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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 03, 2010, 02:47:12 PM

Title: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 03, 2010, 02:47:12 PM
Don't mind me, I'm just here to stalk Maurice. :shh
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 03, 2010, 02:47:51 PM
I THOUGHT I KILLED THE INTERNET YOU




Welcome back.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 03, 2010, 02:49:53 PM
Kosma leaves, Shake returns :bow
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 03, 2010, 02:56:55 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCaCIstoOsU[/youtube]

A
spoiler (click to show/hide)
datass
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celebration is in order :bow :bow2
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: tehjaybo on April 03, 2010, 03:04:12 PM
Oh lord.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: OptimoPeach on April 03, 2010, 03:05:00 PM
I bet my dick this is just PD
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: demi on April 03, 2010, 03:15:19 PM
I bet my dick this is just PD

Nah
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: drew on April 03, 2010, 03:19:01 PM
who the fuck is this faggot
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Diunx on April 03, 2010, 03:25:25 PM
I bet my dick this is just PD
.

The mods are in on this.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Himu on April 03, 2010, 03:26:19 PM
What's up SHake?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: drew on April 03, 2010, 03:35:07 PM
btw i know who he is, i just wanted something to rhyme with faggot
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Solo on April 03, 2010, 03:36:04 PM
Miles Trahan Burger Project 2.0?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 03, 2010, 03:39:18 PM
Miles Trahan Burger Project 2.0?

I believe it's still in the "experiment" stage.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 03, 2010, 03:39:33 PM
Welcome back. It's like you were never gone.  
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: drew on April 03, 2010, 03:40:18 PM
didnt this guy threaten willcos gf or something, or was that g
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 03, 2010, 03:43:08 PM
didnt this guy threaten willcos gf or something, or was that g

I don't even know who Willco's girlfriend is :lol

But no, wasn't me.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 03, 2010, 03:44:37 PM
Weren't you a mod at Mupepe's shitty forum?  What are you thoughts on the case of the missing $200?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 03, 2010, 03:48:13 PM
Weren't you a mod at Mupepe's shitty forum?  What are you thoughts on the case of the missing $200?

Are you talking about Mupz never paying Ichi for videogames or whatever?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Sounds like dude got Dirty Sanchez'd. :shh
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Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: drew on April 03, 2010, 03:54:24 PM
lyte edge and some douche ran another forum that viz, junp, pd, and sometimes me posted at, it was pretty shitty, i forget the name, its gone now
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: bork on April 03, 2010, 03:56:37 PM
 :lol It still exists in some form.  That was Leguna's forum, then he pissed me off so everybody but him moved to a different forum...

...which Cheebs and Shake ruined.   :'(
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 03, 2010, 04:00:52 PM
didnt this guy threaten willcos gf or something, or was that g

That was me, don't get us confused mang.

Welcome back Shake
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 03, 2010, 04:07:21 PM
:lol It still exists in some form.  That was Leguna's forum, then he pissed me off so everybody but him moved to a different forum...

...which Cheebs and Shake ruined.   :'(

To be fair, we were also basically the only two regular posters.  :tbslol
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 03, 2010, 04:08:31 PM
If Cheebs ever returns, it'll be the revenge of the Michigan Shat Pack.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 03, 2010, 04:09:40 PM
If Cheebs ever returns, it'll be the revenge of the Michigan Shat Pack.
Cheebs gave me his account, then I changed the password to something random and forgot all about. The account is as good as dead.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: bork on April 03, 2010, 04:15:09 PM
:lol It still exists in some form.  That was Leguna's forum, then he pissed me off so everybody but him moved to a different forum...

...which Cheebs and Shake ruined.   :'(

To be fair, we were also basically the only two regular posters.  :tbslol

...Which is what led to that "mass" forum migration to the other forum in the first place.   :lol  Leguna would just come into the OT and say "WHY ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT THIS?!?!?!  IT'S STUPID," everyone would ignore it and move on, and then he threatened to shut the place down.  How you guys got control (and it wasn't just you guys, somebody made like every member an admin) I will never know. 
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 03, 2010, 04:16:00 PM
ASSUMING CONTROL
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 03, 2010, 04:19:15 PM
How you guys got control ... I will never know. 

It's a coup :shh
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 03, 2010, 04:22:01 PM
We lost Kosma and Green Shinobi, but gained The Dark Shake.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 03, 2010, 04:26:04 PM
Green left?

Kosma  :(
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 03, 2010, 04:26:48 PM
Yeah, Green Shinobi has permanently left. Kosma is en route to Ireland, and I think he's just fucking with you guys.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 03, 2010, 04:28:36 PM
Now this place might be a little less stupid.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 03, 2010, 04:32:22 PM
Did you ban GS or did he just go?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 03, 2010, 04:33:17 PM
Glen is back to saving the environment with his ninjutsu?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 03, 2010, 04:35:00 PM
Did you ban GS or did he just go?

He left of his own accord.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 03, 2010, 04:38:18 PM
My thread is being overrun with current gossip about lesser posters  :-\ :'(
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 03, 2010, 04:39:01 PM
He had turned into a proper whipping boy the last several months, hardly motivation for wanting to maintain an active account. And Kosma is just moving, no biggie. If he doesn't return, I'll stop badmouthing Poland.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 03, 2010, 04:39:21 PM
The forum rode GS too hard but he needs to grow thicker skin.  
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 03, 2010, 04:43:39 PM
The forum rode GS too hard but he needs to grow thicker skin.  

True.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Sceneman on April 03, 2010, 04:44:14 PM
to be fair I think GS brought a lot of it onto himself
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 03, 2010, 04:47:29 PM
Where's my boy Jose? Did he ever get that $200?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 03, 2010, 04:50:04 PM
Where's my boy Jose? Did he ever get that $200?
::)

The forum rode kosma too hard for what was an accident.
gs on the other hand gave as much as he got. And still lost.

Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Vizzys on April 03, 2010, 05:02:04 PM
anime avatar user posting in a shake thread
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Beezy on April 03, 2010, 05:07:30 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCaCIstoOsU[/youtube]

A
spoiler (click to show/hide)
datass
[close]
celebration is in order :bow :bow2
:bow
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: drew on April 03, 2010, 05:08:46 PM
anime avatar user posting in a shake thread

(http://www.wilson-iceland.com/wiffle_bat.jpg)

(http://www.resistaball.ca/Portals/43/stability-balls.gif)
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 03, 2010, 05:11:12 PM
Whipping Boy Rule #1: The more you struggle, the more you're whipped
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 03, 2010, 05:16:56 PM
Yup, roll with the punches and wait for an opening, just like Phoneix Dark. 

As a wise man once said, "Be like water, my friend."
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 03, 2010, 05:31:45 PM
GS got bagged on, but he also took even the most innocent remark as a personal attack. If he'd just ignored Ichi, and dumped the Avatar arguments after a couple weeks [like I did], he wouldn't have had the problems he had.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 03, 2010, 05:41:48 PM
HOLY SHITBURGERS

THE MILES TRAHAN BURGER EXPERIMENT RESUMES
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Kestastrophe on April 03, 2010, 05:45:15 PM
So another Michigan Borito? Nice :drake

Could someone explain the burger experiment thing, I'm missing something  :(
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Powerslave on April 03, 2010, 05:52:05 PM
Rule #1 is to never, ever, EVER reply to posts attacking you. Ignore them and when the posters attacking you notice you don't give a shit they will drop it and move to the next victim.

reply #1: Borys learned this the hard way.. from yours truly 8)

reply #2: I'm the exception of this rule 8)
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Himu on April 03, 2010, 06:04:22 PM
link to green shinobi leaving please
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Kestastrophe on April 03, 2010, 06:32:58 PM
Yeah, I remember when he left the forum to "gain some much needed perspective", and came back just as shitty, after the Annihilatee of the Year thread. I would take it with a grain of salt
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 03, 2010, 06:34:11 PM
link to green shinobi leaving please

Supposedly he sent Federwang like a 10 page pm where he ranted about god knows what.  The upshot is that he is leaving.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Kestastrophe on April 03, 2010, 06:38:21 PM
Cat's out of the bag now Will, don't hold out on us  :P
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Barry Egan on April 03, 2010, 06:44:21 PM
at least give us the readers digest.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: demi on April 03, 2010, 06:47:38 PM
So another Michigan Borito? Nice :drake

Could someone explain the burger experiment thing, I'm missing something  :(

Not from Michigan.

