Author Topic: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs (Read 10633 times)

Reb · « **Reply #60 on:** April 11, 2009, 03:56:23 PM »

Quote from: Malek on April 11, 2009, 03:55:25 PM

I keep remembering my dreams of late; probably because I keep waking up in the middle of the night.

I actually dreamt about Flannel Girl. We were even together! Then I came down with an incurable disease.

Even my dream life sucks. $:-\$

Sounds better than your actual life.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #61 on:** April 11, 2009, 04:13:02 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #62 on:** April 11, 2009, 05:01:21 PM »

Better to have loved and died of an incurable disease then to have never loved at all

I had a dream a few nights ago that had "Can't Hardly Wait" point in time Seth Green killing a librarian who had witnessed him snorting coke that was in the form of large milk chocolate chunks.

Here's the dream entry I entered in on my laptop as a txt file so I can upload it later, I was till groggy from waking up...

Quote

There's two guys in particular, sitting at a single table. One has a animal doll with him, the other looks like Seth Green. The other dude that isn't Seth Green grabs the dolls butt and Seth Green reacts. The doll is opened (I seem to be looking in fromt he perspective of the lady) and it contains these big chunks of what seems to be multicolored chocolate.

Seth a white one and shove it partly into his nose. He starts to snort it. The lady makes a noise which causes Seth to go up to her level and shoot her with some handgun, multiple times. The dream ends.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #63 on:** April 14, 2009, 10:12:07 PM »

I have this faint feeling that I dreamed that I had died last night, or was dieing. This subtle feeling of this scenario in my dream of letting go, slowly, breathing dieing down. Feels like the emotion I got from it could have been profound but I can't remember it fully.

tiesto · « **Reply #64 on:** April 15, 2009, 11:15:15 AM »

I had a dream I was invited as a guest on the Borecast

Eric P · « **Reply #65 on:** April 15, 2009, 11:15:55 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on April 15, 2009, 11:15:15 AM

I had a dream I was invited as a guest on the Borecast

you and prole could try to educate eel on trance music!

Robo · « **Reply #66 on:** April 15, 2009, 01:01:03 PM »

I had a dream over the weekend where I was antagonizing a midget Baraka in a game store, when he suddenly became enraged and chased me out into the parking lot, where I contemplated driving off in my car that looked like a pink trashcan with a large satellite dish affixed to a pole protruding from the "lid", or running away because HE COULD TRACK ME DOWN SO EASILY WITH A VEHICLE LIKE THAT. And then I woke up and drank a beer.

Powerslave · « **Reply #67 on:** April 15, 2009, 01:03:37 PM »

I posted on EB and GAF today in my dreams

lmao

Tauntaun · « **Reply #68 on:** April 15, 2009, 01:08:52 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on April 15, 2009, 01:03:37 PM

I posted on EB and GAF today in my dreams

lmao

Are you? Are you really?

chronovore · « **Reply #69 on:** April 16, 2009, 04:41:02 AM »

I dreamed there was an all-hands meeting in the company's biggest meeting room. They had a projector showing our game's dedicated Gamespot page, but without a rating. They said, "We'd like to show everyone the first rating our game received, so we've called you all here." I looked at the blank spot where a rating should be, and it shows up: "4" A four out of ten.

My knees went out in the dream and woke up. But I couldn't separate reality from dream, and I was still believing it had happened. There I am at 05:30 or so thinking, "No way. No WAY. What was all the overtime for over the last two years?!"

Barry Egan · « **Reply #70 on:** April 16, 2009, 05:18:52 AM »

I don't remember my dreams! But a girl just told me that I was in her dreams last night and I was POTUS.

And I banned all citrus fruit and then I get impeached! Teehee!

Powerslave · « **Reply #71 on:** April 16, 2009, 11:42:02 AM »

Today I french-kissed a girl at the supermarket while fingering her ass

TVC15 · « **Reply #72 on:** April 16, 2009, 11:43:31 AM »

Quote from: Powerslave on April 16, 2009, 11:42:02 AM

Today I french-kissed a girl at the supermarket while fingering her ass

You didn't fuckin' handle all the produce afterwards, did you?

Powerslave · « **Reply #73 on:** April 16, 2009, 11:54:35 AM »

what's produce supposed to mean?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #74 on:** April 16, 2009, 11:55:35 AM »

Quote from: Powerslave on April 16, 2009, 11:54:35 AM

what's produce supposed to mean?

Food goods.

