Author Topic: Online dating :( (Read 54054 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #300 on:** February 01, 2008, 06:36:38 AM »

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Looks like a guy in drag, though convincing enough.

She's supposed to be a girl in drag. She's wearing a wig and stuff. I dunno, maybe she is a guy, most of the girls I like are androgynous-looking anyway.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #301 on:** February 02, 2008, 05:57:39 AM »

People on GAF are now accusing me of being yixian's 2nd account, wtf is that all about??

demi · « **Reply #302 on:** February 02, 2008, 06:10:24 AM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 02, 2008, 05:57:39 AM

People on GAF are now accusing me of being yixian's 2nd account, wtf is that all about??

I don't know, you should probably show your vag or something on the quickness

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #303 on:** February 02, 2008, 06:14:28 AM »

What demi said

elektrikluv · « **Reply #304 on:** February 02, 2008, 06:18:24 AM »

why do men think vaginas can save the world?

demi · « **Reply #305 on:** February 02, 2008, 06:20:04 AM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 02, 2008, 06:18:24 AM

why do men think vaginas can save the world?

Are all women this selfish?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #306 on:** February 02, 2008, 06:21:52 AM »

Boobs would suffice as well.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #307 on:** February 02, 2008, 06:27:09 AM »

what

the

fuck

BAN THIS FILTH

elektrikluv · « **Reply #308 on:** February 02, 2008, 06:28:06 AM »

I just meant that your response would imply you thought they were the answer to everything, didn't mean to be selfish

And WTF at the picture lmao

demi · « **Reply #309 on:** February 02, 2008, 06:30:16 AM »

No you didn't, alteran

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 02, 2008, 06:28:06 AM

I just meant that your response would imply you thought they were the answer to everything, didn't mean to be selfish

You're right, I could do just as well with a hole in the ground, but that's not as interesting to look at.

Ichirou · « **Reply #310 on:** February 02, 2008, 07:16:59 AM »

SYNBIOS IS BAAAAAAAAACK

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #311 on:** February 02, 2008, 09:13:38 AM »

What happened?

Powerslave · « **Reply #312 on:** February 02, 2008, 09:51:52 AM »

come on guys don't scare her away she's a good gal

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #313 on:** February 02, 2008, 12:21:34 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on February 02, 2008, 09:51:52 AM

come on guys don't scare her away she's a good gal

qft

Jeez

Her posts are rather different from yixian's

cloudwalking · « **Reply #314 on:** February 02, 2008, 12:29:07 PM »

she is not yixian

here, and at gaf, you guys treat any new women as scapegoats!

elektrikluv · « **Reply #315 on:** February 02, 2008, 12:38:52 PM »

Also its pretty evident from my Facebook $:-\$

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #316 on:** February 02, 2008, 01:06:20 PM »

Yeah, based on some cursory Googlestalking it's unlikely she's anyone else.

tiesto · « **Reply #317 on:** February 02, 2008, 01:26:30 PM »

Back on topic a bit... second date went off without a hitch. Even ended in a kiss on the lips... she seemed to be digging my latest electrohouse mix too.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #318 on:** February 02, 2008, 01:51:12 PM »

I have proven to cloudwalking that I am not him either

Mupepe · « **Reply #319 on:** February 02, 2008, 02:04:08 PM »

I invited her!

She's not synbios

abrader · « **Reply #320 on:** February 02, 2008, 02:23:12 PM »

I thought synbios went to japan?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #321 on:** February 02, 2008, 02:47:31 PM »

She's not a joke character; she posts on GAF and we're friends on Facebook. wtf @ all this synbios talk

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #322 on:** February 02, 2008, 03:02:47 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2008, 02:47:31 PM

She's not a joke character; she posts on GAF and we're friends on Facebook. wtf @ all this synbios talk

The posts were deleted.

demi · « **Reply #323 on:** February 02, 2008, 03:21:18 PM »

Less chat more vag

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #324 on:** February 02, 2008, 03:48:33 PM »

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It is far but so what, life is an adventure and man, I didn't ask you to come to me - maybe I would venture there. Ok, about the picture, I will work on that - I just never was into all of this, it wasn't something that captured my interest. I am more about human contact, you know face to face interaction. I am having issues with putting myself out there for everyone to see and read. It is hard for me to let others in and this really lets people in - anyone can view it. It does kind of scare me this whole online thing so, there you know just a little more of me. Let me just say this, you will be pleasnatly surprised - the Lord did bless me with beauty and intelligence. My name is Brandi.

I think it's Demi

Bloodwake · « **Reply #325 on:** February 02, 2008, 04:02:55 PM »

So yeah, War Porn girl never messaged me back. Evidently she did the same thing and looked up my Myspace page to see how liberal I was. When she found out I was basically a socialist and I'm as antiwar as you could get, she probably backed off.

Back to searching OKCupid for local girls.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #326 on:** February 02, 2008, 04:07:27 PM »

And, this is amusing: just found an old profile for Airport Girl on the fucking OKCupid.

