Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?

[Tieno]

I do! Always! can't stand to have but a drop of pee in my above-average sized penis. I'm very uncomfortable when I have pee in my penis and I have to eat and then when the pee is out it feels way better to sit at the table and eat.


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[G The Resurrected]

well at least you know your hands are clean if you do it before.

[drew]

must be a euro thing

[CurseoftheGods]

I do the exact same thing.

[Reb]

Must be a crazy guy thing.

[CurseoftheGods]

[jiji]

Must be a crazy guy thing.

Yeah, that's why I do it.

[duckman2000]

Absolutely

[pilonv1]

pee doesn't stay in your pee-pee.

but i agree nonetheless

[Bildi]

Not if I don't have to.  But if there's an inkling, I'll pee before eating, gaming, or watching a DVD.
Not before having sex though - just in case there's a chance for some watersports.

You sure know your audience.

[cool breeze]

I do the same thing.

[CurseoftheGods]

Not if I don't have to.  But if there's an inkling, I'll pee before eating, gaming, or watching a DVD.
Not before having sex though - just in case there's a chance for some watersports.

[Reb]

I do wank before sleeping.

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Gonna go to sleep now.

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[Madrun Badrun]

speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll.  I can't...by a long shot.   

[drew]

i just peed before i went out to chinese buffet

thats probably because iv been drinking beer all afternoon though

[Bildi]

speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll.  I can't...by a long shot.   

I must try this.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll.  I can't...by a long shot.   

Why did you make this post? What were you hoping to accomplish? Did you feel this post added to the discourse or discussion here at Evilbore?

[Bildi]

That looks like the post of a man whose penis fit inside the toiler roll all too easily.

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Mine fits too.

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Just kidding.  I made that toilet roll my BITCH.

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[Madrun Badrun]

speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll.  I can't...by a long shot.   

Why did you make this post? What were you hoping to accomplish? Did you feel this post added to the discourse or discussion here at Evilbore?

You fit the roll don't you.

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Because I was going to make a poll about it and decided not to so I thought I would post it in here

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[cool breeze]

if your dick isn't bigger than a bread box, you're a failure as a male

[CurseoftheGods]

speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll.  I can't...by a long shot.   

Why did you make this post? What were you hoping to accomplish? Did you feel this post added to the discourse or discussion here at Evilbore?

Why are you so upset? It's not much different from a Tauntaun post and that guy is awesome.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm thinking it was a joke about that thread that diapered* yesterday. 

*lol firefox spell check.

[Bildi]

Yeah dude, it was all tongue in cheek.

But just in case, FM should probably prepare some hilariously witty answers for when the rest of the fuzz arrive.

[WrikaWrek]

Sometimes.

It's not like, it's an habit or any shit like that.

[Brehvolution]

Not consciously. But my 5 year old always has to get up at some point during dinner to go.

[Bildi]

I assume she's a girl?

[Brehvolution]

Yes.

[CurseoftheGods]

I pee on my dinner AND shit on my desert.

[OptimoPeach]

speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll.  I can't...by a long shot.   

Why did you make this post? What were you hoping to accomplish? Did you feel this post added to the discourse or discussion here at Evilbore?

Someone's got a small wiener lolo

[Bildi]

Yes.

Women.

I just noticed we have the same post count at 2,811.  It's like you're the Venus to my Earth.

[Yeti]

I like to wash my hands before eating, and while I'm in there I might as well pee.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll.  I can't...by a long shot.   

There's no way that's accurate.

[xnikki118x]

I usually pee before I eat, too. I agree with the full bladder + full tummy = disaster thing.

[ToxicAdam]

I just can't believe someone is thicker than a cardboard toilet paper roll.


::shakes fist at god::

[Sysgen]

I do! Always! can't stand to have but a drop of pee in my above-average sized penis. I'm very uncomfortable when I have pee in my penis and I have to eat and then when the pee is out it feels way better to sit at the table and eat.


