Author Topic: fictional Nintendo slogans (Read 1943 times)

abrader · « **on:** July 13, 2007, 06:38:30 PM »

Ill kick it off....

Nintendo: The graphics of next generation are the smiling faces of your friends having fun together - Wii and you.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1 on:** July 13, 2007, 06:52:53 PM »

Ill kick it off....

Nintendo: The graphics of last generation are two gamecubes duck-tapped together - Wii and you.

Ninntendo: wii used to make videogames...

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** July 13, 2007, 07:36:08 PM »

Nintendo: because growing up is for adults

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3 on:** July 13, 2007, 07:37:39 PM »

Nintendo: Helping you cope with an abusive childhood

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #4 on:** July 13, 2007, 08:48:07 PM »

Sony makes games, but Nintendon't
You can't play games on Nintendo

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** July 13, 2007, 09:10:27 PM »

lmao Patel

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #6 on:** July 13, 2007, 09:13:43 PM »

Nin-ten-do
It's for breakfast now
Nin-ten-do
Breakfast is also not a game

Yeti · « **Reply #7 on:** July 13, 2007, 09:18:26 PM »

Wii Fit: This is what happens when our big franchises come out so early in the console's life cycle.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** July 13, 2007, 09:38:02 PM »

nintendo: cater ye too long to the manchildren, and the manchildren cater also to thee

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #9 on:** July 14, 2007, 12:52:17 AM »

nintendo: you loved poop in a box as a kid, now you can love it all over again just as you remember it.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #10 on:** July 14, 2007, 01:56:24 AM »

Nintendo: You'll pretty much buy whatever we make, so why should we try?

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