Author Topic: Online dating :( (Read 53479 times)

Tauntaun · « **Reply #180 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:29:12 PM »

Here ya go PD:

[youtube=425,350]BrocojfmMtw[/youtube]

T234 · « **Reply #181 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:38:59 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 03:22:32 PM

Quote from: Bloodwake on January 30, 2008, 03:13:13 PM
I love the internet.

It's a self-esteem booster, that's for sure.

My confidence went from like 10% to 60% after Lila said I was hot on GAF.

I was reading on cajole's wall on facebook and wondering who that was. I was like DAAAAAAAMMMNNN

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #182 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:40:51 PM »

Yeah, one of my real-life buddies' first response to looking at my profile was "Who's Lila?"

Mupepe · « **Reply #183 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:41:34 PM »

You guys are animals.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #184 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:41:53 PM »

MUHAHAHA

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #185 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:42:01 PM »

Right now I'd really like to just grab TVC and tear his ears off his head and eat them

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #186 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:42:27 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 30, 2008, 03:40:51 PM

Yeah, I recently friended one of my real-life buddies. His first response to looking at my profile was "Who's Lila?"

co-sign. I often leave her profile up on the screen when I'm in the computer lab, then go to the bathroom. When I come back people ask who she is; I just chuckle and say "a good friend"

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #187 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:42:51 PM »

"HAHA I'M STRAIGHT"

Mupepe · « **Reply #188 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:43:05 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 03:42:27 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 30, 2008, 03:40:51 PM
Yeah, I recently friended one of my real-life buddies. His first response to looking at my profile was "Who's Lila?"

co-sign. I often leave her profile up on the screen when I'm in the computer lab, then go to the bathroom. When I come back people ask who she is; I just chuckle and say "a good friend"

...that's creepy, PD.

Mupepe · « **Reply #189 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:43:16 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 30, 2008, 03:42:51 PM

"HAHA I'M STRAIGHT"

Bloodwake · « **Reply #190 on:** January 30, 2008, 04:06:50 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 03:42:27 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 30, 2008, 03:40:51 PM
Yeah, I recently friended one of my real-life buddies. His first response to looking at my profile was "Who's Lila?"

co-sign. I often leave her profile up on the screen when I'm in the computer lab, then go to the bathroom. When I come back people ask who she is; I just chuckle and say "a good friend"

link please

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #191 on:** January 30, 2008, 04:07:16 PM »

This will end in tears.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #192 on:** January 30, 2008, 04:21:05 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on January 30, 2008, 04:06:50 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 03:42:27 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 30, 2008, 03:40:51 PM
Yeah, I recently friended one of my real-life buddies. His first response to looking at my profile was "Who's Lila?"

co-sign. I often leave her profile up on the screen when I'm in the computer lab, then go to the bathroom. When I come back people ask who she is; I just chuckle and say "a good friend"

link please

No

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #193 on:** January 30, 2008, 05:03:05 PM »

WTF is this a joke post from you bastards

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so, I'm all new to this-it's just to beat boredom at the office during the cold winter time-but I do see you are more desiring of sex-I could take on a young 20 yr old, I'm being bad, oh well, it doesn't matter I'll never see you-I'm a 37 yr old, blonde, with large breasts, I have an amazing smile, it's the white teeth, I'm so clean, built well, I am very pretty- just don't want to post a pic, not real comfortable with all that yet, this online stuff I'm not sure

Mupepe · « **Reply #194 on:** January 30, 2008, 05:04:25 PM »

sounds good. go for it.

wasn't me

Bloodwake · « **Reply #195 on:** January 30, 2008, 05:42:35 PM »

Wow, so I just hit the jackpot.

I was searching around OKCupid, and BOOM, hot attractive normal weight girl from my fucking hometown only forty miles away. Never seen her in my life.

I sent her a message. It says republican on the profile though. That's not good, but still, I'm curious as to who she is and how they let decent looking girls in to London all of a sudden.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #196 on:** January 30, 2008, 05:47:17 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on January 30, 2008, 05:42:35 PM

Wow, so I just hit the jackpot.

