Author Topic: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk. (Read 51340 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #180 on:** September 03, 2008, 08:40:51 PM »

alaska also has rich fields of tiberium ore and vespene gas

exactly the necessary 20000 units of each we need to build a joint strike force of mammoth tanks and protoss zealots to defeat the russian-zerg alliance

Brehvolution · « **Reply #181 on:** September 03, 2008, 08:41:57 PM »

I've been funneling the lulz to my in laws and they think all this shit is made up since it wasn't on CNN all day long.

:'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #182 on:** September 03, 2008, 08:42:40 PM »

the palin crazy mine is quickly stripped and sent to market

and yet it seems to go so deep

mmmm, palin...stripped...

...go so deep...

duckman2000 · « **Reply #183 on:** September 03, 2008, 08:45:47 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 03, 2008, 08:36:53 PM

Could someone explain to me exactly how Mayor McMooseburger is going to solve our energy woes? I keep hearing she's a wiz on the issue, but no one ever explains HOW.

You, er, drill for oil and stuff (after you kill, skin and burn the polar bears, mind you). Remember, whatever money is made from all those new drilling zones goes straight back to the people. This, according to the people. Not only are the people seemingly delusional about how things actually work, they actually seem to crave a socialist system.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #184 on:** September 03, 2008, 08:49:54 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 03, 2008, 08:36:53 PM

Could someone explain to me exactly how Mayor McMooseburger is going to solve our energy woes? I keep hearing she's a wiz on the issue, but no one ever explains HOW.

Just look at John Mccain's plan to pay off the deficit. There is none. Don't ask for plans or facts. These things are anathemas to the republican party. Just saying you'll do it is good enough. Just ask SD.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #185 on:** September 03, 2008, 08:50:54 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on September 03, 2008, 08:43:26 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on September 03, 2008, 08:40:51 PM
alaska also has rich fields of tiberium ore and vespene gas

exactly the necessary 20000 units of each we need to build a joint strike force of mammoth tanks and protoss zealots to defeat the russian-zerg alliance
That really isn't a nice thing to call the North Koreans.

unlike you, i fear the ululating "kekekekekeke" of communism rising over the western hills and this is because i love america and the troops (especially the sexy medics)

Vizzys · « **Reply #186 on:** September 03, 2008, 08:52:43 PM »

I love oil checks

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #187 on:** September 03, 2008, 08:53:26 PM »

The solution Palin is touting I think is a 4.5 billion cubic foot per day transmission system for natural gas.

I'm just wondering if they are selling to Canada or if they are going to spend the huge costs of transporting it from Alaska to Washington? Even then, there is more than enough natural gas from the Baja California area to handle the load for the west coast. The Midwest is reaching maximum capacity for the piping there but will someone actually construct 2000+ miles of piping before it actually reaches their first customer?

I'm guessing natural gas transmission companies are hoping the government will pick up the tab. Or something. One of the reasons why many significant transmission pipes are at maximum capacity is because it costs a shitload to lay down more.

I worked with and learned a lot of information about natural gas and Palin's idea is pretty stupid unless there was heavy government subsidization involved.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #188 on:** September 03, 2008, 09:03:56 PM »

Out of curiosity, is there a law or agreement in place that hinders further development (and research) of nuclear energy systems?

GilloD · « **Reply #189 on:** September 03, 2008, 09:05:30 PM »

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Contrasting her resume with his, she says: "I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a 'community organizer,' except that you have actual responsibilities."

Oh, Sarah. Oh, dear, sweet, naive Sarah Palin. I dare you to go to an inner city and community organize. This will blow up so badly.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #190 on:** September 03, 2008, 09:07:20 PM »

Yeah apparently Palin was the only recent gov in alaska that needed to hire someone under her to handle stuff other govs did on their own

duckman2000 · « **Reply #191 on:** September 03, 2008, 09:07:39 PM »

Is it true that McCain commented on her lack of international experience by referencing her geographical proximity to Russia? That one sounded almost too unreal, so I figured I'd give them the benefit of a doubt, and assume that it was "FUD."

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #192 on:** September 03, 2008, 09:09:21 PM »

That was his wife. McCain's crew insists Palin doesnt need experience cause the people around her know how to be president lol

Eric P · « **Reply #193 on:** September 03, 2008, 09:09:46 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on September 03, 2008, 08:27:26 PM

holy shit, why am i praising the new republic? thanks to them, i actually read ken pollack's paranoid fantasies!

i find myself reading city journal and typically my thought process is "yeah, i understand. ok. i can see that. that doesn't sound too unreasonable. wait. what? WHAT? THAT'S distinguished mentally-challenged!"

http://www.city-journal.org/index.html

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #194 on:** September 03, 2008, 09:09:56 PM »

The place I'm working at researched nuclear power and wanted to build a plant. The reason why they never went through with it is because that there is a huge shortage of nuclear engineers or those who are capable of handling a potential nuclear crisis, nuclear power machinery gouging companies (they wanted a 20% profit margin at least), extensive board reviews and regulations after Three Mile Island. In all, a new plant is going to cost $18 billion minimum.

