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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: magus on June 14, 2010, 01:03:59 PM

Title: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: magus on June 14, 2010, 01:03:59 PM
http://e3.gamespot.com/press-conference/microsoft-e3/?tag=content_nav;video;microsoft
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 01:05:16 PM
http://www.gametrailers.com/e3/livefeed/microsoft

pre-show stuff

now talking about Alan Wake DLC
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 01:16:17 PM
"WOW. it really just works!"

:lol
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 01:23:39 PM
Hey, it's the Fudge Pachter.
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Post by: maxy on June 14, 2010, 01:26:40 PM
Pacther :bow2

Kinect :bow2
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Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 01:31:49 PM
What faux celebs will be in attendance today?
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Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 01:33:07 PM
 i want to make out with this geoff guy
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 01:35:05 PM
These tunnels look fucking scary.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 01:36:11 PM
Watching the Gametrailers one, which the gamespot one was working as that always has the best quality, but its ok.

Call of Duty opening was obvious, biggest game franchise going right now.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: E-DuB on June 14, 2010, 01:37:12 PM
I thought  Black Ops was third person? Or am I thinking of the other COD title?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 14, 2010, 01:38:00 PM
Can't believe this fucking playthrough is going on this long. DEFLATED EXCITEMENT.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 01:38:11 PM
boom shakalaka
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Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 01:39:32 PM
treyarch zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 01:39:39 PM
Nobody cares about COD anymore, show something new.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 01:39:40 PM
looked better than MW2
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 01:39:55 PM
Game devs are distinguished mentally-challenged, news at eleven.

Nobody wanted to see that chopter mission.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 01:40:11 PM
ZOMG map packs on Xbox first!!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 01:40:44 PM
that helicopter shit looked pretty awesome.  ya'll some jaded faggurts.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 01:40:47 PM
Haha, nobody clapped. :lol
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Post by: E-DuB on June 14, 2010, 01:40:58 PM
"So when you want to play COD for the next three years..." :lol yeah fucking right
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 14, 2010, 01:41:09 PM
This dude is so wooden

GOOD MORNING. AND WELCOME TO E3. WELCOME TO EVERYONE.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 01:41:32 PM
ZOMG they're going to show us more Halo, CoD, and Gears of War!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Beezy on June 14, 2010, 01:41:40 PM
Lol @ this playing in Time Square
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 14, 2010, 01:42:02 PM
Why is he pausing for applause when talking about exclusivity? :rofl This is brutal.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 01:42:24 PM
KOJIMA-SAMAAAAAAAA!!!!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: E-DuB on June 14, 2010, 01:42:33 PM
OH SHIT KOJIPRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 01:42:39 PM
Why don't these guys just hire an actor.

Oh shit Metal Gear rising here we come
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 01:42:54 PM
they make him talk english at these microsoft ones  :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 14, 2010, 01:43:00 PM
Ok, this is gonna be good
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 01:43:20 PM
Aaand he's gone.  :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 01:43:23 PM
hideous kojima :)
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 14, 2010, 01:43:29 PM
RADIES AND GENTERMEN
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Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 01:43:36 PM
adios kojima :(
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Post by: maxy on June 14, 2010, 01:43:50 PM
traitor
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 01:44:01 PM
lol how much did they pay him for those 2 minutes?

More like two SECONDS.  :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Beezy on June 14, 2010, 01:44:14 PM
:bow more action games :bow2
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 01:44:35 PM
So did they show anything of Rising?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 01:45:16 PM
So did they show anything of Rising?
they are right now yessssss
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2010, 01:45:31 PM
They're showing footage of rising right now.  Raiden (?) just removed a cyber-spine from a robot.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: E-DuB on June 14, 2010, 01:45:47 PM
ZAN-DATSU!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2010, 01:45:54 PM
LIGHTNING BOLT ACTION

woah.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 01:46:03 PM
THIRD-PERSON CUTTING SIMULATOR
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2010, 01:46:12 PM
this rules.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: E-DuB on June 14, 2010, 01:46:28 PM
He cut a car in half!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 01:46:31 PM
LIGHTNING BOLT ACTION
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 14, 2010, 01:46:37 PM
Jesus Christ :rofl
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 01:46:41 PM
They're showing footage of rising right now.  Raiden (?) just removed a cyber-spine from a robot.

Cool. I'll check it out when I get home.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 01:46:48 PM
Oh my god i just got hard.

They made a Ninja Fox game. And the blade actually cuts people, ªYES YªENAfçDGVBLKANKLGJQA
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: archie4208 on June 14, 2010, 01:46:58 PM
Watermelon cutting :bow Kojima
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Post by: Beezy on June 14, 2010, 01:47:02 PM
 :o :o :o
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 01:47:05 PM
Cut watermelons? SOLD.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 01:47:09 PM
meh. looked more like a new Afro Samurai as opposed to Ninja Gaiden
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 01:47:13 PM
They're showing footage of rising right now.  Raiden (?) just removed a cyber-spine from a robot.

Cool. I'll check it out when I get home.

He also cut a watermelon into pieces.  :omg
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: muckhole on June 14, 2010, 01:47:20 PM
I shall circumcise many enemies.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 01:47:23 PM
Cutting stuff seem cool but I would have preferred more actual gameplay.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 01:47:31 PM
CUT WHAT YOU WILL
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 01:47:33 PM
I want to cut shit
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 01:47:34 PM
wtf that was terrible.

they even managed to make raiden look even DUMBER than he appeared in part 4. jesus~!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: maxy on June 14, 2010, 01:47:42 PM
cut,cut,cut...i like that
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cubicle47b on June 14, 2010, 01:47:54 PM
High five!
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 14, 2010, 01:48:37 PM
so this confirms that MGS:Rising is on PS3 as well.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 01:48:47 PM
So Rising is multiplat?

yes. Everybody always assumed it was as far as I know.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 01:48:49 PM
FABLE 3 FUCK MY ASS HALO REACH J ME O YESSSSSSSS CRACKDOWN 2 MAKE ME YOUR WHORE
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 01:49:00 PM
So Rising is multiplat?

It was announced as being PS3/360 at last E3.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 01:49:03 PM
OH COOL LET'S SEE ANOTHER DUDE-BRO SHOOTER
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 01:49:19 PM
cliffy weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 01:49:46 PM
that chick is kinda hot
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 01:50:23 PM
Gears looks pretty fun.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 01:51:52 PM
a gears of war game that has a color palette that has more than than silver or brown :o

GREEN :o
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 01:51:54 PM
Fake enthusiasm and fake interaction talk . lulz.

Looks exactly like Gears 1 and 2 to me.


Which is okay I guess since I liked those but its not exactly jaw dropping.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 01:52:23 PM
look at all dat JIZZ
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 01:52:43 PM
this is dragging on too long

and fuck comcast.  they replaced spike tv with religion programming  >:(
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 01:52:54 PM
BAD BOYS 3
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Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 01:53:28 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: E-DuB on June 14, 2010, 01:53:33 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmm.....Gears looks good
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 01:53:55 PM
there are two female gears?

good to see the berserker make a return.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 01:53:57 PM
Game looks hot. Day one.

Anyone that doesn't is a loser.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 01:54:01 PM
Here comes Fable 3.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 01:54:19 PM
Oh cmon, this shit totally had to end with Marcus getting in a Mech and saying "Come get some bitch"
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 01:54:22 PM
Here comes the BS...
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Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 01:54:36 PM
FABLE 3 FABLE 3 FABLE 3 FABLE 3 FABLE 3
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Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 01:54:40 PM
Fable time. lunch break
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 14, 2010, 01:54:42 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 01:55:19 PM
Here comes the game nobody gives a fuck about.

Make something else bitch, you ruined Fable. Fable 2 sucked
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: magus on June 14, 2010, 01:55:25 PM
peter molyneux voice is one of a douche
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 01:56:03 PM
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 01:56:11 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
HOMO!
peter molyneux voice is one of a douche

HOMO
Here comes the game nobody gives a fuck about.

Make something else bitch, you ruined Fable. Fable 2 sucked
HOMO

love you guys :)
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 01:56:52 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

GAME LOOKS AMAZING
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 01:57:10 PM
MEGATON MEGATON MEGATON MEGATON
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 01:57:17 PM
I came


Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 01:57:39 PM
O SNAP
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 01:58:00 PM
Crytek?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 14, 2010, 01:58:19 PM
Is it 1995, Crytek? Live Action? Reallly?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 01:58:37 PM
Cry motherfuckin tek
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 01:58:37 PM
CRYTEK MICROSOFT EXCLUSIVO
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 01:58:42 PM
seemed totally homoerotic.  but crytek means i'll cum
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 01:58:47 PM
this is lame as shit. and to think it is only going to get worse.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 01:59:05 PM
Could be done by the Free Radical Design team, Crytek picked them up after Haze bombed.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 01:59:23 PM
HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 01:59:27 PM
borys suiciding
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 01:59:39 PM
Get off the stage traitor.

Fucking sellout, go fuck yourself, nobody cares anymore Bungie, go sell yourself fucking sellouts
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 01:59:43 PM
HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO

:fbm
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:00:10 PM
Get off the stage traitor.

Fucking sellout, go fuck yourself, nobody cares anymore Bungie, go sell yourself fucking sellouts
real fucking talk

HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO HALO

:fbm
DON'T BE SAD IT'S HALO!!! :D
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: magus on June 14, 2010, 02:00:16 PM
MORE LIKE GAYLO REACH
STOP WITH THE SHOOTERS STOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:00:22 PM
Microsoft.

Killing PC gaming since 1999.

Mercy killing.

Microsoft  :bow2
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:00:50 PM
MORE LIKE GAYLO REACH
STOP WITH THE SHOOTERS STOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP

GAYLO GAYLO GAYLOOOOOOOOOOO

i'm totally gay for halo
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:01:21 PM
DAYUM.  dat sky  mmm
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:01:39 PM
Yep, looks like Halo.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:01:54 PM
This looks so bad
waaaaaaaa??

it looks like pure fucking sex!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:02:09 PM
Reach looks sick, haters annihilated.
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Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:02:18 PM
Looks like a better looking Halo 3. Which is cool.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:02:23 PM
Ok gameplay is same old, same old.

At least Black Ops has grappeling down the buildings.
sounds fine to me.  don't fix what isn't broken.

Plus, :bow Halo AI :bow2
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:02:34 PM
Reach looks sick, haters annihilated.
QFT
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 14, 2010, 02:03:15 PM
Reach looks hot
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Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 02:03:18 PM
BROS SHOOTING

COMRADES YELLING

how many times have we seen that in the past 30 minutes?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:03:24 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I'LL BE THERE AT MIDNIGHT RELEASE BUYING THE LEGENDARY EDITION JUST LIKE HALO 3

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:03:28 PM
Borys is just bitter that CryTek is Microsoft exclusivo.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:04:00 PM
BROS SHOOTING

COMRADES YELLING

how many times have we seen that in the past 30 minutes?
Not enough lolis

:fbm
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:04:25 PM
Borys is just bitter that CryTek is Microsoft exclusivo.
They decided they actually want to make some money.
 :P
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:04:31 PM
Oh shit, space battles!!!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 02:04:41 PM
that looked awesome  :o
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:04:46 PM
BUNGIE ANNIHILATED LOOKS LIKE A LAUNCH TITLE
yeah it's launching my fucking dick into outerspace right now!

SKYROCKETS IN FLIGHT AFTERNOON MOTHERFUCKING DELIGHT
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: magus on June 14, 2010, 02:05:00 PM
BROS SHOOTING

COMRADES YELLING

how many times have we seen that in the past 30 minutes?
Not enough lolis

:fbm

if only :'(
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:05:07 PM
Oh my gawd, good lord, i wasn't not ready for that.

Reach looks like money dawg, space battleS? Goddamn.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:05:15 PM
hoooooooooooooooooooooly shit
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 14, 2010, 02:05:28 PM
Oh God, time for some shitty beyond gaming talk
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:05:32 PM
BROS SHOOTING

COMRADES YELLING

how many times have we seen that in the past 30 minutes?
Not enough lolis

:fbm

if only :'(
bros, guns and lolis

:drool
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:05:33 PM
Halo: Reach +1

Himuro annihilated yet again :lol
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Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:05:37 PM
Halo Reach looks good. I'll definitely play that one unlike that awful Reach screwjob.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:05:46 PM
graphs and charts incoming :'(
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: magus on June 14, 2010, 02:05:58 PM
yay waggle!
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Post by: maxy on June 14, 2010, 02:06:16 PM
Crytek :bow2

Halo Reach :bow2
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Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:06:27 PM
Here comes something embarrassing.
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Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:06:44 PM
Great, conference is already over.

Nice showing MS, 3 games, amazing.
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Post by: Beezy on June 14, 2010, 02:07:03 PM
black guy :lol
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Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 02:07:07 PM
conference is already over :(
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2010, 02:07:17 PM
This is what E3 is all about.
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Post by: maxy on June 14, 2010, 02:07:26 PM
 :omg

A black person
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:07:51 PM
You ain't no tom Cruise.

But MS casting a black guy because of the rumors  :lol
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:07:55 PM
The browsing interface pretty sweet.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on June 14, 2010, 02:08:05 PM
Oh God, they named the HUB Kinect :yuck
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: E-DuB on June 14, 2010, 02:08:35 PM
Join IRC you douches.

What's the link?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:08:59 PM
This is actually probably impressive to casuals.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:09:05 PM
"Can't go wrong with Johnny Depp. Tim Burton."
 
:lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 02:09:08 PM
XBOX PAUSE
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:09:08 PM
COMPUTER PLAY
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 02:09:24 PM
STAR TREK
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Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:09:52 PM
Can't go wrong with Justin Bieber.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: archie4208 on June 14, 2010, 02:09:59 PM
Justin Beiber?  MS automatically loses E3.  :yuck :yuck :yuck
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Beezy on June 14, 2010, 02:10:09 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:10:14 PM
Awesome. Will buy Kinect to lazily browse XBL.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:10:17 PM
STAR TREK

Computer: Play Justing Beiber.

"Yes, Captain."
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 02:10:41 PM
bought
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 02:10:59 PM
:rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: E-DuB on June 14, 2010, 02:11:43 PM
Justin Beiber?  MS automatically loses E3.  :yuck :yuck :yuck

:lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:12:12 PM
Weird nose...

Just saying.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 02:12:23 PM
tits or gtfo
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2010, 02:12:34 PM
However awkward this might be, the Sony conference is going to be so much worse.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Beezy on June 14, 2010, 02:12:38 PM
Kinect is pretty cool when not associated with gaming.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:12:39 PM
TWINS!!!!
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Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:12:56 PM
 :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:13:20 PM
Worst script reading ever :lol
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Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 02:13:29 PM
unbought

fuck this is too awkward
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:13:32 PM
It looks awkward. Slow. Not like Minority Report idea.

The way they move their hands is a bit odd. It does seem very slow.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:13:45 PM
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! :rofl
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 02:13:50 PM
FAKE FAKE FAKE
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:14:04 PM
Fuck is this shit, bitches you cookin'
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:14:04 PM
I want to watch trailers with you guys over video :drool
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Beezy on June 14, 2010, 02:14:10 PM
ugh, bad acting
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2010, 02:14:13 PM
Lollip0p :drool

Velveteen :drool :drool :drool
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:14:34 PM
Microsoft's camera FOLLOWS YOU AND KNOWS YOUR SECRETS
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 02:14:45 PM
i'm scared
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:14:56 PM
Microsoft's camera FOLLOWS YOU AND KNOWS YOUR SECRETS

Kinect watches you touch yourself at night
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: E-DuB on June 14, 2010, 02:15:05 PM
Why are people in the audience saying "bye" to the person on the screen??
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:15:08 PM
Bill Gates is going to watch me jack it
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:15:49 PM
Sony fanboys waiting for that shit to fail at the conference are getting bitter by the moment.

They wish that KICTENT fails to recognize commands, but it ain't happening
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 02:15:55 PM
Missing one important thing? How about games?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:16:00 PM
OH WOW ESPN
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:16:09 PM
OH SHIT DUDEBRO JUST GOT REAL
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:16:40 PM
OH FUCK  :teehee
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: E-DuB on June 14, 2010, 02:16:46 PM

Kinect watches you touch yourself at night

:hyper :hyper :hyper
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:17:02 PM
Awesome.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: magus on June 14, 2010, 02:17:13 PM
this conference sucks :-X
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:17:20 PM
Nah shitty baseball and american football.

Nope, if it's ESPN 3, it includes the World Cup. Suck it, Borys.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Beezy on June 14, 2010, 02:17:50 PM
So I guess ESPN is *BIG* in America?
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 02:17:53 PM
this conference sucks :-X

that's being generous
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:17:54 PM
ESPN :hyper
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:18:14 PM
This is the best thing so far. Hopefully some decent content.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 02:18:17 PM
WHAT HAPPEN TO CONTROLLER FREE
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:18:26 PM
Oh shit, soccer! Borys annihilated.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:18:37 PM
I guess this is cool if you don't already have ESPN on cable or something...
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:18:49 PM
This is the best thing so far. Hopefully some decent content.

Yeah, this is awesome. Time to cancel my cable!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:19:11 PM
I guess this is cool if you don't already have ESPN on cable or something...

A lot of this content is from ESPN 3, which is NOT on cable.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:19:37 PM
I guess this is cool if you don't already have ESPN on cable or something...

A lot of this content is from ESPN 3, which is NOT on cable.

People watch ESPN 3?  ???
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:19:56 PM
MS BRINGIN THAT SCI FI INTO OUR HOMES
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 02:20:02 PM
FANTASY FOOTBALL ON 360
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:20:22 PM
I can see that the audience doesn't seem excited with the Kinect stuff...

not a good sign.

It's a nerd audience that hates sports and social network shit. Not for them. The ESPN thing is huge though depending on the content. As big as Netflix.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Robo on June 14, 2010, 02:20:26 PM
I don't have cable, so any sort of TV programming is great.  Or would be, if it was something other than ESPN.  :snore

A step in the right direction, though.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:21:06 PM
Who the fuck cares if gaming bloggers don't like ESPN :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:21:24 PM
I don't even care about sports but that shit's pretty cool.  and the voice control for kinect was pretty cool too
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:21:43 PM
I can't wait for ESPN :hyper
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Purple Filth on June 14, 2010, 02:21:50 PM
I guess this is cool if you don't already have ESPN on cable or something...

A lot of this content is from ESPN 3, which is NOT on cable.

People watch ESPN 3?  ???

Didn't even know there was a ESPN 3  :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 02:22:10 PM
XBOX, TNAFLIX.COM!

XBOX, GAY/BI SECTION!

hands free :smug
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:22:18 PM
free for xbl gold members is a surprise!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 02:22:20 PM
WHAT A HORRIBLE START TO THE WEEK  :maf
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Beezy on June 14, 2010, 02:22:26 PM
:bow FREE :bow2
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2010, 02:22:35 PM
I guess this is cool if you don't already have ESPN on cable or something...

A lot of this content is from ESPN 3, which is NOT on cable.

People watch ESPN 3?  ???

Didn't even know there was a ESPN 3  :lol

It used to be ESPN U, I think.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:22:35 PM
When does it launch? I want to watch the World Cup! :hyper
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:23:01 PM
Definitely very excited for the ESPN stuff. Glad my Xbox Live is payed up until 2013.

Thanks Demi.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:23:33 PM
Definitely very excited for the ESPN stuff. Glad my Xbox Live is payed up until 2013.

Thanks Demi.

Stoney knows the score :hyper
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:23:37 PM
douchey mcdoucherson is on stage
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:23:45 PM
Get the fuck of the stage, what is this, must think he's a pimp
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: magus on June 14, 2010, 02:23:48 PM
WAGGLEGEDDON IS COMING
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 02:23:49 PM
Finally some "games" :teehee
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Robo on June 14, 2010, 02:23:52 PM
Cool sunglasses, bro.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 02:24:10 PM
OW OW

FUCK YOU XBOX
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:24:11 PM
Kinectimals :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:24:16 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:24:18 PM
looks like bono
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Beezy on June 14, 2010, 02:24:23 PM
KIDS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2010, 02:24:28 PM
fistful rates Microsofts E3 -- A+
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: E-DuB on June 14, 2010, 02:24:49 PM
Oh fuck here we go
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Lone on June 14, 2010, 02:24:55 PM
PEDOALERT PEDOALERT
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:25:03 PM
i don't give a fuck.  i'll buy this for kinectimals.  I bought a DS for nintendogs and I couldn't even understand the language that shit was in!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2010, 02:25:04 PM
Virtual reality kitty petting, Shenmue 3 for Kinect confirmed!?!  :o
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:25:06 PM
Wow, millions of kids are going to think dangerous animals are cute and fun to play with. How long before the first 6-year-old is mauled by a tiger?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:25:14 PM
That shit is cute, i can't hate on this.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 02:25:16 PM
kawaii
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 02:25:29 PM
this is amazing. conference totally redeemed.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: maxy on June 14, 2010, 02:25:38 PM
 :omg :omg :omg :omg :omg

Cats
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Snuflupagulus on June 14, 2010, 02:25:41 PM
Definitely very excited for the ESPN stuff. Glad my Xbox Live is payed up until 2013.

Thanks Demi.

lol.  so true.  that promotion was a god-send.  ESPN GO!!!!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:25:47 PM
Lulz. This is barely gaming and barely above FMV but I could see little kids eating this up.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:25:58 PM
kawaii
i knew you'd dig this over awesome action games.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 02:26:10 PM
this looks neat and all but I wasn't ready to go from the sunglasses dude to this, especially when he promised games
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Robo on June 14, 2010, 02:26:24 PM
kitties :heart :heart :heart :heart
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:26:31 PM
Oh my god, this is going to sell a billion units :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: maxy on June 14, 2010, 02:26:44 PM
I'm dead.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 02:26:54 PM
eyepet ether'd before it released in america
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:26:57 PM
THE FUTURE OF VIDEOGAMES
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 02:26:58 PM
Is this Viva Pinata engine?

yep, you can tell by the grass.

this shit is pathetic.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2010, 02:26:58 PM
Wii Kinect Sports!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:27:04 PM
Anybody who hates on that is a closet homo.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 02:27:07 PM
kawaii
i knew you'd dig this over awesome action games.

kitties  :-[
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: E-DuB on June 14, 2010, 02:27:12 PM
This dude has a Mitch Hedberg vibe going on
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:27:23 PM
kinect redeemed :heart
kawaii
i knew you'd dig this over awesome action games.

kitties  :-[
no need to blush.  that shit was awesome!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: bud on June 14, 2010, 02:27:48 PM
YEAH BABY YEAHHHHH
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:27:54 PM
Embarrassing.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:28:18 PM
Are they going to run off the stage?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:28:25 PM
even the graphics are pretty much just like wii sports
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:28:30 PM
hahah
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:29:00 PM
That was an ecstasy moan.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: huckleberry on June 14, 2010, 02:29:03 PM
Oh my god.....
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 02:29:08 PM
chariots of fire

bought
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:29:20 PM
That track game was pretty bad.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:29:28 PM
That sucked, fuck oyu kanada
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: E-DuB on June 14, 2010, 02:30:09 PM
Well to everyone who wanted Wii HD, here it is
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2010, 02:30:10 PM
Someone's going to destroy their TV doing that long jump. :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:30:14 PM
soccer will make all the little mexicans buy a 360
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Purple Filth on June 14, 2010, 02:30:24 PM
Kinect Sports  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:30:25 PM
Blatantly ripped off the Wii Sports aesthetic too
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:30:53 PM
Man this is a pretty big dont give a fuck wii sports rip off, down to the goddamn visuals.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 02:31:00 PM
i feel ill
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:31:04 PM
thrust :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:31:16 PM
Looks like Excitetrucks but not as fun. And really slow.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:31:20 PM
A bad Wii sports resort. Oh Microsoft. Joyride looks pretty bad too.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:31:46 PM
GO BACK TO KINECTIMALS
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:31:59 PM
People are going to eat this shit up :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:32:04 PM
Kids will love this racing game i'm tellin yah.

This shit works, no joke.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:32:22 PM
Where's Milo?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2010, 02:32:37 PM
Uh oh, I got a bad feeling about this.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: E-DuB on June 14, 2010, 02:32:49 PM
GO BACK TO KINECTIMALS

GO BACK TO THE TWINS!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:32:52 PM
Awkward :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Beezy on June 14, 2010, 02:32:57 PM
What's with all the asians? They suppose to be a family or something? Gay.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 02:32:59 PM
THis looks like shit. I mean, it doesn't look like she's really controlling anything. Gaming without feedback. What is that LIKE?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:33:09 PM
the chick doing the shit for joyride was pretty hot though
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2010, 02:33:24 PM
Wow, i can't even watch this stream anymore.

Fucking GT

www.youtube.com/e3

hasn't broken for me once. 
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 02:33:30 PM
MY BFF :rofl

Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:33:48 PM
Oh no HE DIDNT

Did you see him dodging? He jumped and that shit was on the screen. Man this is money, serious, pure hard cash.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:33:53 PM
This little game actually seems like a decent use of the camera.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:33:57 PM
Flailing :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:34:04 PM
Most of this stuff just looks like canned animations.  :yuck
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 02:34:16 PM
that looks fun
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:34:32 PM
I was really hoping they'd at least show some REAL games with kinect.  SHOW ME STAR WARS LIGHTSABERS
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2010, 02:34:45 PM
and here are a few photos of you looking like a total douchebag.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:35:03 PM
The one in the green could use the exercise
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:35:10 PM
You know kung fu
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:35:15 PM
MS should've used kids for this one.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:35:32 PM
The one in the green could use the exercise
bring back the joyride chick :'(
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: E-DuB on June 14, 2010, 02:36:05 PM
I'd love to see someone try to speed run a Natal game :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:36:07 PM
The fake patter is god damn awful.

This natal has nothing for the hardcore or normal gamer but honestly I could see a certain segment of casuals liking some of this stuff. It's barely gaming party fun  type of stuff. But honestly that's a lot of what the Wii is.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on June 14, 2010, 02:36:08 PM
I just finished up some business, and I'm watching now. Did I miss anything, or is it all people going full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow on the Kinect games?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:36:20 PM
Oh, upload the flailing to Facebook :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:36:27 PM
Kanada was like "get off the stage bitches"
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: magus on June 14, 2010, 02:36:31 PM
Oh no HE DIDNT

Did you see him dodging? He jumped and that shit was on the screen. Man this is money, serious, pure hard cash.

mmm i don't know it kinda looked fun,i'm not sure
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Purple Filth on June 14, 2010, 02:36:45 PM
So horrible.


Can't wait for Sony's attempt tomorrow  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2010, 02:36:50 PM
Ubisoft presents Red Steel 3...no wait, Wii Fit.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:37:16 PM
I was really hoping they'd at least show some REAL games with kinect.