Burger Experiment is because he's a fat goober, and there was that one photo of him looking like a slick greasy guido eating a hamburger at... burger king
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 03, 2010, 06:47:53 PM
something about ichi always starting shit
something about mandark being a smug know-it-all
something about pd always trolling
something about fresh prince trolling
something about biff
something about boogie being a smug know-it-all
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: etiolate on April 03, 2010, 07:15:54 PM
well, we can stop being OA now?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Purple Filth on April 03, 2010, 07:37:44 PM
GS got bagged on, but he also took even the most innocent remark as a personal attack. If he'd just ignored Ichi, and dumped the Avatar arguments after a couple weeks [like I did], he wouldn't have had the problems he had.

agreed, he was easily baited into shit.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: demi on April 03, 2010, 07:39:02 PM
well, we can stop being OA now?

Will you leave if we don't?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on April 03, 2010, 07:41:01 PM
I gave Green Shinobi a better option, but I can't say much.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 03, 2010, 07:41:26 PM
GS deserves to sympathy. I've never met a larger vagina on the internet. If you're going to troll and attack people, you can't get all high and mighty when people do the same to you. All he had to do was chill the fuck out. If his antics were reserved for Avatar and music threads no one would care. Instead he polluted every single thread he got involved with.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: etiolate on April 03, 2010, 07:52:45 PM
well, we can stop being OA now?

Will you leave if we don't?

I could leave when you post something worth reading. :smug
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Mandark on April 03, 2010, 07:56:37 PM
GS was mind-bogglingly incapable of letting anything go.

Of course I knew that and still posted things that would set him off, so there ya go.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Bloodwake on April 03, 2010, 08:06:15 PM
welcome back mr. trahan.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: demi on April 03, 2010, 08:06:43 PM
well, we can stop being OA now?

Will you leave if we don't?

I could leave when you post something worth reading. :smug

Meh, I'd sooner just ban you instead
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: BlackMage on April 03, 2010, 08:18:31 PM
get the fuck out!!!!
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 03, 2010, 09:21:22 PM
Where's my boy Jose? Did he ever get that $200?

Check out my tag, bro. :lol

WELCOME BACK

:bow The Dark Shake :bow2
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 03, 2010, 09:23:37 PM
So another Michigan Borito? Nice :drake

Could someone explain the burger experiment thing, I'm missing something  :(

Not from Michigan.

Burger Experiment is because he's a fat goober, and there was that one photo of him looking like a slick greasy guido eating a hamburger at... burger king

Seen recent pics of him.  He's skinny these days.

I thought the burger experiment was posting that stupid picture dozens of times to see how long it would take him to snap. ???

Anyway, I'm glad he's back and hope he sticks around.  I buried the hatchet with Shake years ago and now think he's a pretty cool guy.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Powerslave on April 03, 2010, 09:28:39 PM
.. and doesnt afraid of anything
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 12:06:20 AM
I don't recognize 90% of you. Sweet.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 04, 2010, 12:19:38 AM
well, we can stop being OA now?

Will you leave if we don't?

I could leave when you post something worth reading. :smug

There's gotta be a first time for everything...
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: demi on April 04, 2010, 12:21:50 AM
Like you leaving? :lol

What are you up to now, 5?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 04, 2010, 01:01:38 AM
Huzzah?  Who said anything about leaving?  This is about your failure to post anything interesting.  Ever.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 02:41:38 PM
Huh.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2010, 02:44:00 PM
oh shit

SHAT PACK 2010 REUNION
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 02:47:52 PM
Ichi and Shake being back ends any logic behind my exile! Also Jose not getting his money from Mupepe is still being talked about? Wow.  :lol
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Barry Egan on April 04, 2010, 02:48:49 PM
End of an era.

Dawn of a new day.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 04, 2010, 02:51:29 PM
oh god
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Solo on April 04, 2010, 02:52:16 PM
I thought all you motherfuckers were dead!
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 02:53:00 PM
You just got Locke'd!
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Barry Egan on April 04, 2010, 02:53:37 PM
Dead is Dead.  I smell Icon Conspiracy.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2010, 02:59:42 PM
Solo isn't on the list
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Diunx on April 04, 2010, 03:04:38 PM
lol ichi name is jose? :rofl
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 03:05:29 PM
NO WAY JOSE
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Solo on April 04, 2010, 03:06:40 PM
lol ichi name is jose? :rofl

You didnt think he was actually Japanese did you?  :lol
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 03:07:51 PM
lol ichi name is jose? :rofl
Once I learned that I had no choice but to always call him that. It's too amazing to ignore. José!
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2010, 03:08:45 PM
Jose, Miles, Jacob, Maurice. Our parents hated us  :'(
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 04, 2010, 03:11:03 PM
Can I get that $200?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 03:11:10 PM
You guys all sound like Lost characters.

Can I get that $200

spoiler (click to show/hide)

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 03:19:37 PM
Jose, Miles, Jacob, Maurice. Our parents hated us  :'(
Well, I at least have a half-way interesting story. My parents named me after a John Hughes movie lol. And shake got named after Miles Davis!
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2010, 03:29:13 PM
I was named after...nobody  :-\

Wait, weren't you named after your gay uncle?  :lol
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 03:31:20 PM
No, I was named Jake after Jake from Sixteen Candles. My middle name is from my dad's uncle who was gay. But he was a awesome guy. Way cooler than any of my current living extended relatives. My gay great uncle > the boring romantic interest from Sixteen Candles.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2010, 03:37:10 PM
Jose, Miles, Jacob, Maurice. Our parents hated us  :'(

Miles is a good name.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 03:39:33 PM
Miles is probably the most badass name of those listed, no idea why PD included it.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2010, 03:41:36 PM
Miles is probably the most badass name of those listed, no idea why PD included it.

I'm pretty sure it means solder in latin.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 03:46:07 PM
Miles is probably the most badass name of those listed, no idea why PD included it.

Jake is a good name too, man. Better than mine.
Yeah I have no problem with my name, PD seems to think it is bad though I guess. My dad was pushing to name me Max after Mad Max though. 
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2010, 03:48:27 PM
Jacob is bad.   Jake is OK.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 03:51:16 PM
True story: I have a character named Miles in the screenplay I am currently writing.

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He dies.
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Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 03:52:50 PM
Nope. It's a total coincidence that he shares the same name with Shake, but there is one character that is specifically named after a forum poster. I will have to change his last name so he doesn't sue. :lol
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 03:55:20 PM
Who is it?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 03:56:59 PM
That would be telling. :shh
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Barry Egan on April 04, 2010, 03:59:59 PM
 :greenshinobi
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 04:04:27 PM
INT. SKYBAR - NIGHT

IN WALKS GLEN SHINOBI, THE KOREAN MATHLETE WITH AN IQ OF 160. HE WALKS CASUALLY TO THE BAR AND ASKS FOR A TALL PINT OF ODOUL'S, WHILE EFFORTLESSLY REMOVING HIS GARMENTS AND FLAIR. HE IS - QUITE FRANKLY - THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE ROOM.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 04, 2010, 04:04:46 PM
GS leaves and then suddenly Cheebs and Solo come back?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 04:05:20 PM
To be fair, Solo never really left - his contributions were just sporadic.

Edited my last comment because I realized I used "casually" twice, what an awful writer I am. :-\
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 04, 2010, 04:07:12 PM
You guys post too fast!  :maf
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: brob on April 04, 2010, 04:08:24 PM
A friend of mine is named Simen...


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pronounced semen :teehee
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Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 04:34:04 PM
Holy fuck

And I was named after Miles Davis, which makes me feel insecure since he was such a cool motherfucker and I'm all white and awkward and stuff :-\
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 04, 2010, 04:41:16 PM
For some reason I give alot of idle thought to what I'd name my kids even though I'm light years away from having one.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 04:42:15 PM
Be a dick and name them Maurice. Boy or girl, doesn't matter.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Powerslave on April 04, 2010, 04:44:14 PM
You guys post too fast!  :maf

EB: 2 Fast 2 Bi-Curious   :pimp
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 04:48:27 PM
Be a dick and name them Maurice. Boy or girl, doesn't matter.

