Those of us from rural south know how to handle toilet paper shortage. Eat more corn on the cob! The corn isn't important, but the cobs are free and work great! (Just don't flush them!) You're welcome!
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Must be a crazy guy thing.
You sure know your audience.
Not if I don't have to. But if there's an inkling, I'll pee before eating, gaming, or watching a DVD.Not before having sex though - just in case there's a chance for some watersports.
speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll. I can't...by a long shot.
Quote from: Father_Mike on December 09, 2008, 06:04:57 PMspeaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll. I can't...by a long shot. Why did you make this post? What were you hoping to accomplish? Did you feel this post added to the discourse or discussion here at Evilbore?
Yes.
I do! Always! can't stand to have but a drop of pee in my above-average sized penis. I'm very uncomfortable when I have pee in my penis and I have to eat and then when the pee is out it feels way better to sit at the table and eat. ........
Quote from: Father_Mike on December 09, 2008, 06:04:57 PMspeaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll. I can't...by a long shot. There's no way that's accurate.
Sometimes peeing is better then sex.
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Quote from: Tieno on December 09, 2008, 05:05:22 PMI do! Always! can't stand to have but a drop of pee in my above-average sized penis. I'm very uncomfortable when I have pee in my penis and I have to eat and then when the pee is out it feels way better to sit at the table and eat. ........ Thought you were a chick. I feel um... educated.
Holy shit I JUST fucking took a piss and then sat down to eat.
Quote from: Tristam on December 10, 2008, 01:42:05 PMHoly shit I JUST fucking took a piss and then sat down to eat. Next time wash your hands in between.
Quote from: Sysgen on December 10, 2008, 12:01:13 PMQuote from: Tieno on December 09, 2008, 05:05:22 PMI do! Always! can't stand to have but a drop of pee in my above-average sized penis. I'm very uncomfortable when I have pee in my penis and I have to eat and then when the pee is out it feels way better to sit at the table and eat. ........ Thought you were a chick. I feel um... educated.Huh, what in my posts is so feminine?Quote from: Tristam on December 10, 2008, 01:42:05 PMHoly shit I JUST fucking took a piss and then sat down to eat. Feels good, doesn't it?
Quote from: Kosma on December 10, 2008, 05:40:13 AMSometimes peeing is better then sex.ehhh... dunno about that. But taking a nice satisfying dump definitely could be, especially if you've had to hold it in for a while.
Quote from: Father_Mike on December 09, 2008, 06:04:57 PMspeaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll. I can't...by a long shot. You trying it in front of a car mirror? lolol
Quote from: demi on December 11, 2008, 02:03:10 AMQuote from: Father_Mike on December 09, 2008, 06:04:57 PMspeaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll. I can't...by a long shot. You trying it in front of a car mirror? lololDo you fit?
Huh, what in my posts is so feminine?
Quote from: Tieno on December 10, 2008, 02:26:44 PMHuh, what in my posts is so feminine?My recollection is a bit fuzzy but I think it was the picture thread and some dood posted a picture and you responded with a throbbing heart. I guess I missed the context.
Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?