Reb · « **Reply #75 on:** April 16, 2009, 11:55:55 AM »

komkommers ^_^

Powerslave · « **Reply #76 on:** April 16, 2009, 12:17:48 PM »

Oh yeah I had to clean up aisle 5 after it $:-\$

Powerslave · « **Reply #77 on:** April 16, 2009, 12:19:07 PM »

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clean up all that jizz

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Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #78 on:** April 16, 2009, 12:25:08 PM »

Last night? Work.

Fucking awful. Felt like I worked another day in my sleep.

Powerslave · « **Reply #79 on:** April 16, 2009, 12:36:21 PM »

It wasn't. However while I was kissing her I became conscious about my breath. I was thinking about this irl yesterday so it slipped into my dreams.

Robo · « **Reply #80 on:** April 16, 2009, 01:12:09 PM »

I had a dream last night where I was an unimportant member of a feudal Japanese army engaged in a war against a Lu Bu-like character - rolling solo and crushing everyone in his path - and was hurriedly fortifying a modern nightclub in anticipation of his attack.

Probably stems from the first episode of Devil Kings that I watched over the weekend.

Powerslave · « **Reply #81 on:** April 16, 2009, 01:23:00 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on April 16, 2009, 01:05:58 PM

Do you know her irl?

nope

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #82 on:** April 16, 2009, 01:26:39 PM »

I dreamed of some hot lady that had some futuristic garb on that was made for nursing women. This garb was made of layered fabric. One of the breasts could easily be exposed by opening up the garb over the breast like layers of feathers (for easy access to a nursing child). Her large but non-gravity ruined (yet) titty was hanging out of this garb for some reason and she winked at me.

Before that I had a dream bout' Julia Roberts tits. They were large and hot, she was wearing a white tank top that was torn down the middle, as far as her diaphragm and I wasn't disgusted by her face. I don't know why tits were such a large theme last night.

drew · « **Reply #83 on:** April 16, 2009, 05:00:23 PM »

i dreamt that biggie sent a dozen or so white girls over to my mansion. i woke up when i was fucking 2 of them on the bed with the rest standing around the bed watching. i still have the lyrics "spit yo game, talk yo shit, grab yo gat, pull yo clip" stuck in my head. i never listen to biggie. the only thing i can link this to was watching notorious within the past month

Powerslave · « **Reply #84 on:** April 16, 2009, 07:01:16 PM »

but did you see biggie himself in your dreams?

chronovore · « **Reply #85 on:** April 17, 2009, 09:31:50 AM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 16, 2009, 12:25:08 PM

Last night? Work.

Fucking awful. Felt like I worked another day in my sleep.

Those are the worst. I always want to bill them or get comp time for those.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #86 on:** April 17, 2009, 03:23:03 PM »

I usually dream about the following:

-falling dreams ( I have these so often that before I start falling my dream body comically shrugs in midair and goes "here we go again" before I start falling and wake up. So inconvenient)
-dreams where I tragically fail to save all of my friends and family from death. Most likely involves the girl I am attracted to at the time.
-dreams with Eraserheadish placement of characters, settings, or arrangements ( the most memorable one was when I dreamed that me and several friends went camping on a green lawn growing in the middle of Wal-Mart for no reason. Once I realized the preposterous dream my brain had concocted, I woke up)

Most lately I've been dreaming about texting, talking to, spending time with, or fucking my girlfriend, which is funny because all of these happen sometime during the week, sometimes more than once.

cool breeze · « **Reply #87 on:** June 09, 2009, 05:51:35 PM »

I had a really weird dream last night. I've been trying to remember more details, but it's all over the place.

First thing I can remember is going to Japan for some reason. First thing I do there is go to a convenience store, which is also an arcade run by Indians. Then for some reason a friend who doesn't like video games at all (who lives in LA right now; I'm in PA) comes in and challenge this 10 year old Indian kid to a match of Marvel vs Capcom 2. He loses, so I decide to play him. I beat him using only Captain Commando for some reason and he demands a rematch. I walk away to get more change, but get distracted by a Street Fighter 2 cabinet that displays the entire game in a hologram 3D type thing, kinda like that Time Traveler game. Then I realize that I forgot to bring any luggage with me and I forgot all my clothing. Suddenly, I'm in a hotel room that only has a bed an one of those old cameras you use a hand crank to use. I call home to see if I can get anyone to send over my stuff. Instead of that happening, my brother comes into the room and dumps a bunch of iPod accessories on my bed before leaving. Next thing I know I'm randomly walking the streets. I see another friend just sitting on the street corner, but he has a full beard and gray hair. I ask him about it but he doesn't respond. After that, I somehow end up in the a huge park back in America. Me and a different friend have a wheel barrow full of booze. I don't get why, but we try to sell it all to a bunch of teenagers who seem concerned that we aren't old enough to buy the stuff ourselves. For some reason I'm only 19 in this dream. Then I wake up, confused about all of that.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #88 on:** June 10, 2009, 01:51:54 AM »