Jake
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/SixteenCandles09.jpg)

Miles
(http://milesdavis.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/miles-davis-45.jpg)

Maurice (first result I got from google)
(http://library.thinkquest.org/04oct/00880/fotos/maurice2.jpg)
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 04:50:18 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 04, 2010, 04:51:05 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 04:57:13 PM
 :lol Jake blew up my facebook demanding I give him back his account earlier. How did you manage to get back on when even I didn't know the password anymore?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 04:59:25 PM
I reset his password to "jakelovesthecock"
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 04:59:58 PM
You told me about those pms this account got of ichi, sorry JOSE begging me to return like 2 weeks ago. That was the first reason I felt the need to uncover this account.  :lol
Which I was now able to read. Poor Jose sounded so sad without me.  :'( I wonder why he sent them, he knew I never looked at this account.



and  :lol I never saw that pass, it made me come up with a new one soon as the email got reset. I would have kept it if I saw that.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 05:01:02 PM
That's okay, mine is "hot4maurice"
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 05:02:20 PM
My password is "dirtygame"
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 05:08:28 PM
My password is "dirtygame"
Dirty Game :lol

I still don't know what the fuck that means.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 05:10:34 PM
I've been back one day and I'm already being ignored by one poster. My legacy proceeds me :bow

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Sorry Jinfash :shh
[close]
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 05:12:16 PM
Damn, how did you upset Jinfash already? He's like, the best poster ever. :wag
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 05:13:32 PM
My mere presence is enough to make certain posters feel uneasy. You can smell the Michigan Shat all over me.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 05:17:04 PM
Jinfash doesn't like Shake?  :lol

My password is "dirtygame"
Dirty Game :lol

I still don't know what the fuck that means.

gramma juss set it off in da kitchen...grubbin
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: bud on April 04, 2010, 05:17:22 PM
shake is cool peoples.

i remember a miami vice thread on gaf where a lot of us were all hyped up and stuff. only to be disappointed. :(
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 05:19:17 PM
shake is cool peoples.

i remember a miami vice thread on gaf where a lot of us were all hyped up and stuff. only to be disappointed. :(
Shake hyped the shit out of that movie. He made at least 5 gaf topics about it.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 05:20:21 PM
I was kind of crushed that night after seeing it, but after giving it a few more watches and taking it on it's own terms it's become one of my favorite Mann flicks.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: bud on April 04, 2010, 05:22:35 PM
my absolute favorite is the insider.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 05:22:53 PM
Manhunter is still my favorite of his.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 05:25:23 PM
Heat > Collateral > The Insider > Miami Vice > Thief = Manhunter
 :-*
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 05:33:16 PM
Heat > Collateral > The Insider > Miami Vice > Thief = Manhunter
 :-*

Agreed about everything sans the manhunter placement!
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 05:35:09 PM
Idk, it's been a few years since I saw Manhunter so maybe I'm not giving it it's due.

Oh, and anal feltching > Public Enemies ::)
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 05:36:43 PM
Heat > The Last of the Mohicans > Collateral > The Insider > Ali > Manhunter > Miami Vice > Hot, Steaming Pile of Dung > Public Enemies
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 05:38:26 PM
Public Enemies is so forgettable and boring. I forgot it even existed till you just mentioned it. Although I am in love with Marion Cotillard. I am going to marry her someday.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 05:40:21 PM
I'm still in shock how Mann shat the bed with PE. It's probably the laziest, most wooden major studio film I've seen in the last few years. It literally felt like no one was trying particularly hard -- especially the sound department.

I'm all for experimental methods and what have you, but there is no possible way to defend what a lazy, muddled piece of shit that film was. And to waste a cast that great is just awful.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 05:40:33 PM
It's not even that it's forgettable and boring, it's that its a travesty of technical design. Mann should be ashamed to put his name on that workprint masquerading as a finished film.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: bud on April 04, 2010, 05:41:24 PM
i can't believe cg depp is actually in the movie
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2010, 05:45:14 PM
The Jin I know likes everyone.  He's changed since becoming an icon.   It's all those orgies and designer drugs that happen in the icon forum.  WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY JIN!
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 05:46:52 PM
We have an entire topic dedicated to cataloging and making fun of your various typos and general disdain for the English language, Arvie.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2010, 05:50:22 PM
:lol

I'm not suprised though.  Since he doesn't play with the wife much, Drinky has to spend his time doing something.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Powerslave on April 04, 2010, 06:17:14 PM
The Jin I know likes everyone.  He's changed since becoming an icon.   It's all those orgies and designer drugs that happen in the icon forum.  WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY JIN!

The fame got to his head. This is one of my main reasons why I'm against being iconized.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: drew on April 04, 2010, 06:20:07 PM
im named after some guy in the bible

boooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2010, 06:20:31 PM
The Jin I know likes everyone.  He's changed since becoming an icon.   It's all those orgies and designer drugs that happen in the icon forum.  WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY JIN!

The fame got to his head.

So true.  Everytime I PM Jin I get a letter from his secretary stating that Jin is very buissy right now but that my questions have been forwarded.  And that because I am such a fan an autograph as been enclosed.  :(
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2010, 06:21:19 PM
im named after some guy in the bible

boooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

Was it the cripple Jesus healed? 
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 06:21:47 PM
The Jin I know likes everyone.  He's changed since becoming an icon.   It's all those orgies and designer drugs that happen in the icon forum.  WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY JIN!

The fame got to his head.

So true.  Everytime I PM Jin I get a letter from his secretary stating that Jin is very buissy right now but that my questions have been forwarded.  And that because I am such a fan an autograph as been enclosed.  :(

I bet it's really just a glossy 8x10 of his dick, isn't it?

Fucking Icons, man.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2010, 06:24:22 PM
Ya but I don't think they are even his since I typed "Arab Dick" into google and got the same pictures.  :(  Too buissy even to take pics of his own dick.   
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 06:25:05 PM
You know it's spelled "busy", right? :lol
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Powerslave on April 04, 2010, 06:25:19 PM
ok now you're just doing it on purpose fm
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 04, 2010, 06:25:42 PM
You know it's spelled "busy", right? :lol

No, he doesn't.  He's Canadian AND distinguished mentally-challenged; it's like a double whammy of misfortune.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2010, 06:28:41 PM
You know it's spelled "busy", right? :lol

Ya but that way is sorted. 
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 06:32:35 PM
Doesn't your browser have spellcheck? Though your typos are one thing I most missed about eb.  :-*
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 06:33:39 PM
Spellcheck is so bourgeois ::)
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 06:35:10 PM
I wish I could say Arvie was forcing it, but I've seen far too many to brush it off as a simple schtick. He is functionally distinguished mentally-challenged.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2010, 06:36:20 PM
Doesn't your browser have spellcheck? Though your typos are one thing I most missed about eb.  :-*

actually those are all proper words.  Buissy is a commune in the Pas-de-Calais  department in the Nord-Pas-de-Calais region of France.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 04, 2010, 06:36:48 PM
Polebore > Eurobore > Iowabore> Ausbore > Kentuckybore > Calibore > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSP
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Powerslave on April 04, 2010, 06:37:43 PM
I wish I could say Arvie was forcing it, but I've seen far too many to brush it off as a simple schtick. He is functionally distinguished mentally-challenged.

dyxleskia?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 06:39:19 PM
I just typed buissy and I see the red line! You had to have noticed that hon. :heart
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Barry Egan on April 04, 2010, 06:40:27 PM
Polebore > Eurobore > Iowabore> Ausbore > Kentuckybore > Calibore > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSP

Wow, seattlebore doesn't even get a mention anymore.  Times sure have changed.  

Btw the roster of the highly underrated NYBore:

Eric P
Tauntan
myself
Beezy
GilloD
tiesto

NYBore :rock
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 06:40:35 PM
Quit being such a buissybody, Jake.  :wag
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 06:40:54 PM
Polebore > Eurobore > Iowabore> Ausbore > Kentuckybore > Calibore > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSP

Wow, seattlebore doesn't even get a mention anymore.  Times sure have changed.  

Btw the roster of the highly underrated NYBore:

Eric P
Tauntan
myself
Beezy
GilloD
tiesto

NYBore :rock

I am NYBore :o
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Barry Egan on April 04, 2010, 06:41:46 PM
nybore rawks
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 04, 2010, 06:45:02 PM
Polebore > Eurobore > Iowabore> Ausbore > Kentuckybore > Calibore > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSP

Wow, seattlebore doesn't even get a mention anymore.  Times sure have changed.  

Btw the roster of the highly underrated NYBore:

Eric P
Tauntan
myself
Beezy
GilloD
tiesto

NYBore :rock
:'(
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Barry Egan on April 04, 2010, 06:47:49 PM
fml.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 04, 2010, 06:49:02 PM
There's also the never spoken of NC-bore, which consists of me, Frag and Eel.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 06:50:44 PM
That's a pretty badass trio.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Barry Egan on April 04, 2010, 06:51:34 PM
oh yea and we have Cajole too.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 06:53:24 PM
I would have kept that to yourself.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2010, 07:00:45 PM
I just typed buissy and I see the red line! You had to have noticed that hon. :heart

LOL I don't have spell check on.  I just did a reinstall and I thought firefox automaticly came with spell checking. 

