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« Reply #26160 on: December 20, 2016, 01:35:29 PM »
Where does the word emoji come from anyway? I remember calling it emoticons or emotes but never emojis and now it's just here.

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« Reply #26161 on: December 20, 2016, 02:06:45 PM »
Where does the word emoji come from anyway? I remember calling it emoticons or emotes but never emojis and now it's just here.

Japan. One of the first uses in the US was Gmail if I remember right.

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« Reply #26162 on: December 20, 2016, 03:40:43 PM »
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the word emoji comes from Japanese e (絵, "picture") + moji (文字, "character").
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« Reply #26163 on: December 20, 2016, 04:16:55 PM »
Fukin Japan.

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« Reply #26164 on: December 20, 2016, 08:14:51 PM »
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the word emoji comes from Japanese e (絵, "picture") + moji (文字, "character").

And also "emotion," (エモーション) is referenced as a sort of pun, I think.

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« Reply #26165 on: December 21, 2016, 12:01:15 AM »
Thanks. Also Yuck!



I feel like this trailer spoils the entire movie :doge

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« Reply #26166 on: December 21, 2016, 12:31:54 AM »
This looks pretty good, but yeah, the trailer does look mighty spoiler-y.
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« Reply #26167 on: December 22, 2016, 04:08:54 AM »
The latest Scorsese sounds decent, not the least because it seems the films is not afraid to speak about faith without being a tract. The only thing bothering me is the fear it might end up too similar to Joffé's Mission which has a mirror story, but with a japanese skin. Looks good though.

EDIT : Wait, the Garth Jennings animation film Sing is out just now ? I've seen trailers for it several months back !
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« Reply #26168 on: December 22, 2016, 09:06:42 AM »
Silence is based on a 50 year old japanese novel

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« Reply #26171 on: December 22, 2016, 10:19:42 AM »
Silence is based on a 50 year old japanese novel

So I heard but that's not really the issue I have. Anteriority doesn't insulate it from similarity as a film compared to an other film. Then again, not a major problem even if it turns out to be true.
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« Reply #26172 on: December 22, 2016, 10:59:50 AM »
Blade Runner 2049 is still probably gonna be an unnecessary sequel regardless, but everything coming out about it [and the teaser] has been really positive so far.
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« Reply #26173 on: December 23, 2016, 05:01:02 PM »
This is the End by Seth Rogen & Evan Goldberg

So fucking painful. An exercice in self awareness so forced it comes through as insincere. Also flat pacing.

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« Reply #26174 on: December 23, 2016, 08:38:08 PM »
The last king of Scotland

Whitaker is excellent, obviously.
Otherwise... I always have a level of uneasiness with those not-quite historical flicks. I understand why you generally need to condense and tidy up thing in a form conductive to a script but despite the mission statement to stay true of the spirit of the real horrors surrounding Amin Dada, the very last stretch of the film does end up being a tad crass and trying to insert itself with the subtlety of a crowbar into the Entebbe episode.

Overall though the biggest problem is a rather hazy structure, a common occurence in movies trying to encompass such a long period of time (You would never guess 5 years are supposed to have passed). It hurts both the portrait of Amin Dada (mostly reduced to act in private) and the personal journey of the protagonist who seems to have been basically vowed by a speech, a few parties and a couple of lectures without any insights on his (supposedly) strong beliefs in the regime's benevolence at one point of the story. All characters except for the dictator ended up being a bit lifeless (the two love stories in particular), puppets disposed to fill in the gaps between each of Whitaker's scene.

Not a big fan of the visual aesthetic either.
However the production was generous enough to have a pretty sick collection of afrobeats.
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« Reply #26175 on: December 23, 2016, 10:47:06 PM »
I was worried La La Land would let me down after Whiplash, but it did no such thing.

I would have paid to see the next showing in the same theater if I could have.

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« Reply #26176 on: December 23, 2016, 10:54:06 PM »
man, I love that movie. Its such a great antidote to the whole 'history through the eyes of a white guy' thing that's so prevalent in the genre by having said white guy be a real self serving POS. Its as bleak and cynical as a film about its subject ought to be.

Speaking of grim periods of history, Jackie concerns itself with the period of time immediately following the aftermath of JFK's assassination through the week following. But other then a reenactment of history its also about people who keenly aware of their places in history and do their best to act accordingly. Its a sneakily piercing look at some people who were best known for being symbols, and how they bear the responsibility of being that. Jacqueline Kennedy remains somewhat unknowable, but that's kind of the point.

