Author Topic: The Official Evilbore MLB '09 Regular Season Thread of Bleeding Ulcers (Read 18276 times)

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #60 on:** April 08, 2009, 05:46:50 PM »

Schafer with another bombzaldroppen.

Grecco · « **Reply #61 on:** April 08, 2009, 06:04:54 PM »

I hope i started Jordan today

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #62 on:** April 08, 2009, 06:56:22 PM »

...aaaaaaaand here comes the bullpen trying their darnedest to give it away.

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #63 on:** April 08, 2009, 07:02:08 PM »

Different year...same bullshit bullpen. Blaine Boyer is a gigantic pussy.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #64 on:** April 08, 2009, 07:05:14 PM »

Bullpen has walked in like five runs this inning, gonna need to kill everyone involved and start over.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #65 on:** April 08, 2009, 07:07:51 PM »

Proof that a 10-3 lead isn't enough with these assclowns in the 'pen. Never gonna contend with Boyer, Campillo etc out there.

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #66 on:** April 08, 2009, 07:10:36 PM »

That inning right there shows why this team is .500 at best. Vazquez has to be destroying the locker room right now. Now they have three outs before they have to face Lidge. What a horrific game. Bobby should cut both Moylan and Boyer tonight. No excuse what-so-ever to walk five guys when you're up by 7 runs.

And now Howard make a nice diving play. God I fucking hate this team. Gets me in the worst mood.

pollo · « **Reply #67 on:** April 08, 2009, 07:12:38 PM »

Feels like I'm watching the Mets. Ouch.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #68 on:** April 08, 2009, 07:15:43 PM »

fucking thing sucks

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #69 on:** April 08, 2009, 07:19:20 PM »

Quote from: siamesedreamer on April 08, 2009, 07:10:36 PM

That inning right there shows why this team is .500 at best. Vazquez has to be destroying the locker room right now. Now they have three outs before they have to face Lidge. What a horrific game. Bobby should cut both Moylan and Boyer tonight. No excuse what-so-ever to walk five guys when you're up by 7 runs.

And now Howard make a nice diving play. God I fucking hate this team. Gets me in the worst mood.

I don't think that's the case (.500 team, think we're a bit better than that) but it proves that our bullpen is still a big weakness, which is what I'd been saying for a while. Moylan I think will be fine in time, but he IS trying to come back from Tommy John in record time- I'd like him to rehab for another month or maybe two before he tried pitching again. But there's no excuse for Boyer/Campillo/O'fuckerty- get rid of 'em, call up people from the minors and sign Will Ohman to be your lefty.

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #70 on:** April 08, 2009, 07:32:40 PM »

God damn it Diaz's homer ensures this will be a one-run loss.

Grecco · « **Reply #71 on:** April 08, 2009, 08:37:20 PM »

Eh. The bullpen thing is fixable. But it needs action now not tomorow, not in may.

Moylan to the DL, OhFlatery released. Do it now.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #72 on:** April 08, 2009, 08:50:20 PM »

sigh. typical Braves bullpen. Fix that shit plz. Damn.

Grecco · « **Reply #73 on:** April 09, 2009, 11:28:05 AM »

Three of my 4 teams are now in first place

Kara · « **Reply #74 on:** April 09, 2009, 01:28:52 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=15407661&postcount=2221

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #75 on:** April 09, 2009, 02:33:03 PM »

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,513597,00.html

Fuck. That'll put yesterday's loss in perspective real quick.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #76 on:** April 09, 2009, 02:54:49 PM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #77 on:** April 09, 2009, 02:57:21 PM »

They've been talking about it on the M's telecast this morning, really sad situation.

I can't believe Karakand actually put that down.

Kara · « **Reply #78 on:** April 09, 2009, 03:07:33 PM »

Well we are just getting to know one another.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #79 on:** April 09, 2009, 03:19:21 PM »

I know who you are, I've been at GAF longer than you.

Kara · « **Reply #80 on:** April 09, 2009, 03:24:31 PM »

Then I shouldn't shock you!

ManaByte · « **Reply #81 on:** April 09, 2009, 04:11:13 PM »

Quote from: siamesedreamer on April 09, 2009, 02:33:03 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,513597,00.html

Fuck. That'll put yesterday's loss in perspective real quick.

I was watching that game. Then I went to work, and woke up to this news. Damn. RIP.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #82 on:** April 09, 2009, 04:18:32 PM »

The Rangers' offense is gross... 9 runs in 2 innings so far today. Of course, it's against Carl Pavano and they pretty much HAVE to do that to stay in games with their pitching, but STILL. Even Andruw has gone 2-2 today.

ManaByte · « **Reply #83 on:** April 09, 2009, 05:18:34 PM »

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Gallo, who is suspected of driving under the influence, fled the scene and was arrested about a mile away, officials said. His license had been suspended prior to the crash for a previous drunken driving conviction, police said.

He is expected to be charged with felony drunken driving, felony hit-and-run and vehicular manslaughter. Investigators may also pursue murder charges against him, according to Lt. Kevin Hamilton of the Fullerton Police Traffic Bureau.

