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Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« on: December 09, 2008, 05:05:22 PM »
I do! Always! can't stand to have but a drop of pee in my above-average sized penis. I'm very uncomfortable when I have pee in my penis and I have to eat and then when the pee is out it feels way better to sit at the table and eat.


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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2008, 05:06:24 PM »
well at least you know your hands are clean if you do it before.

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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2008, 05:06:46 PM »
must be a euro thing

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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2008, 05:08:13 PM »
I do the exact same thing. :lol

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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2008, 05:09:21 PM »
Must be a crazy guy thing.
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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2008, 05:19:30 PM »
:-[

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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2008, 05:24:02 PM »
Must be a crazy guy thing.

Yeah, that's why I do it.
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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2008, 05:26:45 PM »
Absolutely

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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2008, 05:36:08 PM »
pee doesn't stay in your pee-pee.

but i agree nonetheless
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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2008, 06:01:02 PM »
Not if I don't have to.  But if there's an inkling, I'll pee before eating, gaming, or watching a DVD.
Not before having sex though - just in case there's a chance for some watersports. :piss :drool :piss2


You sure know your audience.

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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2008, 06:01:21 PM »
I do the same thing.

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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2008, 06:03:06 PM »
Not if I don't have to.  But if there's an inkling, I'll pee before eating, gaming, or watching a DVD.
Not before having sex though - just in case there's a chance for some watersports. :piss :drool :piss2

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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2008, 06:04:55 PM »
I do wank before sleeping.

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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2008, 06:04:57 PM »
speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll.  I can't...by a long shot.   :tophat

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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2008, 06:09:30 PM »
i just peed before i went out to chinese buffet

thats probably because iv been drinking beer all afternoon though

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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2008, 06:11:16 PM »
speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll.  I can't...by a long shot.   :tophat

I must try this.

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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2008, 06:27:29 PM »
speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll.  I can't...by a long shot.   :tophat

Why did you make this post? What were you hoping to accomplish? Did you feel this post added to the discourse or discussion here at Evilbore?
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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2008, 06:40:13 PM »
That looks like the post of a man whose penis fit inside the toiler roll all too easily.

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Mine fits too. :(
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Just kidding.  I made that toilet roll my BITCH. :pimp
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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2008, 06:41:32 PM »
speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll.  I can't...by a long shot.   :tophat

Why did you make this post? What were you hoping to accomplish? Did you feel this post added to the discourse or discussion here at Evilbore?

You fit the roll don't you.

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Because I was going to make a poll about it and decided not to so I thought I would post it in here
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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2008, 06:43:16 PM »
if your dick isn't bigger than a bread box, you're a failure as a male

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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2008, 06:48:21 PM »
speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll.  I can't...by a long shot.   :tophat

Why did you make this post? What were you hoping to accomplish? Did you feel this post added to the discourse or discussion here at Evilbore?

Why are you so upset? ??? It's not much different from a Tauntaun post and that guy is awesome.

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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2008, 06:50:09 PM »
I'm thinking it was a joke about that thread that diapered* yesterday. 

*lol firefox spell check.
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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #22 on: December 09, 2008, 06:54:09 PM »
Yeah dude, it was all tongue in cheek.

But just in case, FM should probably prepare some hilariously witty answers for when the rest of the fuzz arrive.

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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #23 on: December 09, 2008, 07:05:53 PM »
Sometimes.

It's not like, it's an habit or any shit like that.

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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #24 on: December 09, 2008, 08:19:25 PM »
Not consciously. But my 5 year old always has to get up at some point during dinner to go.
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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #25 on: December 09, 2008, 09:05:23 PM »
I assume she's a girl?

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« Reply #26 on: December 09, 2008, 09:06:11 PM »
Yes. :)
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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #27 on: December 09, 2008, 09:09:57 PM »
I pee on my dinner AND shit on my desert. :-*

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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #28 on: December 09, 2008, 09:14:05 PM »
speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll.  I can't...by a long shot.   :tophat

Why did you make this post? What were you hoping to accomplish? Did you feel this post added to the discourse or discussion here at Evilbore?
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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #29 on: December 09, 2008, 09:55:43 PM »
Yes. :)


Women. ::)

I just noticed we have the same post count at 2,811.  It's like you're the Venus to my Earth. :-*
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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #30 on: December 09, 2008, 10:08:26 PM »
I like to wash my hands before eating, and while I'm in there I might as well pee.
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« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2008, 04:06:50 AM »
speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll.  I can't...by a long shot.   :tophat

There's no way that's accurate.
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« Reply #32 on: December 10, 2008, 04:11:33 AM »
I usually pee before I eat, too. I agree with the full bladder + full tummy = disaster thing.
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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #33 on: December 10, 2008, 05:40:01 AM »
I just can't believe someone is thicker than a cardboard toilet paper roll.


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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2008, 12:01:13 PM »
I do! Always! can't stand to have but a drop of pee in my above-average sized penis. I'm very uncomfortable when I have pee in my penis and I have to eat and then when the pee is out it feels way better to sit at the table and eat.


