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chronovore

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3720 on: February 22, 2010, 06:51:48 PM »
Came in here to post that I'd watched the Japanese version of Johnny Mnemonic, and while trying to skim got MOON spoiled for me by some craphead who didn't use spoilertags and started their post with no context until the spoiler. :fml

Anyway, for some reason the local rental place had Mnemonic on Bluray; really grainy transfer, but it sure made Keanu's suit material stand out. Unfortunately it made all the special effects stand out as well. Tremendously mediocre matte paintings composited against slightly unstable landscape shots were the worst offenders, but the ghost in the machine AI telling Beat Takeshi what to do, floating like a spectre rather than staying contained withing the imaging hardware... meh. And all the post-apocalyptic landscapes look like they were handled with the budget of a BBC scifi program.

Still. The movie was not nearly as bad as I remembered, but it brought a big dose of reality along with it. I remember hearing "o! if only it were Longo's original vision, too bad it was Hollywood-edited!" ...No. There's nothing that would have excused so many scenery chewing actors in shots framed in such a pedestrian manner. I just realized that was Longo's oevre with his most famous series of photos up to that point in time, but it does not work for a cinematic device. Whomever they got to play "Shingo" must have been given orders to make Keanu's acting look subtle. I mean, this was one of Ice-T's first acting roles, wasn't it? And he's about on par with everyone else's "let's project to the back row" technique.

watched Tekkon Kinkreet

it looked good, but the story was horrible
Yeah, I love the look, and the comic is also really gorgeous, but I fell asleep during the movie. It's incoherent.

I'm going to be a really grumpy old man one day.

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brawndolicious

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3721 on: February 22, 2010, 09:28:07 PM »
500 Days of Summer: Basically a chick strings a dude along for the better part of a year, says "Oh you liked me? Lolz, I just wanted to be friends," dumps him, meets him at a wedding, strings him along again, then says "Oh, lolz, I'm engaged. Dude had a bigger cock than you, made me feel something you never did."

The Expectations vs Reality scene was the only really great part in the whole thing.
No, how the hell did you get that?  The entire movie is just about how they had different expectations where she was just moderately attracted to him and considered him a friend, and not a soul mate to fart into eternity with like he did.  The expectations vs reality scene is like the tenth time the movie explicitly writes that out for you.

And who's the guy with the big cock?  The puma?  The one she was with way before she even met the main character?  I don't follow, wtf, you know that this movie is about how this guy got OVER a shallow, casual relationship that he put on a pedestal?

Ichirou

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3722 on: February 22, 2010, 09:29:07 PM »
Something tells me Shinobi got reminded of personal heartbreak by this movie. :lol
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Raban

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3723 on: February 22, 2010, 09:35:52 PM »
Did you guys know that MAF is in the movie Bolt? If I had a rip, I'd cap it and show you guys, but the logo is on a guy's shirt early in the film. Granted it looks like a tomato, but the face is clearly visible.

Just saw it on TV and thought it was worth mentioning.

Ichirou

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3724 on: February 22, 2010, 09:38:33 PM »
I'ts MAF's birthday today.
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Raban

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3725 on: February 22, 2010, 09:39:21 PM »
I wish he still posted here :(

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Ichirou

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3726 on: February 22, 2010, 09:40:19 PM »
MAF, TVC...where have all our acronyms gone? :(
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Raban

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3727 on: February 22, 2010, 09:41:08 PM »
MAF still dwells the internets, doesn't he? Does he just ignore this place?

Ichirou

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3728 on: February 22, 2010, 09:43:53 PM »
You'll have to ask one of the Seattle EBers that question.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3729 on: February 22, 2010, 09:52:48 PM »
MAF sucks. Good riddance.


Ichirou

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3730 on: February 22, 2010, 09:54:09 PM »
YOU SUCK
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Raban

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3731 on: February 22, 2010, 10:01:31 PM »
I think MAF is a pretty cool guy. eh makes a fourm and doesn't afraid of anything

Raban

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3732 on: February 22, 2010, 10:12:08 PM »



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The Fake Shemp

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3733 on: February 22, 2010, 10:15:17 PM »
MAF still dwells the internets, doesn't he? Does he just ignore this place?

He pretty much ignores all of the Internet. He has a Facebook, and that's about it.
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Ichirou

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3734 on: February 22, 2010, 10:17:11 PM »
What about TVC?
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Raban

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3735 on: February 22, 2010, 10:17:16 PM »
MAF still dwells the internets, doesn't he? Does he just ignore this place?

He pretty much ignores all of the Internet. He has a Facebook, and that's about it.

Damn :(

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« Reply #3736 on: February 22, 2010, 10:22:31 PM »
What about TVC?