Edit:  it is suppose to come with a spell checker wtf?

edit edit:  I have the option checked for spell checking FUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 07:01:50 PM
I just typed buissy and I see the red line! You had to have noticed that hon. :heart

LOL I don't have spell check on.  I just did a reinstall and I thought firefox automaticly came with spell checking. 

That explains so much.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 04, 2010, 07:04:26 PM
 :bow Shake :bow2
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 07:06:20 PM
:bow Shake :bow2
Woah I thought you quit before I left last time malek. Did you get your law degree?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 04, 2010, 07:08:39 PM
No. I'm currently cramming for second year finals, then one year to go.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 07:08:51 PM
:bow Malek, fighting for justice and exposing magicians :bow2
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 04, 2010, 07:09:55 PM
automaticly

.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2010, 07:12:20 PM
Figured it out.  Firefox didn't give me a dictionary.  Shit will be fixed after next restart.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 07:14:07 PM
Figured it out.  Firefox didn't give me a dictionary.  Shit will be fixed after next restart.

Or just join the next generation and download Chrome already :bow
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 04, 2010, 07:26:30 PM
Jose, Miles, Jacob, Maurice. Our parents hated us  :'(

I was named after my dad.  Jose is a really common name in Spanish, anyway.  I don't think it's a bad name at all.  I'm glad I wasn't named after other relatives - Cirilo, Feliciano...that would've been sad.

Also, as has been stated elsewhere, Miles is a pretty cool name.

You told me about those pms this account got of ichi, sorry JOSE begging me to return like 2 weeks ago. That was the first reason I felt the need to uncover this account.  :lol
Which I was now able to read. Poor Jose sounded so sad without me.  :'( I wonder why he sent them, he knew I never looked at this account.



and  :lol I never saw that pass, it made me come up with a new one soon as the email got reset. I would have kept it if I saw that.

I figured you'd get a copy sent to your e-mail and you'd be able to read the PMs anyway, even if you didn't have access to your account. :lol
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: drew on April 04, 2010, 07:30:00 PM
Was it the cripple Jesus healed? 

one of the 12 apostles

booooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiing
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 07:30:29 PM
Name your son Fellaciano.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 04, 2010, 07:32:14 PM
I'll name my daughter Fellacianal instead.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 07:33:48 PM
I'll name my daughter Fellacianal instead.

Sounds like she's gonna live an awesome life :hump
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 04, 2010, 07:36:03 PM
Polebore > Eurobore > Iowabore> Ausbore > Kentuckybore > Calibore > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSP

Wow, seattlebore doesn't even get a mention anymore.  Times sure have changed.  

Btw the roster of the highly underrated NYBore:

Eric P
Tauntan
myself
Beezy
GilloD
tiesto

NYBore :rock

I thought you were Halifaxbore  :wtf

Actually, isn't Solo in Hali too?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
as am I atm  :shh
[close]
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Barry Egan on April 04, 2010, 07:37:42 PM
Not after I graduate next month  8)
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 04, 2010, 07:38:27 PM
What about JBore?  It's pretty awesome:

dcharlie
Me
ch1nchilla
lyte edge (honorary member)
originalz
Groo
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 04, 2010, 07:38:57 PM
Not after I graduate next month  8)

 :'(
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Eric P on April 04, 2010, 07:47:10 PM
GilloD is koreabore.

Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Eric P on April 04, 2010, 07:47:31 PM
as i recall he's the only guy from korea on this board.

ever
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Brehvolution on April 04, 2010, 07:49:34 PM
I too am from NYbore.

Welcome back Shake.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 04, 2010, 07:56:21 PM
New England Bore? All by ma'self  :'(
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Diunx on April 04, 2010, 07:58:31 PM
So lonely :'( maybe I can count Boogie as an honorable member of DRBore since he's being here.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 04, 2010, 08:04:07 PM
Diunx, you're in Canada?  All you dudes are collectively Canadabore - Father Mike, Boogie, et al.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: demi on April 04, 2010, 08:04:26 PM
Diunx is a greasy puerto rican
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 04, 2010, 08:10:41 PM
New England Bore? All by ma'self  :'(

half New England here  :-[
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 04, 2010, 08:12:02 PM
Diunx is a greasy puerto rican

So am I! :heartbeat

Me, Diunx, and Cajole - Rican Bore Force Assemble!
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: bork on April 04, 2010, 08:22:48 PM
What about JBore?  It's pretty awesome:

dcharlie
Me
ch1nchilla
lyte edge (honorary member)
originalz
Groo

You forgot about Cormacaroni!

Bebpo, Patel, and Muckson are also honorary members.   8)
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 04, 2010, 08:30:22 PM
...I always thought Cormacaroni = Groo.  Have I been wrong all this time? :o
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: bud on April 04, 2010, 08:59:55 PM
is groo airwolf guy or is that someone else?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 04, 2010, 09:01:23 PM
Yeah, who is Stringfellow Hawke anyway?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Diunx on April 04, 2010, 09:17:40 PM
Diunx is a greasy puerto rican
smh
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Sceneman on April 04, 2010, 09:39:38 PM
New England Bore? All by ma'self  :'(

NZbore is pretty lonely too  :'(
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Sceneman on April 04, 2010, 09:39:59 PM
Yeah, who is Stringfellow Hawke anyway?

its Groo
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 04, 2010, 09:47:05 PM
So then who is Cormacaroni?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Sceneman on April 04, 2010, 10:08:39 PM
uh, Cormacaroni? thats his name?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 04, 2010, 10:22:19 PM
Man, I'm all confused.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Brehvolution on April 04, 2010, 10:24:37 PM
Then who is willco?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 04, 2010, 10:26:08 PM
Professor Prole.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Barry Egan on April 04, 2010, 10:27:07 PM
I still want to know who's manning the EmceeGrammer account.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: tiesto on April 04, 2010, 10:47:12 PM
Polebore > Eurobore > Iowabore> Ausbore > Kentuckybore > Calibore > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSP

Wow, seattlebore doesn't even get a mention anymore.  Times sure have changed.  

Btw the roster of the highly underrated NYBore:

Eric P
Tauntan
myself
Beezy
GilloD
tiesto

NYBore :rock

Oh wow, I didn't know you were NYBore... anyways, Cajole, AdmiralViscen and Rman are also NYBore. We kick ass :rock
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 04, 2010, 10:48:02 PM
Seems NYBore has a lot of members.  Why haven't you guys had a gay orgy yet?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 04, 2010, 11:02:10 PM
As long as we all agree Michigan Shat Pack is last.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Eric P on April 04, 2010, 11:03:01 PM
Seems NYBore has a lot of members.  Why haven't you guys had a gay orgy yet?

we're from different neighborhoods

we'd have to have a knife fight
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 04, 2010, 11:13:41 PM
Knives are for pussies. You should face off in the 5 pillars of Hip Hop battle.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 04, 2010, 11:17:33 PM
Then who is willco?

Then who was phone?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2010, 11:25:48 PM
Michigan Bore :bow

stop being a pussy and make the move Triumph
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 05, 2010, 02:11:36 AM
Arab Bore!

Jinfash
elektrikluv
Wrath2X

Thats a Ménage à trois of awesome right there!

A group matched only in their awesomeness by Okie-Bore!
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 05, 2010, 02:13:34 AM
Arab Bore!

Jinfash
elektrikluv
Wrath2X

Thats a Ménage à trois of awesome right there!

Pretty sure elektrikluv doesn't live in Saudi Arabia...
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 05, 2010, 02:15:30 AM
Jinfash is an Arab? No wonder he has me on ignore. I am Freedom Fries incarnate. :usacry
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 05, 2010, 02:25:43 AM
Arab Bore!

Jinfash
elektrikluv
Wrath2X

Thats a Ménage à trois of awesome right there!

Pretty sure elektrikluv doesn't live in Saudi Arabia...
I said arab bore motherfucker!
Pretty sure elektrikluv doesn't live in Saudi Arabia...