Lulz. Never gonna happen. That's not what motion control is for.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on June 14, 2010, 02:37:18 PM
Did the host just wake up and go to the conference after throwing on his aftershave and porn glasses?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:37:24 PM
An exercise "game".  :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:37:25 PM
Nick is going to totally tap that
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 02:37:34 PM
lol ubisoft wastes no time jumping on the shovelware train
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on June 14, 2010, 02:37:53 PM
I'd do her.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:37:56 PM
Wait, why is the hot chick in the same apartment as the black guy. Did he break in ???
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:38:15 PM
lol ubisoft wastes no time jumping on the shovelware train

Good ol' Ubisoft.  :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on June 14, 2010, 02:38:20 PM
Wake me when they show the 360 redesign.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2010, 02:38:34 PM
take it off!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on June 14, 2010, 02:39:14 PM
God, when is the EA conference? I need my Need for Speed.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:39:24 PM
HOLY SHIT MICROSOFT IS GOING TO KNOW MY GENE SEQUENCE
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:39:32 PM
Wii Fit demolished
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:40:07 PM
Yeah, this is pretty impressive actually.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 02:40:19 PM
i can't believe they're dedicating time to this shovelware trash. oh how the mighty have fallen
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2010, 02:40:34 PM
Should have gotten Jillian Michaels instead.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:40:40 PM
Of course, some motherfucker douchebag had to come in and ruin the mood.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 02:40:57 PM
this is kinda crazy
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: huckleberry on June 14, 2010, 02:42:21 PM
All the fat fucks who will buy this need to remember that being in front of a tv screen is how they got to be fat fucks in the first place.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:'( I'm a fat fuck
[close]
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on June 14, 2010, 02:42:36 PM
The mockery over at Kotaku is merciless. :rofl
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:42:58 PM
Dude, this shit is some crazy ass shit.

Somebody make a beat em up for this
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Shurs on June 14, 2010, 02:43:27 PM
Why does it think her right arm is her left arm? Also, this is laggy as shit.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Purple Filth on June 14, 2010, 02:43:33 PM
This is kinda interesting
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:43:42 PM
Wake me up with they start showing more actual games. zzz
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: E-DuB on June 14, 2010, 02:43:58 PM
Don't forget these games will have dem cheeves, too
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 02:44:09 PM
what the hell is this crap

i come in out of the 92 degree heat here, decide to check this out, and three minutes later i'd rather be back out in the heat  :-\
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:44:11 PM
We get it MS. It's an excercise thing. Let's move it along.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Shurs on June 14, 2010, 02:44:16 PM
Dude, this shit is some crazy ass shit.

Somebody make a beat em up for this

It would only work in "bullet time."
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:44:33 PM
The mockery over at Kotaku is merciless. :rofl

Why?

Man game bloggers and gaming journous are some jaded virgin fuckheads. Seriously, this shit is money, and i'm not even gonna buy it.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:44:48 PM
Oh Lord, a Kinect dancing game.  :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2010, 02:44:56 PM
Thanks for making Just Dance 2, Harmonix!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on June 14, 2010, 02:45:04 PM
Allright, I'm out, might as well catch up afterwards, fuck this shit.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:45:26 PM
Bell Biv Devoe bitches!

MS just won E3!!!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 02:45:30 PM
ahahaha

Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:45:36 PM
I also foresee another game people will buy
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 02:45:49 PM
Okay, Dance Central is nice
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:46:14 PM
DUDES:

Dance Central used canned animations or real time tracking?

Looked like canned, but it's hard to tell.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Robo on June 14, 2010, 02:46:18 PM
DANCE CENTRAL

This is hilarious.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:46:21 PM
 :omg
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: archie4208 on June 14, 2010, 02:47:04 PM
Show Rock Band 3, assholes.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:47:06 PM
Dance Central, another million seller.

... this forum is going to implode when everyone realizes that WE AREN'T BUYING THIS SHIT.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Shurs on June 14, 2010, 02:47:13 PM
DUDES:

Dance Central used canned animations or real time tracking?

She was dancing along with the character. On the right hand side her movements were outlined in white. Once again, it was significantly lagging behind her movements.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Purple Filth on June 14, 2010, 02:47:57 PM
So the demos are done by either Asians or Black people

 :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:47:59 PM
Quote from: Shurs
Once again, it was significantly lagging behind her movements.

True. Lot of very noticeable lag.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Beezy on June 14, 2010, 02:48:09 PM
Thanks a lot Nintendo! :maf
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 02:48:32 PM
So the demos are done by either Asians or Black people

 :lol

Why does it matter?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2010, 02:48:40 PM
Yeah, I'm out, i can't find a working stream.

G4TV is working great for me.
http://g4tv.com/e32010/pressconference/microsoft/56/
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Snuflupagulus on June 14, 2010, 02:48:44 PM
Kinect and games, I don't know.

But that exercise thing is a nice exhibition of what this could be.  Neat stuff.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 02:48:55 PM
AHAHHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Purple Filth on June 14, 2010, 02:49:13 PM
The only thing left to decide this thing fate is the price.

Should be interesting when they announce it
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 14, 2010, 02:49:23 PM

Dance central looks genuinely fun.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:49:31 PM
WHITE PEOPLE AIN'T GOT NO RHYTHM
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 02:49:47 PM
not impressive once you realize the animations are canned
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:49:51 PM
Nintard likes stupid Kinetic game, Microsoft has hit its target demo! :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:49:53 PM
DUDES:

Dance Central used canned animations or real time tracking?

She was dancing along with the character. On the right hand side her movements were outlined in white. Once again, it was significantly lagging behind her movements.

I mean she could memorize the whole dance before... I am just wondering if I would sit the fuck down on the floor would it show me sitting?

A lot of it seemed very pre-canned to me. I think a lot of this Kinnect stuff is.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:49:57 PM
Oh please with the lag bulshit give me a break.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2010, 02:50:11 PM
Show some lightsaber shit, you douchebags.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Robo on June 14, 2010, 02:50:19 PM
This would great to play with a bunch of drunk people.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cubicle47b on June 14, 2010, 02:50:21 PM
difficulty lowered to "white"
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 02:50:27 PM
"So we thought it would be cool to bring back the lean function to first person shooters, along with hand signals to your team and real-time grenade throwing.  All of this is done in conjunction with your normal 360 controller using only your head, shoulders, and arms while sitting normally.  Check out this outrageous video, see how the grenades go exactly where you aim and how you can lean out as little or as much as you want!"

...

 :-\

fuck you microsoft
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:50:31 PM
Nintard likes stupid Kinetic game, Microsoft has hit its target demo! :lol

Fool me once. :wag
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Shurs on June 14, 2010, 02:50:40 PM
For the crowd they're trying to attract, those last two games should be huge.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: E-DuB on June 14, 2010, 02:50:45 PM
Nov. 4 mark it down guys
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Shurs on June 14, 2010, 02:51:09 PM
Oh please with the lag bulshit give me a break.

You don't see it?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:51:11 PM
STAR WARZ
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:51:14 PM
What the fuck happened with Milo?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Purple Filth on June 14, 2010, 02:51:22 PM
So the demos are done by either Asians or Black people

 :lol

White nerd on stage.

Using black-ass hot stud avatar :rofl

Just saw that  :lol


Launch November 4th
Announce the price
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:51:35 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:51:40 PM
I WANNA BE A JEDI
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:52:02 PM
WTF is this shit. It's literally FMV.

 :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:52:15 PM
omg the millions of fat jedi kids :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Shurs on June 14, 2010, 02:52:31 PM
They have guns, why the fuck are they running up to the jedi?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 02:52:38 PM
A REAL GAME?!  :omg
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:52:42 PM
That was TERRIBLE.  :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 02:52:43 PM
on rails star wars game

:rofl :rofl :rofl
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
:rofl :rofl :rofl
:rofl :rofl :rofl
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:52:45 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS STAR WARS
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2010, 02:52:50 PM
Well, that kind of sucked, but it was pretty obvious that was just some quicky mock-up and not a real game.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Purple Filth on June 14, 2010, 02:52:57 PM
Whats this slow ass shit.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 02:53:05 PM
this ain't lightning bolt action
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 14, 2010, 02:53:09 PM
Nintard likes stupid Kinetic game, Microsoft has hit its target demo! :lol

Thats the only one ive seen that looks good though.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Robo on June 14, 2010, 02:53:55 PM
God, I hate this imaginary steering wheel nonsense.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:54:07 PM
The Forza thing actually looks kind of neat.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:54:11 PM
No man, just no.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:54:16 PM
:bow Turn 10 :bow2
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:54:28 PM
Well, that kind of sucked, but it was pretty obvious that was just some quicky mock-up and not a real game.

Not sure why they showed it then. They could have just as easily put up the logo and just said Star Wars light saber battles is coming.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Purple Filth on June 14, 2010, 02:54:44 PM
So forza will support kinect?

not surprised honestly
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2010, 02:54:57 PM
With Kinect, you can make your own car commercial! :bow2
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Snuflupagulus on June 14, 2010, 02:55:02 PM
See, this is a use of Kinect that seems to miss the point.  
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:55:08 PM
The "looking at cars" thing is stupid though.  :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 02:55:35 PM
Car porn
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 02:55:39 PM
How do you play this shit? How do you brake? How do you push the gas? Sure, your hands mimic gripping a steering wheel, but how the hell do you play it precisely?

They have not once explained how gaming without feedback or controls remotely works.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 02:56:19 PM
How do you play this shit? How do you brake? How do you push the gas? Sure, your hands mimic gripping a steering wheel, but how the hell do you play it precisely?

They have not once explained how gaming without feedback or controls remotely works.

dude its a con job. It always was.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:56:33 PM
Man i wanna buy this ferrari and drive it in the streets :(
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:56:37 PM
that forza shit looks awesome.  
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2010, 02:56:48 PM
Car porn

It only does everything...in car.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 02:56:50 PM
Stupid G4 chat bar killed Chrome. :maf
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 02:57:12 PM
show the final big surprise
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 02:57:13 PM
forza 4 to be released before GT5 CONFIRMED
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:57:27 PM
FORZA IN 2011 SUCK IT FUCK FACES OMG I'M CUMMING FORZA FORZA FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 02:57:27 PM
This guy is drunk
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Shurs on June 14, 2010, 02:57:47 PM
No Crackdown 2?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Purple Filth on June 14, 2010, 02:57:57 PM
So forza will support kinect?

not surprised honestly

But it does it in HD and at 60frames.

Boom.



But forza (starting from 2) is already HD and 60....
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:58:08 PM
big surprise is kinect is free to all existing 360 owners.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2010, 02:58:16 PM
Looks like a crappy PC tower.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cubicle47b on June 14, 2010, 02:58:26 PM
Head tracking is the first useful thing I've seen.  But only if they use a normal controller for the actual driving.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Shurs on June 14, 2010, 02:58:50 PM
Built in wi-fi means I'm getting a 360.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:59:05 PM
yeah, not much slimmer
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 02:59:17 PM
Saturn launch 2.0
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Purple Filth on June 14, 2010, 02:59:26 PM
Slim revealed
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 02:59:36 PM
Fuck, i want one now.

SHIT. OH SHIT IM BUYING ONE THIS MONTH
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 02:59:53 PM
I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING WAITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Shurs on June 14, 2010, 03:00:07 PM
Paying off the audience after an underwhelming show.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 03:00:13 PM
How is that a slim?

It looks it has the same dimensions as the old one :lol

Are you on crack?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 14, 2010, 03:00:19 PM
I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING WAITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Owned
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 03:00:24 PM
Does this guy think he's Oprah or something?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Beezy on June 14, 2010, 03:00:28 PM
MS just pulled an Oprah
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 03:00:40 PM
LAME
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 03:00:44 PM
Wait, so that's it? LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 03:00:48 PM
is that it? it's over?

weak
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 03:00:51 PM
 :lol That was one of the worst conferences I've ever seen
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on June 14, 2010, 03:00:54 PM
I was only expecting wireless-g built in, but wireless-n? At the same price? And it hits later this week? Cool.  8)
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 03:00:58 PM
for once MS did a good job of keeping a secret.  usually pics and every detail is leaked from them.  
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: E-DuB on June 14, 2010, 03:01:03 PM
Saturn launch 2.0

I was thinking the same thing :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 03:01:11 PM
Damn, I should have taken the invite to E3. :(
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 14, 2010, 03:01:18 PM
Saturn launch 2.0

thinking the same thing
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 03:01:37 PM
meh. Fairly lame. Honestly the biggest thing for me was the ESPN thing. The games I already knew about. Nothing really new exciting announced. Kinnect is mostly a gimmick for a type of consumer that I'm not.

I imagine Sony will do better than this.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 03:01:48 PM
I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING WAITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Owned
don't be mean, Joe :(

I'll probably be buying my 5th 360 in July now :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 03:01:58 PM
Paying off the audience after an underwhelming show.

Shut up hater. Sony got owned so hard that it might as well not even host a conference. I bet all they will have is them jokes from the retired dude.


Also, fuck the attendees, fuck him up the ass, jaded motherfuckers. They are getting it for free, and they still were like "Meh", what, motherfucker that's why you ain't getting no pussy bitches
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 14, 2010, 03:02:14 PM
So, uh?  Did they not announce a price for Kinect?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 03:02:17 PM
glad I sold my 360
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 14, 2010, 03:02:21 PM
So instead of giving off compellign reasons to make the press give them good reviews, they pay off the press. Nice.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 03:02:26 PM
I don't know what people want. They showed off playable gameplay of their two biggest IPs, Fable 3, their stupid casual thing, new XBL partnership and a new system model. Jesus.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: maxy on June 14, 2010, 03:02:36 PM
Free xbox for audience...bastards :maf
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 14, 2010, 03:02:47 PM
Kinect undermined the whole damn conference. Casuals SMH.

GIVE ME FINAL FANTASY 7: REMAKE
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 03:02:48 PM
LAME LAME LAME
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: jiji on June 14, 2010, 03:02:54 PM
 :piss MS :piss2
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Purple Filth on June 14, 2010, 03:03:03 PM
for once MS did a good job of keeping a secret.  usually pics and every detail is leaked from them.  