Last night I dreamed about going back in time and seeing Woodstock with some of friends from high school. Except it was like at some senior citizen center, there was only about 100 people there, and I was sitting next to Ronald Reagan. $:-\$

Crushed · « **Reply #89 on:** June 10, 2009, 01:56:10 AM »

I dreamed that I had to bomb a bunch of Megalodons with a plane and I could see them in the water. Then I shit out a rabbit which hopped away. Pretty weird.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #90 on:** June 10, 2009, 06:06:33 AM »

I dream alot about suddenly being back in highschool.
"WTF I thought I was finished... How long have I been absent?" Or its my first day and I have no idea what my classes are or what rooms they're in.

Been dreaming alot about my teeth falling out. Probably related to my smoking habits and drinking too much soda.

Sometimes I have one where I wake up in the middle of the night and I'm convinced the hemispheres of my brain are separated. I stumble around with my eyes looking in opposite directions, trying to open my door and get help. These ones seem very real. Scary real even.

I dream sometimes of figuring out how to fly. Usually revolve around a "its so obvious, why didn't I think of it before!" moment. One time I ran in circles.

I've dreamed of being buried alive, falling from an unstable tree that fell into a quarry, came out of a laundry chute into a freefall outside a skyscraper. I also have alot of dreams of the world ending. Usually just exploding sun or giant comet scenarios. Oh, lots of tornado encounters. The other night I dreamt I was in the losing side of a knife fight.

I don't remember most dreams though, except for the 30 seconds after I wake up.

Powerslave · « **Reply #91 on:** June 10, 2009, 02:57:29 PM »

dreams are bullshit and never mean anything

Powerslave · « **Reply #92 on:** June 10, 2009, 02:57:34 PM »

fuck dreams

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #93 on:** June 10, 2009, 05:00:51 PM »

I think they're good for a laugh! Lucid dreams are good sex opportunities!

Cyanista · « **Reply #94 on:** June 10, 2009, 06:49:16 PM »

Dreams about your teeth falling out are actually quite common and are generally thought to indicate a dip in self-esteem in your waking life.

I dream about zombies. Literally 4 out of every 5 dreams I remember upon waking either are ABOUT zombies or are about something incredibly stupid I am trying to accomplish in the midst of a zombie infestation.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #95 on:** June 10, 2009, 07:04:43 PM »

On the rare occasion that I do dream (or just remember them), it's usually about sex.

Or zombies! Hi Cyanista.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #96 on:** June 10, 2009, 07:22:27 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on June 10, 2009, 06:49:16 PM

Dreams about your teeth falling out are actually quite common and are generally thought to indicate a dip in self-esteem

I've never had that dream, probably because my self-esteem can't get any lower.

Veidt · « **Reply #97 on:** June 10, 2009, 07:43:11 PM »

Jinfash is right:

Quote from: Veidt on April 08, 2009, 10:48:47 AM

I just re-read my dream on the previous page.

So amazing, that I had to re-quote myself. I might not ever get a dream this intense.
Quote from: Veidt's Awesome dream.
Possibly the best dream ever
Starring: Veidt.
Featuring:
Salma Hayek as the "Hot witch"
(Image removed from quote.)
Johnny depp as the " Guy who doesn't want to let people know he's in the movie"
(Image removed from quote.)
Alyson Hannigan as " The red chick".
(Image removed from quote.)

Oh and the best part of all.

ZOMBIES VS ROBOTS and humans

So I opened my eyes and I was in a world where everything was turning into zombies. The plants and animals were first. The army ( of which I was a part) tried to stabilize the situation. We had an ambush of swarms of flying zombie creatures that made everything look green and grimy. There was a group of civilians with us, they were under our protection. We kept shooting and shooting the fuckers, but they were coming and coming.So I grabbed an RPG-everything was hectic- I fuckin' shot a horde of flying zombies down. Everyone shouted " Hell fucking yes, thats that shit right there!".