If she did she wouldn't be allowed to post on the internet.  :(
Oh she would be allowed on the internet alright :teehee

What does that even mean? :lol
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 05, 2010, 02:28:31 AM
You've never watched Saudi porn, Ich?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
It gives me anti-boners. :-\
[close]
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 05, 2010, 02:28:55 AM
 :omg http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=8124.msg195440#msg195440 :omg

I miss old-school shake. :lol
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 05, 2010, 02:29:25 AM
That thread should remain buried in the past, Cheebs.  We've all buried the hatchet here.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 05, 2010, 02:29:49 AM
Old School Shake didn't give a fuck. New School Shake thinks fucks are overrated.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 05, 2010, 02:30:54 AM
New school shake doesn't get drunk and post cell cam videos of him rolling around on a bed though. :(
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 05, 2010, 02:32:19 AM
New school shake doesn't get drunk and post cell cam videos of him rolling around on a bed though. :(

New School Shake is too busy rolling around on beds with strippers and super models.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Like this:
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj257/balser07/male_model.jpg)
[close]
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 05, 2010, 02:33:40 AM
New school shake doesn't get drunk and post cell cam videos of him rolling around on a bed though. :(

I thought that was posted by one of his dumbass friends?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 05, 2010, 02:35:10 AM
semantics!
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 05, 2010, 02:35:34 AM
New school shake doesn't get drunk and post cell cam videos of him rolling around on a bed though. :(

I thought that was posted by one of his dumbass friends?

It was.

Also I want this engraved on my eventual gravestone:

Quote
One time I jerked it seven times in a span of less than 24 hours. Then for almost a week my dick was swollen. Not raw, not chaffed, but full-on fucking swollen. IIRC the girth of my cock doubled or maybe even tripled, and for a few days I kinda sorta knew what it felt like to be black.
    
It rocked.
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=6497.msg154551#msg154551 (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=6497.msg154551#msg154551)

 :lol :lol :lol

Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 05, 2010, 02:36:45 AM
omg :rofl

spoiler (click to show/hide)
...that happened to me once. :shh
[close]
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 05, 2010, 02:39:59 AM
Wrath2X, do you believe Allah made women subservient to men?  Also, what would you do to Himuro, since he converted to Islam and then declared himself an atheist?  Death for heresy?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 05, 2010, 02:42:27 AM
Also Cheebs wanted me to post this, for old time's sake. "The most iconic picture in Evilbore history" :lol

(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/1373/dorkshake2ur0kl8.jpg)

I gotta admit, looking back at it it's pretty goddamn hideous.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Me now:

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs467.ash1/25619_1204124187879_1371840824_30979320_657617_n.jpg)

 :-*
[close]


Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 05, 2010, 02:43:40 AM
Also Cheebs wanted me to post this, for old time's sake. "The most iconic picture in Evilbore history" :lol

(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/1373/dorkshake2ur0kl8.jpg)

I gotta admit, looking back at it it's pretty goddamn hideous.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Me now:

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs467.ash1/25619_1204124187879_1371840824_30979320_657617_n.jpg)

 :-*
[close]



the bk beast's new picture still has the word beast in it.  :o
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 05, 2010, 02:44:53 AM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs467.ash1/25619_1204124187879_1371840824_30979320_657617_n.jpg)

This is going to be the cover photo when I write my treatise on the filmography of Miles Trahan.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 05, 2010, 02:45:25 AM
Photoshop "hype" to "BK", though.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 05, 2010, 02:46:41 AM
Are you really making a movie called Hype Beast?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 05, 2010, 02:48:14 AM
No. I don't remember why that was even on there, I just wrote it for fun. That was taken by a friend when I shot a project recently. I had to direct and work the slate myself. :-\
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Diunx on April 05, 2010, 02:54:14 AM
Also Cheebs wanted me to post this, for old time's sake. "The most iconic picture in Evilbore history" :lol

(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/1373/dorkshake2ur0kl8.jpg)

I gotta admit, looking back at it it's pretty goddamn hideous.


:lol
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 05, 2010, 03:02:03 AM
ohiobore represent

...
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 05, 2010, 03:47:12 AM
omg lemurs. disappeared into the internet.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 05, 2010, 03:48:30 AM
Isn't she sick and dying and shit?  Maybe she finally died, or someone got sick of getting sent nudes of a chick that was underage and killed her.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 05, 2010, 03:53:16 AM
I just like to tell myself she became Lily Thai :heart
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: demi on April 05, 2010, 04:16:25 AM
:lol there's the picture i was talking about. look at that.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 05, 2010, 04:18:21 AM
Isn't she sick and dying and shit?  Maybe she finally died, or someone got sick of getting sent nudes of a chick that was underage and killed her.

I think the "I'm dying, pity me" shtick was confirmed to be bullshit.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: bork on April 05, 2010, 04:44:55 AM
Man, I'm all confused.

Cormacaroni is Cormacaroni.   :)  Buddies with DCharlie (and Stringfellow Hawke/Groo too, I think).
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Powerslave on April 05, 2010, 01:10:30 PM
:omg http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=8124.msg195440#msg195440 :omg

I miss old-school shake. :lol

lol can you guys link more threads where you guys where beefing with each other? I love reading ichi's shitty dramas and shake seems great.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: drew on April 05, 2010, 04:32:53 PM
you look like a human piece of shit in that picture
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Tauntaun on April 05, 2010, 04:45:53 PM
The hamburglar returns!  :-*
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 05, 2010, 04:56:27 PM
you look like a human piece of shit in that picture

You post like one. :teehee
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: drew on April 05, 2010, 06:07:12 PM
at least i dont look like one ;) :P
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 05, 2010, 06:07:33 PM
at least i dont look like one ;) :P

I don't either ;)
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: drew on April 05, 2010, 06:09:06 PM
you did :smug
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 05, 2010, 06:10:27 PM
In that one picture, yeah. Which is why EB turned it into a weapon. ::)
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 05, 2010, 06:11:17 PM
One whipping boy leaves another takes his place  :'( ::)
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 05, 2010, 06:12:51 PM
Don't you live in Poland?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Bloodwake on April 05, 2010, 06:14:58 PM
I'm actually surprised. Shake left before a lot of people did and came back a lot later than they did too. Since Shake left, we had G leave (then come back, then leave again?), we had Synbios leave, we had Ichirou leave and come back....

so welcome back, it's been like three years.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 05, 2010, 06:16:54 PM
Nah I'm Polish.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 05, 2010, 06:18:07 PM
I'm actually surprised. Shake left before a lot of people did and came back a lot later than they did too. Since Shake left, we had G leave (then come back, then leave again?), we had Synbios leave, we had Ichirou leave and come back....

so welcome back, it's been like three years.

I probably would have stayed gone but I've kept in touch with a few people who still post here over the years and have been asked to come back a couple times. Was bored recently and registered as a goof, still not sure if I am actually gonna stay and post regularly or not. The board seems a lot slower and blander than it did years ago, even with all the in-fighting.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 05, 2010, 07:05:34 PM
Isn't she sick and dying and shit?  Maybe she finally died, or someone got sick of getting sent nudes of a chick that was underage and killed her.

She's probably still alive and posting under another name.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 05, 2010, 07:18:52 PM
Isn't she sick and dying and shit?  Maybe she finally died, or someone got sick of getting sent nudes of a chick that was underage and killed her.

She's probably still alive and posting under another name.

Well she's legal now, so I'll take any recently snapped noodz.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 05, 2010, 07:42:36 PM
Nah, ole' fish face never appealed to me.

She has to be at the bottom of the "OA Chicks" totem poll
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 05, 2010, 08:12:49 PM
Who's at the top?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 05, 2010, 08:14:05 PM
Who's at the top?

Ichi come join us in the movies thread :punch
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Boogie on April 05, 2010, 08:21:16 PM
:bow Malek, fighting for justice and exposing magicians :bow2

what?

You're confused.

Malek's becoming a lawyer.

So lonely :'( maybe I can count Boogie as an honorable member of DRBore since he's being here.

I would be honoured.  *salutes*

also: CanuckBore > all
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Powerslave on April 06, 2010, 01:23:21 AM
What who was dying and what?

newfag  :fbm
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 06, 2010, 01:31:33 AM
JIHAD: Turk Vs. Arab

Whose interpretation of Islam will dominate!?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Powerslave on April 06, 2010, 01:32:09 AM
if you had any idea what that picture I posted represented, you wouldn't be talking like this.

but I'm not blaming you though, being a newfag and all :fbm
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 06, 2010, 01:36:32 AM
powerslave is only brave in front of a computer monitor.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 06, 2010, 01:37:11 AM
powerslave is only brave in front of a computer monitor.