He doesn't do a lot of online stuff anymore, as well. He works out at the gym a lot, apparently.
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Ichirou

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3737 on: February 22, 2010, 10:24:09 PM »
Sounds pretty hot...

...TVC...

:(
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3738 on: February 22, 2010, 10:26:00 PM »
maf in the buy thread somehow caused me to splurge more.  I was losing money, sure, but I also had a bunch of new shit to play with every other day.


Raban

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« Reply #3739 on: February 22, 2010, 10:27:18 PM »
MAF was the reason I gave the DS a second chance when he came back to GAF ages ago and started preaching the word about its greatness.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3740 on: February 23, 2010, 03:56:28 AM »
According to what I've read it was all filmed on location just miles outside of Iraq, so you're definitely right.  I'm kind of surprised they went that far.  Wasn't Three Kings filmed all in the US?
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Ichirou

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3741 on: February 23, 2010, 03:58:38 AM »
Somebody show that picture to MAF, I think he'd get a kick out of the fact that someone working at a major studio is obviously a GAFfer.
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Raban

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3742 on: February 23, 2010, 04:34:55 AM »
Don't they usually film in Tunisia?

George Lucas sure does.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3743 on: February 23, 2010, 10:18:18 AM »
The Hurt Locker had a lot of silly inaccuracies, but considering the budget I feel like the vast majority of them should be forgiven.  I absolutely loved this film.  I like how it's not filled with patriotic bullshit but at the same time not heavy-handed with an anti-war message. 

I was reading the Wikipedia page and it also brings up inaccuracies, but it only leaves me to make guesses as to what they may be.  Care to elaborate?
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3744 on: February 23, 2010, 10:23:54 AM »
everyone in iraq is actually chinese, but they couldn't get any chinese people for the film, so they just used arabians
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3745 on: February 23, 2010, 10:28:32 AM »
 :lol
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Robo

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3746 on: February 23, 2010, 10:30:10 AM »
I dunno what you're talking about, there are tons of chinese people in that movie.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3747 on: February 23, 2010, 10:49:22 AM »
After watching One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (which I had never seen) and Chinatown (which I had seen years ago and not fully appreciated at the time) back to back, I understand now why my old theater-major roommate idolized Jack Nicholson. The guy was and is amazing. I still haven't seen As Good As It Gets, thinking of putting that one on tomorrow.

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« Reply #3748 on: February 23, 2010, 12:41:07 PM »
MAF still dwells the internets, doesn't he? Does he just ignore this place?

I've got MAF and TVC on my Facebook, but they don't post much.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3749 on: February 23, 2010, 01:27:11 PM »
MAF still dwells the internets, doesn't he? Does he just ignore this place?

I've got MAF and TVC on my Facebook, but they don't post much.

maf gets mad at me when i don't like certain movies
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« Reply #3750 on: February 23, 2010, 01:33:17 PM »
To be fair, we were all mad at you.
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Eric P

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3751 on: February 23, 2010, 01:49:52 PM »
i don't even remember the movie your underoos were twisted over

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3752 on: February 23, 2010, 01:50:40 PM »
oh, it was Evil Retread 3: Drag My Reputation to Hell
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Raban

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« Reply #3753 on: February 23, 2010, 01:59:46 PM »
oh, it was Evil Retread 3: Drag My Reputation to Hell

Drag Me To Hell was good though :-\

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3754 on: February 23, 2010, 02:03:18 PM »
I didn't like it
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3755 on: February 23, 2010, 02:04:36 PM »
I thought it was pretty shitty, myself.  :patel
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« Reply #3756 on: February 23, 2010, 02:36:01 PM »
Pfft.
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Diunx

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3757 on: February 23, 2010, 03:26:29 PM »
It was good, but not as good as Avatar.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3758 on: February 23, 2010, 04:08:08 PM »
I just watched the full 236-minute cut of Dances with Wolves in one sitting. Forgot how awesome it was.

It shits all over Avatar so much it makes Avatar look like a made for SyFy movie.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3759 on: February 23, 2010, 04:55:07 PM »
Dances with Wolves is the shit.

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« Reply #3760 on: February 23, 2010, 05:11:04 PM »
I have never seen Dance with the Wolves all the way through...BECAUSE IS SO FUCKING BORING!!! :yuck

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3761 on: February 23, 2010, 05:32:57 PM »
After watching One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (which I had never seen) and Chinatown (which I had seen years ago and not fully appreciated at the time) back to back, I understand now why my old theater-major roommate idolized Jack Nicholson. The guy was and is amazing. I still haven't seen As Good As It Gets, thinking of putting that one on tomorrow.

At the risk of getting your hopes too high, As Good As It Gets is utterly, utterly brilliant.  I hope you enjoy it.

