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« Reply #24360 on: March 29, 2016, 06:08:14 PM »
To be fair, that was the plan until 3 fucked everything up.

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« Reply #24361 on: March 29, 2016, 06:15:09 PM »
Well I don't think the coarse correction that was DOFP was any good either. Tottaly botched the future aspect and the "present" time stuff was dealt dealing with shitty Mystique and whinny Xavier. Why people like DOFP I have no idea. At least BvS has actual action scenes that aren't tottaly boring.

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« Reply #24362 on: March 29, 2016, 06:17:45 PM »
For all of Lex's tough talk about taking on gods, they should open Justice League with literal god Darkseid instantly vaporizing him for being annoying. And then tearing apart the Justice League like Faora does those soldiers.

And then the rest of the three hours is just the Anti-Life Equation repeated over and over.

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Because the entire DCEU has actually been a plot designed by Desaad to take over Earth for Darkseid from the beginning.
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« Reply #24363 on: March 29, 2016, 06:23:09 PM »
loneliness + man of steel + fear + jonah hex + self-worth ÷ steel ÷ condemnation ÷ green lantern x batman forever x batman returns x superman iv n=y where y=catwoman and n=superman iii, love=supergirl, life=death, self=batman v superman

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« Reply #24364 on: March 29, 2016, 06:24:42 PM »
Where did you learn math?

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« Reply #24372 on: March 29, 2016, 09:04:42 PM »
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« Reply #24373 on: March 30, 2016, 02:00:17 AM »
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« Reply #24374 on: March 31, 2016, 12:33:32 PM »
I can't fucking wait until those second week numbers come in on Sunday. It'll be like old GAF+NPD day. HnnnnnnnnnnnGGGGGG :preach

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« Reply #24375 on: March 31, 2016, 01:30:39 PM »
its already cleared over a half billion dollars worldwide, unless it stops making money immediately WB ain't gonna be hurting off of this.

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« Reply #24376 on: March 31, 2016, 01:43:31 PM »
its already cleared over a half billion dollars worldwide, unless it stops making money immediately WB ain't gonna be hurting off of this.

For comparison, Man of Steel made "only" $668 mil (on a $225 mil budget) and that was low enough that WB had reservations about moving forward with this universe. But I guess they said "fuck it" since Green Lantern already failed and they wanted to make a universe ASAP, so here we are.

BvS's budget is $250 mil, but the leash has got to be pretty short on this thing appeasing WB investors. If it doesn't make a bil they'll probably say it underperformed.

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« Reply #24377 on: March 31, 2016, 03:45:22 PM »
Gross box office numbers are... Gross. It's not what the studio cash in, 50% of that may stay to the theaters and others (And in China it can go up to 75%).

Production budgets don't include marketing costs and those are gargantuan on those tentpoles.

Even without the exact numbers you kinda get the picture of why MoS was a letdown for WB. It may very well be that it didn't break even in theaters or had a lousy profit margin.

Then again the real bread and butter of studios is video and broadcast. I'm sure MoS will be plenty profitable down the line.
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« Reply #24378 on: March 31, 2016, 03:51:22 PM »
I wish SAP had a T-Code to view the Gross/Net actuals for movies.  I'll settle for cost centers I guess  :doge

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« Reply #24379 on: March 31, 2016, 08:56:06 PM »
It really is an interesting movie, but I am surprised that people actually like this Batman. He's the most defeated Batman ever. He's a Batman that has mostly failed. People have a problem with him killing, but it honestly makes sense. Not because he's tired or whatever. The age excuse doesn't make much sense here. No, rather because he's basically failed. This a bitter and angry Batman.