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« Reply #26177 on: December 24, 2016, 11:00:41 AM »
I swear every time I end up watching jurassic world (the things i do for kids damnit) it gets about 10% stupider and more annoying. i've yet to encounter another film that does this. shits garbage. 💩
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« Reply #26178 on: December 24, 2016, 04:20:53 PM »
I saw Assassin's Creed last night. It was so boring and forgettable that I don't really remember anything about it.
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« Reply #26179 on: December 24, 2016, 05:24:04 PM »
Holy fuck, Space Jam is really bad :lol
The CGI is downright terrible. Jordan staring into the green screen void is painful.
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« Reply #26180 on: December 24, 2016, 05:26:24 PM »
Space Jam is 37% on RT, WTF is the world full of souless people? 

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« Reply #26181 on: December 24, 2016, 05:49:05 PM »
Merry Christmas !
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« Reply #26182 on: December 25, 2016, 03:33:35 AM »

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« Reply #26183 on: December 25, 2016, 03:43:24 AM »
That was surprisingly underwhelming looking. Looked like the most basic and typical "Alien" type sequel imaginable. I did'nt care for Prometheus, but the trailers were mysterious and exciting. This looks like a by the numbers Alien movie. Also, I've disliked the female lead in everything I've seen of her and her brief snippet of saying the F word was already cringe inducing.

I don't know, this project has never excited me probably because it lacks a hook. Prometheus already did the origin and not well, but one movie is really all I would want. Not an entire series. So far I'm just not sure what the point is.

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« Reply #26184 on: December 25, 2016, 03:44:50 AM »
I'll watch it because the movies are usually beautiful scenically, that's all i really want.



who watches these? :/

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« Reply #26185 on: December 25, 2016, 04:05:47 AM »


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Did the Prometheus scam serve any purpose ? The trailer seems to paint the most derivative Alien sequel possible, one even more generic than the prequel that at least had some weird ass shit for itself, and doesn't seem to build up a lot on it except for Fassbender and the black goo. Yet another blue-collar crew in a leaky spaceship, another exploration of a derelict, another egg-hatching, black goo contamination, and alien attack through a transparent curtain shower.

It looks stale.
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« Reply #26186 on: December 25, 2016, 10:23:37 AM »
The music sure does ruin whatever feel they aimed for. Looks meh but will be pretty no doubt.

They keep trying to recreate Alien/Aliens but miss a key part: having an interesting or badass crew and a cool main protagonist.
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« Reply #26187 on: December 25, 2016, 11:20:48 AM »
If the list of key plot points making the rounds is real, don't expect good writing with this one either.
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« Reply #26188 on: December 25, 2016, 11:26:54 AM »
Alien ended after the 1st one. Fact
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« Reply #26189 on: December 25, 2016, 12:00:31 PM »
I wasn't expecting a good movie, but I was at least hoping for a Prometheus level trailer to override my concerns. That was entirely uninteresting.

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« Reply #26190 on: December 25, 2016, 12:27:26 PM »
At least most of the Prometheus stuff got thrown in the bushes, but yeah, it looks like they've just decided to do a remake of the original. Don't think it looks horrible, but not gonna get hyped this time around.
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« Reply #26191 on: December 25, 2016, 03:43:18 PM »
If the list of key plot points making the rounds is real, don't expect good writing with this one either.

Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah. Prequel trilogy levels of trash. If real I'll go back to pretending only two movies exist.

"Canon" is a scourge, I'll never understand why directors are so eager to excruciatingly try to shed light on evocative mystery and generally in the process encapsulate exciting universes in little bottles, like model ships. Then again a lot of people love that, guess it's exegesis for the geek age.
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« Reply #26192 on: December 25, 2016, 06:32:51 PM »
Battle Los Angeles by J.Liebesman
Well, I expected worse, really, but by doing a war platoon, view from the ground flick, the movie holds up at a basic level though it is so run-of-the-mill it's average if not mediocre. Characters are too waffle thin to really elevate it, even if Eckhart is decent as a broody tortured sergeant. Same with the aliens, the design is nothing too exciting. I'm not sure it was a wise move to have the platoon being, of course, involved in a key pivotal role by the end, it detracts from the whole point. All in all it is slighty better than something like Battleship.
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« Reply #26193 on: December 25, 2016, 09:28:47 PM »
Hancock by P.Berg
I guess the film should earn a couple of points from trying to do a superhero flick not rooted in existing material. But otherwise, it shows that the project had a difficult development because the film doesn't really know what it wants to be (with a weak & low energy "climax"), is mired with a weird non existent love triangle and the second half is outright vague and confusing. There isn't a lot going on with the action either...

