Gentlemen, we do NOT have a bailout! Dow plunges -777!

[Tauntaun]

But General Prole, how will we sway the masses if not through moving pictures and inspirational instrumental scores?

Space Marine program.    Like this dude but instead of that blood drop on his chest, it'll be a penis. 

[TVC15]

How about you be both, TVC!

Wll, Goebbels was a huge Fritz Lang fan and allegedly offered him a shot at being a propaganda director.  Maybe I can convince today's Fritz Lang, Michael Bay to make propaganda for me.  Movies of giant mushroom clouds with the limbs and body parts of midwesterners being strewn upon masses and masses of happy liberals.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Jesus fucking Christ

[The Fake Shemp]

Again, this is not really the fault of the Republicans - it's really the fault of Americans.  The Republicans are only doing what their constituents want because they're worried about losing their seats.

Bush is to blame for crafting a pretty awful initial package and not properly selling the bailout to the public.  He has no credibility, so he decides to attach himself to the hip with this deal?  Makes no sense!

Americans are to blame for not reading enough on economics and spending too much time watching The Office or some shit.

[Van Cruncheon]

down by -700! say hello to yer new 4-digit dow -- can we see 9XXX before the close?

[Flannel Boy]

Damn it America. The Toronto stock exchange is down 900 points.

[The Fake Shemp]

JEWPOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN!!11!

[The Fake Shemp]

Damn it America. The Toronto stock exchange is down 900 points.

Told you, bitch!  Other countries' economies will hurt harder and faster than our own, as long as we began a rapid downward spiral.

We're taking you ALL out with us!  Fuck you all!

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Fuck, republicans are so fucking DUMB.

I'd like to think this was the moment when the country realized that these people simply cannot be allowed to participate in an effective democratic government, but I know that's not possible. I wish that when Obama won he would issue an executive order sending McCain donors to internment camps for the good of the country.

I was walking through the parking lot outside my local grocery store this weekend and a car drove by with FOUR McCain bumper stickers on the FRONT and back bumpers. I was so aghast that I just kind of stopped and stared at the car and then looked up at the driver (middle aged woman) and she was obviously upset and confused at whatever had caused my brain to slip. I just couldn't imagine anyone supporting McCain.

[Tauntaun]

Sorry guys, I just wanted to be PM...I....JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED!   :'(

[Howard Alan Treesong]

down by -700! say hello to yer new 4-digit dow -- can we see 9XXX before the close?

[Flannel Boy]

The last zero was typo. 

[Bloodwake]

THE US ECONOMY IS FUCKED

[TVC15]

Fuck, republicans are so fucking DUMB.

I'd like to think this was the moment when the country realized that these people simply cannot be allowed to participate in an effective democratic government, but I know that's not possible. I wish that when Obama won he would issue an executive order sending McCain donors to internment camps for the good of the country.

You're kidding, right?  Everyone forgets everything on a 4 to 8 year cycle.  People forgot about the Republifun that the second Reagan/first Bush admin caused in the early 90s when they voted for another Bush.  In 2010, the Democrats will take a thumping in midterm elections because GOSH DARN THE ECONOMY IS BAD AND THEY'RE THE MAJORITY, and in 2012, whatever Republican candidate is offered will be the one to win the next election because OBAMA DIDN'T FOLLOW THROUGH ON HIS PROMISES AND GOSH DARN THE ECON WAS BAD.

This country is fucked, Obama or no.  Americans are just too stupid.  History is cyclical.  In America, it repeats itself every 4 to 8 years, apparently.

[Flannel Boy]

TSX   11,205.19      -920.81   -7.59%

[Van Cruncheon]

THE US ECONOMY IS FUCKED

... there just isn't enough for this

[Himu]

the "americans are being forced to choose between bread and freedom, and they are choosing freedom!" quote is quite possibly the most distinguished mentally-challenged excuse ever for fucking up a country just to get re-elected

 

[Howard Alan Treesong]

green man, your name and avatar are awesome

[Van Cruncheon]

Fuck, republicans are so fucking DUMB.

I'd like to think this was the moment when the country realized that these people simply cannot be allowed to participate in an effective democratic government, but I know that's not possible. I wish that when Obama won he would issue an executive order sending McCain donors to internment camps for the good of the country.

You're kidding, right?  Everyone forgets everything on a 4 to 8 year cycle.  People forgot about the Republifun that the second Reagan/first Bush admin caused in the early 90s when they voted for another Bush.  In 2010, the Democrats will take a thumping in midterm elections because GOSH DARN THE ECONOMY IS BAD AND THEY'RE THE MAJORITY, and in 2012, whatever Republican candidate is offered will be the one to win the next election because OBAMA DIDN'T FOLLOW THROUGH ON HIS PROMISES AND GOSH DARN THE ECON WAS BAD.

This country is fucked, Obama or no.  Americans are just too stupid.  History iscicular.  In America, it repeats itself every 4 to 8 years, apparently.

even if they DO wise up, the conservatards will just scream GAYS GETTING MARRIED or THEY'RE TEACHING EVIL-UTION or ABORTIONS FOR EVERYONE UNDER DEMOCRAT TERROR REIGN or just plain ol' SOCIALISM

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Prole can you explain to me why the libertards are as opposed to this bailout as the retardlicans

dkos is all "YEAH! NO BAILOUT! WOO!"

