Author Topic: Super Bowl XLIII - The One We Will NOT Forget! Jesus pwned! Athiests win! (Read 18079 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** February 01, 2009, 06:28:07 PM »

G.I. Joe trailer already aired. It has begun! Prepare to be underwhelmed.

If Kurt Warner gets another ring, it is proof that God exist and evolution is pwned. Suck it, Malek!

drohne · « **Reply #1 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:36:35 PM »

cardilolz

i'm switching over to the puppy bowl

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:37:34 PM »

I might have to join you, drohne.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:38:27 PM »

Where's your Jesus now?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:39:20 PM »

Cardinals are going to challenge the touchdown!

This might go down as the worst Super Bowl of all-time if this keeps up.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:40:27 PM »

And they end up giving up the first down anyway!

Fuckin' Cardinals.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:40:41 PM »

What happened to Tom Hanks' career?

cool breeze · « **Reply #7 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:42:56 PM »

at least his hair is getting less worse

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:42:59 PM »

Jesus resurrects the Cardinals defense! Malek pwned for his ignorance!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:45:07 PM »

Our generation's John Belushi is Jack Black? Our Bruce Lee is some MMA whore? Worst generation ever! Fuck this product placement!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #10 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:45:33 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 06:42:59 PM

Jesus resurrects the Cardinals defense! Malek pwned for his ignorance!

Flannel Girl's favorite celebrity, according to her Facebook site, is Charles Darwin. It's a sign.

Bob Dylan is such a whore. For shame Brandnew, for shame.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:47:37 PM »

Bob Dylan was the least offensive thing in that advertisement. I feel like punching Jack Black in the scrotum now.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:48:46 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 06:47:37 PM

Bob Dylan was the least offensive thing in that advertisement. I feel like punching Jack Black in the scrotum now.

You'd do that to our generation's John Belushi?

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:49:26 PM »

All I hear is grunting and hollering in the living room. I think they are fucking each other in the ass.

* no hot dudes for the record

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:49:59 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 01, 2009, 06:48:46 PM

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 06:47:37 PM
Bob Dylan was the least offensive thing in that advertisement. I feel like punching Jack Black in the scrotum now.

You'd do that to our generation's John Belushi?

BrandNew is at GAF saying the commercial is awesome.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:50:29 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 01, 2009, 06:49:26 PM

All I hear is grunting and hollering in the living room. I think they are fucking each other in the ass.

* no hot dudes for the record

Not even the offensive linemen? If they aren't bears, who is?

LOL, Jesus!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #16 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:50:53 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 06:49:59 PM

BrandNew is at GAF saying the commercial is awesome.

Leper/ban

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #17 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:52:49 PM »

Jack Black and Michael Cera!

Michael Cera is this generations James Dean

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:52:59 PM »

I don't watch sports.

drohne · « **Reply #19 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:53:06 PM »

michael cera's career is going to make me regret arrested development

you're missing out on hot lineman bearz demi

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:53:42 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 01, 2009, 06:52:49 PM

Jack Black and Michael Cera!

Michael Cera is this generations James Dean

Conan O'Brien saved the day with a great commercial.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #21 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:54:24 PM »

Quote from: drohne on February 01, 2009, 06:53:06 PM

michael cera's career is going to make me regret arrested development

you're missing out on hot lineman bearz demi

HAT

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:54:59 PM »

Gingers smh

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:55:42 PM »

There are black dudes on the offensive line for Pittsburgh, demi. And big, burly white dudes!

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:56:37 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 01, 2009, 06:45:33 PM

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 06:42:59 PM
Jesus resurrects the Cardinals defense! Malek pwned for his ignorance!
Flannel Girl's favorite celebrity, according to her Facebook site, is Charles Darwin. It's a sign.

Darwin turns 200 in 11 days. You should use this as an opportunity to bang her.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #25 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:57:01 PM »

The Holy Spirit makes the line jump.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:57:24 PM »

Nothing gets chicks wet like evolution.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #27 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:58:32 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 01, 2009, 06:56:37 PM

Quote from: Malek on February 01, 2009, 06:45:33 PM
Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 06:42:59 PM
Jesus resurrects the Cardinals defense! Malek pwned for his ignorance!
Flannel Girl's favorite celebrity, according to her Facebook site, is Charles Darwin. It's a sign.

Darwin turns 200 in 11 days. You should use this as an opportunity to bang her.

Hey Flannel Girl, Darwin was born 200 years ago. You know what else happened 200 years ago, it was the last time i had sex.

Nice play!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28 on:** February 01, 2009, 06:59:26 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 06:57:24 PM

Nothing gets chicks wet like evolution.

It gets me Homo erectus.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #29 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:00:12 PM »

I think 11 guys randomly picked from evilbore can play better D.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:00:29 PM »

You would get erect for homos.

This game sucks. More Conan commercials, please.