I just added Cuckoo's Nest and Chinatown to my Amazon wish list.  I saw the first a long time ago but can't remember a thing. 

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« Reply #3762 on: February 23, 2010, 06:39:59 PM »
I remember watching Cuckoo's Next in high school. 
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Almost teared up at the ending.  Had to punch someone out to regain composure.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3763 on: February 23, 2010, 06:51:18 PM »
just watched The Insider again after ages. Still a fuck awesome, incredible film. Makes my head spin how good it is.

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« Reply #3764 on: February 23, 2010, 06:55:56 PM »
You're just a below average, low budget poster.
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« Reply #3765 on: February 23, 2010, 07:27:26 PM »
I remember watching Cuckoo's Next in high school. 
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Almost teared up at the ending.  Had to punch someone out to regain composure.
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Ichirou

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3766 on: February 24, 2010, 02:41:33 AM »
I saw the One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Next revival on Broadway several years back.  Gary Sinise in the lead. :rock
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3767 on: February 24, 2010, 10:14:55 AM »
About just-over-halfway through Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd adaptation. Depp's accent is distracting in a way that the Jack Sparrow accent was not. Helena Bonham Carter is great, as is a surprisingly understated performance by Alan Rickman. The boy and girl actors look like they sprouted half-formed from Burton's head. The girl looks almost as much a caricature as some of the characters from the upcoming Alice in Wonderland. She's just... unnatural looking.

The establishing shot visuals all look like Polish fantasy landscape paintings: filthy, gritty, and dark. The songs are great; I may look up earlier film versions, see how they handle it. The music has such an ironic air to it that Burton's visuals seem overbearing.

But overall, I'm actually enjoying it more than a lot of his recent stuff, excepting Big Fish. I've really enjoyed the comic timing and have laughed quite a bit, which makes the wife worry when there's that much blood spurting around.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3768 on: February 24, 2010, 05:51:10 PM »
watchmen

garbage.

ManaByte

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3769 on: February 24, 2010, 05:54:18 PM »
watchmen

garbage.

I liked the opening credits.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3770 on: February 24, 2010, 06:34:25 PM »
watchmen

garbage.

I liked the opening credits.

Opening credits were pretty awesome, so was Dr. Manhattan's origin.

Philip Glass  :heartbeat
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« Reply #3771 on: February 24, 2010, 07:17:41 PM »
About just-over-halfway through Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd adaptation.

I've had this sitting on the shelf for months waiting to be watched.  Going to try to get to it this weekend.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3772 on: February 25, 2010, 03:12:41 AM »
Dead Snow

NAZI ZOMBIES

It was enjoyable.  The build up is too slow but once it gets going it's a lot of fun.  Very Evil Dead influenced.  There's a scene with a chainsaw and a hammer that is totally awesome.  It won't blow you away, but if you like the idea of nazi zombies in the snow (aka you played Operation Darkness), it's worth a watch.

Raban

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3773 on: February 25, 2010, 12:58:47 PM »
Went to see The Imaginarius of Dr. Parnassus while high with a buddy last night. I have a feeling I would've hated that film had I been sober.

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« Reply #3774 on: February 25, 2010, 02:48:36 PM »
Went to see The Imaginarius of Dr. Parnassus while high with a buddy last night. I have a feeling I would've hated that film had I been sober.
Nah.  It was pretty damn awesome sober.  We have similar opinions, remember? :)

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« Reply #3775 on: February 25, 2010, 02:55:26 PM »
Went to see The Imaginarius of Dr. Parnassus while high with a buddy last night. I have a feeling I would've hated that film had I been sober.
Nah.  It was pretty damn awesome sober.  We have similar opinions, remember? :)

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« Reply #3776 on: February 25, 2010, 05:31:38 PM »
Wow. That's crazy.
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« Reply #3777 on: February 25, 2010, 05:34:43 PM »
I watched The Hurt Locker again with the commentary on.  I was right about some of the scenes with angry-looking civilian spectators.  Not actors!  Early in the film when the humvee is negotiating a crowded street on the way to the site with the daisy-chained IED, it's not a closed street.  They actually filmed a gun truck with actors in US Army uniforms honking at cars and yelling at them to move in real traffic.  Bigelow claims that the part where the actor in the turret throws the water bottle wasn't in the script, and the car he through it at wasn't part of their crew, so that's actually a candid reaction from the people in the car.  Unbelievable! 

:usacry

That deserves a  :american imo

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #3778 on: February 25, 2010, 05:56:24 PM »
Followed up the Dances with Wolves four hour marathon with Open Range. The audio for that last gunfight in DTS is fucking awesome.
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« Reply #3779 on: February 25, 2010, 07:46:41 PM »
Hollywood further destroying the image of the American military abroad :usacry

That scene is actually quite accurate:

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