Author Topic: I just joined OKCupid... (Read 15048 times)

pilonv1 · « **Reply #60 on:** May 05, 2008, 01:01:16 AM »

that's a very good comparison.

my profile hit level 72 last night.

Raban · « **Reply #61 on:** May 05, 2008, 02:25:49 AM »

I love fat bitches.

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EDIT: That's it, I'm joining the game, I'm gonna make an OKCupid.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #62 on:** May 05, 2008, 02:53:44 AM »

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whats the definition of short by the way?

I'm perfect at 5'10.5", so there's your answer. Anything less is too short, anything more is too tall.

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oh god I wish I were 6'

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Raban · « **Reply #63 on:** May 05, 2008, 03:05:33 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on May 05, 2008, 02:53:44 AM

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whats the definition of short by the way?

I'm perfect at 5'10.5", so there's your answer. Anything less is too short, anything more is too tall.
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oh god I wish I were 6'
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It's not that great.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #64 on:** May 05, 2008, 03:43:03 AM »

Recursive was right, lots of girls look but none send messages. I've found a few that have piqued my interest and I'll write one of them a message. One of them is a short cutie thats holding a Wiimote but she has a tattoo of Super Mario. on her arm.

I did get a message from one girl but she looks like my younger cousin and that freaks me out.

demi · « **Reply #65 on:** May 05, 2008, 03:49:03 AM »

Quote from: Raban on May 05, 2008, 02:25:49 AM

I love fat bitches.

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EDIT: That's it, I'm joining the game, I'm gonna make an OKCupid.

that's a photoshop

pilonv1 · « **Reply #66 on:** May 05, 2008, 04:01:22 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 05, 2008, 03:43:03 AM

Recursive was right, lots of girls look but none send messages.

Yeah it reminds me of grinding for Essance of Air in Silithus before the put some content in that zone

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #67 on:** May 05, 2008, 04:04:26 AM »

Speaking of Grinding, I've been grinding those Match % Questions. Got some totally cool Personality Awards that other people can base my personality off of. That or just look at my pics and f' the personality shit!

pilonv1 · « **Reply #68 on:** May 05, 2008, 04:13:41 AM »

i was grinding them and somehow got "less indie". what a shitty drop

FatalT · « **Reply #69 on:** May 05, 2008, 08:33:51 AM »

I joined after reading all of your comments about it.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #70 on:** May 05, 2008, 09:17:19 AM »

wow unsolicited message, good day!

Eric P · « **Reply #71 on:** May 05, 2008, 09:39:10 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 05, 2008, 12:52:25 AM

I don't know what the means. Pictures?

the guy in the back is my Follower. He carries my standard into battle and thus gives bonuses to the entire party.

FatalT · « **Reply #72 on:** May 05, 2008, 09:52:25 AM »

I'm impressed by the people less than 10 miles from me. Out of the 2-3 pages of them, not 1 is disgustingly ugly.

Robo · « **Reply #73 on:** May 05, 2008, 10:54:04 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on May 05, 2008, 09:39:10 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 05, 2008, 12:52:25 AM
I don't know what the means. Pictures?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ericprva/matheson.jpg

the guy in the back is my Follower. He carries my standard into battle and thus gives bonuses to the entire party.

Raban · « **Reply #74 on:** May 05, 2008, 11:27:18 AM »

Quote from: demi on May 05, 2008, 03:49:03 AM

Quote from: Raban on May 05, 2008, 02:25:49 AM
I love fat bitches.

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EDIT: That's it, I'm joining the game, I'm gonna make an OKCupid.

that's a photoshop

It isn't, she's an actual porn model. I have videos of her. Nice try though.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #75 on:** May 05, 2008, 11:28:05 AM »

I always wanted to be a standard bearer.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #76 on:** May 05, 2008, 09:11:56 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on May 05, 2008, 09:17:19 AM

wow unsolicited message, good day!

turns out it was from a "seeing someone"

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #77 on:** May 06, 2008, 01:51:24 AM »

Who's the joker?

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Do you subscribe to/believe in the philosophies of Ayn Rand?

Yes

Absolutely not

I don't care about her philosophies

I don't know what you're talking about

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #78 on:** May 06, 2008, 10:59:08 AM »

tiesto · « **Reply #79 on:** May 06, 2008, 11:55:58 PM »

Found this in my mailbox today:

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Let me know what you are interested in....I'm engaged...but am looking for a friends with benefit kind of thing...no strings attached/no drama...let me know what you think...I can send you more pics of me if you send me your email address...and vice versa....hmmm sorry if I am being a bit forward, but that's just how I am.

I replied saying I'd be interested in the situation and then go this:

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Hi Luke,
I emailed you more pics....let me know if you like...well friends with benefits with me would mean if we were sexually compatible we could have a lot of fun together I'm not looking for a guy that will make trouble for me. I think you are very hot...so i hope you like how i look..b/c that could be fun Talk to you soon.