Felony Drunken Driving - Strike 1
Felony Hit-and-Run - Strike 2
Vehicular Manslaughter - Strike 3 (as it was obviously gross negligence and is a Felony in CA)

Even without the murder charges, that cholo-looking motherfucker is going to jail for life.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #84 on:** April 09, 2009, 05:23:53 PM »

lol mets lose lol

COME BACK CAJOOOOOOOOOLE

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #85 on:** April 09, 2009, 06:02:08 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on April 09, 2009, 05:18:34 PM

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Gallo, who is suspected of driving under the influence, fled the scene and was arrested about a mile away, officials said. His license had been suspended prior to the crash for a previous drunken driving conviction, police said.

He is expected to be charged with felony drunken driving, felony hit-and-run and vehicular manslaughter. Investigators may also pursue murder charges against him, according to Lt. Kevin Hamilton of the Fullerton Police Traffic Bureau.

Felony Drunken Driving - Strike 1
Felony Hit-and-Run - Strike 2
Vehicular Manslaughter - Strike 3 (as it was obviously gross negligence and is a Felony in CA)

Even without the murder charges, that cholo-looking motherfucker is going to jail for life.

Is he legal?

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #86 on:** April 09, 2009, 06:03:51 PM »

Damn it. The only game that I'll be able to watch in class tonight is MIL/SF. $:-\$

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #87 on:** April 09, 2009, 06:05:13 PM »

Quote from: siamesedreamer on April 09, 2009, 06:03:51 PM

Damn it. The only game that I'll be able to watch in class tonight is MIL/SF. $:-\$

Even if you played fantasy... you probably wouldn't have anybody on either of those teams.

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #88 on:** April 09, 2009, 06:14:10 PM »

I actually have Fielder. Forgot about fantasy.

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #89 on:** April 09, 2009, 06:15:58 PM »

Watching the end of the Rays game now. The video quality on MLB.tv is pretty damn good. Much better than in previous years. Besides the intermitent freezes, looks like I'm watching on tv.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #90 on:** April 09, 2009, 06:17:27 PM »

Drunk drivers are not punished severely enough. $:-\$

Kara · « **Reply #91 on:** April 09, 2009, 06:21:23 PM »

I have a friend with a DUI on his record.

Recently he got a noise ordinance ticket.

It was about five times more money than his DUI fine.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #92 on:** April 09, 2009, 07:22:57 PM »

Who was the strange man who pitched for Seattle today, and what did he do with Jarrod Washburn?

ManaByte · « **Reply #93 on:** April 09, 2009, 07:28:15 PM »

Quote from: siamesedreamer on April 09, 2009, 06:02:08 PM

Quote from: ManaByte on April 09, 2009, 05:18:34 PM
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Gallo, who is suspected of driving under the influence, fled the scene and was arrested about a mile away, officials said. His license had been suspended prior to the crash for a previous drunken driving conviction, police said.

He is expected to be charged with felony drunken driving, felony hit-and-run and vehicular manslaughter. Investigators may also pursue murder charges against him, according to Lt. Kevin Hamilton of the Fullerton Police Traffic Bureau.

Felony Drunken Driving - Strike 1
Felony Hit-and-Run - Strike 2
Vehicular Manslaughter - Strike 3 (as it was obviously gross negligence and is a Felony in CA)

Even without the murder charges, that cholo-looking motherfucker is going to jail for life.

Is he legal?

It's Fullerton, so maybe.

Kara · « **Reply #94 on:** April 09, 2009, 07:44:00 PM »

there are 0 legals in north county mana

pollo · « **Reply #95 on:** April 09, 2009, 11:31:04 PM »

Harold Reynolds looked like he had been crying and Torii had a few nice words. Drunk driving is such bullshit. Even if I have half a drink I don't even go near my car. This really sucks

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #96 on:** April 09, 2009, 11:51:58 PM »

I asked on Facebook when someone posted the link if the Angels were going to receive a compensation draft pick, and somehow that made me out to be an asshole?

pollo · « **Reply #97 on:** April 09, 2009, 11:58:53 PM »

im curious about that too, so no.

Kara · « **Reply #98 on:** April 10, 2009, 12:01:15 AM »

Quote from: Willco on April 09, 2009, 11:51:58 PM

I asked on Facebook when someone posted the link if the Angels were going to receive a compensation draft pick, and somehow that made me out to be an asshole?

Plastics come out of the woodwork in times like this.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #99 on:** April 10, 2009, 12:04:10 AM »

Plastics?

Kara · « **Reply #100 on:** April 10, 2009, 12:18:10 AM »

Fakers.

I sincerely doubt whoever got on your case cares that Nick specifically died today.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #101 on:** April 10, 2009, 12:27:28 AM »

If anything, I should care more - the dude was a local who made the bigs.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #102 on:** April 10, 2009, 03:50:33 AM »

In the first 4 games in Arlington last year the Indians gave up 39 runs (!!). This year they gave up 29 runs in three games.