I did'nt realize the Bat Branding is a new thing in-universe. The person in the movie is only the 2nd one to receive it and Alferd is'nt even aware of it. I guess Batman has sunk so low that while he won't outright kill people, he doesn't mind if someone else does. He disregards his 20 years of crime fighting as being somewhat pointless after all his legacy will be killing Superman and whatever people became villains and the good guys died. That applies to Batman as well. But was he always so angry? I'm unsure, but apparently the lesson he learned from his parents was to never let go of pain and be pretty childish about it. His line about how his parents taught him "the world only makes sense if you force it" to me runs counter to the main lesson Batman learns from Rachel in Begins. There Batman learns that revenge is'nt justice and it's just selfish. The world doesn't revolve around you, it's not about you. Suffering is everywhere, try to fix it not just for you but for everyone. Batman then presides to journey the world and even learns that being a criminal is more complex then good and evil which then influences his morality. Remember, when arguing against Raz about dispensing justice? Batman says that having compassion towards all life is whats important. There clearly Batman knows life isn't pointless. In BvS, Batman is at a point where to him  life pretty much is. His entire crime fighting has been pointless.

You may then argue the line about leaving his legacy and that he's being a hero by taking down Superman because he may be a threat to him. Again, that's selfish. For some reason in BvS Batman is an emotional wreck. It's really the only way for the fight to make sense. Lex manipulates him with the check stuff which coincidentally hits his heart at exactly the right time. He never thinks rationally about Superman. Sure I get that he's paranoid after the whole Metropolis thing. He wants the kryptonite as a check in place. Even for non defeated Batman, it's not totally out of character for him. I don't think he's even 100% interested in taking down Superman even after Supes issues the stupid ultimatum. It really is until the entire you failed your family realization combined with the congress attack that I guess his emotions go buck wiled and he decides Supes must die. Maybe it is in character with this Batman. He's paranoid and clearly not trustworthy of people. It makes some sense that after that he'd just simply decided to kill Superman. Yet, is it true to the character? He already knows Lex has a plan involving kryptonite. Would he not also investigate the congress bombing? Whats been going on with his former employee? How does Lex tie into this? Apparently not, the answer is Superman has to die because maybe he bombed the congress(which btw the news even knows thats not the case) and he's an emotional wreck. It makes some sense, but still raises questions if it's good or not. I'm not sure, because I don't think this movie sold Batman's character arc that well.

The entire Martha scene is'nt as bad as people make it out to be. It is forced. Why wouldn't Superman just say "save my mother". I don't really think he'd waste his precious breath(he is super weak) sounding out Martha when most people just say "ma" or "mom" when referring to their parents. Yet it makes sense that it could possibly temper a Batman that is so emotional right now. He could realize that "hey this Alien who I've only seen as one thing is actually a person, a human with a mom he cares about". That's what they are going for, but it's written pretty hackeyed. It was always going to be slightly corny, but whatever.

Also I guess his distrust of Superman is further compounded by the dreams. The Flash dream I think is all you really needed. It works on two levels.

"You were right about him". Well I think its about Darkside, but obviously Bruce doesn't know that guy and would think Superman. So added points for suspicion of Superman.

But also "Lois is the key" would maybe add some credence to her words when she says hey "don't attack Superman".

But maybe Superman should have tried harder to tell Batman whats up as well. But then again this ain't super nice guy Superman where rather it's "I guess he attacked, that means I have to fight now even though I could obviously still just sit here and take the punishment for hours and hopefully get to him by explaining the position.

Oh but he's on the clock.

Ok fine. I guess Superman is also super emotional. Though, maybe that's not a bad idea either. He cares about his mom after all.


Either way the long dream sequence just feels uneeded. The Flash one does all the same stuff, but in like 5 secs.

