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« Reply #26100 on: December 11, 2016, 07:27:40 PM »
I agree. I love NMBC, but Corpse Bride just did not work for me. A couple months ago, iTunes had Coraline on sale, so I bagged it. Haven't watched it yet. Then Kubo comes out, and a week later there's a bundle of all four Laika's films (Kubo, Paranorman, Coraline, Box Trolls) for a discount price which doesn't save me money because I already own Coraline. I'm not sure what I'm complaining about.

Sad to hear Kubo is a by-the-numbers story.

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« Reply #26101 on: December 11, 2016, 09:03:36 PM »
Paranorman is still their best work
It's definitely the best story out of them. As much as I love NMBC, it's for the visuals and music. I don't like its core message: It can be harmful to look past your limitations, so just do what you're good at.

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« Reply #26102 on: December 11, 2016, 10:19:41 PM »
mostly rehash but some villains


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« Reply #26105 on: December 12, 2016, 06:56:59 PM »
If they didn't want a 3 month movie delay they shouldn't have lost WW2. 

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« Reply #26106 on: December 12, 2016, 07:58:41 PM »
White people Hollywood are doing a Train to Busan remake  :goty2

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« Reply #26107 on: December 12, 2016, 09:18:32 PM »
If they didn't want a 3 month movie delay they shouldn't have lost WW2.

I'm sending Sushi Girl a strap-on with my name on the peg.

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« Reply #26108 on: December 13, 2016, 02:56:18 AM »
Paranorman has the best damn messsage of any kids movie, heck of most films in general, and makes it in a great way. 'Its never okay to hurt people, even if they hurt you. Revenge is a poison to yourself'. That kinda thing. Sure beats the hell out of 'Just believe in yourself', or that 'friendship and family is the true treasure'. Or any pablum like that.

Speaking of poor messaging, Warren Beatty has brought us a muddled, compromised and/or heavily edited (hey, lets get Ed Harris, and give him four lines of dialog) movie about Howard Hughes that has a parallel and deeply unsatisfying youth love story that's shoehorned in. Rules Don't Apply can't seem to tell a consistent story, or have consistent characters (although, to be fair, the main dude is Howard Hughes-level crazy), but it is an intermittently amusing and sorta zany comedy about a capriciously run business empire. Beatty himself is the highlight, even as he's directing himself most often in Streisand-flattering or obfuscating lighting, its a compelling character to play and he's clearly relishing it. if I hadn't seen Alden Ehrenreich just a few month back in a entirely different 1950's era retro showbiz pastiche (man, what are the odds) I would have assumed he was just a crappy actor, but he was good enough in Hail, Ceasar! to make me wonder just what the hell happened with this movie. Its a mess, but at least its sometimes an interesting one.

Awesome director Kim Jee-Won made another film with the increasingly versatile Song Kang Ho. Hells yeah. The Age of Shadows is a gripping, dense, knotty, and mostly excellent espionage thriller. Its got all that fun spy movie stuff, but it also ends up being a much better platform for its lead's performances than its early going suggests. But first, before the inner turmoil and well defined protagonists, there's all that Le Resistance stuff, and for a plot heavy film such as this being able to cleverly zig and zag and navigate its many double, quadruple, and even perhaps quintuple crosses and still keep things legible is key, and its done well here. 2016 has been a great year for Korean cinema and here's another reason as to that.


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« Reply #26109 on: December 13, 2016, 09:50:59 AM »
If they didn't want a 3 month movie delay they shouldn't have lost WW2. 

Ya, but they're getting it in 4D. Worth the wait for the Master Race Edition of Dr. Strange imo.
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« Reply #26110 on: December 13, 2016, 10:22:32 AM »
4D just happens naturally when watching 3D and you squint so ...

 
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« Reply #26111 on: December 13, 2016, 02:12:13 PM »
Creed

Didn't like this as much as Balboa, Creeds son is kinda unlikable along with his waifu.

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Kickboxer Vengeance.

This movie completely blew me away by how good it was, I expected network TV funded/produced gobshite but I was mistaken.

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My roommate came into my room and was like what are you watching, I'm like this new Kickboxer movie, he said it sucks by virtue of not having the dance scene.