You're going to find very few companies willing to put up the capital and the immense risk since if it fails, it would wipe them out. Of course, I may have been fed a line of BS but even that cost was half that amount, it is still a huge risk.

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There was a proposal a few years back to tap into Canada's existing pipelines, but it was shot down because it would have cost Alaskans a bigger check.

Not at you but the shot down proposal. That would have cut a lot of heating costs for winter.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #195 on:** September 03, 2008, 09:14:10 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on September 03, 2008, 09:09:56 PM

The place I'm working at researched nuclear power and wanted to build a plant. The reason why they never went through with it is because that there is a huge shortage of nuclear engineers or those who are capable of handling a potential nuclear crisis, nuclear power machinery gouging companies (they wanted a 20% profit margin at least), extensive board reviews and regulations after Three Mile Island. In all, a new plant is going to cost $18 billion minimum.

You're going to find very few companies willing to put up the capital and the immense risk since if it fails, it would wipe them out. Of course, I may have been fed a line of BS but even that cost was half that amount, it is still a huge risk.

That sounds reasonable, I suppose. Nuclear power has gotten a bad rep, some of it of course deserved, and I can see why this would cause potential investing entities to shy away from it. Especially now that the plants, at least in the public eye, have perceived cross-hairs on them. It's a bit of a shame though; in an ideal scenario, it's just about the perfect energy.

y2kev · « **Reply #196 on:** September 03, 2008, 09:49:13 PM »

HOLY FUCK MITT ROMNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #197 on:** September 03, 2008, 09:51:00 PM »

This convention is recockulous.

Call me when there are smart people talking.

Crushed · « **Reply #198 on:** September 03, 2008, 09:52:42 PM »

Down with European ideas
Up with desks

Crushed · « **Reply #199 on:** September 03, 2008, 09:54:40 PM »

POWs for some, miniature American desks for others.

demi · « **Reply #200 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:18:05 PM »

jesus fucking christ now Guiliani is talking POW, giving his blood for the country blah blah

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

GilloD · « **Reply #201 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:19:12 PM »

Is anyone else watching this? What a bunch of smug fucking assholes. "He worked as a community organizer" and the entire convention, no shit, goes "HAW HAW HAW".

What's so funny? "HAW HAW HAW BLACK MAN DIDN'T GO TO WALL STREET HAW HAW". This is obscene.

Crushed · « **Reply #202 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:19:53 PM »

oh my god he just said "his rise is something that could only happen in america" and they all laughed like it was a joke or something

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #203 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:19:59 PM »

All of these speeches still feel like they are being written for 1988 and not 2008.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #204 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:21:05 PM »

Sidebar here, but it's starting to drive me insane, so answers please. What's up with this constant "USA! USA" chanting and America Uber Alles rhetoric that seems to surround every damned political gathering here? I mean, it's the convention for an American party, held in America, and with primarily Americans in the audience. So why the need to repeat the name of the union, chant style? This seems to be fairly unique to this nation, to be honest. Is it just young nation syndrome?

Crushed · « **Reply #205 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:22:44 PM »

this man can handle everything thrown at him

except naval fleets and surface to air missiles

Crushed · « **Reply #206 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:23:14 PM »

HOLY FUCK HE JUST SAID THAT THE DEMS ARE TRYING TO REFRAME THE DEBAPmkl;rmao;mfdopasmdo

duckman2000 · « **Reply #207 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:24:36 PM »

The dude was shot down what, 3 times? And then he accidentally burned a shitload of crew members, right? Dude's a (barely) walking liability.

GilloD · « **Reply #208 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:25:13 PM »

This crowd looks exactly like what you imagine Republicans look like. Wrinkly white bitches drunk on martinis and swimming in pearls.

Also, LULZ at the Republicans calling someone out for "flip-flopping", given that I'm staring at the bizzaro world version of 2000 John McCain. And this speech is PACKED with obvious shit: "There's good change and bad change!". Oh, well, thanks, I didn't realize that.

Also also, I'm pretty sure Rudy is just reading Obama's speech.

Also also also, why is everyone cheering for Off-Shore Drilling? Holy shit- That guy just yelled "OIL!" and everyone went FUCK YEAH and then Rudy said, "Drill baby drill!" and now everyone is chanting DRILL BABY DRILL.

