Haha, that's hilarious. So, this offseason, the following has happened to the Braves:
-screwed up trading for Jake Peavy after he said the Braves were one of the teams he'd go to (this admittedly is more the fault of Padres GM Kevin Towers, who had unrealistic expectations on what he could get for Peavy)
-failed to sign AJ Burnett. He ended up signing with the Yankees for less than 1 million/year average than the Braves offered him.
-failed/screwed up signing Rafael Furcal, who ended up going back to the Dodgers for 1 million more per year than the Braves offered
-lost Smoltz to the Red Sox when we wouldn't guarantee him 5 million (can't say I really blame us all that much on that one)
-didn't sign ANY outfielders even after they became dirt cheap. there's really no excuse for not signing Bobby Abreu to a one year deal worth 5-6 million when he signed for less than that.
-lost out on signing Griffey, which again I don't really mind but it would have been SOMETHING
4th place here we come.