Lol it did have the main actor do an interpretation of that dance at the ending credits.  :rejoice :lawd
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« Reply #26112 on: December 13, 2016, 02:23:47 PM »
Finally watched Civil War while I was sick. Despite the annoying "THIS IS A MARVEL MOVIE YOU'RE WATCHING A MARVEL MOVIE" it was pretty good. Those guys can can actually shoot a fast moving action sequence that is coherent. Spiderman's inclusion was  :-\ but Black Panther was p cool

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« Reply #26113 on: December 13, 2016, 03:31:59 PM »
What I really appreciate about Civil War is that yeah, it's sort of an Avengers movie for most of it (with all the good and bad that entails), but for the climax it's just a three-way brawl, and it feels really raw and gritty. Taking out Ironman's pew-pews and Cap's shield, it basically reminded me of Spider-Man 1's climax in a good way. Amazing what you can do with some emotional stakes and great choreography.

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« Reply #26114 on: December 13, 2016, 04:24:52 PM »
It also helped that in Civil War the stakes were "the Avengers team is tearing itself apart and they might end up killing each other" versus "some bad guy or whatever is gonna blow up New York again yawn."

It's basically the Kramer vs. Kramer of super hero movies.
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« Reply #26115 on: December 13, 2016, 04:43:17 PM »
My favourite part of CW is that they lost. 

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« Reply #26116 on: December 13, 2016, 08:50:44 PM »
It also helped that in Civil War the stakes were "the Avengers team is tearing itself apart and they might end up killing each other" versus "some bad guy or whatever is gonna blow up New York again yawn."

It's basically the Kramer vs. Kramer of super hero movies.

I definitely appreciated that the climax wasn't Horde Mode again.

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« Reply #26117 on: December 15, 2016, 02:07:04 PM »


man, I love Nicolas Cage.

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« Reply #26118 on: December 15, 2016, 02:20:04 PM »
When's Man U gonna get a movie?
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« Reply #26119 on: December 15, 2016, 06:54:00 PM »
White people Hollywood are doing a Train to Busan remake  :goty2
wut. that's stupid, train to busan just came out and was great as is.

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« Reply #26120 on: December 15, 2016, 06:58:34 PM »
wut. that's stupid, train to busan just came out and was great as is.

At this point, I think we would have all come to terms that it doesn't factor at all in those decisions.
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« Reply #26121 on: December 15, 2016, 07:34:01 PM »
Films need to be updated for changing times.

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« Reply #26122 on: December 16, 2016, 02:37:38 AM »
wut. that's stupid, train to busan just came out and was great as is.

At this point, I think we would have all come to terms that it doesn't factor at all in those decisions.

Yeah, no kidding. I remember when J-horror stuff was being remade. They even re-made Juon/The Grudge IN JAPAN, but with two caucasian leads.

Cacs gon' cac.

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« Reply #26123 on: December 16, 2016, 06:41:29 AM »
Has anyone else seen the documentary on Superman Lives that interviews Kevin Smith, Tim Burton, etc. about the Nicolas Cage version?

I swear, when Jon Peters gets going he almost has me totally convinced about his absurd Superman vision actually making sense. I can see how he rose from Streisand's hairdresser to major movie producer.

EDIT: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Death_of_%22Superman_Lives%22:_What_Happened%3F

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« Reply #26124 on: December 16, 2016, 10:03:28 AM »
I did. The entire time I was thinking Kevin Smith didn't exaggerate at all when describing the dude in that classic youtube video

:lol I had the exact same reaction.

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« Reply #26125 on: December 16, 2016, 10:04:03 AM »
The Ring remake was pretty great, though.
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« Reply #26126 on: December 16, 2016, 04:13:56 PM »
Tis true, but just like The Lego Movie beating the odds and not sucking, it shall begat a great misery upon its path.

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« Reply #26127 on: December 16, 2016, 04:43:49 PM »
my favorite part is when he takes a phone call, and they just leave it all in while the interviewer guy sits there drinking water awkwardly

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« Reply #26128 on: December 18, 2016, 03:03:06 PM »
Your Mad Max film order is acceptable, but missing the required number of > symbols.
4>2>>>>>1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3

3 was enjoyable as a pure popcorn sequel that comes after the creators got fat. Definitely more enjoyable to rewatch than 1 which did get a bit too slow in parts.

