christ i hope some scientist manages to resurrect a stegosaur so it fucks you to death
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Doug Erickson: At age 85 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies. fuckin' YES
Steven: passes out after catching wifey with the mailman, Saint Cornelius and the ghost of Steve Irwin; hits head on the floor & dies instantly
Adam: At age 54 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM. TUSSIN
Oh Jesus, Triumph. You can tell your real name, nobody is going to PD you
Were your parents into Ayn Rand or something?
ALONE LIKE CAPTAIN KIRK
Watch out for the microwave!
sarmad: At age 64 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.
Denise: At age 29 omg, it didn't even list a cause of death....
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lonely no doubt as a result of being alone
Alone and sad.