I was searching around OKCupid, and BOOM, hot attractive normal weight girl from my fucking hometown only forty miles away. Never seen her in my life.

I sent her a message. It says republican on the profile though. That's not good, but still, I'm curious as to who she is and how they let decent looking girls in to London all of a sudden.

*high five*

There are plenty of cool republicans; just hope she's not the crazy judgemental type. You're in the south though, so this might be hard :/

T234 · « **Reply #197 on:** January 30, 2008, 05:49:31 PM »

I tell you, you'e lucky to live in a place where you don't have to be packing a lot of pills and shit just to get laid. In Montgomery County, ain't nobody gettin any unless it involves pills, WoW, or Virtua Tennis

demi · « **Reply #198 on:** January 30, 2008, 05:59:11 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 05:03:05 PM

WTF is this a joke post from you bastards

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so, I'm all new to this-it's just to beat boredom at the office during the cold winter time-but I do see you are more desiring of sex-I could take on a young 20 yr old, I'm being bad, oh well, it doesn't matter I'll never see you-I'm a 37 yr old, blonde, with large breasts, I have an amazing smile, it's the white teeth, I'm so clean, built well, I am very pretty- just don't want to post a pic, not real comfortable with all that yet, this online stuff I'm not sure

i'm sorry, i had to, i did it for the lulz

Bloodwake · « **Reply #199 on:** January 30, 2008, 06:11:13 PM »

Quote from: T234 on January 30, 2008, 05:49:31 PM

I tell you, you'e lucky to live in a place where you don't have to be packing a lot of pills and shit just to get laid. In Montgomery County, ain't nobody gettin any unless it involves pills, WoW, or Virtua Tennis

Wow, she messaged back too. So far she's really cool.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #200 on:** January 30, 2008, 06:17:47 PM »

Bloodwake: One of the rules of this thread is that you have to post pics of the person you're pursuing. If you don't want to post her profile fine...but post a pic

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #201 on:** January 30, 2008, 06:20:26 PM »

Maybe I'll participate in a little bit. Currently working on getting my own webspace up and running.

T234 · « **Reply #202 on:** January 30, 2008, 06:23:03 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 30, 2008, 06:20:26 PM

Maybe I'll participate in a little bit. Currently working on getting my own webspace up and running.

You don't need to do all that.

Blizzard has already made you a webspace! It has Veronica Belmont and everything!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #203 on:** January 30, 2008, 06:23:26 PM »

Veronica

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #204 on:** January 30, 2008, 07:00:11 PM »

There are rules of this thread?

this is getting very icky and now I feel like a creep for ever participating.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #205 on:** January 30, 2008, 07:04:57 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 07:00:11 PM

There are rules of this thread?

this is getting very icky and now I feel like a creep for ever participating.

I dont want to be bossy! But please include pics of the girls

bluemax · « **Reply #206 on:** January 30, 2008, 11:27:00 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 07:00:11 PM

There are rules of this thread?

this is getting very icky and now I feel like a creep for ever participating.

I'd participate, if my girlfriend wouldn't get pissed. Such a shame.

TVC15 · « **Reply #207 on:** January 30, 2008, 11:29:56 PM »

Should I do the OKCupid survey/quiz? I'm kind of destined to get some sort of hideous goth for my match.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #208 on:** January 30, 2008, 11:37:34 PM »

Some of the questions are simply outrageous. NO I wouldn't be ok with a spouse who found children sexually attractive WTF

TVC15 · « **Reply #209 on:** January 30, 2008, 11:38:50 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 11:37:34 PM

Some of the questions are simply outrageous. NO I wouldn't be ok with a spouse who found children sexually attractive WTF

What test am I looking for? This is one of those hideous things where there are a zillion quizzes. I bet I get matched up with Abrader.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #210 on:** January 30, 2008, 11:54:19 PM »

Well to be matched with people you've move the mouse over matches, and you'll be given the option to "improve matches." There are hundreds of questions.

