Author Topic: Super Bowl XLIII - The One We Will NOT Forget! Jesus pwned! Athiests win! (Read 18080 times)

drohne · « **Reply #180 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:45:10 PM »

what a wacky game

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #181 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:45:17 PM »

Holding! SAFETY!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #182 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:45:23 PM »

SAFETY!!!!

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #183 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:45:28 PM »

GSP made J Penn his bitch tonight, now that was some awesome action.

And Shoryuken Machida was awesome too.

And Holy shit at the pass from the yellow dude.

Quote from: WrikaWrek on February 01, 2009, 09:42:19 PM

Dude, knock it off with that stuff.

Sorry lame joke. I know it's considered racist. I'm just to insensible to that shit, all sides really.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #184 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:46:54 PM »

holy shit

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #185 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:48:12 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 01, 2009, 09:46:54 PM

Quote from: WrikaWrek on February 01, 2009, 09:45:28 PM
And Holy shit at the pass from the yellow dude.
All game Wricka is talking shit about Indians and East Asians.

RED THIS

YELLOW THAT

It's Defcon 5 up in that bitch.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #186 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:48:27 PM »

GOD'S QB

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #187 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:48:27 PM »

HOLLLLLYYY SHIT.

JESUS LIVES!!!!

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #188 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:48:41 PM »

AG HAH HAH HA HA

drohne · « **Reply #189 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:48:53 PM »

holy fuckin shit

arizona cardinals

super bowl champions

it sounds so wrong

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #190 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:48:56 PM »

WHAT THE FUCK

SPEEDY GONZALES!!! AIIIIII KEKKEKEKEKEKEK_EKEK_KE IIIIIIIII

dios mio, ai caramba

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #191 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:49:13 PM »

* Malek opens his dusty Bible.

This is a sign of the Apocalypse. Someone hold me.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #192 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:49:34 PM »

That dude was running from his past.

E-DuB · « **Reply #193 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:49:42 PM »

Ok that pass was fucking perfect

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #194 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:49:47 PM »

Malek pwned!

Jesus is real! Evolution disproven!

... I think this means you won't be getting laid in 2009, man!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #195 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:49:50 PM »

Time for Rothlesburger to earn this ring!

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #196 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:50:11 PM »

Ok what the fuck was this "captain obvious" drawing shit that just happened on the screen?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #197 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:50:33 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 09:49:47 PM

Malek pwned!

Jesus is real! Evolution disproven!

... I think this means you won't be getting laid in 2009, man!

For some reason, I don't think I was going to get laid anyway.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #198 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:51:44 PM »

Now I hope the communist pigs win this one.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #199 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:51:47 PM »

Only Jesus will save you, Malek!

That's some divine shit right there. I'm talking old-school wrath of God shit.

Mandark · « **Reply #200 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:52:25 PM »

This Larry Fitzgerald fellow, he's one to look out for.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #201 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:52:43 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 09:51:47 PM

Only Jesus will save you, Malek!

That's some divine shit right there. I'm talking old-school wrath of God shit.

Are you going to try to sew that foreskin back on?

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #202 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:53:24 PM »

Time to start breaking legs. They can't score, if they can't run bitch-

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #203 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:54:29 PM »

fukkin godaddy

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #204 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:54:52 PM »

Nope! I'm cut, just like Jesus.

Next time someone tries to laugh creationism out of a thread, you'll have to contest with KURT WARNER'S MIRACULOUS, JESUS-BACKED DIVINE SPECTACULAR COMEBACK as evidence that God is legit.

Also, Larry Fitzgerald for President.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #205 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:55:10 PM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on February 01, 2009, 09:54:29 PM

fukkin godaddy

Terrible

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #206 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:55:46 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 09:54:52 PM

Also, Larry Fitzgerald for President.

A black president? Right!

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #207 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:56:06 PM »

How the hell would you know Jesus was cut?