Then we proceeded to neutralize the civilians and calm them down. After that, I don't exactly know what happened. But the zombies somehow made an explosion taking down my entire platoon. So a rallied all of the civilians that were alive ( only after emptying my M6 on the zombies). Then took them to a back road in a small tunnel. I'm at the entrance, and I see hell, yes a HELL of flying zombie creatures. RUN RUN RUN!!. Everyone ran and ran.There was a small modern day cave, and I lead them inside. Everyone was tired and scared. "The Red Chick" ( Alyson), was crying, " What's going on, what's happening"- I heard " I dunno I blacked out". Then I said " I saw the entire thing". I looked at all their faces, I see Johnny Depp,but he was hiding his identity for no real reason

Scene change ala Matrix-

I'm in an underworld place, where the Zombies hold sway. I hear these orgasmic sounds. The group stops, we look around and see Salma Hayek, in a fuckin' 3 way. Then she says " Don't worry, I have no means with the Zombies" " But you can do to me whatever you want". Then a robot among the group, just goes ballistic and starts to do her like CRAZY. Shit gets all orgy-ish. Then her eyes turn yellow-ish evil. I say " Back up man, BAIL". She takes over his FUCKING SOUL. Then she strips herself from her human body and says " This is my spirit, and my hand ( she had a redspot on her hand) shows my honesty".

Yes, she was wearing those exact clothes you see there.

Then I realized it was a dream, so I thought this was my chance to do what the robot did. But then I got too excited and the dream faded away : (

JINFASH has invaded my Dream : (

Real Life proof right there.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #98 on:** June 10, 2009, 07:45:25 PM »

Veidt needs to be hit by a stronger form of leprosy.

Veidt · « **Reply #99 on:** June 10, 2009, 07:46:54 PM »

Quote from: Malek on June 10, 2009, 07:45:25 PM

Veidt needs to be hit by a stronger form of leprosy.

Your hate don't phase me. I will contaminate you, if you keep going like this.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #100 on:** June 10, 2009, 07:47:08 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on June 10, 2009, 07:36:01 PM

The more faithful to god the more you dream about zombies.

I'm pretty sure that's not the case for me.

Cyanista · « **Reply #101 on:** June 10, 2009, 07:48:08 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on June 10, 2009, 07:36:01 PM

That's because you're an atheist. The more you're faithful to god the more you dream about zombies. Why I'm having one right now.

Yeah. 100% sure that's not it.

Veidt · « **Reply #102 on:** June 10, 2009, 07:53:12 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on June 10, 2009, 07:47:16 PM

Quote from: Malek on June 10, 2009, 07:45:25 PM
Veidt needs to be hit by a stronger form of leprosy.

T-virus.

Quote from: Veidt on June 10, 2009, 07:46:54 PM
Your hate don't phase me. I will contaminate you, if you keep going like this.

Faze.

Err, yeah. That's exactly what I meant.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #103 on:** June 10, 2009, 07:59:41 PM »

I had a dream that some ethnic Eastern Europeans kicked my ass and took my wallet

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #104 on:** June 10, 2009, 08:06:01 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on June 10, 2009, 07:59:41 PM

I had a dream that some ethnic Eastern Europeans kicked my ass and took my wallet

They needed the money to upgrade their 13" CRTs and to remove some embarrassing tats.

muckhole · « **Reply #105 on:** June 10, 2009, 08:09:06 PM »

Creepily, I've had a few dreams about board members in the past. Not sex dreams, mind you, just normal ones. If you can call them that.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #106 on:** June 10, 2009, 08:14:07 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on June 10, 2009, 08:09:06 PM

Creepily, I've had a few dreams about board members in the past. Not sex dreams, mind you, just normal ones. If you can call them that.

How many dreams included me?

muckhole · « **Reply #107 on:** June 10, 2009, 08:17:33 PM »

Sadly none.

Yet.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #108 on:** June 10, 2009, 08:19:41 PM »

I had a dream I was playing The Beatles: Rock Band in my sleep doing vocals in front of a bunch of my old classmates from like 7th or eighth grade (my favorite years) it was heartbreakening to wake up and realize it wasn't real. :'( I can't say i've ever been as happy as I have in that dream for almost 6 years now. It was just me and like 3 others playing the game, some song that was amazing (it was one my brain made that somehow translated to a Beatles song I guess) and just having a blast.

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #109 on:** June 10, 2009, 08:22:11 PM »

In University for my Engineering degree, I'd often not got to class for days and just cram and sometimes pull shit out of my ass for exams and it always seemed to work and I came out with good grades. Once I left, I had unbelievably vivid dreams about failing or even completely skipping a class I needed to graduate. The kind of dreams that seemed realer than real and would induce panic I never experienced while the events my mind was referencing where actually happening.

Lately though, I've mostly been dreaming about random bullshit that is almost as mundane as my real-life but somehow leaves me with an awful sinking feeling hours after I've awaken.

