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« Reply #12780 on: January 12, 2012, 06:19:05 PM »


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« Reply #12781 on: January 12, 2012, 06:30:47 PM »
Bruce Willis with HAIR?! :omg
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« Reply #12782 on: January 12, 2012, 07:17:45 PM »
Haywire is looking cool.  It's an entire movie of Gina Carano being up dudes.  The camera is stationary for all the action so you actually see what's happening.

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« Reply #12783 on: January 13, 2012, 06:05:24 AM »
Watched Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. I really liked the film and will rewatch it at some point. I had questions to still ask about the film.

It was also a movie where I find myself saying "that had everyone in it!" I noticed a girl from Downtown Abbey and it took me awhile to realize Peter was the Sherlock Holmes actor. Make a brit blonde and he disappears I guess. I pointed this out to CG, but she hasn't seen the new BBC Sherlock. So I link her a image of him as Sherlock and she says "wow he has chink eyes."

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« Reply #12784 on: January 13, 2012, 01:47:17 PM »
Next Avengers Heroes of Tomorrow - Shit/10
Real Steel - A surprisingly palatable family movie. good surprise.

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« Reply #12785 on: January 13, 2012, 01:49:13 PM »
Real Steel has been getting some great write ups.  I think I'll have to check it out now.
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« Reply #12786 on: January 13, 2012, 01:49:40 PM »
:thumbsup for altered states

My parents watched that once while smoking pot and making chocolate mousse back in the day. I was staying with my grandparents that night. :lol
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« Reply #12787 on: January 13, 2012, 01:51:10 PM »
I went in expecting average family orientated feel good drek, but left feeling entertained and wishing other family movies could be of this quality. Solid 7/10 imo.

EDIT: Talking about Real Steel obv
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« Reply #12788 on: January 13, 2012, 02:08:11 PM »
Real Steel has been getting some great write ups.  I think I'll have to check it out now.

No fucking way. Really?

Maybe I'll Netflix it over the summer when I'm home with Lil' Gundam.
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« Reply #12789 on: January 13, 2012, 02:11:14 PM »
:thumbsup for altered states

My parents watched that once while smoking pot and making chocolate mousse back in the day. I was staying with my grandparents that night. :lol
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« Reply #12790 on: January 13, 2012, 02:18:37 PM »
I guess that was the one and only time my Dad ever smoked pot. Apparently it was a crazy strong blunt and it made Altered States really freaky. :lol
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« Reply #12791 on: January 13, 2012, 02:28:11 PM »
I watched Heaven Can Wait last night.  I think it might be the oldest movie (1943) that I have ever laughed hysterically at.  Really enjoyed it.
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« Reply #12792 on: January 13, 2012, 02:44:56 PM »
Probably the oldest movie I've laughed a lot at is Unfaithfully Yours, from 1948.
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« Reply #12793 on: January 13, 2012, 03:16:35 PM »
Real Steel has been getting some great write ups.  I think I'll have to check it out now.

No fucking way. Really?

Maybe I'll Netflix it over the summer when I'm home with Lil' Gundam.


I too was shocked.  I'll see if I can dig up the write ups I read.

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Real Steel is an expertly crafted bit of classical Hollywood cotton candy, reminiscent both of Amblin Entertainment's family fare of the 1980s, as well as the pulpy  FX-ridden mayhem of Charles Band's Empire Pictures (like Robot Jox or Arena) of the same era, but what elevates the film past being an excellent bit of commodified sugar rush is how the film's technology intersects with its text. Call it Motion-Capture: The Movie, but also call it one of the best Hollywood films of 2011.

I think that was the one that made me go "wait, really?"
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« Reply #12794 on: January 13, 2012, 09:16:50 PM »
so I just saw the new documentary on Richard Garriot.  I didn't hate it.  Garriot is a fairly endearing eccentric and it is enjoyable to watch him live out his dream, even if it is a dream that only someone unbelievably privileged could attain.  Also my guild leader from Ultima Online was in it for like 5 seconds as a talking head :lol
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« Reply #12795 on: January 15, 2012, 12:01:44 PM »
Love Exposure.

This is...amazing...