That's some of that mighty BS that went around in the old age. Seriously, i can't even believe that there were distinguished mentally-challenged fellows that fell for it. The guy who invented it was just testing your faith, dumb nuts.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #208 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:56:20 PM »

Someone needs to be able to take the ball and run with it. Right? Right!?

drohne · « **Reply #209 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:56:32 PM »

SECULAR HUMANISM MAKING A DESPERATE LAST MINUTE DRIVE

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #210 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:57:26 PM »

09: Year of the light skinned black man

Sorry LeBron. Utah Jazz NBA champs

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #211 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:57:39 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on February 01, 2009, 09:56:06 PM

How the hell would you know Jesus was cut?

It was kind of the law at the time, man. He was cut. Sorry. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #212 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:58:06 PM »

fuuuuck

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #213 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:58:18 PM »

Damn you, atheists! Pack your bags and go home! You cannot hope to launch a comeback against the divine will of God!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #214 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:58:34 PM »

Where's your Messiah now?

drohne · « **Reply #215 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:58:42 PM »

JESUS CRUCIFIED ALL OVER AGAIN

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #216 on:** February 01, 2009, 09:59:15 PM »

How can we pin this on the Jews again?

drohne · « **Reply #217 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:00:03 PM »

i'm not sure, but leper wilco

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #218 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:00:08 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 09:57:39 PM

Quote from: WrikaWrek on February 01, 2009, 09:56:06 PM
How the hell would you know Jesus was cut?

It was kind of the law at the time, man. He was cut. Sorry. $:-\$

So it was the law. And we all know the law was fucked up back then. Think about it...

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #219 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:00:37 PM »

JESUS IS DEAD

Malek to get laid in 2009!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #220 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:00:42 PM »

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #221 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:01:04 PM »

Fuck.

Yellow fever strikes back. There is no god. We are alone.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #222 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:01:05 PM »

Three Cardinals in the vicinity and nobody could block?

Jesus, please smite all these heathens.

drohne · « **Reply #223 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:02:06 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 01, 2009, 10:00:37 PM

JESUS IS DEAD

AND HE ISNT COMING BACK FROM THIS ONE

Quote

Malek to get laid in 2009!

let's not get crazy

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #224 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:02:41 PM »

Maybe they will make a movie with an alternate ending.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #225 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:02:44 PM »

jiji · « **Reply #226 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:03:02 PM »

Stop showing that fuck Harrison, people.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #227 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:03:32 PM »

The game isn't over.

If the Cardinals truly win this one - it will be by the divine hand of Jesus! Ben Stein will suit up himself!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #228 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:03:39 PM »

Just like the Ontological Argument and the Cosmological Argument, another so-called proof has been soundly refuted.

y2kev · « **Reply #229 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:03:54 PM »

atheists win!

i bet roflesburger thanks god first thing

Cheebs · « **Reply #230 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:04:12 PM »

Still weird seeing Roethlisberger in this, we are from the same tiny no-name town in Ohio and went to the same school.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #231 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:04:15 PM »

Plenty of time for Cards

come on breaston

jiji · « **Reply #232 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:04:32 PM »

roflesburger

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #233 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:04:41 PM »

Jesus has two timeouts.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #234 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:05:30 PM »

Quote from: y2kev on February 01, 2009, 10:03:54 PM

i bet roflesburger thanks god first thing

Second thing he does is snort coke of a whore's ass crack.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #235 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:05:55 PM »

Leave it to American Football to turn 29 seconds into 5 minutes.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #236 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:06:22 PM »

Jesus still has a few tricks up his crucifix.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #237 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:06:36 PM »

The Holy Spirit made another amazing catch.

FatalT · « **Reply #238 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:06:47 PM »

Just let this shit go off so I can watch The Office already.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #239 on:** February 01, 2009, 10:07:16 PM »

You fools, cannot you see? Jesus is a HOAX!

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Author Topic: Super Bowl XLIII - The One We Will NOT Forget! Jesus pwned! Athiests win! (Read 18080 times)