Author Topic: Tight Ends and penetrating the line: Matt Millen Memorial NFL 2008 Thread (Read 25760 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #120 on:** September 15, 2008, 09:52:05 PM »

Rex Grossman

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #121 on:** September 15, 2008, 09:52:25 PM »

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Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 15, 2008, 09:49:40 PM
Quote from: Willco on September 15, 2008, 09:48:04 PM
Tony Romo is the second coming of Jake Plummer. Flashes of brilliance, but inconsistency creates total meltdowns way too often. The Cowboys will always be a one and done playoff team with him at the helm. I blame Jessica Simpson.

Rex Grossman made it to a superbowl.

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KSK

Big Daddy Drew

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #122 on:** September 15, 2008, 09:53:15 PM »

Fuck you, T.O.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #123 on:** September 15, 2008, 09:54:06 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 15, 2008, 09:51:12 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 15, 2008, 09:49:40 PM
Quote from: Willco on September 15, 2008, 09:48:04 PM
Tony Romo is the second coming of Jake Plummer. Flashes of brilliance, but inconsistency creates total meltdowns way too often. The Cowboys will always be a one and done playoff team with him at the helm. I blame Jessica Simpson.

Rex Grossman made it to a superbowl.

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Kitna $:-\$

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #124 on:** September 15, 2008, 09:56:50 PM »

Felix Jones is an absolute monster.

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Except when he misses the ball and gives the Cowboys horrendous field position.

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #125 on:** September 15, 2008, 09:57:02 PM »

Mad Mike took Kitna's mojo with him when he left town, Pee Dee. Now JT O'sullivan has it.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #126 on:** September 15, 2008, 10:00:22 PM »

OMG!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #127 on:** September 15, 2008, 10:01:43 PM »

I don't believe this!!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #128 on:** September 15, 2008, 10:02:23 PM »

What an idiot!

If this gets reversed, Donovan McNabb's mom should sodomize Jackson's rectum with cans of Chunky soup.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #129 on:** September 15, 2008, 10:03:48 PM »

OMG

Sill on the 1 yard but, but still...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #130 on:** September 15, 2008, 10:04:52 PM »

Westbrook just saved his ass.

This is the best Monday night game in awhile, though.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #131 on:** September 16, 2008, 12:01:16 AM »

They should rename the Cowboys to the Dallas Facemaskers.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #132 on:** September 16, 2008, 12:07:08 AM »

And that's the game.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #133 on:** September 16, 2008, 12:07:47 AM »

Worst fourth and long final playcall ever!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #134 on:** September 16, 2008, 02:08:07 AM »

They knew they couldn't stop the ROMOMENTUM, so they didn't even try.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #135 on:** September 21, 2008, 03:36:28 PM »

Man, the MIAMI LOLPHINS are dumpster raping the everliving shit out of the Pats right now. Ronnie Brown has run for 4 tds and THROWN for another one.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #136 on:** September 21, 2008, 05:02:32 PM »

Holy Shit @ Cutler

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #137 on:** September 21, 2008, 05:05:46 PM »

Quote from: Night Man on September 21, 2008, 05:02:32 PM

Holy Shit @ Cutler

He's the real deal. God Bless him, he's keeping my fantasy team that starts 2 qbs and lost Brady in it. Instead of losing badly each week, we're barely losing which is awesome!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #138 on:** September 21, 2008, 05:11:34 PM »

WHY IS JOHN KITNA OUR DEFINITIVE STARTER

is there a record for giving up 21 points in every first half?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #139 on:** September 21, 2008, 05:16:00 PM »

Loltriots.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #140 on:** September 21, 2008, 05:26:30 PM »

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 21, 2008, 05:11:34 PM

WHY IS JOHN KITNA OUR DEFINITIVE STARTER

is there a record for giving up 21 points in every first half?

LIONS SURE TO START 3-0, AMIRITE???

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #141 on:** September 21, 2008, 05:33:10 PM »

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on August 06, 2008, 01:01:33 PM

I think we can win 8 games this year I'm serious.

Sunday, September 7 at Atlanta Falcons Georgia Dome 1:00 p.m. FOX
Sunday, September 14 GREEN BAY PACKERS Ford Field 1:00 p.m. FOX
Sunday, September 21 at San Francisco 49ers Monster Park 4:05 p.m. FOX

Sunday, September 28 *** BYE WEEK ***

Sunday, October 5 CHICAGO BEARS Ford Field 1:00 p.m. FOX
Sunday, October 12 at Minnesota Vikings The Metrodome 1:00 p.m. FOX
Sunday, October 19 at Houston Texans Reliant Stadium 4:05 p.m. FOX
Sunday, October 26 WASHINGTON REDSKINS Ford Field 1:00 p.m. FOX
Sunday, November 2 at Chicago Bears Soldier Field 1:00 p.m. FOX
Sunday, November 9 JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS Ford Field 1:00 p.m. CBS
Sunday, November 16 at Carolina Panthers Bank of America Stadium 1:00 p.m. FOX
Sunday, November 23 TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS Ford Field 1:00 p.m. FOX
Thursday, November 27 TENNESSEE TITANS Ford Field 12:30 p.m. CBS#
Sunday, December 7 MINNESOTA VIKINGS Ford Field 1:00 p.m. FOX
Sunday, December 14 at Indianapolis Colts Lucas Oil Stadium 1:00 p.m. FOX
Sunday, December 21 NEW ORLEANS SAINTS Ford Field 1:00 p.m. FOX
Sunday, December 28 at Green Bay Packers Lambeau FIeld 1:00 p.m. FOX