Trailer (which fails to convey its total awesomosity)
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« Reply #12796 on: January 15, 2012, 01:53:56 PM »
How is that four hours long...?
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« Reply #12797 on: January 15, 2012, 02:15:08 PM »
Love Exposure sound pretty wild, but 4 hours? Yikes.
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« Reply #12798 on: January 15, 2012, 02:16:42 PM »
This is from the director of Suicide Club? I need this in me right now. :drool
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« Reply #12799 on: January 15, 2012, 04:45:43 PM »
there's a DVD newly available from Netflix, I'll be seeing it, eventually.  Hell, I didn't even know a DVD could hold 4 hours of content.

speaking of weird, Japanesey-stuff, its hard to give an accurate discription of Bunraku without it sounding pretty freaking awesome.  Its a deliberately stage-y take on gangster noir with a visual style that one ups Dick Tracy in terms of live-action-comic-book and a weirdly diverse cast that features Josh Hartnett and Japanese rocker/very pretty man Gackt, as well as features Woody Harrelson, Ron Perelman, and Demi Moore in substantial supporting roles.  Oh, and there's lots of well staged and non-shaky-cam afflicted fisticuffs.

If only the script were half as clever as the production design.  Bunraku is the worst kind of bad movie, dissapointing and boring.  This could have been the genre film of the year, but the script is freaking terrible, and Josh Hartnett is, well, lets be kind and say he's been very badly miscast as some sort of swaggering, unstoppable badass.  Its a film that's frequently a wonder to behold, but its usually only mere moments before the film will burn through its very good ideas and get back to the business of being shitty again.  There's moments of greatness here, but they frusterate all the more for the mediocrity that they rise out of.

2/5

After the sorrowful crappiness of Bunraku, the more comforting but not quite excellence of Burke and Hare was a relief.  Its a black comedy that's not really that dark, but it is a comedy and is usually kind of funny.  With such a great topic as the cadavar making-and-selling story that powers the film, and the cast behind it, one could be excused for harboring very high expectations for this movie.  Its John friggin Landis back at work, its Simon Pegg in a leading role, its from the reformed Ealing Studios.  It should be awesome, but I'm willing to settle for amusing and not crappy.

3/5


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« Reply #12800 on: January 15, 2012, 07:09:58 PM »


I don't know why. So very bad. So, so very bad.

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« Reply #12801 on: January 15, 2012, 07:20:49 PM »
Detective Dee and the Phantom Flame

Fun.  Reminded me of Hellboy 2 for some reason.  Fun little fantastical wuxia film. 
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« Reply #12802 on: January 15, 2012, 07:31:11 PM »
I watched that recently as well. Not a great movie, but a lot of fun.

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« Reply #12803 on: January 15, 2012, 11:27:55 PM »
Tinker Tailer

Late to the party and all that, but was quite good.  Very much enjoyed it.

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« Reply #12804 on: January 15, 2012, 11:36:53 PM »
Seen a few things recently

Bridesmaids

Girlfriend wanted to watch it, and I like Judd Apatow so I thought why not. I ended up enjoying it much more than I thought I would, despite being able to pick the story a mile away. Plus anything with Roy from The IT Crowd has to be good. Seeing Rebel Wilson and Matt Lucas as relatives was incredibly eerie too.

The Hangover

I must have been the only one who hadn’t seen this movie by now. Again I enjoyed it much more than I had expected, despite knowing so much about it from people constantly talking about it (Tyson, the Tiger, Dr Ken being awesome, “not at the table Carlos” etc). I liked Bryan Callen’s role, shame it was so small. I don’t know how well it would hold up over time, but I’d much rather watch it again than ruin it by watching Hangover 2.

The Descendants

I usually hate these types of movies, if I want something to make me feel depressed I’ll look at my credit card statement or go to work. The only reason I wanted to see it is because I’d been to Hawaii recently and I wanted to look at the scenery  :-[ . Third one in a row I liked way more than I expected, and not being a big Clooney fan I thought he was fantastic. I don’t know what I was expecting with the ending but it felt a little flat, but not in a way that ruined anything preceding it and is one of the best films I've seen in a long time.
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« Reply #12805 on: January 16, 2012, 12:56:43 AM »
Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Boy there sure are a lot of CG monkeys played by Andy Serkis in this movie

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« Reply #12806 on: January 16, 2012, 04:32:07 AM »
I watched that recently as well. Not a great movie, but a lot of fun.

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Yeah, I really liked that character.  Nothing great, but certainly worth my time.  Loved the marionette puppeteer ninjas.
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« Reply #12807 on: January 16, 2012, 04:32:42 AM »
Rise was a great film. I genuinely felt for Caesar.

