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« Reply #24722 on: May 11, 2016, 01:26:38 PM »
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The scene could have been pretty good, but that part of it was so incredibly bad on every level.
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« Reply #24723 on: May 11, 2016, 01:31:12 PM »
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« Reply #24724 on: May 11, 2016, 03:19:12 PM »
I don't know, I liked Zemo being a regular guy.  In a story about super beings forcing or not forcing their will, it's a normal sympathetic guy who defeats them. Don't care that he's nothing like the comic and it's fine that he's kind of there. The heroes are too busy with the infighting to see the external force or even care. Which I think is kind of the point. 

I don't think it went downhill at all with the Captain America part. Cap is an honestly good character. The incredibly honest and earnest guy, but even this movie hints at his flaws of being a bit too narrow minded on his goals. Chris Evans just plays him really well without any sense of hamyness.

Either way that plays off Winter well. There Cap was no doubt in the right. Here it's not so clear cut and his more abstract concept of right has some clear flaws.
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« Reply #24725 on: May 11, 2016, 03:27:26 PM »
Zemo was really good and refreshing. 

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He's also the only MCU villain to have actually won yet.
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« Reply #24726 on: May 11, 2016, 03:32:30 PM »
Also the Black Panthers fighting style was rock solid.  That triple kick was something else.  I also love that they basically did his origin story in like 7 mins here.  Really excited for his solo movie now. 

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« Reply #24727 on: May 11, 2016, 03:41:29 PM »
Zemo was really good and refreshing. 

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He's also the only MCU villain to have actually won yet.
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Zemo had a plan and he succeeded. Be like Zemo.
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« Reply #24728 on: May 11, 2016, 03:46:49 PM »
Also for the only time other than Loki they
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I also liked Zemo, though his plan would have been fucked
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Also, that final fight, that final look on Cap's face when he brings the shield down and sweating fucking bullets. :whew I said "whew" brehs.

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« Reply #24729 on: May 12, 2016, 12:15:03 AM »


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« Reply #24730 on: May 12, 2016, 12:29:25 AM »
Well that actually looked good....


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« Reply #24731 on: May 12, 2016, 12:31:09 AM »
The trailer looked interesting aside from the Animus being some sort of arm/harness thing. Chances are if one idea that clearly stupid slipped in, others did as well. Not a good sign.
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« Reply #24732 on: May 12, 2016, 01:14:04 AM »


 :ohhh

It looks like Ubi has really stepped up its cutscene quality, but there's no evidence of improved gameplay.

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« Reply #24733 on: May 12, 2016, 01:15:44 AM »
I'm surprised people are down on this.

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« Reply #24734 on: May 12, 2016, 02:20:22 AM »
Deadpool. Fucking great. Maximum effort.

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« Reply #24735 on: May 12, 2016, 02:46:13 AM »
Fassbender, Cotillard, Assassin's Creed movie what ?

Looks meh. Matrix remix for the nu age.
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« Reply #24736 on: May 12, 2016, 10:49:56 PM »
I kinda foolishly bought tickets to see Civil War tomorrow. I haven't seen either previous Cap movie or Age of Ultron. Will I be confused?
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« Reply #24737 on: May 12, 2016, 11:05:10 PM »
Yes.  Not knowing the metastory will cause you to post about how lame it is which will severely rustle my jimmies.  Watch cap 2 and AOU tonight. 

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« Reply #24738 on: May 12, 2016, 11:07:25 PM »
Awwww but Cruel Intentions is on.
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« Reply #24739 on: May 13, 2016, 12:49:04 AM »
holy shit, is Green Room great! Jeremy Saulnier's last film (the also excellent Blue Ruin) was a double-knot-tight tension thriller, but it had more meaningful things to say about its character study and the lasting effects of violence and revenge. Green Room trades all that for graphic violence and a higher level of polish and perhaps an even higher level of tension, kept the coal black sense of humor though. I doubt very much that there will ever be a better movie about an impoverished punk band fighting neo-nazis then this. I'm not bummed at all that Saulnier's is a little more disposable, a little less artful then his last film, because holy crap does this film deliver the goods in terms of just solid filmmaking chops and lizard brain effectiveness. What a wonderful thing to watch a thriller that's constantly surprising, where the plot isn't dependant on its characters doing stupid shit, and nothing feels at all compromised.