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #142 on:** September 21, 2008, 05:36:24 PM »

given up 21 points in the first half...three consecutive games

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #143 on:** September 21, 2008, 06:02:06 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 21, 2008, 05:26:30 PM

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 21, 2008, 05:11:34 PM
WHY IS JOHN KITNA OUR DEFINITIVE STARTER

is there a record for giving up 21 points in every first half?

LIONS SURE TO START 3-0, AMIRITE???

Anything less than 10 wins would be a disappointment.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #144 on:** September 21, 2008, 07:21:47 PM »

2-1. Going to Dallas. We will show Lolmo how to take care of business. In the butt, that is.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #145 on:** September 21, 2008, 07:26:47 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 21, 2008, 07:21:47 PM

2-1. Going to Dallas. We will show Lolmo how to take care of business. In the butt, that is.

Come on Federwang, you guys are going to get raped like the Patriots.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #146 on:** September 21, 2008, 07:29:35 PM »

Nope! We held the defending Super Bowl champions to within a touchdown and a field goal. We will take it to Dallas.

WE ARE BEGINNING TO BELIEVE!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #147 on:** September 21, 2008, 10:02:38 PM »

So we throw Mike Martz under the bus and claim he's the reason everything went wrong - from the bad OL to Michigan's high unemployment rate. Then we bring in a no name dude who's never run shit to run our offense, claiming he's going to be better than Martz. We let JT O'Sullivan go.

now we get dumpster raped by Martz AND O'Sullivan today. Seriously, what the fuck. Perhaps losing this game will help in the long run. If we had won Millen/Rod/Kitna/etc would be championing this temporary bandaid for two weeks. Now we get to talk about how shitty things are for two weeks. Millen SOUNDS like he's confident that he's coming back next season, but maybe this game is the turning point. Fuck, this is a disaster

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #148 on:** September 21, 2008, 10:36:08 PM »

Marion Barber is unstoppable.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #149 on:** September 21, 2008, 11:14:43 PM »

Damn, the Packers are having some trouble.

In other words, I'm two points away from having my first fantasy football victory of the season. I have two players playing tomorrow, and unless they both just suck (Sproles is being a decent LT backup, the SD kicker having a good game last week) I should FINALLY win, considering my fantasy football team is pretty fucking terrible.

My opponent has one of Favre's WRs in his line-up. Hopefully Favre will have another shitty evening.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #150 on:** September 21, 2008, 11:17:39 PM »

Packers are good, when their facing shitty teams :'(

etiolate · « **Reply #151 on:** September 22, 2008, 12:23:05 AM »

UC DAVIS ARE YOU KIDDIN ME

Mandark · « **Reply #152 on:** September 22, 2008, 12:34:04 AM »

When I read this my first thought was "Guess Willco's got a new wallpaper!"

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #153 on:** September 22, 2008, 12:41:26 AM »

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one of the many hazards of nude blogging.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #154 on:** September 22, 2008, 01:22:23 AM »

As someone who has been on the Cooley bandwagon since DAY ONE and met him several times (and he acknowledges my early bandwagon-ness!), I for one welcome our nude blogging tight end overlords.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #155 on:** September 22, 2008, 01:30:22 AM »

His penis is unimpressive.

And how did someone who accidentally took a photo of his penis score a 32 on the wonderlic?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #156 on:** September 22, 2008, 01:35:02 AM »

He probably took the Wonderlick.

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If you know what I mean.

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #157 on:** September 22, 2008, 01:38:26 AM »

You can wonderlic his balls. Get it?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #158 on:** September 22, 2008, 01:20:27 PM »

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Rman · « **Reply #159 on:** September 22, 2008, 10:21:06 PM »

Oh, brother. The Jets are killing me once again.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #160 on:** September 22, 2008, 11:03:13 PM »

I'm GOING TO WIN THIS FANTASY FOOTBALL GAME

1 and 2 bitches.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #161 on:** September 24, 2008, 11:25:27 AM »

Maurice's long national nightmare is over! Matt Millen has been fired or resigned or some shit. Maybe Al Davis will do the Raiders Nation a favor and die so that team will quit sucking as well.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #162 on:** September 24, 2008, 11:48:31 AM »

Thank God! First Kwame, and now Millen. Detroit is on its way up!!! Only need to get rid of Kitna now, although I don't think that Drew Stanton or Orlovsky would fare any better.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #163 on:** September 24, 2008, 12:49:59 PM »