Or you can take the quizzes; I just go to other people's pages and look for the quizzes they've taken. Like the slut test (29%) and the Southpark one (Twitch lol)

TVC15 · « **Reply #211 on:** January 30, 2008, 11:57:59 PM »

I can't do this. These questions are distinguished mentally-challenged, and I feel hateful for forcing myself to go through these. Enjoy your meat market.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #212 on:** January 31, 2008, 02:12:22 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 07:04:57 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 30, 2008, 07:00:11 PM
There are rules of this thread?

this is getting very icky and now I feel like a creep for ever participating.

I dont want to be bossy! But please include pics of the girls

abrader · « **Reply #213 on:** January 31, 2008, 02:14:54 AM »

i smell urine

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #214 on:** January 31, 2008, 05:55:53 AM »

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I can't do this. These questions are distinguished mentally-challenged, and I feel hateful for forcing myself to go through these. Enjoy your meat market.

I dunno, I can answer most of them in under two seconds, and the ones I can't I skip. It's addictive, like the chocobo digging minigame from FF9. Or maybe I just lack self-respect.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #215 on:** January 31, 2008, 06:09:21 AM »

you do seem to have no self-respect now that I think about it...

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #216 on:** January 31, 2008, 06:50:31 AM »

fuck off

brawndolicious · « **Reply #217 on:** January 31, 2008, 07:01:37 AM »

no, I think you're a nice guy it's just you get too into the whole internet persona thing sometimes. the way I worded the previous post sounded weird. I dunno, I'm sleepy.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #218 on:** January 31, 2008, 07:02:38 AM »

well you're right about that, I really need to get off this forum and do something productive.

ok, I'll leave right now.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #219 on:** January 31, 2008, 07:06:10 AM »

It's not that you spend too much time here. It's that you're internet persona is too consistent. The nerdy programmer one. Which makes you talking about girls troubles just feel odd.

Eric P · « **Reply #220 on:** January 31, 2008, 08:17:05 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 30, 2008, 11:57:59 PM

I can't do this. These questions are distinguished mentally-challenged, and I feel hateful for forcing myself to go through these. Enjoy your meat market.

a few years ago a mailing list i was on did the okcupid thing enmasse, and we did the main quiz

the quiz is fuck stupid

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Relationships are about Compromise

Yours

Theirs

and other things like that. absolutely mindbogglingly distinguished mentally-challenged

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #221 on:** January 31, 2008, 09:09:29 AM »

most of the questions are reasonable and straightforward and have obvious answers. the ones that aren't/don't, you can skip. they are submitted by users anyway. e.g.

Do you think it is possible for someone to be an Atheist and still have a solid moral framework by which to live?
Yes.
No.

Make this one of my Key Questions.

New! You can tag up to 5 questions as Key Questions. To guarantee good matching, we'll make people who message you answer them. You can review your key questions here.
How would your Ideal Match answer this question?
Yes.
No.
How important is their answer to you?
   Irrelevant
   A little important
   Somewhat important
   Very important
   Mandatory

yes, yes, very important. obvious, easy, on to next question. no muss no fuss.

if I want something difficult to do on the computer I'll load up Coq.

Eric P · « **Reply #222 on:** January 31, 2008, 09:37:49 AM »

and we all know you do love the coq

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #223 on:** January 31, 2008, 09:47:27 AM »

I should really start a Coq thread. Watch it go to 30 pages of innuendo-laced tactical theorem proving

Powerslave · « **Reply #224 on:** January 31, 2008, 09:54:16 AM »

innuendo-laced tactical theorem proving

Gay Boy · « **Reply #225 on:** January 31, 2008, 10:31:55 AM »

This is why EB is awesome. Only here would people be more interested in statistics and the like on a dating site than the actual dating part.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #226 on:** January 31, 2008, 10:41:21 AM »

I've actually still never been on a date. I've tried asking girls out twice in my life, had my offer accepted both times, and got stood up both times.

