
Well, for what it's worth, you can have my impressions. I'm no great judge of anime, I just know what I like.
Visually, Bakemonogatari reminds me of a lot of Shaft's other series (Paniponi Dash, Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei, Hidamari Sketch, etc.), in that it has a lot of the familiar visual quirks. A lot quick cuts, text on the screen, characters talking side by side on the upper half of the screen, if you've seen a few of those shows, you probably know what I'm talking about. It probably looks the most like
ef, which I really liked the look of.
As for the show itself, for the first 10 minutes, it was like BLAH BLAH BLAH PANTY SHOT TALK TALK TALK and I was like

but then out of nowhere this chick staples his mouth and I was like

The second half of the episode was pretty funny. I could see myself watching this show. It's sort of like the dark humor of
Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei with a dash of
When They Cry thrown in, maybe.