FUCK THAT BALLPARK

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #103 on:** April 10, 2009, 03:51:41 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on April 10, 2009, 03:50:33 AM

Our first 4 games in Arlington last year the Indians gave up 39 runs (!!). This year they gave up 29 runs in three games.

FUCK THAT BALLPARK

Honestly, that's probably progress considering that this year you're saddled with Pavano.

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #104 on:** April 10, 2009, 09:11:25 AM »

Thinking the Braves will get rained out tonight. $:-\$

Its weird. They go like 8 years without a single rain out in the new stadium. But, in the last few years they've been getting rained out like crazy.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #105 on:** April 10, 2009, 09:33:58 AM »

Quote from: siamesedreamer on April 10, 2009, 09:11:25 AM

Thinking the Braves will get rained out tonight. $:-\$

Its weird. They go like 8 years without a single rain out in the new stadium. But, in the last few years they've been getting rained out like crazy.

It's almost like global weather patterns have been undergoing massive changes or something!

Anyway, our rotation has got to be weirded out by the early schedule, hope they're able to cope.

ManaByte · « **Reply #106 on:** April 10, 2009, 04:38:09 PM »

This could almost be a GAF mod post:

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i've gotten a dui just because i was over the limit. there's a difference between driving after you've had a drink, and driving when you're so drunk you run red lights and kill people.

driving a car is dangerous. period. alcohol makes it worse, but so does being an idiot, a horrible driver, too old, too young, inexperienced, on the phone, or whatever.

harsher penalties for dui's don't prevent these accidents, they just fuck otherwise law abiding tax paying people who happen to be the unlucky one pulled over 2 minutes after leaving a bar and breathalyzed for no reason other than that.

i don't give a fuck what you morons who disagree with me think, harsher penalties for dui's just give the state more fucking money and allow there to be more donut eating fat fuckholes hiding behind bushes waiting to fuck someone over.

you really think the fucking asshole that killed this kid wouldn't have been driving if the penalty for drunk driving was $10,000 or $100,000 instead? don't be fucking dumb. people die. car accidents happen everyday. whether or not alcohol is involved, or what the penalty for dui's are, they're gonna happen regardless.

ManaByte · « **Reply #107 on:** April 10, 2009, 05:09:59 PM »

http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090409&content_id=4205706&vkey=news_sf&fext=.jsp&c_id=sf

OUCH

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #108 on:** April 10, 2009, 07:16:10 PM »

I think the Braves will get it in, but there's definately going to be a rain delay or two.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #109 on:** April 11, 2009, 12:37:16 AM »

If your team was 0-4 and your pitching staff gave up 50 runs .. would you be ledging?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #110 on:** April 11, 2009, 12:42:18 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on April 11, 2009, 12:37:16 AM

If your team was 0-4 and your pitching staff gave up 50 runs .. would you be ledging?

Not if my team was the Indians... I mean, who seriously expected them to contend this year?

Ok, I'm lying. I'm about to flip out cause the Braves bullpen is about to blow a second lead in two games.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #111 on:** April 11, 2009, 12:43:14 AM »

Triumph, I'm spanking your ass in Fantasy. Woo... imaginary internet victories to improve my self-esteem!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #112 on:** April 11, 2009, 12:44:29 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on April 11, 2009, 12:43:14 AM

Triumph, I'm spanking your ass in Fantasy. Woo... imaginary internet victories to improve my self-esteem!

The week is young still.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #113 on:** April 11, 2009, 12:45:56 AM »

...aaaaaand there goes the lead. fml.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #114 on:** April 11, 2009, 01:56:05 AM »

This bullpen is going to be the death of me. Bet we manage to lose by 1.

siamesedreamer · « **Reply #115 on:** April 11, 2009, 12:13:23 PM »

A win is a win is a win. But, Gonzo looks like shit. He's trying to overthrow so much that he's winding up halfway to third base. And he gave up two 0-2 hits. TWO!!!

Schafer is such a badass though. Man (boy) crush total.

Grecco · « **Reply #116 on:** April 11, 2009, 12:46:44 PM »

Eh. Part of the Blame goes to Matt Diaz. Looked like an idiot in LF.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #117 on:** April 11, 2009, 01:47:29 PM »

Quote from: Grecco on April 11, 2009, 12:46:44 PM

Eh. Part of the Blame goes to Matt Diaz. Looked like an idiot in LF.

He should have never been in there in the late innings. Put in Infante, Norton or Anderson. Bobby is senile total.

Grecco · « **Reply #118 on:** April 11, 2009, 02:38:34 PM »

Those guys arent much better

. Anderson has shit range, Norton has no buisness on the field and Infante is kind of a goof.

Free Brandon Jones.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #119 on:** April 11, 2009, 03:30:09 PM »

Should I start planning the Blue Jay's World Series parade?

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Author Topic: The Official Evilbore MLB '09 Regular Season Thread of Bleeding Ulcers (Read 18276 times)