But the thing is Batman's character arc is supposed to be "I'm hopeless to I'm not anymore lets create the Justice League". He is clearly in a new mindset at the end, but this is supposed to be because of Superman. Superman influenced this change because I guess Superman died and thats inspirational. I don't think this works. In other Superman stories it would, because Superman is a hopeful and inspirational character. Here his arc is "I'm conflicted about if the world wants or needs me, where do I fit as Superman?". Which I think is a fine story, but I'm not sure it works running counter to Batman's arc. The reason they mostly work well together is because one is dark and the other is light. One is serious, the other more jovial. Can they work in a story where they are both dark? Both conflicted? I don't think so and it dosen't work here. Superman is'nt heroic until the very end, so your left questing why he would make a huge impact on Batman? Yes I get it, he sacrificed himself and Batman is kind of the villian, but did you also have to make Superman a conflicted hero as well? It's a yes and no answer though. Obviously, the reason Superman comes into conflict with Batman is because "hey Batman, you've gone too far now". But Superman has killed Zod and I haven't seen enough conflict within himself about that. Just busting all end Batmans face and demand he stop because you think the branding has crossed the line seems a bit dickish.

Then Luther just kind of sucks. What was his plan? I mean he's been working on manipulating Batman, which he knows is Bruce Wayne and has for at least 2 years(which is strange). So that he could kill Superman. Which is strange because Lex says its a 2 year plan, but the world has only known Superman for 18 months right? I don't know, whatever. I guess his plan is to bring in the Kryptonite. Ok at first it seems he was trying to do it legally. That fails and that subplot is made moot because he was smuggling it in anyway. So why did the movie even have the plot with the senator? I think because he was planning to use it as bargaining chip to get into the Kryptone Ship and get Zods Body. It's just those happen so early in the movie, its like why is this still here? He clearly never needed the governments approval anyway. Why keep it from Batman though? I guess to just keep up appearances. And I guess Doomsday really is just a curiosity and a fallback plan and because it is a movie with a 3 act structure, he decides to enact at exactly the same time his other plan to kill Superman is going on. It's silly, but not really that bad. I think the plan sadly requires a lot of assumptions to work in the plot.

But I'm not unsure if Lex has no motives. He is untrustworthy(TRUST IS A THEME) of heroes. Maybe that's why he's been keeping ties on Batman(who is a hero to Gotham or at least the police) to the point of knowing his identity(man Batman is a bad detective) and also keeping track of the other meta humans. His motivation is to discredit the big one, Superman. Prove that he can be corrupted and be made to do evil things. Why? because doesn't believe in absolute good or heroes. Maybe he's also jealous. I think the orphan stuff is supposed to be hitting on Lex's issues of inferiority. I don't think it's spelled out that well, but he clearly does have some image problems. 

I don't know. I think the movies main problem is execution. I think it has some good ideas and is'nt actually as brainless and stupid as people think it is. Yet it's just clearly not executed well and doesn't come together well. 

Stuff like people honestly thinking Superman killed people in Africa is still silly and besides, the entire movie of MoS is enough grounds to question his motives. You didn't have to make up another incident. Or at least make a better one as the point was that he was acting around the world with no super vision.

Also don't compare this Batman to DKR Batman. That Batman values life. He was paying for Dent's rehab and is sadden when Dent succumbs to everything. Takes the Mutants under his wing after beating them. May have gotten desperate with the Joker, but does not kill him. His fight with Superman happens not because he hates Superman or because he's emotional. It happens because at that point he realizes what he is. He is BATMAN. He will always be Batman and being Batman means making difficult choices for the greater good. Even if the times don't ask for him to be Batman and Superman represents that. Sure he takes some solace in defeating Superman, but thats about it.
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« Reply #24380 on: March 31, 2016, 09:00:17 PM »
That is a lot of text

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« Reply #24381 on: March 31, 2016, 09:02:12 PM »
Yeah holy shit. I liked the movie but that is way too much analysis for me. Is there a TL;dr?