Not really.

The slim leaked yesterday with pics.


Will give them props for keeping it so long though





Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 03:03:29 PM
I don't know what people want. They showed off playable gameplay of their two biggest IPs, Fable 3, their stupid casual thing, new partnership and a new system model. Jesus.

People wanna hate. And when they don't have shit to hate, they hate anyway-
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 03:03:36 PM
glad I sold my 360
I bet you won't be throwing the same "lame dudebro" comments at Killzone 3.  you're so predictable *muah*
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 03:03:40 PM
I don't know what people want. They showed off playable gameplay of their two biggest IPs, Fable 3, their stupid casual thing, new XBL partnership and a new system model. Jesus.

They showed off stuff that everyone already knew about, and stuff that none of us cared about.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Rman on June 14, 2010, 03:04:04 PM
wireless built in. finally!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Wario64 on June 14, 2010, 03:04:09 PM
can i pirate the new x360?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 03:04:43 PM
I don't know what people want. They showed off playable gameplay of their two biggest IPs, Fable 3, their stupid casual thing, new XBL partnership and a new system model. Jesus.

Honestly I wanted more games that I had never heard of or wasn't expecting. (Not Natal stuff)

And even for Natal it doesn't seem like they really have a killer app. I mean I'm completely set for the fall in games but I was sorta hoping for future things to get excited about.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 03:04:49 PM
well, with the existing proprietary hdd setup they really couldn't go any slimmer unless they made it so the hdd snapped in to the system sides

these threads are always interesting, btw, just to see the fanboy flags come out in plain sight

crackdown 2 comes out in less than a month, companies usually don't bother showing off things that close to launch
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 03:04:51 PM
glad I sold my 360
I bet you won't be throwing the same "lame dudebro" comments at Killzone 3.  you're so predictable *muah*

Killzone sucks.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 03:05:06 PM
I don't know what people want. They showed off playable gameplay of their two biggest IPs, Fable 3, their stupid casual thing, new XBL partnership and a new system model. Jesus.

In general you expect some game announcements or something from E3.

What we had here was a bit of footage from games we knew about, confirmation that Natal isn't going to be for video games, and mostly focused on everything except video games.

They did a good job at marketing it to people who don't play video games, but as someone who watches E3 things for video games, they didn't have much for me.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 14, 2010, 03:05:26 PM
The asian girl playign Dance Central form harmonix is actually a proffesional musician / dancer:

http://www.myspace.com/0plural0
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 14, 2010, 03:05:28 PM
I dunno, I kinda wish I had dance central to look forward to instead of whatever the fuck the vitality sensor is for.  Just Dance was something i was interested in until i heard it doesnt work at all.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 03:05:31 PM
I don't know what people want. They showed off playable gameplay of their two biggest IPs, Fable 3, their stupid casual thing, new XBL partnership and a new system model. Jesus.

They showed off stuff that everyone already knew about, and stuff that none of us cared about.
dude.  the only conferences that really have huge megatons are ones at the end and beginning of generations.  people always say this kind of shit at every conference at every e3 except when new systems are coming out or just came out.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Shurs on June 14, 2010, 03:05:39 PM
Paying off the audience after an underwhelming show.

Shut up hater. Sony got owned so hard that it might as well not even host a conference. I bet all they will have is them jokes from the retired dude.


Also, fuck the attendees, fuck him up the ass, jaded motherfuckers. They are getting it for free, and they still were like "Meh", what, motherfucker that's why you ain't getting no pussy bitches

Are you joking about their conference "owning" Sony's? I guess it could if Sony talked about the Move for most of the conference.

Let's run down what we saw.

Gears 3 looked good.
Halo: Reach looked good.
Call of Duty getting timed exclusive DLC for the next 3 years.
Fable trailer.
A bunch of Kinect shit.
Throw away your remote control! snore.
A new Xbox, This makes me happy as I'll finally be getting an Xbox.


Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: GoofyGoober on June 14, 2010, 03:05:58 PM
No price is fail. They announced a street date so why not a price?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brob on June 14, 2010, 03:06:02 PM
They didn't say anything about bringing the new hardware out in Europe. :(
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 03:06:20 PM
I don't know what people want. They showed off playable gameplay of their two biggest IPs, Fable 3, their stupid casual thing, new XBL partnership and a new system model. Jesus.

In general you expect some game announcements or something from E3.

What we had here was a bit of footage from games we knew about, confirmation that Natal isn't going to be for video games, and mostly focused on everything except video games.

They did a good job at marketing it to people who don't play video games, but as someone who watches E3 things for video games, they didn't have much for me.
i'm pretty sure E3 is not really for you.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Rman on June 14, 2010, 03:06:27 PM
meh conference overall.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: bud on June 14, 2010, 03:06:32 PM
playing a racing sim with an imaginary wheel smh

can't wait for gt5 tomorrow 8)

glad I sold my 360

i'm glad i don't have one in the first place
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Purple Filth on June 14, 2010, 03:06:38 PM
looking on the new 360 though

thats where my money is going
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 03:06:43 PM
All Nintendo needs is 3ds and zelda 8)
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Rman on June 14, 2010, 03:06:51 PM
No price is fail. They announced a street date so why not a price?
299
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: E-DuB on June 14, 2010, 03:06:55 PM
So, uh?  Did they not announce a price for Kinect?

They didn't..which was probably for the best. They didn't want to risk any type of backlash or deter any for the hype they spent the better part of an hour building up
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 14, 2010, 03:07:25 PM

these threads are always interesting, btw, just to see the fanboy flags come out in plain sight



Indeed.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Tieno on June 14, 2010, 03:07:53 PM
Dance stuff from Harmonix was pretty cool. Makes Wii games look primitive.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 03:08:03 PM
No price is fail. They announced a street date so why not a price?

"Five hundred and ninety-nine US dollars!"

*audible gasps and murmuring*

i think that's why
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: brob on June 14, 2010, 03:08:05 PM
Did fistful weigh in on the little asian girl petting the tiger?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 03:08:24 PM
One word to describe Microsofts press conference:

Desperate.

I'm really starting to understand why Bach left, at first I thought it was related to the Courier, but now...

...Now I understand.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 03:08:32 PM
No price is fail. They announced a street date so why not a price?
299

:rofl
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 03:08:35 PM
they're showing off the new xbox on gametrailers

still a proprietary hard drive, but it's internal
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: huckleberry on June 14, 2010, 03:08:45 PM
..fuckin bought!! :hyper
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 03:08:59 PM
I think we go through this every e3.  no megatons at conferences!  wahhhh

these conferences are usually not for megatons.  hell, unless it's a huge new IP from first party or from a huge third party, it's not even for really new games to be announced.

most new games are shown off on the e3 floor.  not the conferences.  why do people act surprised every year?!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Rman on June 14, 2010, 03:09:04 PM
250 HDD and built in wifi
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 03:09:17 PM
tomorrow we will see a bunch of move/3d shit and crappy games like killzone. at least nintendo will bring it with a new zelda.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 03:09:21 PM
One word to describe Microsofts press conference:

Desperate.

I'm really starting to understand why Bach left, at first I thought it was related to the Courier, but now...

...Now I understand.

Totally dude. They all are jumping ship. MS is gonna go out of business.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 03:09:56 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler
They showed off stuff that everyone already knew about, and stuff that none of us cared about.

They showed off gameplay footage for their two biggest IPs that NONE have us have seen! E3 is about selling towards the holiday and the beginning of the next fiscal year, not getting gamers into a frenzy.

This is the exact reason the conference was canned a few years ago. It's a trade expo, primarily for buyers and the press (to build up hype for Q4), not for gamers.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 03:10:20 PM
I don't know what people want. They showed off playable gameplay of their two biggest IPs, Fable 3, their stupid casual thing, new XBL partnership and a new system model. Jesus.

In general you expect some game announcements or something from E3.

What we had here was a bit of footage from games we knew about, confirmation that Natal isn't going to be for video games, and mostly focused on everything except video games.

They did a good job at marketing it to people who don't play video games, but as someone who watches E3 things for video games, they didn't have much for me.
i'm pretty sure E3 is not really for you.

I didn't mean it in that way but I see what you're saying.  Like I said, I think they did a good job at marketing Natal and the xbox brand.  I don't think they did a good job at showing off traditional games.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 03:10:25 PM
All Nintendo needs is 3ds and zelda 8)
are we going to play together?? :)
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Brehvolution on June 14, 2010, 03:10:43 PM
I want the 250GB HD!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Rman on June 14, 2010, 03:11:02 PM
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/06/470081847696f62421fe.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/06/470081863691215a4f1d.jpg)
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 03:11:23 PM
All Nintendo needs is 3ds and zelda 8)
are we going to play together?? :)
8)
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Purple Filth on June 14, 2010, 03:11:29 PM
Conference sucked overall but i got some kool stuff out of it
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 03:11:30 PM
I'd gladly pay $300 for built-in Wi-Fi, twice the storage capacity and half the form factor (plus whisper quiet!).
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 03:11:37 PM
I don't know what people want. They showed off playable gameplay of their two biggest IPs, Fable 3, their stupid casual thing, new XBL partnership and a new system model. Jesus.

In general you expect some game announcements or something from E3.

What we had here was a bit of footage from games we knew about, confirmation that Natal isn't going to be for video games, and mostly focused on everything except video games.

They did a good job at marketing it to people who don't play video games, but as someone who watches E3 things for video games, they didn't have much for me.
i'm pretty sure E3 is not really for you.

I didn't mean it in that way but I see what you're saying.  Like I said, I think they did a good job at marketing Natal and the xbox brand.  I don't think they did a good job at showing off traditional games.
Yeah.  It's just them trying to hype up the brand for the casual gamers and throw out bullet points.

the good shit from e3 is always the shit from the floor.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: MCD on June 14, 2010, 03:11:52 PM
consider the new 360

bought.

quick question: is the hdd the same? detachable?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 03:12:19 PM
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/06/470081847696f62421fe.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/06/470081863691215a4f1d.jpg)

pretty sexy.  so it's glossy black like the fat ps3's?  hot shit.  MATCH MY PS3
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: huckleberry on June 14, 2010, 03:12:33 PM
I'd gladly pay $300 for built-in Wi-Fi, twice the storage capacity and half the form factor (plus whisper quiet!).


hell yeah...



I hope it is actually quiet.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: maxy on June 14, 2010, 03:12:46 PM
MS wins...tiger  :-* :-* :-*

Nothing can beat that,nothing :bow2

That shit will sell like crazy!

New xbox :hyper


Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 03:12:48 PM
Yeah.  It's just them trying to hype up the brand for the casual gamers and throw out bullet points.

the good shit from e3 is always the shit from the floor.

Except they showed off gameplay footage from Call of Duty: Black Ops and Halo: Reach, which will be the two highest-selling games - bar none! - this holiday season. Gears of War 3 will also sell truckloads.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 03:12:55 PM
how the fuck am i suppose to transfer my data to this new console? i want to buy one but i need to know this first.

edit: guess at worst you could use a usb stick.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: bud on June 14, 2010, 03:13:04 PM
I think, hmm, I think MS is losing focus.

They had a pretty good focus with OG Xbox and event better, amazing focus with Xbox 360.

Now it's hmm... slim here, Kinetic there... not rigid enough.

I think Sony is losing the focus too but we shall see tomorrow. They lost it with PSPGo when it comes to handhelds.

Xbox Slim feels like PSPGo in some ways. Unnecessary product.

borys has spoken 8)
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: GoofyGoober on June 14, 2010, 03:13:40 PM
No price is fail. They announced a street date so why not a price?

Because Sony hasn't announced a price.

They're both going to be 'bad' conferences. Why the fuck do you people think they announced ALL THE BIG PS3 TITLES BEFORE E3.

Excellent point on price. See who moves first to not give advantage. Didn't think of that.

They announced them so they could focus on move, and a few other things. I suspect that much like the MS conference it isn't going to be "hardcore centric".
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Brehvolution on June 14, 2010, 03:13:49 PM
There is 110 EB viewers right now. I wonder why. :teehee
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: huckleberry on June 14, 2010, 03:13:53 PM

Xbox Slim feels like PSPGo in some ways. Unnecessary product.

Borys don't be distinguished mentally-challenged.  The redesign is the ONLY thing that the 360 needed.

Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 03:14:03 PM
The thing I'm kinda surprised about with KINECT is that even though it isn't for us, there isn't even a game among that group that really pretends to be. I honestly though there would be some Milo type adventure game that would at least be interesting for somebody like me. But its all party games, mini-games, or gimmicky type stuff. Like I said the product isn't for me, but I'm still a little disappointed for some reason that there isn't even a game to tempt me.

They didn't even show off Natal functionality in Fable 3 which they've hinted at. And which one of these is the Rare games?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 03:14:07 PM
One word to describe Microsofts press conference:

Desperate.

I'm really starting to understand why Bach left, at first I thought it was related to the Courier, but now...

...Now I understand.

Totally dude. They all are jumping ship. MS is gonna go out of business.

No (yes, your sarcasm was noted) but I think what Microsoft are doing to (note how I didnt use with...) the Xbox division is very alarming.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 03:14:13 PM
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/06/470081847696f62421fe.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/06/470081863691215a4f1d.jpg)


Look at this sexy beast
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Vizzys on June 14, 2010, 03:14:13 PM
no powerbrick I assume?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 03:14:16 PM
I think, hmm, I think MS is losing focus.

They had a pretty good focus with OG Xbox and event better, amazing focus with Xbox 360.

Now it's hmm... slim here, Kinetic there... not rigid enough.

I think Sony is losing the focus too but we shall see tomorrow. They lost it with PSPGo when it comes to handhelds.