Looked at her pics, she's not bad at all, a tad on the thick side, but nice face. We're talking on the OKC IM now. I am so going for this, I hope this works out... Casual NSA sex with a decent looking girl, doesn't do anal tho

bork · « **Reply #80 on:** May 07, 2008, 12:06:21 AM »

And she's ENGAGED? Man, you are asking for trouble.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #81 on:** May 07, 2008, 12:10:57 AM »

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I'm engaged...no drama...

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #82 on:** May 07, 2008, 12:14:37 AM »

What is worse: Cheating on your fiancée or overusing ellipsis?

We will never know. . . .

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #83 on:** May 07, 2008, 12:15:38 AM »

whiteacid has an okcupid account?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #84 on:** May 07, 2008, 12:17:28 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 07, 2008, 12:15:38 AM

whiteacid has an okcupid account?

You must have missed the part about "no anal."

tiesto · « **Reply #85 on:** May 07, 2008, 12:25:23 AM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 07, 2008, 12:14:37 AM

What is worse: Cheating on your fiancée or overusing ellipsis?

We will never know. . . .

Well, I overuse ellipses a lot... it's a match made in heaven!

I'm just kinda curious as to where this is gonna go. Already got her phone #, so we'll see. Hope she doesn't flake at the last minute.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #86 on:** May 07, 2008, 12:30:11 AM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 07, 2008, 12:17:28 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 07, 2008, 12:15:38 AM
whiteacid has an okcupid account?
You must have missed the part about "no anal."

I DID

demi · « **Reply #87 on:** May 07, 2008, 12:34:56 AM »

Don't do it, tiesto... sorry man, she say no drama, but you will be found out and it will turn into a huge shitstorm

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #88 on:** May 07, 2008, 12:40:44 AM »

Just as long as you don't live in Texas. He'll come home, she'll cry rape, you'll run away, he'll shoot you. THE END. . .

FatalT · « **Reply #89 on:** May 07, 2008, 01:20:11 AM »

Tiesto don't do it.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #90 on:** May 07, 2008, 01:28:27 AM »

Do it. DO IT! Ruin the lives of others! Make them pay! Bwaahahaha.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #91 on:** May 07, 2008, 01:55:45 AM »

dont do it

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send me the pics

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FatalT · « **Reply #92 on:** May 07, 2008, 04:00:31 AM »

Man what the hell. OKCupid is making me hate myself. According to it, I'm a greedy, perverted bastard who doesn't care about things in the world or anything related to the past and only cares about sex instead of love. WHAT'S WRONG WITH MEEEEEE?!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #93 on:** May 07, 2008, 04:03:02 AM »

Thats not even the worse of your troubles. Girls don't respond to messages (I've only sent out like 3 though). Still, FUCK THIS SITE!

My Cousin joined up too (hes in a relationship too) and appearently allready got Woo'ed and a couple of Messages from various girls. FUCK THIS SITE!

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FatalT · « **Reply #94 on:** May 07, 2008, 04:10:37 AM »

I haven't even bothered with messages. I don't have a decent picture of myself yet to care. I'm just using the picture of myself in the tux. Plus my profile is pretty slim and meh.

I answered more questions and now I'm just an uncompassionate person who doesn't care about the welfare of others.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #95 on:** May 07, 2008, 04:12:02 AM »

I was scared at first cause I had the "More desiring of Love" and "More Emotional" thingy which must basically be a red flag for CLINGY MO'FOCKA to women. But then I got "More Adventurous" and all was well

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #96 on:** May 07, 2008, 04:13:11 AM »

If it makes you feel better, Blue, I was dating someone that messaged me on OKCupid last month - at first, she was pretty great, but then the big reveal that she was a crazy whore kicked in. That pretty much ruined that.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #97 on:** May 07, 2008, 04:25:05 AM »

Damnit, that sucks man

I can't discern whos sane and whos not a slut on this site. Even the boring Art Chicks run the risk of wanting to be railed by guys from the Internet. I just don't know.

I also think I've set my bar too high, time to hittup some fat chicks

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But seriously now, I think its my profile. I'm all over the place and I don't really have set goals in my life so its sending bad signals. I need to go to college so I atleast look like I'm attempting to attain some future career.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #98 on:** May 07, 2008, 04:27:08 AM »

i made myself sound like an incredible eliteist on mine and ive had a few messages. also I grew a beard for my photo so i look like a criminal.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #99 on:** May 07, 2008, 04:30:48 AM »

I just sent a girl an insulting Message. That her Hyrule tattoo looks f'n ridiculous. Lets see where that gets me. FUCK!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #100 on:** May 07, 2008, 04:33:02 AM »

Oh shit, she was Online and is viewing my page now. Watch her not respond to my insult. FUCK THIS SHIT!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #101 on:** May 07, 2008, 04:42:47 AM »

I find the easiest way to get replies is to send an antagonistic, but flirty message. Your initial message reads a little TOO insulting. You would've been better off with, "I wasn't aware Nintendo Power did tattoos!" or something dumb like that.