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« Reply #24383 on: April 01, 2016, 02:34:10 AM »
Sorry, I saw it again with my mother(who did like it) and had some thoughts about and kept going and going
















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« Reply #24384 on: April 01, 2016, 02:34:27 AM »
TL;DR - Everyone's mom was named Martha in the 30's.
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« Reply #24385 on: April 01, 2016, 03:26:01 AM »
I wish SAP had a T-Code to view the Gross/Net actuals for movies.  I'll settle for cost centers I guess  :doge

My limited understanding is that even for the American market, the cut is not flat. Share % can be negociated to be heavier up front in the first days for one party for instance. On international markets, the share will fluctuate with local regulations and depending on whether or not the studio major is doing the distribution as well or has to work with local partners.
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« Reply #24386 on: April 01, 2016, 07:35:11 AM »
I wish SAP had a T-Code to view the Gross/Net actuals for movies.  I'll settle for cost centers I guess  :doge

My limited understanding is that even for the American market, the cut is not flat. Share % can be negociated to be heavier up front in the first days for one party for instance. On international markets, the share will fluctuate with local regulations and depending on whether or not the studio major is doing the distribution as well or has to work with local partners.
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« Reply #24387 on: April 01, 2016, 10:37:12 AM »
TL;DR - Everyone's mom was named Martha in the 30's.
My grandma's name was Martha. And my other grandma's name was Nicie.

Pretty sure parents aren't picking names like that today lmao
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« Reply #24388 on: April 01, 2016, 12:18:18 PM »
But the thing is Batman's character arc is supposed to be "I'm hopeless to I'm not anymore lets create the Justice League". He is clearly in a new mindset at the end, but this is supposed to be because of Superman. Superman influenced this change because I guess Superman died and thats inspirational.

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« Reply #24389 on: April 01, 2016, 12:19:47 PM »
Gross box office numbers are... Gross. It's not what the studio cash in, 50% of that may stay to the theaters and others (And in China it can go up to 75%).

Production budgets don't include marketing costs and those are gargantuan on those tentpoles.

Even without the exact numbers you kinda get the picture of why MoS was a letdown for WB. It may very well be that it didn't break even in theaters or had a lousy profit margin.

Then again the real bread and butter of studios is video and broadcast. I'm sure MoS will be plenty profitable down the line.

funny story that's relevant enough to jab in here: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/china-film-execs-claim-terminator-820874


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« Reply #24390 on: April 01, 2016, 01:54:34 PM »
But the thing is Batman's character arc is supposed to be "I'm hopeless to I'm not anymore lets create the Justice League". He is clearly in a new mindset at the end, but this is supposed to be because of Superman. Superman influenced this change because I guess Superman died and thats inspirational.
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« Reply #24392 on: April 01, 2016, 05:03:26 PM »
for reals, its actually happening this time, no fooling guys...

So Don Quixote is happening again, maybe. Jack O' Connell will be in high demand so getting him is a coup, but he cant likely keep him if there's any scheduling changes, such as having to replace the pancreatic cancer suffering-John Hurt by September.

So yeah, I'll believe this movie actually exists pretty much only when I get to see it. Gilliam did get some mighty impressive, Gilliam-esque visuals out of his clearly budget restricted The Zero Theorem, so perhaps this will all work out.

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« Reply #24393 on: April 01, 2016, 05:15:18 PM »
The article says Hurt was cleared by doctors in October.

However, the article also has a date of 3/31, sooooooo
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« Reply #24394 on: April 01, 2016, 05:25:23 PM »
for reals, its actually happening this time, no fooling guys...

So Don Quixote is happening again, maybe. Jack O' Connell will be in high demand so getting him is a coup, but he cant likely keep him if there's any scheduling changes, such as having to replace the pancreatic cancer suffering-John Hurt by September.

So yeah, I'll believe this movie actually exists pretty much only when I get to see it. Gilliam did get some mighty impressive, Gilliam-esque visuals out of his clearly budget restricted The Zero Theorem, so perhaps this will all work out.
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« Reply #24395 on: April 01, 2016, 08:11:18 PM »
Not to bring bad luck to Gilliam, but the final film if completed will have a hard time living up to the source material and to its own crazy production history.
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« Reply #24396 on: April 02, 2016, 04:50:02 AM »
Yeah, but who cares? I am stoked if it finally comes out. Gilliam will be able to finally gasp out, "I'm done!"