TVC15 · « **Reply #31 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:00:51 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 06:49:59 PM

Quote from: Malek on February 01, 2009, 06:48:46 PM
Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 06:47:37 PM
Bob Dylan was the least offensive thing in that advertisement. I feel like punching Jack Black in the scrotum now.

You'd do that to our generation's John Belushi?

BrandNew is at GAF saying the commercial is awesome.

See what not consuming an ample amount of drugs does to people? I tried to save him.

drohne · « **Reply #32 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:01:00 PM »

i think the cardinals are sharing defensive strategies with the phoenix suns

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #33 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:01:23 PM »

Quote from: drohne on February 01, 2009, 07:01:00 PM

i think the cardinals are sharing defensive strategies with the phoenix suns

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #34 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:01:40 PM »

Quote from: drohne on February 01, 2009, 07:01:00 PM

i think the cardinals are sharing defensive strategies with the phoenix suns

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #35 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:03:59 PM »

Grease monkeys that are actual monkeys.

$:-\$

even the commercials suck

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #36 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:04:37 PM »

Okay, I have not seen the movie, but wouldn't it have made more sense to drive AWAY from the flaming truck rolling towards them?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #37 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:05:49 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 07:04:37 PM

Okay, I have not seen the movie, but wouldn't it have made more sense to drive AWAY from the flaming truck rolling towards them?

Did your screenplays suffer from this silly logic fetish?

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #38 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:05:55 PM »

Can somebody post me a streaming link or some shit?

I was watching this on my T.V with portuguese commentators and i wanted to kill myself.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #39 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:06:32 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on February 01, 2009, 07:05:55 PM

Can somebody post me a streaming link or some shit?

I was watching this on my T.V with portuguese commentators and i wanted to kill myself.

http://atdhe.net/

cool breeze · « **Reply #40 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:07:17 PM »

when you live your life a quarter mile at a time, you won't waste time driving away from flaming rolling trucks

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #41 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:08:12 PM »

Danica Patrick sold out really quick.

Will Ferrell movie looks marginally funny, but co-stars Danny McBride.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #42 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:08:38 PM »

Touchdown.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #43 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:09:14 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 01, 2009, 07:06:32 PM

Quote from: WrikaWrek on February 01, 2009, 07:05:55 PM
Can somebody post me a streaming link or some shit?

I was watching this on my T.V with portuguese commentators and i wanted to kill myself.

http://atdhe.net/

Thank you

cool breeze · « **Reply #44 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:09:53 PM »

who is Danica Patrick? she's got guns

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #45 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:11:02 PM »

The first diet cola . . . FOR MEN!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #46 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:12:33 PM »

What is with recent commercials assault masculinity of products?

DIET COKE? HEATED STEERING WHEELS? FUCKING HOMO BUY A MANLY PRODUCT!!!

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #47 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:13:08 PM »

This Arizona team kinda sucks. I thought Superbowl was like the shit of the shit.

What's up with these horses ads man, wtf, it's the second time i see one, and there's ads every 4 mins

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #48 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:14:32 PM »

Blame the NFC. Top teams totally choked and let Arizona in.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #49 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:16:17 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 01, 2009, 07:12:33 PM

What is with recent commercials assault masculinity of products?

DIET COKE? HEATED STEERING WHEELS? FUCKING HOMO BUY A MANLY PRODUCT!!!

Howie Long selling cola: I see you drinking a glass of water. Nice! I bet you use that water to rinse out the dried up cum inside your mouth, homo!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #50 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:17:00 PM »

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #51 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:19:09 PM »

Black dude broke cave man in half with that move.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #52 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:19:39 PM »

But the Lions aren't playing today, Spencer!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #53 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:20:52 PM »

Quote from: swaggaz on February 01, 2009, 07:09:53 PM

who is Danica Patrick? she's got guns

"Too hot for television"? More like "We don't have enough money to show the rest of our lame commercial".

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #54 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:21:00 PM »

Howie Long: That's a nicely shaped bottle of Mountain Dew. So, tell me princess, how does it feel when it's shoved up your butt?

Quote from: WrikaWrek on February 01, 2009, 07:19:09 PM

Black dude broke cave man in half with that move.

You have to be more specific, this is an NFL game, not an NHL game.

edit
TOUCHDOWN

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #55 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:21:10 PM »

Oh shit, nice pass.

The guy had time to cook a meal, get laid, take a shit, and pass though.

TOUCHDOWN!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #56 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:21:52 PM »

What. The. Fuck.

Concrete proof that Jesus exists. Malek pwned.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #57 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:22:53 PM »

Getting hit by a truck hurts.

Got milk?

drohne · « **Reply #58 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:23:26 PM »

i thought the whole gatorade rebranding was pretty stupid, but i'm ok with it now that it's given us the comedy of peyton manning saying 'that's g'

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #59 on:** February 01, 2009, 07:24:20 PM »

That Car.com ad was the gayest shit eveeerrrrr

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Author Topic: Super Bowl XLIII - The One We Will NOT Forget! Jesus pwned! Athiests win! (Read 18079 times)