Mupepe · « **Reply #227 on:** January 31, 2008, 10:43:57 AM »

ouch. did they at least stand you up by calling and saying they couldn't make it? or did they just not show up? ouch

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #228 on:** January 31, 2008, 10:48:08 AM »

just didn't show up. the odd thing is that one of them called me repeatedly during the week to confirm things, then when the day came she suddenly dropped off the planet.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #229 on:** January 31, 2008, 10:58:38 AM »

the other one is at least understandable since we were drunk when I asked her out, and I didn't get her phone number. Anyway, that's part of why I'm not ready to try asking another girl out anytime soon.

Eric P · « **Reply #230 on:** January 31, 2008, 10:59:42 AM »

Quote from: Gay Boy on January 31, 2008, 10:31:55 AM

This is why EB is awesome. Only here would people be more interested in statistics and the like on a dating site than the actual dating part.

stats are awesome

Bloodwake · « **Reply #231 on:** January 31, 2008, 11:57:26 AM »

Don't give up recursivelyenumerable. Sometimes it comes late in life.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #232 on:** January 31, 2008, 03:14:32 PM »

From the ocra

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men...well i like them open minded and honest. down to earth with a good personality and sense of humor becuase i love to laugh. i can be a little quarky sometimes so someone who wont mind my odd sense of humor. i want someone who will like me for me. ya know?

i love writing, photography, drawing, hanging wit friends, listening to music, havin a drink or two, goin bowling, shooting pool, watchin movies, jus havin a good time!!

im willin to do alot of things. i wanna do an adventurous date. i went on ONE date my whole life to a movie. i wanna go on more dates ya know.

Seems like she's hinting at us meeting.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #233 on:** January 31, 2008, 03:19:04 PM »

"i wanna do an adventurous date." = she is a fat slut who will have sex with you on the first date

tiesto · « **Reply #234 on:** January 31, 2008, 03:25:21 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2008, 03:14:32 PM

From the ocra
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men...well i like them open minded and honest. down to earth with a good personality and sense of humor becuase i love to laugh. i can be a little quarky sometimes so someone who wont mind my odd sense of humor. i want someone who will like me for me. ya know?

i love writing, photography, drawing, hanging wit friends, listening to music, havin a drink or two, goin bowling, shooting pool, watchin movies, jus havin a good time!!

im willin to do alot of things. i wanna do an adventurous date. i went on ONE date my whole life to a movie. i wanna go on more dates ya know.

Seems like she's hinting at us meeting.

Do it... go to Dave and Busters or something, grab a few drinks and go shoot pool. I might take this girl I went out with last week there on our second date... my first second date in almost a year

Bloodwake · « **Reply #235 on:** January 31, 2008, 03:58:37 PM »

I have come to the conclusion that this thread exists because we as a forum are collectively depressed about the impending arrival of Valentine's Day, also known as FUCK LIFE day.

Mupepe · « **Reply #236 on:** January 31, 2008, 03:59:53 PM »

...forum? no, sir. NO, SIR. I am pathetic. But don't lump me in with this.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #237 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:03:22 PM »

I have a Valentines date already

T234 · « **Reply #238 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:05:42 PM »

Do what I'm gonna do that day:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

BE EXTREMELY HIGH ALL DAY DUE TO THE DENTIST'S NITROUS OXIDE FUCK YEAH

[close]

Bloodwake · « **Reply #239 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:06:02 PM »

Yeah, I've come to the conclusion I'm pathetic this morning whenever I went on a mass Myspace hunt for this girl. Guess what, I found her.

She has a massive fetish for war. Not even joking. Marine Corps videos all over, plus one of her profile quizzes basically stated if she could visit anywhere in the world, she would go to Iraq with a huge ass machine gun. She also stated that her biggest fear was the destruction of the US Government. LOL

TURN OFF MAXIMUM. For the record, I'm a pacifist. This isn't going to happen, unless it's just like one night drunken sex or something, because she's pretty damn hot and she has decent fashion taste from her Myspace photos. Still, that's slightly creepy, just outright wanting to kill.

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Author Topic: Online dating :( (Read 53479 times)