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« Reply #12808 on: January 16, 2012, 10:19:34 AM »
What is the consensus on Bridesmaids here? 

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« Reply #12809 on: January 16, 2012, 10:44:11 AM »
Haywire is looking cool.  It's an entire movie of Gina Carano being up dudes.  The camera is stationary for all the action so you actually see what's happening.

Excellent. I am so tired of shakycam and quick cuts being applied when the people can actually fight. Use that stuff when you have to cover for actors who can't actually fight well.

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« Reply #12810 on: January 16, 2012, 11:51:10 AM »
What is the consensus on Bridesmaids here?

It was really funny, but some of the jokes drug on for longer than necessary.
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« Reply #12811 on: January 16, 2012, 11:53:22 AM »
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« Reply #12812 on: January 16, 2012, 11:55:53 AM »
Like on the level of The Hangover?  I want to see it but I always end up choosing something else because I remember how obnoxiously overrated The Hangover is.  The bits of Bridesmaids I saw on the golden globes last night didn't seem that intriguing but everyone tells me it's fantastic.

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« Reply #12813 on: January 16, 2012, 12:08:10 PM »
I thought it was much better than The Hangover. I also thought I Love You, Man was way better than The Hangover.
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« Reply #12814 on: January 16, 2012, 12:12:06 PM »
I agree about I Love You, Man so that makes me feel a lot better about Bridesmaids.  Too many people I know hold The Hangover up like it's the funniest movie in existence.

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« Reply #12815 on: January 16, 2012, 12:13:27 PM »
so for entire calendar quarters there's never a wide release, R-rated genre film, and in January there's five of them.  This is stupid.

The Devil Inside and Contraband already made bank, so there's no freaking way that Underworld, Haywire, and The Gray also succeed, and that's just a shame.  I'm hoping its Underworld that takes a tumble, and Haywire overperforms, but that ain't likely, and The Gray looks fukawesome too.

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« Reply #12817 on: January 16, 2012, 01:55:16 PM »
I can't even tell if those are supposed to be real or a parody of Asylum's movies.
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« Reply #12818 on: January 16, 2012, 02:23:18 PM »
Paranormal Activity 3 -  ho fucking hum

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« Reply #12819 on: January 16, 2012, 02:53:33 PM »
Senna is really great

I already knew quite a bit about Senna's career, but it's probably even better if you went without foreknowledge.

It's on Netflix Instant Stream.  Check it out. It's a documentary, btw.

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« Reply #12820 on: January 16, 2012, 05:40:30 PM »
I thought it was much better than The Hangover.

Agreed, I would watch it again before The Hangover.
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« Reply #12821 on: January 16, 2012, 07:13:53 PM »
Senna is really great

I already knew quite a bit about Senna's career, but it's probably even better if you went without foreknowledge.

It's on Netflix Instant Stream.  Check it out. It's a documentary, btw.

thanks for the heads up.  I really wanted to see this when it played but missed it.
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« Reply #12822 on: January 16, 2012, 08:57:41 PM »
Bridesmaids is fucking hilarious. Way better than the Hangover.

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« Reply #12823 on: January 18, 2012, 10:36:32 AM »
This Is England.  God damn, I loved this movie.
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« Reply #12824 on: January 18, 2012, 10:53:54 AM »
Waiting for Superman

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« Reply #12825 on: January 18, 2012, 10:57:00 AM »
Real Steel has been getting some great write ups.  I think I'll have to check it out now.

watched it on the flight back home, it's the real deal. it would have easily been one of my top movies if i were a child again.

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« Reply #12826 on: January 18, 2012, 11:03:11 AM »
Love Exposure sound pretty wild, but 4 hours? Yikes.

be warned, people either love it for its deliberate amateurish qualities or despise it because of it. i rarely see such polarizing opinions on a film especially from cinema buffs. the movie might drive you mad if you're actually willing to sit through the entire duration of the film in one sitting. it gets my recommendation though.

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« Reply #12827 on: January 18, 2012, 11:25:33 AM »
I did one sitting and really liked it.

it didn't drag for me until the end when they hit the beach.

the first three hours are damn solid.

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« Reply #12828 on: January 18, 2012, 01:36:42 PM »
Manabyte!