Xbox Slim feels like PSPGo in some ways. Unnecessary product.
It probably saves them money because it allows them to use new chips and whatnot.  and it's a form of rebranding for the 5 year old xbox 360.  it's not unnecessary.  people like slim consoles.  that's been proven already.

and losing focus?  sony and MS are in the position that they're in because their focus was too narrow.  Nintendo saw the potential and jumped on it.  PS3 and 360 are just playing catch up on it.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Rman on June 14, 2010, 03:14:20 PM
I think, hmm, I think MS is losing focus.

They had a pretty good focus with OG Xbox and event better, amazing focus with Xbox 360.

Now it's hmm... slim here, Kinetic there... not rigid enough.

I think Sony is losing the focus too but we shall see tomorrow. They lost it with PSPGo when it comes to handhelds.

Xbox Slim feels like PSPGo in some ways. Unnecessary product.
How so?  They essentially shaved 100 bucks of the price due to the inclusion of Wi-fi.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 03:14:53 PM
Also, what happened to Milo?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 03:15:03 PM
they're showing off the new xbox on gametrailers

still a proprietary hard drive, but it's internal


"hey, fuck all you dudes with old 360s and expensive old-model hard drives"
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 03:15:34 PM
I think, hmm, I think MS is losing focus.

They had a pretty good focus with OG Xbox and event better, amazing focus with Xbox 360.

Now it's hmm... slim here, Kinetic there... not rigid enough.

I think Sony is losing the focus too but we shall see tomorrow. They lost it with PSPGo when it comes to handhelds.

Xbox Slim feels like PSPGo in some ways. Unnecessary product.
How so?  They essentially shaved 100 bucks of the price due to the inclusion of Wi-fi.

You mean the same Wi-fi that costs them peanuts to implement?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 03:16:10 PM
Yeah.  It's just them trying to hype up the brand for the casual gamers and throw out bullet points.

the good shit from e3 is always the shit from the floor.

Except they showed off gameplay footage from Call of Duty: Black Ops and Halo: Reach, which will be the two highest-selling games - bar none! - this holiday season. Gears of War 3 will also sell truckloads.
that's not what i meant.  those are the casual brand names that 360 carries.  of course they would show it off.  i'm talking about the nerd out hardcore shit that always pops up on the e3 floor.  that's what i mean about the good shit.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Rman on June 14, 2010, 03:16:34 PM
Really annoying that they're doing the proprietary drive garbage again.  These things are essentially PC now, give the ability to add my own HD.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Rman on June 14, 2010, 03:17:18 PM
I think, hmm, I think MS is losing focus.

They had a pretty good focus with OG Xbox and event better, amazing focus with Xbox 360.

Now it's hmm... slim here, Kinetic there... not rigid enough.

I think Sony is losing the focus too but we shall see tomorrow. They lost it with PSPGo when it comes to handhelds.

Xbox Slim feels like PSPGo in some ways. Unnecessary product.
How so?  They essentially shaved 100 bucks of the price due to the inclusion of Wi-fi.

You mean the same Wi-fi that costs them peanuts to implement?
I mean for prospective buyers of the 360.  Of course the wifi dongle pricing was BS.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 14, 2010, 03:17:47 PM
The thing I'm kinda surprised about with KINECT is that even though it isn't for us

Nah, not "us". You're unhappy, but you can't expect that everyone feels the same.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 03:17:54 PM
And which one of these is the Rare games?

Wii Kinect Sports.

How the mighty have fallen...
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 03:18:01 PM
Can't wait for Black Ops. Shit looks tasty.

I agree, it did look really good.

If they make a PC version I'll be playing it there, dont want to use Move or Kinect to play COD...
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: T234 on June 14, 2010, 03:18:56 PM
Holy shit at all the people :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 03:19:03 PM
I think, hmm, I think MS is losing focus.

They had a pretty good focus with OG Xbox and event better, amazing focus with Xbox 360.

Now it's hmm... slim here, Kinetic there... not rigid enough.

I think Sony is losing the focus too but we shall see tomorrow. They lost it with PSPGo when it comes to handhelds.

Xbox Slim feels like PSPGo in some ways. Unnecessary product.
How so?  They essentially shaved 100 bucks of the price due to the inclusion of Wi-fi.

You mean the same Wi-fi that costs them peanuts to implement?
I mean for prospective buyers of the 360.  Of course the wifi dongle pricing was BS.

That makes sense.

I wonder what their new harddrives will cost.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 03:19:38 PM
I've come to the conclusion that some of use are simply more intelligent than many of the fucktards all over the place.

This conference focused on Major games releases for this year, in fact, the biggest game releases of the year (HD) were shown. Call of Duty, Gears of War 3, Halo Reach.

What did you guys want? A game announced out of nowhere for this holiday? Games for next year? Why the fuck do you need to know what's going to release next year, right now?

SMFH
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 03:20:09 PM
Have they said when they will reveal Kinects price?

No mention of the price is leading me to believe it won't be cheap, hopefully I'm proven wrong on this one.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 03:20:29 PM
So 2 hours till EA conference. Any big games there?

Crysis in 3D ought to make you wet right?

http://www.digitalspy.com/gaming/news/a227026/crysis-2-to-support-3d-gaming.html
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: bud on June 14, 2010, 03:20:55 PM
mgs4 (:'() kinda killed my interest in the series; i'm not even excited about peace walker. but rising looks alright, i guess. will it control like the raiden part in mgs2? with the sticks? i thought that worked really well.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 03:21:03 PM
What I'm reading now is that if you want to use Natal on old Xbox 360s, it requires a power supply (in addition to the 360 power brick).  The new 360 doesn't require an additional power supply for Natal.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Tieno on June 14, 2010, 03:21:15 PM
I've come to the conclusion that some of use are simply more intelligent than many of the fucktards all over the place.

This conference focused on Major games releases for this year, in fact, the biggest game releases of the year (HD) were shown. Call of Duty, Gears of War 3, Halo Reach.

What did you guys want? A game announced out of nowhere for this holiday? Games for next year? Why the fuck do you need to know what's going to release next year, right now?

SMFH
TO GET A BONER, WRIKA, TO GET A BONER!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 03:21:24 PM
I've come to the conclusion that some of use are simply more intelligent than many of the fucktards all over the place.

This conference focused on Major games releases for this year, in fact, the biggest game releases of the year (HD) were shown. Call of Duty, Gears of War 3, Halo Reach.

What did you guys want? A game announced out of nowhere for this holiday? Games for next year? Why the fuck do you need to know what's going to release next year, right now?

SMFH

Good joke.

For a second there I thought you were questioning why people would want new games announced at their PRESS event.

Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 03:21:33 PM
Only thing i really liked was Metal Gear.

yep, the only thing I'm really looking forward to is Metal Gear, and even that looked like a dumbed down action game. everything else was by-the-numbers sequels that I can't get excited about any more.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 14, 2010, 03:21:52 PM
I'm going ot bujy one of these new xboxes for sure cause gamestop is def gunna run a promotion.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 03:21:56 PM
Can't wait for Black Ops. Shit looks tasty.

I agree, it did look really good.

If they make a PC version I'll be playing it there, dont want to use Move or Kinect to play COD...

you know they're not gonna put that in there, stop pretending

pc version has dedicated servers  :american
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: maxy on June 14, 2010, 03:22:10 PM
So 2 hours till EA conference. Any big games there?

 
Crysis 2

 :smug
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 03:22:31 PM
mgs4 (:'() kinda killed my interest in the series; i'm not even excited about peace walker. but rising looks alright, i guess. will it control like the raiden part in mgs2? with the sticks? i thought that worked really well.

I thought Rising looked pretty bad actually. I mean, it's fun in MGS...but MGS isn't a pure action game.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 03:22:34 PM
http://e3.gamespot.com/video/6265365/?tag=top_stories%3Btitle%3B4

this is what's in store for tomorrow :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 03:23:07 PM
IRC was shit, I'll probably just stick to the threads to comment.

methodis ruined it.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: dark1x on June 14, 2010, 03:23:33 PM
That was a stupidly disappointing conference.  A few great games we already knew about followed by a gimmick.  :\

I hate the fact that Nintendo's success has resulted in MS and Sony wasting time on this motion control bullshit.

Kudo was funny as hell sounding, though.  Every sentence started at a high octave and would dip down until the end of the sentence. 
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Purple Filth on June 14, 2010, 03:23:58 PM
I've come to the conclusion that some of use are simply more intelligent than many of the fucktards all over the place.

This conference focused on Major games releases for this year, in fact, the biggest game releases of the year (HD) were shown. Call of Duty, Gears of War 3, Halo Reach.

What did you guys want? A game announced out of nowhere for this holiday? Games for next year? Why the fuck do you need to know what's going to release next year, right now?

SMFH

Gears is next year.

Can see your point with the other 2
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: bud on June 14, 2010, 03:23:59 PM
mgs4 (:'() kinda killed my interest in the series; i'm not even excited about peace walker. but rising looks alright, i guess. will it control like the raiden part in mgs2? with the sticks? i thought that worked really well.

I thought Rising looked pretty bad actually. I mean, it's fun in MGS...but MGS isn't a pure action game.

the framerate didn't look too good, but i dug the raiden & blade part in mgs2--and if this is like that, which it is, then it's cool.

Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 03:24:04 PM
Can't wait for Black Ops. Shit looks tasty.

I agree, it did look really good.

If they make a PC version I'll be playing it there, dont want to use Move or Kinect to play COD...

you know they're not gonna put that in there, stop pretending

pc version has dedicated servers  :american

I'm not so sure, especially with all the free Xboxes being given out and the Jim Jones-esque event yesterday.

Many developers may be jumping aboard the HD motion bandwagon.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 03:24:40 PM
That was a stupidly disappointing conference.  A few great games we already knew about followed by a gimmick.  :\

I hate the fact that Nintendo's success has resulted in MS and Sony wasting time on this motion control bullshit.

Kudo was funny as hell sounding, though.  Every sentence started at a high octave and would dip down until the end of the sentence. 

 :miyamoto
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: magus on June 14, 2010, 03:24:56 PM
i like the motion control bullshit,if anything i wish we didn't have so many dudebro shooter yet again
seriously last year
CALL OF DUTY
GEARS OF WAR
HALO
and what happened this year?
CALL OF DUTY
GEARS OF WAR
HALO

Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 03:25:39 PM
Wait when did Rare announce their new game
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 14, 2010, 03:25:40 PM
And which one of these is the Rare games?

Wii Kinect Sports.

How the mighty have fallen...

Not really. Rare spent most of their lifespan mimicing the nintendo success stories. You can see the parallels between mario 64 and banjo and kazooie or animal crossing and viva pinata. Its business as usual.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Robo on June 14, 2010, 03:25:55 PM
The worst part of MS's conference is the realization that it'll probably be the best one.  :piss videogaming :piss2
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: magus on June 14, 2010, 03:26:51 PM
i like the motion control bullshit,if anything i wish we didn't have so many dudebro shooter yet again
seriously last year
CALL OF DUTY
GEARS OF WAR
HALO
and what happened this year?
CALL OF DUTY
GEARS OF WAR
HALO

What sells boatloads?

CALL OF DUTY
GEARS OF WAR
HALO
who fucking cares!
this line of thinking it's awfull! movie don't get tailor suited to milk money out of people watching them (well most of them)
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 03:26:59 PM
Arcades are $149 now. Do I buy one now or wait a few weeks and get the new 360? Hmmm

I've come to the conclusion that some of use are simply more intelligent than many of the fucktards all over the place.

This conference focused on Major games releases for this year, in fact, the biggest game releases of the year (HD) were shown. Call of Duty, Gears of War 3, Halo Reach.

What did you guys want? A game announced out of nowhere for this holiday? Games for next year? Why the fuck do you need to know what's going to release next year, right now?

SMFH

Am I one of the fucktards?

I DONT THINK SO MR NINJA
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 03:27:02 PM
That was a stupidly disappointing conference.  A few great games we already knew about followed by a gimmick.  :\

I hate the fact that Nintendo's success has resulted in MS and Sony wasting time on this motion control bullshit.

Kudo was funny as hell sounding, though.  Every sentence started at a high octave and would dip down until the end of the sentence. 

Remember when MS and Sony MOCKED Nintendo for their direction even as far as saying that Nintendo is not a competitor?

LOL

And the same people who shit on wii are saying that the Kinect looks cool

:lol  ???
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Brehvolution on June 14, 2010, 03:27:17 PM
I can't believe it's been 1.5 years since I bought my 360 and now I want the new one.  :-\
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Shurs on June 14, 2010, 03:27:27 PM
I've come to the conclusion that some of use are simply more intelligent than many of the fucktards all over the place.

This conference focused on Major games releases for this year, in fact, the biggest game releases of the year (HD) were shown. Call of Duty, Gears of War 3, Halo Reach.

What did you guys want? A game announced out of nowhere for this holiday? Games for next year? Why the fuck do you need to know what's going to release next year, right now?

SMFH

Shouldn't we judge the conference on what we liked about it? Sales-age is one thing, but we're gamers first, are we not? Kinect is lost on most of us and, in spite of your strong case of denial, it did look quite laggy. Gears and Halo looked just as expected. Call of Duty is multiplat, as is Call of Duty. Fable was only a trailer, though a date was given. It was pretty underwhelming besides the reveal of the new Xbox hardware, which is what has me excited.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 14, 2010, 03:27:50 PM
All Nintendo needs is 3ds and zelda 8)

I played twilight princess for the first time today. Its pretty terrible. So I'm not enthusiastic about what theyre going to show tomorrow.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 03:27:56 PM
The worst part of MS's conference is the realization that it'll probably be the best one.  :piss videogaming :piss2

Naw, Nintendo has got this. It'll take a lot for Nintendo to fuck up 3ds and Zelda in the same conference
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 03:28:40 PM
All Nintendo needs is 3ds and zelda 8)

I played twilight princess for the first time today. Its pretty terrible. So I'm not enthusiastic about what theyre going to show tomorrow.

