I'm cutting through all the bullshit...who here wants to fuck?

[brawndolicious]

Seriously, all this simping bullshit has got to stop. I'm going to ask flat out, who wants to fuck? We'd probably do it in a hotel, somewhere classy. Or in the back of my 97 Grand AM GT. However you want it you can get it. But nothing below a 7 I'm single, not desperate.

For reference here is what I look like:

With hat:


Without hat:


I have clear skin, so you can tell I am free of diseases. Women, feel free to hit me up.

So yeah, lets have at it, shall we?

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http://community.allhiphop.com/showthread.php?t=321642

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[The Fake Shemp]

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[BlueTsunami]

The fuck is this?!

FUCK!

[brawndolicious]

IT WAS THE BLACK STALLIONS!  HE POSTED IT ON IRC!

[etiolate]

pastel graffiti

[cloudwalking]

Yeah, TBS posted it and I guess that other board removed his thread.

:tbslol

[Phoenix Dark]

 

Stallion gets his ass handed to him all the time over there. I need to find that ether thread

[BlueTsunami]

Oh ok, I was about to say...nintenho is TBS

;_;

But yeah...Black Stallion, dryer than Paris's vag in a Arizona heat wave

[Phoenix Dark]

Here it is:
http://community.allhiphop.com/showthread.php?t=279282

 
Still cracks me up

[brawndolicious]

Is TBS banned here?  He's going to put the thread up again.

Oh ok, I was about to say...nintenho is TBS
;_;
But yeah...Black Stallion, dryer than Paris's vag in a Arizona heat wave

I'm not TBS dude.  I have child pictures.

http://community.allhiphop.com/showthread.php?t=321645

[TVC15]

I seriously thought he had some sort of ponytail in this one, but it's just the hair of the chick behind him.  Also, the thread title is a sucky imitation of my classic "So which of you assholes is going to fuck me?" thread.  Also, the ponytail thing would've helped explain why TBS is apparently into transvestites now.

[Vizzys]

Awesome thread.

[brawndolicious]

I'm wondering if he was serious though.

[BlueTsunami]

After you do that, join the official Ken Steele Fan Club™ to be a member of the strongest clique in the e-streets!

Fucker is trying to bring the hood to the internet, freakin hilarious

[Phoenix Dark]

After you do that, join the official Ken Steele Fan Club™ to be a member of the strongest clique in the e-streets!

Fucker is trying to bring the hood to the internet, freakin hilarious

[TVC15]

I'm telling you, that girl that gave him a "booty call" the other night looked like motherfuckin' EGON.

Those midwestern thugs LOVE their cheeseburgers, don't they?

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm telling you, that girl that gave him a "booty call" the other night looked like motherfuckin' EGON.

Those midwestern thugs LOVE their cheeseburgers, don't they?

PICS, or link, whatever 

[brawndolicious]

She looked pretty manly.  I remember.  He linked to a facebook profile.  I still feel sorry for the ownage that night.

[TVC15]

Actually, Egon was pushing it.  It looked like John Carmack in a wig.

[Phoenix Dark]

LINK ME BITCHES

[TVC15]

LINK ME BITCHES

It's not in my cache anymore.  "She" looked pretty much just like this:



with more acne.

[Vizzys]

John Carmack!?

[Vizzys]

[TVC15]

See?  Was I lying?

[Phoenix Dark]

WTF YOU LIE

You lost TBS, you lost

[The Black Stallion]

WTF YOU LIE

You lost TBS, you lost

You bet I did. The whole time I had to remind her not to kiss me. Shit, afterwards I sat on the corner of the bed with my face burried in my hands wondering "What the fuck did I just do?"

In her Canadian accent she asked me "Whaats wrong? You're looking sad, what's that aboot?"

God I hate that so much.

And then I said, I had a headache and I left. At least she cared. My last girlfriend would have jumped to conclusions and start getting all pissy at me or something. Gah. I think I'm fucking this other nerd chick we used to make fun of back in HS next week. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Where did I go wrong, bro? Where did I go wrong?