Yeah, he should man up and be brave enough to die in the desert on a fucking lie :usacry
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 06, 2010, 01:38:41 AM
life is a lie. A soldier in the desert is the same as a soldier on the internet. Not really.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Powerslave on April 06, 2010, 01:40:17 AM
Internet is the toughest front one can fight on :smug
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 06, 2010, 01:41:20 AM
Wrath2X, what is your position on the Armenian genocide? That will sway me on which side I support in this mini-Middle East conflict.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 06, 2010, 01:41:46 AM
Green Shinobi. We thought we saw weapons on you.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 06, 2010, 01:42:53 AM
Internet is the toughest front one can fight on :smug

No joke, son :punch
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Powerslave on April 06, 2010, 01:57:33 AM
I'm permanently suffering from Post Trollmatic Stress Syndrome :fbm
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 06, 2010, 11:56:36 AM
Wrath2X, what is your position on the Armenian genocide? That will sway me on which side I support in this mini-Middle East conflict.
I didn't even know there was an armenian genocide  :lol

According to Powerslave, there wasn't!
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 06, 2010, 12:37:52 PM
Oh man I forgot about those crazy debates where someone tried to claim it didn't happen here.  :lol That was "Barack Obama is a secret muslim from Kenya!" level crazy.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Diunx on April 06, 2010, 05:08:02 PM
Why not!
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 06, 2010, 05:12:18 PM
Heat > Collateral > The Insider > Miami Vice > Thief = Manhunter
 :-*


Yeah. Dunno who you are but you got a great taste in movies.

:bow
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 06, 2010, 08:41:52 PM
Heat > Collateral > The Insider > Miami Vice > Thief = Manhunter
 :-*


Yeah. Dunno who you are but you got a great taste in movies.

The only good Michael Mann movie is The Insider.
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Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 06, 2010, 10:23:00 PM
Ichi :-\
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: drew on April 06, 2010, 10:27:05 PM
i keep clicking this thread hoping to see something interesting only to see a single post :-\
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 06, 2010, 10:29:56 PM
Ichi :-\

I've never gotten the love for Michael Mann.  William Friedkin and John Frankenheimer destroy him.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 06, 2010, 10:32:18 PM
Friedkin fucking sucks outside of like two, maybe three films. And Frankenheimer? Come on, dude. :lol
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 06, 2010, 10:33:23 PM
No one makes sophisticated, meticulously crafted, effortlessly cool crime movies like Michael Mann.

Just please, ignore Public Enemies :yuck
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Post by: Cheebs on April 06, 2010, 10:38:24 PM
i keep clicking this thread hoping to see something interesting only to see a single post :-\
You got a thing for Ewan McGreggor?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Powerslave on April 06, 2010, 11:05:08 PM
he likes Ewan McGreggor because Ewan McGreggor uses DRUGZ in trainspotting and that makes him COOL DOODZ
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 06, 2010, 11:28:01 PM
Friedkin fucking sucks outside of like two, maybe three films. And Frankenheimer? Come on, dude. :lol

William Friedkin:

The Exorcist
The French Connection
To Live & Die in L.A.
Bug
Sorcerer

John Frankenheimer:

Birdman of Alcatraz
The Manchurian Candidate
The Train (this movie fucking rocks, btw - I read about it in a Harlan Ellison collection of movie reviews and then saw it and omg)
Ronin
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 06, 2010, 11:33:41 PM
William Friedkin:

The Exorcist
The French Connection
To Live & Die in L.A.
Bug
Sorcerer

None of those is better than Heat, Collateral or The Insider. Yes, including the first two, which have been massively overrated through the years. Freidkin's filmography is so choked with pure shit I'm surprised anyone takes him seriously or holds him in any high regard. He put out some decent work as a studio hired hand in the 70's, but overall his track record pales in comparison to even Coppola, who also seemed to make two meh/terrible films for every good/great film through the years.

Fuck, Coppola made Jack and is still more worthwhile than Friedkin. :tbslol


Edit - Also, the first French Connection pales in comparison to the sequel. That was Frankenheimer, right?
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Post by: Ichirou on April 06, 2010, 11:38:41 PM
Collateral blows, man.  I just couldn't get into that movie for a bunch of reasons:

- Jamie Foxx flirts with the girl who just happens to end up being Tom Cruise's target?

- A cab driver beats a hitman?

- Tom Cruise's performance overall...I think people were like "awsum, Tom Cruise with gray hair and playing a bad guy.  CRUISE POWA" but he was really mediocre.

The Insider is awesome, I'll give you that one.  I think Heat is increeeedibly overrated.  All the soap opera subplot shit with Al Pacino's family and stepdaughter was crap.  Ditto the stuff with DeNiro falling in love with the bitch from Judging Amy.

And yeah, FC2 was Frankenheimer.  I still prefer the first, though - that car chase!
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Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 06, 2010, 11:40:48 PM
Tom Cruise in Collateral is second only to Tom Cruise in Magnolia :bow

The third act is a little wonky, but a few narrative contrivances aside the film is superbly written and solid on every single technical level. And I won't even get into Heat, I might turn Willco and fly into a rage telling you why you're so, so very wrong. :'(
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Post by: Ichirou on April 06, 2010, 11:41:11 PM
Friedkin at one point was only getting work because he was married to the CEO of Paramount Pictures. :lol

So yeah, he has made a lot of crap (so has Frankenheimer).  I would argue Mann hasn't made as many legitimately bad films as Frankenheimer or Friedkin is just 'cause he doesn't do as much directing.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 06, 2010, 11:41:57 PM
Tom Cruise in Collateral is second only to Tom Cruise in Magnolia :bow

The third act is a little wonky, but a few narrative contrivances aside the film is superbly written and solid on every single technical level. And I won't even get into Heat, I might turn Willco and fly into a rage telling you why you're so, so very wrong. :'(

Solid on a technical level - I will give you that.  I thought the script was shit, tho.
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Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 06, 2010, 11:45:07 PM
Friedkin had a good thing going for him with French Connection and The Exorcist, then Sorcerer and the fact that he was a raging douchebag of James Cameron proportions (but without the track record to back it up) essentially killed his career. And good riddance, I say. The Exorcist today is a hollow, hoakey experience and The French Connection, while good, is not the classic, timeless masterpiece it's fans like to make it out to be. The fact that today it is remembered primarily for the car chase and nothing else doesn't exactly inspire confidence.
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Post by: Mandark on April 06, 2010, 11:46:00 PM
Watched Heat on DVD with someone who hadn't seen Al Pacino in anything.  We pause the movie and he asks if Pacino's meant to be a great actor.  I say he was, but most people think he gradually became too over-the-top, and this movie was in the middle of that slide.

We unpause the DVD just in time for Pacino to say "She's got a GREAT ASS!" while making a big scooping gesture.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 06, 2010, 11:47:08 PM
I hear The French Connection Blu-Ray is a fucking disaster.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 06, 2010, 11:47:44 PM
Even on a technical level alone, Mann wipes the floor with basically any other genre filmmaker out there. The fact that his films also tend to be superbly written and acted and actually manage to make genre conventions seem fresh and inventive makes the man a great filmmaker in my book.

The Shake Book:

Michael Mann, great filmmaker
William Friedkin, lucky douchenozzle

:bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 06, 2010, 11:48:22 PM
Watched Heat on DVD with someone who hadn't seen Al Pacino in anything.  We pause the movie and he asks if Pacino's meant to be a great actor.  I say he was, but most people think he gradually became too over-the-top, and this movie was in the middle of that slide.

We unpause the DVD just in time for Pacino to say "She's got a GREAT ASS!" while making a big scooping gesture.

:rofl

Doesn't he do a little pause in the middle? I remember it being more like "She's got a...GREAT ASS!"
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Post by: Ichirou on April 06, 2010, 11:50:30 PM
Even on a technical level alone, Mann wipes the floor with basically any other genre filmmaker out there. The fact that his films also tend to be superbly written and acted and actually manage to make genre conventions seem fresh and inventive makes the man a great filmmaker in my book.

The Shake Book:

Michael Mann, great filmmaker
William Friedkin, lucky douchenozzle

:bow :bow :bow

By all accounts, Mann is as big a douchenozzle as Friedkin.  There was a Colin Farrell interview not so long ago where he bashed the fuck out of Mann for being a diva. :lol

I'll just say the best of Friedkin's filmography is better than Mann's best.  And let's not even talk about Frankenheimer.  Ronin is the type of movie Mann wishes he could make.

:bow Ronin :bow2
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Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 06, 2010, 11:52:54 PM
Mann always comes across like an articulate, down to earth RESPECTABLE FELLOW in every interview/commentary/etc. I've seen with him. Friedkin on the other hand can do nothing but bemoan the fact that he's still not getting massive paychecks and snorting coke out of hooker's snatches. Have you read Easy Riders, Raging Bulls? Almost everything he says in that book makes him sound like a fucking asshole, and it's coming out of his own mouth.