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« Reply #24740 on: May 13, 2016, 03:26:15 AM »
I wanna see Green Room so bad  :noah

Blue Ruin was good, but I appreciate the more surreal and fucked up tone that Green Room looks like it has over the somber and thoughtful tone that Blue Ruin has. Blue Ruin was very quiet and subdued with its tension, making any surprises that more fulfilling. Green Room based on your review and other reviews I read, sounds a lot more gratifying when it comes to shock and awe.

 
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« Reply #24741 on: May 13, 2016, 03:30:39 PM »
Just saw a trailer for The Accountant. Can't believe Warner Brothers stole my life story smh.

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« Reply #24742 on: May 13, 2016, 03:42:40 PM »
Assassins Creed might be one of the worst things you could adapt into a movie. What made the series desirable at all were the settings and how those settings weren't explored in any or many videogames. Setting in a movie matters, but not nearly as much as other movie aspects, and movies have explored a lot more historical settings than videogames, tenfold.

Assassins Creed as a franchise has barely any endearing characters, the plot revolves around what happens in VR 90% of the time, atmosphere is non existent, the storytelling itself and themes are bad by videogame standards, assassins versus Templars has always been a weak and dumb as fuck story hook.

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« Reply #24743 on: May 13, 2016, 04:31:11 PM »
Just saw a trailer for The Accountant. Can't believe Warner Brothers stole my life story smh.

:rofl I was thinking the same thing after I watched it. :rofl

"Wait, this is Kara..." :lol

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« Reply #24745 on: May 13, 2016, 06:32:21 PM »
I saw Green Room twice. It's one of my favorites so far this year. I went for the second time solely for the audience reactions.

Also, I watched none of the pre-Civil War homework Arvie gave me. I ended up falling asleep while watching The Craft for the 4th time this month. Prepare for me to shit all over Civil War tonight. The Marvel movies I've seen are:

Iron Man
Avengers
Guardians of the Galaxy
Ant-Man
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« Reply #24746 on: May 13, 2016, 06:50:42 PM »
I'm watching The Craft again, just so I'll maybe remember what a good movie is like after getting out of Civil War.  The Craft is the Amazon Prime KILLER APP.
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« Reply #24747 on: May 13, 2016, 07:14:02 PM »
I saw Green Room twice. It's one of my favorites so far this year. I went for the second time solely for the audience reactions.

Also, I watched none of the pre-Civil War homework Arvie gave me. I ended up falling asleep while watching The Craft for the 4th time this month. Prepare for me to shit all over Civil War tonight. The Marvel movies I've seen are:

Iron Man
Avengers
Guardians of the Galaxy
Ant-Man

You shouldn't be off... too bad... though you really should see Winter Soldier, it's better than Civil War and gives you a heads up on Bucky and Falcon.

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« Reply #24748 on: May 13, 2016, 08:31:45 PM »
Ugh, time to go. I'm already regretting this.
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« Reply #24749 on: May 13, 2016, 09:37:12 PM »
Alright, I've had 2 corpse revivers and a frozen daiquiri on the way. At this rate I might be drunk before the movie begins and be forced to give it a good review.
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« Reply #24750 on: May 13, 2016, 09:50:54 PM »
I await your full review with glee

