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abrader

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fictional Nintendo slogans
« on: July 13, 2007, 06:38:30 PM »
Ill kick it off....

Nintendo: The graphics of next generation are the smiling faces of your friends having fun together - Wii and you.


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Re: fictional Nintendo slogans
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2007, 06:52:53 PM »
Ill kick it off....

Nintendo: The graphics of last generation are two gamecubes duck-tapped together - Wii and you.


Ninntendo: wii used to make videogames...

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Re: fictional Nintendo slogans
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 07:36:08 PM »
Nintendo: because growing up is for adults
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Re: fictional Nintendo slogans
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2007, 07:37:39 PM »
Nintendo: Helping you cope with an abusive childhood
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Re: fictional Nintendo slogans
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2007, 08:48:07 PM »
Sony makes games, but Nintendon't
You can't play games on Nintendo
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Re: fictional Nintendo slogans
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2007, 09:10:27 PM »
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Re: fictional Nintendo slogans
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2007, 09:13:43 PM »
Nin-ten-do
It's for breakfast now
Nin-ten-do
Breakfast is also not a game
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Re: fictional Nintendo slogans
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2007, 09:18:26 PM »
Wii Fit: This is what happens when our big franchises come out so early in the console's life cycle.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: fictional Nintendo slogans
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2007, 09:38:02 PM »
nintendo: cater ye too long to the manchildren, and the manchildren cater also to thee
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Re: fictional Nintendo slogans
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2007, 12:52:17 AM »
nintendo: you loved poop in a box as a kid, now you can love it all over again just as you remember it.
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Re: fictional Nintendo slogans
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2007, 01:56:24 AM »
Nintendo:  You'll pretty much buy whatever we make, so why should we try?
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