Also, Friedkin's commentaries SUCK. :punch
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Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 06, 2010, 11:55:10 PM
Also Friedkin's taste in cinema makes Willco seem like an art school cigarillo. He goes on and on about how all his peers in the 70's were making faggy little art movies while he was the only one smart enough to make studio movies. Look where that got him. Scorsese is still getting massive budgets to make kooky throwback studio flicks while Friedkin has to rub pennies together to make a halfway acceptable indie horror flick. Or direct episodes of CSI.

Karma like a mo'fuckah :bow
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 06, 2010, 11:57:52 PM
But his films still rock, no matter how big an a-hole he is.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 06, 2010, 11:58:33 PM
Watched Heat on DVD with someone who hadn't seen Al Pacino in anything.  We pause the movie and he asks if Pacino's meant to be a great actor.  I say he was, but most people think he gradually became too over-the-top, and this movie was in the middle of that slide.

We unpause the DVD just in time for Pacino to say "She's got a GREAT ASS!" while making a big scooping gesture.

:rofl

Doesn't he do a little pause in the middle? I remember it being more like "She's got a...GREAT ASS!"
[youtube=560,345]kfCjxDTyOIA[/youtube]
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 06, 2010, 11:59:13 PM
Friedkins career for the last 20 years has been forgettable cookie cutter studio movies and tv episodes of stuff like csi. He did pretty decent stuff ages ago but he is now nothing more than a washed up hack who does random studio movies that no one remembers 5 minutes after they came out and episodes of whatever csi spinoff is  on this week.


The Hunted and Rules of Engagement anyone? I fell asleep just looking at their movie posters on imdb to refresh my memory on what he has done recently.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 07, 2010, 12:00:06 AM
But his films still rock, no matter how big an a-hole he is.

No they don't. Exorcist and French Connection are solid, but unremarkable. Friedkin has never made anything I'd even consider great, let alone a classic. He's a genre filmmaker, and not a remarkably talented one either.

Not like Mann :bow
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Post by: Cheebs on April 07, 2010, 12:03:09 AM
Shake how can you say his work on csi and random studio schlock movies no one saw this decade aren't the signs of a true auteur?!?!?!?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 07, 2010, 12:04:11 AM
I just read up on the French Connection Blu-Ray snaffu. Wow. Friedkin totally changed the look of the film (to that awful "hardcore blue" tint used by shit like Saw and all the shitty direct to DVD movies Friedkin himself directs); even the original cinematographer was appalled, and Friedkin basically waved him off saying anyone who doesn't like it can kiss his balls and it's the way the film is supposed to look.

Yeah, that sounds like something James Cameron would say :punch
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Post by: Ichirou on April 07, 2010, 12:05:19 AM
But his films still rock, no matter how big an a-hole he is.

No they don't. Exorcist and French Connection are solid, but unremarkable. Friedkin has never made anything I'd even consider great, let alone a classic. He's a genre filmmaker, and not a remarkably talented one either.

Not like Mann :bow

Solid but unremarkable?  No fucking waaaaay.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 07, 2010, 12:07:43 AM
Yup. And I know plenty of people would disagree with me, but much of The Exorcist today is almost laughably overdone and cheesy and French Connection, while a good cop film isn't a shred as memorable as Heat, and certainly not as good. At the time they might have been the cat's pajamas, but genre cinema has evolved since then rendering at least one of the two sorely outdated.
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Post by: Ichirou on April 07, 2010, 12:12:45 AM
Meh, your Mann love is a bit sad considering he's so over-the-hill and out-of-touch.

Ali?  Crap.

Miami Vice? Crap.

Public Enemies? :rofl

Sure, Friedkin has directed tons of stinkers, but at least he tried different things.  Mann pretty much just does generic crime movies.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Mandark on April 07, 2010, 12:14:10 AM
Y'all are totally a bunch of Manabytes.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 07, 2010, 12:15:10 AM
Mandark...Manabyte...coincidence? :o
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 07, 2010, 12:15:37 AM
Miami Vice was actually very stellar, so long as you don't watch it with 80s-styled rosy glasses on. :'(

And I've already admitted PE sucks and avoided talking about Ali, but I refuse to concede that Heat, Collateral or The Insider are anything less than great films and certainly better than anything Friedkin has ever made. One is a hack studio throwaway, the other is a genre filmmaker who manages to constantly raise the bar for whatever genre he's working in. Mann :bow
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 07, 2010, 12:15:47 AM
Meh, your Mann love is a bit sad considering he's so over-the-hill and out-of-touch.

Ali?  Crap.

Miami Vice? Crap.

Public Enemies? :rofl

Sure, Friedkin has directed tons of stinkers, but at least he tried different things.  Mann pretty much just does generic crime movies.
I am not defending Mann that is shakes stance but friedkin hasn't  been a interesting filmmaker in like 30 years
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 07, 2010, 12:17:14 AM
Neither has Coppola, but does that lessen the greatness of the first two Godfathers?  Apocalypse Now?

Filmmakers have ups and downs throughout their careers, but films are immortal.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 07, 2010, 12:18:16 AM
Tetro, a 7/10 film at best, was better than 90% of Freidkin's filmography.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 07, 2010, 12:21:04 AM
Neither has Coppola, but does that lessen the greatness of the first two Godfathers?  Apocalypse Now?

Filmmakers have ups and downs throughout their careers, but films are immortal.

This doesn't quite work in the case of either The French Connection or The Exorcist, especially since both are dyed in the wool genre films. Great films transcend genre, like Coppola's best. Friedkin hasn't made anything even within spitting distance of Apocalypse Now, the first two Godfathers or even The Conversation.

The Exorcist, imo, is especially dated. Not only the effects or what have you, but the entire idealogy of the film seems simple and dated to me.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 07, 2010, 12:21:40 AM
Haven't seen Tetro, can't comment on that particular movie.

And I don't know how Shake has gotten me in the position where I have to defend Friedkin - the man has made legitimately classic films that have permeated popular culture.  I'm not even a HUGE Friedkin fan (I think I only own French Connection and To Live and Die in L.A. on DVD), I just think he's better than Mann, who I view as generic mediocrity personified.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 07, 2010, 12:24:22 AM
both of you name a direct you both equally worship, quick!


I'll give you guys a good start: Joe Johnston
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 07, 2010, 12:24:43 AM
Haven't seen Tetro, can't comment on that particular movie.

And I don't know how Shake has gotten me in the position where I have to defend Friedkin - the man has made legitimately classic films that have permeated popular culture.  I'm not even a HUGE Friedkin fan (I think I only own French Connection and To Live and Die in L.A. on DVD), I just think he's better than Mann, who I view as generic mediocrity personified.

I don't know how someone can possibly call Mann a mediocre filmmaker. Even if you don't like his films Mann's obsessive attention to detail and the way he devotes himself to his films far ecclipses actual mediocre filmmakers, like Brett Ratner or Zack Snyder. Mann is a filmmaker's filmmaker. :punch
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 07, 2010, 12:26:09 AM
We both have monthly jerk off sessions to David Lynch's 1984 masterpiece, Dune. :-*
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 07, 2010, 12:30:04 AM
:bow Zack Snyder :bow2

:bow 300 :bow2
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 07, 2010, 12:31:18 AM
Next you're gonna tell me the Dawn of the Dead remake was better than Heat. :'(
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 07, 2010, 12:36:01 AM
:bow zombie babies :bow2
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 07, 2010, 12:45:47 AM
The DotD remake needed more hitting zombies in the face with pies.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Diunx on April 07, 2010, 12:50:25 AM
:bow Zack Snyder :bow2

:bow 300 :bow2

smh
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: drew on April 07, 2010, 12:58:34 AM
movies movies movies

directors directors directors
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 07, 2010, 01:10:14 AM
movies movies movies

directors directors directors
(http://groovyvic.mu.nu/archives/images/ewan_mcgregor_24.jpg)
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 07, 2010, 01:47:21 AM
Collateral is awesome, wtf Ichi  :'(

I really liked Cruise in it. What an intense performance/movie

The Insider is Mann's best film though. I re-watched Heat last week. Still don't like the emotional shit put in there, but it's damn good. Would have been better without that Demi Moore look alike and Natalie Portman :piss2
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 07, 2010, 01:52:22 AM
PD laying down the law :bow

EDIT - Also I agree that the stuff with Pacino and Deniro's home lives both seemed half-assed and heavy handed, but the way the Kilmer/Judd relationship was handled more than made up for it. The last scene between them is perfect. :bow
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 07, 2010, 01:55:12 AM
Yea but their relationship spawns two of the worst lines in the movie

"all you are is a child grown older"

"what am i doing in this rat bastard situation?"