[Phoenix Dark]

WTF YOU LIE

You lost TBS, you lost

You bet I did. The whole time I had to remind her not to kiss me. Shit, afterwards I sat on the corner of the bed with my face burried in my hands wondering "What the fuck did I just do?"

In her Canadian accent she asked me "Whaats wrong? You're looking sad, what's that aboot?"

God I hate that so much.

And then I said, I had a headache and I left. At least she cared. My last girlfriend would have jumped to conclusions and start getting all pissy at me or something. Gah. I think I'm fucking this other nerd chick we used to make fun of back in HS next week. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Where did I go wrong, bro? Where did I go wrong?

Oh shit, I didn't expect you to see that

You party a lot, and you obviously have a cool personality...which makes me wonder why you go after these kinds of chicks.

[brawndolicious]

What in the fucking hell just happened?

[The Black Stallion]

WTF YOU LIE

You lost TBS, you lost

You bet I did. The whole time I had to remind her not to kiss me. Shit, afterwards I sat on the corner of the bed with my face burried in my hands wondering "What the fuck did I just do?"

In her Canadian accent she asked me "Whaats wrong? You're looking sad, what's that aboot?"

God I hate that so much.

And then I said, I had a headache and I left. At least she cared. My last girlfriend would have jumped to conclusions and start getting all pissy at me or something. Gah. I think I'm fucking this other nerd chick we used to make fun of back in HS next week. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Where did I go wrong, bro? Where did I go wrong?

Oh shit, I didn't expect you to see that

You party a lot, and you obviously have a cool personality...which makes me wonder why you go after these kinds of chicks.

Um...

I don't go after them. I make out with and flirt with a LOT of girls. Most of which are pretty hot, or at least they're hot in club. No joke. The only ones that seem eager to call back are the ones that I DON'T want to call back. Like this one happened holoween night. I was drunk and I was spitting all kinds of game at Taco Bell. Well... I got a lot of numbers from that night and I just started calling random ones. One girl was glad I called, and I asked her what her name was, facebooked her and thought "eh, fuck it" so I took one up on her offer.

And my last girlfriend... I dunno... I can't get over her, but she sure as hell got over me QUICK! She HATES me... never returns my calls, and when she does, it's always bitching. We went out on a date to see borat and she did nothing but bitch about my driving and my manners the whole time.

Oh, and my personality is great for MEETING women, but keeping them around... shit. I always tell them "Baby, I'm a narcissist... so don't be alarmed if I seem a little self centred and cold hearted at times.."

Two weeks later they're asking if I have a heart and if I care about anything but myself.

FUCK NO BITCH! IT'S A FUCKING CONDITION! OKAY!?

[CajoleJuice]

WTF YOU LIE

You lost TBS, you lost

You bet I did. The whole time I had to remind her not to kiss me. Shit, afterwards I sat on the corner of the bed with my face burried in my hands wondering "What the fuck did I just do?"

In her Canadian accent she asked me "Whaats wrong? You're looking sad, what's that aboot?"

God I hate that so much.

And then I said, I had a headache and I left. At least she cared. My last girlfriend would have jumped to conclusions and start getting all pissy at me or something. Gah. I think I'm fucking this other nerd chick we used to make fun of back in HS next week. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Where did I go wrong, bro? Where did I go wrong?

Oh shit, I didn't expect you to see that

You party a lot, and you obviously have a cool personality...which makes me wonder why you go after these kinds of chicks.

I've seen worse disasters.

[TVC15]

Fantastic, TBS is back.  This forum is officially a cesspool.  We have the two worst offenders from the virgin squad, PD and FoC, and now the lifelong president, TBS, is back.

[CajoleJuice]

Fantastic, TBS is back.  This forum is officially a cesspool.  We have the two worst offenders from the virgin squad, PD and FoC, and now the lifelong president, TBS, is back.

But the Firefly episode I just watched tonight said that being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

But then the hot companion chick had sex with the guy.  :'(

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[The Black Stallion]

Fantastic, TBS is back.  This forum is officially a cesspool.  We have the two worst offenders from the virgin squad, PD and FoC, and now the lifelong president, TBS, is back.

I'm not back it's just that I felt the need to explain myself. This forum blows balls.