The intro to TP is horrible and it takes about 2 hours to get into an actual dungeon. Give it some time. It's a great game but it has pacing issues, unlike other Zelda's.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 03:28:46 PM
- crackdown 2

- mafia 2

- fallout new vegas

- la noire

edit:

- a fuckton of steam holiday sale bullshit

my year in gaming is pretty much mapped out already, i'm just here for the laffs
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mupepe on June 14, 2010, 03:30:49 PM
All Nintendo needs is 3ds and zelda 8)

I played twilight princess for the first time today. Its pretty terrible. So I'm not enthusiastic about what theyre going to show tomorrow.

The intro to TP is horrible and it takes about 2 hours to get into an actual dungeon. Give it some time. It's a great game but it has pacing issues, unlike other Zelda's.
TP is horrible.  Reirom is in it.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 03:31:14 PM
- crackdown 2

- mafia 2

- fallout new vegas

- la noire

my year in gaming is pretty much mapped out already, i'm just here for the laffs

My year:

- Mario Galaxy 2
- Red Dead Redemption
- Zelda wii
- Dragon Quest 9
- Metroid: Other M
- Crazy Taxi psn
- Jet Grind Radio psn (???)
fuck everything else.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: magus on June 14, 2010, 03:31:22 PM
All Nintendo needs is 3ds and zelda 8)

I played twilight princess for the first time today. Its pretty terrible. So I'm not enthusiastic about what theyre going to show tomorrow.

The intro to TP is horrible and it takes about 2 hours to get into an actual dungeon. Give it some time. It's a great game but it has pacing issues, unlike other Zelda's.

i can play twilight princess but i seriously can't play wind waker
you have all that shit on the island
THEN tetra comes and try to bore you to death
THEN you have to jump on those rope for no other reason other than a desperate attempt to pad the game
THEN THERE IS A FUCKING STEALTH SECTION

you can't do worse than that
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 03:32:21 PM
:piss 3ds :piss2

please announce a successor to the psp sony and once again get us out of the handheld gaming ghetto.

zelda i'm cautiously optimistic for but i have a feeling it'll be dumbed down beyond belief and with too much waggle crap added on :/
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 03:32:23 PM
But that takes like 30 minutes to an hour. TP's intro, however...blah.

3d Zelda intros are usually blah. This is a known fact.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 14, 2010, 03:32:37 PM
That was a stupidly disappointing conference.  A few great games we already knew about followed by a gimmick.  :\

I hate the fact that Nintendo's success has resulted in MS and Sony wasting time on this motion control bullshit.

Kudo was funny as hell sounding, though.  Every sentence started at a high octave and would dip down until the end of the sentence. 

Remember when MS and Sony MOCKED Nintendo for their direction even as far as saying that Nintendo is not a competitor?

LOL

And the same people who shit on wii are saying that the Kinect looks cool

:lol  ???

Its going to come full circle if/when  microsoft starts to become irrelevant. During the snes>ps1 transition us nintards we're in denial about our fanboyism. Sony fanboys were in denial about their leanings even when ps3 support was drying up.  Now we just need a period of microsoft underperforming to root out the true xbots.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 03:32:58 PM
The worst part of MS's conference is the realization that it'll probably be the best one.  :piss videogaming :piss2

I think Sony and Nintendo would have to actively TRY to have a worse conference. Nintendo has 3DS and Zelda. They might actually do something different with the series for once, so I'm interested in that. All Sony has to show is Last Guardian footage and they already stomped this POS.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 03:33:12 PM
:piss 3ds :piss2

please announce a successor to the psp sony and once again get us out of the handheld gaming ghetto.

zelda i'm cautiously optimistic for but i have a feeling it'll be dumbed down beyond belief and with too much waggle crap added on :/

I dunno. 3ds sounds really interesting. A lot more interesting than this kinect shit. At least 3ds will have GAMES.

Handheld gaming future, baby.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 14, 2010, 03:33:24 PM
- crackdown 2

- mafia 2

- fallout new vegas

- la noire

edit:

- a fuckton of steam holiday sale bullshit

my year in gaming is pretty much mapped out already, i'm just here for the laffs

I hope you get mafia 2 on the superior platform

spoiler (click to show/hide)
PC
[close]
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: GoofyGoober on June 14, 2010, 03:33:33 PM
Kinect, while I'm not likely to buy it, I also thought it was interesting technology. After the launch games will wait to see how it is used.

I do want the new 360, but I'll wait until mine dies.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: magus on June 14, 2010, 03:33:38 PM
But that takes like 30 minutes to an hour. TP's intro, however...blah.

3d Zelda intros are usually blah. This is a known fact.

yes but that hour is horrible!
i'll take my wolf link segment over stealth segment anytime
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Purple Filth on June 14, 2010, 03:33:53 PM
Surprising no Crackdown 2 was shown although he announced it? i guess that will be on the show floor

and no new XBLA games announced? yikes
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 03:33:58 PM
The worst part of MS's conference is the realization that it'll probably be the best one.  :piss videogaming :piss2

I think Sony and Nintendo would have to actively TRY to have a worse conference. Nintendo has 3DS and Zelda. They might actually do something different with the series for once, so I'm interested in that. All Sony has to show is Last Guardian footage and they already stomped this POS.

I see where you're coming from, but

Sony:  Move
Nintendo:  Vitality Sensor

gg no re, video games
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 03:35:20 PM
and no new XBLA games announced? yikes

I was definitely disappointed there. Last year we got Shadow Complex.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 14, 2010, 03:35:36 PM
that black chick was kinda hot
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 03:35:38 PM
But that takes like 30 minutes to an hour. TP's intro, however...blah.

3d Zelda intros are usually blah. This is a known fact.

yes but that hour is horrible!
i'll take my wolf link segment over stealth segment anytime


Heh. I agree that forest dungeon in TP > the stealth dungeon in WW
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 03:35:47 PM
But that takes like 30 minutes to an hour. TP's intro, however...blah.

3d Zelda intros are usually blah. This is a known fact.

yes but that hour is horrible!
i'll take my wolf link segment over stealth segment anytime


the whole game is horrible.

not much to discuss beyond that when it comes to TP.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 14, 2010, 03:36:10 PM
All Nintendo needs is 3ds and zelda 8)

I played twilight princess for the first time today. Its pretty terrible. So I'm not enthusiastic about what theyre going to show tomorrow.

The intro to TP is horrible and it takes about 2 hours to get into an actual dungeon. Give it some time. It's a great game but it has pacing issues, unlike other Zelda's.

I've finished the first dungeon.  The npcs, controls, graphics, and music are all blegh.  The only saving graces were some decentish gameplay scenarios leading up to the forest temple.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 03:36:17 PM
The worst part of MS's conference is the realization that it'll probably be the best one.  :piss videogaming :piss2

I think Sony and Nintendo would have to actively TRY to have a worse conference. Nintendo has 3DS and Zelda. They might actually do something different with the series for once, so I'm interested in that. All Sony has to show is Last Guardian footage and they already stomped this POS.

I see where you're coming from, but

Sony:  Move
Nintendo:  Vitality Sensor

gg no re, video games

We don't know shit about vitality sensor dude. THey haven't said how it'll be applicable to games.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 03:36:49 PM
- crackdown 2

- mafia 2

- fallout new vegas

- la noire

edit:

- a fuckton of steam holiday sale bullshit

my year in gaming is pretty much mapped out already, i'm just here for the laffs

I hope you get mafia 2 on the superior platform

spoiler (click to show/hide)
PC
[close]

it really depends, i plan on building a new desktop rig at the end of the summer unless unexpected expenses come up, i might hold off on it until then
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 03:37:24 PM
All Nintendo needs is 3ds and zelda 8)

I played twilight princess for the first time today. Its pretty terrible. So I'm not enthusiastic about what theyre going to show tomorrow.

The intro to TP is horrible and it takes about 2 hours to get into an actual dungeon. Give it some time. It's a great game but it has pacing issues, unlike other Zelda's.

I've finished the first dungeon.  The npcs, controls, graphics, and music are all blegh.  The only saving graces were some decentish gameplay scenarios leading up to the forest temple.

Forest temple is alright, fire temple is pretty good, but the game doesn't get balls out awesome until water dungeon, and from there it never really steps down in quality, gameplay-wise. What I'm basically saying is that it's pretty hard to judge a zelda game from the first dungeon alone.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: maxy on June 14, 2010, 03:37:42 PM
I'm glad that they kinda went with Nintendo strategy...show nothing new that is not at least 90% done

Although MS has tons of third party games

I'm so sick when games get announced and then it drags for years.... :yuck

Besides i already know what i will play this year

- crackdown 2

- mafia 2

- fallout new vegas

- la noire

-Halo Reach

-Crysis 2

-Brink

-COD

-Two Worlds 2

and Kinect--tiger is sooo cute :-*
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Barry Egan on June 14, 2010, 03:39:58 PM
some of you guys take this shit too seriously smh.  Can't we all just laugh at the corporate kitsch together? 
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: twerd on June 14, 2010, 03:41:27 PM
the conference sucked. reminded me of nintendo's ravi drums.

microsoft has a solid gaming lineup this year too, which makes the omission of games even more baffling. there was no megatons, just a lot of bribery and skittles.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 03:42:05 PM
some of you guys take this shit too seriously smh.  Can't we all just laugh at the corporate kitsch together? 

I had a blast. The whole conference was hilarious.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 14, 2010, 03:43:06 PM
emcee, you fucking like phantom hourglass, zelda opinion automatically denied
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 03:43:12 PM
All Ms could've done is focused more on 3Rd party hardcore games.

And you are going to see them at the EA and Ubisoft conferences anyway so who gives a shit. I am really highly hyped for anything Driver and Deus Ex 3 related i must say.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Brehvolution on June 14, 2010, 03:43:18 PM
Can't wait for ESPN! :hyper
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 14, 2010, 03:44:26 PM
The worst part of MS's conference is the realization that it'll probably be the best one.  :piss videogaming :piss2

I think Sony and Nintendo would have to actively TRY to have a worse conference. Nintendo has 3DS and Zelda. They might actually do something different with the series for once, so I'm interested in that. All Sony has to show is Last Guardian footage and they already stomped this POS.

I see where you're coming from, but

Sony:  Move
Nintendo:  Vitality Sensor

gg no re, video games

We don't know shit about vitality sensor dude. THey haven't said how it'll be applicable to games.

It's a vitality sensor, who gives a fuck. It's Nintendo reaching the bottom of the barrel as far as peripherals go.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 03:44:26 PM
emcee, you fucking like phantom hourglass, zelda opinion automatically denied

he likes PH? hahaha Emcee explain this.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 14, 2010, 03:46:03 PM
 :bow Sony :bow2
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on June 14, 2010, 03:47:53 PM
emcee, you fucking like phantom hourglass, zelda opinion automatically denied

phantom hourglass didnt have any bullshit though. Thats why i liked it.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Robo on June 14, 2010, 03:49:35 PM
The worst part of MS's conference is the realization that it'll probably be the best one.  :piss videogaming :piss2

I think Sony and Nintendo would have to actively TRY to have a worse conference. Nintendo has 3DS and Zelda. They might actually do something different with the series for once, so I'm interested in that. All Sony has to show is Last Guardian footage and they already stomped this POS.

Sony's is gonna be similar: quick clips of high profile titles, and then move on to showing off a lot of embarrassing MOVE stuff.  It'll probably be similarly awful.  And it wouldn't be a Nintendo conference if it didn't seem like they were actively trying to piss off the core audience.  
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 14, 2010, 03:49:43 PM
emcee, you fucking like phantom hourglass, zelda opinion automatically denied

phantom hourglass didnt have any bullshit though. Thats why i liked it.

that game is 100 percent bullshit.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 03:49:51 PM
So I guess Sony got that rumored Hulu deal?

That or it was pure rumour in the first place.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 03:50:48 PM
The worst part of MS's conference is the realization that it'll probably be the best one.  :piss videogaming :piss2

I think Sony and Nintendo would have to actively TRY to have a worse conference. Nintendo has 3DS and Zelda. They might actually do something different with the series for once, so I'm interested in that. All Sony has to show is Last Guardian footage and they already stomped this POS.

Sony's is gonna be similar: quick clips of high profile titles, and then move on to showing off a lot of embarrassing MOVE stuff.  It'll probably be similarly awful.  And it wouldn't be a Nintendo conference if it didn't seem like they were actively trying to piss off the core audience.  

I'm pretty sure a wealth of sony's conference will be dedicated to GAMES, though. I doubt they'll have espn come down and give the audience a talk.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 03:51:12 PM
The worst part of MS's conference is the realization that it'll probably be the best one.  :piss videogaming :piss2

I think Sony and Nintendo would have to actively TRY to have a worse conference. Nintendo has 3DS and Zelda. They might actually do something different with the series for once, so I'm interested in that. All Sony has to show is Last Guardian footage and they already stomped this POS.

Sony's is gonna be similar: quick clips of high profile titles, and then move on to showing off a lot of embarrassing MOVE stuff.  It'll probably be similarly awful.  And it wouldn't be a Nintendo conference if it didn't seem like they were actively trying to piss off the core audience.  

I'm trying to be optimistic :(
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 03:52:20 PM
I'm pretty sure a wealth of sony's conference will be dedicated to GAMES, though. I doubt they'll have espn come down and give the audience a talk.

That hasn't stopped them from trotting out pie charts and graphs however and talking about sales in a very boring manner.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Shurs on June 14, 2010, 03:52:41 PM
I'm pretty sure a wealth of sony's conference will be dedicated to GAMES, though. I doubt they'll have espn come down and give the audience a talk.