:piss2
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 07, 2010, 01:57:17 AM
I don't even remember those lines :lol

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjGdLGLnJnQ[/youtube]

I don't see how anyone can hate on that. It's one the best scenes in the whole film -- probably my favorite after the diner scene and the climax.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 07, 2010, 01:57:59 AM
I don't think you want to claim having PD on your side in a movie argument is a plus.  Forrest Gump and Unforgiven, nevar forget!
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 07, 2010, 01:58:29 AM
Fuck that Youtube clip. It's a weird montage in the beginning and then the actual scene has some shitty piano melody playing over it. I can't find a good version though. :'(
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 07, 2010, 02:02:20 AM
Heat 7.5/10

The Insider 9/10

Collateral 5/10

Last of the Mohicans 3/10

Ali 4/10
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 07, 2010, 02:04:02 AM
Heat 9.5/10
Collateral 9/10
The Insider 8.5/10
Miami Vice 8/10
Thief, Manhunter 7.5/10

The rest is give or take :punch
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 07, 2010, 02:05:21 AM
Manhunter 6.5/10

Miami Vice 2/10
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 07, 2010, 02:07:37 AM
Public Enemies 0/10
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 07, 2010, 02:08:44 AM
Heat 9.5/10
Collateral 9/10
The Insider 8.5/10
Miami Vice 8/10
Thief, Manhunter 7.5/10

The rest is give or take :punch

The Insider 9/10
Collateral 8/10
Heat 8/10
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 07, 2010, 02:10:08 AM
Collateral Damage >>>>>>>>>>>> Collateral
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 07, 2010, 02:31:58 AM
Man has never and likely will never make a film as good as Heat ever again. The Insider is great but nothing about it truly screams classic to me; no individual scenes or anything about it specifically stand out in my head like in Heat or, to a lesser extent, Collateral.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 07, 2010, 02:58:14 AM
Yea, but I wish this would play whenever I ruffled through some papers in public
[youtube=560,345]WfusxHokCDg[/youtube]
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Reb on April 07, 2010, 03:31:43 AM
Man has never and likely will never make a film as good as Heat ever again.

Mann or Man?
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 07, 2010, 08:30:21 AM
(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/04/01-07/tom-cruise-weed-pot-marijuana-purple-ganja.jpg)
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: ch1nchilla on April 07, 2010, 09:20:11 AM
(http://www.siamfoundation.org/wellworthwatching/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Collateral_2004_Tom_Cruise_Jamie_Foxx.jpg)

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Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 07, 2010, 09:49:04 AM
(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/04/01-07/tom-cruise-weed-pot-marijuana-purple-ganja.jpg)
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: bud on April 07, 2010, 10:01:38 AM
well, if we're rating mann movies, then i might as well join in:

the insider 10/10
collateral 9.5/10
heat 9/10
the last of the mohicans 8.5/10
manhunter 8/10
miami vice 6.5/10 (it'd have been, like, a 7/10 without the ridiculous sex scenes destroying the pacing)
ali 6-ish/10 (this was rather boring)

i've seen thief, but that was a looong time ago; don't remember much of it anymore.

Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 07, 2010, 10:17:43 AM
(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/04/01-07/tom-cruise-weed-pot-marijuana-purple-ganja.jpg)
Tom Cruise is very capable of putting in a good performance sometimes so I have no idea what you are trying to imply
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: ch1nchilla on April 07, 2010, 10:25:48 AM
well, if we're doing rating then i might as well join in:

the insider 10/10
collateral 9.5/10
heat 9/10
the last of the mohicans 8.5/10
manhunter 8/10
miami vice 6.5/10 (it'd have been, like, a 7/10 without the ridiculous sex scenes destroying the pacing)
ali 6-ish/10 (this was rather boring)

i've seen thief, but that was a looong time ago; don't remember much of it anymore.



WHAT. Those sex scenes made the movie. Gong Li is fucking hot, and that's the bottom line.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
And so is Colin Farrell. Him + Gong Li + drawn out sex scene = victory, and that's real talk.
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Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 07, 2010, 10:27:53 AM
(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/04/01-07/tom-cruise-weed-pot-marijuana-purple-ganja.jpg)
Tom Cruise is very capable of putting in a good performance sometimes so I have no idea what you are trying to imply

(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/03/tom-cruise-acting%20crazy.jpg)
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: bud on April 07, 2010, 10:50:27 AM
well, if we're doing rating then i might as well join in:

the insider 10/10
collateral 9.5/10
heat 9/10
the last of the mohicans 8.5/10
manhunter 8/10
miami vice 6.5/10 (it'd have been, like, a 7/10 without the ridiculous sex scenes destroying the pacing)
ali 6-ish/10 (this was rather boring)

i've seen thief, but that was a looong time ago; don't remember much of it anymore.



WHAT. Those sex scenes made the movie. Gong Li is fucking hot, and that's the bottom line.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
And so is Colin Farrell. Him + Gong Li + drawn out sex scene = victory, and that's real talk.
[close]

my asshole has a better english accent!
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 07, 2010, 10:55:17 AM
(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/04/01-07/tom-cruise-weed-pot-marijuana-purple-ganja.jpg)
Tom Cruise is very capable of putting in a good performance sometimes so I have no idea what you are trying to imply

(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/03/tom-cruise-acting%20crazy.jpg)

Collateral, Minority Report, Eyes Wide Shut, Born on the 4th of July.

All better than Transformers. :bow
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 07, 2010, 10:58:16 AM
Collateral and Heat are both awesome movies. Those are the only Mann movies I've seen though.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: ch1nchilla on April 07, 2010, 10:58:53 AM
All jokes aside, I can't believe some of you scored Collateral so low.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 07, 2010, 11:25:30 AM
REAL TALK

the insider 9/10
collateral 7.5/10
heat 8/10
the last of the mohicans 8.5/10
manhunter 7.5/10
miami vice 5.5/10

Mann is still better than Friedkin, tho.  Ichi be smokin' some crack.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Ichirou on April 07, 2010, 11:30:27 AM
Just telling it like it is, brah. 8)
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 07, 2010, 12:06:20 PM
Just telling it like it is, brah. 8)

Just because GS isn't around anymore doesn't mean that you have to try to take his place.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 07, 2010, 12:29:07 PM
Ichi annihilated :tbslol
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 07, 2010, 01:23:37 PM
Ichi would suck Tom Cruise's dick if given the chance, we all know it.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 07, 2010, 01:26:01 PM
Then they'd go out for ice cream (http://'www.avclub.com/articles/bronson-pinchot,34310/').
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Robo on April 07, 2010, 01:41:15 PM
Then they'd go out for ice cream (http://www.avclub.com/articles/bronson-pinchot,34310/).

Quote
We thought Tom [Cruise] was the biggest bore on the face of the Earth. He had spent some formative time with Sean Penn—we were all very young at the time, Tom was 20, I was 23. Tom had picked up this knack of calling everyone by their character names, because that would probably make your performance better, and I don’t agree with that. I think that acting is acting, and the rest of the time, you should be you, but he called us all by our character names. He was tense and made constant, constant unrelated homophobic comments, like, “You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?” I mean, his lingo was larded with the most… There was no basis for it. It was like, “It’s a nice day, I’m glad there are no gay people standing here.” Very, very strange.

 :rofl
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 07, 2010, 01:44:21 PM
Jimmy Kimmel said a year ago he invited cruise to his super bowl party, where it was like all just dudes no wives or anything bringing beer and shit. Tom Cruise showed up with him mom. So it was a bunch of dudes watching the super bowl with tom cruises mom randomly there.  :lol
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 07, 2010, 01:47:41 PM
Jimmy Kimmel said a year ago he invited cruise to his super bowl party, where it was like all just dudes no wives or anything bringing beer and shit. Tom Cruise showed up with him mom. So it was a bunch of dudes watching the super bowl with tom cruises mom randomly there.  :lol

What? :lol
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Robo on April 07, 2010, 01:56:12 PM
I loooooove After Hours.  I'd rank it over most of Scorcese's more acclaimed work.
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 07, 2010, 01:57:55 PM
(http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/01/tom-cruise-golden-globes-2009-mom.jpg)

what a GILF :drool
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 07, 2010, 01:58:53 PM
After Hours :bow

Also Bronson Pinchot is awesome in True Romance :bow :bow
Title: Re: I am Returned
Post by: Cheebs on April 07, 2010, 02:03:29 PM
After Hours is one of my favorite Scorseses.

I almost wish they went with the ending Scorsese wrote himself where the main guy crawled up a girls vagina and then was birthed out. He story-boarded it any everything.

(http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/01/tom-cruise-golden-globes-2009-mom.jpg)

what a GILF :drool
Oh my she looks just like him.  :-\