ELECTION DAY THREAD - HISTORY MADE. OBAMA IS PRESIDENT. McCAIN AM CRYING.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

103 - Obama
43 - McCain (+ AL)

[siamesedreamer]

FOX calls PA for Obama...its officially over.

[Phoenix Dark]

Obama is going to win Indiana.

Explain plz

[TakingBackSunday]

Bah, GA for McCain

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Georgia to McCain

103 - Obama
58 - McCain

At this point, this won't be a blowout.  GA was one of those potential surprise Obama upsets that didn't pan out.

[Human Snorenado]

Chris Shays is losing in CT.  Robin Hayes is losing in NC.  REAP THE WHIRLWIND, MOTHERFUCKERS!  REAP IT!

[TakingBackSunday]

Georgia to McCain

103 - Obama
58 - McCain

At this point, this won't be a blowout.  GA was one of those potential surprise Obama upsets that didn't pan out.

If Obama indeed wins OH and FL, it'll be a blowout

[Hollywood]

CNN looks like the only station not giving Obama the win in Pennsylvania. Remember 2000 - CNN's motto. 

[TakingBackSunday]

Obama's grandma is WHITE???

His mother was white.  His grandmother was his mother's mother.

2+2=?

[Human Snorenado]

CNN looks like the only station not giving Obama the win in Pennsylvania. Remember 2000 - CNN's motto. 

Nope, there it goes.

[TVC15]

Obama's lead in Florida down to 3%.  Bummer.

[Madrun Badrun]

CBC has 103 to 69. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Obama's lead in Florida down to 3%.  Bummer.

It's not going to come down to Florida again right? 

[TakingBackSunday]

It shouldn't.

[TakingBackSunday]

Dude, Obama's gonna win Indiana.

[TakingBackSunday]

God, I'm so worried that McCain will win, so worried.

Fuckkkkkkkkkk 

Chill the fuck out, he's got this

[The Fake Shemp]

My middle aged white mother said Obama is a socialist jerk and that McCain was at a disadvantage because Obama is black.

[Madrun Badrun]

CBC has 103 to 69. 

damn MSNBC's Live feed (still have him at 58), what did he win?

No idea.  They haven't said on TV yet and their web site has a lower number. 

They do have McCain above in the popular vote though. 

[Madrun Badrun]

My middle aged white mother said Obama is a socialist jerk and that McCain was at a disadvantage because Obama is black.

Did you show her Sarah Silverman's video? 

[Madrun Badrun]

.  nevermind.

[The Fake Shemp]

Are you sure your mom wasn't talking basketball

Exact response:

"Uh, I don't think anyone ever had an advantage in national politics from being black.  I think people are just pissed at Bush."

"No, I think people just voted for him because he's black!"

[TakingBackSunday]

Hey CA EBfags:

how's issue 8 doing?

edit: lol nvm, polls dont close there for 3 more hours

[Madrun Badrun]

How does voting for the senate seats work in the US?  CNN has blue way a head. 

[Madrun Badrun]

lots of polls just closed. 

[Human Snorenado]

Woo hoo, RI, MI, MN, NY and WI!  Boo to ND.

[Madrun Badrun]

174 to 49 CNN  woot.

[Powerslave]

John McCain is a true American president name. How can you have a president that's called BARACK smh

[TakingBackSunday]

hahahah Arizona too close to call  

[Madrun Badrun]

How does voting for the senate seats work in the US?  CNN has blue way a head. 

Each state has two senators, and the entire state votes on both.  60 senators is the magic number to completely dominate and force the republicans to make scat porn in exchange for any of there votes to pass.

So you vote for senators separably from president?  Is that how CNN has more senator numbers than stats that have closed?

[TakingBackSunday]

How does voting for the senate seats work in the US?  CNN has blue way a head. 

Each state has two senators, and the entire state votes on both.  60 senators is the magic number to completely dominate and force the republicans to make scat porn in exchange for any of there votes to pass.

So you vote for senators separably from president?  Is that how CNN has more senator numbers than stats that have closed?

