Author Topic: Online dating :( (Read 53520 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #240 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:07:38 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on January 31, 2008, 04:06:02 PM

Yeah, I've come to the conclusion I'm pathetic this morning whenever I went on a mass Myspace hunt for this girl. Guess what, I found her.

She has a massive fetish for war. Not even joking. Marine Corps videos all over, plus one of her profile quizzes basically stated if she could visit anywhere in the world, she would go to Iraq with a huge ass machine gun. She also stated that her biggest fear was the destruction of the US Government. LOL

TURN OFF MAXIMUM. For the record, I'm a pacifist. This isn't going to happen, unless it's just like one night drunken sex or something, because she's pretty damn hot and she has decent fashion taste from her Myspace photos. Still, that's slightly creepy, just outright wanting to kill.

I'm guessing this isn't the girl who's pick you posted right? That chick looks too gothy to be into war n shit.

Bang her. Tell her you used to be in the navy or something

Bloodwake · « **Reply #241 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:07:49 PM »

I'll probably be hanging out with that same girl I picked up from the airport, watching her squirm because she's indecisive about who she wants to date, and feeling like shit. Actually, I know that's going to happen. She's pretty heavily involved in running the radio show on the 14th, and I'm sure as hell going to be playing music that expresses my frustration/depression/etc because that music just happens to kick ass as well.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #242 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:08:56 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2008, 04:07:38 PM

Quote from: Bloodwake on January 31, 2008, 04:06:02 PM
Yeah, I've come to the conclusion I'm pathetic this morning whenever I went on a mass Myspace hunt for this girl. Guess what, I found her.

She has a massive fetish for war. Not even joking. Marine Corps videos all over, plus one of her profile quizzes basically stated if she could visit anywhere in the world, she would go to Iraq with a huge ass machine gun. She also stated that her biggest fear was the destruction of the US Government. LOL

TURN OFF MAXIMUM. For the record, I'm a pacifist. This isn't going to happen, unless it's just like one night drunken sex or something, because she's pretty damn hot and she has decent fashion taste from her Myspace photos. Still, that's slightly creepy, just outright wanting to kill.

I'm guessing this isn't the girl who's pick you posted right? That chick looks too gothy to be into war n shit.

Bang her. Tell her you used to be in the navy or something

Nope, that's her. Surprised the fuck out of me. Her other pictures are slightly less gothy and more like an indie rock type. She used to be bleach blonde too.

Eric P · « **Reply #243 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:09:23 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on January 31, 2008, 04:07:49 PM

I'll probably be hanging out with that same girl I picked up from the airport, watching her squirm

oh yeah?

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because she's indecisive about who she wants to date,

oh

T234 · « **Reply #244 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:09:30 PM »

I'd fuck her. I would just have a good friend in the closet with a baseball bat

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #245 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:17:09 PM »

Holy shit she doesn't look like the war porn type.

And dude, forget that airport girl! She's not that good looking anyway (but then again you seem to have a short hair fetish), and if she can't see you're an awesome guy who deserves respect...fagataboutit.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #246 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:22:37 PM »

You're not seriously considering her are you?

T234 · « **Reply #247 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:27:28 PM »

Between the war porn girl and the airport girl (who I have met in person), I couldn't really decide.

T234 · « **Reply #248 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:28:22 PM »

Welcome to evilbore.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #249 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:29:59 PM »

Quote from: T234 on January 31, 2008, 04:28:22 PM

Welcome to evilbore.

Thanks

I'm not liking my pathetic post count.

T234 · « **Reply #250 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:31:51 PM »

It grows. Just takes time. This place is full of expert forum posters.

demi · « **Reply #251 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:31:55 PM »

aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM box

Bloodwake · « **Reply #252 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:33:34 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2008, 04:17:09 PM

Holy shit she doesn't look like the war porn type.

And dude, forget that airport girl! She's not that good looking anyway (but then again you seem to have a short hair fetish), and if she can't see you're an awesome guy who deserves respect...fagataboutit.

I don't have a short hair fetish, she looks ridiculously pretty with long hair. I don't know, we just have a lot in common and I enjoy being around her. I'm glad she's a friend of mine so I can spaz out about how shitty our college/country is.

She also has very, very nice boobs from what I could feel of them

Mupepe · « **Reply #253 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:36:31 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 31, 2008, 04:31:55 PM

aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM box

I thought you were gay. you really need to make up your mind or else I'm not buying you a bear for Christmas, chubs.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #254 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:37:58 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 04:22:37 PM

You're not seriously considering her are you?

Nope. I'd have to drive over there; no thanks. But I must admit...if I did it I'd be an internet legend...