FatalT · « **Reply #102 on:** May 07, 2008, 04:44:57 AM »

I haven't gotten any fatties in my matches. I'm thinking it's because in every question dealing with obesity I've said FUCK NO FAT CHICKS SHOULD DIE in all my answers with mandatory requirements to my match's answer. Go me! Shallow and pedantic.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #103 on:** May 07, 2008, 04:45:36 AM »

I made fun of a girl for liking "I am Charlotte Simmons," it backfired spectacularly

FatalT · « **Reply #104 on:** May 07, 2008, 04:48:55 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on May 07, 2008, 04:45:36 AM

I made fun of a girl for liking "I am Charlotte Simmons," it backfired spectacularly

Details.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #105 on:** May 07, 2008, 04:51:00 AM »

Again, you were not being flirty antagonistic. Anytime you mock something that a female is passionate about, in a tone that could very well be interpreted as insulting - it will backfire.

If you're going to mock a chick's artistic tastes, it's best to be self depreciating. That way they don't think you (I'm looking at you, Patel) are an artsy fartsy elitist.

Like, "You had me 'till 'I am Charlotte Simmons'. On the other hand, I've read Ender's Game because it speaks to me as an disenfranchised, socially awkward child that was manipulated by the government to participate in remote controlled intergalactic space combat."

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #106 on:** May 07, 2008, 04:51:47 AM »

Quote from: Willco on May 07, 2008, 04:42:47 AM

I find the easiest way to get replies is to send an antagonistic, but flirty message. Your initial message reads a little TOO insulting. You would've been better off with, "I wasn't aware Nintendo Power did tattoos!" or something dumb like that.

Oh man, I wasn't really expecting a favorable message but still

Also, I just shredded my profile. It now consists of One Liners and stuff with some serious answers. If girls want a dickhead, I can be a dickhead.

FatalT · « **Reply #107 on:** May 07, 2008, 05:00:23 AM »

It seems like the more match questions I answer, the worse my personality awards get.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #108 on:** May 07, 2008, 05:01:31 AM »

There was a point where I just had Kinky, which wasn't cool. I guess keep answering them and the good perks will come up.

FatalT · « **Reply #109 on:** May 07, 2008, 05:14:00 AM »

Less Compassionate, Less Giving, Less Mathematically Inclined, Less Literary, Less Desiring of Love, Less Optimistic, Less Scientific, Less Well-Mannered.

God, any girl looking at my profile would probably believe I'm a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow slob.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #110 on:** May 07, 2008, 05:16:23 AM »

Thats a lot of "Less" Man that sucks FatalT. The Less Literary, Less Compassionate and Less Giving is ouch. Maybe you'll meet some masochist (whiteACID archetype)

and I just sent a Message to this cute Redhead (Oh god shes probably crazy). She stated her secret is that she liks Maroon 5's "This One" and asked her how many dudes PM her about liking that song and if its a lot, does it freak her out.

Not in PM: Cause that song is FUCKING HORRIBLE

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #111 on:** May 07, 2008, 05:21:55 AM »

You should've sent:

"You were better off keeping that secret of yours actually secret. But if it makes you feel better, I listen to ABBA."

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #112 on:** May 07, 2008, 05:22:12 AM »

OH GOD

I didn't read her Profile carefully enough, appearently shes a vegan. A REDHEADED VEGAN. HOW DO I TAKEBACK PMS? FUCK I HATE THIS SITE!

Quote from: Willco on May 07, 2008, 05:21:55 AM

You should've sent:

"You were better off keeping that secret of yours actually secret. But if it makes you feel better, I listen to ABBA."

$:-\$

I need to refine my technique :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #113 on:** May 07, 2008, 05:23:10 AM »

Yeah, vegans are an "instant" abort for me. Partly because I know immediately it won't work - I'm a big, overweight dude that eats animals and they are granola-eating losers!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #114 on:** May 07, 2008, 05:24:19 AM »

I'm very big into various cured meats too. Definitely should have aborted on this one. And thats another thing, lots of vegans on this site.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #115 on:** May 07, 2008, 05:25:55 AM »

I haven't had much real-life success with OKCupid anyway. I guess if I was up for a quick lay - it'd be pretty great. But I actually like hanging out with the opposite sex, so the shortcomings of these damaged goods peddling their wares on the Internet become more pronounced under the healthy glow of sunlight. The best sex and fun I've had as of late was from a chick I met through work. I think you have a tendency to meet more well balanced women through everyday life.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #116 on:** May 07, 2008, 05:28:10 AM »

Definitely better to connect in person than Online. Not sure why I'm on OKCupid really, I think maybe to meet someone with similar tastes in various stuff? But I've come to the conclusion that meeting a female duplicate of myself would probably be extremely boring. So now begins the OkCupid Dickhead Saga. Refine my Cocky / Funny techniques

demi · « **Reply #117 on:** May 07, 2008, 05:38:35 AM »

If you want a quick lay, hit up CraigsList... you are in Cali, lots of crazed sex whores wanting some fat jew dick

FatalT · « **Reply #118 on:** May 07, 2008, 05:44:44 AM »

Woohoo, I've got a more now. More Greedy. Fuckin' a.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #119 on:** May 07, 2008, 07:53:36 AM »

does the im thing work in firefox?

and why do i only get girls who are "seeing someone" messaging me out of the blue?

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Author Topic: I just joined OKCupid... (Read 15048 times)