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« Reply #24751 on: May 13, 2016, 09:57:15 PM »
I have tickets to High Rise tomorrow, so at least I'll see one good movie this weekend.
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« Reply #24752 on: May 13, 2016, 10:00:50 PM »
I have tickets to High Rise tomorrow, so at least I'll see one good movie this weekend.
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« Reply #24753 on: May 14, 2016, 12:12:29 AM »
I guess it was bound to happen, but Nicolas Cage has been churning out so many Redbox-ready-thrillers for so long now that its a genuine surprise that he's actually made something that's totally worthwhile again. The heist film, The Trust will place highly in 2016's sleeper hit contest, that's unfortunate, but its also kinda to its benefit, as its strange hybrid of Mike Judge and James Ellroy becomes sneakily effective going into it without high expectations (sorry if this post raises them too much). Nicolas Cage and Elijah Wood play two evidence handling cops, cop bureaucrats basically, who endure constant minor humiliations and are the least cool protagonist duo to lead a film in some time, they're just desperate enough to try their hand at maybe pulling off a job that they know they're wholly unqualified for. The honestly hilarious first half of the film builds a lot of goodwill for the characters as the second half becomes about two guys who are just essentially drilling a hole. Its really a solid little flick, funnier then most straight comedies, and it handles its tonal shifts to the more standard thriller tropes rather well.

Also, Jerry Lewis is briefly in this, presumably just to prove that he's still alive (from the looks of it, just barely).


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« Reply #24754 on: May 14, 2016, 12:49:19 AM »
That was actually pretty good, although the first third was boring, and I get the feeling it would have been boring even if I saw everything I was supposed to have seen. I'm not eating a burrito and listening to Serge. This song gets me so hyped:

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« Reply #24756 on: May 14, 2016, 03:20:38 AM »
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« Reply #24758 on: May 14, 2016, 04:31:52 AM »
I guess I should say Everybody Wants Some!! is my fave of the year so far, and although it's not quite as amazing, it is a good followup to Dazed and Confused. Linklater flicks make me kinda wish I grew up in Texas.
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« Reply #24759 on: May 14, 2016, 11:48:19 AM »
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« Reply #24760 on: May 14, 2016, 11:55:53 AM »
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« Reply #24761 on: May 14, 2016, 05:24:35 PM »
Yeah, it's far more of a standard-issue Linklater flick, which I have no problem with because I think he's one of the best at doing fun dialog. Only Tarantino is better.

He did say something about it being a follow up to both Dazed and Boyhood, and I can see why he said that, too.
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« Reply #24762 on: May 15, 2016, 12:23:04 AM »
The Revenant

 :whew :whew :rejoice :rejoice

I mean I heard there was a bear scene but that was brutal, whole movie was so bleak and visceral. Loved it.

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« Reply #24763 on: May 15, 2016, 02:53:33 AM »
Tenebrae by Dario Argento

It's mostly a good one : An american crime writer comes from New York to promote a latest book, but he barely arrived that he learns that a serial killer is cutting up women left and right in manners similar to what happens in the novel. The script is of course a mere pretext for Argento to capture on film his raw own dark fantasies, he won't dwell on too long on any sort of backstory or psychology but it's actually refreshing to have a film owning its absurdity instead of even pretending to mirror some sordid reality (and in the process actually misrepresent psychology as bad). There's a couple of pretty raw and vulgar tricks in the narration but it never really detracts : the film is great fun. Great choices of locations, lots of actresses not wearing bras, impressive camera work and lighting and the main title by the Goblin is pretty much the grand daddy of all the faux-80 music revival of Driver/Hotline Miami/Daft Punk.

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« Reply #24764 on: May 15, 2016, 02:05:21 PM »
Tenebrae and Deep Red are my favorite Argento's. Gosh dang do I love the music in his films (Goblin or Ennio Morricone, the man had good taste).

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« Reply #24765 on: May 15, 2016, 03:35:46 PM »
Phenomena has a pre-Labyrinth Jennifer Connelly.