Powerslave · « **Reply #110 on:** June 11, 2009, 09:04:03 AM »

Quote from: muckhole on June 10, 2009, 08:09:06 PM

Creepily, I've had a few dreams about board members in the past. Not sex dreams, mind you, just normal ones. If you can call them that.

me?

muckhole · « **Reply #111 on:** June 11, 2009, 11:15:33 AM »

Quote from: Powerslave on June 11, 2009, 09:04:03 AM

Quote from: muckhole on June 10, 2009, 08:09:06 PM
Creepily, I've had a few dreams about board members in the past. Not sex dreams, mind you, just normal ones. If you can call them that.

me?

In one dream, Demi (played by Nick Frost, naturally) and I were at a bar owned by some sports celebrity who I can't recall (not even sure if he was a real sports figure). We'd been invited, and upon arrival we were begged by the owner to deal with some unruly patrons.

Pretty bizarre.

In another one, Jinfash was visiting from overseas and staying with my family. That's the only detail I really recall, and it wasn't central to the dream's "plot", just a sort of "Oh cool, Jin's here."

The last one was playing a live gig, and Bildi had showed up just in time to replace my lead guitarist who was MIA. Unfortunately Bildi hadn't brought his guitar and instead rocked the set on the tuba (which in my dream was a suitable lead guitar replacement, naturally), surprising myself and everyone else with his abilities. It went on for a while after that, but I can't really remember the details.

Nothing with you yet, Powerslave, but it may only be a matter of time.

muckhole · « **Reply #112 on:** June 11, 2009, 11:21:23 AM »

You occupy most my waking moments.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #113 on:** June 11, 2009, 11:32:05 AM »

tehjaybo · « **Reply #114 on:** June 11, 2009, 12:17:39 PM »

I had a dream a few nights ago that kind of freaked me out.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I was on my deathbed for some reason, it wasn't that far in the future. All I know is that I was dying. Bloodwake and I were still not speaking (which this is weird, because before the past month or so, this hadn't really happened since we became friends). Anyway, all my family and friends were walking up and saying their goodbyes. Exes, people I hadn't talked to in years, it was freaking chilling. And then, the room just emptied, and Bloodwake walks in, looks down at me, laughs, and walks out.

[close]

$:-\$ What the fuck.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #115 on:** June 11, 2009, 01:36:54 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on June 11, 2009, 12:17:39 PM

I had a dream a few nights ago that kind of freaked me out.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I was on my deathbed for some reason, it wasn't that far in the future. All I know is that I was dying. Bloodwake and I were still not speaking (which this is weird, because before the past month or so, this hadn't really happened since we became friends). Anyway, all my family and friends were walking up and saying their goodbyes. Exes, people I hadn't talked to in years, it was freaking chilling. And then, the room just emptied, and Bloodwake walks in, looks down at me, laughs, and walks out.
[close]

$:-\$ What the fuck.

Tell Bloodpussy to get that sand out of his vagina.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #116 on:** June 11, 2009, 01:53:24 PM »

I dreamt about active patterns in F#. I was kind of ashamed of them

tehjaybo · « **Reply #117 on:** June 11, 2009, 01:57:25 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on June 11, 2009, 01:36:54 PM

Quote from: tehjaybo on June 11, 2009, 12:17:39 PM
I had a dream a few nights ago that kind of freaked me out.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I was on my deathbed for some reason, it wasn't that far in the future. All I know is that I was dying. Bloodwake and I were still not speaking (which this is weird, because before the past month or so, this hadn't really happened since we became friends). Anyway, all my family and friends were walking up and saying their goodbyes. Exes, people I hadn't talked to in years, it was freaking chilling. And then, the room just emptied, and Bloodwake walks in, looks down at me, laughs, and walks out.
[close]

$:-\$ What the fuck.

Tell Bloodpussy to get that sand out of his vagina.

We're hardcore on the outs. I haven't talked to him in a little under a month. I'm not even completely sure why, but we are.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #118 on:** June 11, 2009, 03:28:51 PM »

His g/f left him because he's a stalker and mentioned her in every post here on The Bore^TM. So now he's taking pamprin and crying on his magic cards.

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It's ok they're in protective sleeves.

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tehjaybo · « **Reply #119 on:** June 11, 2009, 05:49:43 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on June 11, 2009, 03:28:51 PM

His g/f left him because he's a stalker and mentioned her in every post here on The Bore^TM. So now he's taking pamprin and crying on his magic cards.

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It's ok they're in protective sleeves.
[close]

$:-\$

He gets hated on a lot here. I mean, I know it's the internet, but shit.
I feel really bad because I'm the biggest perpetrator of this irl.

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Author Topic: Evilbore Dreams: What do you dream about? you poofs (Read 10633 times)