Rumor: ‘The Expendables 2′ Rated PG-13 Because of Chuck Norris?
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Even if it didn’t ultimately deliver, so much of the first Expendables‘ appeal lay in its promise of no-holds-barred action: big stars, bigger guns, and limitless violence, all topped off with heaping dose of salty language. It’s tough to imagine a tamer, more family-friendly version of the movie having the same pull, and yet if a new rumor is to be believed, that may be exactly what we’re getting with The Expendables 2 — and it may all be Walker, Texas Ranger’s fault.

In a recent interview with the Polish site Gazeta, star Chuck Norris claimed that per one of his conditions for signing on to the project, The Expendables 2 would be cleaning up for a PG-13 classification. (The first Expendables movie received an R for violence and language.) Read his comments after the jump.
http://www.slashfilm.com/rumor-the-expendables-2-rated-pg13-chuck-norris/

Adult language rarely adds anything to a film. Looking back on the classic action films of the 70s and 80s they weren't nearly as profane as R-rated films are today. Plus the last Expendable film was horribly written anyway, I doubt taking out curse words is going to hurt the sequel's quality.

This will certainly hurt the level of violence in the film, but then again you can make a good action film without ridiculous violence. And again, it's not like the first Expendables (or the new Rambo) were good films with all that violence
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« Reply #12829 on: January 18, 2012, 01:39:01 PM »
The first Expandable really didn't have that much language, some of the violence will have to be toned down though.
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« Reply #12830 on: January 18, 2012, 04:17:04 PM »
Fincher's Girl with the Dragon Tattoo: I wasn't especially impressed with the Swedish version, to be honest.  This one is much better I think.  Better direction, lighting and acting all around.  And dat soundtrack.

Still pretty blah story.  But hey, Rooney Mara is hot and so is Daniel Craig.
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« Reply #12831 on: January 18, 2012, 05:03:28 PM »
Both today and yesterday I put on Tree of Life in the background while working.  I did it yesterday because I hadn't seen it since theaters but today I did it because the music is fucking amazing and makes me more productive.  Such an awesome soundtrack.

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« Reply #12832 on: January 18, 2012, 05:06:10 PM »
Both today and yesterday I put on Tree of Life in the background while working.  I did it yesterday because I hadn't seen it since theaters but today I did it because the music is fucking amazing and makes me more productive.  Such an awesome soundtrack.

It's a beautiful movie, but I didn't really enjoy the pacing. It felt self-indulgent, to be honest.

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« Reply #12833 on: January 18, 2012, 05:09:57 PM »
I loved the pacing.  When it ended in the theaters I was like "What?  No!"  It's probably why I'd also love the 6 hour cut he is supposedly readying.  The music, narration, visual style and editing all pushed the movie along for me.  It constantly switched between perspectives and kept me interested.  It also helps that Pitt's character reminds me a lot of my father.  But on a technical level it hit all the right notes with me.  Beautiful in so many ways.

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« Reply #12834 on: January 18, 2012, 07:04:53 PM »
Watched Timecrimes again.  I couldn't finish it the first time but I'm sick so I had the time and energy to just look at a screen.

I still think that Triangle is a better version of a similar story.

Also watched The Masters of Horror Cigarette Burns episode.  Everyone said it was the best MoH episode and uh probably but still it was fucking horrible.
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« Reply #12835 on: January 18, 2012, 07:05:50 PM »
Watched Timecrimes again.  I couldn't finish it the first time but I'm sick so I had the time and energy to just look at a screen.

I still think that Triangle is a better version of a similar story.

I actually thought the exact opposite.
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« Reply #12836 on: January 18, 2012, 07:19:54 PM »
I liked Triangle a lot more.  The guy in Timecrimes just had me thinking "wtf is wrong with you??" from dumb decisions the whole time.

Edit: That said both movies were pretty damn entertaining to me.  I'm sure there are other movies that play with this gimmick.  Any recommendations?
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« Reply #12837 on: January 18, 2012, 07:23:48 PM »
Also I have not seen a Masters of Horror that was good.  Everyone told meto watch Fair Hair Child or whatever but that one didn't grab me either. 

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« Reply #12838 on: January 18, 2012, 07:30:51 PM »
Run Lola Run (but not really)
The Butterfly Effect (but not really)
Source Code (but not really)
Groundhog Day
Primer (maybe?  Haven't seen it in a long time)
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« Reply #12839 on: January 18, 2012, 07:55:53 PM »
Yeah, Primer is somewhat similar with multiple timelines and lots of stuff getting messed up because people don't know how to be smart about time travel.
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