[Phoenix Dark]

Fantastic, TBS is back.  This forum is officially a cesspool.  We have the two worst offenders from the virgin squad, PD and FoC, and now the lifelong president, TBS, is back.

Looks like a party pooper is in need of an enema

[TVC15]

Fantastic, TBS is back.  This forum is officially a cesspool.  We have the two worst offenders from the virgin squad, PD and FoC, and now the lifelong president, TBS, is back.

Looks like a party pooper is in need of an enema

Only if Boogie is offering em.

[Vizzys]

I smell gay subtext!

[etiolate]

Jewel Staite would not be a virgin on my watch.

[Van Cruncheon]

man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!

[The Black Stallion]

Fantastic, TBS is back.  This forum is officially a cesspool.  We have the two worst offenders from the virgin squad, PD and FoC, and now the lifelong president, TBS, is back.

Looks like a party pooper is in need of an enema

If this is a party than it's even worse than the fucking hick fest I went to last night:

http://community.allhiphop.com/showthread.php?t=321491

Seriously now, you guys suck.

[TVC15]

So was Carmack's dick bigger than yours, TBS?

[Phoenix Dark]

I smell gay subtext!

http://nonk.nonk.info/pages/pool_film.html

[Human Snorenado]

man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!

Ken Steele goes whaling?  Say it ain't so!

[cloudwalking]

This thread is headed for the hall of fame! Keep it comin'!

[The Black Stallion]

man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!

Ken Steele goes whaling?  Say it ain't so!

Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.

And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.

[Vizzys]

I'm cool! Right?

[brawndolicious]

This thread is headed for the hall of fame! Keep it comin'!

Damn thanks.

[TVC15]

man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!

Ken Steele goes whaling?  Say it ain't so!

Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.

And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.

Uh oh, sounds like someone is getting a little "surgery" so their little games of bedroom tetris with cheeseburger Carmack go a bit smoother next time!

[Human Snorenado]

man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!

Ken Steele goes whaling?  Say it ain't so!

Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.

And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.

Don't ever change, Ikenna.  Don't ever change.  Mainly because, who would we have to laugh at then?

[Vizzys]

Legendary Thread... LEGENDARY.

[Van Cruncheon]

a horrible spending habit? you hafta get rims for that '85 LeBaron your mom bought you?

[Phoenix Dark]

man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!

Ken Steele goes whaling?  Say it ain't so!

Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.

And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.

[Human Snorenado]

a horrible spending habit? you hafta get rims for that '85 LeBaron your mom bought you?

It's cool, I hear WalMart is carrying rims now.  Lots of WalMarts in Bumfuck Suburbia, MI.

[cloudwalking]

man, tbs really *is* a chubby chaser!

Ken Steele goes whaling?  Say it ain't so!

Um... I don't know what you're talking about. That chick was not fat. To be honest, I'm really considering whoring myself out to fat chicks, I saw that nip tuck where Rosie paid Christian big bucks to stibb her. Yeah... I might just do that for extra money. I have a horrible spending habit to take care of.

And cloudwalking, I'd fuck you... but like the others, just don't kiss me in the mouth. You might cut my lip with your snaggle tooth.

Oh trust me, if I actually had such a tooth, I'd use it in a far more destructive way than that!

Shame I wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole, though! It must be hard on you, having to settle for all these unattractive women. Part of me wants to pity you, but that wouldn't be near as funny.

[Vizzys]

THEY SPINNIN nicca THEY SPINNIN!

[brawndolicious]

THEY SPINNIN nicca THEY SPINNIN!

[MrAngryFace]

is TBS talking about the cheeseburger he almost got some from? That was a few nights ago tho.

[Van Cruncheon]

i'd suspect he has a meth addiction, but the tearful screed he spews into IRC seems like oxycontin comedown -- he even self-medicates like a woman!

[Human Snorenado]

is TBS talking about the cheeseburger he almost got some from? That was a few nights ago tho.

Poor Kenny.  He probably believed Trannymack when she/he/it told him that was just a really long clitoris.

[MrAngryFace]

haha

[Van Cruncheon]

i think he was probably too envious of the clitdick's pinky-sized length to consider otherwise