Author Topic: Super Bowl XLIII - The One We Will NOT Forget! Jesus pwned! Athiests win! (Read 18078 times)

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #60 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:24:38 PM »

NBC is advertising the shit out of Chuck.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #61 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:26:44 PM »

It's a good show and this is probably its last shot to stay on the air, unfortunately.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #62 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:27:27 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 07:26:44 PM

It's a good show and this is probably its last shot to stay on the air, unfortunately.

I like the show, too. I've watched every episode on Hulu.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #63 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:29:24 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 07:08:12 PM

Danica Patrick sold out really quick.

Uh, have you seen her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue spread?

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #64 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:29:52 PM »

Can snap a guy in half, but you can't hold him...

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #65 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:30:43 PM »

Jesus Christ, the Cards made a stop.

This is a sign of the Apocalypse. Hold me, Willco!

nice punt return.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #66 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:31:14 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 01, 2009, 07:21:00 PM

Howie Long: That's a nicely shaped bottle of Mountain Dew. So, tell me princess, how does it feel when it's shoved up your butt?

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #67 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:32:06 PM »

That guy was running for his life.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #68 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:32:59 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 01, 2009, 07:27:27 PM

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 07:26:44 PM
It's a good show and this is probably its last shot to stay on the air, unfortunately.
I like the show, too. I've watched every episode on Hulu.

Way to help it get cancelled. The broad on the show is ridiculously hot. I'd drink Diet Coke and drive a car with heated steering wheels to get her in the sack - no ~~homo~~ joke.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #69 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:34:15 PM »

Chuck is that general electronics store show with spies and crap right? I remember watching a couple of episodes, pretty cool. And the blond chick was blazing hot.

E-DuB · « **Reply #70 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:34:51 PM »

Quote from: drohne on February 01, 2009, 07:23:26 PM

i thought the whole gatorade rebranding was pretty stupid, but i'm ok with it now that it's given us the comedy of peyton manning saying 'that's g'

Don't forget the dance pack

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #71 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:35:41 PM »

NERD HERD niccas.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #72 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:36:32 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 07:32:59 PM

Way to help it get cancelled.

It's not like I'm American or like I have a Nielsen box.

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 07:32:59 PM

The broad on the show is ridiculously hot.

Yvonne Strahovski is hot--and she's polish.

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 07:32:59 PM

I'd drink Diet Coke and drive a car with heated steering wheels to get her in the sack - no ~~homo~~ joke.

I bet you drive a car with a heated steering wheel and a rear view mirror. I bet you use that mirror when you apply your pink lipstick--the one the sailors really like, HOMO!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #73 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:37:35 PM »

James with the chop block and then with the dropped pass.

SMH

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #74 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:37:53 PM »

That dude couldn't catch such a simple pass.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #75 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:39:31 PM »

This game is boring as fuck. :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #76 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:40:09 PM »

Whoa, Drinky didn't tell me he was going to star in a Pixar film.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #77 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:40:39 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 07:40:09 PM

Whoa, Drinky didn't tell me he was going to star in a Pixar film.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #78 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:41:18 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 07:40:09 PM

Whoa, Drinky didn't tell me he was going to star in a Pixar film.

Oooh, burn!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #79 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:42:08 PM »

The team of destiny.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #80 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:45:00 PM »

Jay Leno is moving to 10:00PM?

Where have I been?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #81 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:46:25 PM »

Hightower!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #82 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:48:55 PM »

Did that woman just murder that bimbo by assaulting her with Cheetos-starved pidgeons? I was unsure. It was kind of creepy.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #83 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:50:06 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 07:48:55 PM

Did that woman just murder that bimbo by assaulting her with Cheetos-starved pidgeons? I was unsure. It was kind of creepy.

Cheetos is pigeon food. SOLD

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #84 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:51:57 PM »

OMG @ that runback.

drohne · « **Reply #85 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:52:19 PM »

lololol

just when a football game was threatening to break out

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #86 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:52:23 PM »

Lol

Damn. How shit of a team you gotta be for that to happen.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #87 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:54:12 PM »

Jesus owned.

Atheists win.