God, I'm just going to try to hack my router so I can do the radio test for the rest of the day. Shit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #327 on:** February 02, 2008, 04:26:05 PM »

Was she just looking for friends or something else? $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #328 on:** February 02, 2008, 05:14:54 PM »

Cheebo86 (4:05:54 PM): my mom just came in to give me something
Cheebo86 (4:06:00 PM): and asked why I was on a site called ok cupid
Cheebo86 (4:06:07 PM): looking at a guys profile
Cheebo86 (4:06:09 PM):
Cheebo86 (4:06:17 PM): she laughed and walked out
Cheebo86 (4:06:42 PM): OH! I am at home I can check hot or not
MichelleCheebo87 (4:06:56 PM): hahahahahahha

Bloodwake · « **Reply #329 on:** February 02, 2008, 05:15:39 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2008, 04:26:05 PM

Was she just looking for friends or something else? $:-\$

Well she hadn't logged in since June, so it doesn't really matter.

Honestly, me and Airport Girl are just going to be friends. Friends for a long long time. And that's fine, because I can get really, really drunk at her apartment.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #330 on:** February 02, 2008, 10:19:59 PM »

Verboten rejected me agian! :'(

I can't take it

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #331 on:** February 02, 2008, 10:23:02 PM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on February 02, 2008, 10:19:59 PM

Verboten rejected me agian! :'(

I can't take it (Image removed from quote.)

wtf she has a facebook? I doubt she has pics up

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #332 on:** February 02, 2008, 10:24:57 PM »

Poor Junpei. Veronica accepted me.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #333 on:** February 02, 2008, 10:44:21 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2008, 05:14:54 PM

Cheebo86 (4:05:54 PM): my mom just came in to give me something
Cheebo86 (4:06:00 PM): and asked why I was on a site called ok cupid
Cheebo86 (4:06:07 PM): looking at a guys profile
Cheebo86 (4:06:09 PM):
Cheebo86 (4:06:17 PM): she laughed and walked out
Cheebo86 (4:06:42 PM): OH! I am at home I can check hot or not
MichelleCheebo87 (4:06:56 PM): hahahahahahha

Also I would just like to say I have a date tomorrow. Suckers!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I bet she just wants to be friends, or has a boyfriend, or is secretly a man, or really hates me and just wants to hurt me.

[close]

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #334 on:** February 02, 2008, 11:18:31 PM »

Goodluck FatherMike.

I doubt I'll ever meet someone that I have so much in common with ever again...

WHY HAS SHE FORSAKEN ME!? :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #335 on:** February 04, 2008, 10:33:09 PM »

I'm trying to think of a good message to send to the hot black chick. I don't want to sound stalky or desperate. She's 23 so I doubt we'd date, but there's a chance...

We could at least be e-friends

tiesto · « **Reply #336 on:** February 04, 2008, 11:58:32 PM »

Already got date #3 lined up, this girl is definitely digging me, let's hope it continues going this smoothly. I also had some 37 year old emailing me on Match... can you say COUGAR? And an Asian girl from Queens emailing me, which is a first... I like Asian girls but never been on a date with a non white girl.

Mupepe · « **Reply #337 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:14:40 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on February 04, 2008, 11:58:32 PM

Already got date #3 lined up, this girl is definitely digging me, let's hope it continues going this smoothly. I also had some 37 year old emailing me on Match... can you say COUGAR? And an Asian girl from Queens emailing me, which is a first... I like Asian girls but never been on a date with a non white girl.

... wtf, man?

you're missing like most of the fun

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #338 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:33:53 AM »

I read the first 3 pages and then got bored. did peedee get is pee stick wet or what?

FatalT · « **Reply #339 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:34:28 AM »

What site are we all making profiles on? Match or OKCupid?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #340 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:45:45 AM »

People like Yixian?

Holy shit, you learn something new every day.

tiesto · « **Reply #341 on:** February 05, 2008, 09:19:15 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 05, 2008, 12:14:40 AM

Quote from: tiesto on February 04, 2008, 11:58:32 PM
Already got date #3 lined up, this girl is definitely digging me, let's hope it continues going this smoothly. I also had some 37 year old emailing me on Match... can you say COUGAR? And an Asian girl from Queens emailing me, which is a first... I like Asian girls but never been on a date with a non white girl.
... wtf, man? you're missing like most of the fun

Believe me, it's not for lack of trying!

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #342 on:** February 05, 2008, 09:40:52 AM »

Quote from: FatalT on February 05, 2008, 12:34:28 AM

What site are we all making profiles on? Match or OKCupid?

I think it's OKCupid and/or GoFish.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #343 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:14:57 PM »

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I will send you one [a pic] - I do understand that you want to see who you are interacting with- I am very busy, I work 40+ hours a week, attend several meetings, involved with the community and service work, and I have been doing a great deal of work on myself not physically but in the spiritual, emotional realm. I love to snow ski, movies (all except satanic), laughing, talking, playing board games, dancing, listening to music (all except country), working out, anything that involves the outdoors, shopping, looking pretty, reading, working my career, sometimes I isolate, sometimes I want to be in a crowd,- I have 16+ years of higher education-I do want to start attending classes again, for what I am not sure- I was sidetracked for awhile, learning life lessons, some of them hard, but I am on a path now that I apprecitate-much gratitude. GRACE. I must admit when I first came to this I was having purely sexual thoughts, you appeared, and I thought, um, a 20 year old young man-take from there.