I really liked Zero Theorem, though many panned it. I am excited to see what finally comes of Don Quixote.

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« Reply #24397 on: April 02, 2016, 08:44:52 PM »
BvS being a critical flop [and currently crashing hard at the box office] has already had an effect on WB:

A couple of weeks ago I spoke with an excellent source who told me something surprising: the trailer for Suicide Squad, the one with the Queen song, did not represent the film as it then existed. "Every joke in the movie is in that trailer," this source told me. The enormous positive response to the trailer led to Warner Bros requesting reshoots that would alter the tone of the film, bringing in some more of the lightness to which audiences responded.

I have since spoken to more sources and I understand that the reshoots are happening right now, as recently as this week, and that they're big - tens of millions of dollars big. And they're adding more humor and lightness into the film.
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« Reply #24398 on: April 03, 2016, 12:45:40 AM »
Midnight Special is another log on the pile of latter day works inspired by John Carpenter, a grittier, synth-scored take on the science-fiction/on the run thriller that was surprisingly prevalent in the 80's (Short Circuit, Starman, The Philadelphia Experiment, The Terminator). But this is done with more artistry, more interesting characters, better acting, and niftier science fiction then, oh, lets say Firestarter, was able to muster. Micheal Shannon is great as the strong/fragile protector of his mysterious little boy, who might be the only guy on earth with more intense eyes then his old man. Its just a really well done genre flick, with some nice commentary on parenthood and faith in general. Recommended.

Marguerite is a good movie about a terrible artist. And it sort of makes some convincing points in favor of terrible art, or at least for terrible artists. Marguerite Dumont has a Wieseau-ian level of talent for the opera music that she so very much loves to sing, and like The Room's auteur she's moneyed up enough to insulate herself from her perceived ability and the real lack thereof. That the character doesn't come off as a obnoxious, blinkered idiot, is sort of incredible. Her lonely, sad existence is enlivened by her 'performances' of which she hopes will catch the wandering eye of her continually embarrassed husband, and just because it hasn't worked yet doesn't mean its time to give up now. The tonal balance between comedy and tragedy is impressively well done, striking several emotional keys in at once is a surprisingly harmonious manner, despite the, um, gawd-awful music on display. My money is on this being better then the Meryl Streep version of the same story that comes out later this year.


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« Reply #24399 on: April 03, 2016, 10:26:13 AM »
Watched Minions with my son. We both giggled a lot. There are enough talented people in it that I'll have to re-watch it in English at some point.

Spielberg's War of the Worlds; a mixed bag. I'm not entirely sure Spielberg's tacked-on family drama serves no purpose, but it feels like it. Considering how many other scenes hew close to Wells' original work, it seems silly and unnecessary. Great visuals; I love how desaturated everything is, and the sense of scale is just about perfect.

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« Reply #24400 on: April 03, 2016, 11:42:06 AM »
Haven't seen Marguerite but yeah I heard a couple of pleased opinions along the lines mentioned upthread.

War of the Worlds is a good film. I'm not sure the family stuff is the real problem here although that ending is terrible.  The cellar stuff I'm not too crazy about as well. Spielberg had huge problems with the closing act of all its movies between Saving Private Ryan and the fourth Indiana Jones (when it was not the movies themselves being so-so). A shame because this and Minority Report are great otherwise.
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« Reply #24401 on: April 03, 2016, 11:52:13 AM »
http://deadline.com/2016/04/batman-v-superman-box-office-second-weekend-gods-not-dead-2-1201729796/

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However, the whole -68% second frame free fall for the Dark Knight and Son of Jor’El brawl — which is just under X-Men Origins: Wolverine‘s -69% as the steepest sophomore drop for a superhero movie — has caused a lot of agita in the BvS camp, especially since the Zack Snyder film didn’t face any fresh studio obstacles this weekend.