Yeah.  Its all on one ballot, but you vote for everything separately.

edit: so far I'm perfect in my voting in Ohio.

[Madrun Badrun]

ahh.  Now that makes sense. 

[TakingBackSunday]

hahaha msnbc makes me laugh

I HAVE TO INTERRUPT YOU CHUCK FOR THIS BIT OF NEWS.

...

ARKANSAS GOES TO MCCAIN

Chuck: Uhh....not a big surprise...

[Madrun Badrun]

how many electoral votes does Texas have? it's being called too close to call (51% - 48%), I'm surprised...

34.

[Madrun Badrun]

CBC has video footage of people dancing in the rain and around the fire for Obama in Kenya, lol. 

[TakingBackSunday]

how many electoral votes does Texas have? it's being called too close to call (51% - 48%), I'm surprised...

It also is only 2% of the precincts in, without a lot of them being staunch repub.

[TakingBackSunday]

so far no red state turned blue or vice versa right? what are the ones most likely to swtich?

In the words of the fucking great Tim Russert...

Florida, Florida, Florida.

[Human Snorenado]

HOLY SHIT FOX CALLS OHIO FOR OBAMA

[Phoenix Dark]

A very senior McCain aide just told me: "At this point, we need a miracle."

http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/

[Madrun Badrun]

so far no red state turned blue or vice versa right? what are the ones most likely to swtich?

New Hampshire changed. 

[Debaser]

I just went to Target to pick up the new Futurama DVD, and a black guy saw my Obama shirt and reached out his hand for a high-five. I gave him one, and said "Pennsylvania!" He beamed and said "I just heard on the radio McCain saying he'll need a miracle to win at this point. I think God is on our side this time!" Then he gave me another high-five before going on with his shopping.

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owwwww fuck, my hand

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[Phoenix Dark]

OHIO OMG OMG OMG?
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[Madrun Badrun]

I just went to Target to pick up the new Futurama DVD, and a black guy saw my Obama shirt and reached out his hand for a high-five. I gave him one, and said "Pennsylvania!" He beamed and said "I just heard on the radio McCain saying he'll need a miracle to win at this point. I think God is on our side this time!" Then he gave me another high-five before going on with his shopping.

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owwwww fuck, my hand

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[TakingBackSunday]

Maurice, didn't you say that you had a gut feeling that PA would ruin things?  

wub youuuuu

[AdmiralViscen]

Also some kid today said that Obama wants to give illegal aliens tax breaks...

Is that true?! Why do we want illegals here, when they should be shipped back to where they come from?

[Crushed]

why did my state go mccain, damn it

[y2kev]

Its over

[TakingBackSunday]

Gosh fuck my roommate.  Go to the hallway if you're lksF;LKASDKOF


DID HE JUST WIN OHIO

[Human Snorenado]

Ohio is off the shitlist.

[Madrun Badrun]

OHIO OHIO OHIO !!!!!!!!!

[TakingBackSunday]

WOWOWOW

FAITH RENEWED IN MY HOME STATE

IM IN TEARS

[siamesedreamer]

Its over.

But, who will be the first to call it?

[Madrun Badrun]

Let give BrandNew extra ass pleasure tonight fellows.  He deserves it. 

[TakingBackSunday]

i'm so proud

of northern ohio i mean, southern ohio can still fuck off

[demi]

hey im in ohio too assholes

[Madrun Badrun]

hey im in ohio too assholes

Did you vote?

[AdmiralViscen]

HIOOHIOH

[TakingBackSunday]

Wow, Franklin county went HARd for Obama, that's awesome

New Mexico Obama's too

game over

[demi]

hey im in ohio too assholes

Did you vote?

I did, I did a write-in

[tiesto]

Heh, was listening in my car on CNN on XM... and they called it "CNN ELECTION NIG" because the name of the program got cut off.

Thank God for Ohio and NM.

[Madrun Badrun]

Heh, was listening in my car on CNN on XM... and they called it "CNN ELECTION NIG" because the name of the program got cut off.