some make a new group called "Not an Icon" and add ichi to it
he's not good enough, smart enough, or cool enough to be an icon
we have our own board, where we organize amazing adventures in willco's flying confabulation (we went to the moon and maf punched out a moon dwarf and made him tell us his moon secrets), and tvc has a sticky thread dedicated to the finest of cheeseburger porn
we often talk about ichi and laugh into our gloved hands at his hysterically lowbrow theatrics, and we likewise chide patel for egging him on so: "ha, good patel, why did you not romance the poor lad before thus partaking of his boy-cleft?" we guffaw in smug, sadistic delight. then demi coughs, and we wonder: does he approve?
we conspire, often into the late hours, to diminish all opinions on this forum but our own, so afraid are we that someone might contradict our groupthink. we plan countless vectors against the forces who might slight the xbox 360, or praise juno, or suggest that smash brothers is anything other than the infantilism of the plebes digitized and waggle-supplimented. post after post is made in this effort, and hands are wrung, and nervous tittering fear leaks through with every new missive. how will they question us next? will my purchase of mana-khemia be discovered? what is the demi factor??
the aristocracy of the Icons is not easily maintained :'(