And welcome to my humble abode

demi · « **Reply #255 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:38:17 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 31, 2008, 04:36:31 PM

Quote from: demi on January 31, 2008, 04:31:55 PM
aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM box
I thought you were gay. you really need to make up your mind or else I'm not buying you a bear for Christmas, chubs.

i'm not gay, i just like getting my cock sucked

T234 · « **Reply #256 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:39:26 PM »

Demi, I'm pretty sure this ain't another female synbios joke character.

Bloodwake, if you think your college is bad, take a trip through mine.

demi · « **Reply #257 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:40:29 PM »

Quote from: T234 on January 31, 2008, 04:39:26 PM

Demi, I'm pretty sure this ain't another female synbios joke character.

and that exempts her how? she knows the rules.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #258 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:41:32 PM »

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Thanks Grin

I'm not liking my pathetic post count.

You're not starting out on the right foot. You need to be surlier and more combative.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #259 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:41:45 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 31, 2008, 04:31:55 PM

aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM box

I want to see yours first.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2008, 04:37:58 PM

Quote from: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 04:22:37 PM
You're not seriously considering her are you?

Nope. I'd have to drive over there; no thanks. But I must admit...if I did it I'd be an internet legend...

And welcome to my humble abode

Internet legend status is just not worth it, if that was your first time your perceptions of sex would be permanently skewed and you'd be scarred for life from that experience and so many other things I could mention!

Although I must admit it'd make a good read. However being the kind and compassionate person that I am, I'd rather warn you

abrader · « **Reply #260 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:44:39 PM »

POST PIX NOW.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #261 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:45:26 PM »

Yeah I definitely agree with you. I'm not going to do it. I can get someone better no doubt

And thank you for the kind words for my pic. My confidence went through the roof

demi · « **Reply #262 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:45:57 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 04:41:45 PM

Quote from: demi on January 31, 2008, 04:31:55 PM
aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM box

I want to see yours first.

my pics or my vag?

abrader · « **Reply #263 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:46:46 PM »

oh so she boosts your ego - but me a guy who use to work in the fashion industry and even did runway work compliments you and it means nothing?

:/

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #264 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:46:55 PM »

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However being the kind and compassionate person that I am

surly! combative!

I'm never going to get what I want am I?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #265 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:49:01 PM »

Quote from: abrader on January 31, 2008, 04:46:46 PM

oh so she boosts your ego - but me a guy who use to work in the fashion industry and even did runway work compliments you and it means nothing?

:/

What did you say about my pic, I forgot...

:/

elektrikluv · « **Reply #266 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:52:00 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 31, 2008, 04:45:57 PM

Quote from: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 04:41:45 PM
Quote from: demi on January 31, 2008, 04:31:55 PM
aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM box

I want to see yours first.

my pics or my vag?

your vag duh

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2008, 04:45:26 PM

Yeah I definitely agree with you. I'm not going to do it. I can get someone better no doubt

And thank you for the kind words for my pic. My confidence went through the roof

abrader · « **Reply #267 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:52:56 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 04:52:00 PM

Quote from: demi on January 31, 2008, 04:45:57 PM
Quote from: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 04:41:45 PM
Quote from: demi on January 31, 2008, 04:31:55 PM
aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM box

I want to see yours first.

my pics or my vag?

your vag duh

Kimber - can we see yours first?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #268 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:54:03 PM »

(this is a prime opportunity to be combative to the max. don't let it slip!)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #269 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:57:32 PM »

She posts on GAF guys, and is very good looking. But she's taken so NO DICE

demi · « **Reply #270 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:58:31 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 04:52:00 PM

Quote from: demi on January 31, 2008, 04:45:57 PM
Quote from: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 04:41:45 PM
Quote from: demi on January 31, 2008, 04:31:55 PM
aren't you a chick? you know the deal. pics in the public thread, vag in my PM box

I want to see yours first.

my pics or my vag?

your vag duh

NSFW*infinity

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http://i31.tinypic.com/ml33b6.jpg

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You next, sweetie

tiesto · « **Reply #271 on:** January 31, 2008, 04:59:42 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 04:29:59 PM

Quote from: T234 on January 31, 2008, 04:28:22 PM
Welcome to evilbore.

Thanks

I'm not liking my pathetic post count.

You should get Yixian over here too...

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #272 on:** January 31, 2008, 05:00:25 PM »

omg yixian <3

marxism <3

abrader · « **Reply #273 on:** January 31, 2008, 05:00:44 PM »

yeah this board has way more hotties than GAF.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #274 on:** January 31, 2008, 05:15:12 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2008, 04:57:32 PM

She posts on GAF guys, and is very good looking. But she's taken so NO DICE

Aww thank you

And demi, I lied when I said I'd go after you, I just wanted to see you in your hot naked glory.

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You should get Yixian over here too...