Heard it on the radio. Mike Valenti was drunk on the air, popping champaign

Lions become the first team in NFL history to win the bye week

In my dreams we get Tom Brady and Bellechick to come here, Tom as QB/role model and Bellechick as coach/GM/casino owner

Bloodwake · « **Reply #164 on:** September 25, 2008, 11:52:35 AM »

Quote from: Sec. of Defense James Heller on September 24, 2008, 12:49:59 PM

Heard it on the radio. Mike Valenti was drunk on the air, popping champaign

Lions become the first team in NFL history to win the bye week

In my dreams we get Tom Brady and Bellechick to come here, Tom as QB/role model and Bellechick as coach/GM/casino owner

That way we can all hate the Lions instead of feeling sorry for them.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #165 on:** September 28, 2008, 07:05:49 PM »

Favre

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #166 on:** September 28, 2008, 07:45:05 PM »

Suck it, Triumph!

Also awesome - the guy who fired me is a diehard Cowboys fan who told me the day I was fired that the Cowboys were going to win.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #167 on:** September 28, 2008, 07:59:20 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 28, 2008, 07:45:05 PM

Suck it, Triumph!

Also awesome - the guy who fired me is a diehard Cowboys fan who told me the day I was fired that the Cowboys were going to win.

The Redskins are toying with you, Federwang. They will lull you into a false sense of security and break your heart later in the season. At best, they'll take a wild card spot and bust out in the first round.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #168 on:** September 28, 2008, 08:04:47 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 28, 2008, 07:59:20 PM

Quote from: Willco on September 28, 2008, 07:45:05 PM
Suck it, Triumph!

Also awesome - the guy who fired me is a diehard Cowboys fan who told me the day I was fired that the Cowboys were going to win.

The Redskins are toying with you, Federwang. They will lull you into a false sense of security and break your heart later in the season.

Lions are 6-2!

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willco don't believe it :'( :'( :'(

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #169 on:** September 28, 2008, 08:20:16 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 28, 2008, 07:59:20 PM

The Redskins are toying with you, Federwang. They will lull you into a false sense of security and break your heart later in the season. At best, they'll take a wild card spot and bust out in the first round.

Don't spread your bitterness to my team!

Bloodwake · « **Reply #170 on:** September 29, 2008, 08:13:22 AM »

Damn, Favre burned it up Sunday.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #171 on:** September 29, 2008, 08:56:59 AM »

Quote from: Willco on September 28, 2008, 08:20:16 PM

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 28, 2008, 07:59:20 PM
The Redskins are toying with you, Federwang. They will lull you into a false sense of security and break your heart later in the season. At best, they'll take a wild card spot and bust out in the first round.

Don't spread your bitterness to my team!

I'm a Falcons fan! Bitterness is all I have to give!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #172 on:** September 29, 2008, 03:20:51 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 29, 2008, 08:56:59 AM

Quote from: Willco on September 28, 2008, 08:20:16 PM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 28, 2008, 07:59:20 PM
The Redskins are toying with you, Federwang. They will lull you into a false sense of security and break your heart later in the season. At best, they'll take a wild card spot and bust out in the first round.

Don't spread your bitterness to my team!

I'm a Falcons fan! Bitterness is all I have to give!

The Lions made you guys look like Superbowl contenders. Looking at the NFL through the eyes of a Lions fan can do that. Hell I thought Aaron Rogers looked like an MVP candidate and JT O'Sullivan looked like the next Brady

Bloodwake · « **Reply #173 on:** September 29, 2008, 03:53:34 PM »

Both quarterbacks (Rodgers and O'Sullivan) have been doing good though.

My opponent in fantasy football had Favre and his 33 point performance in his starting lineup.

Somehow, I'm still in the lead

His game rests on Hines Ward. Roethlesburger needs to NOT FUCKING PASS to Hines Ward AT ALL.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #174 on:** September 29, 2008, 04:06:06 PM »

Not a huge sports fan, just came in to comment on the wild homo thread title.

etiolate · « **Reply #175 on:** September 30, 2008, 12:00:29 AM »

O'Sullivan needs to have more pocket presence and that internal doom clock that tells you when to kill a ball out of bounds. Hey may still turn out pretty okay. His ability to throw a good ball on the run and from strange spots is pretty impressive.

I think Rodgers has been solid, but will suffer on his throws if his shoulder is iffy.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #176 on:** September 30, 2008, 12:40:55 AM »

OWNED BITCHES

My fantasy team survived a 33 point Brett Favre performance!

FUCK YES

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #177 on:** October 05, 2008, 05:32:30 PM »

4-1, bitches!

Bring on the Rams!

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #178 on:** October 05, 2008, 09:15:52 PM »

Bring on the draft!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #179 on:** October 05, 2008, 09:18:23 PM »

LOL @ Cincinnati

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Author Topic: Tight Ends and penetrating the line: Matt Millen Memorial NFL 2008 Thread (Read 25760 times)