What the hell

She wants to drive like 300 miles to have sex with me? Something is wrong

Eric P · « **Reply #344 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:17:07 PM »

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movies (all except satanic)

how many proSatan movies can there really be?

imean beyond Anton La Vey's documentary "So You've Decided to Be a Satanist"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #345 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:18:45 PM »

She wants to drive 300 miles to have sex with me, but doesn't watch satanic movies. Why can't all religious people be like this?

elektrikluv · « **Reply #346 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:23:53 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on February 05, 2008, 12:45:45 AM

People like Yixian?

Holy shit, you learn something new every day.

What about him? :p

Mupepe · « **Reply #347 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:24:45 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2008, 12:18:45 PM

She wants to drive 300 miles to have sex with me, but doesn't watch satanic movies. Why can't all religious people be like this?

because not all women have a penis

APF · « **Reply #348 on:** February 05, 2008, 01:28:29 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2008, 12:14:57 PM

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I will send you one [a pic] - I do understand that you want to see who you are interacting with- I am very busy, I work 40+ hours a week, attend several meetings, involved with the community and service work, and I have been doing a great deal of work on myself not physically but in the spiritual, emotional realm. I love to snow ski, movies (all except satanic), laughing, talking, playing board games, dancing, listening to music (all except country), working out, anything that involves the outdoors, shopping, looking pretty, reading, working my career, sometimes I isolate, sometimes I want to be in a crowd,- I have 16+ years of higher education-I do want to start attending classes again, for what I am not sure- I was sidetracked for awhile, learning life lessons, some of them hard, but I am on a path now that I apprecitate-much gratitude. GRACE. I must admit when I first came to this I was having purely sexual thoughts, you appeared, and I thought, um, a 20 year old young man-take from there.

What the hell

She wants to drive like 300 miles to have sex with me? Something is wrong

I would run so far away from that it's not funny.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #349 on:** February 05, 2008, 01:33:02 PM »

There's no way I'm giving her any information. I'll play the game a bit longer and see where it goes - but I'm not gonna send her my address and go buy some condoms

FatalT · « **Reply #350 on:** February 05, 2008, 03:25:20 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 05, 2008, 12:24:45 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2008, 12:18:45 PM
She wants to drive 300 miles to have sex with me, but doesn't watch satanic movies. Why can't all religious people be like this?
because not all women have a penis

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHA

brawndolicious · « **Reply #351 on:** February 05, 2008, 03:35:41 PM »

he'll fuck you bareback anyways PD.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #352 on:** February 05, 2008, 05:00:29 PM »

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I work for an International Organization, I do the accounting, apprenticeship, work with the membership,- I actually work for my Father. So, at times it can be "fun", joking. Yes, I am quite political, but, yet I am anti-establishment, FIGHT THE POWER. I am for the people, the real people-working people, people that aren't given a chance or opportunity, the single mothers', men, women, and children that are looked over,the people suffering with afflictions whether they be physical, emotional, or spiritual, I am for the children, education for all, world peace, love, hope, prosperity and abundance for all. I used to try to save everyone-I can only save myself, but I believe in the power of Love-it can change things.
So, when is your birthday? You are an aquarius. This is going to be a good month and year for you! Have fun and enjoy the fruits.

Yeah...she sounds crazy assuming this isn't someone from HERE, playing a cruel joke

demi · « **Reply #353 on:** February 05, 2008, 05:01:46 PM »

I have no idea what you are talking about.

Mupepe · « **Reply #354 on:** February 05, 2008, 05:09:02 PM »

hahahahaha

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #355 on:** February 05, 2008, 07:37:54 PM »

Quote from: elektrikluv on February 05, 2008, 12:23:53 PM

Quote from: The Experiment on February 05, 2008, 12:45:45 AM
People like Yixian?

Holy shit, you learn something new every day.

What about him? :p

He's a cigarillo?

demi · « **Reply #356 on:** February 05, 2008, 07:40:29 PM »

Who is Yixian and Elektrikluv? I'm out of the loop on these people. Quick sentence (or two if you are feeling bored) summary on why I should care?

Elektrikluv has a vag, is she worthy of beating my dick to?

Mupepe · « **Reply #357 on:** February 05, 2008, 07:41:13 PM »

elektrikluv is cool. Yixian is someone from GAF. All I know

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #358 on:** February 05, 2008, 07:51:03 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 05, 2008, 07:40:29 PM

Who is Yixian and Elektrikluv? I'm out of the loop on these people. Quick sentence (or two if you are feeling bored) summary on why I should care?

Elektrikluv has a vag, is she worthy of beating my dick to?

Both post on GAF, they're a cute couple.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #359 on:** February 05, 2008, 07:51:22 PM »

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