Also caught a few minutes of "Young Tiger", a 1973 film starring Jackie Chan as a thug and antagonist. Looks pretty dreadful and the copy available is terrible (looks like something above VCD but below DVD quality  :yuck) and the beginning of the 2014 Monkey King, a Chinese extravaganza starring Donnie Yen (and a few other HK stars, Chow Yun Fat, Aaron Kwok, Louis Fan) in a ape outfit. The intro, a battle of the gods in heaven, has poor VFX and gaudy colors. Legend of Zu doesn't look so bad now... I think I'll take the Stephen Chow comedy over this. EDIT : I learn Stephen Chow directed one version in 2013 with a sequel in production (directed by Tsui Hark :hyper). I meant A Chinese Odyssey from 1995.

Enough Netflix mediocrity from now on  :doge
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« Reply #26194 on: December 26, 2016, 04:44:59 AM »
Did anyone see Assassin's Creed?

It was pretty bad. Maybe getting a director who directs art movies was a bad choice for a movie about dudes jumping around and killing people. The movie takes itself to a fault in storytelling, scene direction, and acting to the point that it becomes too much to handle. AC has a cool sci fi premise that under scrutiny is dumb, but the key is too never highlight that. Hide it through levity or something. The movie has no levity and is so serious that you get millions of shots of people looking intense while talking about curing violence. It's just dumb and the movie doesn't know it.

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« Reply #26195 on: December 26, 2016, 05:06:18 PM »
Men in Black 3 by B.Sonnenfeld
Color me surprised, it was a good film. A little low on the jokes, the action and still rehashing from the first film (some new up to date celebrity cameos to project in the background of the MiB hall...), but it has a real story to tell and even if it falls prey to the usual flaws of sequels tying everything in suffocating canon, the script and pacing is good enough. The villain has a nasty streak which brings some punch and levity. It is surprising and it's touching. The fact that it was a long in the tooth sequel probably worked to its advantage as it trimmed a lot of the baggage that bloated MiB2. Really it's the sequel done right this time, J jumping back in time to save young K (a terrific Brolin) proves to be a much better avenue for character development than the flat love stories and the fill in the blanks amnesia of 2 that barely existed between the "obligatory" gimmicks (while arcing towards pretty much the same point : explore the past, give depth and a sense of bond).
Bit of a pity to not use Emma Thompson ( :mouf ) more but heh, what can you do.
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« Reply #26196 on: December 27, 2016, 05:10:21 PM »
Alright, so watched Rogue One - Which I liked for 2/3rds and Donnie Yen was so good, but the big action setpiece in the final 1/3rd fell pretty flat for me because I wasn't really invested in any of the characters.  In the end was good, just not great.  Glad I saw it though.  Also the writing for all the speeches was really bad.  There's like a Patton type marching speech Felicity Jones breaks into on a ship that is like  :doge

Then I watched The Revenant finally.  Gorgeous survival movie.  Tom Hardy mumbling can't understand half his words, eyes darting everywhere was super super good acting.  I enjoyed it until the final 20-25 minutes where it literally got stupid and turned into Scryed the anime.  Spoilers:

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Ok, so the entire movie they show what an amazing tracker survival guy Leo is.  Then he gets back and he teams up with captain guy whose surprisingly a really decent dude and Leo goes, "Hardy's character is on the run, he's scared, it's his weakness" so now it's 2 vs 1, with ultimate tracker Leo on the offense, with Hardy's character scared and running...I mean Hardy's character should not even have a chance and should be hunted down like a dog based on the logic of the movie until that point.  Yet he gets the drop on them twice, Leo does this big plan with a fake body and still blows the total easy opening, they play hide and seek shooting in the forest and then they both drop their guns and knife fight to the death.

.......that was incredibly stupid just for the sake of DRAMA.  Eh, I get pet peeved about stuff that throws all established plot logic aside for dramatic moments, so that sorta took away from it for me.  I was rolling my eyes a bit at the end.  Like Rogue One was still good, but didn't think it was great outside Hardy's acting and the gorgeous cinematography.
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Gonna see La La Land tonight.