[Bloodwake]

So, we should just move US Evilbore to Canada.

In fact, we should change the Puppyface to a giant :eaglecry or some shit.

[Van Cruncheon]

patel: hatred of the rich and wall street, and a perverse delight in seeing capitalism completely fucking foiled?

[Himu]

Himuro, PhoenixDark and Ken Steele.

NO.

What about Beezy?!!?  :'(

[Howard Alan Treesong]

In fact, we should change the Puppyface to a giant :eaglecry or some shit.

order pizza, pay with loonies

[Phoenix Dark]

yea, whoever wins is probably gonna face some hell in 2012 re-elections

[Tauntaun]

So who's down for taking bets on where/when/who sets off WWIII?

[TVC15]

Prole can you explain to me why the libertards are as opposed to this bailout as the retardlicans

dkos is all "YEAH! NO BAILOUT! WOO!"

I think they are far left enough that they are all YEAH TAKE THAT FATCATS!

[Howard Alan Treesong]

patel: hatred of the rich and wall street, and a perverse delight in seeing capitalism completely fucking foiled?

yeah but I mean if the U.S. economy fucking tanks it's going to hurt regular people who lolberals usually lo e

shouldn't we get ourselves out of shit canyon before we work on punishing the injust and revamping the broken economic systems that got us here?

[Flannel Boy]

So, we should just move US Evilbore to Canada.

Canada, eh?

TSX   11,177.41   -951.47   -7.85%

[TVC15]

When Gwar said AMERICA MUST BE DESTROYED, they ddn't mean in a way as uninteresting as this

[Van Cruncheon]

patel: hatred of the rich and wall street, and a perverse delight in seeing capitalism completely fucking foiled?

yeah but I mean if the U.S. economy fucking tanks it's going to hurt regular people who lolberals usually lo e

shouldn't we get ourselves out of shit canyon before we work on punishing the injust and revamping the broken economic systems that got us here?

that is correct, sir, but america loves its schadenfreude more than it loves its bread OR its freedom

talk radio is unlistenable right now

[Brehvolution]

I saw the dow was down 663, went to take a piss, came back and now it's down 528. That shit moves pretty fast.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

patel: hatred of the rich and wall street, and a perverse delight in seeing capitalism completely fucking foiled?

yeah but I mean if the U.S. economy fucking tanks it's going to hurt regular people who lolberals usually lo e

shouldn't we get ourselves out of shit canyon before we work on punishing the injust and revamping the broken economic systems that got us here?

that is correct, sir, but america loves its schadenfreude more than it loves its bread OR its freedom

talk radio is unlistenable right now

maybe it comes from working in production but when there's a crisis you need to FIX THE CRISIS first, THEN figure out steps to keep it from happening again, THEN AND ONLY THEN wreak unholy havoc upon the fucktard who cause the crisis and usually by that point it's not even necessary because your new safeguards have effectively neutered them

maybe I should run for president

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

When everything breaks down, we need to purge libertarians and other far right peoples.

[Bloodwake]

Speaking of puppyface, I'm pretty sure that republicans actually think that's good advice at this point.

[TVC15]

patel: hatred of the rich and wall street, and a perverse delight in seeing capitalism completely fucking foiled?

yeah but I mean if the U.S. economy fucking tanks it's going to hurt regular people who lolberals usually lo e

shouldn't we get ourselves out of shit canyon before we work on punishing the injust and revamping the broken economic systems that got us here?

that is correct, sir, but america loves its schadenfreude more than it loves its bread OR its freedom

talk radio is unlistenable right now

maybe it comes from working in production but when there's a crisis you need to FIX THE CRISIS first, THEN figure out steps to keep it from happening again, THEN AND ONLY THEN wreak unholy havoc upon the fucktard who cause the crisis and usually by that point it's not even necessary because your new safeguards have effectively neutered them

maybe I should run for president

Too bad there are compromising photos of you.  If the tank picture was enough to do Dukakis in, think of what you'd be up against.

[Flannel Boy]

maybe it comes from working in production but when there's a crisis you need to FIX THE CRISIS first, THEN figure out steps to keep it from happening again, THEN AND ONLY THEN wreak unholy havoc upon the fucktard who cause the crisis and usually by that point it's not even necessary because your new safeguards have effectively neutered them

maybe I should run for president

Those Moogle costume pics are pretty damning.