This is what my nightmares are like.

GilloD · « **Reply #209 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:26:33 PM »

Haha. "The democrats are afraid to say Islamic Terrorist!" "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #210 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:27:04 PM »

Keep on riling up yer base, idiots. This is awesome.

etiolate · « **Reply #211 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:27:58 PM »

"Drill Baby Drill!"

Sounds like RNC is Pro-cheeseburger perhaps? Will EB change its political tune?

Crushed · « **Reply #212 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:28:40 PM »

when iraq was lost, al-qaeda and bin laden won!!!!!!!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

note: al-qaeda and bin laden have nothing to do with iraq

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #213 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:28:51 PM »

This is just making them look like distinguished mentally-challenged fellows, and they don't realize it. It would be funny if it wasn't so deserved.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #214 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:29:53 PM »

god the crowd looks so smug right now

GilloD · « **Reply #215 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:31:56 PM »

UN BOOOOOO UN

Crushed · « **Reply #216 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:32:15 PM »

damn why should the un be involved in international conflicts in eurasia, that's america's job to decide who's right

GilloD · « **Reply #217 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:33:34 PM »

The most popular governer? What?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #218 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:36:01 PM »

this is 1984: the tv miniseries. everything is bs.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #219 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:36:38 PM »

Holy shit. And to think that Rudy was once viewed as a moderate voice of reason in the Republican party.

There are so many horrible things he's said that the DNC can use against McCain and Palin.

GilloD · « **Reply #220 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:37:03 PM »

Wasn't Palin supposed to be like 20minutes into her speech by now?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #221 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:37:07 PM »

This is pretty awesome, actually. Because on tv it's absolutely nooooooot playing the same to middle America as it is to the base in that auditorium, let me assure you.

GilloD · « **Reply #222 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:37:29 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on September 03, 2008, 10:36:01 PM

this is 1984: the tv miniseries. everything is bs.

I love the McCain logos: "PROSPERITY"

Crushed · « **Reply #223 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:37:46 PM »

i think he's just making this up as he goes

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #224 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:38:51 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on September 03, 2008, 10:38:01 PM

Has anyone mentioned the economy?

Econowhat?

9/11!!
Turrists!!
9/11!!

GilloD · « **Reply #225 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:39:03 PM »

She's HOT in HD

GilloD · « **Reply #226 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:39:53 PM »

Hahaha. "UP NEXT: Cowboy Troy"

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #227 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:39:56 PM »

Uh oh, time for Mayor McMooseburger.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #228 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:40:32 PM »

She fucking disgusts me. I hate the dolled up soccer mom look. But then again, I'm an angry city dwelling lefter, so what do I know?

My wife refuses to watch any of this, it makes her too upset.

Crushed · « **Reply #229 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:40:56 PM »

are they still cheering

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #230 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:41:18 PM »

The Republicans are really hilarious with this woman.

SHE COULD BE THE NEXT REAGAN! SHE'S SUCH A BREATH OF FRESH AIR! AN UNKNOWN WESTERNER! AND THE BIG BAD ELITE LIBERAL MEDIA WANTS TO TAKE OUR SHINY NEW TOY AWAY FROM US!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #231 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:41:48 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on September 03, 2008, 10:40:56 PM

are they still cheering

Yep.

I hope we slaughter them in the election just to see their reactions.

GilloD · « **Reply #232 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:42:34 PM »

She looks terrified. Or like she smelled a fart. Also, lulz at "Hockey moms 4 Palin"

Oh god, it's like listening to Speak 'n Spell

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #233 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:43:25 PM »

So when does the crowd start speaking in tongues and rolling on the floor?

This is seriously frightening.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #234 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:43:42 PM »

What was Olbermann's reaction to Guliani's speech

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #235 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:44:44 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on September 03, 2008, 10:43:42 PM

What was Olbermann's reaction to Guliani's speech

They went straight to the Mayor, no time for reactions!

huckleberry · « **Reply #236 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:45:14 PM »

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER JAW!!??!!!

MILF status revoked.

GilloD · « **Reply #237 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:47:27 PM »

She sounds like the auto-announcer at a basketball game. The one that's like "Please proceed to the exits". and the preggo daughter has giant boobs.

Awesome, she just locked down the crucial distinguished mentally-challenged fellow vote.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #238 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:47:45 PM »

I can't wait to hear what Chris and Keith have to say

Crushed · « **Reply #239 on:** September 03, 2008, 10:47:51 PM »

palin: "i have a family"

audience: "yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah"

oh my god she's talking about her child with downs in a political speech, what is wrong with her

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Author Topic: RNC Thread of EXCITED BASES!, hockey moms and wild eyed white folk. (Read 51340 times)