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« Reply #26197 on: December 27, 2016, 06:41:37 PM »
hollywood circlejerk la la land was aight

Gonna be sad when it sweeps the Oscars over moonlight

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« Reply #26198 on: December 27, 2016, 08:03:31 PM »
Men in Black 3 by B.Sonnenfeld
Color me surprised, it was a good film. A little low on the jokes, the action and still rehashing from the first film (some new up to date celebrity cameos to project in the background of the MiB hall...), but it has a real story to tell and even if it falls prey to the usual flaws of sequels tying everything in suffocating canon, the script and pacing is good enough. The villain has a nasty streak which brings some punch and levity. It is surprising and it's touching. The fact that it was a long in the tooth sequel probably worked to its advantage as it trimmed a lot of the baggage that bloated MiB2. Really it's the sequel done right this time, J jumping back in time to save young K (a terrific Brolin) proves to be a much better avenue for character development than the flat love stories and the fill in the blanks amnesia of 2 that barely existed between the "obligatory" gimmicks (while arcing towards pretty much the same point : explore the past, give depth and a sense of bond).
Bit of a pity to not use Emma Thompson ( :mouf ) more but heh, what can you do.

Double-Liked for the shared Emma Thompson fetish.

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« Reply #26199 on: December 28, 2016, 12:35:17 AM »
La La Land was good, but like I didn't realize it was a musical (I never watch trailers for anything, I just knew it was the guy who did Whiplash + Gosling & Stone and I'm very pro on all 3 of those so it was a must see for me), but then it's sorta not and I've never really been into musicals too much, so while I can tell the movie was a subversion of the history of musicals and their tropes, I have very very little background on the subject and so I think most of it flew over my head and was just a mostly entertaining movie with good jazz music and an actor & actress I enjoy.  So thumbs up I guess.  I liked Whiplash more because that movie was so intense, and this isn't really my thing so much but it's still good.

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« Reply #26200 on: December 29, 2016, 03:51:25 AM »
The Accountant is a pretty good, very stupid movie. But its one of my favored types of dumb, the kind that commits fully to all its outlandish ideas without betraying how gol-derned dunderheaded it all is, but none of that matters if the movie is fun to watch, and this one is. I suppose its in some ways a good thing, we've got cinematic representation of the autistic that in its own way, celebrates the abilities (big question mark) of people who are non-standard in many ways. But like its less outwardly respectable but more fun fore bearer Chocolate, it uses autism more as an explanation for its heroes extraordinary ass-kicking abilities and character development rather than bother to actually explore much of anything about it condition it depicts. But all the same, at least its a better example than these sorts of things usually get in mainstream media.

Much better though was the unusually precise character portrait The Edge of Seventeen, which details a tumultuous time in a person's life where even very mundane things can seem like world-shattering events. What's really great about this film is that it allows its protagonist to be kind of a jerk, she's self-absorbed and neurotic to the point of near toxicity, but she's also aware of these things herself, and her ping-ponging emotional state that she's constantly self-narrating while conversing (more like talking at, really) makes her a tremendously relatable and even likable character, even as she acts in ways that aren't so eminently affable. Its a humane film about sometimes inhumane people, its consistently very funny and feels truer about its sort of specific kind of experience. Hey, I was never a teenage girl, but this very good film effectively put me in the headspace of one, confined within a morass of conflicting personas, desires, and paths to take. No wonder she's such a mess.

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« Reply #26201 on: December 29, 2016, 04:13:31 AM »
The last king of Scotland

Whitaker is excellent, obviously.
Otherwise... I always have a level of uneasiness with those not-quite historical flicks. I understand why you generally need to condense and tidy up thing in a form conductive to a script but despite the mission statement to stay true of the spirit of the real horrors surrounding Amin Dada, the very last stretch of the film does end up being a tad crass and trying to insert itself with the subtlety of a crowbar into the Entebbe episode.

Overall though the biggest problem is a rather hazy structure, a common occurence in movies trying to encompass such a long period of time (You would never guess 5 years are supposed to have passed). It hurts both the portrait of Amin Dada (mostly reduced to act in private) and the personal journey of the protagonist who seems to have been basically vowed by a speech, a few parties and a couple of lectures without any insights on his (supposedly) strong beliefs in the regime's benevolence at one point of the story. All characters except for the dictator ended up being a bit lifeless (the two love stories in particular), puppets disposed to fill in the gaps between each of Whitaker's scene.
The thing I found strangest about this (haven't seen it since it came out and only just now looking it up realized that the Doctor is Professor X and that the timeline fits datewise with the new X-Men one) was that a more straight movie about Amin would have had enough nonsense in it. The "viewpoint" character isn't even used as one!

The Rise and Fall of Idi Amin despite being amazing in so many "how did this get made" ways (like the entire film being redubbed even though it was shot in English, scenes that end abruptly, the fact that it was probably partially a money laundering scheme for international criminals, etc.) at least didn't have to change the facts around and introduce fake characters.