I'll tell him he was requested haha

T234 · « **Reply #275 on:** January 31, 2008, 05:24:32 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2008, 04:57:32 PM

She posts on GAF guys, and is very good looking. But she's taken so NO DICE

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@Elektrikluv: Do you have any sisters who would date a maniac sega fanboy with an serious addiction to orange Tic-Tacs?

demi · « **Reply #276 on:** January 31, 2008, 05:31:14 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 05:15:12 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 31, 2008, 04:57:32 PM
She posts on GAF guys, and is very good looking. But she's taken so NO DICE

Aww thank you

And demi, I lied when I said I'd go after you, I just wanted to see you in your hot naked glory.

Would you hit this?

elektrikluv · « **Reply #277 on:** January 31, 2008, 05:38:46 PM »

Sisters aside, orange tic-tacs are fucking brilliant!

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I do but she's 12, sorry $:-\$

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And besides the fact that that third arm looks like it could come in handy, no I wouldn't...

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #278 on:** January 31, 2008, 05:42:12 PM »

demi you should post your actual pic,I'm pretty sure she'll go for you.

T234 · « **Reply #279 on:** January 31, 2008, 05:45:01 PM »

Oh well, time to keep looking.

demi · « **Reply #280 on:** January 31, 2008, 05:45:46 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 05:38:46 PM

Sisters aside, orange tic-tacs are fucking brilliant!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I do but she's 12, sorry $:-\$
[close]

And besides the fact that that third arm looks like it could come in handy, no I wouldn't...

Horrible taste in men confirmed - do you bite rug?

elektrikluv · « **Reply #281 on:** January 31, 2008, 05:55:06 PM »

Who do you think I am?

T234 · « **Reply #282 on:** January 31, 2008, 05:59:18 PM »

demi, demi, demi, can't you see
sometimes your words just hypnotize me
and I just love your flashy ways-a

demi · « **Reply #283 on:** January 31, 2008, 06:05:56 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 05:55:06 PM

Who do you think I am?

I don't really know who you are

elektrikluv · « **Reply #284 on:** January 31, 2008, 06:16:15 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 31, 2008, 06:05:56 PM

Quote from: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 05:55:06 PM
Who do you think I am?

I don't really know who you are

Its all love then

demi · « **Reply #285 on:** January 31, 2008, 06:20:50 PM »

Does that love include muff diving?

elektrikluv · « **Reply #286 on:** January 31, 2008, 06:41:46 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 31, 2008, 06:20:50 PM

Does that love include muff diving?

Only if its yours

abrader · « **Reply #287 on:** January 31, 2008, 06:45:13 PM »

Wow this turned into the fucking Summer of LOVE 2008.

Powerslave · « **Reply #288 on:** January 31, 2008, 06:48:20 PM »

elektrikluuuuv

demi · « **Reply #289 on:** January 31, 2008, 08:40:28 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 06:41:46 PM

Quote from: demi on January 31, 2008, 06:20:50 PM
Does that love include muff diving?

Only if its yours

Depending on how hot you actually are, I could get used to this

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #290 on:** January 31, 2008, 10:51:44 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on January 31, 2008, 04:29:59 PM

I'm not liking my pathetic post count.

Thats totally backwards :'(

TVC15 · « **Reply #291 on:** January 31, 2008, 11:17:55 PM »

recursivelyenumerable, i will go on a date with you. Caveats being that I'm on mushrooms during basically all of my free time and I throw up a lot. You up for it?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #292 on:** January 31, 2008, 11:20:07 PM »

Hurry up and answer some match questions. I want to see how (in)compatible I am with you

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #293 on:** January 31, 2008, 11:41:18 PM »

Wait, was that just a random naked chick in the middle of this page?

And PD, wtf with the HOT OR NOT invite. Fuck that.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #294 on:** January 31, 2008, 11:43:54 PM »

I don't know...I was just scanning through the page and I see NSFW and then a hot naked chick and I want to know if there's some context.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #295 on:** February 01, 2008, 01:20:48 AM »

Sorry, i'm too lazy to go back, but is this really a girl? Looks like a guy in drag, though convincing enough.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #296 on:** February 01, 2008, 01:22:44 AM »

aoi tsuki do you still have a pic of the cheeseburger that contacted you?

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #297 on:** February 01, 2008, 01:30:57 AM »

i deleted them off of my hard drive, but here's the thread i posted them in:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=183207 (NSFW)

drew · « **Reply #298 on:** February 01, 2008, 01:33:48 AM »

It likes Justice and Uffie, he/she can't be that bad, right?

...right?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #299 on:** February 01, 2008, 01:34:18 AM »

And oh yeah, FUCK YIXIAN.

elektrikluv :'(

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Author Topic: Online dating :( (Read 53520 times)