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« Reply #26129 on: December 18, 2016, 05:52:54 PM »
I think 3 has a decent enough first act but the whole horror circus (?) thing going on is a good summation of the movie : artificial, over the top and inoffensive
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« Reply #26130 on: December 18, 2016, 06:16:56 PM »
Thunderdome: I ended up re-watching it over the weekend. It wasn't as bad as I remembered. Yeah, it's popcorn.

There's something about Max is a former father that I hadn't really understood when I saw it the first time as an 18-year-old. The kids stuff is still pretty cheesy, but I contextually understand more of why Max would risk his own life to save them.

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« Reply #26131 on: December 18, 2016, 09:07:55 PM »
Solace, which is a real movie that I didn't just make up, nor a cutaway gag from 30 Rock that got expanded into a feature film, carries on the tradition of self-serious yet still silly thrillers about serial killers and their inscrutable ways. Anthony Hopkins plays a genius doctor who is also a psychic and helps the FBI catch a different psychic (Colin Farrell, barely suppressing his Irish accent) who is a serial killer. Yes, really. It confuses labored with clever, but at least you can see the effort being expended. The script is working overtime to thrill and surprise (of which its sometimes halfway successful), the direction is constantly busy but to no great effect (Tony Scott lite), and the cast is mostly fine, including a not entirely sedate Hopkins as the star. Its not quite grade A cheese, but I do enjoy a bit of Velveeta that thinks itself Brie, and my pants would be igniting would I tell you that I didn't love the sight of the somehow still widely respected Sir Anthony Hopkins pinching orchid stems and scrunching his face like a drowsy kitten.

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« Reply #26132 on: December 18, 2016, 09:24:18 PM »
Solace, which is a real movie that I didn't just make up, nor a cutaway gag from 30 Rock that got expanded into a feature film, carries on the tradition of self-serious yet still silly thrillers about serial killers and their inscrutable ways. Anthony Hopkins plays a genius doctor who is also a psychic and helps the FBI catch a different psychic (Colin Farrell, barely suppressing his Irish accent) who is a serial killer. Yes, really. It confuses labored with clever, but at least you can see the effort being expended. The script is working overtime to thrill and surprise (of which its sometimes halfway successful), the direction is constantly busy but to no great effect (Tony Scott lite), and the cast is mostly fine, including a not entirely sedate Hopkins as the star. Its not quite grade A cheese, but I enjoy a bit of Velveeta that thinks itself Brie, and my pants would be igniting would I tell you that I didn't love the sight of the somehow still widely respected Sir Anthony Hopkins pinching orchid stems and scrunching his face like a drowsy kitten.

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Yeah, I thought similarly WTF thoughts on reading the description of that movie. It's got 17% on Rottentomatoes, and apparently has been shoved around other territories under other titles for quite some time. Thanks for taking the hit for the rest of us.

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« Reply #26133 on: December 18, 2016, 09:25:55 PM »
Solace was originally planned as a sequel to Se7en, so you might be able to see how things got messy in the intervening 20 years of production hell.

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« Reply #26134 on: December 18, 2016, 09:38:08 PM »
Solace was originally planned as a sequel to Se7en, so you might be able to see how things got messy in the intervening 20 years of production hell.
ELL OH ELL. How the hell do you go from Se7en to "psychic buddy police procedural where bad guy is also psychic"? That is a special kind of production and rewrite hell.

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« Reply #26135 on: December 18, 2016, 09:48:13 PM »
Oddly enough the psychic thing was always there, Hopkins was originally supposed to be Morgan Freeman's character. :lol

Edit- Apparently in its original-original draft, it was unrelated to Se7en, but the studio forced rewrites to connect it to that. :lol Then they changed it back to a standalone thing after a good stint in development hell.