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Thought you were a chick.  I feel um... educated.

[Madrun Badrun]

speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll.  I can't...by a long shot.   

There's no way that's accurate.

and apparently a toilet paper roll is 5 inch circumference. 

 

[Madrun Badrun]

Sometimes peeing is better then sex.

I just released an entire nights collection.  So good. 

[Tieno]

I'm glad I'm not the only one with this habbit!

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So is that a yes?

[Tristam]

Holy shit I JUST fucking took a piss and then sat down to eat.

[Tieno]

I do! Always! can't stand to have but a drop of pee in my above-average sized penis. I'm very uncomfortable when I have pee in my penis and I have to eat and then when the pee is out it feels way better to sit at the table and eat.


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Thought you were a chick.  I feel um... educated.

Huh, what in my posts is so feminine?

Holy shit I JUST fucking took a piss and then sat down to eat.

Feels good, doesn't it?

[muckhole]

Holy shit I JUST fucking took a piss and then sat down to eat.

Next time wash your hands in between.

[Bildi]

Holy shit I JUST fucking took a piss and then sat down to eat.

Next time wash your hands in between.

Maybe he's sitting on the toilet

[Tristam]

I do! Always! can't stand to have but a drop of pee in my above-average sized penis. I'm very uncomfortable when I have pee in my penis and I have to eat and then when the pee is out it feels way better to sit at the table and eat.


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Thought you were a chick.  I feel um... educated.

Huh, what in my posts is so feminine?

Holy shit I JUST fucking took a piss and then sat down to eat.

Feels good, doesn't it?

Feels good 'cuz when I sit down to eat, I don't like to get up till I'm done eating. Lazy Americans for the win.

muckhole: I don't usually need to guide my wiener. I drop my pants and it's already perfectly positioned.

[demi]

speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll.  I can't...by a long shot.   

You trying it in front of a car mirror? lolol

[tiesto]

Sometimes peeing is better then sex.

ehhh... dunno about that. But taking a nice satisfying dump definitely could be, especially if you've had to hold it in for a while.

[Tauntaun]

Sometimes peeing is better then sex.

ehhh... dunno about that. But taking a nice satisfying dump definitely could be, especially if you've had to hold it in for a while.

It's great to take a nice dump then catch a nap.   

[Madrun Badrun]

speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll.  I can't...by a long shot.   

You trying it in front of a car mirror? lolol

Do you fit? 

[Himu]

I do this. I can't stand eating or doing anything really, when there's piss in my penis.

[demi]

speaking about above sized penises I just found out that someone of a normal size girth should be able to get their dick into a toilet paper roll.  I can't...by a long shot.   

You trying it in front of a car mirror? lolol

Do you fit? 

Do you want to find out? Answer this question will put you on temporary wild homo status, just btw.

[Madrun Badrun]

Is temporary wild homo status like when mario gets the star powerup and starts to sparkle?

POST IF YOU FIT!

[demi]

Nope I can't fit. You happy? Want to see my cock now, Arvie?

[Madrun Badrun]

sure pm away.   

[Sysgen]

Huh, what in my posts is so feminine?

My recollection is a bit fuzzy but I think it was the picture thread and some dood posted a picture and you responded with a throbbing heart.  I guess I missed the context.

[muckhole]

Huh, what in my posts is so feminine?

My recollection is a bit fuzzy but I think it was the picture thread and some dood posted a picture and you responded with a throbbing heart.  I guess I missed the context.

Hahaha, if that's the yardstick you measure by, you'll think 90% of eb are female. 

[Madrun Badrun]

 

 

[Great Rumbler]

Peeing before eating? Do you do it too?

No, but sometimes I pee while I'm eating.

[demi]

I peed while having a toilet paper tube on my cock while eating a hamburger

[Tieno]

Huh, what in my posts is so feminine?

My recollection is a bit fuzzy but I think it was the picture thread and some dood posted a picture and you responded with a throbbing heart.  I guess I missed the context.

  Said context = evilbore