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« Reply #26202 on: December 29, 2016, 02:18:40 PM »
Did anyone see Assassin's Creed?

It was pretty bad. Maybe getting a director who directs art movies was a bad choice for a movie about dudes jumping around and killing people. The movie takes itself to a fault in storytelling, scene direction, and acting to the point that it becomes too much to handle. AC has a cool sci fi premise that under scrutiny is dumb, but the key is too never highlight that. Hide it through levity or something. The movie has no levity and is so serious that you get millions of shots of people looking intense while talking about curing violence. It's just dumb and the movie doesn't know it.

To be fair, that era of AC game storytelling (Masyaf, the Crusades) was also bereft of anything resembling humor.

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« Reply #26203 on: December 29, 2016, 03:55:41 PM »
People were saying before it's release that Assassin's Creed was going to end up being the first good video game movie. :neogaf

And it turns out that it's not even as good as the Prince of Persia movie. :neogaf :neogaf
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« Reply #26204 on: December 29, 2016, 04:05:22 PM »
whoa.

So word is that Fox will have four R-rated tentpoles for 2017. Logan, Alien: Covenant, Kingsmen 2, and War for the Planet of the Apes. That doesn't quite seem as necessary, but okay, cool man.

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« Reply #26205 on: December 29, 2016, 04:06:17 PM »
Still waiting for 4 x-rated tentpoles. 

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« Reply #26206 on: December 29, 2016, 04:17:22 PM »
whoa.

So word is that Fox will have four R-rated tentpoles for 2017. Logan, Alien: Covenant, Kingsmen 2, and War for the Planet of the Apes. That doesn't quite seem as necessary, but okay, cool man.

I'm okay with this.
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« Reply #26207 on: December 29, 2016, 04:39:30 PM »
whoa.

So word is that Fox will have four R-rated tentpoles for 2017. Logan, Alien: Covenant, Kingsmen 2, and War for the Planet of the Apes. That doesn't quite seem as necessary, but okay, cool man.

hmm, all rated R? Four movies I've just upgraded from hesitatingly-optimistic to cautiously-optimistic. At least there's a chance they'll just suck on their own terms.
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« Reply #26208 on: December 29, 2016, 06:02:34 PM »
Still waiting for 4 x-rated tentpoles. 

Showgirls 2, War for the Last Tango in Paris, Deeper Throat: 2Deep4Me, Emmanuelle: Covenant.
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« Reply #26209 on: December 29, 2016, 06:06:44 PM »
I'd watch Emmanuelle: Covenant

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« Reply #26211 on: December 29, 2016, 11:46:58 PM »
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« Reply #26212 on: December 30, 2016, 03:51:15 AM »
The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik-Yak is kinda the Prometheus of Emmanuelle :yeshrug

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« Reply #26213 on: December 30, 2016, 03:54:26 AM »
I never cared enough to look into it, but maybe this is a good opportunity to ask, but is the whole 'freedom fries' a legit thing that happened? I cant imagine anyone getting so salty over France.

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« Reply #26214 on: December 30, 2016, 10:41:14 AM »
I never cared enough to look into it, but maybe this is a good opportunity to ask, but is the whole 'freedom fries' a legit thing that happened? I cant imagine anyone getting so salty over France.

It definitely did happen.
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VomKriege

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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #26215 on: December 30, 2016, 10:53:03 AM »
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Joe Molotov

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Re: The Movie News/Reviews Thread
« Reply #26216 on: December 30, 2016, 01:53:33 PM »
I rented Perils of Gwendoline on VHS once and I remember it being not what I expected. :lol
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fistfulofmetal

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #26217 on: December 30, 2016, 06:06:27 PM »
I watched Krampus the other night. Liked it pretty well overall. The beginning is a bit slow but when the shit starts hitting the fan it gets really fun. The weird jack in the box snack creature was genuinely one of the creepiest things I'd seen in awhile. And the design work on Krampus was super cool.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #26218 on: December 30, 2016, 06:13:13 PM »
ya'll think it's 5 yo friendly? keep in mind this kid enjoys stuff like gremlins and temple of doom, he's not adverse to gross & scary. the only stuff that really bothers him is people being emotionally hurt (bullying, kids crying, stuff like that)... dudes being ripped apart by zombies a la dead alive is a-ok. :yeshrug
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nudemacusers

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #26219 on: December 30, 2016, 06:39:52 PM »
phew, need some good dad representation in the films i procure. too many pixar/disney deadbeat dads.  :doge
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