The scripted "trash talk" between those two grown men was awkward.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 03:56:24 PM
I'm pretty sure a wealth of sony's conference will be dedicated to GAMES, though. I doubt they'll have espn come down and give the audience a talk.

That hasn't stopped them from trotting out pie charts and graphs however and talking about sales in a very boring manner.

I agree. I'm not really looking forward to Sony's conference, but they'd have to actually try to be worse than MS'.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 03:59:14 PM
I'm pretty sure a wealth of sony's conference will be dedicated to GAMES, though. I doubt they'll have espn come down and give the audience a talk.

That hasn't stopped them from trotting out pie charts and graphs however and talking about sales in a very boring manner.

I agree. I'm not really looking forward to Sony's conference, but they'd have to actually try to be worse than MS'.

I mostly agree. All that Kinnect stuff just sucked a lot of energy out of the MS show. I think the move stuff will have a similar effect on Sony but hopfully they are smart enough to cut back on it. And Nintendo's conferences are always god damn awful. So there really isn't an especially high bar to meet this year.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Purple Filth on June 14, 2010, 04:03:04 PM
Seems Kinect will be $150 according to Gamestop.

Should be interesting when this price is announced.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 04:05:31 PM
talking about games for a second, am I the only one who isn't feeling Gears 3 at all?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 14, 2010, 04:05:40 PM
Sony routinely has the most mundane conferences, but again, there are not really meant for gamers.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: maxy on June 14, 2010, 04:06:51 PM
Sony doesn't have to try...just show bunch of sequels that nobody cares about.

And add Resistance 3 on top :smug

I will be very surprised if anyone shows something new that is not already known and launches this year..for "core gamers" of course

Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: MCD on June 14, 2010, 04:07:36 PM
talking about games for a second, am I the only one who isn't feeling Gears 3 at all?

yes.

shit was awesome.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Purple Filth on June 14, 2010, 04:07:47 PM
talking about games for a second, am I the only one who isn't feeling Gears 3 at all?


Well that lambent berserker was crazy.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 04:08:09 PM
talking about games for a second, am I the only one who isn't feeling Gears 3 at all?


I think Gears is a game that plays better than it videos. Its sort of a visceral experience. That demo wasn't especially exciting but I know that when I actually play it (especially co-op) it will be very intense and exciting to play. I was somebody who didn't play Gears 2 until like months after it came out because I felt I was burned out on gears. But when I actually played it, I thought it was fantastic. I'm sure the same thing will happen here.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Diunx on June 14, 2010, 04:08:46 PM
Was there anything about MGS:R on the conference?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 04:10:53 PM
Was there anything about MGS:R on the conference?

There was a trailer.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 04:11:33 PM
talking about games for a second, am I the only one who isn't feeling Gears 3 at all?


I think Gears is a game that plays better than it videos. Its sort of a visceral experience. That demo wasn't especially exciting but I know that when I actually play it (especially co-op) it will be very intense and exciting to play. I was somebody who didn't play Gears 2 until like months after it came out because I felt I was burned out on gears. But when I actually played it, I thought it was fantastic. I'm sure the same thing will happen here.

I agree with what you're saying but I was pretty pumped for Gears 2 when they demoed it two E3s ago.  I liked the game when it came out too (except the busted multiplayer).

Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Purple Filth on June 14, 2010, 04:12:00 PM
Was there anything about MGS:R on the conference?

Just a video with a cutscene and some gameplay.

Ends with Raiden accurately cutting watermelons  :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Beezy on June 14, 2010, 04:12:23 PM
Was there anything about MGS:R on the conference?

[youtube=560,345]aKU_od-oN8o[/youtube]
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Diunx on June 14, 2010, 04:13:42 PM
:hyper :hyper
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 04:14:00 PM
talking about games for a second, am I the only one who isn't feeling Gears 3 at all?


I'll buy it when it comes out if my friends pick it up, but I don't care about it at all. Sure, it'll be a good game, but cover-based TPS are all 'been there, done that' at this point.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 04:15:05 PM
So I guess Sony got that rumored Hulu deal?

Doubt it.

Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: MCD on June 14, 2010, 04:15:49 PM
talking about games for a second, am I the only one who isn't feeling Gears 3 at all?


I'll buy it when it comes out if my friends pick it up, but I don't care about it at all. Sure, it'll be a good game, but cover-based TPS are all 'been there, done that' at this point.

yet you fapped to vanquish.

typical japatard.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 04:16:24 PM
Seems Kinect will be $150 according to Gamestop.

Should be interesting when this price is announced.

Yeah...

(http://i50.tinypic.com/16kqnuf.jpg)

... No thanks Microsoft.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Bloodwake on June 14, 2010, 04:16:36 PM
Jesus, Kinect.

Other than that, ESPN FTW. Also, I don't know why, but I like the smaller 360 even though it already leaked.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 04:17:50 PM
yet you fapped to vanquish.

typical japatard.

Vanquish looks more like an action game fused with TPS. Score based games :drool
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 04:18:31 PM
i can't wait for gears 3. especially after playing gears 2 with title update 6.

sure it took them a year and a half to get it right but i'm hopeful that epic will use that knowledge and apply it to gears 3.

Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Purple Filth on June 14, 2010, 04:19:10 PM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2gsh2jo.jpg)

Holy crap it became the fat PS3. (Touch sensitive buttons, wifi, internal HDD, glossy finish).


Memory units and the 360 External HDDs are not supported  :(
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 04:19:57 PM
Black Ops - HOT
Gears 3 - HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Reach - HOT
Fable 3 - Um, well neat

DANCE FACTORY - HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would buy Kinect for this

Slim - HOT, but will wait for mine to melt first, or at least a revision to come out. I am not falling for that again
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 04:22:43 PM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2gsh2jo.jpg)

Holy crap it became the fat PS3. (Touch sensitive buttons, wifi, internal HDD, glossy finish).


Memory units and the 360 External HDDs are not supported  :(

you should post this in the thread about the slim 360.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Shurs on June 14, 2010, 04:23:21 PM
Was there anything about MGS:R on the conference?

It was the most interesting title at the press conference.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 04:23:42 PM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2gsh2jo.jpg)

Holy crap it became the fat PS3. (Touch sensitive buttons, wifi, internal HDD, glossy finish).


Memory units and the 360 External HDDs are not supported  :(

Is the power brick internal now?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 04:24:57 PM
Oh right, Metal Gear Rising

More like AFRO SAMURAI 2 :rofl
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 04:25:34 PM
$150 with a game isn't that bad.  It's not that far off from Rock Band and Guitar hero type games.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 04:27:08 PM
ubisofts shovelware fitness game was more interesting then metal gear rising :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Diunx on June 14, 2010, 04:28:23 PM
talking about games for a second, am I the only one who isn't feeling Gears 3 at all?


I'm not feeling it either but I didn't like the other two so whatever.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Purple Filth on June 14, 2010, 04:29:48 PM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2gsh2jo.jpg)

Holy crap it became the fat PS3. (Touch sensitive buttons, wifi, internal HDD, glossy finish).


Memory units and the 360 External HDDs are not supported  :(

Is the power brick internal now?

According to the text on the sheet it looks like its still external but just not as big. Plus its not interchangeable with the old ones.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 04:30:02 PM
Gears 3 is HOT!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 04:30:54 PM
oh man, what if Nintendo reveals Nintendo Dogs for the Wii tomorrow  :rofl
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 04:33:38 PM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2gsh2jo.jpg)

Holy crap it became the fat PS3. (Touch sensitive buttons, wifi, internal HDD, glossy finish).


Memory units and the 360 External HDDs are not supported  :(

Is the power brick internal now?

According to the text on the sheet it looks like its still external but just not as big. Plus its not interchangeable with the old ones.

I see.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 04:35:46 PM
$150 with a game isn't that bad.

Really, $150 for an add-on isn't bad?

You must be a rich fellow.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 04:41:14 PM
$150 with a game isn't that bad.

Really, $150 for an add-on isn't bad?

You must be a rich fellow.


$150 is "rich"? You got a job? Honest question.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 14, 2010, 04:46:25 PM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/aylqps.gif)
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: bud on June 14, 2010, 04:49:50 PM
[img]http://i47.tinypic.com/aylqps.gif[img]

:rofl
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 04:53:17 PM
Dance Factory is so hot. I would buy Kinect for that.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 04:56:12 PM
:usavich :chicken :chicken :chicken :chicken :chicken :chicken :usavich

 :bow :bow :bow :bow jarosh  :bow2  :bow2 :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Jansen on June 14, 2010, 04:56:26 PM
150$ is suicide :hyper

now when it flops MS can get back to focusing on games.

i figure we'll have to suffer another crappy e3 as they desperately try to salvage the debacle but we should be good to go in 2012.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 04:58:11 PM
do we still get the new dash if we dont buy natal?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Beezy on June 14, 2010, 04:59:42 PM
When do we get ESPN?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: magus on June 14, 2010, 04:59:56 PM
i would totaly buy a game that let me dance the chicken dance
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 05:00:13 PM
$150 with a game isn't that bad.

Really, $150 for an add-on isn't bad?

You must be a rich fellow.


wasn't DJ Hero around that price when it launched? I'm just saying, this think is around the same price and has far more applications.  Only if it comes with a solid game.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 14, 2010, 05:08:28 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Shurs on June 14, 2010, 05:09:46 PM
Who is the guy in this image?

(http://i41.tinypic.com/35k34mw.jpg)

Sorry for the derail, it's just that I see him in so many avatars in GAF.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 05:11:49 PM
$150 with a game isn't that bad.

Really, $150 for an add-on isn't bad?

You must be a rich fellow.


$150 is "rich"? You got a job? Honest question.

See the bolded part.

And yes, I am employed. Thanks for asking.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 05:13:06 PM
$150 with a game isn't that bad.

Really, $150 for an add-on isn't bad?

You must be a rich fellow.


wasn't DJ Hero around that price when it launched? I'm just saying, this think is around the same price and has far more applications.  Only if it comes with a solid game.

Yes, but DJ Hero wasn't an add-on for the 360.

If it comes with multiple games, then I can see an argument for that.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Third on June 14, 2010, 05:40:16 PM
I had to work so I've missed the conference.

Were there any megatons?

Don't care for gaynect or X360 slim news.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 05:55:59 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 05:56:27 PM
 :lol :lol

it really does
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Himu on June 14, 2010, 05:56:45 PM
wrong thread
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Bebpo on June 14, 2010, 05:59:17 PM
Late to E3 and just watching all the trailers shown in MS/EA so far and WTF DID THEY DO TO MY HALO :(

I love Halo.  I even loved the ODST SP campaign.  I really like the dramatic sci-fi action style Bungie does campaign storytelling with combined with well designed levels and likable characters.  So then comes this Reach trailer and it's all ACTION ARCADE IN YOUR FACE HALO and there is absolutely nothing subtle or tact about it at all.  Very disappointed :(  I don't play MP Halo, so I'm only in for the campaigns and I'm rethinking my $40 pre-order after watching that trailer.  It looks so phoned in :(
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Bocsius on June 14, 2010, 05:59:35 PM
Read the live blog thing on eurogamer. Lots of stuff on connect? Er, Kinect? OK, seems plausible, given how futbol moms have reacted to Wii.

If this thing teaches a generation of people the Thriller dance, it will be well worth it.

Bebpo, you loved the ODST campaign? Ay carumba.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 14, 2010, 05:59:41 PM
Started today? Fuck what did I miss
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Bocsius on June 14, 2010, 06:03:06 PM
Oh, MS doing the Apple launch of Slim is a step in the right direction. On one hand, I understand the need to build awareness before launching certain products, but a slim model is not one of those instances. Just launch it.

*On that note, Natal could have been held for this year. No need to talk about an add-on that was over a year away (last year).
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: magus on June 14, 2010, 06:03:22 PM
Started today? Fuck what did I miss
1) dudebro fest
2) casualwaggle fest

in short nothing of importance
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 14, 2010, 06:08:52 PM
wow, i didn't care about one thing at this conference. 

guess i'll get a slim 360 way down the line when it's cheaper/has pack-ins
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 14, 2010, 06:10:54 PM
Slim looks great.  Best console yet. 
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 14, 2010, 06:19:30 PM
Quote
Oh, MS doing the Apple launch of Slim is a step in the right direction. On one hand, I understand the need to build awareness before launching certain products, but a slim model is not one of those instances. Just launch it.

not only for building awareness, but for getting feedback too, especially from DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS etc.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: tiesto on June 14, 2010, 06:26:14 PM
Didn't watch it yet (waiting for Gamespot to finish encoding it), but looks like I didn't miss much. Oh boy, another Halo, another Gears, another Fable (though I like the series), and a dancing game... not like I can't go to a club and do that or anything. Was at least hoping for a megaton announcement, i.e. Versus on 360 or another cool exclusive. But nope. Hopefully the Nintendo and Sony show will be more interesting.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Beezy on June 14, 2010, 06:36:54 PM
Started today? Fuck what did I miss
Nothing. You don't play games.

:lol @ jarosh
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Shurs on June 14, 2010, 06:39:48 PM
(http://)
Who is the guy in this image?

(http://i41.tinypic.com/35k34mw.jpg)

Sorry for the derail, it's just that I see him in so many avatars in GAF.

dr who

If that's Dr. Who, who's this asshole?
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e157/diunx/2ahy1vn.gif)
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 06:40:22 PM
I haven't watched anything but that YouTube video of that guy dancing told me everything I need to know.