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Thought you were a chick.  I feel um... educated.

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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #35 on: December 10, 2008, 12:07:02 PM »
speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll.  I can't...by a long shot.   :tophat

There's no way that's accurate.



and apparently a toilet paper roll is 5 inch circumference. 

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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #36 on: December 10, 2008, 12:11:01 PM »
Sometimes peeing is better then sex.

I just released an entire nights collection.  So good. 

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« Reply #37 on: December 10, 2008, 12:16:19 PM »
I'm glad I'm not the only one with this habbit! :-[
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« Reply #38 on: December 10, 2008, 01:42:05 PM »
Holy shit I JUST fucking took a piss and then sat down to eat.

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« Reply #39 on: December 10, 2008, 02:26:44 PM »
I do! Always! can't stand to have but a drop of pee in my above-average sized penis. I'm very uncomfortable when I have pee in my penis and I have to eat and then when the pee is out it feels way better to sit at the table and eat.


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Thought you were a chick.  I feel um... educated.
Huh, what in my posts is so feminine?
Holy shit I JUST fucking took a piss and then sat down to eat.
Feels good, doesn't it?
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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #40 on: December 10, 2008, 07:16:31 PM »
Holy shit I JUST fucking took a piss and then sat down to eat.

Next time wash your hands in between.
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« Reply #41 on: December 11, 2008, 12:52:44 AM »
Holy shit I JUST fucking took a piss and then sat down to eat.

Next time wash your hands in between.

Maybe he's sitting on the toilet ???

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« Reply #42 on: December 11, 2008, 01:18:27 AM »
I do! Always! can't stand to have but a drop of pee in my above-average sized penis. I'm very uncomfortable when I have pee in my penis and I have to eat and then when the pee is out it feels way better to sit at the table and eat.


 :drool....:piss2.... :cookie

Thought you were a chick.  I feel um... educated.
Huh, what in my posts is so feminine?
Holy shit I JUST fucking took a piss and then sat down to eat.
Feels good, doesn't it?

Feels good 'cuz when I sit down to eat, I don't like to get up till I'm done eating. Lazy Americans for the win.

muckhole: I don't usually need to guide my wiener. I drop my pants and it's already perfectly positioned.

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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #43 on: December 11, 2008, 02:03:10 AM »
speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll.  I can't...by a long shot.   :tophat

You trying it in front of a car mirror? lolol
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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #44 on: December 11, 2008, 09:21:47 AM »
Sometimes peeing is better then sex.

ehhh... dunno about that. But taking a nice satisfying dump definitely could be, especially if you've had to hold it in for a while.
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« Reply #45 on: December 11, 2008, 10:28:42 AM »
Sometimes peeing is better then sex.

ehhh... dunno about that. But taking a nice satisfying dump definitely could be, especially if you've had to hold it in for a while.

It's great to take a nice dump then catch a nap.   :)
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« Reply #46 on: December 11, 2008, 11:33:34 AM »
speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll.  I can't...by a long shot.   :tophat

You trying it in front of a car mirror? lolol

Do you fit?  :-*

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« Reply #47 on: December 11, 2008, 11:36:04 AM »
I do this. I can't stand eating or doing anything really, when there's piss in my penis.
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Re: Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?
« Reply #48 on: December 11, 2008, 12:15:45 PM »
speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll.  I can't...by a long shot.   :tophat

You trying it in front of a car mirror? lolol

Do you fit?  :-*

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« Reply #49 on: December 11, 2008, 12:19:38 PM »
Is temporary wild homo status like when mario gets the star powerup and starts to sparkle?

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« Reply #50 on: December 11, 2008, 12:22:08 PM »
Nope I can't fit. You happy? Want to see my cock now, Arvie?
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« Reply #51 on: December 11, 2008, 12:24:56 PM »
sure pm away.   ;)

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« Reply #52 on: December 11, 2008, 12:27:32 PM »

Huh, what in my posts is so feminine?

My recollection is a bit fuzzy but I think it was the picture thread and some dood posted a picture and you responded with a throbbing heart.  I guess I missed the context.

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« Reply #53 on: December 11, 2008, 12:33:23 PM »

Huh, what in my posts is so feminine?

My recollection is a bit fuzzy but I think it was the picture thread and some dood posted a picture and you responded with a throbbing heart.  I guess I missed the context.

Hahaha, if that's the yardstick you measure by, you'll think 90% of eb are female.  :-*
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« Reply #54 on: December 11, 2008, 12:34:34 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #55 on: December 11, 2008, 01:06:20 PM »
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Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?

No, but sometimes I pee while I'm eating.
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« Reply #56 on: December 11, 2008, 01:16:20 PM »
I peed while having a toilet paper tube on my cock while eating a hamburger
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« Reply #57 on: December 11, 2008, 04:42:35 PM »

Huh, what in my posts is so feminine?

My recollection is a bit fuzzy but I think it was the picture thread and some dood posted a picture and you responded with a throbbing heart.  I guess I missed the context.
  :-[ Said context = evilbore
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