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« Reply #24402 on: April 03, 2016, 01:11:30 PM »
Never understood why WB trusted Snyder with it and in a year I wont understand why they didn't dump him after this.
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« Reply #24403 on: April 03, 2016, 01:24:22 PM »
Is Snyder to blame? The problem was moreso the writing. Like M Night, he has a good eye for direction and can make good films, but he needs a good script and a studio heavily involved. WB is pretty hands on but the script was trash. Why not get a decent one?

But then again...didn't Snyder come up with the grimdark take on Superman, no fun allowed, etc shit?
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« Reply #24404 on: April 03, 2016, 02:09:08 PM »
Snyder and Goyer both need to go, as neither seems to be contributing anything of any real value.
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« Reply #24405 on: April 03, 2016, 02:34:56 PM »
The buck stops at Warner. I mean it's not like they were kept in the dark with any development. Snyder did some Snyder, as expected.
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« Reply #24406 on: April 03, 2016, 05:15:10 PM »
Saw The Assassin by Hou Hsiao Hsien and wow at the boredom. I've always been more of a fan of the Tsui Hark classics but I can appreciate a more fancypants approach to the genre like Wong Kar Wai's Ashes of Times (which retained some of the melodramatic vibe and was very strong in putting you into the raw sentiment by the end). But here it is really boiled down to a very sedated, mundane and coy story. That's the first HHH film I see as I abandoned ship 20mn into Millenium Mambo. At least it's pretty to look at but I've never been enraptured by the image either.
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« Reply #24407 on: April 03, 2016, 06:39:56 PM »
Haven't seen Marguerite but yeah I heard a couple of pleased opinions along the lines mentioned upthread.

War of the Worlds is a good film. I'm not sure the family stuff is the real problem here although that ending is terrible.  The cellar stuff I'm not too crazy about as well. Spielberg had huge problems with the closing act of all its movies between Saving Private Ryan and the fourth Indiana Jones (when it was not the movies themselves being so-so). A shame because this and Minority Report are great otherwise.

Yes, you're right. Minority Report is just about perfect... dat end tho'...  :-\ There are so many places he could have ended it EARLIER and left it up to audience speculation what happens next as a form of metacomment. NOPE. Let's just spell EVERYTHING out, except what happened to Cruise's missing son. ??? If you're not going to really wrap it up, leave it as open as possible.

The cellar scene is straight out of Wells' novel, which is one of the areas I was mentally referencing as to the film's adherence. I thought it worked OK, but it's really only there to add a foil to the narrator's speculation. It could just as easily have been an argument between the son and father -- no shortage of those.

BTW, I've also got The Assassin on standby right now, and I'm sad to hear it's going to be a slog.

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« Reply #24408 on: April 03, 2016, 06:55:43 PM »
Is Snyder to blame? The problem was moreso the writing. Like M Night, he has a good eye for direction and can make good films, but he needs a good script and a studio heavily involved. WB is pretty hands on but the script was trash. Why not get a decent one?

But then again...didn't Snyder come up with the grimdark take on Superman, no fun allowed, etc shit?

That was goyer, who is coasting on the fact that his name is tied to Nolan's Batman movies. When most of his writing didn't even make it in those movies(except for certain trash moments like the cop talking about thanksgiving in TDK).