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« Reply #26136 on: December 18, 2016, 09:54:01 PM »
I would watch Solace if Sir Anthony Hopkins and Colin Farrell engaged in a climatic Scanner duel at the end.
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« Reply #26137 on: December 18, 2016, 10:55:01 PM »
man, that would be awesome. In fact, it might interest you to know that...
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Serial killer movies are pretty much always friggin ridiculous, even the really good ones (Seven, Silence of the Lambs) have some pretty damn outlandish elements, but they tend to hold on to some thin veneer of respectability just so they can justify themselves to the adult audience they're presumably aiming at. More films should glean lessons from the superlative The Crimson Rivers, which was nutso but fully on purpose and with as little pretense as possible.

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« Reply #26138 on: December 19, 2016, 01:35:21 AM »
The Ring remake was pretty great, though.

IT WAS! And it also went to sizable effort to reduce the Japan-specific elements of its story. The distorted photos of the cursed victims, that's just something every Japanese understands culturally, so shifting it to being specific to Samara's trauma was fantastic.

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« Reply #26139 on: December 19, 2016, 10:47:46 AM »
Bridget Jones's Baby - The much later sequel has finally closed making $24.1 mil domestic and $211.8 mil worldwide on a budget of $35 mil. While the long delayed rom-com bombed in the US we can see the series is just as strong as ever overseas, especially in the UK where the film finished as the current #1 highest grossing movie of the year in that country, making $60.9 mil.


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« Reply #26140 on: December 19, 2016, 11:09:42 AM »
Bridget Jones's Baby - The much later sequel has finally closed making $24.1 mil domestic and $211.8 mil worldwide on a budget of $35 mil. While the long delayed rom-com bombed in the US we can see the series is just as strong as ever overseas, especially in the UK where the film finished as the current #1 highest grossing movie of the year in that country, making $60.9 mil.


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« Reply #26141 on: December 19, 2016, 12:04:43 PM »
Blade Runner 2049 trailer


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« Reply #26142 on: December 19, 2016, 01:02:35 PM »
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« Reply #26143 on: December 19, 2016, 01:15:12 PM »
I dont want to get hyped and get fucked by WB but :lawd

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« Reply #26144 on: December 19, 2016, 01:18:42 PM »


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« Reply #26145 on: December 19, 2016, 02:47:09 PM »
I approve of Gosling in Blade Runners 2049

Wonder if Ford will kill off al his iconic characters and then retire

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« Reply #26146 on: December 19, 2016, 02:51:30 PM »
Jones aint dead

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« Reply #26147 on: December 19, 2016, 05:15:07 PM »
yet

and deckard was never alive

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« Reply #26148 on: December 19, 2016, 05:31:35 PM »
shit game shit movie

there is only two good game movies, Mortal Kombat and Warcraft


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« Reply #26149 on: December 19, 2016, 10:58:53 PM »
Moonlight was incredible.

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« Reply #26150 on: December 20, 2016, 12:20:27 AM »
Saw a trailer for assassins creed, was hard not to puke

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« Reply #26151 on: December 20, 2016, 01:39:11 AM »
The Wailing http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5215952/


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I loved it.

Finally got around to watching this since it dropped on Netflix this month. And just...wow, what a movie. Not all of it really works and some parts of it don't entirely make sense, but as far as building a tense, incredibly dark, creepy, and unrelenting supernatural horror film this really nails it.
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« Reply #26152 on: December 20, 2016, 01:47:24 AM »
I heard about someone seeing the trailer for Assassin's Creed, puked for hours.
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« Reply #26154 on: December 20, 2016, 04:33:58 AM »
I dunno, it's about time we had interracial gay romance as the main plot of a sprawling blockbuster.
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« Reply #26155 on: December 20, 2016, 04:51:40 AM »
Suicide Squad.

It was garbage.

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« Reply #26156 on: December 20, 2016, 05:23:45 AM »
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dat shot

Yeah, whatever that crunchy electronic noise in the music was, it was great too.

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« Reply #26157 on: December 20, 2016, 11:28:53 AM »
this got accidentally uploaded lol


edit since they're getting yanked off youtube as soon as they go up: https://vid.me/twfI
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« Reply #26158 on: December 20, 2016, 01:15:36 PM »

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« Reply #26159 on: December 20, 2016, 01:22:19 PM »
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