everyone is picking the Cowboys to win tonight makes me nervous; Peter King actually picked them to win the Superbowl! I can just see 13 years of playoff futility coming back around to bite them in the ass one more time.

as a cowboy fan, i know this feeling exactly, since it happened less than 2 years ago.
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« Reply #1853 on: January 09, 2010, 03:36:42 PM »
Boring picks:

Bengals, Cowboys, Patriots, Packers.

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« Reply #1854 on: January 09, 2010, 04:12:05 PM »
Cincy, Dallas, Baltimore, Green Bay.

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« Reply #1855 on: January 09, 2010, 05:18:27 PM »
Braylon Edwards, you piece of shit.
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« Reply #1856 on: January 09, 2010, 05:22:25 PM »
Having trouble getting into this game. No one's playing great, the commentators eat shit, and Marvin Lewis is a challenge-wasting distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. Might just go play some Last Remnant lol.

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« Reply #1857 on: January 09, 2010, 05:23:37 PM »
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« Reply #1858 on: January 09, 2010, 05:24:21 PM »
It's pretty terrible, yeah.
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« Reply #1859 on: January 09, 2010, 05:26:13 PM »
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