 :poop
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 06:43:34 PM
Didn't watch it yet (waiting for Gamespot to finish encoding it), but looks like I didn't miss much. Oh boy, another Halo, another Gears, another Fable (though I like the series), and a dancing game... not like I can't go to a club and do that or anything. Was at least hoping for a megaton announcement, i.e. Versus on 360 or another cool exclusive. But nope. Hopefully the Nintendo and Sony show will be more interesting.

All Sony needs to do is show their games running in real-time and they're good.

As for Nintendo, they simply need to show the 3DS and Zelda Wii and they have won e3 2010.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: OptimoPeach on June 14, 2010, 06:46:38 PM
guile theme

[youtube=560,345]iTYtH28esTg[/youtube]

That song is the only thing saving me from punching my monitor. I'm glad I didn't suffer this embarrassment on the live stream
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: E-DuB on June 14, 2010, 06:49:11 PM
guile theme

[youtube=560,345]iTYtH28esTg[/youtube]


Son of a Bitch!!! :lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: pilonv1 on June 14, 2010, 06:57:13 PM
(http://www.vertigogaming.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/launchofdoom.jpg)

:lol Sonic Game
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 07:01:42 PM
(http://)
Who is the guy in this image?

(http://i41.tinypic.com/35k34mw.jpg)

Sorry for the derail, it's just that I see him in so many avatars in GAF.

dr who

If that's Dr. Who, who's this asshole?
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e157/diunx/2ahy1vn.gif)
 

dr who
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 07:02:27 PM
15 games no one in their right fucking mind would want to play at launch

This is making with Wii look good.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 14, 2010, 07:11:20 PM
-3 Casual Fun "Core" Games

:lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 07:11:56 PM
Joyride is a "core" game, right? What the hell are the other two?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 07:12:15 PM
15 games no one in their right fucking mind would want to play at launch

This is making with Wii look good.

Wii doesn't need the failsauce that is Kinect to look 'good'.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 07:12:34 PM
15 titles at launch and not a good game among then. That's a lot of fail. MS better really crank up the marketing or that thing is gonna die real quick.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: magus on June 14, 2010, 07:13:52 PM
15 games no one in their right fucking mind would want to play at launch

This is making with Wii look good.

Wii doesn't need the failsauce that is Kinect to look 'good'.

yea the wii failsauce is more than enough :teehee
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 07:15:22 PM
15 games no one in their right fucking mind would want to play at launch

This is making with Wii look good.

Wii doesn't need the failsauce that is Kinect to look 'good'.

yea the wii failsauce is more than enough :teehee


That's 70 million people consuming delicious failsauce  :D

How many are there for Kinect btw
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 07:16:17 PM
15 titles at launch and not a good game among then. That's a lot of fail. MS better really crank up the marketing or that thing is gonna die real quick.

What's a good Kinect game, Stoney?

That's the problem.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 14, 2010, 07:17:16 PM
Joyride is a "core" game, right? What the hell are the other two?

Sonic and that Konami skateboarding game

or whatever it is
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 07:19:28 PM
15 titles at launch and not a good game among then. That's a lot of fail. MS better really crank up the marketing or that thing is gonna die real quick.

What's a good Kinect game, Stoney?

I'm very sympathetic to Kinect in a general sense. Since its not aimed at us or core gamers I get that I'm not supposed to like most of that stuff. But the problem is they don't have a Wii sports among that group from what I see that's going to change the equation like it did for the Wii. That is what I was looking for. I knew most of it would be shit. But I thought there would be one game among that group that would be the breakthrough to show you why this is something you need to own. They just don't have it. In the back of my mind I thought it would involve Milo or something but apparently that was purely conceptual for them.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 07:21:21 PM
are you seriously quoting sales numbers as an argument towards quality

really, now
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 07:25:06 PM
the more i see about kinect the further away it pushes me from ever considering a purchase

there is a hint of some cool potential but it will never be exploited, it's all minigamez 4ever

will wait for $50 bargain bin for remote control purposes
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 07:26:23 PM
Kinectimals was neat, but you cant jack off the animals.

Dance Factory is amazing. I would love to try that.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: magus on June 14, 2010, 07:26:36 PM
15 games no one in their right fucking mind would want to play at launch

This is making with Wii look good.

Wii doesn't need the failsauce that is Kinect to look 'good'.

yea the wii failsauce is more than enough :teehee


That's 70 million people consuming delicious failsauce  :D

How many are there for Kinect btw

oh good lord it's the old sales argument again,these nfags are all the same,are you going to say "BUT WE GOT SIN & PUNISHMENT 2" the next time someone says nintendo makes the same three games over and over?

15 titles at launch and not a good game among then. That's a lot of fail. MS better really crank up the marketing or that thing is gonna die real quick.

What's a good Kinect game, Stoney?

I'm very sympathetic to Kinect in a general sense. Since its not aimed at us or core gamers I get that I'm not supposed to like most of that stuff. But the problem is they don't have a Wii sports among that group from what I see that's going to change the equation like it did for the Wii. That is what I was looking for. I knew most of it would be shit. But I thought there would be one game among that group that would be the breakthrough to show you why this is something you need to own. They just don't have it. In the back of my mind I thought it would involve Milo or something but apparently that was purely conceptual for them.

i'm symphathetic to kinect and move simply because it promise me,more precise control game,this is so fucking weird and wrong... i bought a wii because i wanted to waggle and now i'm the one with the archer minigame involving button presses while the ps3 is the one enjoying the archer minigame where you actualy have to do the archer motion
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 07:26:59 PM
the more i see about kinect the further away it pushes me from ever considering a purchase

there is a hint of some cool potential but it will never be exploited, it's all minigamez 4ever

will wait for $50 bargain bin for remote control purposes


The talking shit and some of the visual navigation stuff was the only real interesting part of the demo. It wasn't $150 dollars interesting though is the problem.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 07:28:00 PM
are you seriously quoting sales numbers as an argument towards quality

really, now

Seriously.  Wii is overloaded with crapware that's just as bad if not worse than the Kinect bullshit shown.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 07:29:40 PM
Kinectimals was neat, but you cant jack off the animals.

Dance Factory is amazing. I would love to try that.

yeah, but you're young, i can see the appeal in that dance game for the younger crowd

i can clearly see they're never going to do anything that would appeal to me, like an rts, a headtracking flight game, or a tactical combat game
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: MCD on June 14, 2010, 07:35:13 PM
(http://i48.tinypic.com/f099fl.jpg)
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 07:35:36 PM
The only way Kinect was ever going to work was if MS was able to make it available for 60 bucks.  At $150 this thing is going to go right into the pile along with all the other failed videogame add-ons.  This is going to tank.  Tank hard.

At least Move has the potential benefit of possibly being cheaper, but god only knows how well it'll be supported so it's not like I have high hopes for that either.  Both seem like shit.  Just like the Wii.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 07:40:23 PM
for one person, move will be cheaper

for two or more, it'll be way more expensive

but i have to say that of the two sony seems to be taking the safer, smarter route, and they already have a shooter using the move lined up to at least throw a bone at launch to that crowd
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: cool breeze on June 14, 2010, 07:41:54 PM
I don't know if Natal will be a failure or what.  I keep likening it to the other inane products that have sold well despite the high price.  Think about Wii Fit, all the music games, the Wii, etc.

I'm not trying to defend it.  All I'm saying is that people aren't very smart with their money.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 07:43:51 PM
true, and the arcade bundle is a decent enough price i guess

does anyone know if they're revamping the arcade 360s, btw?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: MCD on June 14, 2010, 07:45:10 PM
true, and the arcade bundle is a decent enough price i guess

does anyone know if they're revamping the arcade 360s, btw?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21850649&postcount=710
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Stoney Mason on June 14, 2010, 07:45:15 PM
for one person, move will be cheaper

for two or more, it'll be way more expensive

but i have to say that of the two sony seems to be taking the safer, smarter route, and they already have a shooter using the move lined up to at least throw a bone at launch to that crowd

I think MS feel in love with the notion of a controller less add-on to differentiate themselves but when it came to actually make the games with that technology, they really didn't know how to do it. They are gonna have to use a lot of smoke and mirrors to sell these things.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 07:48:59 PM
true, and the arcade bundle is a decent enough price i guess

does anyone know if they're revamping the arcade 360s, btw?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21850649&postcount=710

huh, thanks

if it's $200 piss on it, the $299 one is a much better bargain
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 07:50:49 PM
for one person, move will be cheaper

for two or more, it'll be way more expensive

but i have to say that of the two sony seems to be taking the safer, smarter route, and they already have a shooter using the move lined up to at least throw a bone at launch to that crowd

I think MS feel in love with the notion of a controller less add-on to differentiate themselves but when it came to actually make the games with that technology, they really didn't know how to do it. They are gonna have to use a lot of smoke and mirrors to sell these things.

yeah, when i watched some of the sports stuff i could really see where you need to feel something solid in your hands for a lot of it
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 07:54:32 PM
So how is the Star Wars Kinect thing gonna work? Do you just move your hands around or can you hold a stick or something like it's a lightsaber?

I like holding onto something.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 07:56:16 PM
Hold onto yer wifes buttplug
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 14, 2010, 07:56:49 PM
Hold onto yer wifes buttplug

Not big enough.  :D
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 14, 2010, 07:57:35 PM
i noticed they did not once mention the scanning of physical objects that was a big part of last year's presentation

i get the feeling when they took out the internal processor all that shit went right out the window
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 14, 2010, 07:58:45 PM
What MS should've done is concentrate on making an actual game that uses both the controller and Kinect in a way that would make their existing user base WANT or at least consider purchasing the add on.  Right now, nothing shown looks even remotely interesting and I'm having a hard time understanding just how they're going to market it to the non-gamer market (i.e. the Wii crowd) that'll make them want to buy one.  To them, it'll look like just another fucking Wii, something they already got.  Why on earth would they want or need this thing?

When that rumor surfaced of Kinect/Natal being 60 bucks, I thought it might've had somewhat of a chance of grabbing a chunk of the market mindshare, but now I've got no hope for Kinect. None. Nada. Zip.

Looks like the only thing MS got partially right this E3 was the redesign, but I still think it's overpriced.   IMO, 5 years later this thing should be retailing for $200.  Their iPod pricing model only goes so far if they really want to expand.

Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: demi on June 14, 2010, 07:59:01 PM
Of course they did. Back then it was "Project Natal" when it was all hype and wow I can paint walls
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 14, 2010, 08:04:42 PM
Thanks for proving my point Magus.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 14, 2010, 09:37:52 PM
Hold onto yer wifes buttplug

:lol
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: pilonv1 on June 15, 2010, 02:12:41 AM
Right now, nothing shown looks even remotely interesting and I'm having a hard time understanding just how they're going to market it to the non-gamer market (i.e. the Wii crowd) that'll make them want to buy one.  To them, it'll look like just another fucking Wii, something they already got.  Why on earth would they want or need this thing?

That's an issue more for Sony I think, since they have the exact same setup but with HD, which Wii owners have already proven they don't care about. At least Microsoft can say "yeah but you don't even need a controller for ours".

Of course it's a moot point since they're both garbage and hopefully die painful deaths.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: iconoclast on June 15, 2010, 03:25:53 AM
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2vl7gq9.gif)

Best gif to come out of E3 so far (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21859436&postcount=173)
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: ManaByte on June 15, 2010, 03:35:54 AM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

I thought Shawn Michaels gifs were banned from GAF?
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: naff on June 15, 2010, 03:36:31 AM
guile theme

:bow best I've seen yet

Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: magus on June 15, 2010, 04:23:24 AM
Thanks for proving my point Magus.
???
your point about what?
i'm confused and now i'm going to walk... away..... slooowwwlllyyy....
(*phew i got away from the madman*)
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 15, 2010, 11:27:18 AM
Right now, nothing shown looks even remotely interesting and I'm having a hard time understanding just how they're going to market it to the non-gamer market (i.e. the Wii crowd) that'll make them want to buy one.  To them, it'll look like just another fucking Wii, something they already got.  Why on earth would they want or need this thing?

That's an issue more for Sony I think, since they have the exact same setup but with HD, which Wii owners have already proven they don't care about. At least Microsoft can say "yeah but you don't even need a controller for ours".

Of course it's a moot point since they're both garbage and hopefully die painful deaths.

Yeah, it's more of a 1:1 thing with Sony's Move and the Wii but really for the non gamer crowd it still won't seem like that much of a difference between Kinect and the Wii either.  I really can't foresee people biting on this....thank god.

The sooner Kinect and Move fail, the better imo.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: tiesto on June 15, 2010, 09:51:23 PM
Finally took a watch to the whole thing... honestly (and I'm surprised I'm even saying this) the COD game at the beginning looks the best. The rest mostly look 'been there done that'. I guess the Kinectimals was kinda cool.
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 16, 2010, 02:49:23 PM
I want the NFL!

Which'll never happen, shitty NFL Network  :'(
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: Brehvolution on June 16, 2010, 03:09:24 PM
 :lol :lol :lol No Time Warner........ SMH!
Title: Re: Microsoft E3 Live Stream
Post by: TripleA on June 16, 2010, 03:11:49 PM
For those of you who are interested in the ESPN deal, there is a fine print.

Quote from: EPSN
"ESPN on Xbox LIVE, providing great content from ESPN3.com and ESPN.com, is only available to Xbox LIVE Gold members. For access to ESPN3.com content, Gold members must receive their Internet connection from an affiliated broadband provider."

http://www.dslreports.com/shownews/ESPNXbox-360-Deal-Less-Sexy-Upon-Closer-Inspection-108912 (http://www.dslreports.com/shownews/ESPNXbox-360-Deal-Less-Sexy-Upon-Closer-Inspection-108912)

Here's a list of the approved affiliates:
http://espn.go.com/espn3/affList (http://espn.go.com/espn3/affList)

It's the same ESPN3 I can access from Firefox?

What a sham  :lol