I thought Goyer's script was shitcanned from BvS? Someone else re-wrote the entire film iirc.
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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #24409 on: April 03, 2016, 06:58:37 PM »
Yes. I hate to withhold shit from Goyer but it's entirely possible his first draft was more coherent than the mess Chris Terrio turned in.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #24410 on: April 03, 2016, 08:08:31 PM »
the assassin was my fav film from last year (tho it only arrived in cinemas here this year, aka movie of the year two years in a row :bow2)

Hou Hsiao Hsien doesn't really have anything meaningful in common with Tsui Hark or Wong Kar Wai tho, Tsai Ming-liang is a better comparison.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #24411 on: April 03, 2016, 10:37:25 PM »
Batman: Bad Blood

A movie that has Batman, Robin, Nightwing, Batwoman and... Batwing... all in one movie, how can you go wrong? TBH the Batman fan in me was pretty sated just seeing all those elements on-screen (though Batwing felt veeeerrrry shoehorned in... which fits because he's also always shoehorned in the comics, lol.) Having not known a ton about Batwoman other than the basics, I feel she was treated very respectably here.

This movie adapts elements of Batman Inc., specifically Talia's feud with Batman/Damian and The Heretic aka Damian's clone. We also get Dickbats in this movie, which was a great nod to the comics I appreciated. Sadly Dick and Damian still aren't quite BFFs yet (the seeds for which are planted in JL vs. TT, see below), but I still appreciate Damian's smartass attitude (and have warmed up considerably to his VA.)

This would be a 4 / 5 for me except for the ending, which is kinda loud and obnoxious for no real reason and a lot of the action feels kinda pointless. But if you're a Batman fan, I'd say this is worth watching - it's not Under the Red Hood, but it's a little better than Son of Batman and Batman vs. Robin.

These Batman-focused animated movies are finally stretching to encompass the broader Bat-mythos, so I have a slight amount of hope for Tim Drake to show up. DC plz.

3 / 5



Justice League vs. Teen Titans

Fairly predictable plot, but there's some pretty strong character work here. Nothing mindblowing, especially if you've seen the Teen Titans cartoon, but a couple characters had really good arcs. It's hard for me to put a finger on why I liked this one but I feel like it was better than I expected overall.

Once again, both of these movies were pretty short (72 minutes), but I feel like the writers have gotten a good handle on how to pace these movies for that amount of time. Sure, I'd love some more fan service and deeper-written characters, but as it stands the DC animated films hit a good note of being super focused on moving the plot along and I can't fault that. Very little fat to these movies, and I appreciate that.

4 / 5


If you're curious, the current DCAU continuity includes the following films:
   
- Justice League: War
- Son of Batman
- Justice League: Throne of Atlantis
- Batman vs. Robin
- Batman: Bad Blood
- Justice League vs. Teen Titans
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #24412 on: April 03, 2016, 11:04:09 PM »
DCAU have all been really good lately other than gods and monsters.

I'm finally watching teen titans now and its very good too. 

I'm pretty sure I could just spend my life watching super hero media, history docs, and 30rock.

O and The Flashpoint Paradox is also part of that continuity. 
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #24413 on: April 03, 2016, 11:23:51 PM »
I wonder about Flashpoint Paradox and almost included it, but I believe something at the end made it slightly incongruous to War. Either way it's worth watching on its own, I remember it being pretty awesome.

Haven't seen Gods and Monsters but I've heard it's both amazing and bad from different sources. Hmm, gonna watch it right now to form my own opinion.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #24414 on: April 03, 2016, 11:28:14 PM »
I think it depends on if you just wanted another show in the current continuity, like I did, or wanted something completely different. 

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #24415 on: April 03, 2016, 11:30:58 PM »


it set up war at the end

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #24416 on: April 03, 2016, 11:37:23 PM »
Yeah but in the new universe the JL were already a thing, where as War explicitly showed them meeting each other for the first time and teaming up.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #24417 on: April 03, 2016, 11:41:24 PM »
Just remembered that Wonder Woman violently murders a 12-year old in Flashpoint Paradox. :lol

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #24418 on: April 03, 2016, 11:52:16 PM »
When does The Killing Joke come out? :lawd
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #24419 on: April 03, 2016, 11:53:05 PM »
When does The Killing Joke come out? :lawd

Comic-Con in July, don't know for VOD.