...if that interests you for some reason. (No Jared from Subway)  :doge
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« Reply #24766 on: May 15, 2016, 04:51:20 PM »
Argento is a little too hardcore for me but this talk about Goblin made me wish I could easily get his cut of Dawn of the Dead on Blu-ray in the US. The Ultimate Edition DVD that had everything made it so easy back then. :(
if you ever watched a movie about fairy tales, and thought to yourself, "I'd like this better if it had hard violence and lots of casual nudity", well then Tale of Tales is bound to delight you. Its pretty good, but not great, but its really interesting experiment in that it really is sort of a adult-ed up series of fantastical tales, the sorts that Disney has been churning out for decades with the rough edges always sanded down. This one keeps the edges firmly intact, and then puts spikes on them. The huge leaps in character logic don't always register as well as they should, but then again, when I was a wee tyke I didn't go looking for logic from any story that had dragons in it and shit. The look of the film is anything but disappointing though, and Toby Jones is really great in this.
Oh wow, this is the one from the Gamorra dude, right? The way I heard it described made it sound a bit like Gilliam's brand of dark, whimsical fantasy, at least visually. Is that on the right track?

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« Reply #24767 on: May 15, 2016, 05:02:56 PM »
Deep Red is the best. Phenomena is batshit crazy. And pretty awesome.
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« Reply #24768 on: May 15, 2016, 08:20:26 PM »
Argento is a little too hardcore for me but this talk about Goblin made me wish I could easily get his cut of Dawn of the Dead on Blu-ray in the US. The Ultimate Edition DVD that had everything made it so easy back then. :(

The UK publisher Arrow has something equivalent to the Ultimate Edition you mention. European cut is unfortunately only on DVD in that boxset though. There's also at the very least a french Blu Ray (Publisher : Opening) from 2009 with the English track and the european editing, it's also supposedly Region Free. I can't vouch for the image quality however, I do not know what's the source for that HD master and what work was done on it.
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« Reply #24769 on: May 16, 2016, 03:19:19 AM »
wow, this is the one from the Gamorra dude, right? The way I heard it described made it sound a bit like Gilliam's brand of dark, whimsical fantasy, at least visually. Is that on the right track?
Yes it is, but its not quite Gilliam-esque, in the wonderfully handcrafted yet earthy visual style it is (coulda shared production designers), but in every other way its not even close.

and I am big, big, big on Argento (animal trilogy YEA). That is,until he was replaced by a pod-person duplicate of himself at some point in the 90's. I'm kinda serious, he hasn't made anything within spitting distance of his good movies since Two Evil Eyes(90) or Trauma(93), both were flawed but still at least showed vitality. To see anything he's made since then is just sad, its just heart breaking to see a guy who had that much talent become so clearly apathetic to his own product years down the line. At least Giallo(09) was terrible in a hilarious way.

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« Reply #24770 on: May 16, 2016, 10:36:01 AM »
TFW you realize 2Fast 2Furious has a more coherent and compelling story than The Da Vinci Code.

Both had me in stitches though.

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« Reply #24771 on: May 16, 2016, 10:53:34 AM »
Was Mother of Tears bad? I've kind of wanted to finish the trilogy.

It was awful.
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« Reply #24772 on: May 16, 2016, 12:05:03 PM »
Yeah, I really wanted to like MoT but it wasn't... good... like at all.

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« Reply #24773 on: May 16, 2016, 12:36:23 PM »
Amazing Spider-Man 2

It was just like the first, extremely forgettable.

Dungeons & Dragons
I watched this for Thora Birch but she was barely in it and her "accent" was hilariously bad. Dogshit movie.

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« Reply #24774 on: May 16, 2016, 12:46:29 PM »
Watched Deadpool on a flight.  Great movie.  I can't stand comic book movies but this is an exception.
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« Reply #24775 on: May 16, 2016, 04:49:17 PM »
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« Reply #24777 on: May 16, 2016, 06:56:44 PM »
God I can't wait. There is such a huge chance of it turning out bad but God I want them to try. He looks badass

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« Reply #24778 on: May 16, 2016, 07:06:00 PM »
I expect the first three movies to be good, then it will decline horribly just like the source material.
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« Reply #24779 on: May 16, 2016, 07:07:37 PM »
Whoa motherfucker. Book 4 is at worst the second best book. They can skips songs of Susannah though.