[Van Cruncheon]

patel: hatred of the rich and wall street, and a perverse delight in seeing capitalism completely fucking foiled?

yeah but I mean if the U.S. economy fucking tanks it's going to hurt regular people who lolberals usually lo e

shouldn't we get ourselves out of shit canyon before we work on punishing the injust and revamping the broken economic systems that got us here?

that is correct, sir, but america loves its schadenfreude more than it loves its bread OR its freedom

talk radio is unlistenable right now

maybe it comes from working in production but when there's a crisis you need to FIX THE CRISIS first, THEN figure out steps to keep it from happening again, THEN AND ONLY THEN wreak unholy havoc upon the fucktard who cause the crisis and usually by that point it's not even necessary because your new safeguards have effectively neutered them

maybe I should run for president

most of america is really, truly, god's honestly STUPID

[Howard Alan Treesong]

yeah I can't understand taking glee in killing the bailout

especially because there's no plan B (or C at this point)

it's like

YEAH! WE SHOWED THEM!

wait where'd my 401k go

:facepalm

[Phoenix Dark]

patel: hatred of the rich and wall street, and a perverse delight in seeing capitalism completely fucking foiled?

yeah but I mean if the U.S. economy fucking tanks it's going to hurt regular people who lolberals usually lo e

shouldn't we get ourselves out of shit canyon before we work on punishing the injust and revamping the broken economic systems that got us here?

that is correct, sir, but america loves its schadenfreude more than it loves its bread OR its freedom

talk radio is unlistenable right now

maybe it comes from working in production but when there's a crisis you need to FIX THE CRISIS first, THEN figure out steps to keep it from happening again, THEN AND ONLY THEN wreak unholy havoc upon the fucktard who cause the crisis and usually by that point it's not even necessary because your new safeguards have effectively neutered them

maybe I should run for president

Too bad there are compromising photos of you.  If the tank picture was enough to do Dukakis in, think of what you'd be up against.

Wrong on Furries. Wrong on America

[Bloodwake]

lmfao

I'd vote for Patel.

[Brehvolution]

Almost everything was over valued anyway. A fucking 2 liter of Coke is $2 now days.

[Van Cruncheon]

i'd vote for the guy in the loli maid costume

[Tauntaun]

Is that Patel on the right?  He looks ready to bite someone's face off.    PATEL IS A MAN!

[Madrun Badrun]

Damn it America. The Toronto stock exchange is down 900 points.

But our bank stocks are only down by %4 on average.  We're winning! 

[Howard Alan Treesong]

i'd vote for the guy in the loli maid costume

he's Shingo Mama

[youtube=425,350]JL_9CL-cqpg[/youtube]

[Brehvolution]

woot
US dollar gained 0.0068 on the Euro.
Thing are looking up!

[Bocsius]

SHOCKING news below.

http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2008/09/swing-district-congressmen-doomed.html

Of congressman in "toss up" races, 30 votes against the bill, 8 for it. Compare that to people not in such races, who went 197 for, 198 against.

Even further, people not running for re-election and therefore giving up their seats? 23 for, 2 against, 1 abstaining.

[FlameOfCallandor]

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[Howard Alan Treesong]

btw I heard that more incriminating footage was taken of me this weekend getting totally drunk and channeling the spirit of David Byrne on "Psycho Killer"

I am not ashamed, I fucking rocked that song

[TakingBackSunday]

[youtube=425,350]ticytEUvVhQ[/youtube]
 

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He's gonna die in the Depression anyway.  He just wants to see all the black people REALLY have no shot at being employed.

[TVC15]

btw I heard that more incriminating footage was taken of me this weekend getting totally drunk and channeling the spirit of David Byrne on "Psycho Killer"

I am not ashamed, I fucking rocked that song

Fuck that, bitch.  I rocked You Outta Know by alanis.  That's even better.

[Bloodwake]

btw I heard that more incriminating footage was taken of me this weekend getting totally drunk and channeling the spirit of David Byrne on "Psycho Killer"

I am not ashamed, I fucking rocked that song

OMG, if this were only on Youtube. I fucking love that song

and you as well

 

[Phoenix Dark]

"This bill would not have been agreed to had it not been for John McCain. ... But, you know, this is a bipartisan accomplishment, a bipartisan success. And if people want to get something done in Washington, they just watch John McCain." — Former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney, 9/29/08

"Earlier in the week, when Senator McCain came back to Washington, there had been no deal reached. ... What Senator McCain was able to do was to help bring all the parties to the table, including the House Republicans." — Senior adviser Steve Schmidt, 9/28/08

"But here are the facts, and I’m not overselling anything. The fact is that the House Republicans were not in the mix at all. John didn’t phone this one in. He came and actually did something. ... You can’t phone something like this in. Thank God John came back." — Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), 9/28/08

"Before John McCain suspended his campaign yesterday, the situation that we’re looking at today looked very different then. After he showed leadership and called for bipartisanship, for us to partisanship aside and tackle this solution head on, here we are." — Spokesman Tucker Bounds, 9/25/08



SMH

[The Fake Shemp]

Holy shit, the Dow is closing at -748!!!

[TakingBackSunday]

Gosh, he is just, so, like, breathtaking.

<3 John McCain <3

I hate that most my friends on facebook have pictures of him at a rally.  They went to a John McCain rally

[Bocsius]

Good job corralling those house republicans, McCain! 

[Howard Alan Treesong]

John McCain wants credit for the House Republicans' behavior today? seems so

[Brehvolution]

Eeek.

The dow down 748. Does anyone know how much money that is?

[The Fake Shemp]

HISTORY MADE! LARGEST SINGLE DAY DROP IN HISTORY! AMERICANS WIN!