Now to ask out Flannel Girl to celebrate Darwin's birth.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #88 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:54:46 PM »

Madden just said James Harrison runs like James Brown? Wtf?

Old racist white guy.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #89 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:59:13 PM »

Where my 3d glasses at. I have some real d Glasses.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #90 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:00:41 PM »

LOL AT THE SOBE commericial

and you thought there were too many overly masculine commercials?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #91 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:01:05 PM »

Ray Lewis is a reptilian!!!!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #92 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:01:35 PM »

White guy dances like a white guy lol

cool breeze · « **Reply #93 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:01:50 PM »

the sobe commercial sucked in three dimensions

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #94 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:07:37 PM »

Springsteen?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #95 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:11:05 PM »

This decade has been host to some of the lamest Super Bowls in history. If it weren't for the Patriots, this decade would totally blow.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #96 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:18:08 PM »

The NFL has sure gone after that middle-aged white guy demo after exposing Janet's partially covered brown nipple.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #97 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:19:42 PM »

Malek trying to sneak a peek at the Boss' nips confirmed.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #98 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:22:02 PM »

How the hell did Carlos Boozer get a commercial?

drohne · « **Reply #99 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:22:19 PM »

carlos loozer doesn't know what that is either, since he had nothing to do with winning it

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #100 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:24:38 PM »

Quote from: drohne on February 01, 2009, 08:22:19 PM

carlos loozer doesn't know what that is either, since he had nothing to do with winning it

He played nearly 30 seconds in the Final against Spain. Difference maker.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #101 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:25:07 PM »

CARLOS BOOZER SINGLEHANDEDLY WON THE GOLD.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #102 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:26:51 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 08:25:07 PM

CARLOS BOOZER SINGLEHANDEDLY WON THE GOLD.

After twenty years of dedication!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #103 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:29:00 PM »

Here, let me show you!

/Boozer shoots a basket from his garage

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #104 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:30:32 PM »

That shot, along with the 26 seconds during the gold-medal final, has kept him off the court for most of the season. DEDICATION

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #105 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:31:00 PM »

Also, buying jewelry at discount is for homos.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #106 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:32:14 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 08:31:00 PM

Also, buying jewelry at discount is for homos.

I know how you can get a discount, cupcake. Do you like your discounts? BEND OVER and grab on to that heated steering wheel with your manicured hands.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #107 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:33:33 PM »

After such a thorough sodomizing, I will need my "man step" to get off the tail gate on account of my ripped rectum.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #108 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:35:20 PM »

Who said anything about sodomy? That F-150 of yours has turned you into a homosexual!

BUY a Dodge RAM before it's too late.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #109 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:37:39 PM »

That Bridgestone commercial was great. Those astronauts got jacked! Enjoy starving to death and running out of oxygen! Losers!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #110 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:38:45 PM »

@ the monster.com commercial

they actually ran three good commercials in a row.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #111 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:42:55 PM »

The Rock needs a new agent.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #112 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:43:37 PM »

That movie looks awful.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #113 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:44:30 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 08:43:37 PM

That movie looks awful.

But not Transformers 2 awful.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #114 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:45:05 PM »

Yeah, an agent who gets him back to movies that don't make money...

Disney is putting money on Dwayne, the last movie he did for them made quite a bit of bank (some football movie), and this one looks like it's going to make bank too.

So yeah.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #115 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:47:02 PM »

Wricka, this is the Cuba Gooding Jr. strategy. By the way, he's in the crowd wearing a purple hat looking like an old black woman.

Al Michaels: remember Cuba Gooding Jr. He was in Jeremy McGuire.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #116 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:47:59 PM »

roughing the passer?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #117 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:49:05 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 01, 2009, 08:44:30 PM

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 08:43:37 PM
That movie looks awful.

But not Transformers 2 awful.

Let's not say things we can't take back!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #118 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:51:00 PM »

Please score a touchdown so I can stop watching this boring-ass game.

Catch the ball, whitey.

drohne · « **Reply #119 on:** February 01, 2009, 08:54:30 PM »

omg dumbest penalty ever

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Author Topic: Super Bowl XLIII - The One We Will NOT Forget! Jesus pwned! Athiests win! (Read 18078 times)